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43597932 No.43597932 [Reply] [Original]

Post yandere Touhou girls. No need to roll unless you want.

>> No.43597969
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>>43597932
Well okay then!

>> No.43597976

>>43597969
I want her to do horrible things to my genitals

>> No.43598007
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43598007

Roll for a 2hu.

https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/

Hard mode: Enable male characters, PC-98 characters and non-humanoid characters.
>>43597976
Circumcisions are pretty hot.

>> No.43598034
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>>43598007
I'm scared

>> No.43598051
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>>43597932
I love my kitty girlfriend <3

>> No.43598090
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>>43598034
Haru desu YO!!!!!!

>> No.43598114

>>43598007
Why do you think so?

>> No.43598120
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>>43598007
Write a short story about whoever you rolled.
Or else.

>> No.43598142
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>>43597932
Sagume
I might be fucked.

>>43598120
Eh, why not. Gimme a minute and I'll come up with something.

>> No.43598162

No need to post a 2hu when you are yandere itself lol

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>>43597932
I got the thief!

>> No.43598258

>>43598162
Really? Which 2hu am I?

>> No.43598440

>>43597932
How yandere spring will even work. Her IQ is like 40.

>> No.43598448

>>43598440
You don't need to be smart to be a yandere, you just need to be dedicated!
And Lily is one of the most dedicated fairies of all!
Isn't that neat?
You'll never have to worry about other women again, Lily is there!
Lily will always be there, ahahah!

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>>43598448
I'm pretty sure you need to posess at least a rudimentary intelligence and speech to be yandere though? Some ability to form bonds and hold conversation with other people would be nice.
Lily is like a little kid, and not Yuuka power-tier little kid at that.

>> No.43598518

>>43598484
>Some ability to form bonds and hold conversation with other people would be nice.
Not a requirement though!
Lily is going to be looking through your bedside window tonight Anon!

>> No.43598537

>>43598518
>Let me in I'm a fairy!
can't argue with that I guess

>> No.43598596

>>43598162
True. Hard to root against a yandere when you find her behavior too relatable and you want her to win.

>> No.43598635

>>43598596
that's not how it works

>> No.43598708
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Am i gonna wake up with a huge tiger next to me every morning now?

>> No.43598725

>>43598235
>shorter than a fucking broom
uoh

>> No.43598741

>>43598708
Just don't be a flight risk and you won't have the tiger watching your every move

>> No.43598764

>>43598708
>prepare tons of food
>tons of fats and carbos and salt
ez

>> No.43598770
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>>43598007
>a regular human girl

I am NOT going to jail over her infatuation!

>> No.43598784

got hatate

>> No.43598811

>>43598784
you are safe.
hatatatatata doesn't leave her room anymore, not after Aya publicized her weekly panty rotation.

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>>43598440
>>43598484
I swear we had the same discussion in a thread before, and it even was about Lily too. It's not about actually ripping people and youkai to shreds, a girl can be yandere solely because she's obsessed about (you).
You're like, confusing the cause and the effect. A symptom of the sickness.
Whether she's following you around, scrounging places for your hair or small belongings like a creep, or setting up situations for you two to be romantic in, drugging you, threatening people, spreading bad rumors, and all that acting like an evil mastermind, or just brutishly carving a path straight towards her goal like a muscle brained gorilla, it's never just about killing or hurting others. In Lily's case she might even actually have violent intentions, but she'd be, at most, an ineffective annoyance instead of a threat to anyone. She's propably too dumb to figure out using a knife.

>> No.43598838

>>43598725
Uh?

>> No.43598880

>>43598833
My questions was more about "is she even intelligent enough to properly feel affection and jealousy? to form a bond with someone?"
I'm not sure.

>> No.43598890

>>43598880
ANON!!
Just because she has a short attention span, and is a little dense, doesn't mean she is a soulless automaton!
Unfortunately for you, she is more than capable of feeling "love"!

>> No.43598919

>>43598880
Hey, she's obsessed with yelling about spring, right? Who's to say she won't be even more obsessed about a man she loves? It's like a year long deal.
I think you're taking the fairy retardation a little too far. They're stupid, sure, but they can speak. Lily puts her own clothes on and even has a different set, so she's clearly intelligent enough for love, even if it's, you know. This.

>> No.43598985

>>43598770
Telling Sumireko that she has to stop because her hanging around a 30 year old deadbeat isn't a good look for either of us!

>> No.43599015
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>>43598880
A lovestruck fairy is a literal force of nature, anon. If Lily got it in her cute little head that you and her would be the perfect couple to announce spring to everyone, then nothing short of the barrier collapsing will deter her from trailing behind you every chance she gets. She doesn't have much in the way of violence, but she does have stubbornness that knows no bounds by virtue of being a fairy. She's the kind of person to drive you (and others) mad through sheer persistence. You'd soon forget what a quiet, peaceful day looks like, and god forbid you decide to slightly humor her in hopes she'll turn it down a notch.

>> No.43599032

>>43599015
>If Lily got it in her cute little head that you and her would be the perfect couple to announce spring to everyone, then nothing short of the barrier collapsing will deter her from trailing behind you every chance she gets.
Isn't she relatively weak? I love spring though. Fuck summer and winter - not literally.

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>>43599015
Lily from that description reminds me of a dog. Not big scary dog, something small but very persistent.
Also iirc fairies are prone to forgetting things all the time. She'll forget me after not seeing me for a couple of days - just need to hide anywhere.

>> No.43599065

>>43599032
What are you going to do to stop her?
She doesn't need to eat, sleep do whatever-
If you kill her, she's going to come back chipper as ever, maybe even thinking that counts as consumation.
You are not immune to horny fairies.

>> No.43599083

>>43599065
>What are you going to do to stop her?
Most obvious solution - just wait for spring to end?

>> No.43599093

>>43599065
>maybe even thinking that counts as consumation
kinky

>> No.43599151

>>43599083
She doesn't dissapear, she just does other stuff for a while.
Oh, and she won't forget you. Your existence is now second only to spring in her mind. She is going to find you, like it or not, and you can't hide forever.

>>43599093
Choke her to death?
>Anon-sama is putting his big manly hands around my neck, he must really love me!

Shoot her?
>I've been hit with something Anon-sama has shot out, handled, touched! Oh god he must love me soooooo much!

Beat her with a club?
>Ahhh, Anon-sama's blows only prove he loves me, how else would he hit me so hard? I'll break that tsundere attitude of his! ~ <3

You can' win against something who can live with zero real consequences.

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I don't know if I'm lucky here or not

All I know is, that anyone who harms me in the slightest was is seriously fucked

>> No.43599183

>>43599151
So lily is a masochist?

>> No.43599184

>>43599065
I'll tell her I hate spring and if she annoys me I'll ruin spring forever.

>> No.43599193

>>43599151
>>43599183
Might as well tell her you enjoy NTR fetish and just go fuck other women while she watches.
>A-Anon-sama must be so happy right now, so I also must be very happy... ;____;

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>>43599184
She'll make you love spring, and therefore by extension love her!

>>43599183
No, she just doesn't understand the concept of pain, since if she dies, she respawns and does whatever it is fairies do all day. it holds zero significance to her.

>> No.43599214

>>43599203
But hurting her is still bad!

>> No.43599259

>>43599203
>No, she just doesn't understand the concept of pain, since if she dies, she respawns and does whatever it is fairies do all day. it holds zero significance to her.
Can she get pregnant though? Give birth?

>> No.43599270

>>43599193
a) good luck finding a woman who is willing to deal with a horny fairy trying to steal her partner.

b) You run the risk of seriously pissing Lily off, since she can totally justify killing your girlfriend and forcing herself upon you. (Or trying to, anyway.)
She might take it lying down (or not, haha) but chances are equally good she decides to see it as you not properly loving her like she loves you, and going full mindbreak rape mode.

>> No.43599291

>>43599270
>going full mindbreak rape mode
Sounds scary when we talk about Reimu or Yukarins or Tenshi but a fairy?
>sup miko-san fairy is trying to cause an incident she's right there officer here's 10k yen donation btw
>gotchu senpai

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Uh oh

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>>43599291
What's Reimu going to do?
Kill her?
She will just keep coming, again and again and again.
Reimu can't stay awake forever, but Lily can.
She'll come for you eventually anon, and no amount of bribing Mikos are gonna help that.
One day, you'll run out of money, or Reimu will make a mistake, and Lily will be there, waiting for that oppertunity.
She'll come, abduct you, and fly off to her secret fairy cave or whatever, and you'll learn to love her like she loves you.

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>>43599302
I hate to break it to you

But you are no match to her banditry technology

>> No.43599357

I noticed that yandere threads are the most popular threads on /jp/. They get the most amount of replies in the shortest amount of time omitting the vtuber threads and monstergirl threads of course

>> No.43599367

>>43599357
It's because we haven't had one in a while, the last one(s) were pretty boring since it entirely consisted of imagebumps of people's rolls, with few stories or other discussions.

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>>43599334
Now I kinda want to read a story about yan Lily where she prevails despite being retarded and weak. Or, to be precise, thanks to those qualities.
But desu reimu can just seal her for good or send her to the moon or some pocket dimension. Tons of 2hus were sealed or restrained at some point despite being broken powerhouses. Found ton of cute lilies btw.

>> No.43599415

>>43599374
Send her to the moon?
She'll die, either from the moonies or the vaccuum, depending on which side she goes to.

Seal? could work, but the second she realizes she can kill herself to get out, bye bye prison dimension.
And that's assuming you can even catch her nonlethally, since she has literally no reason not to avoid getting killed, she probably won't since she is a little too dumb to come up with a different plan.

I'd write that story for you honestly, but i'm already doing a different one, and comitted to a sagume one.
I might drop it, since I have no real opinion on sagume and she can't talk without fucking shit up, but I might get round to doing it in my spare time eventually.

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Well.. it'll be fine, right?

>> No.43599439

>>43599431
I wouldn't place any bets, ever, but you should be fine if you throw her a bag of rice every now and again.

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Does anyone have the English version of this?

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>>43599374
As a Lily fan, I've thought plenty about that sorta thing. It's fun, whether it'd be about her unending hijinks or actually getting somewhere with the object of her affection. Don't have the writefagging skills to do it justice sadly. Annoying as she might be, it's kinda charming knowing that she truly and honestly just wants you, and anything she does to get there would simply be the action that made most sense in her fairy brain. Not that fairies make the bst of judgements.

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I NEED a yandere Sakuya as my wife

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>>43599334
I don't really think she has the upper body strength to fly you off anywhere but she can probably be really, really insistent about making you come with her and at some point you'll give in just to make the annoyance stop.

It's like listening to "HEY LISTEN" on repeat but it's physically tugging you on your arm and getting in your field of view and tugging you in the direction she wants you to go all the time.

>> No.43600467

I don't think I'd want to fix a yandere or try to run from her. I'd want to embrace her and join her in being a horrible person.

>> No.43600474

>>43600030
Anon, as one writefag to a potential one, just go for it.
Read a book that's not some random, (or Cormac McCarthy, he has terrible punctuation and it does impact the quality just a bit, good stories though) and run with whatever concept you have. The major thing is the pacing, since you want stuff to happen, but maybe not at breakneck speed, so put in just a little filler on characters generally interacting. You'll know when you have the right balance, I think.
Plan out what you want to happen, don't have one-dimensional characters who only have one single purpose, give depth and character to the well, characters etc.
Read enough, good or bad, and you'll pick up on what's annoying to read, what's good, and what you think you could improve upon/take in a new direction.
The only thing you could possibly waste is your own time, since if it turns out that by some magical happenstance you are unable to pull it off, that's the actual worst case scenario. And I think that you probably have that in you.
Not that it'll be instant, but slow and steady effort will allow you to build up something you can feel proud of.

>> No.43600498

>>43600467
Try and put her off by being the absolute worst person you could imagine, completely take advantage of anything they give you without question, never offer thanks, be wholly inconsiderate.
If they can stand to deal with all that, then they are too far gone to be allowed into society, and you're doing everyone a favor by keeping them with you, and you can feel good about that.

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>>43599656

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>>43599656
And the followup

>> No.43600682

>>43600508
She just wants to give some chocolate. What's the worst that could happen by letting her in?

>> No.43600696

>>43600508
Well shapred voluptuous tengu body

>> No.43600709
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>>43600682
Gee, I dunno. She might violently rape you up to, and way past the point of exhaustion. Or kidnap you with the intention of keeping you handcuffed to her bed. You know how youkai are.

>> No.43600732

>>43600709
And this is a bad thing because...?

>> No.43600738

>>43600709
Is her place nice?

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>>43600732
How many times can you go in a single day? 3? 4? 6?
She'll insist on 50, because she heard a rumor that a human can do it that many times.
>>43600738
It's Hatate. What do you think?

>> No.43600775

>>43600709
What would you do if you were Hatate and were a yandere towards this anon >>43598784?

>> No.43600781

>>43600775
First I'd kill you for being an autogynophilic trannoid. Kill yourself.

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>>43600781
A what?

>> No.43600861

>>43600774
I hope she brought a towel, cause things are boutta get messy down there

>> No.43600977

>>43600781
You seem a bit angry, Hatate-chan.

>> No.43601092

>>43600977
I was writing something, and now it's all gone. Fuck you, you killed my inspiration with your trannyfication fetish.
Kill yourself already, stop spamming this shit in every other thread.

>> No.43601319
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>>43600474
Thank you for the genuine advice anon, it means a lot. Wasn't expecting it.
I've tried my hand at doing much, much shorter writing in the form of single posts, but they've never been done with the purpose of a larger narrative, or any to begin with. Just describing situations as you'd see in most any character thread. In any case, every time I've went at it, it takes me a pretty hefty amount of brainwork to come up with and put ideas into words, so trying to flesh out an entire story is daunting. Never really content with it either. I've struggled with writing (creative works in general, I think) since school, playing with words just isn't one of my strong points.
Is it really as simple as just consuming large amounts of literature? I can see the value of coming across 'bad' stories, whatever that might be, as long as there's an active effort put into analyzing why it might be bad.
Don't think I can promise anything right now, but I'll mull things over more. The uptick in stories here has been an absolute joy to read, and I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me wanna pitch in too. Thanks again.

>> No.43601348

>>43601092
Geez anon, this isn't very appropriate of you! Please go take a time-out to think about what you've said.

>> No.43601356

>>43601348
Kill yourself.

>> No.43601375

>>43601356
Ayayaya? Is that all you can say, anon? You have some growing up to do! :3

>> No.43601407

>>43601375
Would you prefer some variation of telling you to join the famous 42% of your brethen? Please, do join them. I hear it's actually well over 50% now, but nobody's got the guts to make a proper study. Either way, stop posting your awful fetish in random threads, it's tiresome.

>> No.43601419
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>>43601356
Hatate-chan... this is a yandere thread, not a tsundere thread...

>> No.43601469

>>43601407
I'm not even transgender, anon! I'm a cis white male and I've barely posted in this thread. You need to keep your cool and take a breather! You'll feel so much better afterwards. ^w^

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>>43598007
Huh, you know if i find a way to make it through the winters i think i can make it work.

>> No.43601590

>>43601319
As another anon who had only written short one-post stories before sitting down and writing a long story, just going on and writing it will give you lots of experience and help you improve. Power through any rough patches you find to the best of your ability. You can always look back and see what you liked or what you thought could be better when it's all done.

>> No.43602227

>>43601469
What did you even do to piss him off that much?

>> No.43602234
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>>43601419
Yandere Hatate cutting her wrists is too sad for me...

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>>43599431
2nd attempt: Eika Ebisu
3rd: I hate NUE!!1

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>>43602227
Bro got really heated in the threat for no reason so to have a bit of fun I acted "quirky" and it seemed to set him off
Quite funny if you ask me

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>>43602254
Maybe some headpats could calm that anon down.

>> No.43602279

>>43602254
Lawl, he even called you a tranny

>> No.43602283

>>43602254
Loool

>> No.43602284

>>43602276
Headpats take away the anger!

>> No.43602296

>>43600498
>never offer thanks, be wholly inconsiderate.

Gotta give her something every now and then to keep her hooked and increase her affection towards you and with it, the lengths that she will go to in order to make you happy.

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>>43598007
PANIC.

>> No.43602377

>>43602356
You will make a little miracle with Sanae

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>>43598007
Cute Merry!!! So if the theory Yukari = Merry is true, do I also get Yukari as well?

>> No.43602420

>>43602403
only after 1700 years, at which point you'll be long dead
I'm partial to Yukari being Merry's mom since time travel is for fags

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>>43602377
But I want to do that with Reimu instead!

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>>43598007
Well at least thats a ghost
But i havent heard of any shipwrecks in the netherworld
I guess im safe

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she's going to poison me someday, but it's probably not today

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>>43598007
I'm probably not going to stay mortal for long, am I?

>> No.43605672

>>43605515
Trapped for eternity with Princess!

>> No.43606386
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Wow anons... I tried the random generator and first try I get Sakuya... it's like we're destined to be together or something...

>> No.43608322
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>>43602284
Petting Hatate-chan!
Loving Hatate-chan!

>> No.43609439
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>>43597932
I got yukari

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>>43598007
I guess on the plus side I can now pleasure myself with this fish

>> No.43610127
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I'm not sure how much danger I'd be in but I welcome my autistic wife who'd introduce me via a very lewd Noh play

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>>43598007
I got Chen

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>>43610090
Yandere catfish...

>> No.43616564

>>43610242
Why the fuck is your screen so long anon

>> No.43616623

>>43616564
Do you like his long screen?

>> No.43616643

>>43616564
It's a filthy phoneposter.

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>>43598007
I might actually survive this.

>> No.43616707

This entire thread is nothing but roll posts. Again.
What an utter disappointment. I hate you, >>43598007. This thread might as well be sent to /b/ in it's entirety.

>> No.43616777

No roll.
Hecatia would be a really good yandere if she got into the spirit of the whole thing, even if her personality might not be the best natural fit for it. Her ability means she could physically be with you to keep you safe 24/7, even when she had other stuff to do.
You'd have had to fuck up royally (or luck out, depending on how you look at it) to get her interested in you like that, though.

>> No.43616793

Another thread devolves into anon showing what they got like Pokemon instead of having anything worth anything on the thread, many such cases. Sad.

>> No.43616800
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>>43616707
I'm sorry anon

>> No.43616811

Fix it instead of bitching. Talk about 2hus you think have underrated yandere potential.

>> No.43616820

>>43616811
Cirno yandere would be insane
She could freeze you in place and you'd be helpless as she did whatever she wanted with you

>> No.43616827

>>43616811
No, screw you. I'll post this link in every yandere thread from now on and samefag at least 20 responses.

>> No.43616835

>>43600508
Hold up, where did you find this translated version? Image lookups only give me the Japanese image.

>> No.43616837

>>43616820
What if she just wanted to show you a frog or something, though?

>> No.43616904
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43616904

Look guys, I clicked a link and pressed a button. Isn't that engaging and fun.

>> No.43616928

>>43598833
>now which end do I stab them with...

>> No.43616936
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>>43616904
YOU are engaging and fun.

>> No.43616947

>>43616936
Yeah, there's no need for any discussion. Fan the flames of rage, sink this retarded thread. Who did you roll?

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>>43616936
Well, nevermind, I'll roll for you. Look, you got that one.

>> No.43616975

>>43616777
Don't overthink it.

>> No.43616988

>>43616835
The filename should be a clue.

>> No.43617098

>>43616837
Well that'd be really cute
Maybe Cirno is too much of a dummy to know how to be a proper yandere

>> No.43617101

>>43598007
I got alice, how original.

>> No.43617112

>>43617098
The childish 2hus would fawn over you excessively, desperate for your attention

>> No.43617119

>>43616820
She'd 100% accidentally kill you by freezing you. Even if she'd only freeze limbs, you'd still be in for a lot of excruciating pain, and a very likely death anyway.

>> No.43617136

>>43616936
Aren't you gonna answer? Who did you roll?

>> No.43617147

>>43617136
You.

>> No.43617149

>>43617112
Imagine an all-fairy yandere harem...

>> No.43617241

>>43617112
Would they react poorly to getting childzoned or could they just morph their appearance to look more adult if that is what it took?

>> No.43617253

>>43617241
They would sneak into your house at night and start whispering into your ear as you slept, trying to subliminally brainwash you with ideas like "a small chest is fine too!" or "fairies are the cutest!"

>> No.43617283

>>43617136
Aren't you gonna answer? I rolled you.

>> No.43617451
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Shit bros, I think I'm fucked.

>> No.43617486
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43617486

You've been noticing Marisa a lot more recently. Of course, it's hard not to notice her, with her been as subtle as burning fireworks factory, but it seemed like you were running into her every day now. She always had an excuse for her to tag along with you or something or you to do with her. It was like she thought she would die if she was separated from your side. You learned to just go along with it, as saying no just meant she would go along with you anyway in her pushy style.

Today, she had invited herself to tag along as you went out shopping and followed you home to help you unpack. As you waited for her to leave, she pulled a small box from her dress. "Ah hey, I found these herbs that are supposed to help with your mental state, but I need a blind test to make sure they work. Could you please test them for me? I'll owe you" she gives you a pleading look. It seems harmless enough. You tell her to go ahead and she prepares some hot water to put the herbs in, placing the cup in front of you. Giving the contents a cautious glance and sniff as the magician stares expectantly you over. Then you gulp it down.

You feel a strange warmth enter your body as you feel very happy all of a sudden. The happiest you ever remember being in a long time. Marisa's face gets close to yours, studying you. You know, you never realized how beautiful she was until now. "You feeling alright there? Why don't you raise your arms" What a great idea! She's so smart. You raise your arms for her. She nods. "Now say, 'Marisa, you're so cute' ". Of course you'll say it, that's so obvious now! As you repeat it, a faint blush forms on her face. "Now get up, you're following me home" You raise from your seat and follow her. You're sure it's all going to work out!

>> No.43617508

>>43617486
Please continue writing anon I need more

>> No.43617552

>>43617253
god thats hot

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>>43598007
Who is this mysterious duo?

>> No.43617606

>>43617486
I wanna be drugged by the tiny magician

>> No.43617756

>>43617606
4 foot nothing like she came from the Shire.

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>>43617486
>>43617606
I want to be shrunken down and collected by the tiny magician so she can have all sorts of "fun" with me.

>> No.43618553
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I have no issues with this.

>> No.43618556

>>43618553
Post it on Snapchat

>> No.43618573

>>43618553
Post it on messenger
Then kill yourself

>> No.43618595

>>43617486
This is good, please go on

>> No.43618747
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>>43617451
You wake up and immediately know something is wrong. You're not in your room, rather you're on some table in some sort of workshop, maybe a basement? Then you notice that your body feels unnaturally heavy and weak, like you've been submerged in water and drained of all energy. Feeling just enough energy to turn your head, you notice a blond woman working on something at a table. When she finishes, she turns around and notices you. Giving you a smile, she closes the gap. "Awake now, my doll?" She says.

You struggle to get up or to speak, but you can't do either. the girl tuts. "Now, Now. We can't have you running around, we have so much work to do" She brushes a hand over your chest. Just barely being able to lift your head up to look, you see you're been dressed in a outfit that's so frilly, colorful and ostentatious it makes you wish you were naked instead. "Don't look so upset. There'll be plenty more for you to wear if you're good and follow through with your role" You don't want her to clarify, but she does "I've always wanted a doll that could think and move on its own, but that sort of creation is incredibly complex. But I may have been going at it wrong. Why create consciousness from scratch when I could work backwards? I could study how to make someone more doll-like, makes sense, right?" You attempt to thrash around, but nothing comes out of it. The girl waves over to a few dolls floating in the air, and they carry over a small hair containing a bowel of water and a hairbrush. As they place it down, she starts to brush your hair.

"Now Now, you'll be taken care of. I have no interest in breaking your mind or hurting you. You'll be fed and looked after, all I ask in return is that you do as I say and help me with my experiments. You'll be happy here, and you might even find that you've improved as part of it" She finishes brushing your hair and gives your head a little pat. Without warning, she hoists herself up on the table, pulling herself in a straddling position over you. She leans in, her breath hot in your ear "Besides my research, there's some things a man can do that a doll cannot, understand? I'm sure you're going to have a very enjoyable time" Your heart thumps in your chest as the implication sits in. "Now get up" she says as some force moves your body for you "We have a lot of work to do, and if we get it done and you obey, I might grant you the privileges of movement again, what do you say?"

>> No.43618864

>>43618747
This is what Alice considers romance

>> No.43619047

>>43617147
Well why didn't you post a picture?

>> No.43619079

>>43617590
You'll be fucked by both of them at once.

>> No.43619103

>>43618747
Sounds like she doesn't want a man in the first place. Why not cut the middle man?
She should just go all the way in making you a female doll right away.

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>>43598007
She won't be able to do anything, it's just a fairy. Tie her up and throw her in a river.

>> No.43621097

>>43618747
Write more please anon

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>>43597932
>>43598007
I don't like it.
And I barely have any money to begin with (I'm poor) so she'll lose interest quickly right?

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>>43598007
Oh no bros, not her.

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>>43598007
I don't like the heat.

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>>43618747
Desu yan magical girl stories look pretty good to me now. Bonus points for darker setting in general. Time to check fan- and web-fiction sites I guess.

>> No.43633530

>>43630463
What is a desu yan magical girl story?

>> No.43634441

>>43598919
and in the case of her alternate costume she wears it because she admires eiki, so that proves she can show some sort of affection towards another.

>> No.43634523

>>43619103
>implying she hasn't already done so
I envy your naïveté

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Medicine would get you addicted and physically dependent on her. She'll feed you an unholy mixture of poison that would act like heroin without any negative side effects so long as you're with her but leave her and it hurts like krokodil.

>> No.43635948

>>43634523
>Besides my research, there's some things a man can do that a doll cannot, understand?
You got a lot of things to be envious about, I'll give you that.

That's actually a good point in yandere discussion. You all expect her to be agressively sexual and rape you in your favourite ways, but what if she's into things that you aren't? She could actually be disgusted by sex in any form, so you might stay celibate forever. Enjoy your chastity cage and being nothing more than a hug pillow, I guess.
Or you know, she could be into the other awful fetishes like futa, hard ballbusting/castration, cutting/torturing you, cucking you, forcing you into performing her yaoi fantasies, diapers or scat, identity death, and more.

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>>43633530
Basically this

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>>43598007
>But I don't wanna do my homework...

>> No.43642437
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43642437

(1/3)
As you follow Sanae up the stairs to Moriya Shrine, you have to admit that this place is growing on you. Once the initial shock of being brought to a magical pocket dimension based on feudal Japan wore off, you found yourself charmed by the idyllic atmosphere and the cute girls. Sanae, in particular, has been a great help as she's eager to meet and help another outsider. However, it did throw you off when she casually mentioned that she's the descendant of a god.

Upon reaching the shrine grounds, you notice a young girl wearing a hat with googly eyes on it. Sanae doesn't seem bothered by the sight as she calls out to her, "This was the boy I was talking about before. He's new here, so please don't... you know." Without looking up, Suwako replies, "Yeah yeah, I'll leave you alone to go and collect-" The moment Suwako looks at you, she cuts herself off. Suddenly smiling, she continues, "Oh, it's nice to meet you. Anon, was it?" All you can do is nod before Sanae hurries you off to see the rest of the shrine. Maybe it's just your imagination, but there's something off about the glint in Suwako's eyes.

A few days later, Sanae visits you with an invitation to dinner at the shrine. Apparently, you must have made a good impression on Suwako because she insisted, even though Kanako was against it. Said opposition makes you nervous as you sit down to eat, but Kanako just gives you a look of pity before avoiding eye contact with you altogether.

You don't have much time to dwell on that before your supposed benefactor greets you, "How have you been enjoying your time in Gensokyo, Anon? I know this place we find ourselves in must seem a little odd, but I think it's for the best." You can only say positive things about Gensokyo. While the Tengu have been causing a bit of trouble when Sanae isn't around, it's a minor concern compared to life in the outside world. Judging by the look on Suwako's face, she disagrees with your opinion. "Momiji giving you trouble, huh? I'll need to talk with her about the repercussions of bothering the... guest of a curse goddess."

Sanae quickly objects, "Momiji isn't like that. She probably just didn't know. There's no reason to start a feud with the Tengu over a miscommunication!" Suwako shrugs, "It's definitely a miscommunication, but it's also about setting an example. If you let things like this go unpunished, others will wonder what else you'll let slide, and soon enough, you'll be on the streets." Sanae doesn't seem to agree but doesn't push the matter further.

Turning her attention back to you, Suwako begins pouring a bowl of sake, "Enough of that. Let's not talk business when we have a guest. Now, Anon, I know you must be thirsty, so I dug up some of my best stock. Literally dug it up, that is. I have to bury the good stuff so Kanako doesn't drink it all." Kanako scowls but stays silent after glancing between you and Suwako.

You try to explain that you're not much of a drinker, but Suwako insists, "You'll like it, Anon. It's... suitable for you. Hehe, anyway, who do you think you are turning me down? I only present myself and my sake; I can do nothing else." There's a pause after Suwako's response. She seems rather pleased with herself, while Kanako awkwardly coughs at that last remark.

You try to explain yourself again, but Suwako simply stares at you blankly. After a few more moments of silence, Suwako pushes the bowl toward you with an expectant look. Hesitantly, you force down the sake, coughing at the unfamiliar taste of alcohol. Returning to her normal demeanor, Suwako chuckles at your reaction, "I guess that was a bit stronger than what you're used to. Still, good stuff, right?" You decide to bite your tongue and just nod.

After dinner, you were invited to live at the shrine. With your hands full helping Sanae, you quickly fell into a routine. Sanae is a sweet girl, and you get along very well, though she's a bit obsessed with pushing Gundam stuff on you. Kanako avoids you. While it stings a bit that one-third of the Moriya household is going out of their way to steer clear of you, at least you don't have to worry about a war goddess being aggressive towards you.

Suwako is a strange case. She's very friendly, if not a bit too friendly. She acts familiar with you even when she shouldn't. She'll try to get you involved in activities she swears you love, and if you don't show interest, she'll give you that blank look of hers. Beyond that, she's a bit touchy-feely. You guess the whole "she's actually a 5000-year-old dragon goddess" argument does apply here, but it's still a bit off-putting.

>> No.43642455

(2/3)
>>43642437
Apparently, Gensokyo has a problem with "Incidents." As Sanae explained, the concentration of powerful beings in such close proximity leads to conflicts breaking out quite frequently. The saving grace is that there are established systems to prevent these conflicts from causing too much damage. It might seem strange to have gods and all-powerful yokai fighting it out in bullet hell battles, but you guess it makes sense given the context.

All that aside, Sanae and Kanako had to go to the human village to resolve an incident, leaving you and Suwako to take care of the shrine. To make matters worse, a celestial (because angels are a thing here) is fucking with the weather as part of this incident, causing heavy rain across Gensokyo.

Nevertheless, your chores haven't really changed, and since no one will be visiting the shrine in this weather, you only need to worry about housework. You were concerned that Suwako might be even stranger than usual, but she seems to be sleeping at the moment, so it's not an issue—or so you thought. When the time came to clean Suwako's room, she wasn't there.

Feeling a tad concerned for the girl, you search the house from top to bottom looking for her. It's only after an extensive search that you notice a figure out in the rain. Hoping you weren't about to be eaten by some rain Yokai, you bundle up and go out to the figure.

As you get closer, you clearly tell it's Suwako. Before you can ask her what she's doing out here, she turns to you and asks, "Why do you hate me?" Caught off guard you can muster a response before she continues, "You don't have to deny it. I can tell you're avoiding me and don't seem to enjoy spending time together."

Once again, you try to respond to Suwako's sudden accusations, but an overwhelming sense of dread grips you. Growing more agitated, Suwako continues, "Have you grown tired of me? Have your affections shifted over the years? I suppose it's only natural, but you..."

Suddenly, misty forms of white serpents with red eyes emerge from the ground all around the shrine. Gasping for breath under the weight of their judgment, Suwako continues, "You made a vow to me! You pledged yourself to me! How can you just abandon me after all I've done for you and your people? How can you leave me..."

Summoning the strength to shout a denial, you affirm that you do not know what she's talking about. However, instead of calming down, Suwako becomes even more enraged, "You swore everything to me, and now you feign ignorance?! How-..." Suwako falls silent, and the serpents begin to retreat, "It has been many centuries, I suppose, and you were born in the outside world where the power of reincarnation is weaker."
Feeling confused, you express your bewilderment at her mention of reincarnation, which elicits a smile from the goddess. Letting out a sigh, she responds, "Your haplessness is unmistakable. I must seem mad to you. You see, you are my consort, though it has been many centuries since the red threads of fate connected us."

Anticipating your question, she shrugs and says, "How do I know? Call it a goddess's intuition. Kanako thinks I'm crazy, but she's just an old hag who hasn't been with a man in her thousands of years of life." Suddenly looking concerned, she adds, "But it is troubling that you don't remember anything. Normally, you recall some things, even if the memories aren't that accurate."
Clapping her hands and accidentally splashing you with the water that has somehow collected on her clothes without getting them wet, Suwako exclaims, "I guess I'm going to have to joggin' your noggin. C'mon, I know what to do." With that, she leads you to the divine lake.

Producing a knife from somewhere, she lightly cuts her palm, and blood begins to flow. The snakes return, significantly smaller in size, and start circling the blood. Turning to you, Suwako says, "Sorry in advance for this, but you're not giving me any other choice." Before you can ask what she means, she picks you up and throws you into the center of the snake ring. As your head submerges in the water, your vision fades.

>> No.43642464

(3/3)
>>43642455
You find yourself as the heir of a great chieftain in Korea. Your clan thrived in that land until war and famine forced you to cross the strait into the islands of Japan. Your people wandered the hostile land, searching for a new home until you discovered a sanctuary in a valley beneath a towering mountain.

In that fertile valley, your people flourished until they were struck by plagues and crop failures. Seeking answers, you discovered that a cruel goddess of curses resided atop the mountain. With no way to escape her curses, your people resigned themselves to wandering Japan once again. However, you couldn't accept such a fate.

One day, you took a bowl and your father's sake and ventured up the mountain, determined to confront the goddess. Fearless in the face of danger, you venture to the summit and approached the goddess of the mountain. Thankfully, she did not kill you immediately, and instead questioned you, "Boy, you are one of the insects who sully my valley, no? Why have you come here? Do you have some sort of death wish?"

You answer that you have come to make an offering on behalf of your people. She sneers at that, "What pathetic offering has your clan mustered? Do you intend to appease me with a sip of sake?" You present only yourself and your sake; you can do nothing else. Looking down at you with disdain, the goddess nods, "Indeed, you are wretched. Still, I pity you, boy. Out of that pity, I shall offer you a pact: Serve me and have your clan present offerings and I will refrain from punishing them until they displease me more than they already do." You could only give one answer to such an offer.

The years passed quickly from then on. You presented your clan's offerings to the goddess and she provided her protection. Slowly you built a grand shrine atop the mountain and after receiving orders to tend to every one of your goddess' needs, you sired a line to tend the shrine.

As rudely as you were forced in, you were pulled out of that... memory? Regardless, Suwako pulls you out of the water and asks, "Do you see now?" As you nod, she smiles, "Good, now let's get you out of those soaking clothes and warm you up~"

>> No.43642904

>>43597932
Yandere fairies grabbing anon and taking him deep into the forest..

>> No.43643993
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Nobody cares, post more rolls.

>> No.43644238

>>43642437
>>43642455
>>43642464
No a fan of Suwako but that was fun (pni).

>> No.43644261

>>43642437
>>43642455
>>43642464
Heavily appreciated.

>> No.43645357

>>43642437
>>43642455
>>43642464
That was great anon!!
If you would please do more about other 2hus (maybe Sakuya)

>> No.43645561
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>>43645357
I'll make no promises until it's done, but I'll see what I can do.

>> No.43646130

>momiji
There is no hope is there?
Atleast that wolf tengu heat thing is just a myth
Right?

>> No.43646497

>>43642437
>>43642455
>>43642464
Nice work, really liked the reincarnation angle.

>> No.43648251

As you step outside for the first time in days you feel a cool breeze hit your face.
You've just moved into a vacant hut on the mountain after insistence of a group of powerful tengu and have spent the last couple of days sorting through all the boxes.
Thankfully you didn't have to move the boxes yourself, your benefactor had arranged a small army of tengu to pack and fly all your belongings over, although they weren't exactly thrilled about it.
While your belongings arrived intact, the tengu weren't exactly keen on organizing it first, leaving you to figure out where everything went.
Sorting through it all was not how you intended to spend your first few days here, but atleast it is all behind you now.

You wince as all the fatigue that has been building up hits you at once, causing you to stumble and fall to your knees.
You had barely rested and not eaten a proper meal since you arrived, surviving off of the packed lunch and snacks you had prepared beforehand. You were hungry and beyond exhausted and the toll for your lack of self care was about to be paid.
The ground you are trying to push away from had never felt so comfortable and you briefly consider laying down and sleeping right there until your weakened arms make the decision for you.
Your vision starts to blur and the moonlight fades from your view, but just before the darkness closes in, you see a faint warm light approaching and hear a yell, but your mind is unable to make out the words.

I have never written before in my life and wanted to give it a try since the stories on here are always a joy to read, if i continue this, momiji route or megumu route?

>> No.43648266

>>43648251
do Momiji because Megumu has been getting more than enough as of late

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>>43598007
I got a cute bird I'm scared that she'll blind me

>> No.43649876

>>43648266
I'll try to get something done quick tonight, I want it to involve reverse mating press but I have very little time.

>> No.43651750

>>43648763
she'll only blind you if you try to run away

>> No.43652572
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43652572

>>43598007

>> No.43652737

>>43652572
Lucky bastard, I wish Yuukarin would obsess over and kidnap me for her perverted fantasies.

>> No.43653305
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43653305

>>43598007
I got Flan! My virginity and safety are at risk, but she is cute so I don't mind!

>> No.43653312

>>43643993
>>43648763
>>43652572
>>43653305
I will rape your anus.

>> No.43653435

>>43653312
But I poop from there! If you're mad about just the roll, I'm drafting my Flanstory right now. Calm your tits, woman.

>> No.43653441

https://youtu.be/XTRYYWBuic0
I want to fuck this Flandre

>> No.43653875

>>43653441
Petite but adult flan is a favorite of mine.

>> No.43654001

>>43652572
Welcome to her garden
a place you'll never leave

>> No.43655298

>>43648251

You feel the sunlight hit your eyes and wake up in a panic realizing you slept through your alarm and have less than 30 minutes to get to school.
Deciding breakfast would take too long, you instead scrub yourself in the shower in a frenzy and dash out the door, hoping your wallet contains enough change to buy you something to eat during luch break.
Your run to school is filled with curses, both to your lack of athletics and the world in general.
If you take your usual route, you have little chance of making it in time and giving your record, another late arrival would spell doom for you.

Fortunately for you, there was a shortcut nearby.
Unfortunately for you, it was through private property.
A private property with a huge dog chained to a post, guarding it against trespassers.
Whenever you walked past the place in the past, blissfully ignorant of the beast that lay there snarling.
It was only when you got into clear view of the creature that all hell went loose.
Its bark was loud enough to cause hearing damage and filled with unfathomable aggression.
You don't know what the owners did to it for it to behave like this, but you had learned your lesson to never aproach that accursed place ever again.

Or so you thought.
You steeled yourself and prepared to make a mad dash across, if you stayed outside of the range the chain allowed the dog to move, you would have nothing to truly fear.
But you had too much faith in the rusty, ill-maintained chain the beast was leashed to and when you heard the sickening snap of the metal's strength failing, you could do nothing but cover your face with your arms as the dog lunged for you.
You snap awake in a cold sweat, staring at your hands and thanking whatever gods live up here for their intact state.
Beside you is the warm glow of a crackling fireplace, gently illuminating you and your surroundings.

Sorry for the low quality and awful pace, you can probably already tell where this is going. I have to awkwardly phone post this so I might wait until I have proper Internet again for the next bit so I can post a proper pupper along with it

>> No.43655406

>>43655298
>Deciding breakfast would take too long, you instead scrub yourself in the shower in a frenzy a
immersion broken, i have not take a shower in 3 years

>> No.43655604
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I'll be fine, she's never coming back. She can seethe in the little jar or whatever she's sealed in.

>> No.43655664

>>43653435
Rereading what I have so far, I didn't like how it turned out. One more time, from the beginning!

>> No.43655730

>>43653435
>>43655664
how do you even write a story with a neet that never leaves the basement? must be challenging work.

>> No.43658090

>>43655298
I await your return anon

>> No.43658764
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>>43652572
It was a perfect summer's day. Perfect clear sunny skies, but not too hot either. A good day to walk around the village to do some chores and feel the sun on your skin. You were browsing some furniture when everything went deathly quiet. The background chatter and sounds of village life on the street were gone, as if someone flipped a switch. You feel like an icy hand reached into your chest and grasped your heart, as if some long forgotten instinct was warning you of danger. The crowds on the street suddenly make themselves scarce.With nobody else on the street, you see her.

A green haired woman with red eyes. As she strides closer you get a better look at those eyes of hers. Piercing red pools locked dead on you, just by looking at them you see an intelligent hunger in them, like a hawk sighting its prey. You want to run, but you're locked in place like a deer caught in headlights and if the rumors you heard about this woman are true, then running would do nothing at all. She's right up to you. She reaches out and......

Picks you up in a bridal carry with a content hum. After adjusting your weight a bit, she heads down the street, on her way out of the village. The rest of the villagers poke out of their hiding places to look at you sadly. A sense of emasculation manages to squeeze its way between your overwhelming feelings of terror and bafflement, but the raw strength you feel in her arms means you don't bring it up. You do manage to squeak out a question, but in the form of an "Uhhhhhhhhh..."

She looks down on you with a graceful smile "I wanted a human, and you caught my eye. You're mine now" That was it. No explanation on why she wanted a human, so why you in particular. It made sense to her so she acted on it, and nothing else mattered. She she strides down the village streets, you pray for some miracle to save you as you sure as well don't wish to find out her plans for you. Your miracles arrives in the form of Hakurei Reimu holding a basket of groceries. Yes! The protector of the village, the miko that faced down gods and laughed! Surely she would lay down the law and prevent your kidnapping. The two of them stare each other down. The next few moments stretch into an eternity. Then Reimu continues down the street, ignoring the both of you. Someone was choosing her battles today. With your supposed savoir disappearing around a bend, Yuuka makes her way out of the village again. The edge of the village is getting closer and closer. Once you arrive her destination, something tells you that she'll never let you go.

>> No.43660441

>>43655664
I just had a Flan dream and now I know what my previous stories were missing. I think it will turn out well as long as I follow what I remember and expand from there. Once more, from the beginning!

>> No.43660593

>>43655604
She is coming back, I can feel it
>>43660441
Stop rewriting and just post it already

>> No.43661029

>>43660441
God revealed the story to you in your dream, that is going to be good.

>> No.43661204

>>43660441
What was it about?

>> No.43662425

>>43658764
>I wanted a human, and you caught my eye. You're mine now
Cute

>> No.43662959

>>43658764
Write more anon please

>> No.43664799

>>43658764
>Then Reimu continues down the street, ignoring the both of you.
Classic Reimu

>> No.43669399

>>43658764
Happy life with flower wife

>> No.43670359

>>43658764
>Hakurei Reimu holding a basket of groceries.
Anon got his hopes up thinking the miko was a hypocrite.

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43670586

>>43597932
Looks like my kids are going to be blonds now

>> No.43674398

>>43660441
I wish I could have a prophetic touhou dream

>> No.43680036

>>43653441
Sexy flan

>> No.43680317

>>43680036
Is not canon.

>> No.43680399

>>43680317
YOU aren't canon you irrelevant swine

>> No.43681825

>>43670359
>Reimu carrying any food
Something tells me someone payed her to look away from this one...

>> No.43684163

>>43681825
as expected from the youkai shrine maiden
taking bribes under the table

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>>43681825
>>43684163
How dare you accuse her of something like that.

And it's "paid", not "payed".

>> No.43684512

>>43684179
Payed and buyed, the dynamic duo of the ESL

>> No.43685841 [DELETED] 

>>43684179
>How dare you accuse her of something like that.
Even if she weren't, I doubt Reimu would happily fight a really pissed off Yuuka
>Spoiler
Thank you.

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>>43684179
>How dare you accuse her of something like that.
Even if she weren't, I doubt Reimu would happily fight a really pissed off Yuuka
>Spoiler
Thank you, it seems going to /jp/ really paid this time, hehe.

>> No.43687699

>>43670586
Robot can't procreate!

>> No.43687715

I think if I got a 2hu yandere obsessed over me, I would kill myself really quickly if possible.

>> No.43687748

>>43687699
Ran isn't a robot, her brain just acts like one
she can pop out as many copies of herself as she wants, and she wants a lot of them out of you

>> No.43687790

>>43687715
Killing yourself would send you to a hell full of lonely demons, onis and who knows what else, anon.

>> No.43687809

>>43687715
Better hope its not a strong one, in Gensokyo dying is just changing addresses

>> No.43687815

>>43687809
If you menage to die before getting force fed a liver in the first place.

>> No.43687819

>>43687815
Or if a necromancer doesn't feel like helping.

>> No.43687821

>>43687715
half the cast can and in some cases has marched down into hell itself
if you died they could just drag you back and would be able to shackle your soul to them for as long as they live, which could be several thousand years

>> No.43687828

>>43687821
the other half would turn you into a immortal one way or another.

>> No.43687831

>>43687821
Thats not even counting making a deal with someone like Seiga or Eirin or a god to preserve your body and make you quasi immortal and binding your soul back to your body.
Hell even Byakuren could probably do something like that and boom, you're not stuck back where you started AND she's even more obsessed with you now

This isn't even counting that the one that loves you isn't Komachi, Eiki, or worst of all for escape, Hectia

>> No.43687867

>>43687790
>>43687809
>>43687821
good thing I'm athiest and don't believe in afterlife.

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>>43687867
Eiki cares little for your beliefs

>> No.43687925

>>43687901
Gensokyo is a land of belief and faith. If I don't believe in After Life, Heaven or Hell even exist then it won't exist to me!!!

>> No.43687949

>>43687925
You'll believe in it once it's shown to you!
Hecca-chan WILL have her personal concubine anon!

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>>43598007
Cool..i guess?

>> No.43688376

>>43687925
yeah, not your belief and faith though
many an outsider who didn't believe in anything has fallen in, and died for it

>> No.43689251

>>43598007
i got Megumu, no idea who she is aside being a tengu.

>> No.43690196
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43690196

am i safe?

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>>43598007
What’s the absolute worst that can happen since Alice is apparently gone yandere for me?

>> No.43690214

Cirno would never rape you so you'd be safe around her.

>> No.43690387

Just because they’re yanderes doesn’t mean they’ll go completely “aaaa I’m going completely insane over how in love with anon nigger-Chen help me”. Surely you can control your yandere hu.

>> No.43690466

>>43690387
whole point of having inhuman monsters as yanderes is that its nigh impossible to control them
deadbolts that would stop a human wouldn't even slow a youkai insistent on taking you home.

>> No.43690508

>>43690466
My mistake for thinking you can reign in a yandere hu.

>> No.43690543

>>43690387
I'm a mere human, anon-sama....

>> No.43690566

>>43690543
Surely you could convince a yandere Sayuka to not do something crazy like carve her name into your chest, Anon.

>> No.43690640

>>43690566
How?
Physically restraining her from doing so?
If sakuya has her mind set on marking me as hers (& vice versa), then there is nothing I can do about that, all I can do is try talk to her and do everything I can to convince her its a bad idea.

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>>43690566
Could I convince Aya to not cut my foreskin and lick the blood off?

>> No.43690731

>>43690640
I was going with talking her out of it.
>>43690675
Uh yes?

>> No.43690836
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>>43633530
>desu
The three letter acronym of "to be honest" is wordfiltered on this site. It's kind of annoying when people always seem to end their posts with it desu.

>yan
Yandere.

>> No.43690944
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43690944

She won’t do shit lol

>> No.43691330

So which hus would be the worst to deal with if they became yandere for you? All I got is Flan, maybe Tenshi, and Yukari.

>> No.43691491

>>43691330
yachie seems like a strong contender

>> No.43691509

>>43691330
definitely Okina
you're not going to leave the land of backdoors anytime soon if she likes you

>> No.43691564

>>43691330
Your momhu

>> No.43691595

>>43691491
Oh she’d be awful to deal with in yandere mode.
>>43691509
I’d put her on the same level as Yukari.

>> No.43691686

>>43690675
Probably, tenguism is passed on through the mother and theoretically the man wouldn't need to be tenguis.
Though I'm not versed on tenguism

>> No.43691716

>>43691686
Wait a minute here.

>> No.43692307

>>43674398
It's a lot to think about. I've written down a timeline with criteria that need to be met for every scene and I'm struggling to do it all justice. Maybe it would be easier if this wasn't my first attempt at serious writefaggotry, but I just can't find the words to make the story as engaging as the dream. I don't even know if I want to release chapter by chapter or to dump the whole thing.

>> No.43692797

>>43692307
no rush, take your time anon

>> No.43693977

>>43690836
i think its funny so i always trigger the filter desu with you senpai

>> No.43693986

>>43691330
>Flan,
its a vampire, all you need to do is only go out at day, and at night stay at home which she can only enter if you give her permission to.

>> No.43694069

>>43693986
Why would she need to enter your home, anon? She'll just destroy it because you won't need a home of your own anyway, since you'll be living with her in the basement from now on.

>> No.43694204

>>43694069
>>43693986
Also that particular thing doesn't actually work, does it?
Gensokyo logic is weird man.

>> No.43696441

>>43605515
>>43605672
Atleast you'll also have Mokou, Eirin and Chang'e to keep you company alongside Kaguya for all eternity

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>>43694204
Yes, Remilia herself said that was bollocks. Hell, Akyuu wrote in one of her descriptions that one way to beat magicians is to go directly at them with a menacing look. Yeah, champ, go towards the youkai infamous for manipulating reality and beyond.

>> No.43698127

>>43698054
Remillia could be lying to not look bad, the same she could have lied about the fate manipulation thing.
Tough it would not matter since she could simply ask to Sakuya or china to break in your home and take you away.

>> No.43698553

>>43698127
>Yandere Flan: destroys your house and drags you back to her basement in the dead of night
Vs
>Yandere Remilia: your house gets broken into and you get dragged to her at the dead of night

>> No.43700165

>>43698553
i think getting kidnapped by Remilia's goons would be more fun
imagine a petite white haired lady and a big red haired lady kicking your door down, tying you up, and carrying you over there heads like some cartoon

>> No.43704211

>>43700165
That’s exactly how I imagined it going down in my head when I typed it up.

>> No.43704426

>>43700165
>>43704211
Would it be better if Remilia didn't know what they were doing and actually just sent them to invite you over?

>> No.43704542

>>43704426
>Sayuka and Meiling assume since Remmy went yandere mode she wants you dragged back to the mansion, probably bound, instead of just bringing you over
Yeah I can see it happening.

>> No.43704929

>>43698054
Holy fuck I remember colourising that!!
I never did get around to doing it properly, but I'm shocked anyone actually downloaded it.

>> No.43708926

>>43704929
You did good anon

>> No.43709256

>>43704426
Remilia accidentally "who will rid me of this turbulent priest" her way into kidnapping you and now she needs to play if off as though it was something she intended to do.

>> No.43711346

>>43709256
gotta love that Remilia brand chuuni

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>>43711346
Would she even be good at being a yandere?

>> No.43717975

>>43700165
I see Sakuya-san percieving it as just an invitation you can't refuse whilst Meiling being the one to have the most reservations about doing it, along the lines of "Miss Sakuya, isn't this just kidnapping?"
There's a fun contrast in the human behaving more like a youkai between the two

>> No.43718024

>>43700165
Imagine Remi doing a fancy hand written invitation and asking Sakuya deliver it, saying along the lines "this is a invitation that Anon cant refuse" and Sakuya taking it literally.

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>>43717975
>>43718024
>be Remila
>hoping to see Anon after he gets the invitation
>instead get Sakuya and an uncomfortable looking Meiling carrying a bound and gagged Anon back to you
>"We're back Lady Reimila!"
>[muffled anon noises]
>"She thought you wanted to see him now"

>> No.43718112

>>43690196
Yes, until a giant floating eyeball tank shows up outside your house to abduct you.

>> No.43721202

>>43718097
Remilia's gonna have her work cut out for her trying to make the situation with anon better and tard wrangling sakuya

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>>43721202
Poor Remilia's constantly being misinterpreted and now she looks like a crazed loon who can't take no for an answer. She should tell Sakuya to prepare Anon for dinner and straighten this mes- wait, wait what're you doing with that filleting knife? Not like that Sakuya!

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>>43721202
>>43721246
Such is life for Remilia.
>>43721482
This little airhead would definitely being in the top ten of the worst hu to deal with if she went yandere.

>> No.43724725

>>43722659
>be in
Fixed.

>> No.43724927

>>43704929
/jp/ is filled with talented people, I see.

>> No.43724952

>>43724927
It took like five minutes, only because I had to manually draw in her eyes in that bottom frame.
Other than that it was just a well-keyed fill tool here and there.

You can see some errors here and there since I was lazy, like her forehead has some green on it for some reason. The original image is from the back page of some Yuukla doujin, "On the sunny field" if I remember correctly.

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>>43724952
Its perfect, lad, don't think much about it. The error you mention is microscopic, relax.
>The original image is from the back page of some Yuukla doujin, "On the sunny field" if I remember correctly.
Thank you.

>> No.43726020

How bad would a yandere Reimu be?

>> No.43726186
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>>43726020
She's effectively a supreme authority within Gensokyo, with only the sages being above her, and they don't actually have any direct control over her. Virtually no-one would have the power to oppose her, and the few who do wouldn't give much of a shit. Yukari would probably just see you as a good way to make Reimu do what she wants, for instance.
Your only likely allies would be Marisa and Kasen, and maybe people like Mamizou, if she's in a good mood. At least, you'd need someone to help you escape Gensokyo, since staying there is not an option.
Of it really came down to it, a truly obsessive Reimu would likely just go all-out and destroy her "best friend", if necessary, as well as any other collaborators, and end up chasing you down in the Outside World herself. Yukari might even help her track you down, if only to get her back to work. It would probably be easier than trying to set up a new shrine maiden or convince Reimu to stop being deranged.
Really, any lad unlucky enough to find himself the unwilling recipient of Psycho Miko Reimu's affections is probably better off just accepting his role as the shrine's new priest. Just don't cozy up too much to any of the youkai that visit there.

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>>43726186
Well that sounds grim.

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>>43725101
>>43724927
>>43708926
>>43698054
At least have a proper recolour now that I've gotten around to doing it.

Funnily enough, if you guys like it, that would make me one of the lucky few anons who have received praise for both writefagging and drawfagging, even though it's just a recolour.

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>>43726186
I've put a good bit of thought into this, there are only two places you could realistically hide long enough to confuse her innate intuition
1)current hell under the protection of someone as strong as yuuma and in one of the circles cut off from mortals. Like seen in WaHH theres places Reimu has a hard time entering and exiting and you could hide there for a time
2)Kasen's Senkai is a place cut off from the rest of the world and even Reimu has a hard time finding her way inside, since its very cut off you'd have some time come up with your next moves with a sympathetic girl like Kasen
3)not a real option but the moon is almost impossible for Reimu to get too without help
4)The outside world could work as Reimu would lack a good bit of her power there, maybe. However someone like Yukari could easily capture you and bring you back since Reimu would abandon her duties till she finds you

>> No.43726416

>>43726359
>However someone like Yukari could easily capture you and bring you back since Reimu would abandon her duties till she finds you
There's no real escape from yandere Reimu.

>> No.43726444

>>43726359
Senkai and Hell probably wouldn't keep Reimu out for long. Lotus Eaters notes that Reimu is one of the few people who can easily enter the Land of the Backdoor, for instance, so her border powers clearly let her travel to other worlds easily. She'd just need to practice a bit harder, and wouldn't you know, the usually laid-back shrine maiden just got a whole lot of motivation to actually put in the effort now.

>> No.43726452

>>43726444
That is why I noted 'for a time'
A motivated Reimu who knows that you're hiding somewhere she can't easily get protected by people she can't easily beat is going to become a true Oni Miko the likes of which Yukari is going to have to preemptively nip in the bud by personally ensuring you can't escape her otherwise she'd have a monster on her hands

>> No.43726532

>get shackled down with yandere Reimu
>she gets you a shōzoku that matches her outfit's colors

>> No.43726954

>>43721482
Who is this cute girl, and why does she look so menacing

>> No.43728185
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43728185

What if there were two yanderes fighting over you? How would it go down?

>> No.43728636

>>43728185
too many variables to say
unless there is a huge power difference between the individuals

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>>43728636
>too many variables
Isn't that the beauty of it? Yandere 2hus are in 90% of cases more powerful than you so they almost always win by default, with a contender in the picture it might get more interesting than just the plain old kidnapping. Whether one completely blows the other out of the water or they're evenly matched, it even gives both of them a reason to *be* yandere. Even a human vs fairy might present an interesting conflict if neither wants to back off, a fairy can't kill a human in a 1v1 but the human can't get rid of the fairy for more than a few hours at a time.

>> No.43734482

>>43726186
>Really, any lad unlucky enough to find himself the unwilling recipient of Psycho Miko Reimu's affections is probably better off just accepting his role as the shrine's new priest.
At least the Hakurei god would probably apologize

>> No.43735103

>>43734482
And be happy to finally get some recognition.

>> No.43743355

>>43726186
This sounds hot

>> No.43743719
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>>43709256
>now she needs to play if off as though it was something she intended to do.
Where have I heard that one before?

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>>43598007

>> No.43750636

>>43743355
It isn’t.

>> No.43752022

I prefer Death rather than Dishonor of losing my freedom to a mad youkai.

>> No.43752032

I just want someone to love me, honestly
Yandere is just a cherry on top

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>>43752022
What's the issue anon?
Your kids would look better blonde

>> No.43752096

>>43752083
At least one child will be ginger like me.
This is non-negotiable, I will protest in any way I possibly can.

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