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WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
This thread has been infested with ADORABLE BABY MANTICORES.

SO FLUFFY. SO CUTE.
SO TERRIFYING AS ADULTS.

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>> No.43596938
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>>43596933
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

>> No.43596939
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Heeyyy.

>> No.43596945
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When a succ or demons tail wraps around your arm or leg like this it will mindbreak you

>> No.43596953

>>43596939
damn fat cat, needs to lay off the burgers for a while

>> No.43596968
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Before hiring a mamono maid, please consider a housewife instead.

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>>43596938

>> No.43596981

Remember to go to 4mon and post about how vampires are bad and that Vamp Mosquitos are better.

>> No.43596998

>>43596970
In fox culture, having breasts bigger than one's head means being destined to become a fertility priestess kitsune.
However, a lot of them turn evil for some reason.

>> No.43597002

>>43596933
Feed them after midnight! Get them wet!

>> No.43597008
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>>43596939
I hate bratty cats

>> No.43597012
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>>43596968
I am the maid to an uncaring master.

>> No.43597017

>>43596970
how i wish my kiki momster to look like, mighty soft and plush

>> No.43597020
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>>43596981
Gonna post that my blood is for leeches only.

>> No.43597021

>>43596981
>"Vampire are the niggers of the night kingdom"
>Enjoy the you
>Post a pic of Your hand on a chesh ass to multiply said You

>> No.43597026
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>>43597017
Like this?

>> No.43597030

>>43597008
Bong bong that ass

>> No.43597048

>>43597026
but shes short i want her as tall and soft as the ran doujin that artist made, i want o be small compared to her

>> No.43597054
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>>43596998
and yet you don't see many evil cows. maybe it's just too much power for foxes to harness

>> No.43597125

>>43597026
>That fat
No,.give fit kiki with booze. My head hurt, I needs kiki to nurse me and deliver the cold ones when I work in the garden

>> No.43597132
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>>43596933
Their predatory instincts develop early.

>> No.43597143

>>43597021
Gonna post about how ghouls are the best undead.
Imagine the levels of butthurt from vampires and wights

>> No.43597156

>>43597132
>Drowned in mofucore
You don't even get to die and go to heaven, you're sent straight to the tailpussyscape

>> No.43597179

>>43597054
When you have that much milk you either want to give some away, or you let greed consume you and desire even more.
Foxes are greedy by nature.

>> No.43597180

>>43597132
Can I get one as a pet? Can You tame them?

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>>43596998
Oh no?

>> No.43597232

>>43597209
Evil foxes are dangerous.
Evil foxes with massive titties are both dangerous and heavy.
This is bad.

>> No.43597265

>>43597180
Sure you can anon, here's a tip use all their spines at once! It'll make you immune

>> No.43597279
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I love shog flayer chimeras because you could do so much with them, the idea of her changing her form to look human and me going into a tentacle slime form and turning her into a seedbed is hot
And I'm usually very submissive too, guess I'm a switch leaning sub

>> No.43597292

>>43597265
Not a bad idea actually, take a small dose of poison everyday. Increase dosage slowly

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>>43596933

>> No.43597322

>>43597265
>>43597292
I wouldn't risk it, I bet it's very addictive.

>> No.43597329
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>>43597232
Youkai grow thicker with every pregnancy.

>> No.43597391
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>> No.43597394

>>43597391
Dibs on the Gargoyle

>> No.43597441

>>43597322
Manti venom just make peepee hard, right?

>> No.43597452

>>43597441
it makes peepee leak and overly sensitive

>> No.43597460

>>43597279
Weirdly found this when looking up Shoggoth variants this is probably what you would look like when modifying between slime and squid.
https://files.catbox.moe/ri6b4s.jpeg

>> No.43597464

>>43597452
Nothing I can't handle alone. I should adopt one

>> No.43597468
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>>43597292
>>43597322
A funny purple cat told me that it wasn't addictive at all, I trust her.

>> No.43597475

>>43597329
I thought that was elves.

>> No.43597479

>>43597460
Not modifying meant morphing.

>> No.43597485

>>43597468
My alcohol addiction can burrow It, It's way stronger

>> No.43597498
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>>43597475
Almost every monster.

>> No.43597507

>>43597498
Its a stacking buff.
Broodmother traits in particular magnify its effects, although it does result in increasing physical statistic debuffs.

>> No.43597518
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Fweeere

>> No.43597550

You might hate the stupid purple cat, but you're gonna have to purchase her figure if you want your favorite species to get one too.

>> No.43597563

>>43597550
No.

>> No.43597565

>>43597143
>Incoming webms of ghouls deepthroating increasingly large and long phallic objects they had lying around as marriage proposals

>> No.43597578

>>43597550
Well in my case She's the fav one

>> No.43597582
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>>43597026
Cowgirl/doggystyle handlebars

>> No.43597583

>>43597578
Why do you capitalize pronouns?

>> No.43597597
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>>43597012
can you at least switch the furry images you use
you've posted that one like 10 times

>> No.43597605
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>Why yes my favourite band is the Beach Boys, how could you tell?

>> No.43597609

>>43597597
I used to try to keep it to mge only girls for the sake of the thread and since I only like the one, but sure.

>> No.43597614

>>43597583
Because some guy from here said that I should if I don't want to look like a ESL.

>> No.43597622

>>43597563
The figure will likely sell a few hundred copies at most.
Every purchase counts.

>>43597578
>t. certified Tom

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>>43596933

>> No.43597630

>>43597622
I wish nothing but financial ruin upon kenkou cross.

>> No.43597632

>43597597
>43597609
Neck yourselves furtrash

>> No.43597640

>>43597622
The chesh will be turned into a mere Molly. My Tom level rises everyday

>> No.43597647

>>43597622
I have a friend who know nothing about MGE but when to buy the fig.

>> No.43597688

>>43597630
It's a good thing he's financially stable enough that he drew a free picture for someone who deserved support.

>> No.43597703

>>43597688
It will be lower soon enough I'm sure.

>> No.43597716

>>43597565
>large and long phallic objects they
Oh well she's going to be disappointed

>> No.43597722

>>43597143
nah, i'd say banshees are the best. creepy sad girls need love

>> No.43597747

>>43597630
>Wishing financial ruin on somebody you’ll never meet
I can smell the potato starch through the screen Jesus.

>> No.43597784

>>43597630
Remain perturbed.

>> No.43597791

>>43597143
There's no need to fight. everyone should just admit Ochimusha are the best undead.

>> No.43597795

>>43597630
Seethe cuck

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>>43597791
>"A-anon-dono?! You really think so?"

>> No.43597836

>>43597008
>RESULTS MAY VERY

>> No.43597856

>>43597791
no, wurm zombies are the best, those cute mob faces are amazing and you just know nothing is going on inside their head

>> No.43597876

>>43597831
She looks upset.

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>> No.43597913

>>43597876
Yeah, she didn't get to duel anyone

>> No.43597923

>>43597911
>you don't have to leave
>war is such a dreadful thing
>Why don't you stay here? With me?
>the village and I will hide you

>> No.43597980
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Date dragons
Grope dragons
Kiss dragons
Impregnate dragons

>> No.43598009

>>43597980
Understood, I will now execute the Virtuous Mission.

>> No.43598016

>>43597980
chocolate cow dragon tho....

>> No.43598024

>>43597980
Such things...

>> No.43598028

>>43597980
That's not a Ushi Oni

>> No.43598041

>>43597980
Hello latenight

>> No.43598049

>>43598016
How now brown dragon?

>> No.43598097

>>43597795
Yes, I am seething. I'm essentially waiting for the patreon update.

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>> No.43598157

>>43597980
What is the flying lizard's tax policies on my veggies? https://files.catbox.moe/pd8slb.jpg

>> No.43598164

You know, MGCs welfare program for men is great, but I hate having to deal with them checking in if I'm married or not every other day.

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>> No.43598180

>>43598164
How much money the DL gouv give me?

>> No.43598207

I think the male humans have a debt with busty monsters that can only be paid via nursing handjobs

>> No.43598215

>>43598180
Tree fiddy.

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>>43597550
Bro, it's current year, 3d printing is dirtcheap, just make your own custom figure

>> No.43598240

>>43598231
Works 100% of the time unless you try to enter a games workshop tournament.

>> No.43598295

>>43598240
Eh, just don't go a non-GW tournament. Even going to game stores nobody cares unless you strait up say they are 3D prints.
I wanna paint minis with a monster girl

>> No.43598307

>>43598295
It completely flew over my head how the 3D print craze could affect the minis market. Do they even try to check if the figurines people use are (((genuine)))? It's probably next to impossible if the print is done right

>> No.43598330
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>What happens to a house when it is left alone?
>When it becomes worn and aged?
>When its paint peels and its foundations begin to sink?
>When it goes too long unlived in?
>What does it think of? What does it dream?
>How does it regard those creatures who built it?
>Brought it into existence only to abandon it when its usefulness no longer satisfies them?
>It may grow lonesome. It may stare for long hours into the existence of its own empty halls and see shadows
>and its heart may jump as it thinks "here, here is someone, I am not alone"
>and each time it is wrong, and the hurt starts over
>It may haunt itself, inventing ghosts to walk its floors, making friends with its shadow puppets
>laughing and whispering to itself at the end of some quiet cul-de-sac
>It may grow angry, its basement churning with acid like an empty stomach
>and its gorge may rise as it asks itself through clenched teeth
>"what did I do wrong?"
>It may grow bitter. It may grow hungry
>So hungry that its scruples dissolve and its doors unlock themselves
>While a house may grow hungry, it cannot starve
>and so in fever and fever and anger and loneliness, it may simply lie in wait
>Doors open, shades dropped, hallways empty
>Hungry

>> No.43598342

>>43598307
nowadays? no
big names like GW actually have been caught using 3d printed minis on their display models
plus the telltale way to see if it was 3d with the layers from the printing process aren't a problem with more modern printers.
Just don't be autistic about it

>> No.43598347

>>43598307
>Do they even try to check if the figurines people use are (((genuine)))?
If you go to a GW tournament they tend to do a once over just to check if everything is correct from what I've heard. Works fine for older models but newer ones tend to be a bit easier to spot.

>> No.43598350

>>43598118
Why scared
I'd be overjoyed

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>>43598016

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Fox butt

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>> No.43598515

>>43598497
yes, youve posted it in the last 3 threads too. i think we've all seen it by now.

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ded

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>> No.43598717
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>Need a lift?

>> No.43598773

>>43598600
Like the patreon

>> No.43598775
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>> No.43598817

>>43598717
Nah, I can take the stairs.

>> No.43598936

>>43598164
They give money for being a virgin in MGC? Wow, I gotta move there for easy NEET life.

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>Dark Mage loli seduces you for half the day
>calls you a pervert when you respond appropriately and lewd her

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>> No.43599066

>>43598936
Well only if you move there.
It's great as long as you manage to keep the social workers off your back about "getting a job" or "getting married".

>> No.43599091
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Why are angels so lewd?

>> No.43599092

>>43599049
My blood is not the juice in a capri-sun box you fucking mosquito

>> No.43599103

>>43599066
I got money and I still in the country side. Feel good, life is tendies, gardening, drinking booze and Vidya. Sometimes social workers come but I just play along and say that I will pet the werecat at supermarket or something when I build enough courage

>> No.43599140
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maybe you shouldn't foxes

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>>43599140
Prove it.

>> No.43599156

>>43599140
Meh, fluff weak

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>> No.43599185

>>43599140
I want to marry this dork fox

>> No.43599242

https://twitter.com/tnsrk612/status/1662826554077097989?s=20
sweaty charcoal dog

>> No.43599246

>>43599103
Scamming MGC social care is all fun and games, until your assigned social worker says she's fucking sick of driving all the way to you every week and moves in with you permanently.

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>> No.43599292

>>43599287
Golem vs. Automaton
Who wins

>> No.43599304
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>>43599287

>> No.43599306

>>43599292
anon

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>>43599066
If you refuse to find a wife one will be provided for you from our arrangement of girls still seeking a husband.

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Breed evil

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>> No.43599336

>>43599059
>Fox showing off her lewd shoulders and cleavage
>Still more aroused by the noticeably meatier tanuki
These threads broke me.

>> No.43599360

>>43599246
Anon no!
Thats how the tanukis get you.
They make it easy to scam to start with just to catch guys later!

>> No.43599363

>43599308
kys /trash/cuck

>> No.43599376

>>43598775
Are monsters who glow in the dark trustworthy?

>> No.43599414

>>43599376
As long as your geiger counter isn't going off.

>> No.43599417

>>43599376
No, they deny you privacy and do some evil shit.

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>>43599414
and if it is?

>> No.43599550

>>43599459
Danger, but also big 80's hair.

>> No.43599622

>>43599059
Looks like a cozy place.

>> No.43599640

>>43599246
I'm not scamming anyone. I will pet her, I swear but I'm scared

>> No.43599666

remember to confirm which type of badger your meeting anons

>> No.43599678

> vgh... I made Harpylen big...

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>>43597980
>learn necromancy
>craft badass skeletal armor
>craft badass skeletal dragon armor
>awaken dragon zombie
>she doesn't want to be dragon mount and terrorize the living kingdoms
>she just wants to cuddle
damn lizard had one job

>> No.43599787

>>43599763
she'll be going to the nearest zombie shelter, away from weirdos like (You)

>> No.43599793

>>43599763
I've read almost the exact same post maybe five times.

>> No.43599798
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How do I get my blood back from a vamp mosquito?

>> No.43599801

>>43599363
don't report my posts.

>> No.43599802

>>43599798
too late, you've been TIPPED

>> No.43599808

>>43597980
I'm going to wear a shirt that has "I'm with the mere lizard" written on it in Dragonia so the dragons there have to pick between their dignity or staying single if they want to grab me

>> No.43599828

>>43599798
Slice her in half with a katana. If that doesn't work you should slap her ass with a fly swatter.

>> No.43599836

>>43599798
Use a syringe to take HER blood, see how she likes that.

>> No.43599899

Which monster girl do you want to hug the most?

>> No.43599907

>>43599899
Something covered head to toe in fur, possibly larger than me.

>> No.43599934

>>43599899
Jinko that I'd marry.

>> No.43599944
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>>43599899
That fluff was made to hide from the world in

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>>43599899
This one!

>> No.43599954

>>43599899
I'd hug Deruella and tell her everything is gonna be ok, she'll get a husband one day.

>> No.43599955

>>43599899
A motherly demon.
Or the one I drew. Seriously it was the first time I was actually found my drawing attractive.

>> No.43599957

>>43597980
Need a big butt loli dragon to kiss and grope

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>>43599952
Needs hug rewarding!!

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>>43599899
Big Scary Ancient Evil

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>>43596968
Please don't forget to pick up your new Nureonago wife at baggage claim after returning home after visiting Zipangu.

>> No.43600003

Better update the patreon tomorrow.

>> No.43600016

>>43599968
Bonus points if they've never been hugged before and eventually, stubbornly admit that they enjoy it

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>>43599899
jubjub wings look very soft

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>>43599899
>>43599968 this but fox.

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>>43599968
I'd desperately hug an ancient evil while telling my party to run. That way I look like I'm brave and not a degen

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>>43599899
Bunyip, naturally.

>> No.43600080

>>43600051
>Ancient evil in the middle of a grand speech about her plans
>You walk up to her and pull her into a deep hug
>She gradually gets quieter before falling silent
>She remains frozen in the same position for a few seconds
>She then slowly reciprocates your hug

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>>43596945
Those tails are stronger than what you might expect, be careful.

>> No.43600121

>>43600083
Imagine a gyaru succubus cutely wrapping her tail around your wrist while asking you out.
You'd try to reject her and leave but your wrist would feel like it's iron-chained to a brick wall.
Succs are scary.

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>> No.43600127

>>43600083
>That moment when you get leglocked, armlocked, winglocked AND tail locked
100% guaranteed conception, but it's difficult to make her lose her composure to such a degree.

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>>43599965
!!

>> No.43600157

>>43600121
The look on her face while she drags you back to her by your wrist would insta loss me

>> No.43600164

>>43600127
>armlocked, leglocked and tail locked from behind
You now have a succ backpack who can use her wings to greatly reduce your fall speed.

>> No.43600172

>>43600164
If she can still fly like this, it's even cooler.

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>>43600164
"Nuh-uh, I'd just start falling for her instead."
-An an excerpt from my new self-rape guide: 101 Cheesy Lines to Make Monsters Blush, on sale wherever shitty books are sold

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Reminder that a hebi has already claimed you

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heavy ordinance ahead

>> No.43600233

>>43600191
If there's a Shirohebi after me, I hope she's very buff.

>> No.43600237

>call my kiki and shog maid front and center to the living room
>tell them both I have a big surprise
>they're brimming with excitement, they must think I mean I'm finally going to fuck them
>instead I open a door and my new Automaton steps in wearing the maid dress I put on her
>inform kiki and shog that they are both relieved of their duties and to pack their bags, and that Maidbot here is their replacement
>fawn over how Maidbot is primed for efficiency and can do their job faster and better
>kiki and shog's face when

>> No.43600243

>>43600040
big stonkin' ears

>> No.43600251

>>43600121
>The tip of her tail pushing against the back of your head so it's close enough to hers for kissing
>Massaging your muscles with her tail alone
And more! Oh the possibilities!

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>>43600233
Unwise wish

>> No.43600286

>>43600260
She gets her arms thicker and she's perfect.

>> No.43600287

>>43599899
The saddest ones

>> No.43600291

>>43600260
Lamia really do have terrifying core strength.

>> No.43600293

>>43600178
With so many different kinds of monster girls, there's so many different kinds of pick-up lines at your disposal!

>> No.43600294

>>43600291
constrictor types doubly so

>> No.43600305

>>43600260
Dude, I can see her vagina.

>> No.43600313

>>43600305
i think that means you have to marry her now

>> No.43600335

>>43600313
I thought seeing a snake's lewd bits meant she was ruined for marriage.
Nothing about marrying her.

>> No.43600336

>>43600305
You'll be in it soon enough.

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>>43600291
>>43600293
Submit to the tightness and warmth of her coils, become her daki

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>> No.43600369

>>43600336
Hebi's gonna unbirth me?

>> No.43600372

>>43600363
I see a large chitin spider, I'm scared.
I see a small fluffy spider, I wanna pet.

>> No.43600380

>>43600369
Yes.

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>>43600372
>Not wanting to get trapped in the large spiders webs as her perpetual prey
Weak

>> No.43600386

>>43600372
one year ushi backpack
next year ushi bulldozer

>> No.43600387

>>43600384
Your patreon bucks at work.

>> No.43600389

>>43600350
>Constrictor lamia who needs to use far less effort to restrain you
>And you're allowed that much less wiggle room
Scary

>> No.43600393

>>43600380
But I don't want to die.

>> No.43600409
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TOTAL BNNUY BREEDING.

Breed bnuuys. Impregnate bnuuys. Roundhouse cum into a bnuuy's womb. Slam dunk spunk into bnuuy wombs. Creampie fecund bnuuys. Cum on a bnuuy’s food. Launch the rocket in your pocket into bnuuys. Stir fry bnuuy insides with your cock. Ejaculate like a volcano in bnuuys. Dump baby batter into a bnuuy’s baby tank. Judo throw yourself into a bnuuy's pussy. Twist bnuuy nipples. Report unbred bnuuys to the Bnuuy Council. Prone bone fertile bnuuys. Love and protect pregnant bnuuys. Get baby trapped by bnuuys. Glaze bnuuys with seed. Bathe bnuuys in a vat of cum. Feed bnuuys. Hunt food for bnuuys. Glomp bnuuy booty with the intent of procreation. Put a baby in a bnuuy's oven. Make bnuuys mothers. Abortions now punishable by death for bnuuys. Toss all condoms into the garbage disposal. Drown bnuuys in warm sticky human cum. Moisturize bnuuys with baby batter. Feel your offspring kick in bnuuy wombs.

>> No.43600472

>>43600409
This is what happens when you let march hares access computers.

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Danuki, I want, to sniff your breath all of the time,
All day and all of the night!
All day and all of the night-time!
All day and all of the night!

>> No.43600477

>>43600409
But I don't want children

>> No.43600479

>>43600473
This is really late, are you slipping?

>> No.43600485

>>43600477
Say that to a monsters face anon, go ahead. Say it right in front of a priestess of Eros

>> No.43600492

>>43600477
Your are going to be a father to a LEGION of CUTE bnuuy daughters and your are going to LOVE it

>> No.43600507

>>43600479
Busy weekend.
I do have a bit of a life. Though I know that may be hard to believe.

>> No.43600511

>>43600477
Imagine not wanting to emulate the Great Khan by having enough descendants to qualify as a demographic.

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>>43600492
Breed bunnies you say?

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>>43600511
a tidal wave of slime shall descend upon the kingdoms of man

>> No.43600550

>>43600217
You could hide from her beneath her own tits.

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Where is mana stored? Hat, chest, butt, tummy, other?

>> No.43600558

>>43600485
I'm not afraid to voice how I feel. I'll shout it to a crowd if I need to
>>43600492
>>43600511
I just don't want to deal with children. That and I'd make a terrible father

>> No.43600559

>>43600535
Someone's doing a terrible job of breeding her if she's got all that yogurt on her chin.

>> No.43600564

>>43596933
>"Own a sword for manor defense, since that's what the Magna Carta intended. Four monster heathens break into my domicile. 'What in the Lord's name?!' As I grab my aventail bascinet and windlass arbalest. Punch a bolt through the first monstergirl, she's KO'd on the spot. Throw a pot of naft at the second mamono and miss entirely since it's a hand thrown grenade in the dark and burns down the neighbor's harvest causing them to starve in the winter. I have to resort to the pot of boiling oil at the top of the hay loft "Deus Lo Vult!" The boiling oil completely drenches two of the attacking monsters and cause them to scream in discomfort and inconvenience, despite their monster strength and regenerative abilities. Their screams of frustration frightens horses in nearby stables as they retreat, the cowardly beasts they are. I Draw the sword and charge the last terrified infidel monster! She bleeds and drains out life points in Yu-Gi-Oh style with no one to assist her since this is but a humble hamlet that worships and loves the Chief God AND swears fealty to the Church. As nobody gives a shit about a horrible monstergirl and she KO's... Ah! Just as the Magna Carta intended."

>> No.43600566

>>43600511
this is one of my goals in life, to make as amny wurms, bogies, and jabberwocks that they make a new land and become a holy land for the three

>> No.43600569

>>43600555
typically female casters channel ambient environmental mana as it's more available and efficient for them

>> No.43600572

>>43600555
el gorro, the hat, le chapeau, der Hut

>> No.43600573

>Defeat sally the mander
>Hog tie and blindfold her
>Scare her by going on about how you're going to end her life
>Cart her off to your home
>Scare her more by asking her if she wants her life to be ended quick and painless or slow and painful
>No matter her reply, you toss her on your bed
>Cuddle up to her like she's a body pillow
>"Well that's that, your old life has been ended. Welcome to your new life as my personal body pillow."
>Enjoy her reaction (probably a mix of confusion, relief, happiness, and anger)

>> No.43600590

>>43600544
Ceiling sex with slime girls sounds fun.

>> No.43600597

>>43600409
I'm sorry, I don't know what a 'bnuuy' is. I only breed bunnies.

>> No.43600600

Vampire comes up to me and says "Hey, morsel, how abou-"
I go "No. I will not be your husband."
Vampire starts crying because I didn't even let her do her chuuni villain monologue before rejecting her.
All bloodsuckers deserve this treatment.

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>"Monstergirls don't use guns? The Demon Realm Armies don't use guns and modern military hardware!? Battle Harpies and Dragons are offended at AH-64 Apache Helicopters and F-35s!?!?! *puff cigarette* What the hell kind of borderline no-guns and anti-gun bullshit are spouting anon? The Demon Realm Armies have been using modern 21st century military hardware and weapons for a long time now! We just use Demon Realm Silver and Demon Mana missiles, bombs and JDAMS with succubi nostrum instead!"

>> No.43600617

best mg for straddling_paizuri ?

>> No.43600620

>>43600597
bnuuy is the hyper form of a bunny, this form is unlocked if you ignore her for too long.

>> No.43600627

>>43600615
>>43600600
Cancerous posts.

>> No.43600628

>>43600555
In men, that's why the lolis are so good at magic.

>> No.43600630

>>43600615
I'd fuckin' love some realm silver bullets.

>> No.43600634

43600615
fuckin ew

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>>43600615

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>> No.43600668

Imagine being scared of a gun.

>> No.43600693

>>43600640
I’m now imagining a army of yandere Mamonos using high tech gadgets to break into a order capital city.

>> No.43600714

>>43600693
Remember, with monster girls, it's liberation, not subjugation!

>> No.43600756

>>43600653
i'm weak to red fox

>> No.43600761

You know thinking about it lizards and salamanders are kinda suicidal from wanting to fight almost all the time. Where what happens if a order soldier does infact kill her by accident from hatred alone, stupid reptiles.

>> No.43600771

>>43600761
her destiny was to be a lizard ghost

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Lilim appreciation post:
Lim hag sex. That is all.

>> No.43600803

>>43600799
put that on wikipedia.

>> No.43600810

>>43600771
>yo but rematch though

>> No.43600814

>>43600799
walking up to a hag lilim and asking her to suffocate me with her ass with no safeword

>> No.43600825

>>43600799
Walking up to a Lilim and holding her hand.

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Daily reminder that it’s your duty to turn catgirls into mothers!
Look at this cute momma cat

>> No.43600852

>>43600848
This is only true for endangered species like jinko. I'm not knocking up some basic bitch werecat because of "duty" or whatever.

>> No.43600857

>>43600852
Jinkos aren't endangered and I can prove i

>> No.43600860

>>43600555
Checked
Women ought to wear big hats

>> No.43600865

>>43600848
I turn spidergirls into spidermoms

>> No.43600866

>>43600852
>Anon starts getting a bunch of cats claiming they're rare and nearly extinct breeds
Sorry anon you have to breed them all

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>>43600865
Anon no! If you breed with a spider she'll make more spiders that kidnap and break human men, you wouldn't want to betray your race for a spider girl would you?

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>>43600848
JUST the catgirls? What about the other monster girls? Better go for them all.
>>43600896
>Anon no!
ANON YES.

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Succ

>> No.43600967

>>43600896
>kidnap and break human men
Spiders do not do this! They are consensual partners that want to help bring the family together (and make it larger)

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>>43600921
SUCC

>> No.43600975

>>43600908
Medussy needs the nut butter

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>>43600970
Succs

>> No.43600985

>>43600970
I would lose to a succ
They'd be so nice

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upset.

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Seal shirohebis

>> No.43601000

>be you
>father of succubus kid you have with your lim wife
>looking in your daughter's room while doing some spring cleaning
>open her closet and find a 19 year old dude from her school tied up in the closet and gagged, making whimpering noises as he looks at you with pleading eyes
>sounds almost like he's saying "help me" behind his gag
What do?

>> No.43601008

>>43601000
Ensure that he's been fed and watered recently, see if he has to use the bathroom, call his parents to let them know he's save, then close the closet.

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>>43600997
Unlock hebis!

>> No.43601020

>>43600997
That Hebi doesn’t seem normal might be a hybrid of a Apophis, so yeah she can stay in those chains for safety reasons.

>> No.43601051

>>43601000
Checked
Daughter is grounded
With her husband
We're going to have to talk to the in-laws

>> No.43601057

>>43601020
But who's safety?

>> No.43601061

>>43601057
My safety of course I don’t feel like having venom pumped into my body today.

>> No.43601067

>>43601017
can i unlock her in 30 minutes?

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>>43600997
>Seal shirohebis
UNSEAL Shirohebis!

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>>43601067
Only if you are able !

>> No.43601120

>>43601000
immediately repmind my daughter, i didn't teach her to be a shitty coward, i taught to say if she likes a man to tell him and to have kids with him if he says yes then show him to us.
She is getting grounded for being a coward, unlike her wurm sister who didnt hide the fact she got a boyfriend and he was ok with it as well, loving her cute mob face, loving personality and overall being cute dumb idiot, why cant my succ dauhghter be like her wurm daughter, proud of her parnter, but no, she has to kidnpa and be a deviant and hide it from the rest of the family. I thought i raised her better

>> No.43601140

>>43600384
I have arachnophobia to the point that if I saw a spider girl in front of me I'd get paralized from fear and/or faint. On one hand, that makes me super easy prety for spider girls. On the other, maybe they won't want to attack someone like me.

>> No.43601156

>>43599899
How do robots/automatons respond to hugs

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>>43601020
you worry too much

>> No.43601164

I only accept kurohebi

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>>43601140
Spiders are nothing to be afraid of, anon. Not even the arachne hiding in your room. The one with wings.

>> No.43601183

>>43601156
great confusion, most dont even know what love is

>> No.43601188

>>43600967
Spider propaganda! They are sadistic girls that want to ruin men and make them addicted to their love, do not trust them

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>>43596970
There's something in the water at that shrine I swear.
I don't want to hear a damn thing about "plenty of faith."

>> No.43601202

>>43601140
Me too anon, I feel like I'm spider bait. I'm also very submissive and VERY sensitive. If I got caught in ones web it'd be over for me, I'd squirm and wriggle as soon as she touched me even though I wouldn't want to

>> No.43601210

>>43601156
They pin you down and use their cock-milker 3000 to drain you of cum and cuddle you while you bathe in the afterglow

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>>43596933
are bug girls welcomed here

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>>43601229
Yes. Bug girls should be welcomed everywhere, preferably with parades and much fanfare for the princesses they are.

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>>43601183
>most dont even know what love is
>anon doesn't know either
What happens next?

>>43601210
>They pin you down and use their cock-milker 3000 to drain you of cum
wow I just wanted to hug them...

>> No.43601286

>>43601257
Hugging while both parties are single is a proposal anon, should ask before hugging

>> No.43601287

>>43600535
Oh shit is that new Venefica art? Got a link?

>> No.43601289

>>43601174
>spider with wings
It's like you want me to have a heart attack

>> No.43601295

>>43601257
they go on the most awarkad and damn near loveless date but in their eyes, its a little romantic and their hearts strat beating a little faster but everyone else is cringing

>> No.43601297

how does kiki deal with a gang of devilbugs living in a guts apartment?

>> No.43601298

>>43601286
Isn't asking also a proposal

>> No.43601303

>>43601297
toss 'em out obviously, they are pests after all

>> No.43601321

>>43601257
robutt

>> No.43601324

>>43599376
Not if they are with the government.

>> No.43601326

>>43601295
>There's a succubus on the background screaming "Just fucking kiss already you retards"

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Dog

>> No.43601333

It is a little known fact that succubi have knightly orders akin to paladins.
The Ladies of Chastity are known to contain their lust and lasciviousness until they find and claim a man they love, practicing day after day to be ready to claim him.

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>>43601330
woof woof

>> No.43601343

>>43601257
I like those robot designs. MGE automaton does nothing to me and the most well known android, 2B, is just a normal looking girl. These are the perfect mix.

>> No.43601347
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>>43601343
it's a little on the boring side

>> No.43601382

>>43601326
>hfw they both ask what is "to kiss"

>> No.43601386

>>43601330
Wow. It really is a dog eat dog world out there.

>> No.43601387

>>43601382
At that point the succubus should just rape them both to be honest

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>>43601386
Dogs

>> No.43601411

>>43601387
>tfw they understand carnal desires now but now what is this feeling in their chests
>the three are thrown into miss cupids class for the loveless to learn what is love

>> No.43601413

The MGC feds don't like it when I fly the Don't Tread On Me flag on my lawn well too bad, I don't bend to no godless government commies that wanna take my freedoms away and force me to get married and raped against my will. The government is infested with Demon feds who wanna take my rights away but if they want them they'll have to come and take it, I got guns and I will stand up for my rights commies.

>> No.43601420

its weird that a lot more setting nowadays have succubuses.

>> No.43601422

>>43601413
>yfw the guns become setinet and are bound to you as well as able to become humanoid

>> No.43601425

>>43601408
>When your hell wife and chesh wife are fighting over who gets to rape you first, and mrs bicorn has to play mediator.

>> No.43601426

>>43601420
Succubi are playing in it for the long haul.

>> No.43601437
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>>43601420
DL psyops

>> No.43601439

>>43601413
Meanwhile I am across the street with my Hellwife and rebel flag laughing at you while I collect welfare and she pumps out hellpups for more welfare.

>> No.43601441

>>43601420
>Succubuses
>Succu-BUS-es
Succubi on a Bus?

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>> No.43601465

>>43601295
I think its cute they just take it slower than other couples

>> No.43601473

>>43601369
Why is this automaton so smug?

>> No.43601490

>>43601473
she knows that you like her exposed and lewd gears

>> No.43601510
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>>43601413
Uh-oh, looks like pranksters have messed with your flag, Anon!

>> No.43601515

>>43596933
Attention peasants, the war goes on.

The Empire continues it's glorious fight against Monsters that threaten humanity.

This is a call for conscription. Young, able-bodied men will be conscripted to help fight in the war effort.

The war fronts are as follows.

1. Beast Girl Hordes surge in greater and greater numbers, while previously sticking to the odd village raid. They are now amassing into larger forces under the rule of Warchiefs. Each of these Warchiefs are following the orders of a mysterious Warlord. A Monster Girl who's identity remains unknown, known only by her title 'The Blood Tiger'. You will be sent to this front to reinforce the camps, outposts and forts in the plains outskirts. Where your discipline and training will provide you the advantage over the unorganized Beast Girl Hordes, despite them vastly outnumbering you. There is nothing to fear, for they are a rabble of unkempt savages. The fall of Castle Evergreen was purely due to misfortune and a failure in leadership and discipline.

2. The Oceans of the world belong to The Empire. This is a fact that the Monsters who inhabit these oceans need to be reminded of. You will be serving in the great Empire Navy. The trade routes that have been plundered by Shark Pirates are being wrestled back, and the supposed Underwater Kingdoms quake in fear at the approach of our great fleets. You will act as crew, escorting supply vessels to other fronts, or perhaps manning great dreadnoughts, with rows of cannons ready to fire. Scout vessels are also in high demand, as to find the cause of the disappearance of several large fleets, most likely caused by freak storms that have occurred in the sea as of late.

3. The Undead walk the earth once more! Or so a frightened beggar might wail. The lack of news from the cities and towns to the far North is concerning, but no cause for alarm. Our fine leaders of the Paladin Brotherhood claim it is just a minor Undead uprising, likely caused by a cowardly practitioner of the Dark Arts. That being said, the Paladin Brotherhood is looking for recruits from our great army and YOU have been chosen, congratulations squire! The Undead shall be driven back into their graves once more. Any rumors of the uprising being supported by the ancient Vampire Aristocracy that was defeated centuries ago are false. Sightings of Liches leading hordes of the Undead are more likely the wild imaginations of frightened villagers. This is a good time to test the mettle of several recruits. A time for the Paladin Brotherhood to attain glory.

>> No.43601524

>>43601515
4. Previous reports of 'An incredibly powerful Wyvern' to the lands of the east, have been re-assessed. It is in fact an incredibly powerful Dragon, several centuries old and set on a path of conquest. Reptilian Monster Girls flock to her banner, Lamia, Lizard and Salamander alike. Though the Empire may have been slow to react due to the threat of such a force. The time to strike back has come! The craggy wastelands and volcanic regions shall be taken back, so that the mining operations may resume and wealth continues its flow back into the capital. Take heart soldier, for what greater glory is there than a man who has slain a Dragon? It could be YOUR glory!

5. The lands to the north, the snow-capped peaks and tundra there, have been slowly re-taken by a harsh winter. The Glacies, Wendigos, Yetis, Ice Wolves and other monsters of the area have become more and more aggressive, leading to some towns being lost. You will act as guards to protect the region, patrolling the labyrinth of mountain passes and dense forests to remove any Monster threats so that trade may start once more, unmolested. Rumors of an Ice Queen becoming angry of the encroaching on her cold domain are best kept to yourself, or told to children among the rest of the fairy-tales you might know of. Don't worry about the cold soldier, you'll be sent plenty of blankets!

6. The Inquisition is seeking to take in more recruits! Many citizens of the Capital and larger cities are suspected of the terrible crime of Heresy. It will be your job as junior investigators to draw out corruption and snuff it out. Demonic influence will not be tolerated in the heart of the Empire. Remain vigilant as you patrol the streets and alleyways. The fight against Demons is going smoothly, we need only to stamp out the remaining threats. As Grand Inquisitor Gerald announced recently:

'The Demonic forces are not a threat, my fellow people, all is well, continue about your business. Everything will be fine.'

could anyone truly doubt such reassuring claims?

>> No.43601529

sounds very homosexual
didnt read lmao, now fuck off with your word salad

>> No.43601545
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Evil...?

>> No.43601558

>>43601545
shoulders too wide

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>> No.43601565
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>43601515
>43601524

>> No.43601566

>>43601524
I liked it.

>> No.43601572
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How do I unreform an ancient evil who renounced her evil ways? She was so much hotter back then

>> No.43601578

>>43601572
I dunno, that reformed evil looks pretty cute.

>> No.43601584

>>43601572
u telling me her being a nun aint sex and not make you want to take her and do what the good book says and be fruitful and multiply anon?
You sound like need some talks with the local sister, Sister Nottafallen Aneglica

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>>43601545
Every species is more fun with a little bit of evil.

>>43601560
Cute!

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>>43601515
I will bravely volunteer defend the outskirts and frontiers from the Beast Girl Horde menace. I'll take multiple on at the same time, even!

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Art of Dying...!
https://youtu.be/fCf-27sbEFU

>> No.43601637

>>43601560
DOG.

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>>43596933

>> No.43601663

>>43601659
Bitch Squad hate them all Druella needs to sort them out.

>> No.43601669
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Protege nos qui vitam frugalem agimus
O terra nostra, dona nobis perpetua bona
O calida lux quae regulat matutinam quietem
Dormientem illuminat, o caelum nostrum

Protege nos qui vitam frugalem agimus
Dona nobis perpetua bona, o terra nostra
Protege nos qui vitam frugalem agimus
Dona nobis perpetua bona, o caelum nostrum (4x)

Dona nobis perpetua bona (2x)

O terra aeterna qua pulcher sol matutinus oritur, dona nobis perpetua bona
(O terra ae-terna qua pul-cher sol ma-tu-ti-nus o-ri-tur, do-na no-bis perpe-tua bo-na)
O terra aeterna, dona nobis perpetua bona

Protege nos qui vitam frugalem agimus
Dona nobis perpetua bona, o terra nostra
Protege nos qui vitam frugalem agimus
Dona nobis perpetua bona, o caelum nostrum

>> No.43601671

>>43601490
>After being caught staring at her, you admitted that you were a little curious about her internals, how it worked and looked in motion etc
>Then she offered to swap her external parts for see-through versions
>Unbeknownst to the both of you, your curiosity would slowly change her behavior overtime
>Your reaction when she notices you staring at her internals changes her smile to be more smug.
>Goading you stare more and more
>One particular day, she held you close, forcing you to look closer.
>Wait, did she always have a womb installed?

>> No.43601681

>>43601669
I want the dumb animal heads angel.

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>>43596933

>> No.43601723
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>>43596933
Cutscene in a Monstergirl-made videogame: The Order's Grand Inquisitor, the antagonist big bad of the game and story. Having a moment with one of the protagonist's Mamono friend. This cutscene is also a serves as tragic backstory for said protagonist's Mamono friend.

>> No.43601726

what is it, homosexual powerhour?

>> No.43601755

>>43601726
>homosexual
id be down with taking the genderschange potion and doing yuri play with my mg.

>> No.43601762

>>43601726
/tg/ thread got archived maybe? This is giving me /tg/ vibes where they only really think of tragedies.

>> No.43601763

THIS JUST IN: An absolute madman has been rampaging through the MGC Maid Academy since this morning. Witnesses reportedly saw the man inconspicuously enter the Academy only to then reveal several jugs of orange juice he carried inside with him. The man proceeded to send the entire Academy into an uproar, running from room to room, spilling orange juice everywhere and staining as much furniture and carpet as he could. The police ordered an evacuation and the maids and headmasters on scene have expressed their outcry for the outrageous, terrorist attack the man has launched! They claim there has never been an incident so terrible before in the Academies history, and that they will be feeling the pain of the attack and all the carpets it ruined for years to come.
Concurrently, the police have setup several blockades around the Academy and an elite team of Automatons is being prepared to enter and apprehend the terrorist before he can spill orange juice all over every last room in the Academy.

>> No.43601781

>>43601755
And now you’re a alp forever, there is consequences for stupidity.

>> No.43601796

>>43601669
>>43601681
Be truthful. WITH mamono mana, can you or will you be willing to date and make love to Bible Accurate Angel now a cuter girl, BUT still retains those features like the multiple wings, multiple eyes, multiple flaming wings and eyes. And even the animal heads bundled with the cute and pretty face?

>> No.43601798
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>> No.43601801

>>43601798
Combat Cat

>> No.43601806

Nobody and I mean nobody, not even the most radical and or zealous of Zipangese people ever want to talk about Zipangu's Sakoku Decree of 1635...

>> No.43601807

>>43601801
Canterberry Combat Cat

>> No.43601810

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that Ryu shrines have a private hot spring useable only by the most trusted members and the Ryu herself.
Strangely enough, only the Ryu can select which man is allowed in.

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>>43601796
Probably not, but mainly because I'm a beastgirls-biased kinda guy.
So the demons always have an advantage what with the goats and hounds.

>> No.43601829

>>43601545
is the better flavor

>> No.43601831

>>43601796
The Cherubim would probably be like a chimera but with heads where they have the head of a human girl, the head of a minotaur girl, the head of a harpy and finally the head of a lion girl where they would probably be the second multi headed girl if the hydra becomes a thing..

>> No.43601832

>>43597716
>anon's "vienna sausage" disappears into a ghoul's mouth
>*insert loud slurping and sucking noises*
>anon's extra-large, extra-girthy kielbasa slides free afterwards

>> No.43601834

>>43601723
>the pic
>Order Grand Inquisitor

So the Order Inquisition's Grand Inquisitor is a fierce but still pretty and young enough woman. What monstergirl do these type of Order broads turn into? It'd be sexy to see all that conviction, zeal and faith turn into despair, eventual lust and even desire to be a wife to a lonely single man once they become a much lovely and friendlier and kinder monstergirl.

>> No.43601841

>>43601834
Probably dragons and ogres.

>> No.43601850
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>>43601796
I've thought about how sex with a lot of monster girls would work, and you know what? I might.

>> No.43601852

>>43601834
Dark priest or demon for maximum subversion, but something like a lizardman could be nice.

>> No.43601862

>>43601850
Slimes might be the hardest, ironically.
How are you supposed to get anything done when there's no leverage to be had? Your hand/arm goes right through 'em.

>> No.43601867

Despite the /tg/ and trolls, I've been thinking of a story to write, and wanted to make sure it wasn't too edgy before writing it
Basically
>after the fall of Lescatie, humanity falls into disarray
>the church of the Chief God splinters and human kingdoms break out into '30 year's war' style chaos
>all mamono are horrified by the violence, it becomes every monster's duty to stop the violence and save as many lives as possible
>but it also becomes a scramble for husbands amongst the different factions of mamono. Tensions begin to grow between the lilims and other factions
>meanwhile the Chief God isn't entirely out of the picture either...
Does that sound okay?

>> No.43601870

>>43601413
>Anon was found a few days later snuggling up to his new demon wife sleeping with a gidy smile on his face

>> No.43601874

>>43601867
Sounds interesting, but remember this setting is primarily a hugbox

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>>43601862
Shogs don't have such weaknesses

>> No.43601896

>>43601874
Got it, there'd be some side story of an anon, drafted to fight, about to die in a hopeless charge, only to be saved by the last minute intercession of mamono, and falls in love with a monstergirl who's just trying to make things right. From there maybe the reader can get the full picture?

>> No.43601949

>>43601896
Yeah that'll work, just remember be very careful mge fans especially on here are a bit...neurotic

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>>43601862
Well, they do most the work while you're mostly submerged within themselves. Not much movement needed on your end.

>> No.43601993

>>43601949
I wouldn't go that far. I like MGT and the chan communities around MGE

>> No.43601996

>>43601841
>>43601852
It HAS to be something special. After all, this is a-or THE Grand Inquisitor of The Order. Inquisitors and members of the Inquisition are a cut above most members and faithful of The Order. After all, Inquisitors are genuinely religious and faithful but are also the absolute most zealous and loyal to the faith and church. So its not easy for most Inquisitors to fall into corruption and lust to most lesser and common monstergirls.. And even when Inquisitors get captured and pumped full of mamono mana it will take who-knows-how long for them to Heart Pupil and become incubi or monsterize.

But The Grand Inquisitor or anyone ambitious, loyal and fervent enough to rise and be the Grand Inquisitor, leader of The Order's Inquisitorum. It has to take absolute fanatical loyalty and faith and radicalism for someone like a Grand Inquisitor to most likely resist outright corruption from even a Lilim without being beaten in hard combat and their defenses lowered. I know I'm rambling and might be accused of /tg/ faggotry, but if something like a "Grand Inquisitor of The Order's Inquisition" did become a thing in MGE as some big bad antagonist badguy villain/villainess. They're the type of characters who are genuinely, absolutely and fanatically loyal and true to their beliefs, religion and values. The Grand Inquisitor most likely is a powerful individual who's a beast of a veteran, peerless combatant and probably has powerful (holy) magic too. And can withstand corruption from most common mamono means and has to be beaten through some rather tense battle for corruption and monsterization/incubization to start affecting them.

Again, I might be accused of /tg/ faggotry. But I am saying a guy or hopefully gal like "The Grand Inquisitor" will and should be beaten and fall into monsterization in the end. It just has to be really special since a character like that has some sort of big deal antagonist to overcome.

>> No.43601999

Black harpies were kinda cool

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>>43601996
Your knightwank + autism gives you away.

>> No.43602011

>>43601996
Who's to say they'd submit to monsterize?

>> No.43602016

>>43601999
Were?!

>> No.43602035

>>43601996
They become chaos monsters maybe? Idk I know there’s Lilims but who cares about Lilims they’re old news.

>> No.43602037

>>43602016
You know what he’s talking about if you’ve been here more than a month.

>> No.43602040
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Staying cool?

>> No.43602042

>>43601886
Everyone seems to think that shogs are slimes, but they're really twisting, writhing flesh.

>> No.43602044

>>43602040
It's 6 degrees celsius out right now so yeah

>> No.43602049

>>43602010
>knightwank

Maybe I do like a cool fight where my favorite monster beats even the most powerful and devout of Order-fags and enlighten said Order-fags with the power of love.

>> No.43602054

>>43602042
They are in fact sexualized humanoid amoebas of otherworldly.

>> No.43602060

>gremlin boss caught me sleeping on the job again in the back of the warehouse
>promises me that I've messed up for the last time and that she'll "handle me"
Damn it, I screwed up man, I can't get fired again, this is the only job I could land! I won't have an income, I'm gonna be homeless!

>> No.43602064

>>43602060
Well why did you sleep on the job?

>> No.43602068

>>43602060
Just don't sleep on the job anon
Be an adult here

>> No.43602075

>>43602064
>>43602068
When the Gremlin boss gets an order to fill I have to load it into the delivery trucks with the forklift. But she's only gotten two orders the last three days so nothing happens all day long for the rest of my shift. What am I supposed to do, stare at the walls for several hours? I didn't think a little nap would hurt in this big empty warehouse, this shit isn't fair! She knows it too! Maybe if there was work I wouldn't be sleeping! I'm gonna lose my job and I didn't even do anything wrong man!

>> No.43602081

>>43602042
protoplasm doesn't need to be a distinct family

>> No.43602082
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>>43596933
Today, in a Hakutaku's classroom lesson:

>Wuxia be like:
>Emperor Chou Mao reigns under the mandate of heaven for 80 years while things stay the same, peace is everywhere exept for constant cases of northern tribes raiding chinese villages and shitting in their ricebags, Waco Pirates wreking trade ships and stealing the equivalent of 1M US dollars in silver, and a yellow river flood that drowns 10.000.001 farmers each year, art is made and scientists make technology on accident to try to bulge the emperor's cock veins,carful though as the emperor's cock veins are rumored by philosopher Xue Hua Piao Piao to have control of the universe and its movement
>Emperor dies by a stroke, poison, and a knife in his back in that order
>New 12-year-old-son Lao Shi is now emperor of china, his concubine mom Cao Ni Ma successfully persuades him to give her the rule of China
>Population is enraged by this news
>Retarded local wizard Baichi Zhan starts the red socks rebellion against the throne, while 9999 feudal lords all declare the Mandate of Heaven.
>7th warring states period begins, 900 years pass
>General Wu Tau Tang and his Flying Tigers army declared war on the 12 princes of the Golden Dragon kingdom out of the belief that they had lost the Mandate of Heaven. Their armies met at the Heavenly Gate of the Eastern Dragon.
><Death toll: 30+ million
><20,000 to 30,000 civilians were eaten
><Decisive Tang strategic victory

>> No.43602091

>>43602060
>>43602075
>working for a gremlin
Shouldn't have made that mistake boy, Gremlins are notorious for being mean and firing you over the little things. If you ever get a job again don't work for a Gr*mlin.

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>>43602082
What's this about Flying Tigers?

>> No.43602103

>>43602091
I'll never work for another Gremlin again so long as I continue to draw breath, if I ever get another job. Fucking green little cat bitches...

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>> No.43602179

About elves:
>If she's brown, you'll never frown.
>If she's white, it's every night.
>If she's charcoal, you missed the goal.

>> No.43602191

>>43602016
Meant to say are. Autocorrect on phone is retarded when I use my stylus

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>> No.43602231

>getting wing hugs from multiple black harpies

>> No.43602240

i want to get swept away in a jubjub stampede

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>the modern/current day automaton Jiiiiis at you

>> No.43602248

>>43599763
>make armor out of dragon bones
>get dragon zombie/living armor hybrid wife
>normally lazy and content to just snuggle you while you walk around
>summons a spectral dragon around you whenever you're in danger
>or being talked to by a single woman

>> No.43602249

>>43600653
>when fox's burger was too spicy

>> No.43602255

>>43602244
>bro she's totally a monster girl I swear I'm not off-topic
fuck off GFLtard

>> No.43602293

>>43602240
You're going to get covered in lewd juices and fluffy feathers, it might as well be a lynching.

>> No.43602313

Harpies are the way to go if you're unable to feed yourself to a sandworm

>> No.43602330
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>>43602313
>was getting caught a part of your plan?

>> No.43602346

>>43602330
Yes, either I get caught in sandworm-chan's mouth and eaten. Or I get caught and carried off to the nest by some harpies. Win win.

>> No.43602359

black harpy hooker rate:
1 day of lewd and companionship for 1 day of room and board
can be hired for as long as you like, even a lifetime

>> No.43602367

>>43602359
none of the girls are one night stands. it's marriage or nothing

>> No.43602370 [DELETED] 

>>43602359
Can I skip the """prostitution""" role play part and just put a finger on her uhh... talon? leg?

>> No.43602385

>>43602370
That kind of behavior will land you in prison, anon
Do you really want to me stuck with prison gang black harpies?

>>43602367
It's a shocking statistic, but 100% of men who hire a girl for even just 1 night end up hiring her for life.

>> No.43602393

>>43602385
>It's a shocking statistic, but 100% of men who hire a girl for even just 1 night end up hiring her for life.
Black harpies using them brain skills to capture foolish men, those sneaky black birds.

>> No.43602402

>>43602393
They are the smartest of all harpies after all

>> No.43602418

>bedding made from your harpy wife's down

>> No.43602427

>>43602418
Your harpy wife should be your bed

>> No.43602450
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>> No.43602454

>>43602427
She's my blanket

>> No.43602458

>>43601993
Then you've not been around them long enough to see what they do.

>> No.43602471

>>43602458
If you're talking about bunkerfags and their witch hunts, they exposed the mick and turned him into a laughing stock and that alone makes them alright in my books

>> No.43602479

>>43602471
Oh, I see you are one the neurotics.

>> No.43602482

>>43602330
What did he do to end up in sky jail, not properly thank the mail harpy?

>> No.43602489

>>43602471
>Bunkerfags
Should have called the sharty, they would actually make sure to publicly shame him. They actually managed to force a confession on twitter and left shit on a target's front door.

>> No.43602493

>>43602427
In a way, she is

>> No.43602502
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43602502

Beastgirls are likely to become aggressive or moody if not given appropriate amounts of attention.

>> No.43602559

I want to wrestle a flaming salamander in fundoshi and then rape her!!!!!

>> No.43602575

I feel like a eldritch abomination, no Mamono would want to deal with me.

>> No.43602601

please help the kitsune orphan girls i was taking care of broke into my level up potion stash and now they all have 9 tails and are closing in my location

>> No.43602603

>>43602482
Shoot a dragon with a Stinger

>> No.43602626

>>43602559
>maegashitter anon somehow manages to get a match against yokozuna Sariimando for the summer Basho
>tries to impress her by throwing a massive fistful of ritual salt all over the dohyo
>slips and eats shit from all the floor salt during the tachi-ai, losing the match in a record 0.5 seconds
>is sent tumbling down to juryo to wrestle greenworms until he can grind enough kachi-koshis to rise back to the makuuchi division and resume his maegashittery

>> No.43602627

>>43602575
>Tsunderanon
>Rarity: 2 stars
>Whether out of a misguided sense of undesirability, or just playing hard-to-get, these men wear a disbelieving countenance that quickly crumbles under pressure.
>Suggested Approach: Rape (duh)

>> No.43602672

>>43602627
>Rarity: 2 stars
Hey thats too high! Don't you know some people have to pad out the bottom tiers no one cares about?

>> No.43602706

What's the rarity of suicidal anon?

>> No.43602719

>>43602706
Common bogey bait

>> No.43602728
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>schizo anon sperg out again
>Rata feel hot

>> No.43602759

>>43602603
>dragon falls down
>starts crying from all the paper cuts the shrapnel inflicted
>then her mother flies down to check what happened
You WILL marry the young dragon as an apology

>> No.43602843

>van pulls up next to me
>has "free video games" written on the side in spray paint
>baphomet rolls down the window and looks at me, witch in the passenger seat next to her
>"Hey adult human, you want some free Elder Rings and gaming consoles? We have plenty in the back! Hii hii hii!"
>star power walking off as fast as I can, eventually turn walking into sprinting full blast after a block or two
Shit was the scariest experience I ever had man...

>> No.43602846
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43602846

>>43602627
TsundereAnon for the TsundereSpider.

>> No.43602858

>>43602759
Yes but I mere'd her

>> No.43602865

>>43602858
Yes, I'm sure her max lvl mother angrily staring you down to the altar had nothing to do with it

>> No.43602870

Would you like centaurs better if they laid eggs?

>> No.43602878

>>43599990
This art is gorgeous.
Wifeslime is the the best Zipangu girl when it comes to happy married life.

>> No.43602881

I for one would like to say that the rumors about tanukis wiping their bums with benjamins are completely false! That is a horrible waste of money! Tanukis are cheap and buy 1-ply toilet paper thats why their buttholes are always red itchy and irritated!

>> No.43602882

>>43602870
Didn’t you ask this question two days ago or so I don’t think the issue is with laying eggs.

>> No.43602883

>>43602865
>Stingers are shoot and forget
Well if I have more than one Stinger missile I can try to shoot the mom too and capture the daughter...

>> No.43602891

>>43602881
Is this a callout to shove my cock up their buttholes?

>> No.43602903

>>43602883
Brat got some papercuts because she didn't have all the scales hardened yet, mom won't even feel it.
Remember that AA missiles have almost zero penetration power unlike your OTHER weapon they want and dragons are flying tanks.

>> No.43602907

>>43602891
it's for her health, anon!

>> No.43602915

>>43602907
Yeah and my dick will get rid of the itch.

>> No.43602918

>>43602903
Even the DS variant?
Fuuuuuuuggg

>> No.43602940

>>43602918
You can also save a shitload of money by incapacitating the young one in another way, by walking up to her and asking her out for a date
it's 120.000$ military-industrial complex contraption vs 200$ dinner

>> No.43602952

>>43602940
But I won't mere'd her that way. I need to beat her while being weak

>> No.43603046

>>43602882
And I asked it again because I forgot to post my picture with it.

>> No.43603061
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>>43602940
>military-industrial complex contraption
Must I remind you heartbleeds that Danukis and Creeping Coins and politically savvy Lilims also participate in the military-industrial complex and War Economy.

>> No.43603089

>>43596933
Want to attract /pol/tard Zipangu monstergirls? Just go to Zipangu or just visit a Zipangese messenge and image website and start talking about "The Vision Hunt Decree." So many /pol/tard or /pol/ack monstergirls start going into an autistic fit about a crime-against-humanity that according to them; never ever happened. Or was "justified."

>> No.43603125

>>43603061
I love my demon silver AA twin linked machine gun. Shooting mail bird is fun

>> No.43603134

>>43603061
I think they would be more into romantic-erotic industrial complex, but who knows

>> No.43603413
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43603413

So tired

>> No.43603467

>>43603413
Okay genuine question why is there a random soldier in the Alice story I don’t remember that being a thing.
But speaking of Alices I wonder if the original aka the human Alice is in MGE or that we are “Alice” on some strange meta stuff or possibly the original Alice is a human boy named AL who is now married to the queen of hearts.
Don’t know just somewhat writing a small hypothetical story going off the original Alice in wonderland plot and mixing it with MGE but Alice this time is a human boy and all the other characters are monster girls.

>> No.43603480
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>>43603125
> Down 4 harpies with your AA gun.
> Next day all the mailbirds are replaced with armored valkyries.
> You get arrested and put on trial for attempted murder since those 4 girls you hit all ended up crashing into the ground and getting hospitalized.
> Quickly found guilty due to unfair CSI: Mamono bullshit.
> Exiled to Old Country Correction.
> In Old Country, you serve Kiki!

>> No.43603494

>>43603467
Based schizoanon going to Alice

>> No.43603513

>>43601996
Otoh she has spent her whole career becoming an expert on all forms of mamono seduction techniques - to be on the alert for them ofc - it's only a fine line into falling into the same depravity herself...
(Nietzsche's 'abyss staring')
She's going to heart-pupil into the Filthiest Succubus ever, after just the slightest mana-stimulation.

>> No.43603525

>>43603494
I was more asking the context of the photo of where it came from because I’ve seen the picture before years ago and forgot if it was from a actual scene from a game about Alice in Wonderland or not. Since I know there was a couple of Alice in Wonderland games that came out back then.

>> No.43603537

>>43602882
Tfy Anon sees how loose the hosspussy gets after squeezing out a foal-sized hard egg.
>fuckoffno(yous)forthatfuckwit

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>>43603413
>>43603467
>>43603525

>> No.43603557

>>43603551
No I wasn’t asking for the vore monster I don’t see how people want to wife up that “thing”.

>> No.43603563

>>43602918
/k/fag here - most Manpads warheads are frag pieces smaller and lower velocity than pistol projos, they rely on making small tears in thin alloy skins of jets that then peel back under high speed air pressure
>to a hovering Merelizard, its not much more than scattered dispersed 00-buckshot = fuckall just scratches and enraged/horny
Enjoy the wedding.

>> No.43603565

>>43603537
That centaur egg dude is weird as fuck, but I at least kinda respect it. If you really like centaurs and think egg-laying is hot, well, that's the solution--centaurs who lay eggs. What other setting can possibly cater to that kind of fetish?
Also, both Monster Musume and Interspecies Reviewers did a "the harpy character lays an egg--erotically" episode, so that must at least KINDA be a thing? Maybe in Japan? I don't get that one at all. It's just confusing to me.

>> No.43603569

>>43603525
It's from black souls, a game where all fairy tale characters are actually lovecraftian gods. Alice is a Nyarlathotep and can create copies of herself or something

>> No.43603586

>>43603569
Never played the game but yeah I could tell at least with the knight was either from dark souls or Bloodborne just more thought it was a crossover so I wasn’t sure.

>> No.43603600

>>43603565
Yeah, sneks and birbs both push eggs out their clakers and some Anons like to watch it, the same as guys watch 3d Geishas and boiled eggs, or 3d Thai bargirls launching pingpong balls.
>its a bit different size when its got to fit a filly in the shell

>> No.43603601

>>43603557
I only played the first Monster Girl Quest (and it was yeaaaaars ago), so I don't remember the details, but...
> I don't remember any kind of vore stuff with Alice, but it's all over with other monsters in that game, making her a relative improvement over them.
> Alice is OBVIOUSLY training you to be a worthy opponent / her husband and *incredibly tsundere about it*
> Alice gets probably 10x or 20x more characterization than any other monster girl in that game since you spend so much time with her, so if you're going to want to wife any character in that game it'd likely be Alice.
I have a weakness for tsundere and yandere types, so wanting her just makes sense to me.

>> No.43603622

>>43603601
I don’t think it was the normal vore that it was unbirth if I remember correctly with her mostly still weird though. If you don’t believe me you can easily look it up it’s most likely on pornhub right now.

>> No.43603626

>>43603563
Right. How about I call backup and help in the form of an Ace Combat/Project Wingman ace pilot in a 5th Gen Fighter Jet? As he/she does fancy kulbit maneuvers and Cobra Maneuvers to outsmart and make the MERE lizards male and seethe.

>> No.43603633

>>43603565
Could make sense with platypus girls since you know platypuses are mammals that lay eggs.

>> No.43603671

>>43603601
She fucking kills you if you either don't help her at the beginning or try to fight her when she reveals who she is.
TECHNICALLY it didn't happen in canon, but it says a lot about her if that's all it takes to kill some dumb kid.

>> No.43603680
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>>43603633
I personally would pick the cow spider. She's a little bit cow and a little bit egg-laying invertebrate.
And a LOT horny.

>> No.43603682

>>43603480
Oh fuck, I forget the fall part. Well they won't catch me alive.

>> No.43603695

>>43603480
I won't serve no one.

>> No.43603708

>>43603563
Ah. So unironically, non DS missiles would be more effective here. Interesting

>> No.43603714

>be me, kleptomaniacal human
>can't help myself but want to steal money and possessions from other people or monsters like the little thieving rat I am
>hear about summer home not far from where I live owned by really rich Wight that rarely ever gets used by the dead
>think it must have lots of nice things to knick in that case then
>go really late at night scouting the place out
>wearing my finest balaclava and black tracksuit with my trusty crowbar
>find a window I can reach and pry it open to enter, thankfully no security system, cameras or alarm that calls the police goes off when I do
>enter summer home's kitchen and as I close the window behind me and turn around I notice a Kikimora in pajamas getting a late night snack at the fridge staring back at me awkwardly
>must be one of the maids employed by the Wight
>.........I can't have any witnesses to my break in
>she's just a weak Kiki shorter than me so I'll be able to knock her out easily, right?
>wrong
>try to swing my crowbar at her, she ducks like a fucking ninja and disarms me
>try throwing a few punches, she blocks them and does some wild rapid wing chun consecutive hits on my stomach and face that take me out
>before I know it I'm beaten to a pulp on the floor and covered in bruises
>everything hurts
>Kiki is sitting on top of me to make sure I don't escape while calling the police
>she somehow had her typical placid maid smile throughout it all like nothing was wrong
This is insane, how can a shitty dog bird thing like her be so damn strong...?!
I can't believe I got my ass kicked by a Kiki, and now I'm going to go to jail too...

>> No.43603718

>>43603714
>imagine not just stealing the kiki
lmao

>> No.43603729

>>43603714
Next time bring a gun faggot or accept defeat and leave

>> No.43603748

>>43603714
Since when mamonos hurt men? It's unfair.

>> No.43603758

>>43603729
A gun faggot? What is that?

>> No.43603769

>>43603758
>Gun, faggots*
Happy?

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>>43596933
IMPREGNATE the maid

>> No.43603831

>>43603714
Many anons forget Kikis are magical beings and are low level dimensional benders.

>> No.43603841
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Reminder to be fruitful and multiply

Alot

>> No.43603861

>becoming a major ecological hazard by multiplying sandworms

>> No.43603869

>>43603795
>one day a kiki just moves into typical slacker anon's apartment and insists she will do the chores
>anon rolls with it, eventually ends up just fucking her from behind while she's cleaning
>basically a combination of a roomba and onahole, nice
>she doesn't mind it
>one day anon notices she's getting bigger
>awkwardly asks her if maybe going on a diet would be in order
>"ufufu master you are so funny, you've been letting loose in my womb so fervently, what did you think would happen?"

>> No.43603872
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>>43603841
"Oooooh, I want to help with that! Gimme a sec."
> Scribble something on a piece of paper and pass it to Miss Echidna.
> She takes it and reads it then gives you a flat look of disgust.
> "Do I look like a fucking cheshire?"
> yfw she doesn't appreciate you building her a multiplication table.

>> No.43603880

>>43603872
Kek, I live that gif

>> No.43603884

>>43603861
A few more sandworms wont kill anyone, the desert is vast and empty after all, become the king of dunes

>> No.43603904

>>43603869
the instant my kiki shows any sign of pregnancy i am banning her from doing chores and cleaning and do it myself instead

Now if that works out it remains to be seen

>> No.43603907
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>>43603841
Alots aren't endangered, I think.

>> No.43603912

>>43603714
Maybe you shouldn't have been breaking and entering and you wouldn't have gotten Kikorrected, coward. I hope you rot in jail.

>> No.43603918

>>43603907
I'm going to make alot of kids with her

>> No.43603979

>>43603884
>Huge desert is devoid of any life
>Rumored to have hosted humanity's wealthiest nation at one point
>Travelers go there in hope of finding treasure
>Harsh conditions but everyone makes it back
>Anon and his wife move to that desert
>They fuck, a lot.
>Decades later; it is now known as the "Merciless dunes" where no man can escape

>> No.43603983
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Breeding your monster wife so the world has more of her running around sounds nice

>> No.43603984
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>>43602103
Sending this to your gremlin boss because I'm a snitch

>> No.43603995

>>43603884
I'm thinking more like hundreds

>> No.43603996

>>43603983
Reminder that if you are one of the lucky ones to get a monster wife in the first wave of portals, you are morally (and possibly legally) obligated to make as many kids with her as her comfort and anatomy allows to.

>> No.43604005

>>43603995
A few hundred to fill the empty desert doesnt sound like a disaster

>> No.43604010

>>43602843
Why didn't you go inside anon? It was free games

>> No.43604019
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>>43603996
Yes sir! helps that the mamono government literally pays you to have sex

>> No.43604058

>>43604005
No anon. Hundreds of sandworm wives making hundreds of sandworm babies each.

Think about the sheer amount of food required to keep them all going

>> No.43604074

>>43604058
Could just feed them spirit energy right?

>> No.43604076

I don't deserve a mamono. My violent impulse and alcohol addiction will hurt them.

>> No.43604090

>>43604076
t. Oni bait

>> No.43604094

>>43604074
Sure, but there's still large downtime between birth/hatch and marriage for each worm. And not many people travel the barren desert dunes

>> No.43604097

>>43604090
Not even a Oni want to deal.with an ESL lunatic

>> No.43604135

>>43604094
I mean since it'll take a long time for you have kids I'm sure you could just learn magic to make mana supplements

>> No.43604172
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How do I discipline a lazy, no-good, chronic masturbator of a maid?

>> No.43604186

>>43604172
Chastity cage.

>> No.43604215

>>43604172
It's like when you catch your kid with a pack of cigarettes and make them smoke the whole pack.
> Catch your Kiki masturbating on the job AGAIN.
> She's got her face buried in the dirty laundry and her ass up in the air with 2 fingers in her snatch and 2 in her pooper.
> Quietly wait for her to orgasm.
> Pull up a chair and take a seat.
"OK, that was 1."
"Only 19 more to go."
"Get started! I don't have all day."
> Miss Kiki will be too sore to try that again any time soon, that's for sure!

>> No.43604239

>>43604215
That's a good idea but It will be hard to hide the erection.

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>> No.43604350
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Protip: Bottom heavy lolis are critically weak to anal

>> No.43604405

the hag fox that keeps pretending to have computer problems

the IT guy who is dense as lead

>> No.43604407
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>>43604350
>"Lolis are weak to anal!"
>"Pharaohs are weak to anal!"
>"Vampires are weak to anal!"
>"Lilim are weak to anal!"
You know what /mgt/? Maybe YOU'RE weak to anal. Here- I even brought a lab assistant to help test that hypothesis.

>> No.43604414

>>43604259
Don't know why but this pic made remember that as a men we have almost no value. Technically we should have die in some pointless war. Only 20% of men are truly need for reproduction. No one will care when I die because I was nothing but a cog that anyone can replace. I really like the cat on the left,.must be nice to be hug by her tail.

>> No.43604419

>>43604407
Sorry, my ass is a one-way street

>> No.43604424

43604407
Rope yourself

>> No.43604426

>>43604419
Yeah, until Dr. Tentacle gets ahold of you.

>> No.43604455

>>43604426
Thanks, Doc!
https://i.4cdn.org/f/Daily%20Dose.swf

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>> No.43604468

>>43604135
>100 sandworm wives
You're pumping out kids pretty quick. Even if it's just 10 a year or even 5. Sandworms are colossal, and to power their enormous frames. They need a lot of food. There's no way mana supplements is gonna keep them all going. No, that's why multiplying sandworms like that is an ecological disaster. And with these worms, I will invade the desert kingdoms of the pharaohs. My daughertus will be fed single, human males. Then they too will multiply further. We will conquer the world. We will turn the world into a giant desert. Only sandworms will exist.

>> No.43604486
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a monster shows off her sister to you. wdyd?

>> No.43604490

>>43604407
>>43604426
>>43604455
>>>/y/

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43604492

>erection lasting more than 2 hours? call your local demon lawyer! she will solve your problem and you wont have to pay a dime if not satisfied with the service!

>> No.43604502

>>43604492
Yeah, you won't pay a dime. But you'll pay with your soul.

>> No.43604508

>>43604492
I don't need a lawyer, I need a doctor.

>> No.43604521

>>43604492
imma just go to my local lich, she'll know wat to do!

>> No.43604524

>>43604508
But who will sue the company that sold you the horny medication?
You need a lawyer.

>> No.43604528

>>43604508
Well, it sounds like Dr. Tentacle is making rounds in this thread:
>>43604407
>>43604426
Shall I put in a consult order to her?

>> No.43604538

> 43603626
Pull a Pugachev as a 'display manouevre' and suddenly there's a horny MereLizard dry-humping your Sukhoi while the gun is vertical and useless.
And her overall heat-signature is close to ambient as a poikilotherm so IR AAMs (with the same small-frag warheads as Manpads) won't get a lock unless she's going to deliberately present her "tail-pipe**" or spit out some decoy-flame away from her face.

>** and firing an AAM at her spread ass-hole probably counts as kinky foreplay
>>>>----->> fuckoffretard

>> No.43604542
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43604542

>>43604521
Yeet her dragon at you?

>> No.43604554

>>43604542
i so would the cute happy go lucky dragon zimbie and the creepy short lich who can stop looking at me like a slab of meat, but she will know what medicene i need to stop the erection and learn whats the cause, i just need to let her examine my body

>> No.43604568

>>43604528
I hear clients of Dr. Tentacle are always very satisfied with her care.

Though, I'm not sure she's had any male clients before. Well no, there was that one, but if I remember correctly, he's now dressing up like a succubus and grew a spade tail.

>> No.43604590

>>43604554
anon, the dragon zombie IS the medicine

>> No.43604599

>>43603714
>>she's just a weak Kiki shorter than me so I'll be able to knock her out easily, right?
Anon-Burglar wakes up with a nopantsu Kiki sitting on his face, sharpening a pencil...
Either Burglar-Anon uses it to sign the marriage contract, or she uses it up your urethra to force Anon erect...
>"Joost a Kiki - vith a fukkink pencil!"

>> No.43604609

>>43604590
oh, she must be coated in the drug to reduce swelling then, is that why shes so soft?

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43604635

>> No.43604636

>>43604599
>or she uses it up your urethra to force Anon erect...
That's not how penis works, was this post written by a degenerate virgin mamono?

>> No.43604638
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>> No.43604665

>>43604414
The only reason this is important is because women (real women) have a uterus and can birth children. Men cannot do this therefore their lives are unimportant.

>> No.43604679

43604599
Kill yourself, no one want to read that shit. You're no better than edgelord and murderficfag

>> No.43604685

>>43604172
>tear Kiki's maido uniform off
>tie her bent over the kitchen table
>make her watch as the dumb Roomba tries to clean the floor but keeps getting snagged on the pile of untidy uniform
>leave
>come back an hour later eating from a grasy paper bag of store-bought piroshkis from the Bakery
>throw the empty bacg at the trachcan - miss
>drop your clothes on the floor
>take your cock out...
>... use it to piss in the sink
>go to bed for the night
By next morning, your Kiki will be ready to be obedient

>> No.43604696

>>43604636
>> google 'sounding' or erectile devices
Delete browser history before Portals open.

>> No.43604702

>>43604685
Based beyond belief, this anon is a rising sun of Basedom

>> No.43604755

>>43604685
>anon is about to discover that even Kikis have their limits and they can also switch
Enjoy spending rest of your life in her rape dungeon, at least this is going to be the cleanest rape dungeon ever.

>> No.43604767

>>43604755
Fuck off, stop inserting femdom everywhere.

>> No.43604785

>>43604685
you know what is even better at disciplining an unruly kiki? her single babukshka or a robo version of her
She'll shape up real quick

>> No.43604790

Sandworms are the supreme femdom monster. Literally imprisoned in her mouth. And if she's sadistic in any way, you could find yourself in a very nasty place and an even nastier place after a few hours passes.

>> No.43604812
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If I prod my dick at the walls in my shog house will an ass eventually appear for me ala cheshire style?

>> No.43604813

>>43604790
Go back to /d/ with your bullshit

>> No.43604816

>>43604767
It's not even MGE style femdom. It's people forcing either Amazon role reversal on to everything or in this case some Dieselmine level bad end.

>> No.43604832
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>>43604767
No.

>> No.43604834

>>43604816
>Dieselmine level bad end.
what does that mean?

>> No.43604853

>>43604685
>come back to find the kiki completely motionless and staring blankly into space
>doesn't respond no matter how much you shake her and yell in her face
>eventually forced to put her in a mental hospital
>monstergirls now see you as irredeemable scum

>> No.43604858

>>43604853
Just fuck her. It's their hard reset button. No need for a mental hospital...

>> No.43604872

>>43604816
Yes, It's really annoying.

>> No.43604874

>>43603601
Mgq has a really good plot, but indeed it has weird fetish scenes too. Still, Alice is definitely one of the sweetest characters ever.

>> No.43604883

>>43604858
>that doesn't work either
What now?

>> No.43604902
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ms myconid

>> No.43604908

>>43604902
Goopy girl

>> No.43604913
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>> No.43604916

>>43604883
Suicide. You hurted a mamono, one of the worst thing we could do.

>> No.43604955

>>43604902
Big fear and hunger vibe

>> No.43604960

it happened again.

>> No.43604966
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>> No.43605030

>>43605002
What is she, a green Mommy Long Legs?

>> No.43605036
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43605036

Same deal as always, friends. What this time?

>> No.43605040
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>> No.43605052
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>>43605036
Nacho spider! She gets no love and has Nacho Powers.

Also, I saw your oomukade, and I really liked the little detail where her antennae are wriggling. Props on a cute pic.

>> No.43605053

>>43605036
kuufish straddling anon

>> No.43605071

>>43605036
Loli pharaoh in white lingerie

>> No.43605079

>>43604813
What were you expecting?
Sandwormfags are vorefags. Just like centaurfags are beastfags, and h'orcfags are smellfags.

>> No.43605086

>>43605052
>Mexican atlach-nacha
>Bitches at you in super fast Spanish

>> No.43605092
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>>43605036
Gazer?

>> No.43605100

>>43605053
kuufish?

>> No.43605102

>>43605036
Wendigo with a fresh salmon in her mouth. Sakurafish pose is optional.

>> No.43605108

>>43604858
The Kiki hard-reset button is her cervix.
Keep pushing it hard until she reboots.

>> No.43605113

>>43605100
Sahu

>> No.43605123

>>43605036
This: >>43604685

>> No.43605136
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Where the fuck is RPG update or Malef

>> No.43605152

>>43605052
This smug spider is up to no good.

>> No.43605155

>>43605136
>couch potatoes

>> No.43605171

I want to out-kuu a kuudere MG

>> No.43605188
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>> No.43605189
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>>43605100
Kuu = cold
fish = fish
So, Anon wants ice fishing!
> Freshwater mermaid can sense the ice is thicc.
> Icefishing season has begun!
> She preps her bait.
> And carefully prepare to cut a hole in the ice.


> Be you, Icefishing Anon.
> Walking out on the ice with your backpack and gear.
> See a 24 pack of Oni Ice Light in the middle of the frozen lake.
> Go up to investigate and it's near an abandoned hole in the ice.
> Huh.
> Looking around, you decide it's likely fair game, and try to grab it.
> You hear an ominous cracking noise in the ice and start to panic.
> The ice shatters, and you fall in.
Miss Mermaid caught herself a big one!

>> No.43605191

>>43605136
is the questions and answers out yet.

>> No.43605194

>>43604916
Calm down, Ms Wight, Kikis are slavic tough and don't mindbreak that easy.
>either is now the most obedient sub Kiki ever
>or >>43604755 & >>43604832

>> No.43605217

>>43605191
No.

>> No.43605263
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>> No.43605264

>>43605217
Today for sure. Otherwise he is giving a single day for his own rule about only taking questions in one month and answering them in the second.

>> No.43605274

>>43605263
You're a great artist, anon. Does clipboard image mean you did it in paint though?

>> No.43605280

>>43605194
Option 3
>Slob-Anon wakes up tied to the kitchen table
>naked, face-up
>the Babayaga Kiki has untied her wretched protege and made her clean the room, repair wash and iron her uniform
>the broken Roomba is in the trash
>Anon's punishment is six hours of edging Kiki fluffy-wrist Handjob until he learns to respect his Kiki
>Anon is only allowed to coom on the hour
>the Kiki's punishment is to cleans the coom off the floor with her tongue until she learns that she should only coom when her Anon does
>six hours later, the Kiki is permitted to untie her Anon and run him a soothing bath
>Babayaga Kiki ticks her job-list as complete... vith a penssil.

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>> No.43605304

43605280
Kys

>> No.43605402
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>> No.43605442

>>43605280
>Next morning, all across MGC Anons are reading the shocking news in the Rata-Herald:
>>....six hours of edging Kiki fluffy-wrist Handjob ... only allowed to coom on the hour...
>Dozens of Anons read the article out loud at the table while their little Kiki maidos quietly serve breakfast
>"Geez, imagine that, six hours of a Kiki HJ..."
>Anon's Kiki says nothing, just clears away the breakfast dishes and wipes the table
>"Iv Mashtah vishes, he cans lie back ons zhe clean table hier, or mebbe it vill be more cumfy in zhe Mashtah's armchair?"

>> No.43605457

how do we know he is stiill alive?>

>> No.43605462

>>43605036
An ancient evil Holstaur.

>> No.43605467

>>43604486
Marry them both

>> No.43605486

>>43604635
What a peculiar elf
Is she looking for a fight, or to be a mom?

>> No.43605492
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>> No.43605497

>>43604486
Don't care, leave me alone. I'm building something

>> No.43605501

>>43605492
extra trustworthy doggo

>> No.43605512

>>43604913
Only you can rectify this situation

>> No.43605514

>>43605036
kiki chasing a gang of devil bugs out of an unkempt apartment

>> No.43605574

>>43605036
Massive thicc Ushi Oni helping kids cross the street

>> No.43605583

>>43605442
>all over MGC, Kiki Anons try the '6hour-challenge'
>and fail
>Not one Anon lasts to the second hour before snapping and mating-pressing his Kiki waifu
>most don't even reach the first hour clean-up BJ
>.
>Across town, the Babayaga Kiki sits in a Cafe
>sipping a coffee, nibbling neatly at a slice of tőrte
>recieving reports from her network of Academy maidos
>ticking off all the suddenly married Kikis from her list... vith her penssil.

>> No.43605589
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>> No.43605598

>>43605457
We don't. He's not very transparent.

>> No.43605632

>>43605574
>The kids are just riding on her back as she walks them across the street.

>> No.43605642

>>43605598
hypothetical is it possible if he passed away that his estate would keep on collecting from his crowd funding sites?
do those things have death clauses?

>> No.43605652

>>43605642
Yes. Patreon will keep collecting until something comes up.

>> No.43605653

>>43602042
They're protoplasm aren't they? Since they can mimic almost everything perfectly, like the thing but like 100 times better

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>> No.43605667

>>43605654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jAjDQQP4iE

>> No.43605690

>>43605652
honestly i feel most people here if they inherrited an estate would keep collecting patreon money from it for as long as they could.

>> No.43605698
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>>43605654
fish love

>> No.43605722

>>43605690
Why would I say no to retards giving me free money, with patreon you are supposed to oversee the progress yourself.

>> No.43605725
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43605725

feral gf

>> No.43605731

>>43605725
>M O R T I S

>> No.43605733

>>43601490
There was a 3d animated video of a guy fucking 2b where you could see her internal structure moving and it changed colour from blue to orange when she came. I lost it and haven't been able to find it.

>> No.43605736

>>43605690
i wouldn't
which is weird because my parents and rest of family would, im not entirely sure where my moral compass comes from.

>> No.43605745

>>43605725
R.I.P fish-kun

>> No.43605749

>>43605725
The common Grizzly is often seen competing for the best salmon run with such creatures

>> No.43605772

>>43605725
Making my Wendie go vegan

>> No.43605780
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I wonder which monster would like vegans/vegetarians the most

>> No.43605781
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>> No.43605784

>>43605749
arnt salmons just sex obsessed zombies by the time bears encounter them?

>> No.43605785

>>43605690
What's the legal position of a Patreon money-stream?
The executor of a Will usually has to notify banks and creditors of an Anon's death to close off his accounts.
But if nobody tells Patreon he's died, and the money still collects then drops into a bank account automatically, does whoever inherits the account also inherit the revenue stream?
>If there's no public death announcement, Simps wouldn't know to cancel their monthly contributions at their end.
>Plus, if meanwhile a Simp dies and nobody knows about his affairs to notify his bank, his bank may keep sending his monthly findom to Patreon
>a dead account paying a dead account
(((Tanuki))) hands feverishly rubbing at this.

>> No.43605797

>>43605632
>those who have to carry projects get carried by Ushi's big strong arms

>a negligent driver blows through the red light
>crashes into Ushi
>all of the kids are fine
>Ushi Oni is fine
>car is not
>driver is covered in airbags

>> No.43605800
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>>43605780

>> No.43605815

>>43605797
>Didn't even impact the ushi, she just stuck a leg out and smashed it through the hood of the car.
>"Is everyone OK?"
>Gets a little chorus of "Yes!" from the kids riding on her.
>There's a muffled noise from the guy in the car.
>"Good, lets keep going children! We gotta get you to class!"
>Just keeps scuttling across the crosswalk

>> No.43605819

>>43605583
>MGC's last remaining single Coomers
>knocking on the gates of the Maido Academy with their over-muscled arm
>demanding a Kiki maido so they can be the ChosenOne to defeat the Challenge
>.
>Babayaga Kiki just sips her coffee and smiles
>zhe penssil ticks them off her other list, one by one

>> No.43605824

>>43605800
>Went vegan
>Vegans don’t drink milk
This is some cheshire and nightmare pranking their childhood friend anon tier dream

>> No.43605825
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>>43605725
i want a bunyip to throw fish at me thinking that she's helping

>> No.43605826

>Ywn chew your holst waif's cud
Feels bad man

>> No.43605829

>>43605800
Would holsts actually care if you ate meat?

>> No.43605831

>>43605800
Wait why would she want him to be vegan? They can't drink reg milk from holsters maybe I'm just being autistic

>> No.43605837

>>43605829
>168)Holstaurs, weresheep, unicorn, wererabbit, etc. Won't herbivore type monster girls who tend to be vegetarians eat meat dishes? I'm in trouble because I'm a meat lover and also a gentle older sister lover...lol
>They prefer vegetables, but they can eat meat too. Dogs and cats normally can't eat onions, but werewolves and werecats can. This is because 'monster girls' are half human.

>> No.43605838

>>43605829
Probably not, no. Some might just like some human women would, I for one would probably never eat again if I was in MGE aside from like breast milk from my wife or whatever.

>> No.43605845

>>43605815
>next day a moped rider makes the same mistake
>ushi just shoots out a web, freezing the moped and driver in place
Who know being a volunteer crossing guard was so much work!

>> No.43605848

I like to think that holst milk tastes like sweeten condensed milk.

>> No.43605849

>>43605829
I think it's kind of like, "how would you feel if your holstaur wife ate monkey?" Like literally a monkey no kakuen jokes.

I personally don't think that's a dealbreaker, but it'd be weird.

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>>43605800
>does gang-banging a pair of hot Liliraunes count as "going vegan"?

>> No.43605853

>>43605838
>>43605837
Anyone have the pic of anon bringing his Holst gf to a steakhouse?

>> No.43605857

>>43605849
I wouldn't care if she ate monkeys

>> No.43605863

>>43605848
Only the best!

>> No.43605875
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>>43605725
feral wives are best

>> No.43605876
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Where can I find a jaded Chesh? Seem likes the closet mamono to me.

>> No.43605878

>>43605849
Last time this came up I greentexted a Centaur taking her Anon out to a 'cheval' french restaurant for a kinky date-night.
The turnabout was Anon taking her to a monkey-soup brazilian joint as fair-play.
>afaik and headcanon, Dragons eat dumb-lizard tail steaks the same as everybody else, mermaids canon eat fish, birbs and Anons both eat eggs.

>> No.43605879

>>43605875
Sahu isn't feral, she's just civilization-adjacent.

>> No.43605882

Post your horniest jubjubs please!

>> No.43605886

>>43603748
in self defense exclusively

>> No.43605891
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>>43605876
This one is a pretty jade color!
yw!

>> No.43605892

>>43605886
So I can hurt a mamono in self-defense?

>> No.43605893
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>>43605725
it's her favorite thing, but she saved it for you.
so romantic

>> No.43605894

>>43605845
Truly she is a great volunteer.
She even got her seal double reinforced!
a lovely, helpful spidercow!

Although that street is becoming known as 'car wreck lane' due to too many people having their cars 'stopped' because of her.

>> No.43605899
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>>43605879
nonsense, she is a swamp fish and spear fishes for food and a husband.

>> No.43605903
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>>43605882
Anon, how could you reduce one of Wonderland's most majestic species, the dignified Jubjub, into a one-dimensional horny harpy? We're all very disappointed in you. Jubjubs are more than just 'horny'. Please be considerate.

>> No.43605906

>>43604076
>t. bogey bait
>t. bogie bait
>t. Oni bait
>t. Hellwan bait
>t. Kikibait
>t. Shogbait
>t. Hebi bait
>t. satyros bait(she will make you worse)
the list can go on and on

>> No.43605914

>>43604076
Beat up a cat and you get the best one.

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>> No.43605917

positive and negative reinforcement on mgs?

>> No.43605924

>>43605892
headcanon yes
>be puny Anon
>get menaced by a huge threatening mamono
>going to grab Anon, throw you down and hard rape
>pull your D out, jack off, coom into the gutter
>nothing hurts a big, tough mamono more than having to grovel in the gutter with her tongue
>Surprize deepsexx her while she's on all fours in the gutter
>>another successful rape defence

>> No.43605927

>>43605906
Why shogbait??

>> No.43605932

>>43605927
I think he just listed through every single popular girl save baphomet.

>> No.43605934

>>43605189
I hope that fishe has some Mana to spare to keep poor icefisher anon alive and warm!

>> No.43605937

>>43605824
ACTUALLY
the reason vegans dont drink milk is that the cow has no consent its milk beng used that way
therefore, a holstaur (or any produce creating mamano for that matter) will happily consent to giving themselves to their husband in that way.

>> No.43605939
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>>43605927
they are on that short list of girls that say to themselves "i can ruin him"

>> No.43605949

>>43605829
normal cows will eat baby chicks and other small sources of meat when grazing like horses will and show preference so if they're anything like their animal counterparts then no

>> No.43605957
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>>43605939
Imagine a monster telling you she'll ruin you while staring at you like this

>> No.43605961

>>43605878
Uma delicia

>> No.43605963

>>43605937
isn't there a violent discorse over beekeeping as people say bees are closes thing we have to consenting creatures?

>> No.43605965

>>43605927
because they'll take you anyways and feed you the shog liquor till you're sick of it

>> No.43605971

>>43605965
I can count on one hand the girls that will refuse you because of something

And that's all of them.

>> No.43605973

>>43605894
All you have to do is drive the speed limit and stop -before- the line! It's that simple!
City drivers are so rude!

>> No.43605982

>>43605973
City drivers deserve it when their cars get Dragon'd.

>> No.43605988

>>43605957
>>43605939
>"ruin? In what way? "

>> No.43605995

>>43605963
There is nothing keeping the hive from fucking off if your a bad beekeeper
The bees are there by choice
(honybee girls pay rent with honey)

>> No.43605999

>>43605982
>just one of the many parts of living in MGC

>> No.43606003

>>43605995
>the queen pays the lease with sex and marriage

>> No.43606014
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>> No.43606035

>>43606014
Snek?

>> No.43606037
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>>43606014
>monster girl parasitism
And this is why, my faithful followers of the Goddes(ever merciful is her love), that monster girls while alluring are NOT compatible with humanity on a fundamental level!

Only humans can combine with each other to create new life that can live happily and prosper. Remember the fate of the dwarves and always and ONLY love humans!

>> No.43606052

>>43606014
They finally made a baby! Hooray!

>> No.43606064

>>43606037
I like ilias. She was the coolest in paradox.

>> No.43606065

>>43606037
But what if other humans don't love me?

>> No.43606119
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>>43605995
Miss Ant is here to collect the rent!

>> No.43606122
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>> No.43606124

>>43605924
>>another successful rape defence
>be Puny Anon
>walking back to her Sally/ Oni/ Jinko/ TacoKat etc village
>PunyAnon is neat and clean
>newWaifu is bruised, muddy, torn loincloth, a mess
>her whole village knows that she has lost the fight to a PunyAnon
>the village chief is stunned, her best fighter so easily destroyed
>demands Anon fight her again in front of the whole village
>village square clears into a fight arena, drums are beating, bets are made
>punyAnon steps into the ring
>takes his D out
>"assume the position"
>the village's mightiest warrior stops, gets on all fours, places her face in the dirt again
>the drums stop, the village is stunned
>as PunyAnon finishes the fight with a series of pelvis-cracking thrusts and she collapses in a drooling mess in the dust
>PunyAnon commands the villagers to drag her back to their hut
>'how to really hurt a mamono'

>> No.43606126

>>43605995
>Be landlord
>Own a whole apartment complex
>Whole swarm of honeybees move in
>They only pay in honey
>also they keep sexually harassing the Alraune the lives nearby
>You don't care, you get the sweet honey either way

>> No.43606127
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>>43606014

>> No.43606137

>>43606126
that royal jelly

>> No.43606147
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>>43606126
>also they keep sexually harassing the Alraune the lives nearby

>> No.43606148

>>43606126
unironically a good deal, imagine how much honey a hive of human sized bees can make.
You'd make a fortune in honey, you know how expensive that shit is?

>> No.43606151

>>43606126
>canon that Alraunes yuri with beegirls
>she knows eventually Landlord Anon will get enough Alraune-flavored honey that he'll want to join in

>> No.43606153

>>43605988
>"The way you can't move, run, scream, or beg for me to stop. You'll never want another woman when I'm done with you~"

>> No.43606163

>>43606127
Why aren't shogs real :(

>> No.43606170

>>43606163
They can be if you become schizo enough.

>> No.43606175

>>43605963
Bees consent to people stealing their honey?

>> No.43606178

>>43605903
When not joined together with a man they're turbo coomerbrained. Sounds pretty horny to me.

So yes, give me your horniest jubjubs.

>> No.43606180

>>43606170
Tulpamaxxing

>> No.43606187
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>> No.43606189

>>43606175
I mean the conditions they're in aren't terrible, I don't think taking the honey hurts them either. Plus they are way safer in our care too

>> No.43606195

>>43605903
No! I'm going to objectify her!

>> No.43606204

Monster girls will never be real and neither will your waifus.

>> No.43606211

>>43606151
its canon that when bored or horny and theres no men available they'll just casually fuck each other for fun

>> No.43606220

>>43606175
Yes. An irl apiarist provides the hive, moves it to fresh pollen areas, protects it, the bees produce more honey than they need, and he collects the surplus.
Its literally paying rent on a furnished apartment with pre-made frames, instead of having to build an exposed hive or cram into a random tree hollow.

>> No.43606221
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>>43605780

>> No.43606224
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>>43606204
Don't remind me

>> No.43606243

>>43606126
Irl and mge-canon the Alraunes like/need being harassed by yuri bee-girls
Only the Queenbee gets a Husbando, the rest of the hive just harass Raunes for nectar to make honey.

>> No.43606244

>>43606204
Yeah, I know.

>> No.43606245
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When you guys fantasize, what type of dirty talk do you like monsters to do? I like possessive, domineering, and slightly cruel. Think of Kaia from MGD

>> No.43606250

>>43606221
would fug greenworm

>> No.43606251

>>43606175
They don't even get aggressive when you open the apiaries and take out frames that have excess honey. You'll sometimes see beekeepers not even bother with the gear, usually just bringing a smoker for precaution. Bees really only get pissed if the queen is in danger or missing/dead.

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>>43606250
I don't blame you, waddling around with their bug cunnies exposed and ready for breeding

>> No.43606284

>>43606245
oh i dunno, i don't speak her language

>> No.43606294

>>43606284
Dirty talk foreign language is also nice.

>> No.43606295

>>43606245
Usually when I'm in bed, wrapped up in blankets and cuddling by body pillow. Sandworm calling me worm food. A lot of prey and meat references. Bullies me by threatening to send me to her stomach, making excessive comments how I taste good.
>inb4 vorefag
>inb4 back to >>>/d/
No shit, Sherlock. Why do you think I love sandworms?

>> No.43606299

>>43606295
We don't take kindly to your folk around here.

>> No.43606330
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mammals should stick together

>> No.43606369
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>>43606245
Lewd brats being softly teasing and seductive and clearly having fun with it, and moaning doujin lines about the age difference in pleasure.

>> No.43606375

>>43606330
They should congregate in my bedroom

>> No.43606382

>>43606295
I like being called meat and prey, closest thing to vore I find hot are tentacle pits but that's it really.
Unlike most anons here I don't really strongly hate /d/ fags

>> No.43606391
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43606391

I need my questions answered to live. Why does nobody know what is happening.

>> No.43606394

>>43606245
possessive and very direct statements of intention

>> No.43606420

>>43606245
Begs me to fuck, grope her, molest her, rape her, and never let her go. She tell me to only look at her and nobody else.

>> No.43606431

>>43606391
What you talking about?

>> No.43606436

>>43606394
>about to have sex with ms anubis
>she hands you a paper. it kind of resembles ikea assembly instructions
>it's a step-by-step guide on how to sex her, complete with handdrawn illustrations
i like a lady with disambiguous communication

>> No.43606437

>>43606394
>Very direct statements of intention
Based, but vauge

>> No.43606440
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43606440

smol angy gf

To be honest, Idea of a miniature spider tsundere sounds weirdly cute to me, I could fall in love

>> No.43606443

>>43606431
Patreon is late.

>> No.43606444

>>43606295
>mmmm anon, you taste so so good
>like a big juicey steak, well seasoned
> ya know, it was only 100 years ago the current DL took over
>if I met you before then, I'd have swallowed you down like snake does a mouse
Some more licking and tasting later.
>hmm maybe I just might swallow you like that right now
She gives you a more sinister look as she licks you more.

>> No.43606446

>>43606431
Sounds like the fur cuck screaming about KC. Don't reply.

>> No.43606452

>>43606391
KC has this thing called a life. You might want to invest in one.

>> No.43606459

>>43606440
Me gusta nachos muchos si, si, si arriva arriva

>> No.43606463
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>>43606124
What about rebellious ones?

>> No.43606467

>>43606440
draw a cait sith please. It would mean a lot to me.

>> No.43606468

>>43606440
Nice, ty

>> No.43606484

>>43606440
Looks like hubby got minified too

>> No.43606488

>>43605036
I don't have any specific ideas this time, but here's some relevant stats if you're in mood to give underappreciated girls some love again.
https://twitter.com/Sahufag/status/1660735376938369024

>> No.43606490

>>43606440
cute

>> No.43606494

>>43606245
the usual laughter at my weakness, denial of my escape, intentions to break me to be only hers to play with, calling me chewtoy, stud, making fun of me for enjoying her fluffy parts, calling me immature when I'm obsessed with her tits

>> No.43606502

>>43606488
>not dead last
victory for ant arachne

>> No.43606504

>>43606437
>i'm going to slam my ass down on you until you can't move and the bed is soaked, please enjoy the view.
stuff like that

>> No.43606518

>>43606443
What else is new?

>> No.43606523

>>43606504
BASED DEPARTMENT

>> No.43606526
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NIGGERWOMAN help me, She is harassing me again.

>> No.43606551

>>43606440
What angry spoders do is nacho business.

>> No.43606563

>>43606488
>if you're in mood to give underappreciated girls some love again.
No shortage of those to choose from either.

>> No.43606578

>>43606488
Honestly my man, I think I will do the Sahu one as the next big effort work. But then yeah, I was considering the scorpio girl

>> No.43606584

>>43606578
neat

>> No.43606586

>>43606440
Also they aren't even angry when they are with their husband. He neutralizes her venom so only when they are transformed together is se able to feel peace.

>> No.43606592

>>43606578
alright fuck you then for ignoring me.

>> No.43606600

>>43606578
Just to be clear, I only pasted that link and I'm not the Sahufag, but the kuufishes are cute, will be nice to see that.
>But then yeah, I was considering the scorpio girl
Girtablilu is underappreciated indeed, nice choice.

>> No.43606603

>>43606592
I always do few at random, my man. I don't have unlimited time.
Also, some ideas legit seem way too hard for me, I'm just an amateur doodlefag, give me a break

>> No.43606604

>>43606603
Please don't respond to this person, he is mentally ill and is dedicated to shitposting in these threads.

>> No.43606607
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>>43606592
Look at the entitlement on this bitch.

>> No.43606609

>>43606603
don't worry about him, it's that entitled furry who thinks people owe him art and acknowledgement.

>> No.43606617
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>>43606607
I'm so tired of my own OC getting ignored at worst, hate at best.

>> No.43606629

>>43606592
I mean, if you're going to whine like a bitch because he didn't take your suggestion you don't deserve anything.
Not everyone gets a picture when he does this, even in previous asks and guess what? They just shrug and hope to get a shot next time.
The dude is offering drawings for free and is doing it on his own time.

You are owned nothing and you deserve nothing

>> No.43606632

>>43606578
Nice, both are good choices. I love your art style, poor scorpions are good girls too

>> No.43606633

>>43606629
I'm just asking so I would have an excuse to leave the thread.

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>>43606488
Fuck yeah, hebi is the queen of lamias

>> No.43606644

>>43606204
They await me in the afterlife
I have to earn the privilege of an afterlife

>> No.43606666

>>43606644
Very curious about your beliefs anon, how exactly do you earn it?

>> No.43606688
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>>43606641
>queen of lamias
Ahem.

>> No.43606712

>>43606688
I wonder what her venom tastes like

>> No.43606716
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43606716

>>43606641
>>43606688
Ahem

>> No.43606718

Personally I'm more into the basilisk or even the standard lamia.

>> No.43606723

>>43606633
I guarantee the moment someone takes pity on you and gives you anything you're just gonna rub it in everyone's faces like it's some great achievement and keep shitposting.

>> No.43606724

ms bunyip for sure

>> No.43606730

>>43606633
We all know you're lying you fucking moron. You move the goal posts more than Chelsea loses games.

>> No.43606744
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>>43606245
Not even talking, just low growls like a massive crocodile. The kind of noise that you feel more than you hear.

>> No.43606749

>>43606723
He previously said he wants art to wave it in front of people like they do to him with baphs so yeah, it'll only make him even more annoying

>> No.43606756

>>43606688
I would like this kind of Apophis

>> No.43606757

>>43606749
I did say that and it's true, but not here. You can all go die for all I care.

>> No.43606758
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>>43606744
Hell yes.

>> No.43606775

>>43606245
Possessive and dominant but also loving.

>> No.43606776
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>> No.43606790

>>43606666
Checked
By being a kind person to those I meet
Fulfilling my promises, doing my duties
Being thankful for every moment of all aspects of this life and those responsible for it.
Etc

>> No.43606796

>>43606245
Daring me to go down on her, being annoying but not mean until I snap and chase her around the house (I like Chesh)

>> No.43606797

>>43606790
then why do you hang out in an mge thread with bunkershits

>> No.43606803

>>43606758
What is the hellwan saying?

>> No.43606804
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43606804

I like to think that bogie's black half mask shows her true emotion like snake hair does with echidnas.

I'd be fun to see the delighted expression during lovemaking turn to anger when you pull out, while her actual face still hasn't responded with emotion and is still riding the high of the orgasm.

>> No.43606812
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43606812

>>43606803

>> No.43606818

>>43606797
Where is the contradiction?

>> No.43606823

>>43606818
Don't try to make sense of the butthurt furry.

>> No.43606824

>>43606818
They're shitty insane cunts who spam dmcas all over the site?

>> No.43606828

>>43606812
So nice

>> No.43606830

>>43606812
the tyranny of monsters

>> No.43606837

>>43606823
Fair
Thanks for the heads up

>> No.43606841

>43606824
Meds, mick

>> No.43606849
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God, I hate this place.
>43606824
I literally got one.

>> No.43606871

>>43606122
>Modest chest succ in lewd outfit
>Big breasted succ in comparatively tame clothing
I cannot think of a better pair of wives.

>> No.43606874

>>43606849
Nice rock.

>> No.43606911

>>43606874
>he forgot

>> No.43606920

>>43606911
Chunguska soon.

>> No.43606936
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>>43606911
unsealing things is cool and you should do it

>> No.43606945

>>43606936
Thats not why Anon brought up a rock.

>> No.43606947

>>43606936
I unseal every Ushi Oni I find

>> No.43606963

>>43606945
I don't get it.

>> No.43606967

>>43606963
Then play the game and you'll understand

>> No.43606970

>>43606963
that's probably a good thing. i'd prefer he didn't elaborate further.

>> No.43607006

>>43606963
You don't have to tell me twice! But during the Stone Age...

>> No.43607007

>>43606723
I only take pride in my own works, anon.

>> No.43607008

>>43606824
I can pretty much guarantee that they don't give a shit about this thread, or ( You ), outside of mockery.

>> No.43607021
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43607021

Congratulate her!

>> No.43607023

>>43607008
Then who is sending dmcas?

>> No.43607031

>>43606245
Gentle, soft-spoken, teasing me for my reactions with hints of possessiveness thrown in. Nothing too crazy I guess.

>> No.43607037

>>43607023
KC would be the ones sending the DMCA because part of filing a DMCA is proving that you're the owner of the intellectual property in question. I know this is a hard concept for you to grasp.

>> No.43607048

>>43607021
Great job!

>> No.43607054

>>43607023
No one, he's retarded

>> No.43607060

>>43607037
Look, anon, a japanese man isn't going to lurk 4chan. At absolute best he's hired someone, more likely his fanboys are telling him what to do.

>> No.43607063

>>43606245
She talks about getting pregnant and breeding a lot

>> No.43607085

>>43607021
So proud of her

>> No.43607096

>>43607037
i'm sure they're very stringent about proof and that this wouldn't be easily abusable by just about anybody.

>> No.43607111

>>43607060
>More likely his fanboys
Will you and Puuyo just fuck already, or you get that starchy, potato scented dildo out of your gaped anus. Your paranoia is fucking ludicrous.

>> No.43607115

For the hundreth time, stop trying to reason with the schitzo irish furfag. Tell him to neck himself and report his mentally ill ramblings.

>> No.43607123

>>43607111
I have about one gambit left in me before it's too much effort. If he ignores that I'm actually cool with it.

>> No.43607156
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Anon! Shut up and fucc the succ!

>> No.43607169

>>43607156
Succubi are at their most dangerous right after they wake up.
Their fresh-out-of-bed voice cannot be resisted.

>> No.43607185
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>>43607156
No.

>> No.43607188

We think of momsters as kind and gentle, but I want mine to be evil and scheming.

>> No.43607191

>>43607156
I want to have a platonic relationship with a succubi

>> No.43607193

>>43607188
Is that a typo.

>> No.43607199

>>43607156
But she's not even my girlfriend.

>> No.43607202

>>43607199
Such is the nature of a temptress.

>> No.43607206

>>43607188
>>43607193
Even an evil monster should treat her children well.

>> No.43607234

>>43607193
No. Evil mom is best mom.
Especially if she's a reptile species.

>>43607206
Of course, she'd treat her children well, can't promise much for anyone else though.

>> No.43607237
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>>43607156
she comes on a little strong...

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>> No.43607298

>>43607262
Zombie raptor.

>> No.43607300
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>Okay so, if I chop you up in a meat grinder and the only thing that comes out that's left of you is your eyeball, you're probably dead.
>I'm just saying if somebody were to push you into a meat grinder and one of your finger bones was intact, they're not going to pick it up and say "oh see, it wasn't an instakill move, you've still got like part of your finger left."

>> No.43607382

>>43607262
OH SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!
thanks for listening to my annocement

>> No.43607387

>>43607262
i'm not sure how i feel about dinos in thighhighs

>> No.43607401
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43607401

>>43606440
Adorable Nacho Spider has evolved!
Now she is Adorable Nacho Wife!

>> No.43607404

>>43606790
Didn't even notice my digits lmao
But I hope thats the case anon, that does remind me of a book I saw where your afterlife was basically holographic, kinda like the simulation theory but for your afterlife.
I hope that I can go to MGE after I die too, that would be almost perfect to be honest, maybe slightly different because a lot of the shit KC added is a bit... strange.

>> No.43607425

>>43607191
>You guys are best buds
>One day she decides to "introduce" you to one of her friends
>She takes you to her friends house and to her room
>She's a chubby neet incel succ who gets hearteyes from looking at you
>You're about to say something but you hear the door close and lock behind you
Never trust a succ, you're a loser succs personal toy now anon

>> No.43607448

>>43607262
T-Rex? More like T-Sex.

>> No.43607461

>>43607448
Living fossil hag.

>> No.43607462

>>43607425
I think I'd accept her because she sounds very relatable.

>> No.43607469
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43607469

>>43607448

>> No.43607475
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43607475

>>43606947
Unbelieveably based.

>> No.43607477

>>43607462
Anon no! she's chubby, spends way too much time on the internet, all she wants to do is cuddle, play vidya, troll 4mon and rape (you)
You'll never leave her apartment again!

>> No.43607482

>>43607477
>apartment
she can live in my house and be my cringy wife while i go out and be the normie

>> No.43607485

>>43607425
you're really not all that safe around married monsters with their wingwoman meddling tactics

>> No.43607496

>>43607477
>You'll never leave her apartment again!
I can take her for walks outside.

>> No.43607519

>>43607482
>Go out and be the norime
>Thinking she'll let you leave
>Thinking she won't set up a mana pot and rape you senseless to get money
Silly Anon
>>43607485
It's one of my fav tropes, that and fake hookers

>> No.43607524

>>43607519
i thought she was cultured not a swine, clearly needs some firm correction

>> No.43607531

>>43607496
Pulling a neet girl out of her shell sounds nice

>> No.43607542

>>43607524
Rape correction still plays into her wants anon, you'll spend all day punishing her too busy to work

>> No.43607565

>>43606947
I seal every Ushi Oni that this guy unseals

>> No.43607573

>>43607565
Uh, real talk, HOW? How do you take a 300+ lb sex tarantula with a Wolverine-style healing factor and no obvious reaction to pain and force her to wear a goddamn head seal?
Explain that to me. Explain how that is plausible in the slightest.

>> No.43607578

>>43607565
>The Ushi oni union finds you
>You can see the pure rage and lust in their unsealed eyes as they prepare to remove their seals
Do you have any last words before your pelvis is ruined, anon?

>> No.43607583

>>43607573
tell them it looks pretty

>> No.43607630

>>43607573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j51DfrLHUek

>> No.43607640
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Ooops.

>> No.43607661

>>43607578
That's an easy one. I utter the age-old words that have protected people from the consequences of their pranks, mischief and general misdeeds

>"It's just a prank, sis."

>> No.43607663

>>43607640
Help her up

>> No.43607666

>>43607640
>For fuck sake, I will take a kiki maybe She can teach your job

>> No.43607675

>>43607666
to be fair i don't really need a maid to do maid things. she can just be there and look pretty.

>> No.43607682

Just tape an onahole to your roomba and you'll have your Kiki without portals

>> No.43607691

>>43607682
And a feather duster for the tail. You'll barely notice the difference.

>> No.43607699
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>>43607583
... Fuck. That might work.

>>43607630
In this scenario, you are Newt, not Ripley. Unless you've got a Gremlin friend with a power loader or something.

>> No.43607711

>>43607675
I would take a werecat maid if I want a nice and useless thing

>> No.43607761

>>43607661
>Their faces darken before smiling a sinister smile
>"Oh, well it's fine then, we have a ""prank"" for you too Mr anon"
>They step aside and you see a massive Ushi, hellhound, basilisk chimera steps forward while they pull out their phones to record
Have fun anon

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>>43607661
>it's just a prank, bro

>> No.43607778

>>43607666
>How to get shoged into a cumpump for your wife

>> No.43607783

43607778
Fuck you with your forced femdom.

>> No.43607784

>>43607711
I'd pick a loli anubis maid for a moderately useful and extremely nice thing.

>> No.43607794

>>43607771
She was plotting it all along.

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>>43607783
kek. It didn't really need to be inserted into that.

>> No.43607806

>>43607783
I just spent like a min looking what did It say? I think I'm fucking blind

>> No.43607810

>>43607783
Nevermind I'm a retard

>> No.43607822

>>43607573
>300
anon they are way heavier than that

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>>43607783
My bad, I like femdom a lot. Forget not everyone likes it

>> No.43607887 [DELETED] 

>>43607822
Rude. They're their best to lose weight, OK?

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>>43607822
Drider weight estimates tend to be in the 300 - 350 lb range, and I picked the low end of that because I would hate for Miss Ushi to think that I think that she is fat.

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>>43607903
300kg maybe but even that's probably on the light side

>> No.43607976

>>43607963
>princess carrying your wife on a fucking killdozer
now that's my dream

>> No.43608023

>>43607771
How many monster girls would buy fake pregnancy tests?

>> No.43608055

>>43608023
Not many I think. Maybe Cheshires and Manticores but most would take that quite seriously.

>> No.43608071

>>43608023
Why buy fake ones? If you fucked them you're already together

>> No.43608084

>want to draw beast type mge
>realize I can't draw fur at all
Holy shit this is unironically harder than drawing hands. I'm physically exhausted, I'm not even joking.

>> No.43608099

>>43608084
learn how to draw textures
and a hint, the more detailed, the darker it appears

>> No.43608124

what is the most graphic story to come from here?

>> No.43608131

>>43608084
It's triangles. You just add triangles that come off the main body.

>> No.43608160

Big Monster Butts

>> No.43608197
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>>43608160
Centaurs have the fattest

>> No.43608199

>>43608124
graphic in what way?

>> No.43608205

>>43608197
Remember.
Centaurs are for cumflating.

>> No.43608212

>>43608199
very vivid on the the the description of the sex acts.

>> No.43608214
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>>43608160
huge hound hiney

>> No.43608231
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43608231

You WILL lose to the first girl you come across in MGE, and you will like it

>> No.43608238

>>43608231
that's not appropriate school attire

>> No.43608240

>>43608231
And?
You say that like its a bad thing.

>> No.43608244

>>43608238
She's too big for the uniform, don't single her out like that.

>> No.43608246

>>43608240
It is a bad thing, human men deserve rights! I for one am planning to make an organization for men's protection

>> No.43608264

>>43608231
>"Thats nice missy but that doesn't explain why you didn't finish the math assignment."

>> No.43608266

>>43608244
should have ordered the right size then

>> No.43608272

>>43608246
so I assume your an OPP card carrier then?

>> No.43608274

>>43608197
Damn im surprised how good it looks

>> No.43608278

>>43608266
They don't make sizes that large for eight year olds.

>> No.43608283
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>>43608160
big bapho baps

>> No.43608289

>>43608278
really anon ALL of the tailors and textile companies in MGC and not a single one makes the necessary sizes?

>> No.43608292

>>43608278
That's discrimination against Holstaurs.

>> No.43608304

>>43608289
>>43608292
Everyone that could help is busy making custom lingerie orders, please understand. She might be able to get a uniform that fits once she's in high school, but by then she'll be used to the ones that are too small. It's an unfortunate, sexy fate.

>> No.43608326

i can still do baking in a mud hut sahu village right?

>> No.43608347

>>43608272
Yes of course

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>>43608231
No! I'll resist with everything I have! Up until they give me genuine compliments and affection.

>> No.43608368

>>43608348
>Up until they give me genuine compliments and affection.
So you'll give up instantly? I see

>> No.43608381

>>43608368
You're doing it wrong if you base anything on what the hollow generic shell of a monster girl says and don't solely go off physical appearance and general species traits.

>> No.43608387

To escape the monster girl menace shove your mind and soul into a soulstone.

>> No.43608403

>>43608368
Well not immediately since I'll doubt her at the beginning, which will be worn down by her persistence.

>> No.43608438

>>43605086
Why does this sound extremely hot what the hell

>> No.43608443

>>43608387
Did someone order an alplich?

>> No.43608450

>>43608387
Nice way to get your soul shoved up into a womb.

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>>43608160

>> No.43608556
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>>43608160

>> No.43608559

What if I ran as fast as I could and dropkicked a Salamander out of nowhere?

>> No.43608576
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43608576

What I am about to do has not been approved by the Vatican

>> No.43608580

>>43608450
Or picked up by any wandering lich, gremlin or whatever else takes an interest.

>> No.43608585

>>43608576
The Vatican is missing out by not approving a piece of ass like that.

>> No.43608588

>>43608099
>>43608131
ty
ya my drawing hand is exhausted. I tried to make it fluffy but its really hard for me, since I usually don't draw characters with fur on them. If I want to make it look nice I need a lot of time spent on it.

>> No.43608589
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>>43608576
MORTIS

>> No.43608624

>>43608589
>w*ght
ew

>> No.43608643

>>43608588
I don't know how often you draw or do anything but repetitive motions are incredibly straining at the start. You'll get used to it but don't be surprised if it exhausts you.

>> No.43608707

>>43608231
Nope, I will grind for exp with the slimes and lonely goblins until I'm overleveled!

>> No.43608727

>>43608707
Anon, they only give you a couple of points each.

>> No.43608730

But they have to match my personality and interests and certain beliefs

>> No.43608731

>>43608559
Do you know how fast you would need to go to do that, they don’t go down easily that you at least have to go around close to the speed of sound to do something like that.

>> No.43608735

>>43608730
>>43608231

>> No.43608749

>>43608387
Wouldn’t a wisp just take you, it works the same way if you put your soul into a machine too. For Demon Energy can do many things and make you into the perfect partner for a monster girl even if you’re in a rock or a robot the Mamonos will figure something out.

>> No.43608761

>>43608727
Slow and steady wins the race.

>> No.43608765

>>43608199
what is the most overly sexual and kinky story

>> No.43608783

>>43608749
Love finds a way

>> No.43608788

>>43607300
powerscaling community BTFO

>> No.43608789

>>43608765
hot greenworm action

>> No.43608795
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I’m in desperate need of spider themed pickup lines so I can make that cute arachne seamstress laugh

>> No.43608798

>>43608795
to overcome the spider's curse simply quote a bible verse.

>> No.43608832

>be me
>waiting in tree
>big 12 foot Hellhound shows up sniffing around on all fours because she detects my scent
>drop down and land on her back suddenly
>manage to collar her and hold on by it, wrap my legs around her waist
>reach back and slap her huge pillowy ass and shout "GIDDYUP!" making her go into a frantic sprint because she doesn't know what the hell is going on and is freaked out
MONSTER WILL NOT RIDE ME.
I WILL RIDE MONSTER!
THIS IS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE! I AM THE ALPHA!

>> No.43608844

>>43608795
>pickup lines
is that still a thing?

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>> No.43608850

>>43608832
Cowboy anon no! Hellwan is not a centaur!

>> No.43608859

>>43608832
anon that is bratty behaviour

>> No.43608860

>>43608844
Irl no
But monstergirls still like them

>> No.43608864

>>43608860
I just make noises at monster girls to get attention works every time.

>> No.43608865

Reminder that having "tired eyes" is a valid excuse for a monster to pursue you!

>> No.43608866

>>43608850
>Hellwan is not a centaur!
Neither are Dragons but that's doesn't stop people, ganbatte anon!

>> No.43608867

>>43608865
I have tired eyes even when not tired
This is racism

>> No.43608868

>>43608865
>Why are you so tired Anon?

>> No.43608871

>>43608865
I have kms eyes

>> No.43608873

>>43608864
Does your wife appreciate you doing that to other monstergirls in public?

>> No.43608876

>>43608865
The bags under my eyes are none of her business

>> No.43608877

>>43608867
Tired emotionally still counts!

>> No.43608885

what about frumpy mgs?

>> No.43608893

>>43608832
Brave but foolish anon, she will stand up eventually and swing you around her waist to the front like a hula hoop and grab you. You're getting amazon pressed.

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>>43608850
>Hellwan is not a centaur!
She is now.

>> No.43608905

>>43608871
>monstergirls sense your extreme depression and suicidal ideation
>it literally causes heads to turn within a certain range
>a few brave monstergirls approach you, asking what's wrong
>enough girls crowd around to devise a plan of action
>since none of them are quite your type, they decide to escort you to MGC General Hospital
>there, you're brought to the Mindflayer psychiatric staff for proper treatment

>> No.43608907

>>43608876
Try telling your wife that, anon. I'm sure it'd go well.

>> No.43608909

>>43608894
Miss Lich what have you created this time this got to stop.

>> No.43608923

has any mg content made you emotional tho?

>> No.43608924

was the last thing you fapped to mg related?

>> No.43608930

>>43608924
most of the time

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>>43608923
Most of it actually, I cry reading some of Magus's shit. I just wish we had a world where everyone got their happy ending and didn't have to live in miserable hellholes and die just to make some rich cunts richier

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>>43608905
Wonder what a flayer psych would do if they saw you had a massive hypno mind control fetish and liked abyssals a lot

>> No.43608956

>>43608865
Would they really go after someone who barely reciprocates their advances? Someone who is world-weary and just quietly resigned themselves to the way their life turned out?

>> No.43608959

>>43608956
weresheep and dormice, yeah

>> No.43608970

>>43608956
Boogy bait
You will be dragged into a bed and snuggled until your mind is happy mush

>> No.43608973

>>43608923
MG stuff as a whole brings out emotions in me
Normal life is difficult

>> No.43608976

>>43608970
But there's too many depressed humans for a Bogey to single me out in particular.

>> No.43608977

>>43608973
>Normal life is difficult
is it tho?

>> No.43608981

>>43608950
Well, if they weren't married, they'd probably ask you out on a date after they helped fix you

>> No.43608987

>>43608956
You're prime pamper-bait
>>43608977
Checked
It could always be worse, that's true

>> No.43608991

>>43608907
I don't have a wife. Do I just yell it at monsters in public instead?

>> No.43608994

>>43608950
Orgasm uncontrollably. I'd probably be in trouble if I ever came across one myself.

>> No.43608996

>>43608976
The Bogey Horde will make all children smile!

>> No.43609000

>>43608977
definitely one of the cozier times to be alive in the scheme of human existence.

>> No.43609027

>>43608905
>By the time the flaying is done and over with, she's crying

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>>43608844
yeah but it's usually the monsters saying them

>> No.43609077

I want a Succubus with gigantic tits so I can make fun of her for being more cow than demon.

>> No.43609084

>>43609077
You’re cruising’ for a bruisin’ anon.
Specifically on your pelvis when she mindbreaks you with her tits.

>> No.43609096

>>43609084
HAHA, DUMB COW DEMON HAS FAKE TITS SO HARD THEY CAN LEAVE A BRUISE!

>> No.43609097

>>43609084
rip anon, concussed by bowling balls

>> No.43609117

>>43609096
It’s funny that there is a actual cow demon who is most likely into Shotas who is a choco skinned mamono since they live near the desert kingdom.

>> No.43609125

>>43609096
>Anon wasnt heard from for several days
>was later recovered in a matango pit

>> No.43609136

>>43609125
>The matangos put him in a mushroom costume as some weird form of a wedding suit
Yes this is a reference to a old translation about the matangos.

>> No.43609141

>>43609096
You know natural tits can also do that if they’re big and heavy enough and with the proper amount of force right?

>> No.43609154

>>43609141
I won't fall for your silicone lies, implant demon.

>> No.43609155

>>43609141
Anon is trying to troll beings far stronger than himself
Let him learn it hard way

>> No.43609161

I wanna be indebted to a Tanuki addicted to Holst Milk who takes great pleasure in extorting sex out of a boy young enough to be her son.
Cougar ‘nuki with a huge tits and a huger ass.

>> No.43609167

>>43609154
i saw it, rl lady was able to flatten cans with her tits

>> No.43609169

>>43609161
Why not just be her husband?
Pregnant nukis also get big tits and ass

>> No.43609176

>>43609169
nuki and rata get off to coercion

>> No.43609190

>>43609176
What greater coercion is there besides "take responsibility or else"?

>> No.43609195

You can't bruise my lap with giant tits, that just doesn't make any sense. Breasts are soft pillows, there's no way they can plap hard enough to do that!

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