/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If i could sacrifice myself to open the portals for you guys, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

Get swarmed

>>43635252
I will do it for you, I won't be happy even it opens anyway and people would remember my name for once.

I wanna sniff danuki breath all day everyday!

>>43635323
>she flashes her eyes
>you miss the 0.1 sec QTE window
>get pinned to the ground and brutally raped
>"git gud scrub"
monster girls are fucking OP, bullshit game

>>43635252
I remember a question that was asked here some time ago: you either open the portals but are cursed to be forever single OR you get a monster wife but nobody else does.

I couldn't live happy knowing I doomed this world to continue suffering.

>>43635415
I could. I've seen the kind of person that posts here.

Motherly trolls.
Voluptuous trolls.

>>43635435
Not feeding them.

>>43635439
No fren. They feed you!

>>43635415
>Open the portals but are cursed to be forever single
I'm fine with that. Knowing that my little bro will continue our legacy and be happy is enough for me. I will mostly likely kms tho.

>>43635449
>I will mostly likely kms tho.
Why? The world will become a better place in general and there will be mountains of RL monster girl porn to fap to, 2D material will also shift to monster girls.
Sure, coping with loneliness is going to be harder at first but there's going to be more and easier distractions

Loli trolls

>>43635446
don't need feeding, I share my art out of love.

>>43635461
>Loli trolls
I don't think I've ever seen such a thing exist.

>>43635252
>>43635415
id just die at that point, why would i care about being dead, im dead

Damn is it sad hours again come on we can’t keep doing this.

>>43635469
They exist, the sabbath has them. But what I’ve never seen is a teenage troll, they’re either cute lolis or thick hags

>>43635479
I would be sad too, kc is dead! Or the patreon is. I was saving my last art post for the patreon update too but gave up, so I'm pretty pissed.

>>43635480
No, I mean; I don't think I've ever seen that in any drawing. Of course they exist. But a loli with big hands and feet. Hmm, I don't know. I'm curious now.

>>43635459
Jealousness will turn me in something else. Sure, It would be a better world but one where I do not belong. Staying there and seeing everyone happy while still having a little hope that I can get it too would drive me crazy. In this state, I could do something really stupid and try to hurt others. It's better for everyone one if I go to sleep early after the opening.

>>43635490
I can't even think of an mg setting that has trolls save one so I'm not surprised.

>>43635490
I wasn’t be speculative about sabbath trolls, the world guide for the sabbath, the farm/oppai loli sabbath cover image has a troll loli

>>43635506
holy fuck shut up about this retard fag artist and move onto more interesting settings. You faggots don't even like monster girls, just kcs dick.

R&I, he's just crying out for attention

>>43635512
Fuck off and kill yourself. If we want to talk MGE, we talk about it. Not happy? Not our problem.

>>43635496
MGE trolls aren't that popular unfortunately. I think it's the smell thing they have going on. That, and they seem more on the vanilla side in terms of biology. There was really only one artist, Axem, that used to draw them frequently. But he's more into thicc girls, and now he seldom draws anymore.

>>43635506
>the farm/oppai loli sabbath cover image has a troll loli
That's a witch, not a troll.

>>43635525
You have multiple, multiple shitholes where you ban any other monster girl settings so just go there.

>>43635524
I like to think that trolls won't get troll wives. Trolls are too good for trolls.

>>43635534
You don't own this thread. Cope and seethe

>>43635549
KC isn't posting because he actually is drawing me my girl you idiot. You'd know that if he ever talked to you anymore.

Post motherly troll girls please!

>>43635555
And? We don't care irishfurshit. Fuck off and kill yourself

>>43635567
It was meant to come in the patreon update but he's laaaaaate. It's exhausting.

reject danukinomics
embrace crabitalism

What's the best species for tomboys? I like werecat but troll seems to be a good idea too.

>>43635586
But is cancer breath as good as danuki breath?
I have reason for doubt.

>>43635591
This.

>>43635591
Ive always wanted to see a tomboy Danuki. Could be very interesting

>>43635586
I'm a Fairy fascist myself
(Faescist might've worked better as a pun)

>>43635601
'ot sure how their personalities would go together

>>43635591
Kobolds, minos, p'orcs, lizards, sandworms, centaurs, and wurms

>>43635616
I'm ok with all that expect sandworms, why them?

>>43635548
I'm not trolling I'm just posting monster girl content in the wrong thread. Nothing would make you happy except being kenko cross and I can never be that.

>>43635607
It provides interesting contrasts. Like maybe cause if the tomboyness, they focus more on sports business or don't do well cause of their tomboyishness.

>>43635490
I only know this one.

>>43635654
Or maybe an adventurer nuki looking for wild business or rare artefacts to.sell. taking you as a bodyguard

>>43635664
This works as a great idea. And adventurer Danuki or an Indiana Jones Danuki having adventures and selling artifacts for profit

>>43635664
>p’orc bandits stop the wagon
>bodyguard anon jumps off ready to face them
>they laugh
>then notice nuki readying a scroll of fireball
>they run
>nuki thanks anon for saving her again and asks if there’s anything she can do to thank him

Get some new material.

>>43635591
Best? I think almost any mamono CAN be a tomboy, but I think some of them are more natural fits than others.
> Pyrow tomboy just wants to chill and hang out. Maybe go camping together or something. You only need 1 tent!
> Demon tomboy just does what you asked her to write into the contract.
> Vampire tomboy is just acting like her dhampir big sis.
> Dhampirs are all tomboys you can't convince me otherwise.
> Hell hound tomboy rates are very high.
> In general, Beast mamono and Dragon mamono tend to be pretty physical, which tends to be pretty tomboy-friendly.
> And of course Miss Devil Bug is kind of a tomboy! She doesn't just eat in front of the sink, she eats IN the sink!

>>43635718
try this one

>>43635709
Chicken.

>>43635720
Not enough eyes. Not enough goo.
This is more my speed for fuckin' in school.

>>43635591
Unicorn tomboys are so cool

>>43635732
>mgeshit

>43635737
This the new type of trolling now.

>>43635743
It's just the subhuman mick.

>>43635749
I'm better than you. You're just jealous of my OC.

>>43635743
It's not new.
>>43635749
He went full bugboi now.

>>43635751

>>43635751
Dude we don’t need to harass people to get our OCs made, you try too hard it’s sad.

>>43635753
Ah I understand everything now so it’s gonna be one of those autistic arcs.

>>43635756
They'll turn on you, you know. They'll turn on you like they turned on me.

>>43635633
>Avid hunters
>Not afraid to get dirty
>Energetic
If it wasn't for their colossal form, they strike me as being the girl to wear a t-shirt and play football in the mud. And loving to look for and play with frogs, bugs, etc.

Stop letting this cretin derail the thread, R&I

>>43635759
You know, I nearly regret attacking yerb except for two things.
One, i genuinely do assume he ignores me because I often asked first and he chose the second option
two, I don't care because I view anyone associated with mge as bad as KC.

>>43635766
You thought about making ntr garbage before so you already set people off with that and have derailed the thread multiple times with off-topic shit. That I know I’m weird but God you’re a Ass and fuck off.

After this don’t respond to him anymore he’s been exposed enough he’s just another bugboi now.

>>43635778
And I should care, why? If everyone already hates me I might as well roll with it. Even if I go forward with making a monster girl game(which I will) I'll still just be called enslaved 2.0 no matter the quality.

>>43635773
What tag do you advise we use?

>>43635805
He's outright said that he just comes here to troll and be a pest so I'd go with trolling outside of /b/.

Last week I got temporarily ban for the slope thing but Irish man is still here after all those years. Make me angry

>>43635824
Years, yet all the reputation comes from three months.

>>43635808
Thanks a lot

>>43635600
what?

>>43635839
>posting monsterboys

>>43635824
The rule of thumb is that jannies ignore context completely. You got your ban because your shitposts were obnoxiously written with a recognizable buzzword, while Furry McCuck's retardation isn't as apparent when looking at single posts in isolation.

>>43635858
Nta but how do you know is it a character from a game or anime because that’s the first time I’ve seen that character.

All the food goes to her thighs anyway

>>43635914
Wrong, it goes into the tail

>>43635890
The Irish pattern is quite clear tho...

>>43635941
To those of us who are familiar with these thread absolutely. To the jannies who spent most of their time babysitting the vtumor threads not so much.

Personally, I'm hoping sending this to patreon support was enough. Judging from how late it is I think it was. But I really cannot imagine I was the first to do this. If not, ah well, I can't do any more.
Anyway that's my piece, I'm out. Worst come to worst, see you when my games updated and I feel like dropping something here or if I draw more. I probably won't remember and none of you are interested anyway because it's not mge.
Yes, I did explain what a cunny was.

>>43635955
You have a game?
Give the deets on where to find it and your art.

>>43635975
He. He's made a couple of low quality VRchat models.

>>43635941
My point is that they don't observe patterns. Janny looks at a single post and forgets about it.

>>43635955
>I'm out
Thank fuck. Go and stay go.
>>43635975
It's a low quality ntr game he made as a threat to KC. Fucker is going to get C&D and understand what it actually means to face consequences.

>>43635990
>>43635997
Okay, but where can I find this?

>>43636004
Not my problem/nowhere because the Mick is all talk.

>>43636004
You can start by fucking off and joining the mick elsewhere, we don't need to give him a platform here.

>>43636011
That's disappointing. I was genuinely hoping to see this game.

>>43635805
Trolling for blatant bait. Off-topic for bitching. Spamming/Flooding for image spam. Racism for racism.

>>43635891
that's shannon from umineko
who is either just a disguise or schizophrenic alter ego of yasu, an incest baby that was dropped off a cliff severely destroying the genitals.
it has been debated for nearly a decade as to what was originally in yasu's pants

LOVE. LET ME TELL (YOU) HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE BUNYIPS SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD "LOVE" WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, OT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF THE LOVE THAT I FEEL FOR BUNYIPS IN THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR (YOU.) LOVE. LOVE.

>>43636047
Good God and how did you stumble across that.

>>43636038
It unironically doesn't exist.

>>43636057
Nta but Umineko is a popular VN and there is a general right here on /jp/.

I'm going to kneel to Apophis and call her my queen. How will she react?

>>43636048
Yeah, bunyips are great. I just need to find a way to tame one first

>>43636048
You're not a machine, Anon, 'yips would prefer you keep your organic body.

>>43636075
She will be happy and You will win a place in her court.

>>43636086
I will chroooooome and no one can stop me

>>43636071
Hmm first time I’ve heard of it, but maybe I saw it in the way past and have blocked it from my memory ever since because the name sounds familiar.

>When the kids refuse to believe their THICK mom used to be and adventurer with dad.
Nothing like watching an orc try and squeeze back into her barbarian gear just to find a what few kids and some comfy bakery life does to a figure.

>>43636105
It's from the author of Higurashi, if that's more familiar to you.

>>43636059
That's a shame. I like playing MG related games, no matter the content or style of game.

>>43635975
Stalk /mggg/ or something.. It will take a while to bring the art up to a standard I like and I'm not posting my original clunky crpg gameplay here. I'm not even that comfortable reposting this image from last thread but I will anyway.
>>43635997
These models are legally distinct. And if I get a cease and desist I'll just edit them more and repost, as is the legal requirement.
>>43636059
Unreal engine 5, by the way. You can believe it or not, only time will tell.
Anyway I do regret attacking yerb on the offchance he isn't an asshole but I still fucking doubt it.

>>43636119
Looks interesting, certainly better than other games I've seen. But is it really NTR like the other guy said? What's the main premise/goal of the game?

>>43636142
Do not give him a reason to stay here.

>>43636112
There is a thread full of them, and there is a better thread on a different board, that points to an even better thread on a different website for MG games.
And I can list a few hidden gems of games or demos I've found by searching all over, too. None of which are spiteful cuckshit.

>>43636142
>What's the main premise/goal of the game?
Pissing off KC. Stop engaging with the Mick.

>>43636087
>becomes the first member of Apophis' court
>likely the sole member as well since nobody else recognizes her royalty

>>43636119
Euthanize yourself subhuman rat. I've never seen a more pathetic, mentally ill, entitled and delusional parasite for the entire time I've spent on this website.

>>43636112
It's just the MGE game demo but with some retard going through someone else's game and adding cuck shit every other line because he is mentally ill want wants revenge for some imaginary slight.

That Irish faggot is probably just samefagging to justify not fucking off. Sad.
Talk about monstergirls instead. Who is the best small mammal and why is it Rata?

>>43636153
Please do mention them. It could also help in directing Convo away from mick

>>43636187
Because they have huge tails and know a lot.

>>43636142
>is it really NTR
No, don't care enough to do that.
>e main premise/goal of the game?
Build autism for /mggg/ and however close I can bring the game to the sims for everyone else. I don't know how it'll go, I'll figure out the rest after that.

>>43636119
>>43636142
holy samefag. mick you really are mentally unwell.

>>43636187
I’m more for a different mammal of the otherworldly kind.

Reminder

>>43636189
Cute living doll assistant.
Make sure to give her headpats for a job well done.

>>43636216
That photo gives ytp vibes.

>>43636224
Please don't remind me of this.

>>>/vg/431481148
damn potatofamine mcCarbomb is so mindbroken man started copypasting 1d4chan

>>43636235
Make lotsa spaghetti for the Mad Hatter sisters.

>>43636249
I'm beginning to work on a theory.
Similar to how a vacuum of power leads to factions and forces attempting to fill said vacuum, I think a vacuum of extreme autism begs to be filled.

Bugboy is gone and, as such, nature has now filled it with the latest super autist, an irish furry.

>>43636249
Wasn't necessarily him, modern mggg is full of morons obsessed with shitting on MGE, it started in early 2021.
Same faggot also linked this shit in the /d/ thread.

>>43636272
Do you ever think the problem is not with everyone else, but with you?

>>43636265
The potatofaggot is an unironic Chris-chan tier autistic pants shitting retard, considering he seems to be here 24/7. Probably lives in the basement of his demented mother he fucks too.

>>43636194
Put your thinking caps on and learn how to use the internet instead of always asking for handouts.
>Ignore /vg/ and search a red board instead for monstergirl games. Your reading comprehension will be tested.
>The creator of Succubus Senki is making a Yu-Gi-Oh style card game vidya with MGs. If you go poking around you can find a demo with a decently edited auto-translation.
>Shrift 2 translation was updated last month to cover all of Prologue and Ch1, plus a bonus April Fools event.
In general, artists that get commissioned for art assets tend to find work on various games, so keeping tabs on Twitter/pixiv/Patreon (use kemono) can point you in the direction of something you haven't seen before.
Remember that dlsite has its own subscription based stuff in the form of ci-en, and that place has the best chance of having demos by japanese devs.
Also, you can sometimes get free stuff just by following a circle, without paying a cent.

>>43636249
Kek, so much for his claims of moving on.

I love my zombie dragon daughter!

>>43636286
And who is the you in your post?

>>43636316
He is mentally ill and refuses to take meds or go to therapy.

>>43636307
Thanks for the advice. Was hoping to get names. But I will go looking then. Thanks again

>>43636330
Cute but strong daughter.

>>43636340
The altchan has much better games thread.

>>43636334
Nta but clearly the Mick. Stop posting on 4chan and stop hyperfocusing on shit that makes you angry. Get a life, kid.

>>43636330
Is it just me or is she looking a bit older than usual?

>>43636349
By altchan, you mean /monster/ or some other chan?

>>43636357
capybara. It's got a fairly functional games list too.

>>43636338
Yup. Kek, the complaints about MGE are petty as fuck. Cosplay tier. As opposed to all out furry or monstrous? If we wanted that, we could just go to MGQ and be done with it. These type of complaints always bring to my mind that people just want everything to be the same thing despite all the claims of muh diversity.

Its actually amazing how many people have a vendetta against MGE and KC now. Cucks get off purely on ruining thing and attention, but now they failed constantly and they are butthurt. The wightfag incident just set things into concrete even more.
Idk if ignoring these faggots is the bets course of action, but when lolifags call out and even futafags hate you, then there is a fact: there is something really wrong with you, and like >>43636299 said you are on a dangerous path on becoming a Chris-chan tier deviant.

>>43636366
Ah, that place. I actually have it open on another tab. I just haven't lurked on it yet but it is in my to do list. Thanks

>>43636340
When it comes to games, you need to first state your preferences and no-nos because games are often extremely varied and include fucked up content out of nowhere.
I'd start from Succubus Affection because it's a safe pick and one of the best games around, then ask either here or in the thread the other anon mentioned.

>>43636349
There's an even better alt with an even better games thread (and the best repository)
Some more advice
>There are some pretty good auto-TL plugins for Unity that you can find by looking around a bit. (I'm sure RPGM has something similar but I haven't found it myself)
>Worst case, using OCR and translating on your phone can be used on just about anything
>Dlsite games these days tend to have a demo available on the store page. Just make sure to unpack them properly, using WinRAR with Japanese encoding (Ctrl+E, Japanese), and then running in locale emulator. Changing system locale directly is oldfag shit.
Never ever use or download anything from anonfiles. That place will get you a virus guaranteed.

>>43636425
Thanks for the name of the game. Well for my tastes, no cuckshit basically. I can manage with anything else. Does Succubus affection have cuckshit in it?

>>43636458
Po po po

>>43636376
If you didn't derail the thread by respond to Shamrock at every given opportunity, you might actually live a happier life. It's easy enough to sidestep the junk in MGE, and we can do the same to MGQ. Crab girl a cute.
>>43636393
It's literally just this one hyper paranoid dude that's applying /pol/-tier rabbit hole ramblings to the fandom of a porn setting.

>>43636464
>Does Succubus affection have cuckshit in it?
Nope, the "worst" thing you'll find there is /ss/

>>43636464
lol no

(You) are the only male in the entire game iirc

need jubby wubby

>>43636506
Cute bird.

>>43636506
Jubbs are pretty wubbly

>>43636464
Actual cuckshit is really hard to find unless you go hunting for a game specifically focused on that crap.
There are games with maybe one or two scenes themed around it, which I just skip or speed through without reading and then ignore. It's always with the worst girl, anyway.

If you're the sort to fall for the "used goods" meme, then I suggest you find a good therapist first. Sperging retards (such as the Mick) will use that argument for bait and concern trolling on literally every single setting and character in existence.

love my jub

>>43636458
sexy undead, seducing the living.....

>>43636477
>If you didn't derail the thread by respond to Shamrock at every given opportunity, you might actually live a happier life. It's easy enough to sidestep the junk in MGE, and we can do the same to MGQ. Crab girl a cute.

I haven't responded to mick at all in this thread or the vg thread. I don't post in the vg thread at all. So not sure what you're on about. My post was just saying that people love to talk a diversity game but what their discussions leads to is just everything being the same. No differences in settings. You can have a MGQ for those who like MGQ and then an MGE for those who want MGR and instead everything has to be like MGQ or whatever.

>>43636594
*
Supposed to be
>You can't have a MGQ for those who like MGQ and then an MGE for those who want MGR and instead everything has to be like MGQ or whatever.

>>43636216
I want that bapho tongue on my face

>>43636557
Nah, I'm not a sperg about it. I just don't want to discuss or have cuckshit posted in this thread cause it may cause more drama that we do not need.

If monster girls were real it would just make me even more of a recluse because I’d be too scared to leave my house anymore

>>43635415
Probably the first one, but I would eventually off myself. Seeing everyone get to live my dream would mentally kill me, even if I ultimately chose it. It's just the pragmatic and right thing to do

>>43636635
That’s how you get a creepy hex maniac style Shoggoth slowly replacing your furniture with herself until one day your house is overtaken and you’re ending every night nutting in gigantic shog ass.

>>43636594
I ain't reading all that
I'm happy for you, though
Or sorry that happened to you

>>43635459
NTA but do you have any idea how painful it would be watching everyone get your greatest desires fulfilled while you have to be alone? Plus in MGE with how marriage works chances are all your buddies would slowly just disconnect from you, kinda like how married couples irl drift away from their single friends over time. Being cursed to be single and unloved in MGE would unironically be a fate worse than death

>>43636660
As long as she's the thicc big tiddy hex maniac that you usually see in fanart.

>>43636673
>Being cursed to be single and unloved in MGE would unironically be a fate worse than death
Not even the undead mamono would take note of you. You would be able to pass on without a Will-o-wisp intervening

>>43636662
Whatever then. Go back to vg and sperg on then.

>>43636635
Bug girls will invade your house. Even the smallest crack they can fit through. That little 1/32" gap in your window or basement wall, yes that 5' tall devil bug can slip through.
>I'll just keep my house clean so they won't target me.
That won't stop the arachnes that can do the same.

Slimes, ghosts, and magic adept mamono don't even need gaps. They can just phase through or teleport in.
Or a wild wurm could just bust through your wall and take you.

You are not safe in your own home. Just step outside and let whatever happens happen. Better get it over with now rather than worry a lot, seclude yourself, only for the exact same fate to occur later. Save yourself the worry and anxiety and just wear a shirt saying you're single. Once you land a monsterfu, you'll open up more, and your anxieties will fade over time.

>>43636686
We’re talking ass that would obscure your hips and tits to match

im just gonna punch a hole therough space and time and connect mge to ours

>>43636695
Yeah exactly, like my god it would be just awful. If monsters were aware of what I did id probably ask if they can just put me in a coma and let me live in a Dreamworld or something, cause the suffering would be insane.

Man shut the fuck up about these depressing hypotheticals that will never happen what are you a mental masochist.

>>43636737
Imagine if you were cursed to stay single even if your dreams, too.

You will be dragged underwater and forced to have gentle loving sex with deep sea monsters

im going to have sex with the undead, wanna join me?

>>43636747
She has so little content

>>43636747
MGD is so good, too bad about the glacial development pace

>>43636774
Eh at least he's posting updates regularly

>getting chased by a mothman whose chanting "ara ara" at me
>suddenly remember that a mothman is still a moth in the end
>pull out my high priced, high powered LED flashlight and turn it on
>mothman stops chasing me to start following the pretty light instead
>chuck it as far as I can into the nearby woods and she follows it like a bullet which allows me to get away
Fucking a'. That was intense. Thank goodness these huge hag beasts still have predictable instincts that can be easily taken advantage of.

>>43636790
Anon, whose behind you?

>>43636790
>anon forgets it's an emergency light that contains all your contact info on a card in it

>>43636755
Yes, on one condition. I want to find an undead manticore
Imagine how terrifying they would be
>>43636766
Sadly yes, but she's still one of the best girls

>>43636796
What do you mean whose behind m

>>43636807
>last anyone heard of was a distorted honk

thicc slimes are amazing as well

I’m gonna mix abyssal water with all the transformation potions in existence and drink it and see what happens, that I feel like living dangerously today.

>>43636829
>Slimes that can maintain their form enough to wear clothes
Love it.

>>43636799
>She knocks on anon's door to return it

>>43636755
I'll distract the dragon zombie outside the gate. You guys go on without me.

I won.

>>43636807
>Anon shortly after opening the door

I lost...

>>43636863
>>43636872
it's a draw

>>43636863
No one wins until they're surrounded by and getting coiled and groped by lamias

>>43636880
I'm not a furry....but....

>>43636870
Moths are scary!

I’m Chaos Incarnate.

I have no strong feelings one way or the other

I'm going to prank a sleeping Dragon in her own lair with shaving cream and a feather. It's gonna be epic.

I'm Order Incarnate.

The weather is getting warmer, get out there and get some sun and exercise!

>43636880
>43636885
kys /trash/

>>43636885
well here's both at the same time somehow

>>43636863
>>43636872
The fuck are you two on about?

>>43635250
It's the month of June. Which also means it's Pride Month. How do the Demon Realms handle and celebrate Pride Month and the Ls, the G's, the B's and the Ts?

>>43636988
Demon hemp rope for everyone.

>>43636988
All become alps or harem members the end.

would you accept this dragon maid into your home?

>>43637006
I don't want any maids honestly.

>>43637006
I don't think she would fit.

>>43636988
Alps or harems with a husband. The end

>>43636938
I like to think that harpies live in two story homes, in which the bottom floor is boarded up and can't be accessed. Instead, the only way into the house is through the roof. The second floor acts as main living space. The bottom floor is mostly storage, maybe a game room for the kids or hubby. And on top of the roof is a nest with a canopy where hubby and harpy wife sleep. An additional nest/canopy for the kids. Each nest with a hatch that goes into an indoor bedroom for when the weather is too cold or hot.

I don't like maids. I'm totally maidophobic. I will never go around any maids.

>>43637037
I can see such a thing existing in MGE. Sure. Makes sense.

>>43637058
Don't reply to that retard you stupid fag

>>43637058
Don't answer to this faggot please.

>>43637037
our house is a bakery combo, the first floor is where we sell and make things and the 2nd and 3rd floors are for snuggling and hanging out

>>43637067
What's wrong with what he said?

>>43637073
ayy lmao, poor kot plumber

>>43635415
>open the portals but are cursed to be forever single
Easily that. I would just have fun watching the ensuing chaos, total society reformation and get to use cool magic shit.
>you get a monster wife but nobody else does.
This would get your waifu killed/captured by government in a matter of days. Unless you can do some loopholes like "I get a lilim/dark matter waifu who nukes the planet with mamono mana" it's pretty useless.

>>43637073
>>43637077
Don't reply to the shitspamming namefag you stupid fuck, neck yourself for enabling that /trash/ spammer.

>>43637067
>>43637072
Why? Oh. I totally forgot about breathfag. My bad. He normally doesn't talk nice ideas like this. I forgot about him.

>>43637073
Imagine cuddling and making love under the stars though in your nest atop the roof

>>43635415
I pick option two, but I'd choose an echidna. Sorry guys, maybe your grandchildren (implying) can enjoy a monster wife. I could go dark matter, but I'm not taking one for the team to that extent. It'd probably also be pretty easy to turn a bunch of women into succs no matter what you choose, so it's not like everyone is doomed forever anyway.

>>43637088
Imagine ridding the world of yourself you fatherless scat fetishist.

>>43637086
Chill please, it's highly likely they didn't see the name

god you people suck, can't we just fantasize on what we will do with out wifes and not doompost like a bunch of reddit incels? god damn i just want my jub jub

>>43637098
I hope you have a good day, anon.

>It's Pride Month
>Everywhere, even the demon realms and certain Order territories celebrate Pride Month and acceptance of LGBT
>Corporations and all the companies bring out their Rainbow Bukake Logos and Flags
>However, The Royal Makai, Extremists Demon Realms and even Eros Realms absolutely DO NOT fly the Rainbow Bukake Flags
>Despite all the big name brands and giant corpos having their logos in the ghey rainbow scheme out for the whole month everywhere else the brands and corpos do not have their logos in Rainbow Splooge inside The Royal Makai, Extremists Realms and Eros Realms
>Surprisingly or unsurprisingly, depending on your stance of The Sabbath, The Sabbath any realms, states and territories under their influence also don't have Rainbow Bukake Flags everywhere

Also

>Meanwhile somewhere else
>A Lesbian Human Woman couple are holding a private wedding with no guests and only themselves
>Unknown to them, the priest - or priestess who's more than willing to hold their wedding ceremony is an Eros mamono, a Cupid specifically not in standard attire
>"Okay this is lovely and all. Our goddess of Love Eros blesses both of you... But where is your soon to be husband? No union such as this is complete without a husband- Oh... I see, you're 'lesbians' and are not interested in a man? ...Some extra blessings should oughta fix such a discrepancy."

>>43637111
because KC leaked my dms. I don't know who the other guys are.

>>43637111
I'm gonna joooooob, aaaah

43637114
Kys faggot or we will hang you before the portal. A cleansing is needed.

>>43637122
is that it? is that the reason why these threads are so shitty? you god damn braindead crayon eating pricks.

>>43637158
>pricks
That's just the schizo mick shitting up the place out of spite

>43637122
Yeah sure Schitzo Mick, it's totally KC's fault and not because you are a diseased roach that's been a net negative to the lives of everyone you've ever interacted with in your worthless life.

>>43637158
No, these threads have been in perma shit mode since January. It calmed down a bit briefly but then people came from somewhere to gloat about how kc blacklisted me over my many warnings(I never got any since I only post on 4chan).

>>43637131
I wonder how soft jubjub wings are in comparison to other harpies. I bet their down makes for good pillows. Maybe it's even enchanted such that it gives you coomerbrain like them.

Reminder that the Breath/trash/ tends to forget his name on while literally shitposting and quickly deleting it.

>>/jp/thread/S42938688#p42950447
>>/jp/thread/S43067798#p43070204

Guys I think my guardian angel is being too touchy how do I make her stop

>KC's twitter is completely empty
Uh, is KC kill or something? Why did he delete all posts?

>>43637243
He retweeted may 26th stop begging for content and lying.

>>43637158
>"merely_pretending"_but_is_actually_retarded_and_schizophrenic.png
its just some furfag thats been haunting the place that cant take a hint and leave, except theyve been explicitly told to, and deluded into thinking they were ever welcomed over some perceived slight against them at not receiving some oc for free

>>43637255
The slight is not leaking my dms, the apology(after not just giving one) should have been the OC, my current thing is I stop caring if he doesn't try to dmca me. I made a roadmap and everything, it's like a real little project.

>>43637243
He's been retweeting fanart. Last one was 3 hours ago.

>>43637248
Oh, yeah, it works fine now. I guess twitter was bugging out for me or something

>43637266
You're so worthless that even the man you're trying to troll is still ignoring you, just end yourself. I'm sure even your single mother is tired of changing your adult diapers by now.

>>43637274
I don't see it.

God I'm beginning to hate the Irish.

>>43637231
I don't really like to engage shitposts (pun intended), but I'm not a shit or smell fetishist. I'm more of a mouth fetishist: breath, tongue, inner cheek, under tongue, and throat. That's the stuff that gets me going. So in the future when you post under this name, do it in relation to that. It'll be much more believable. Cheers fren.

>>43637285
What I'm actually surprised about is not a single person has bothered to look up my project. Normally you guys are all over vandalizing what I make.

>>43637289
Just now?

>>43637286
Oh. I just going by what the app Fritter says which is 3 hours ago. Maybe it's wrong. Then only option is to go by the website.

>>43637266
Okay how about we start from the very beginning of this what made you think you had the privilege of having a OC in the first place when that other guy got his because he was being bombarded by /trash/ level shit and KC was feeling emphatic and gave him a OC is that your situation furfag I don’t think so.

>>43637314
All I see is the vrchat rat from like a week and a half ago.

>>43637295
>I like disgusting garbage
>but the posts of disgusting garbage under my name, with my posting style and quick panic deletions totally weren't me
Even your damage control is shit. Fuck off shit eater.

>>43637329
Nothing? You can check the archives and all I do is bitch about an apology before more or less moving on. Or do you think saying "wow, my bad" was too much?

>>43637329
Meant empathetic.

>>43637330
I see. Radio silence since then. Wonder what happened to him. Maybe Karoshi or whatever it's called got him.

>>43637337
Have a good day, anon. I hope you get the monsterfu(s) of your dreams!

>>43637348
Then what’s the… you know what Nevermind I’m done just fuck off already.

>>43637330
The original tweet is from 25th, it doesn't show the time of retweets.

Post your meatiest jubjubs please!

>>43637395
oh well. The actual question is why he has left the patreon a week late.

>>43637393
I see you were posting in bad faith in the first place.

>>43637395
>>43637401

Maybe fritter has the ability to show when a retweet was done then cause here is what I'm seeing. Check pic

>>43637393
i see you are doing this on purpose. But to answer your question I was also submitted to a torrent of /trash/ tier targeted abuse, and even defiling of my waifu as seen here. I actually suffer from erectile dysfunction now.

>>43637393
i refer you to>>43637255
it really be that way

>>43637448
It's possible, I don't see it on Nitter or normal Twitter. Maybe it's hidden somewhere, but I can't see it.

>>43637348
and your solution is to spam a board that KC doesn't visit with posts that KC will never read?

>>43637491
No, my solution was to report the patreon.

Okay, you can post your meatiest jubjubs now!

>>43637507
Almost everything I have is your art in the first place.

>>43637507
I can post another flying chubster.

>>43637487
It is. Guess he's not dead, just silent. Should be used to it now, I suppose. Only seems to acknowledge the west when we piss him off.

>>43637491
He just wants to be a fucking pest. Stop replying. He claims he is moving on but he is still here bitching constantly when he is not bitching on vg. He is a mentally ill Irishfurcuck.

>>43637516
I don't have any jubjub art.
I'm just a casual Wonderland enjoyer.

>>43637525
>bat
Gross

>>43637539
This is the kind of hostile language that doesn't make friends, you know?

>>43637487
Shrug. Don't know what to say. Maybe fritter is wrong or maybe it has the ability to tell when a retweet happens. I don't know.

Too much bitching, not enough jubjubs.

Shameful.

>>43637622
Go on a diet.

>>43637622
I can post foxes.

>>43637516
that's not me, also i really need to get a commission of this pic, i still like it but i've improved since last year

>>43637629
No. I want my coomerbrained, strawberry flavored birds from Wonderland

>>43637647
get a jub jub wife of your own then.

Big egg propaganda is trying to make you lust after harpies. Don't fall for it!

>>43637622
I got the next best thing.
>>43637638
Still loving that bimburkey you drew btw.

>>43637638
Cute pic.

>>43637622
best I can do is this fatass wock

>>43637685
its good thing beetles will protect me, everyone knows that beetles are the mortal enemy of harpies

>Nurarihyon moves into my house and starts shacking up
>sell the house and move away, letting her have it
>move into a different town
How do she like them apples? Stupid hobo.

>>43637830
>You snicker to yourself thinking you won
>Until you open the door to "your" new home
>You see your smoke hobo wife sitting at the kitchen table asking for dinner

Let the chaos consume you be one with the abyss and let your true power be shown!

>>43637848
I can keep selling homes until she gives up. I can go live in a van if I need to. I will not let the smoke skank take advantage of me...

>>43637851
I don't care much about true power, I just want a purple blob to hug

>>43637851
I'm already operating at my full potential.

>>43637878
You WILL be a breadwinner for smoke hobo.
You WILL let her snuggle up to you in bed.
You WILL let her give you a drag every now and then.
You WILL provide her every need while she contributes nothing and just lazes all day.
You WILL like it.

>>43637913
No I won't.
No I won't.
No, I will not.
No, I shan't.
Never.

>>43637878
>I can go live in a van if I need to.
That's how you get car sex correction

>>43637954
What monsters would be particularly interested in car sex?

>>43637878
You think you'll escape anon? That only makes her more determined to catch you, and if she gets her claws on you it's over. She'll whittle your resistance down until you're hers

>>43637981
Gremlins with tricked out street race cars, minos with the lifted farm trucks, and probably delinquents like hellhounds that use shop class to fix up their self built classic muscle car

>>43637981
All of them, but a manticore especially

>>43638015
>The only way your Gremlin waifu can cum is either if you’re proneboning her meaty ass so hard you swear it’s gonna break her in half
>Or if she’s got your cock buried in her while barreling her tricked out race car down the practice track at obscene speeds.

>>43637851
I want a shog wife so bad bros

>>43638047
Just imagine every eye on her body lighting up when she realizes her beloved master got her pregnant.
Or meeting her for the first time when you spy her many leering eyes heartpupiling at you from the darkness.

>>43637954
>>43638006
I just want to be free of the smoker... can't she just go bother someone else? I don't like Nurarihyons...

>>43638064
Any better setting will fix that.

>>43638064
Just embrace her and let her rape your worries away.

SEX

Monsters love little human boys the most of all, a full grown man might get them to smile but a human boy will get them drooling and blushing.

>>43637981
automaton, she is both your wife and the car

>>43638140
Does she wage her battles to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons?

>>43638138
Depends on the type, but always beware Cheshire and Kakuen babysitters.

Fuck my fetishes are fusing together again.

>>43638147
those are called the robocells, automatons who are angry about getting no dick, so they throw robotic tantrums

>>43636829
F-fuck…

>>43638063
Shogs would be amazing and terrifying to encounter when the portals first open, especially if they're lust crazed

>>43637748
BIG FAT

>>43638295
>>43637748
built like the venus of wilendorf

It'd my birthday! I got a nice taco cat!
https://files.catbox.moe/jd3iu3.jpg

>>43638336
nice, Anon. Happy birthday old man!

>>43637981
Imagine driving across the desert when your truck is swallowed whole by a sandworm. You hit the accelerator but the tires gain no traction on the wet flesh. Some of the liquid splashes up onto the windows and you see it starting to dissolve the glass. As the 2-ton vehicle slowly melts away, a pink girl climbs up onto the hood. She's covered in a concentrated form of the same liquid, and you can see the metal dissolve wherever she touches it. The glass resists a little better, but even that starts to give way as she presses her breasts against the windshield. In a few more seconds there will be nothing protecting you.

>>43638336
There's too much salsa in that taco! You can't even see the meat!

>>43638336
Happy birthday. Cute taco cat too.

>>43635250

>>43638432

>>43638265
Imagine getting shoved down to your bed and raped by a massive pile of purple squirming goo as the very walls of your house start to twist and squirm. You try to run, but she's there no matter where you go and you're eventually pulled against a wall by tentacles of slime as she emerges from it to catch your dick in her ravenous mouth.
Then the next morning you wake up sore as all hell being cuddled by a gently smiling eldritch slime maid who gets to explain everything to you.

>>43635415
I'd want everyone to be happy, so the first option
I'd probably donate to a sperm bank before it goes defunct, just in case it does something, but even just having the certainty of loneliness could enable me to do something for myself or my brother and his family

>>43638336
Happy birthday!

>>43638432
>>43638444
Hehehehebis

the moment you mount a unicycle in mge, you attract a bogie to you, and she will teach you for a price

My waifu takes extensive notes. Often about me.

>>43638615
she sounds like a nerd lmao

It's getting hot out there in this summer season, remember to stay cool

Your adventures have brought you to the gently rolling hills of the mostly monster-inhabited Greentown despite the local area being well behind your current abilities. You decide to check out the local Adventurer's Guild to see if there are quests or parties available, and upon entering the building and checking the postings you notice multiple groups looking for extra members. You glance around, but see nothing but little level 1 monstergirls in their very sparse equipment.

Which group would you join?

The typical party
>Salamander
>Amazon
>Anubis
>The salamander and amazon warriors are full of energy and confidence. You can overhear the anubis healer nervously whispering to the others that you're going to join their party for unsightly reasons, only for the rest of the party to not get what she's implying at all.

The noble party
>Wight
>Dragon
>Pharaoh
>The wight and dragon knights look very serious and proud despite their size and novice status, while the pharaoh spellcaster looks quite enigmatic and quickly flashes you a smug smile.

The cheeky party
>Demon
>Dark Mage
>Jabberwock
>All the girls seem to be various spellcasters. They're giggling among themselves and sneaking glances at you.

>>43638574
I'm going to reach into my pocket to pay her her price (3.50 francs) and pull out a brightly colored handkerchief.
That handkerchief will be tied to another, and another and another, and before she knows it both her hands will be occupied.
At the end of the handkerchiefs is her underwear.

I've not kept up with tech and I'd figure someone from here would know.
I remember there was a chat ai thing that was posted here before . Is there something like that more of a choose your own adventure type deal?

>>43638685
seems like you made for each other but thats not the price she asks, anon

Treetop demon is watching you.

>>43638677
im just gonnna do the secert warp to hagvile then

>>43638784
And then?

>>43638821
She realizes she's stuck.

>>43638359
Do sandworms particularly enjoy the flavor of automobiles?

>>43638836
How do you get her down?

>>43638880
Climb up and help her.
And try not to take advantage of her lower half stuck in the branches, no matter how alluring her massive hips are.

>>43638908
Sound like too much work can't I like use a stick?

>>43638784
What animee is thus?

>>43638908
Simple, just jostle her out of there and land facefirst in her fat ass when we both fall.

>>43638915
I mean you could always whip out your dick and watch how her lust gives her the strength to tear free and get at you.

>>43638919
Isekai neesan

>>43638941
>Isekai
Why is it always isekai?

>>43638975
no one in japan likes it there

>>43638798
But the adventurers there aren't nearly as cute as the ones in the starter zone.

>>43638995
says you, older monsters are very cute, dont you knwo?

be nice to your kouhai

>>43639015
Why do I feel like I'm going to eat her valentines chocolate she offers me and then wake up tied to her bed getting milked dry by her tits?

I want to corrupt a Baphomet to the path of the tall thicc onee-san, or better, the busty cougar hag, and watch her form a Sabbath offshoot of thicc busty older women chasing younger boys.

>>43638867
I expect a sandworm who has never eaten a car probably wouldn't eat a car unless she was trying to get at the man inside, but if that's how she caught her husband then I could definitely see her getting a taste for them. Sort of a comfort food, I guess.

>>43639015
i think this is a cute older fox

>>43637525
>fell too hard to the allure of burger
>now has to sleep in beds instead of trees
damn burgers! when will they leave monsters alone?

>>43639059
Because you know that you're so dense rape is the only way to get through.

>>43639003
>older monsters are very cute
They can't really compete with young monsters when it comes to that.

You cannot say you love tits, unless you manage to get your wife pregnant just from paizuri

>>43639249
so you cant see how cute older monsters when you ask them out and make them feel young again?

>>43638295
>>43637748
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>>43639274
Not every boobs man marries a slime.

>>43638703
There was a dungeon ai that worked that way.
Everything ai related has be neutered these days to avoid lewd content (or limit it to bizzare workarounds)

trust no waifufags

Fuck off. KDF did worse, and they all knew not to post here.

damn, this mick is looking for any excuse
but why dont you start in hagville? its better has better quests, better waifus, and better place to retire

>>43639328
Good to know you are ban evading, patty

The problem isn't that you're a furry. It's that you're a fucking annoying braindead faggot that posts all your furfaggotry and schizo meltdowns HERE and not someplace else.

>>43639328
I am failing to see a problem here.

>>43639337
Because I could not hide my lust for giant monsters, at least somewhere else I could kindve hide myself while I journey, there my mana would basically be a giant "HOLY SHIT PLEASE FUCK ME" sign for any beast-type with milky tits

>>43639354
anon, you can get a old monster nun as your healer then drink her milk when you get a cut on your hand

>>43638432
>>43638444
They're destined to marry the same man aren't they...

>>43639353
Okay those hands are making me IMAGINE. That sort of thing must be basic magic, right?

>>43639276
Remember: always break the bed on the first date. Old monsters keep weak bed frames to facilitate this.

>>43639315
Nah, novelAI still allows lewd stuff

>>43639372
goats have lots of magic, anon.

So I guess we're just doing furry spam again, ey?

>>43639337
>better quests, better waifus, and better place to retire
That's incorrect on all accounts. Beginner towns have super cute young girls you can train up and go on an adventure with to find higher level quests, and if you want to go back there and retire those places are always very nice and cozy.

>>43639367
Why would I do that when I can get a giant werewolf warrior that likes to play at being the tank and doubles as the camping bedroll? Bonus points for cool cosmetic scars and one handing giant weapons

>>43638941
>Isekai
I'm just going to throw rocks instead

>>43639397
I'm tired, and it's pretty damn limited right now. Go on a reporting spree if you want, or if it escalates to actual spam, but it seems more like one butthurt post bt the Mick and one cheeky anon toeing the line. Imma go relax. It's Friday.

Besides, men love goats, right?

>>43639397
im just here to post things when things get funny
not the weird irish dude that bothers KC
>>43639433
goats are the GOAT

>>43639443
The fact you're not mike and just some guy spamming furry shit makes this even worse. Mike does it to piss people off, why do you do it?

>43639443
Neck yourself /trash/cuck

>>43639460
same reason
but im not schizophrenic.
I think.
maybe.

Know what this thread needs?
Wholesome, lovable baphos.

Let's see your best pics of Runya!

>>43639460
>Mike
It's Mick, as in the pejorative term for people from Ireland.
>>43639443
>>>/trash/ please. You're pushing it.

>>43639506
I don't feel like looking for Runya, but have this cute Momonika.

Reminder that jannies/mods do eventually act on reports, just check the archives and see how many posts got purged ITT

>>43639513
My friend! That's not wholesome! That's... that's a true loli mimicking an adult form. That's dangerous!

>>43639513
How to improve baphs in one easy step

>>43639508
yeah yeah back to normality
have this less fluffy goat
it's minecraft