/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43621667
too much froot, how will she fly?

Oi

>>43621667
Pick a flavor.

>>43621681
We're all into the Japanese foxes here

>>43621681
The right one. Chen is cute and I can deal with Yukari if she doesn't molest me.

>>43621681
Left, but only if we have a harem and use the torture devices on our submissive wives together.

>>43621667
And just when I thought I had everything that was out there of this fat bat

>>43621667

>>43621707
I need to see fat bat’s eyes I bet they’re cute

>>43621681
I'll take Korean. I already play LoL so it can't get any worse.

Repostan
>>43620976
I am already proompting away right now anon, but I can balance working and doing that. It's mostly just starting up batches in the background, and then doing other stuff.
I'm making vtuber coomer shit, so I just use LoRAs that don't require any fiddling to get their characteristics right. It takes no time at all.
But making a LoRA sounds like actual work, with tagging stuff, cropping images, selecting decent artwork, etc etc.
If you want to try it, please do. Any experience is better than no experience.

What could she be reacting to?

>>43621681
Who is the China one?

>>43621771
My neck!

>>43621681
Coin flip between korean and chink. Batshit insane yandere that won't murder me is cool, but so is a league of shitters addict that I can tilt for shits and giggles.

>>43620574
I'm now convinced ghouls are the best species of lesser undead.
Hope they get an evolution like wights someday.

>>43621857
I bet she mains ahri. Foxes are so typical.

>>43621857
>but so is a league of shitters addict that I can tilt for shits and giggles.
The hate sex would be out of this world

>>43621902
>keep pissing her off and calling her a shitter for feeding the enemy
>eventually she forces you to eat her out to calm her down
>now you don't have to torture yourself playing this shitty game
win win

>>43621681
Can I get uh... bastardized American version?

Can I get a slime maid without the non-Euclidian geometry and food that tastes purple?

>>43622064
Nureonago housewife is your best bet.

>>43621927

>>43622068
Zipangu has
>Best slime
>Best snake
>Best spider (or cow?)
>Best fox
>Best succubus
It's unfair to other regions.

>>43622064
Can I get a non-Euclidean maid with the synesthetic reality without the slime?

>>43622141
He really didn't put effort into that cape.

>>43622068
Best mermaid, also.

>>43622148
>Get presented with a lewd naked undead
>The thing you care the most about is her cape
Go back to 4mon you vampire, there are fangs rating threads waiting for you.

>>43622161
It's just a koikatsu body.

I'm back after an exhaustive search for fat bat booty (and booba). I think I got most of them in the best quality possible.
>>43621719
Sorry, bud.

MGC is setting up a school for those monstergirls coming Fresh out the Portal, to familiarize them with the modern human world
You've been selected to help teach a class! What would you teach? How would it go?

>>43621681
I choose Ahri, the Japanese are better at making cat girls than fox girls anyways.

>>43622136
They also have the best Weasels by virtue of being the home to the only girls in the weasel family.

>>43622260
I can teach the nerdy MGs about TCGs and LCGs of a pretty wide range!

>>43621681
Fucking liver stealing whores

I'm in love with Felicia from Darkstalkers!

>>43622260
Give me the delinquent wans, some how I will reach these trouble makers. Home economics and social studies. As for how it goes, wans don't care to read so it must be hands on learning.

>>43622260
I'm not qualified to teach anyone anything!

>>43622316
Teach me how to make you uooooh, fat man.

>>43622316
>Anonymous
Even danaabadosh?

>>43622283
I don't wanna know what snow region weasels would look like.
Winter mofu is too strong.

>>43622295

>>43622379

It's CHEWSDAY innit?

>>43622374

>>43622295
Doesn't she become a motherly nun after you beat her arcade mode?
Odd tastes you have there.

Druella: So when will we invade earth?
Mamono Lord: Never, we will do it slowly with subterfuge
*Sees the amount of suffering in the world and the horrible stuff we do to ourselves*
MGs:

>>43622433
>Ywn get shot by military goat
Feels bad man

! > !!

>>43622446
I'm partial to !!

>>43622446
Get with the times old man, now it's all about "??"

>>43622295
Probably one of my earliest MG loves. Even after all these years I still have a thing for catgirls. The fightin game catgirls in particular just aren't fair.

>>43622448
Don't know anything about the gacha boat games. But isn't she supposed to be a ship? Why is she some sort of dragon?

>>43622456
Catgirls and foxgirls still the best no matter the series.

>>43622468
>Gyaru
>horns
This was made almost exactly for me

>>43622467
A lot of the German boats in Azur Lane have those mechanical parts on their body like horns and tails.

Pears are built for pushing down on all fours

>>43622489
So she's some sort of mecha dragon. Cool. But why though? I can get the girls having ship parts but why being a dragon?

>>43622451
Okay, but what about "?!" or "!?"

>>43622500
Because the devs like to make German shipgirls look extra-edgy.

>>43622475
>and foxgirls
Wrong. Incorrect.

>>43622566
tail needs some more girth

>>43622547
Is this rape?

>>43622433
One of these days there'll be a MG who goes full Leeroy Jenkins into our world.

>>43622583
i dunno, he might be onto something

>>43622260
I'd teach PE so I don't have to actually do any work. I can just sit around in work out gear and blow a whistle on occasion

>>43622260
>I teach special ed irl
oh dear... I might actually be very qualitied to deal with the slower monsters

>>43622260
forklift safety

>>43622260
American History, Government, and Politics as shaped by the institution of slavery and subsequent institutional racism.
And I will chew out the desert girls and dark elves.

>>43622426
>Snow weasel kunoichi
I never knew I wanted this. I hope there is a village full of them.

>>43622502
Outrageous. Only graped anubis would dare adorn such blasphemy!

>>43622674
I think baphs having the best pussy is just Sabbath propaganda.
Do not believe their lies.

Post your best anubis pics please!

>>43622685
Are charcoal anubis appropriate?

>>43622700
If it's your best anubis pic, yes

>Black hair
>Red eyes
>Dark tan
>Doggo
>Elegant style
>Stern, but can flip to coomerbrain if surprised
This is why schedule dog is the best

>>43622708
This might be my best anubis.

>>43622734
She can be improved by making her much taller, and giving her a mask.

>>43622260
I'm not knowledgeable enough to teach anything beyond maybe the elementary level and I'm not dealing with lolis. I guess that leaves PE, but I don't like track suits. Screw it, I'll work the front desk.

>>43622758
You can always be the creepy janitor that ends up fucking little girls in his closet

>>43622678
Most Sabbaths don't want you to know it's actually truelolis that have the best pussies

>>43622674
Are you just gonna spam this picture every thread or are you gonna mix it up every now and again?

>>43622786
Is there some relevance to the picture? I don't know what it is.

>>43622775
No no, I said I'm NOT dealing with lolis. At worst, I'd be the groundskeeper everyone recognizes but no one knows. Maybe I'd even get my own shack!

>>43622136
Wonderland has the best cat and mouse which is all that matters

Pixelated sleepy mice

>>43622796
I have no idea what you're even trying to say. Relevance to what? Monster girls? I guess?
I just don't like it when someone posts the same picture over and over again without even putting in the effort of having some text in it.

>>43622813
The Mist Continent has the best cat, though.

>>43622837
I mean it's not even from anything, it's just a totally random picture of a monster girl.

>>43622855
Ah, okay.
Well you're 100% right about that, which is why it's even more annoying that it keeps getting spammed.

>>43622833
Sleep mouse overpowered

>>43622860
I'm pretty sure most generals on 4chan have pictures thst tend to be always posted?

>>43622260
I will teach art of film. Through the understanding of kino the monsters will be better able to integrate with the human world and will have an easier time finding husbands.

>>43622260
Probably teach them about the current state of world affairs? I hope I don't make them cry
Maybe teach them how to use electricity, from light switches to smartphones

>>43622948
>anon just keeps showing them the plane scene from The Dark Knight Rises over and over again outlining all the tiny details and nuances about it

>>43622813
>>43622833
Compared to dormouse, it's like other mice species aren't even trying.

>>43622842
Chesh ass > Jinko abs

>>43623019
>Chesh ass > Jinko abs
Fight me

>>43623052
>>43623019
All what < Holst boobs

>>43622855
>>43622860
It's Barbara from Genshin Impact as a baphomet.

>>43623073
Figures it would be some gachashit being spammed

Look out she's got a gun!

>>43623126
sea lamia

>>43623126
just fucking kill me

>Free hugs!

>>43623283
I'd let a wight level drain me

>>43622260
mostly likely art or something or lifting for newbs

>>43623299
Art class is where all the stoner fairies hang out.

reminder that the mge has its own version of the little mermaid

>>43620604

>>43623325
Huh?

>>43622607
>anon tries to be the stereotypical fat lazy PE coach
>Competetive monsters like salamanders keep making him join in for games of dodgeball
>Constantly overworked from trying to keep up physically with monsters
>Constantly having to hide a boner because the students wear buruma instead of more modest gym clothes

>>43623325
It's almost the first. The patreon is undeniably late yet we don't know why.

sex with sabbath girls

>>43623332
Truly a blessed tag.

>>43623325
>>43623358
Court Alf I believe

>>43622136
>Best slime
Excuse you

>>43622260
Sex ed teachers must feel terror everyday

>>43622433
I imagine the first girls over would be either shogs, abyssals in general or a Cheshire.

>>43622433
They will go just for a less insane world. We are not entitled to anything

>>43623475
This world being fucked up is an even greater motivator for them to fix it. Monster girls will come here not because we're easy, but because we're hard.

>>43623506
Kek, you wish. Nothing to save, they will go for something else and forgot about this rotten place. See pic related, will never happen, even post mortem will we be forbidden from this heaven

>>43623531
oh well

>>43623531
N-no they love us anon

>>43623531
>Nothing to save
Nothing? Literally not a single remotely good person worth saving? It would take just one to open the floodgates to salvation for this world.

>>43623596
>>43623606
But we can't do the same. Imagine being described as a pelvis shattering rapist. Maybe they even think that the nicest outcome is to leave us alone her

>"If you think you can graduate form this school...without kissing my puci, you are dead wrong!"

>>43623430
Best slime
Best maid
Best home

>>43623672
I thought I'd graduate a virgin. Good to know sensei is always there to help me.

>>43623635
Anon I think some monsters (manticores mostly) would love that

>>43623676
Based opinion
Shogs are best girls I love them so much, I need a shogbed

>>43623635
But I describe my favorite mamono as a "beautiful little girl" and "the sweetest in all Wonderland" and "the girl of my dreams"!

For me, it's carbuncle girl.
https://files.catbox.moe/as4lqn.png

>>43623754
>That tail
>That art style
This is a vore girl isn't it

>>43623773
tailpussy

I have a unhealthy obsession with this pic

Lilim appreciation post. Despite their status, they're regular people like (You) and me. Take my secretary for example, she is here to earn an honest days pay and nothing more! Why, she even got me a cup of coffee without me even having to ask-

>>43623816
You are not alone, and I'm usually not one for autism dogs.

>>43623739
>I describe my favorite mamono as a "beautiful little girl"
Me too

>>43623824
This is why you shouldn't work in an office with monsters

>>43623832
Neither am I, although I should love them. I like femdom, and I like structure, I'd probably follow their schedules to the letter desu

Wurm shows up to try raping me because she learned it from Hellhounds but I stop her by saying I'm saving myself for after when I get married so she isn't allowed to rape me. Wurm accepts this and nods in understanding and doesn't try raping me now.

Just inform the Monsters you aren't interested in pre-marital sex and they cannot rape you. It's the law.

>>43623922
>Purple paws typed this post

>>43623332
Big onis truly are a blessing.

>>43623921
I like structure but not femdom. I'd probably spend a good portion of my time messing with a desertwan if I had one.

>>43623949
Based, it would be funny to fuck up their plans by fucking them silly

On the flip side for me as a femdom fag, the idea of disobeying to be punished is really nice. Mummies curse is god tier

>>43623635
Speak for yourself, I always say my favorite mamono is kind and respectful.

>>43623984
Fav gal?

>>43624009

extra virgin

>>43624026
now now, there's no need to list all of druellas titles

>>43624018
Good taste

>>43623358
I really wish you would shut the fuck up about the patreon already.

Your Guardian Angel says you've been a really good boy for following the gospel truths anon, she says Heaven thinks you deserve reward for your services. How can she reward you for your devotion...?

I wonder how monsters react to really awful pun jokes

>>43624087
hug

>>43624087
Give me a girl that won't cheat on me.

>>43624087
I'm going to Alice

>>43624120
with sex

>>43624212
Yes but what kind of sex? I feel like it'd be bullying sex

>>43624120
A Cheshire would heart pupil.

>>43624246
How do I get a March Hare to heart pupil, then?

Apparently having irresponsible drunk sex with an oni has consequences

>>43624230
sitting on your face to keep you from saying further jokes makes the most sense

>>43624266
just be yourself

>>43621667
Successfully pulling out just as you're about to cum in her and spraying all that cum on her face and tits? Or sneakily and stealthily applying a condom during sex?

Which is the best?

>>43621781
Not sure exactly but China loves Da Ji esque fox girls so it might just be inspired by her as she fits her lore quite well.

>>43624345
How are you supposed to pull out when she locks her legs around you?

>>43621781
It's Daji, Ahri, and Yakumo Ran from left to right.

>>43623922
>Wurm shows up later with an Eros priestess, her parents and your parents to pronounce husband and wife

>>43624246
>>43624266
I want to make Alice heart pupil! Alice!

>>43624087
its too late to save me
you're too late
you're too late

>>43624087
Sex.
>b-but
Sex.

>>43624454
sex with guardian angel might count as protected sex
is that legal?

>>43624463
I will make it legal.

>>43624454
Anon no! You'll corrupt her into a fallen angel! Please anon you'll both end up depraved beings

I love my lich wife!

How do I get a kunoichi sent after me? Specifically one tailored to my fetishes

>>43624503
Insult her eminence, the Almighty Shogun.

>>43624503
order an overly specific assassination with yourself as the target

>>43624502
does she decay?

>>43624503
Post in the Zipangu threads on 4mon that you think katanas and kunai are shit swords and that you think european longswords are better. They'll weeb out and want to correct you.

>>43624510
Magic prevents it!

She should look less like a dude.

You should go swimming when the portals open

>>43624533
for some raisin this pic made my computer lag.

>>43624534
thats why i keep an anti shark spray with me at times.

>>43624545
That's shark abuse anon
PETM is gonna find you and hand you over to a shark

>>43624534
No, when the portals open, I'm going to Alice, and nothing is going to stop me. Not even a Cheshire with her smug grin and nice smelling pussy and bad innuendos.

>>43624535
God was trying to spare you

>>43624502
Tell me about the lich, why does she drink?

>>43624534
I will look for my wife instead

>>43624607
>sweat
>pulling out shirt
>pettan
>spats
Is she trying to turn me on?

>>43624607
Don't worry wolf, they'll fill up soon enough

>>43624534
No

I will go boating

>>43624534
Sharks Is scary

Gonna pick up a passed out drunk monster at a bar and make her eat all the eggs in the morning

>>43624650
shark is friend. dolphin scary

>"No I'm not going to have sex today, Honey. I'm tired from work and need to sleep early, its a weekday after all, and will be having work as usual."

>>43624533
Start by breaking her down into basic shapes...or something. Fuck if I know, I'm not an artist.
/monster/ has a pretty good thread for drawfags learning to draw...so I've heard.

how inconsistent do you feel the mge setting is based on the official content you've read?

>>43624680
This is how Anon's wife starts looking into ways to get him more time off from work or an easier job.
That or she darkmatters his office, one of the two.

I’m gonna make a abyssal bomb made from the sweat of chaos monsters and other eldritch liquids found in the abyss and use it on neighboring nations so others can indulge in the great power of the abyss like me.

>>43624787
>monstergirls love you
pretty consistent

I'm going to call upon the powers of the mighty Kami through prayer and use talismans to seal every Yokai I see in Zipangu so humans can live in safety and peace without these fiends bothering them. I'll start with that Blue Oni over there, she will easy to seal. I'll put her inside a rock.

I would molest so many ears...
So many ears...and they let you do it, too, because it's the tails that are like a proposal.

>>43624787
Depends, in fanfiction it varies wildly. Personally? I like magus take on it the most.

>>43624870
>Thinking ears won't act as a marriage proposal
You should molset a manticores ears

>>43624894
she'd be cute if the artist wasn't so crazy

I got arrested by an Anubis for climbing on the Pyramids illegally!

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6666563
your thoughts?

A rata sold my smut information on the internet, now nearby monster girls are smug and I'm getting hit on by monster girls with huge titties and some pudge....In retrospect, I may need to send her a gift basket.

>>43624918
What a kind, if invasive, rata

>>43624980
Exceptionally so, she's even getting in on the act...except she keeps breaking into my house so I just come home to find her playing Vidya on my PC.

>>43624918
Ratas hold no true power
>B-but I'll leak your fetishes
SO WHAT? The grems already compiled a database with name, fetish list, search history, and home address and released it to the public day one.

>>43625005
The only power they hold is that which you allow them to have.
Grow corn, become ungovernable

Fine, I admit it. I'm a big pervert that really loves monster bits. I'd probably molest the ears, tails, claws, scales, and so on every time the opportunity presents itself. Gaining a waifu would not stop me, because my interest is non-sexual. It's just a result of me having too much energy.
Of course, my waifu would tackle me to the ground, drag me off, and rape me senseless until I remember to behave myself for the time being.

>>43624918
Girls like this?

>>43625030
Yes but tick the sliders up a bit more.
Truly a devious girl.

>>43625033

>>43625074
NEEDS
MORE
BOOBER

>>43625088
Thats more appropriate.

>>43625074
Still a fine bat.
Wonder what they've been putting in those fruits today.

>>43625088

>>43625108
>>43625088
Boobs this big have to audibly slosh with milk

>>43625108
>Anon has to apply for the "My wife is extra thick" home remodeling tax credit.
Granted, its probably up there with the "Large Sized Monster Accessibility" fund.

>>43625126
This is a true statement.

>>43625017
>Wife catches you looking at the mamanobucks baristas tail
>Instant jealousy as she coils her mofu around you and chastises you for being a mofu slut.

>>43625126
I can hear it in my head

>>43625126
I mean, that goes without saying.

Guys, stop being ridiculous and unrealistic. Breasts don't make sloshing sounds, they aren't full of milk. Flat is better anyway but they don't work like that, THEY DON'T.

>>43625141
when she walks it sounds like shes carrying two buckets full of cake mix

>>43625162
Where is the milk stored? In the heart?

>>43625141
Just how many gallons of milk are in there?

>>43625139
>chastises you for being a mofu slut.
More like intense teasing, bullying, and eventual lite-mindbreak rape while I huff her mofu.
And then I wake up in sage mode like nothing happened.

>>43625193
portals to the milk dimension, probably.

Can we pass a law to make monsters wear clothes? I don't think I could pay attention when walking or driving with them walking around with their bits and muscles out

>>43625162
If titty isn't full of milk then why do titty dispense milk?
Sabbath agent begone.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that bodyguard is simply another term for GF and Wife.
You have to keep this in mind when an ogre offers to provide you some 'protection' for free.

>>43625227
Even if you pass a law, it's not like they'll obey it.

That will teach her for coming on to me so hard. Very unmaidlike behavior! And I swallowed the key too!

>>43625162
Big Holst titties are like cow-udders not 3D'bigtits' that just have milk-glands and ducts to the nipple through flesh (or silicone), they are actually big bags of milk secreted from milk glands around the 'bag'.
So, yeah, they slosh when she walks.

Newsie here, how do I into monster girls? What got you guys hooked on monster girls?

>>43625241
Stop tempting me with big burly minos with kind eyes

>>43625267
We just need to get the police force to enforce it. I think if enough men volunteer for the force we can successfully make the change.

>>43625215
At least 4

>be me
>severely depressed bachelor living alone
>1 bedroom apartment
>complete shit hole
>trash everywhere. Laundry hasn’t been done in weeks. Dishes haven’t been washed in months.
>one day my neighbor comes over for a wellness check. She’s a sweet old bird. Literally. She’s a harpy
>sees the mess everywhere
>”anon this is no way for a man to live! I know somebody who can help you”
>the next day
>knock at the door
>the biggest, meanest, nastiest kikimora is standing there
>like, at least 6ft. Probably more like 6’4 or 6’5
>”are you anon?”
>yeah
>”my friend asked me to come here and~oh god, what is that smell?!?!”
>pushes me out of the way and starts cleaning for hours
>scolds me the entire time for living in squalor
>eventually the place looks spotless. Like it did the day I move in
>”wow! Thanks for cleaning my place, but I don’t have any money to pay you”
>big kiki laughs
>”your place? You mean OUR place”

Bros, she’s been sleeping here in the spare room for 2 days now and I can’t get her to leave. What should I do?

>>43625227
MGC has pro-nudist laws

>>43625227
This is my favorite amazon pic.

floating orgy palaces

>>43624120
"Given how popular you are with the boys at the party tonight, they should call you Community Chesh."
> Miss Chesh disappears in a huff.
> Comes back with a sausage from the food table.
> "Here you go, Anon. It's your reward for wurst pun of the night."
> Her mouth disappears and you hear a throaty whisper.
> "Now you owe me 1 sausage, Anon."

>>43625307
I'd just need to protest a little and maybe get some signatures on a petition, I think the democratic process can work in MGC

>>43625297
They allow me to live out my fantasy of having a loving wife. I know that will never come true, because these girls are not real, but they make me feel happy whereas real women make me feel miserable.

You see, monster girls are the opposite of real girls, because with monster girls, the monster is on the outside. They love me for who I am, and that’s all I ever wanted.

>>43625297
>>43625334
I just like the cute exotic girls and the cute and cozy stories. I don't think I have ever self inserted, despite nearly every story being "Anon."

>>43624790
>darkmatter the office
the HackBasilisk fic about that concept is still one of my favorites

>>43625297
I want a strong woman who makes me feel safe and loved. Maybe she's physically strong, or maybe it's just mental / emotional strength. Maybe it's multiple.

But inhuman / beyond human features really accentuate that for me. A human woman can't really compete with a giant cow spider in physical strength and it's obvious.

But then what do I know? Beauty is in the eye of beholder, after all.

>>43625351
>Defacing Gazer art
That's a paddling

>>43625297
Very easy. Imagine it's a cold winter evening and you're tucked in bed with your lamia wife.

>>43625368
... Uh, who is gonna do the paddling? Asking for a friend.

>>43625375
>Get together with a lamia
>Her face when you tell her you sometimes you have a hard time sleeping because you get too warm; especially during the summer.

>>43625306
Thank her by marrying her
But also talk to her about your depression

>>43622526
>>43622489
>>43622448
Name and what game?

>>43621667
>"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SUCKLE ON MY BOOBS!?!"

>>43625439
What kind of a boyfriend/husband doesn't suck their girlfriend's/wife's titties?

I wanted a wife with big breasts who's taller than me and instead I got mana marked by a Black Harpy with a pathetic chest who doesn't even come up to my shoulders and an Eros Priestess went ahead and declared us husband and wife without any input from me because it was "fate".
I'm not happy with this and I don't love her, she doesn't make me feel anything so I dodge her advances. I don't care if that's not fair to her, it's not what I wanted out of life! How am I ever supposed to find satisfaction now?!

>>43625491
Come on, give her a chance.

do you think a demon or lich would be embarrassed if they had to read things the wrote pre-DL. or otherwise had to reflect on the deeds they did then

>>43625497
I'd rather DIE.

>>43625227
muscles make me sick

>>43625491
how's her ass?

>>43625528
It's large but so what, I only like big ass combined with big tits so I still couldn't be happy with her.

>>43625549
Rub dem tiddies and make em grow.

>>43625498
>Demon looks over a contract that she wrote pre-DL with a mixture of confusion, disgust and concern

>>43625556
I don't think it works like that.

>>43625498
>tfw hero anon got ahold for her chunni journal and begins reading it aloud

>>43625567
With mamano manna anything is possible.

>>43625577
But she's still shorter than me.

>>43625577
Argentina hound is my favorite meme

I didn't sleep more than 3 hours... I will ask for remote work or I'm dead man today. That wouldn't be a fucking problem if they open portal

>>43625368
Paddle me daddy

>>43625614
gayest thing ive seen a monstegirl do

>>43625577
My fav visual is a bapho slowly getting taller and bigger assets while side eyeing her husband the entire time

>>43625627
I don't think cheshire would do anything beyond maybe tickling it with her tail, she's a monster not a fag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG9Gddy8r_8

>>43625635
imagine the freak of nature of tall bapho but staying flat

>>43625491
>>43625549
If you can't be satisfied with the wife you get you don't deserve one in the first place, tastes be damned.

>>43625594
Good luck Anon I hope you can get some rest, in the meantime have large kot

>>43625660
Tall flat ladies can be cute especially if they get that pear shape

Why are titfags so delusional

>>43625761
Side effect of milk withdrawals. Dr. Horsepussy says I need at least three mouthfuls a day.

>>43624916
>your thoughts?
uoh

would you rather
a reverse lamia
or a reverse mermaid

>>43625803
I'd rather do a 360 and walk in reverse. The top half is more important than the bottom.

>>43625803
I'm not going anywhere near fish lips. Gimme the snake, snakes are cool.

>>43625761
>>43625771
>"You know who else is delusional, stupid and cringe? Leggers! Fuck Leggers, they are such stupid fucking Ni**ers!"
>a Lamia or any serpentine monstergirl

>>43625809
>while doing your best Michael Jackson impression, you bump into a reverse centaur
have fun

>>43625849
>It's just a head, a longass neck and a pair of legs, because centaurs aren't half horse at all.
Oh god. A reverse arachne would also be terrifying.

>>43625854
depends on the anatomy of the original arachne
spider head + human torso would look fucking stupid
spider head replaced with human torso would just attract undertale players

Take the mountain roads they said
All the bandits will be hiding out until spring they said
They won't go after a single traveler since there wont be much profit they said

>>43625627
It's fine, Cheshire is only pretending to be gay,

>>43624901
Wait what did he do?

>>43625884
>stay at the hot spring inn run by suspiciously fit cats
>turned into a communal scratching post for the nyakuza

>>43625914
>So distracted by the sweet tats you didn't notice the looks they were giving

>>43625914
The prevalence of Nyakuza establishments leads me to believe the shogun has lost control of the country.

>>43625927
>ask shogun if he's even in control anymore
>he starts sweating and looking at his "fox" wife with an abnormally thin tail
>she just narrows her eyes at him

>>43625952
One could always appeal to the emperor, but he rarely leaves his garden anymore. I wonder why.

>>43625914
oblivious anon years later surrounded by his beautiful wives and children's, some random comment makes him now suddenly realize he is surrounded by nyakuza and freaks the fuck out.

Eastern bapho
>calls her man big brother
Western bapho
>calls her man daddy

>>43625272
>two days later
>She's found digging through your poop in the sewer for the key
Just pray she washes up before she attacks.

>>43626143
My bapho calls me bruh

>>43626166
Weird, that's what my Chesh calls me.

>>43625347
Link?

>>4362616
Need momonika sabbath zoomer gf
https://nhentai.net/g/448805/

>>43622260
I'd marry a random student in the first day I'm sure.
Then the class would be just her.

>>43626170
I thought that was common with chesh

I hope Anon has to deal with a loud, cockney-accented Cheshire who follows him around, but only he can see her.

Now that the Pharaoh is deposed who should rule the kingdom now

>>43626482
me

>>43626500
The year is 2024, the desert kingdom lives under COOMER RULE

>>43626655
>sex addict anon usurps the rule over desert kingdom and demands free monster pussy for every unmarried man in the kingdom
>somehow nobody, including the royal court objected to this illegitimate takeover

>>43626690
>The only difference in the status quo is that instead of monsters demanding cock it's men demanding pussy

>>43626758
>horny men demand eternally horny and willing women
Sounds like DL's dream society

You know it makes me wonder just as a joke post but has the order tried creating their own “monsters” from studying the abyss, like there is holy versions of chaos incubi of men having special transformations instead of using normal magic or swords to fight.

>>43627029
Order is Chief God's way to ensure that humans stay at a controllable limited trash level and only kosher heroes get their limits removed, so I can't see anything like this being approved there. Enhancing humans like that sounds like heavy heresy.

>>43627090
Well that’s boring though it’s probably a thing in the Mist Continent where the people there aren’t bounded by the order.

>>43627122
Well there is no need for Most people to do that.
Read up on them:
>The Land of the Four Gods is a bright green mamono realm ruled by four great monsters often revered as deities. The people there aren't interested in conquering the others, only in maintaining and defending their borders. Its a nation of balance and harmony where living rationally and responsibly is the norm, and even the monsters often restrain their lust to unleash it only at night and such. Of course discipline is still looser than in many human societies.

And

>The Land of the Four Souls is a human-dominated set of nations presided over by a bold emperor. The faction is named after god-like monsters in the "holy land" mountains above who mostly stay out of worldly affairs but grant men who seek them out power, these monsters are regarded as gods (perhaps because according to the philosophy of the people here, monsters should be lower in rank than humans). Incubi are regarded as transcendent sages or "xian" who have made the power of the holy land their own. This faction believes in human supremacy and frequently launches military campaigns against the other two factions to absorb them, they believe that the world belongs to humans and by extension it belongs to them specifically. They have subjugated but not eliminated monsters in their lands, and marriage and reproduction with them is allowed. It is mostly the men who fight, but some have monster retainers. The men also tend to take pride in protecting the monsters and don't want them on the front lines. As for their monster wives, they give the men realm silver weapons, and cast spells to protect them when they go off to fight but still worry about them.

>>43627255
I love how The Land of the Four Souls is still just maledom LARP enabled by monsters who don't mind taking the role of actual women for once.

>>43627255
>Be human supremacist
>All non incubi humans are weak as shit
>All your children are monster girls
Was this written before he changed monsters to be unstoppable. It nearly implies there are non incubi humans in that land.

>>43627760
Have you actually read the unstoppable part? It's when the Mamono are in true danger or someone they care about is in danger and it's stated that it's not guaranteed thing and they can use it to run away. Plus the human supremacists we're talking about are combat specced Incubi.

>>43627804
He tweeted the weakest monster is stronger than any normal human. That qualifies as unstoppable to me.

>>43627871
Yes. I'm aware. That's in the demo too. But that doesn't refute my point. The human supremacists are combat specced Incubi which means not regular human which means the tweet doesn't apply.

>>43627728
The abyss is true maledom you get Eldritch power beyond your wildest dreams and if I remember correctly you can become a incubus without even fucking a monster girl by ingesting demon realm fruits or at the very least you become a proto incubus.

>>43627871
humans can't be trusted with a power inequality, monsters can. it's a sensible take.

>>43627923
Reread your own post.

>>43627934
Depends on the girl I would say the Mindflayer is closer to femdom or switch. Also there are common potions to become an incubus if that's all you want. Also just becoming an incubus or hero doesn't make you strong. it only removes your exp cap.
>Heroes and Incubi have a great amount of mana stored in them, so their basic physical stats are very high, (For example, you can get things like HP +1000, Def +500, ability to endure critical blows and stay at 1 HP etc, etc.)
>But they only had their level caps removed, meaning you don't get automatically strong in battles just because you have become a Hero or get to be good in sex just because you have become an Incubus.
>The apparent power of Heroes are actually from their trainings all paying off at once when blessed. This is because by removing the level cap, the stacked-up EXPs from their trainings made their level jump.
>This means if you did not go through any trainings beforehand, even if you get blessed, only your basic physical stats will go up and you will not get that strong. Think of it like those Lv.1 Heroes.
>Only by leveling up by going through trainings can you become strong to inhuman levels.
>How much you can cum or how long you can maintain erection does rely somewhat on your sex levels but they are mainly based on your basic physical stats. So if one were to become Incubus too fast, like for example by some potions or magics from Succubi, it is very likely that they will be befuddled by their state where they just can't stop cumming and their erections not going away, thus losing control and just giving into the pleasure.

>>43627956
My post was under the assumption that you were talking about the QnA post that caused a lot of autism cause anons are retarded. My mistake but I don't see how my post is ultimately proven wrong. The Land of 4 souls is incubi and not regular human so tweet is irrelevant

>>43627934
Incubi are automatically super thirsty for mamono pussy so it doesn't really matter if you become one with or without mamono help, you won't stay single for long.

>>43628046
It does make me wonder how ghost incubi work since we know they’re a thing in the lore do to wisps being a thing. I guess it would be similar to Shogs where the human male’s soul will sexually fuse with his wisp wife before parting.

>>43628046
oh no, anything but that

Do glowing red eyes mean good things or bad things?

>>43628042
It's not though because a full incubi nation would have no human children and has no reason to care if men become incubi

>watch a scary horror movie with your wisp gf who always acts tough and spooky and unafraid of anything
>she gets scared and clings to you
Good grief...

>>43628184
It's when you can grab her by the pussy and make her submit to you.

>>43628046
>Tsundere human man fighting his feelings for monster girls after transforming from ingesting demon realm fruit thinking it would give him power without consequences.

>>43628189
What? Where does it say that they care if men become incubi or not? Incubi are seen as transcendent sages or higher beings but still human like how xianxia humans can do shit RL humans can't do but their still human. The 4 souls just want humans in charge and Mamono subservient aka maledom.

>>43628256
>Fighting his feelings for multiple monster girls
Imagine growing up on monogamy and Chief God kool aid only fall for a harem of monsters, what a slut

>>43628170
For unknown reasons, some people are fixated on finding a way to go around "adventuring" in MGE without actually fucking monsters.
Which is fucking absurd when even basic bitch scorpion mobs poison you with turbo viagra to get you to fuck the first person around while they are munching on your veggies.

>>43628335
Some people also mix up that while MGE has quite a bit of maledom, it's based on monsters that want a guy to fuck them hard and will even use their abilities to get get it. MGE has never been either violated hero or a rance game. Both maledom and femdom are consensual in MGE.

>>43628399
I would classify MGE as beyond maledom/femdom and that it's its own unique way of mixing romance and lewd, or rather making them one and the same

My head is a dedicated shelf for monster titties. Taller monsters come along and just declare me the perfect height for boob shelfing.

>mge wife speedrun

>ojou-ing intensifies

>>43628466
Yes which I believe that has to do with Eros and her sister which I’m forgetting her name at the top of my head plus the demon lord with the chief goddess not knowing what to do and is jealous that the demon lord has somebody while she has nobody.
Which a demon lord having a love has never been heard or seen before, that really only the very low level monsters probably got married which the males of those monsters are now all human men at this point which probably frustrated the chief goddess even more that there was no real monsters anymore.

Wow, just checked KC's Patreon and it's the lowest I've ever seen it. 493 patreons. Usually it hovered around 517 or 518.

>>43628564
Goddamn, thats a loud goblin ojou.
Pretty thin though.

>>43628706
I mean people are probably getting sick of it seeing no new content has come out as of late which that goes for a lot of things not just MGE content that when you don’t have any new stuff come out sooner or later people will get bored and leave.

>>43628741
Oh. I expected this to happen. Just didn't expect such a massive drop. Maybe reduced to 500 or so not a full 24 drop.

>>43628765
KC needs to sort his shit out, at this point the patreon is just a personal donation box for him.

>>43628777
Night Gaunts are more yandere than Hebis, for do Hebis make you attach to them and carry you almost everywhere you go and share thoughts together.

>>43628876
probably

>>43628801
Has been for years.

>be me
>king of southern human realm (definitely not crusader jerusalem)
>borders the desert kingdom farther down south (definitely not fatimid egypt)
>desert kingdom is a land of monsters ruled by the evil and tyrannical pharaoh
>her evil stems from her loneliness, she's as extra virgin as olive oil
>keeps sending me demands that I marry her or have my realm face war and annexation
As King of the south human realm, I for one know that marrying the Pharaoh would not only leave me as no more than a powerless pet husband for her, royal in name only, but my people would become no more than playthings and "food" for her monster servants as well. I must do what is good for the realm and protect our independence and purity from this petulant Pharaoh.
If it war she wants, it is war she will get!

>>43628876
I absolutely love the Night Gaunt and the fact they they constantly need you covering them and giving attention is one of my favorite parts. I love yandere girls. The transformation, the latex, the yandere clingyness, and the need to be constantly dominated makes them perfect to me.