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What should I buy from fox shop?

>>43609238
Fox milk

>>43609238
perspective

>>43609238
Buy the mofu immunity charm. It works on more than just foxes

>>43609238
gf

How does your gf/wife/wives comfort you when you're down?

>>43609238
buy a brush.
you can also take the fox, shes free.

>>43609190
Because for Tanukis there’s no greater pleasure than watching a man try to squirm out of debt until it’s too much and he has to become her boytoy even though he’s a 20 year old fresh out of college and she’s more than twice that at 45. Eventually she’ll straight up rape him on a dangerous day over and over until she gets knocked up because she just couldn’t take it anymore, but will promise to make an honest man out of him.

>>43609238
"I DEMAND YOUR LARGEST USHI ONI!"
> Either she can provide it or she'll have to admit that her shop is SHIT.

>>43609275
buy a vial of ushi blood and do it yourself

my witch daughter is so cute

>>43609281
I'd have to talk to a woman for that.

>>43609275

>>43609248
>When the local foxes learn what I'm into.
I'm going to see those massive milkbags in my vision every day of the week.

>>43609284
;_;

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

Do not worry the secret government agency has successfully contained the monsters from another dimension within an underground facility. As a scientist there, I can tell you nothing could ever go wrong or escape from it.

>>43609308
I know, right. It's like all your dreams are coming true!

>>43609317
i want to fill her dark soul with liiiiiiiiiiight

>>43609311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe3h62MrlPE
Oh no

>>43609327
Is "dark soul" what you call her spidussy or something? Otherwise it sounds like you think there's something about this perfect lady that needs to change.

I’m gonna genetically modify myself using Crispr technology to reach my otherworldly peak self and see what the Mamonos think about that.

>>43609303
Hellcorn not only wants you to have a harem, but is extremely aggressive and upfront about it
>"Ay bitch, I saw you looking at my man's crotch! What, you like what you see? Well you better, 'cause he's packing some serious DICK MEAT down there. Why don't you bring your ass over and get a taste for yourself?"
>turns around and gives a big grin and thumbs-up to her blushing, embarassed husband

>>43609223
>"Be not afraid."
>Holy Angelic Church-choir Latin chanting song starts being played/sung

>>43609405
I wonder if angels would be disappointed if you were actually not afraid of them.

>>43609431
I would let a Succubus make my face her chair.

My lamia wife one day told me she wouldn't mind I found more wives. That didn't make any sense because like all lamias she's very clingy and jealous. The next day she introduced me to her little sister and her cousin. Why are lamias like this.

>>43609250
My waifu is a flayer, so it would be very very easy

>>43609223
https://poal.me/5j5oz9
Please vote. You guys are the only ones I want the opinions of...

>>43609404
Still love the rapist villainous bicorns in magus stories, the "do salamanders dream of electric sheep" bandit gang would ruin me

>>43609250
Lots of hugging and being wrapped up in her hair

Titania please I want to go back to my family let me go I don't like the fairy sex dungeon PLEASE LET GO I DON'T WAN

Fellow Anons, I have a dark confession. I want to meet a hellhound and talk to her for a bit, then identify her as a werecat to a third party right in front of her. And if she gets mad (she will), I'll just tell her that it's not my fault I'm not good at identifying pokemon.

I think about this more than I should. I am worried that I am going to do it someday.

Cheese

which mgs would resort to date rape ?

>>43609626
Most of them.

>>43609626
does venom count?

>>43609626
why date rape when you can date grape?

>>43609605
Do it, I'm sure it won't end with her correcting you into a whimpering mess.

>>43609596
Imagine getting dominated by fairies of all things lmao you deserve to be a group of fairies sex toy

>>43609626
Would be easier to ask which wouldn't

Reminder if you do finally have a son with a dark elf there is a 90% possibility your son will have sex with either his dark elf sister or his dark elf cousin if they’re a thing.

>>43609692
Reminder its not ntr if you are double teaming your wife.

The Ogre Princess Who Discovers the Joy of Sex

>>43609700
https://exhentai.org/s/d224dadef2/579187-16

>>43609700
I wasn’t even talking about that I was more talking about you might walk in on your son being sexually dominated by your daughter or your niece.

>>43609700
Leave.

>>43608832

GANBARRE ANON-KUN

TAKEU MY ENERGY!!!

>>43609275
>Soapy showersexo with BEEG floofy spider wife

There are not words enough to express how much I need this

>>43609728
ride wife
life good.

>>43609284
>So horny it hurts

She's literally me!

>>43609405
>Defeat slutty battle Angel with big milkers
>Boss theme track switches to hardcore metal with latin changing
>Her boobs get even perkier and she strips off her armor to reveal skimpy stage 2 lingerie costume
>Healthbar recharges

Uh oh

Moses supposes his toes are roses but Moses supposes erroneously

>>43609534
I love latenite so much bros.

>>43609534
Is there an archive of LNs sketches and the accompanying greentexts/prompts? Still looking for the pic of that cute catgirl sitting next to a plate of blins

>>43609751
Very sad animation, but good

>>43609764
>sad animation,
why is it sad ?

>>43609736
It's my personal opinion that giving Hellhound-chan's big booty a smack may be the closest thing to happiness aman can experience

>>43609259
I never liked tankuis, then you wrote this post. How much are those damn fucking raccoons paying you anon? HOW MUCH?!

>>43609756
Hmm yes. Today I will touch Kej butt.

>>43609767
Animator made it as a tribute to his dead daughter, who wanted to be a dancer when she grew up. It's a bittersweet video, made me tear up a little at the end ngl

https://youtu.be/byAfC5yW_hw

>>43609783
ah geeze that certainly puts a bummer on things.

>>43609783
Oh that's really really sad man what the fuck

>>43609777
Kejouro is severely underrated. Anyone have the pic of her cutting the guy's hair?

>>43609792
>>43609801
>>43609767
>>43609761

He gave his little girl the best headstone she could ask for. He'll see her again on the other side.

we sad hours now?

>>43609806
This one?

>>43609811
this is a ten year old image,

does that feel weird too anyone else?

>>43609813
>This one?

Yes, thx!

Moptop-kun is gonna get a fresh cut, then a nice scalp massage while she washes his hair, then she's gonna take him in back and bob her head up and down while letting him run his fingers through her hair.

>>43609783
>Tribute to his daughter
>Actually a tribute to a movie, and also Gene Kelly
So it was animated by a time-traveling James Kelly?

I can't stop thinking about hebis with hypnosis anons
Imagine one coiling you in bed, in the dark and you can see her red eyes glowing faintly as she makes your mind pleasurably numb and repeats "mine, all mine" like a mantra burning it into your brain. I don't even like hebis why is this stuck in my head

>>43609831
lamia do have a predisposition for it with their enchanted voices.
except bunyip but that's more due to their stunted communication skills i guess

>>43609810
Hopefully, I hope they both find peace.
>>43609811
Please no sad hours :( want happy monster gals

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that gnomes can help make your land more fertile and an undine can help water it.
Do be careful with Ignises and controlled burns, they can be a bit overeager.

>>43609831
Hebi is a top-tier Monstergirl. Even if you aren't a yanderefag there's something so alluring about their feminine grace, Japanese shrine maiden aesthetic, and enthusiastic possessiveness.

Just look at this cutie--could you say no if she slithered up to you and asked in cute Engrish if you'd like to go for some tea and maybe have 3 children later?

>>43609843
I always forget about the voices desu, I always think of occular hypnosis not auditory. Imagine one using both on you to melt your mind and make you fall for them fully
I love hypnosis man, main reason I love MGD to tell you to the truth

>>43609826
And for some reason, his hair will grow back a little bit faster than usual. And the price for the haircut was lower than what was listed. How curious.

>>43609851
>Genki hyperactive impetuous fire elemental with behavioral disorder

Yes pls

>>43609852
Zipangu has a lot of great monster girls in general.

>>43609859
>Everyone compliments him on his new haircut
>And he felt so relaxed after his last trip to the spa
>His stylist has cancelled the rest of her appointments so she can give him "the full treatment"

>>43609860
>"What? You said you wanted to start fresh! Besides, this makes the land more fertile or some shit." -t. Ignis standing in front of a grassy field that was recently torched.

why are automatons so stupid?

>>43609852
Hebis are too strong honestly, too seductive. I also really like the spirit fire, I'd probably ask them to use it on me when we got married, I take monogamy pretty seriously

>>43609869
Don't insult the robots anon, we don't need an uprising

>>43609869
Anon, they aren't stupid, they choose not to wear underwear on purpoae

>>43609851
And what of the highly intelligent and noble Slyph?

>>43609704
Dead link

>>43609868
She looks like the kinda girl to steal the strawberry off your cake when you aren't looking

Cute mere lizard eager for her post-breakfast cuddles (and mating press)

>>43609882
Lessens damaging windstorms and gives you upskirts of girls.

>>43609886
Mischievous is her middle name.
Or was it cindy?

>>43609893
>Cinderella Combustia von Phosphienne

An delinquent flame girl who's secretly high-class!

>>43609867
>He would find himself going back to his stylist earlier and earlier, not even needing a haircut most of the time.
>Being pampered by her just felt so nice
>Of course he made up some excuse each time
>But those justifications quickly became more difficult to come up with
>And every time, she would just give a gentle, knowing smile in response...

>>43609910
what happens when anon runs out of money?

>>43609910
Imagine going to get your hair cut and walking out 4 hours later after a bath, manicure/pedicure, skin treatment, hot stone massage, shave, haircut, and ear cleaning.

I bet she'd even shave (Your) balls and trim your bush into a heart shape

>>43609923
you unbutton slightly and ask if there's any other way you could pay

>>43609923
>For such a regular customer? It's free.of course ~
>Besides, you have such lovely hair, it's a pleasure to cut it <3

I don't need extravagant clothes or fancy multi course meals and expensive electronics and high end gaming PCs and hot rods and a villa to live in off her dime.

I just need Creeping Coin to hug me tight and let me rest my head on her golden, cushioning thighs and love me.

>>43609937
>Fastest way to get Creeping Coin on your dick

>>43609937
as long as you make her feel valuable

Tackling monsters in public and doing a shitty aussie accent as you try to wrestle them

>>43609948
>>43609951
They are quite romantic girls after all

>>43609223
>A historic scene in Ancient Zipangu

>>43609951
I'd be like a dragon and treat Creeping Coin as my greatest treasure, I love her so much! Nobody will ever love Coin-chan as much as me!

>>43609987
>the good samurai
still better then that retard

thinking about how effortless it would be for a suitably muscly MG to just pick me up and have her way with me, just taking me away from whatever I was doing and laying claim

>For a little while, he stopped visiting her entirely
>She charged virtually nothing for his most recent visits so the cost wasn't an issue.
>He was addicted to her pampering, plain and simple and he knew it.
>Quitting proved to be impossible, though.
>It would be a lie to say he wasn't enamored with the woman herself.
>In the end, he went back
>But as he entered, he noticed something felt different.
>The stylists outfit was different and her hair seemed to move around without any sort of restraint, and her smile just a little more inviting.
>There was something else though, something he couldn't put his finger on.
>Whatever it was, he willfully ignored it and approached her as usual
>The routine was the same as ever, just as he liked it.
>Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed some of her hair, lightly touching and teasing his hands and fingers..

>>43609987
I will always support the Emperor and the Imperial dynasty of humans descended directly from divinity over the foul Monster Shogunate and their horned Samurai who seek to take all the power in Zipangu for themselves! Humans are the superior race of Zipangese! Long live the Emperor! DOWN WITH THE SAMURAI!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ettjiCOgvQ

>>43610044
why you have to make it gay

>>43610044
This, the Monsters are still using wooden armor and katanas, the Emperor's loyalists have boomstick and cannons. We are better because we are not stuck behind in the times.

Remember when succubi were known for raping men in their sleep? What happened to that ol' shtick?

>>43609811
It was memorial day
Twas already sad

>>43610057
The Monster Shogunate sees human men as no more than objects for Samurai to own. No more! The Samurai will fall and Human men will own Monsters! That is the way the divine wind will blow! WE SHALL BRING ALL FOUR CORNERS OF THE WORLD UNDER THE ROOF OF ZIPANGU'S EMPEROR! 天皇陛下万歳!

>>43610068
Hip succubi are looking for enthusiastic consent these days

>>43610062
>>43610044
Welp! I guess that's it. Humanity Fuck Yeah! And monsters and any and all non-humans loose and are cringe. Better get back to romancing human women then.

>>43610084
Consent?...or mind control?

>>43610081
You will Banzai charge right into an Oni Samurai's arms and she will mating press you more like. The Emperor is a figurehead and nothing more.

How could a man let nearby monsters know that he is trapped in a human supremacist settlement and needs to be rescued ASAP?

>>43609843
>Hebi: Foolish Anon, now you are falling under my power...
>Bunyip: You look drunk enough, fancy a quick root..?
!notStrayan seduction

>>43610104
By running out of there
Or sending a smoke signal

>>43610109
Wouldn't she just glass ya (and then apologize because yip)? Also, are Bunyips part Canadian?

>>43610121
>Bunyips part Canadian?
Bunyip-Heckhund yuri...?
>"Get a blackdog upya!"

>>43610094
>tonight: anon claims his wife raped him after their honeymoon-wedding-date
>hilarious stories like this, after this commercial break

>>43610130
It's Canon that if monstergirls are horny with no man around, they'll engage in Yuri

>>43609955
>"And now oi'll stick me thumb up 'er butthole..."
The other !notStrayan seduction technique
SteveAnon knew the secret - mamonos are weak to anal

>>43610138
This is an old one

>>43610157
F to Steve Irwin
MGC ought to have a statue to him in a plaza somewhere

>>43610157
Old but gold

Some of you would spend an unhealthy amount of time browsing horns rating threads on 4mon.

>He gently touched the hair, idly playing with it, to which the hair reciprocated.
>The way it felt was mesmerizing, so he just kept at it.
>In the past, she never really touched him with her hair. It was assumed the times it brushed against him were an accidentally.
>The kejourou giggled a little to herself, but said nothing and continued her work.
>Concern was set aside even as his hands were wrapped in hair, continuing upwards.
>Ironically this was something he was initially afraid of before making an appointment the first time around.
>It felt too good to care now, in spite of the fear.
>Truthfully she had finished her part of the session, not daring to break his trance.
>A sleek, dark cocoon is what he resembled now with only his mouth and nose visible.
>It kept writhing around slowly and the fragrance of her hair was working in tandem to keep him feeling good
>With that she hugged him from behind and carried him to her room
>She set him on her bed and mounted him long into the night
>Even though this was the first time being wrapped in her hair, truthfully he was ensnared long ago, and one way or another the kejourou has no intent of letting him go.

>>43610214
Being a hairdresser is so weird.

>>43610157
Since we're having a sad F day,has any Anon got the greentext about the sad Stingray-mermaid and her accident?

>>43610254
Too grimdark sorry, if someone posts that me and all the other responsible adults of the thread will need our 9'0" tall monmoms to bottle feed us milkies while we cry

>>43610253
>MCG RataPress publishes a hairstyle and fashion magazine
>this months new style:
>totally shaved mamono pussy
>CaitSith goes into the Salon talking about the new style
>....
>Hairdresser:"sorry, instructions unclear"
>Cait exits the salon looking like one of those hairless 'oldguy-scrotum' caits.

>>43610253
Wait until you see how many different options for shampoos and conditioners monster girls have just for their hair.

>>43609459
She's slowly easing Anon into being the middle of a large Snek-snuggleball.
Monmusu Sneks are made to share one Anon per Tribe as Anons are scarce in !notMiddleEast, and Miia is a sick selfish degenerate in their culture wanting an Anon solo - no wonder they kicked her out of the village.

>>43610025
/comfy/ short story

So I've heard monstergirls absolutely hate the Midsommer movie. Explain why please? Just cultural differences that mamono can never comprehend and demand it censored or remade in their way?

>>43610356
I ain't enough of a faggot to be familiar with film beyond the ads on TV half a decade ago...or however long it was.

No, that isn't an invitation to explain the joke. Get better material.

>>43610356
Because they misspelled summer, you should have seen the face on Haku-sensei when she found out.

>>43610403
speaking entirely in ye olden bullshite to infuriate the Haku.
>Even though you are only speaking it, she can tell you are spelling the words wrong

>Being a cultist for the old one of life.
>Living in a madness inducing forest.
>Being friends with a lot of wendigos.
>Conducting rituals to corrupt all the lands around us
>Raise a wooden zombie dragon and send it into order territory
Feel good. We also got internet recently

>>43610403
thats german for summer

>>43610446
Yes, we have already established it is an inane esoteric misspelling

>>43610446
Wasn't that movie about Sweden?

>>43610455
Chesh_sucking_dick.gif

Having a cute and powerful MG boss/master/caretaker/waifu just seens so comfy.

>>43610471
I prefer to be the master. All hail raging mushrooms

>>43610460
then its swedish for summer, theyre all germanic languages

>>43610475
Fortunately I can call the season by its proper names, kesä or suvi.

>>43610460
>Sweden
I'm going to stop any rapehound in her tracks by brandishing my famous swedish anti-rape bracelet

>>43610501
You see in Sweden there is a law forbidding people from being criminals

>>43610312
>Pic
This is where I need to be. And with a shirt that says on the front "Slut for Snakes!" and on the back says "Free Food!"

>>43610471
>bnuuy hopped up on so much dark magic she is probably one of the most powerful entities around
I love it when "basic" monsters are endgame tier threats

I'll be safe from Monsters in the arctic bunker.

>>43609596
Just take a fairy with you and she'll let you go back home
Don't worry, the fairy won't enchant your wardrobe to have a portal back to Titania's kingdom so she coud whisk you back at any moment she'd want to, no way a little fairy's gonna do that

>>43610542

>>43610513
When the Sneks get their Temple Portal working this will be me.
>Tfw Mr.Anon is only 24yo and looks like that
>Mfw still going there

>>43610557
This silly Yeti thinks I wouldn't have tons of winter parkas and thermal clothing with me in there alongside with lots of heaters and fuel for power to survive years alongside dry and canned foods. Yeti will be waiting a very, very long time before I give up.

>>43610561
I don't think I'll ever leave the mating den.

>>43610542
Yup, join us bro. I found a German kiki with nice old gun and a funny flag and some shog in a madness inducing city. Also funny pingouin and cuddly sea seal. I love sea seals so much but KC didn't made a Mamono for them, yet.

>>43610509
>Helhound realizes the portal has spat her out in Sweden
>"FUCK!"
>few weeks later, she's seen obediently waiting at the bus stop, keeping exactly 2 meters distance from other commuters like everyone there

>>43610601
You're thinking of Finland. Stockholm is the rape capital of Europe

>>43610601
>keeping exactly 2 meters distance from other commuters
I'm standing as close as possible to monster commuters to take them out of their comfort zone

>>43610594
>sea seal
Selkies?

>>43610567
>yeti rips the bunker doors off their hinges
Now what?

>>43610619
They kill and skin sea seal. I don't like them.

>>43610636
Scream in terror and start crying.

>>43610653
Damn anon, just use the MG42 in the box with the funny eagle.

>>43610471
I’m dangerously addicted to Venefica though I suppose that’s the point.

I submit to bogies

I submit to bogeys

I am Chaos.

I want to kill Chaos.

I submit

>>43610737
Bogies > Bogeys

I conquer

Wrong
Bogeys > Bogies

>>43610755
>>43610760
Guys don't do this, they're going to fight again if you egg them on....

>>43610765
Bogey could kick Bogies ass easily.

Bogies, Bogeys... I choose Boobies.

>>43610760
Bogeys
>Soft
>Cuddly
>Looks like a ratty comforter
Bogies
>Cuddly
>Funny
>Clever
>Exciting
>Eloquent
>Excellent fashion sense

Yeah, bogies win out here. No offense to bogeys; I'm sure they're nice, but they're not on the same level as bogies.

>>43610805
Bogies
>annoying
>messy (throw pies on you)
>never calm down
>incessant laughter
>never let you have time to rest
Meanwhile Bogey will go on whatever adventures your heart desires with you and then settle down to rest when you're tired. Yeah, I'm thinking Bogey is better.

>>43610805
Me love bogeys but me want to be the strong one. You can't be the strong one if You cry in front of your wife or if She acts like your mother. Feel bad but no bogey allowed.

>>43610751
In your dreams I will send a abyssal woman after you and make you submit to the abyss.

>>43610818
Bogies give you plenty of rest and relaxation as they love to serve you.
>Throws pies at you
What? You don't want her to lewdly lick it off of you?
You don't know what's good for you.

Besides someone has to be the energetic one in the relationship. The yin to your yang. She takes care of all the social and work stuff. You sit back and enjoy the show. Perfect for the introverted, quiet types.

>>43610818
Bogies have a strong sense of morality and won't annoy you if you're not naughty.

>>43610262
Heh

Bogies are basically cheshires but much more tame, less annoying, and actually funny. Oh, and physically bigger.

>>43610876
But chesh can be pin down. Bogies can't, too big

>>43610878
That's what the raging mushrooms are for.

>>43610601
>...in Sweden
>>"FUCK!"
>>few weeks later
>Dark-furred Heckhund loudly declares she is in a Sexual-Emergency
>"Knulla! Sexuell nödsituation!"
>polite non-racist SwedeAnons all lay down where they are and start unbuckling their pants.

>>43610915
Sexual emergencies are a valid defense in court

Fat gators

>>43611007
gators would be speaking french, not spanish

>>43611018
And wouldn't be a fat fuck. US really have a problem with overweight.

>>43611019
no, thats ironically mexico

>>43611007
Alligator death grip and roll

Translation:
You're not getting out of that leglock, and she's gonna roll around such that she's on top for round 2, 3, 4, 10, 76, and 143.

>>43611026
They drink more coca cola and no water their if I remember well. Sad

I got to be honest a monster girl wouldn’t complete my heart fully I need more out of life, that I will possess the power of undeath to bring back my loved ones and if that gains me a monster wife in the process so be it.

>>43611043
its really more a problem with genetics, because mexico is basically populated by native americans, see the spanish didnt kill them like the british and the french did, anyway its the same problem that native americans have in the us, processed sugars really fucks them up

Post your funniest bogies!

Do Alps really deserve all the shit they get?

>>43611018
Louisiana gators when?
>>43611064
If only Napoleon didn't sold our american lands...

>>43611092
No, they deserve so much more scrutiny than they currently get. There's not nearly enough Alp hate in the world right now.

>>43610312
Snekcon?

>>43611099
gators are only found in the southwest us, only american crocodiles are found in places like mexico and cuba

>>43611103
Be nice to Alps, don't stomp their heads into the floor on principle, that's not very nice.

>>43611007
Too much shrimp boil and gumbo for this gator.

>>43611103
It would be weird seeing your bully become a alp for you.

>>43611110
To be accurate Gulf of Mexico and some have been spotted around the lower parts of Louisiana and Florida somewhat.
https://youtu.be/Uu5VyFK3M_M

>>43611110
Ah Nevermind you were talking about gators misread your post.

I have been caught in the spider's web.
The spider wants me to cum in her.
But I will not.
I will not cum in spider, no matter how much she tries to get me to.
I must be stronger.

>>43611146
>anon 15 seconds before emptying his balls in the silky smooth spinneret

>>43611084

>>43609670
>incorrectly drawn high heel
Welp there goes my boner

Hotter than the average bear.

>>43609405
The plastic face is dreadful.

I'm going to ask a Lamia to coil me just because I want to see what it feels like, not because I want sex or anything.

What monsters would the NSDAP members have gotten?

>>43611401
>NSDAP
Huh, What the fuck is that?

>>43611401
Nevermind just looked it up and looks to be some Nazi stuff but could be wrong and made a wrong search.

>>43611414
Not that anon but you really should've learned this stuff in school

>>43611418
I may have forgot about the acronym meaning or they never showed the acronym at my school and just said the full title instead and never gave a acronym, that it’s been awhile since I studied WW2 history.

>>43611421
Do you have a minute to talk about the V-2?

>>43611401
Depends of their participation in the genocide fun stuff: from getting sent to the prison for irredeemable people that's ran by that one lim, to Sabbath if they just LARPed the occult shit.
Also mixing RL politics and mamono is turbo gay, you're getting Alped on portals day.

>>43611401
All got married off to (((Tanukis))).
And they all got to watch as Aryanne that blonde Centaur from /mlpol/ went off with some blackAnon

>>43611430
Props for saying it better than I could've.

>>43611424
Mamonos especially Eros Mamonos would turn into a love bomb and use it on depressed and lonely Humans and Mamonos alike.

>>43611092
>Alps exist
>Trannies will still never be women
Imagine the seething

>>43611485
So tomboy alps?

Why didn’t anyone tell me the Minotaur in Daedalus’ Labyrinth was royalty?
>Enter thinking I’d be getting a free muscular mino wife
>Leave with said wife only to be laden with scrolls worth of responsibilities
>I’m the new king
>Must appease Poseidon as the previous king pissed her off for not inviting her to the BBQ after she bought him a whole cow
>Turned his wife and daughter into minotaurs for ironic punishment I guess
>The griffons are having a revolution because they had their virginities stolen by their husbands and now want them back
>The medusas are demanding reparations or some shit for their ancient ancestor getting dunked on in water polo by Poseidon
>The chimeras are demanding to be let into the satyros club as they are goats, the club says only full goats allowed
>Satyroses need tax breaks because they drank all their product before selling it again
>Manticores are pushing for an exception in the public decency law allowing them to milk their husbands in public places with their tail pussies
>Seagull harpies are mad that stealing food from beach goers are illegal and are demanding a repeal on the law
>Kraken mothers want grandkids and are asking for a boat of men be sent out to their daughters
>The Pharaoh is demanding I hand over the apophis who escaped her snake pit and threatening high tariffs if I don’t comply
>The Labyrinth is still full of monsters who fell for that “free husband” sign and I need to keep sending men with balls of string into help them get out
>Mom won’t stop asking for grandkids

>>43611490
Pretty much yeah.

I forgot but aren’t angels and possibly fairies are the only ones in canon that can produce both sons and daughters do to not being connected to the demon lord, so get yourself a fairy or angel wife today and not worry about human or monster women any longer.

>>43611401
Hitler would have definitely gotten pounced by a Werewolf that turned from a German Shephard
Himmler was obsessed with the occult, he's peak Sabbath bait
Goebbles would be prime Bogey bait from his quote about getting out of bed alone
Göring would have whichever Mamono could fix fatass meals faster lmao
Speer is tanuki bait

>>43611545
>Göring would have whichever Mamono could fix fatass meals faster lmao
Come one Herman, dinner's ready!

>>43611545
Which mamono would Stalin have had?

>>43611502
Complicated situation, have you considered getting a schedule dog?

>>43611564
Angel/Dark Angel. He studied to be a priest.

>>43611564
Meme answer: Bear because Russia
Real answer: Stalin loved playing practical jokes on people, there's a small chance he'd attract a Bogie or Cheshire.

>>43611540
No. There's no mention of uncorrupted Angels mating with men (unless you count Cupids and Houris, but there's nothing about them giving birth) and uncorrupted Fairies don't reproduce sexually at all.
>The fairies originally were not monsters, but even before they became monsters, they were always an all female race. A male has never been confirmed. New faeries don't come from sexual reproduction, but from the blooming of beautiful flowers that are called “fairy flowers.” That is the place from which they are born. However, once fairies become monsters, their bodies change conveniently to facilitate sex with a human man, and they gain the ability to reproduce sexually at the same time. It becomes possible for them to make babies by being impregnated with a human man's semen. In the same way as other monsters, fairies take great joy in bearing the children of a human man. Since what faeries remain that are not yet monsters are rapidly being converted, before long the role of the fairy flowers will probably come to an end, and the faeries will change into a race that produces children through sexual reproduction.

>>43611103
>>43611121

>>43611606
So none do? Alright I’m taking both the demon lord and the Chief goddess out they are unfit to rule and I will be the unlikely hero to fix this shit.
That I do all of this out of love.

what if you swap a dragons hoard with a griffons treasure?

WISH FOR A PRICE
you get whatever monster girl/harem you want
the cost is that you have to wear the generic isekai protag hairstyle permanently

>>43611635
Joke on you, I'm bald and shave my skull every 3 days

>>43611643
see i have the mental image of a lich reparing the skin you routienly peel off
skull shaving isnt a thing

>>43611643
this
me too.

>>43611654
How do You say in English? When your head is hairless and reflect light.

>>43611654
I saw a WebM of a crackhead doing that.

>>43611619
kek, nice
I will marry an Alp and I WILL be happy

>>43611564
A bullet to the brain.

>>43609772
Not a cent.

>>43611668
Bald is bald.

>>43611668
tailpussy suction bait

>>43611731
It doesn't mean having still a few hairs on the side? My bad if not.
>>43611734
Wtf?

>>43611738
>he doesn't know

>>43611738
If you still have hair left you're not yet bald, you're balding.

>>43611747
I see the difference is between bald and balding. Thanks anon.
>>43611744
I don't like where You're going anon...

>>43611759
Just look at it, any passing manticore will be compelled to suck onto your perfectly smooth and shiny scalp with her tailpussy and test its suction force

>>43611788
I bet that would feel pretty good once you got over the weirdness of it

>>43611813
>I bet that would feel pretty good once you got over the weirdness of it
Perfect description of monster girls in general

>>43611788
And She will take a raging mushroom empowered fist in the pussy as retaliation.

>>43611788
Now that idea bounces a few time in my head... Doesn't seems.that bad...

>>43611545
You know exactly what monster turns from a dog that loves her master yet you get it wrong. Do you even know the setting?

>No gyaru succubus stepsister from your father remarrying to slowly break down your icy exterior with cuddles and loving blowjobs

>>43611545
>Implying Hitler wouldn't get an Art Fairy

>>43611944
Yeah, maybe shut the fuck up if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blondi#Death_of_Blondi_and_other_dogs
Or are you trying to say that the only solution to the Cu Sith problem is to kill them all?

>No rata delivery service
>No ryu sushi delivery
>No dragon casinos
>No arachne tailor shops
>No wurm with a matt selling gems and relics she found during her digs

whats scaier than a lich?
a lich with a magic shovel

>>43611999
What do I not know?

/pol/ talk is gay anyone who /pol/ talks is gay.

>Sailors call it the gate to hell—a dwelling of mermaids that drill holes into the bottoms of ships. They say the only means of passing with your life intact is to offer a barrel of fruit to the sea.
>—Rumors of the Mermaid Strait
mermaids fucking up boats if they dont get fruit sounds fucking terryfiying

>>43612077
So in MGE does that mean tossing Alpbaits overboard?

>>43612077
Just throw the fucking oranges Bernard.

>>43612077
They need their vitamins and stuff.

>>43612077
BUT WHERE DO THEY GET THE DRILLS?

Feed your Dragon childhood friend meat pies

>>43612108
Honest Tanja's Emporium

>>43612112
She's the one cooking some for me. Something with lizard meat or something

>>43612112
Or separately give her your meat and a (cream)pie

>>43612108
you could just fashinon a drill out of shells

>>43612009
Seams Legit
> Miss Arachne's shop has a clever pun title.
> You walk by it every day on your way to work.
> You also see her most days, setting up shop or working ahead of her official start time.
> She seems to make women's clothing exclusively, focusing on wedding dresses.
> Probably the most money to be made on them anyways.

> Now, you're not, uh, attracted to Miss Arachne.
> Her lithe, dextrous legs.
> Her fashionable silk dresses.
> Her artfully coifed hair.
> Her ample bosom.
> No, she is definitely not someone you want to ask out for a coffee before work, or perhaps a beer afterwards.
> You're just curious about her shop!

> Eventually, you come up with a good idea for how to talk to her.
> Knock on the door to her shop one morning before work.
> She cutely/daintily/adroitly saunters over and opens it.
> A small bell chimes as she does.
> "I'm sorry, I don't open for another 20 minutes."
> She starts to shut the door.
"I just have a question!"
> The door stops closing and she looks at you curiously.
"I, uh, I walk by this place every day and..."
> You're going to ask her out for coffee.
> You're going to ask her out for coffee!
> She's still looking at you.
> Complete the sentence!
> You absolute coward finish the sentence!

"I was just wondering if you made clothes for men?"
> Fuck.
> Fuck-fuck-fuck.
> You don't wear fancy silk clothes and now you're just going to be a customer.
> You're a big dumb stupid coward.
> Oh, god, she's blushing.
> She must have noticed and be second-hand embarrassed for you.
> "I... haven't."
> She's bright red, but you imagine so are you.
> "C-come inside and I can measure you for a...?"
> "Suit?"
"Uh, yeah. Yeah, OK."
> You step inside, silently cursing your idiocy.
> This is the biggest mistake of your life, but you can't just walk away now. You have to figure out some way to turn this around!

>>43612136
And that's why I will never speak.

>>43612136
Damn, Anon just walked right into her parlor

>walk into graveyard
>see zombie chilling near tomb
>walk up to her
>"You're my wife now."
>pick her up
>walk home with her over my shoulder
It's that easy.

>>43612163
This but with spooky scary skeletons

>>43612195
Smoking weed.with.big Boobas raccoon?

If your waifu doesn't double as a pillow, you're doing it wrong. I'm talking to you, dragon fuckers.

>>43612136
This is really boring. Why did you think writing this was a good idea? I didn't need this extremely long generic tsundere in my life. The first two paragraphs could be trimmed into a single sentence.

>>43609223

>>43612229
Fuck you Anon, I liked it.

>>43612232
Mmmm shark sex

>>43612232
Can I study sea life in an armored diving suit or do I need more protection?

>>43612271
Depends how you feel about being stuck with a sea slime slipping inside and molesting you while you cannot do anything about it.

>>43612232
I have a weakness for big muscles with big booba. One of my recurring MG fantasies is being dragged under by a fit shark girl

>>43612136
Very cute, like all spiders.

>>43612285
I don't like it. I just want to see old wrecked boat, temples and sea seal

>>43612222
You wouldn't fuck a skeleton.

>>43611502
Damn, what a smug cow.

>>43612136
> Miss Arachne locks the shop door and leads you into the back.
> "I saw you looking at me, you know."
> She's grabbing a cloth tape measure and a sheet of paper as she talks.
> "I used to wonder if you were looking for an outfit for your wife."
> "I guess not."
> That stings. She really knows how to read you.
> She's still beat red, though, too.
"I, uh--"
"I'm not."
> She nods.
> "Can you undress? I need accurate measurements."
> Christ.
> This is going to be locked in as a core memory.
> The day Anon fucking embarrassed himself beyond all measure.
> You strip down to your underwear and socks.
> Your feet get cold!

> She doesn't even try to make small talk.
> She's just a deft spider crawling around you, measuring things and jotting them down.
> Blushing furiously.
> It even extends into her décolletage.
> She finishes quickly, and tries to compose herself.
> You wish you could say something, but you're just too tongue-tied.

> Eventually she finds the words to talk.
> "Normally, I always ask what the client wants."
> "But you've made it pretty clear, haven't you?"
> You boggle at that.
> "I'll be right back."
> She leaves for the front of the shop, and you're alone with your thoughts.

> She didn't say you could put your clothes back on.
> Maybe she's going to put you in some outfits or shirts or something?
> Or maybe she just forgot.
> Or is pranking you.

> She finally comes back with a thin bit of... thread?
> She looks incredibly nervous as she lowers herself down to your level.
> It's kind of the arachne equivalent of getting on her knees.
> Up close, you can see it's a simple ring of silk, with a bit of red dye in one spot.
> "I just made this now."
> "It's a garment."
> "For you."
> "Do you accept it?"
> She's looking at your in eyes, and her hand is trembling like a leaf as she holds it up to you.
"Uh... sure?"
> You don't know what else to say but yes.
> She carefully pushes the ring down the ring finger of your left hand.
> It's a weirdly perfect fit.
> She frowns and adjusts it so the little red blotch is on top, like a cloth gem on a cloth ring.
> "You've accepted clothing from me."
"Yeah?"
> She puts her hands on your sides and pulls you into a hug.
> You yelp in surprise.
> She whispers into your ear.
> "Oooooooh, that's nice."
> "You've been terrified this whole time."
> "You really know how to woo an arachne, don't you?"

AND THEN THEY FUCKED

>>43612306
They send shivers down my spine.

>>43612077
Says the tanuki fruit merchant in the last port before the mermaid straight...

>>43612229
Eh, fair. I know that's not how greentexts usually go around here, but, well, I like spiders and went with something a little more of a slow burn.

Don't let Hellhounds boss you around. Show them who's in charge like this.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5867813

>>43612367
I feel like you are artificially making it longer by not understanding how to format prose in a greentext and instead giving it a new line.

>>43612335
Anon that ending was rather vague, what exactly happened after spooder dragged anon into her embrace?

>>43612394
Again, fair--I did these pretty quickly and that's absolutely a... quirk? Weakness? in the way I write greentext by default--I tend to do these really short sentences more often than I need to. But I was on a time budget and wanted to write something, as I haven't had the urge to actually write in months. Just needed to get even a dumb little story from start to finish before I had to go and do errands and things.

Anyways, hope at least a few people liked it, and thanks for disliking it without going full 4chan on me, Anon. 'preciate it.

>>43612367
No that anon is a fag who's brain is rotted too much by instant gratification.
The best writefags know how to pad things out by elaborating on environment, thought processes, and setting.
Despite the nature of a greentext you clearly know how to do so and should be praised for it.
That anon doesn't want a story, he wants a fucking bullet point, pay him no mind

Is it just coincidental that they're all weak to anal?

>>43612374
You're not showing her she's just letting you, anon.

No update on Kemono. No update on Patreon. It's over.

>>43612415
>the average /mgt/ poster outs himself as someone who enjoys reading 3 word sentences

>>43612447
It is strange and without speculating the only thing we can be sure of that is if it was his goal to give to the end of the month to ask a new question that's basically impossible now if he has any integrity

>>43612449
Many such cases, literally
This is about the only waifu thread on /jp/ that doesn't appreciate its writefags

>>43612335
i'd like ms arachne to really take her time with the measurement process with full use of her limbs.
stuff like tracing her legs all over anons body while using strips of web to find measurements, tapping a flinching anon to get him to extend his arms while taking pleasure in his nervous compliance and when he realizes too late that he's almost completely covered in web she relents and goes off to make the fitted clothes
i guess i find fear and molestation intrinsic to spiders

>>43612467
That's total bullshit and you reek of potato famine, It's very rare that a writing gets negative feedback around here.

>>43612447
>>43612467
Spotted the Mick. I also found your Twitter, you dumb motherfucker.

>>43612467
I don't know if you are following but I told the guy that his sentences were too short and >>43612415 is giving incorrect advice. The story is incorrectly formatted for a greentext and the thing the anon is praising is actually something it doesn't do. He's likely confusing his own slow reading speed with actual prose. It gets better toward he end but the second paragraph of the start is a single sentence divided up into, ironically, four word bullet points.

Is this the same retard that threw a fit over "saccharine"? Does someone need an attitude adjustment courtesy of Ms Hakutaku (PhD Hugonomics)?

>>43612536
You mean the one that KC posted in the thread?

>>43612528
No feedback is negative feedback, anon. It's probably worse than actual negative feedback.

>>43612545
Which is fine for a greentext, there is no proper formatting for such a thing and a writefag can fudge it as he pleases to get the message across. Having a > for just two words to spread out a sentence shows how its being said and adds emphasis.
The first part is pure soul in its format and writefag did nothing wrong in his formatting

>>43612591
You're retarded. That is all.

>>43612588
Oh, so you really are the mick

>>43612595
Says the man that thinks greentexts have a proper format and wouldn't recognize prose if it bit him on the ass

>>43612597
You're just confused because all people who actually make stuff(not you) agree on this.

>>43612605
Prove you are not concern trolling by linking three most recent examples of a writing longer than a dozen lines of greentext being ignored, otherwise shut the fuck up.

>>43612435
Lies and slander, not a single monster is weak to anal and that's a fact

>>43612625
We don't get those because that's not what greentexts are about.

>>43612625
NTA but I always find its the opposite. The longer texts tend to get ignored while the shorter blurbs get replies and more thread involvement

>>43612643
if it comes across as /tg/ autism it's an easy skip. that's probably not what you're talking about though

>>43612643
I've actually seen cases where someone posts a greentext and it gets ignored because right after something inane like how would you hold hands with a dragon got posted to get a load of replies.

>>43609223
Be fruitful and reproduce with hags

>>43612467
This is how the thread treats people who try to learn to draw.

>>43612666
Greentexts take significantly less effort and there's shitload of them in every thread, it's nonsensical to expect that every single one of them would spark interest.
I'm never bothered when my green doesn't get any (You)s because I can just try something different in minutes.

>>43612698
I mean I wouldn’t say my drawings are perfect but that right eye without a lower eyelash is fucking with my OCD.

>>43612707
You just wanted examples of what the thread responds to, I gave it.

>"God damnit, all they do is bitch and moan about (You)s. Why aren't they posting about monstergirls?"
>"Aha- I'll post an image of a hot vampire in revealing clothes. That'll indoctrinate some of them for when the portals open."
>"...oh they're talking about the potato famine again."

>>43612670
But hags are less fertile than young monsters

>>43612744
I don't actually know how this moved onto (you)s except the usual suspects brought up the irish out of nowhere then accused anons of concern trolling which is what I think turned it back onto (you)s

>>43612744
Should just give us leprechauns.
Need some tricksy shortstacks.

>WAAAAAAAA
>WHY ISN'T ANYONE SAYING GOOD THINGS ABOUT MY POSTS
Do better, faggot. And stop derailing the thread. The regulars (sans dedicated gatekeeper-kun) tend to fuck off when the autism starts up.

>>43612775
Still waiting for examples of those poor mythical content creators being ignored, this is yet another time this "concern" is brought up and no examples are given again.

Remember alps?

>>43612823
I try not to.

>>43612810
I've got an example right here, this guy is ignoring poor, attention-starved Alp>>43612825

I saw a vid of a Russian failing his suicide with a shotgun. I will use a rope if I have time but what use I do for an emergency suicide.if I get caught but a monster I don't like?

>>43612891
A dishonorable death such as disease or suicide would relegate you to the dominion of Hel, patron divinity of the Undead.
There is no escape, and that's a good thing. You will open your heart to a beautiful, blushing bride, and you will have a very happy life together.

>>43612707
Writing for (You)s is never really a good idea. Sometimes I just get inspired by something silly or interesting, write a sad excuse for a short story and move on.

>>43612953
I think anons are getting way too fixated on the idea of (You)s when I just wanted to say what the thread likes.

>>43612943
That's annoying. How can You avoid that and still KYS?

> What do you call a police officer who uses Theriomorphosis Potions to rail his P'orc wife as a huge mastiff?
The Sheriff of Knotting Ham!

you get monster wife but she is the venus of wilendorf

>>43612986
Becoming something like a male Gozer the Gozerian aka a spirit of destruction, all the Mamonos will be terrified of you until you might have to come face to face with the Lilim that governs the MGE version of hell. Where the battle with her will begin violent but turn sexual eventually, you know how those Lilims are especially when they come up against a powerful foe that they see can be turned into a possible husband.

>>43613027
A rather interesting golem.

you get monster wife but

>>43613017
>Chesh shit puns like this are why now I open every pizza-box with my dick out ready to inflict instant assrape correction.
>and now I'm not allowed back in my local Dominos anymore

>>43613042
She's a loli

>>43612306
>you fuck the skeleton
>you see the baby grow inside her
>you see her tits fill up with milk
Highly erotic

>>43613042
shes a hag

>>43613042
she's 3 gremlins in a trenchcoat!

>>43613038
and heavy and meaty

>>43613042
She indulges in transformations? Wait that’s just a normal day with a abyssal wife.

>>43613042
>you get monster wife butt
Ok.

>>43613042
>>43613048
>>43613062
She's a loli hag

>>43613076
its only the butt

>>43613068
>Abyssal Wife going one day without transforming challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

>>43613076
>>43613085
>>43613087
Impregnate loli hag butt with mating press

>>43613076
You mean a Centaur?

>>43612136
>>43612335
Very nice story anon

>>43613042
shes american sized and twice as heavy

>>43613087
Has the Portal closed against a wall and now she's stuck halfway?
>"ohno, baka oniichan, wha...what are you doing back there...?"
>hfw Anon is breaking away parts of the wall

>>43612750
Hag monsters are actually more fertile
All their fertility just keeps building up and swelling their figures

>>43613087
>>43613128

>The portals happen but only monster girl butts come through it.