/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43598449
it dieded
inusakuya was too much for /jp/ to handle

>>43598449
Up my ass
>>43598457
WAN WAN WAN WAN INUSAKUYA

WAN WAN WAN WAN INU SAKUYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eS-DpHaSkQ

I don't like her because she is a h*man

>>43598724
Barely!

>>43598687
damnit, I had just cured myself of the virus...
Oh well, insanity was a fun time anyway!

Post EoSD Sakuya only

Finally a Sakuya thread
I want Sakuya to be my wife

>>43598948
Who doesn't?

Do you think Sakuya is picky about her men?

>>43599244
100%. She is a perfect maid, after all.

>>43599272
She seems like the kind of person who has no experience with men

>>43599320
that's because she's waiting for the perfect husbando.
But perfection isn't a thing that arrives on your doorstep, and Sakuya hasn't realized that yet.
She'll wait and wait, not knowing that she's asking for something unobtainable.
No one is perfect, not even her, and that knowledge might destroy her.

>>43599353
Her husband will be Japanese Homer Simpson

>>43599409
No, it will be >>>>me<<<<
I want to bury my face in that pussy, and nothing can stop me Not even a restraining order

>>43599430
That's the spirit!

>>43599320
Most certainly, but I still think she'd be picky, she'd probably look for a guy who has a lot of work experience, someone who could help her with cleaning and such... remember she's essentially the only one who takes care of the Scarlet Devil Mansion
>>43599430
That's horrible anon! What would Sakuya think?

>>43599521
She'd think I was a pervert, anon.
Pervert guy for a pervert maid, we're perfect for each other.
All I need to do is shatter the illusion that the perfect man exists for her to wait for, and then slip on in when she's feeling lonely, having wasted her time when she could be loving me.

>>43599570
Honestly I don't think Sakuya is a pervert, I feel like she's more of an innocent type due to a severe lack of experience

>>43598449
What the hell was ZUN thinking when he drew this face?

>>43600015
He was drunk, like always

>>43600024
No, its the opposite: this is the only art he drew on the game that he was not drunk during it.

>>43600015
“How can i make the most soulful drawing?” Probably

>>43598449
The last sakuya thread she was tickling my butthole...

>>43602178
That's not fair anon! Why can't Sakuya embrace me? I curse life...

>>43598449

Imagine living as a professional live-in NEET in the Scarlet Devil Mansion, bounding down the stairs every morning in an open bathrobe, penis bouncing this way and that as rich morning piss sprays across the walls and floor, cheerily greeting Sakuya and asking what's for breakfast as you greet the new day.

>>43608130
You are a horrible person, anon
I personally would help Sakuya with her work as much as I possibly could

No degeneracy within the presence of Sakuya, kudasai.

>>43616571
God imagine making out with her on top of the bodies of those people she has just killed, I literally cannot think of anything hotter

>>43616587
Degenerates like you deserve a thousand knives in the back

>>43598449
>where is it?
Idk Marisa probably stole it

>>43598449
It's this one right?

>>43608478
As long as you have my tasty brekky ready, you can do what you please

I want Sakuya to be my slave.

>>43617381
You aren't helping things anon, I am very much attracted to psycopathic women
Less bullshit

Sakuya is the perfect elegant maid, so she's sure to clean up whatever messes I make on the SDM's luxury carpet without minding even a bit.

>>43632237
There is a difference between being able to, and caring that she had to.
I think she would mind, and hate you for it.

>>43598449
What's the best approach with her when she's in the village buying things ?

>>43632257
Correction.

>>43632257
Timestop rape, she would be impressed by you hitting her with her own trick!

How would you try to sweep Sakuya off her feet?

>>43600015
How many more beers he still have on the fridge

new Sakyun animation by NULL!
HOT

>>43641568
My autistic obsession with long barrel weaponry.
As a /k/ommando herself, Sakuya would be sure to soak the carpet as I describe the immense stopping power of 10mm auto compared to contemporary semiautomatic pistol cartridges.

>>43641568
I would be polite to her and try to assist her in her duties. Since she's the only competent worker at the SDM I'm sure it's difficult for her even at her level of expertise.
I would also run errands for her if requested to help her out.

>>43645837
indeed.

>>43641568
Bucket of chicken

>>43648141
You'd stand a better chance if you would actually stand on the point, scout.

>>43648359
She looks so happy!! I love her very much

>>43648359
The fish conclusion

Never forget that skakky is a creepy psychopath who enjoys feeding people to vampires

What does Sakuya anus taste like

>>43649999
It's her fault for standing there

>>43649963
It tastes like poop, anon. Just like how every other persons bum tastes like. What did you expect? Did you want it to taste like black tea? Of course you did. Because you're delusional. Not everything is sunshine and rainbows, anon. If you lick the place where poop comes out of, it's going to taste like poop.

>>43654797
Speaking of experience anon?

>>43598449

>>43654820
Yes anon, me and Sakuya have tried many things.

>>43654797
Yeah but cute girl poop is tasty despite tasting like shit tho. Something primal about that that idk how to put into words

>>43656257
>idk how to put into words
please don't

>>43654797
Sakuya canonically doesn't poop

>>43656369
Another one fooled by Sakuya's bathroom time stopping tricks

>>43656369
You fool... she only poops in time stop.
>>43656257
Anon what the FUCK

>>43656470
She's so dedicated to presenting a creepy and inhumanly elegant image, wtf is wrong with her, anons?

>>43656703
nothing

>>43598449
I can respect a hard-working woman. She would make a great mother.

>>43656703
Absolutely nothing I love her very much

>>43656703
>She's so dedicated to presenting a creepy and inhumanly elegant image
But that is precisely what makes her so alluring, there is nothing wrong with Sakuya

>>43656703
normal woman are always presenting creepy and inhumanly elegant images. It's in their nature to allure you, eat you up and then go for the next

How overpowered would Sakuya be as a vampire?
Also do you think she'll be in TH19? It seems like other than Reimu and Marisa ZUN is going for animal characters so maybe not, but one can hope.

>>43657240
If Sakuya doesn't appear in TH19 I will blast my brains out, anon.

>>43657240
Humans are animals.

>>43657288
Same anon

>>43657240
She was already in the last game.

>>43656703
More like, what's wrong with me?
I find that hot.

>>43657240
she will be more retarded than usual, now she takes Spirtual Damage .from shinto/Maharayan Buddhism.
At least she would be Pure Sex rivaling even Sex Flan.

>>43663321
I can see it now, Touhou 20: Embodiment of SEX devil

>>43657441
Now hear me out;
I prefer her PCB sprites to all the others.
But red eyed sakk is nice too, one you "correct" the zunface.

>>43657441
Why is she so fucking sexy

Does she use her abilities in the bedroom?

>>43665580
Of course. I don't know why she wouldn't stop using them to exclusively clean the bedrooms.

Her standards for men are insane. Eirin is her relative and she rejected a lunarian prince just to live on Earth. If she rejected him what chance do human men have?

>>43674293
They live on Earth for one.

>>43674293
>Eirin is her relative
Sauce

Why the fuck every time I enter a Sakuya thread I only find the cringiest of edgelords here.

>>43674753
its a sakuya thread after all

>>43674310
It came to him in a dream

>>43674753
Some people are just freaks, anon
We need more people like me who love Sakuya in a wholesome way

>>43674753
Its a knife wielding maid who works for a vampire and has a rock music as her theme(at least on th6). She is pure edge.

>>43663667
what's wrong with sakuya's face anon?

>>43682433
Why would she do this

>>43682509

They come up with weird abstract ways of disciplining one another for bad behavior.

>>43682538
I guess if you both have an eternity to do so, why not?

>>43682865
Damnit, Sakuya must have accidentally taken some of patchy's LSD.

>>43684830
They both raid her stash on the regular

>>43695217
Did Deathclaws make their way into Gensokyo?
I prefer a single well-placed .308 myself, but I won't question Sakuya's personal methods.

>>43697318
I believe Sakuya would be skilled with any type of weapon, she just chooses knives because they're her favourite type of weapon.

Ok. I need you're help /jp/. There's this video. It's blocky. Like the oof game, but 10 years ago. It's been so long I remember it like a fucking fever dream, and can't confirm it's real.
But i can taste it.

The manor runs out of tea. They gotta get more tea. Lot of padaru jainai in there. Lot of hail briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitania in there.
Was this a thing that actually happened in like 2011, or am I high? -

Please help, I'm begging you. I can't find it.

>>43598449
>where is it?

>>43700680
>you're
Go back, learn english, then ask again when hell freezes over.

>>43707013
There are easier ways to say you don't know either.

tits

>>43708483
No pads there, did she get patchy to cast an expansion spell?

>>43706999
updooted!
>999
checked! gave you silver!
also
>69
doubly nice. wish i had the money to guild you, kind stranger!

Her eosd theme is so much better it's not even funny

>>43717433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUegFNJQZzM

>>43717433
Luna dial reminds me of Gengetsu's theme actually.
Which is nice, since both are really good songs (If you find a good remaster from LLS)

>>43675959
>rock
I wouldn't know what to call it but it's definitely not rock

>>43718096
at music room in th6 ZUN himself says that he tried to make it rock, but he did not know anything about rock at all.

>>43699638
no, being good with military grade weapons actually require dedication and training, she should not fire an anti-materiel rifle without bipod and being prone

Pretty

EHHHHH?! Sakuya-dono, you're going to BETRAY and TRAP my boyfriend Kourin inside the Scarlet Devil Mansion, and then you, Meiling-dono, Koakuma-san, Patchouli-sama, Remilia-sama, Flandre-chan and a hundred fairy maids are all going to MILK him dry of his semen for the next 500 years?! And... WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!! Y-You're going to SLICE ME TO PIECES and make a DELICIOUS MEAL out of my body, which will be eaten by you and the others as you get yourselves PREGNANT with my boyfriend's SEED?!!!! And my best friend REIMU will show up to TRAP my SPIRIT in MAKAI for MILLENNIA, to ENSURE I can't even watch you use my boyfriend as your SEX TOY. SOUNDS INCREDIBLE! YABBA DABBA PICHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!

>>43720351
>kourin
>boyfriend
Don't flatter yourself now shortlegs, you know how much of a lie that is

>>43719637
Nuh uh anon Sakuya can do whatever she wants, especially firing a .50 BMG sniper rifle standing up with no bipod. She's just that awesome.

>>43720351
>>43720599
Upvooted, my trooncord friends!

セクシーメイド

>>43719637
She's more than capable anon, she just saw a fairy that needed extermination and that's all she had to hand.

After all, she's had bigger...

>>43722162
I want to smoke with Sakuya

>>43729386
Sakuya is a healthy gal. She only smokes rats on the regular.

>>43645837
Where?

>>43730627
sadpanda

If Sakuya got married to a regular human would she allow herself to grow old and die with them or would she choose to stay young forever?

>>43751057
It's too late. Remi already turned her into a vampire.