/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You take care of the smol Pharaoh, and I'll handle the big buff Anubis.

Milking a lilim in cowprint for that premium quality succubus nostrum as part of my daily breakfast, while she pouts that someone as noble as her is being debased for simple foodstuffs as she also eats the sugary cereal we're having

Sorry miss Pharaoh, I have my eyes on someone else.

>>43582454
Selene is cute

>>43582454
Why have a servant when you can have monster royalty?

Warning: Dragon sex will result in broken pelvis bones.

>>43582426

>>43582426
Fantasy Egypt erotic.. brown child erotic..!

How long would your jail sentence be if you spanked the pharaohs daughter

You've scorned centaurs for too long Anons. They're taking matters into their own hands.

>>43582500
I love dragons too much to care.

>>43582520
Rather go for the pharaoh's desperate single CC sister

Dullahan centaur with tsukumogami saddle spectral rider with the assless chaps style of armor, or spectral steed tsukumogami saddle? Not that I'd use this for anything, just thought the concepts were cool.

>>43582520
Depends on whether she enjoyed it. Could be as short as an eternity in the Khepri pit, as long as life as her husband.

>>43582520
depends on who gets to you first,.the guards, her mother or her father

You did not ride the lightning.
The lightning will ride you now.

>>43582587
She's much better behaved after the spanking so anon will become the royal tutor to give the young princess one-on-one lessons in discipline

>>43582426
We like older women.

>>43582615
Not a monster girl, hell I don't even think that's an older woman.

>>43582598
>Touch Raiju
>Jizz in your pants from electric shock
This is why rape weasels are bad

You shouldn't date 1000 year old ancient hags who have never known the touch of a man before if you're still in like, your 20s or something. They will take advantage of you.

Cake is served.

>>43582307
How can 1 slime have so much grip strength to hold a sword like that???

>>43582556
no man deserves the khepri pit

>>43582687
All the carrot holding practice paid off just not in the way she expected.

>>43582671
That's not cake, that's just mushroom ass.

>>43582454
I'd 100% ignore the ugly snake lady for her cute autism dog honor guard. I mean really, what can she offer me versus fluffy paws, ears and tail? a fucking snake?

>>43582709
Snakes need love too.

>>43582709
She's undead, which means she doesn't have to breathe, therefore she can give better blowjobs.

>>43582671
not big enough, I'm starving!

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43582647
Don't be rude to the elves. They have it rough enough as is.

>>43582723
>hair and fur color doesn't match
Sus. First I'll pull on her tails to make sure

>gachafag also posts shit memes obviously not made here
Great

>>43582741
checking the pixiv is your friend.

Last time someone asked for the gloom centipede. Hope you don't mind me painting It pink

>>43582756
It was a joke, anon-kun

>>43582761
I'll just assume she's an Eros Oomukade.

>>43582598
oh no!

>>43582774
Left is her when you come home from the supermarket without ice cream

>>43582767
She is. Yandere tier obsession but even more susceptible to kissing. All ATK no DEF

>>43582774
I want to ride a lightning wurm

>>43582785
>going shopping with your ancient (ex) evil dragon wife
>cashier informs her that the coupons for extra ice cream are expired
>the air is getting colder, everything gets darker and she starts morphing into her dragon form
>cashier goes "ma-am, please stop or I'll have to call the ancient evil control service"
>you exchange a knowing sigh with him and you barely manage to herd your wife out of the market before she destroys the roof

>>43582718
Perhaps a wonderworm would be more to your liking?

>>43582815
>The Ancient Evil Control Service (TAECS)
>Pronounced "Tikes."
>It's just another Sabbath staffed by baphomets that enjoy bullying hags
>They do it for free

>>43582723
>aishit

>>43582844
Mmm, roll cake.

>>43582774
Need a pic like this, but with jabberwock

>>43582850
Would it kill you to use SauceNAO?

>>43582850
>retard

Runya Runya's perfect husband would be a physically frail yet highly magically apt wizardanon "frail" in this instance could mean any human man given that Baphos have Hulk strength

>>43582930
>tiny cute bapho calling her husband a beautiful frail flower
>he's three times her size with hulked out muscles

>>43582909
>>43582914
Pretty sure it's either one of the AIshitters or just a random pets false-flagging, this isn't the first time

>>43582934
>Husband built like a Greek statue come to life
>Tiny petit bapho wife
Really rolling the dice here on what their children are going to look like

>>43582426
I'd stay still if she forcibly pegged me

>>43582909
People only used pixiv posts to prove against ai when the upload date was before last year. Thst pic doesn't really prove that.

>>43582761
She is very cute. Would walk in a park with late at night (so she is comfortable) and prank her by gently blowing on her antennae.

>>43582761
noice

The danukis don't want you to know this, but the ratas at the park are free. You can take them home. I have 7 ratas right now!

>>43582974
I don't see clear AI tells in this picture and the artist has coherent drawings made before the AI boom.

>>43582930
I want to tell Runya that reading is gay.

When will the incompetent devs fix this stupid op milk cycle strategy, it invalidates everything else

>>43583065
You have nobody to blame if you choose to do a milkless run.

>>43583032
Guys, a Baphomet is tearing through the steel doors to my bunker like butter. I refused to join the Sabbath and tithe and now she's coming to rape me... there's no hope for me...

>>43583158
Oh I didn't mean to link that post but somehow did.

>>43583158
I dunno, if a baph is doing that she's probably aware of something you're not. How well ventilated is your bunker? If you've got a carbon monoxide build up she might just be saving your life.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/carbon-monoxide/symptoms-causes/syc-20370642

>>43583065
I've tried to tell you all over and over again. Holsts are OP. They're the best of all mamono. It's undisputed.
Everyone tries to mimick them save for some goat cultists who seethe at them.

All you need is one holst, and you're set for life and are permanently overpowered. Any more than that, you're basically playing with godmode on.

>>43583175
The game updated?!

>>43583182
>updated
Never ever

>>43583104
That's a lot of beef

>>43582688
How long could a man last against such an onslaught?

>>43583017
what do they do?

>>43583158

>>43583267
30 seconds tops that I recorded it and put the average time together to get my answer after luring foolish anons to the rape pit.

>>43583182
Sadly no, this is a fairly odd screenshot

>>43583280
Bet I could last forever, I'm built different

Do you accept

>>43583311
No because I will never have pre marital sex.

>>43583328
>Unicorn & Titania bait.

>>43583328
>You hear the sound of a slightly crazed unicorn in the distance

>>43583311
If she was buffer and bustier, or plumper, probably

I belong to abyssal monsters

Demon doodle

>>43583361
shes not Abyssal! she she said she's from ohio.

Alone on a Friday night?
Let your auntster take care of that

>>43583423
She acts weird, but I do like boardgames

>>43583390
Since when do they grow blue watermelons?
>>43583423
It's already Saturday, silly hag.

>>43583175
>>43583065
holsts are NOT op.
they just spend their species intrinsic on a skill available to EVERY OTHER MAMANO and a flat (yes, that's right, not even percentage) buff to production.
so, yes, holst milk builds are strong, and if you want to onetrick them holst ARE the best (especially early game), but it's not as "balancebreaking" as antis like to whine.
everyone else gets the same scaling upgrades and the same level cap, so stfu

>>43583390
For some reason I keep picturing demons and fallen god girls having heart shaped nipples.

>>43583390
jesus, holst demon

>>43583065

Can anyone tell where is the gender bender in this?

When portals just opened and you bring your waifu to a restaurant for the first time

>>43583563
Uh, alps?

>>43583570
That makes me wonder, do shogs eat?

>>43583423
Gonna swipe tanuki titties with a charge card

https://imgbox.com/g/RTYnbp5tJo
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 38. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/rTqKTAky

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>>43583618
That Automaton got me.

>>43583617
> Swipe tanuki titties with your charge card.
> You hear a little "beep" from them.
> Your phone vibrates and you check it.
> Charged 500 dollars.
> Miss Nuki looks at you amorously.
"Uh-oh."

>>43583618
>that hellhound with milk cannons
how i like my monsters, with pressurized milk

>>43583592
I think they mostly consume liquids rather than eat normally.

>>43583660
>Liquids
Hmmm I wonder what liquids

>>43583658
I'd find it hot if it wasn't for that face, instead it makes me laugh.

>>43583668
>Men's semen, sweat, saliva, etc.
Just looked it up and yes they only consume liquids they don’t need solid food.

>>43583671
yeah true

Any nice chatbot platform for MGE waifus? CAI sucks, POE got filtered and Venus, which was apparently the best so far, is shutting down.

>>43582454
! !

>>43582454
does she get miffed anytime someone brings up ancient aliens?

>>43582761
would rub antennae

>>43583236
for moo

>>43583679
Pygmalion, don't use it anymore but it's kinda the only option

>>43583715
Its too hard to set up.

>>43583672
Oh Lord imagine a shog forcibly enveloping you to lick the sweat off you while making out and milking your dick
They're too OP

>>43583736
That snake is naked how immodest, I am going to complain to life guard

>>43583755
Clothes are for weak peoples desuno.

>>43583645
I'll enter the Konami code several times

>>43583775
Nonsense, I am a proud follower of the chief goddess I will not tolerate such immodest and sultry behavior!

>>43583722
Gotta try, it's not that hard

>>43583786
Then why did she create you naked?

>>43583618
HE LIVES!

>>43583618
hey your back

>>43583708
Yes, they're basically saying she didn't design or build anything.

Monster children should not be allowed to be this sexy

>>43583679
On occasion, the last I know of being scale, gpt4 goes free and unfiltered if you pay attention to the chatbot general. Then you can get some great stuff out of it.
https://files.catbox.moe/o45gnt.png
You really missed it, gpt4 is a gamechanger.

>bully greenworm for being so unappealing and ugly and fat because the local Order priest told me it's okay to ridicule monsters
>she turns into a beautiful papillon and suddenly I want her
>she rejects me because of how mean I was and leaves me to stew in the consequences of my actions
>local order priest comes up and pats my shoulder and tells me it's okay because I did the right thing and that monsters are evil thots anyway
>Order Knight bro says to cheer up and offers to take me to the tavern for butter beer, says we can bulk up and become chads at the training ground later
Well, even if I'm still a virgin loser at least I always have the Order and chivalry. Bros b4 hoes.

>>43583618
Thank you wikiman

>>43583797
DO NOT QUESTION THE GODDESS JUDGEMENT!!!

>>43583855
do you ever tire of shitting up this place?

>>43583390
BIG demon

>>43583855
>You wake up from the nightmare induced dream
>She's infuriated she hasn't broken the order indoctrination
Better break the indoctrination soon anon, otherwise your pelvis might break in its place

>>43583855
You did do the right thing, the Chief God will reward you with a Valkyrie waifu for your devotion, you dodged a bullet with that butterfly skank.

>>43583824
I wonder if KC will ever reference Nyarlathotep since we already got Shoggoths, Nightgaunts and Wendigos and of course the desert kingdom. That it would make sense of being a thing in the MGE lore that there is hidden parts of the desert kingdom that are abyssal owned. Where neither pharaohs or apophises can have it unless they submit to the ways of the abyss.

>>43583886

>>43583866
>Human and monsters are enemies and can never coexist
Makes me wonder if there are edgy monsters who insist on still being mortal enemies with humans

Sabbath

>>43583919
Vampires, you know damn well they’re into that kind of roleplay with their husbands.

>>43583886
Need it to be honest, I LOVE the abyssal monsters

>>43583925
I hate the Sabbath because I tell their members I'm not a lolicon and they still won't leave me alone. I'm NOT a lolicon.

>>43582454
what if you blew your load in her but then immediately fell asleep?

>>43583940
They would leave you alone if you weren't into lolis

>>43583940
Your future, you will be taken and owned by them anon

Someone uploaded a bunch of top tier classic Gazer pics to Danbooru this week. A few are bigger than what's in the galleries.
Overall, a great time to get to know/love Gazer-chan

>>43583671
I usually always get her smug, it was supposed to be her surprised for once

>>43583843
But how would they seduce men with their bodies if they weren't?

GAZER

>>43584049
she has vanished without a trace

>>43584056
Hey, you're right! There's just a bunny now in her place!

I just need some comfy dorky monster girls to play Nerd games with.

>>43584076
That's a funny looking bunny, imma bully it and give it noogies

Hey guys, that lonely hebi at your job or school needs a friend. You should talk to them, they aren't nearly as scary as you say

>>253016177
how do explain this to my wife?

>>43584076
Bigger, cuter, and with less artifacting

Where's the patreon stuff. I'm ready to hear about what monster fucks what animal again this month.

>>43584076
>>43584170
i am not autistic enough to spot the difference between these too.

>>43584170
Geizah is very cute. I just wish she'd stop gooing everywhere.

>>43584174
I am the “animal” monster girls fuck.

Need a wife who'll stare at me like this

>>43584177
Lies and slander. Geizah has perfect control of her goo, and only lets it seep on purpose (usually for sexy reasons). Also, she makes sure to clean up afterwards.

>>43584151
what was it?

>>43584200
She looks like she submitted to the abyss’s ways her eyes are too otherworldly for a regular Anubis.

>>43584211
my heritage

>>43584143
Hebis are great, the one at my job always makes a point of visiting my desk and even gives me some of her homemade tomato soup every now and then. She's a real team player, she volunteered to set up some security software in my computer and smartphone even though she's not part of the IT department!

>>43584213
An abyssal Anubis sounds lovely
Wonder what she'd be like

>>43584200
Gazer will look at you in every way you want or need to be looked at.

>>43584143
Oh, my. Miss Hebi's pure yan is making me feel things. In my pants.

>>43584250
Here we have an intense, smoldering gaze that whittles away at your resistance until your heart is ready to burst. Paired with a sudden, loving embrace and kiss once you're ready, the overall effect is breathtaking.

>No pear shaped, chubby gazer.
>Lounges on my lap like a cat while playing her games or shitposting online.
>"These fuckers don't even know arcane theory! Bitch is gonna be a cat if she tries that...."
>If I try to get up she just pouts but looks at me with her eyestalks and not even her main eye.
>Gets a little annoyed at the cyclops wife for being taller, muscular, and bustier.

>>43584170
ty for the upgrayedd

>>43584346
Lap Gazer is a very powerful Gazer.

>>43584346
For you, my most pear-shaped gazer. She is a master of the fine art of suggestion.

>>43584372
>"I gotta get up."
>In a second, I gotta finish this map.
>"You said that two maps ago."
>Yeah? And you got hypnotized then too.
>"No I, wait what?"
>Just wait and I'll give you a blowjob.

>>43584373
Gazer is strong.

>>43582426

>>43582664
>get groomed by a woman who is unquestionably older, more powerful, and in a position to easily cause irreversible harm to your life and psyche should she ever desire
>she lets you call her mommy
i've weighed the pros and cons, and I've made my decision.

>>43584349
reminds me of kuro

>>43584434
The most dangerous predator

>>43584200
Is she sitting down and looking up? Or is she leaning forward and down with her arms behind her?

>>43584434
the cat pirate from one piece? what?

>>43584447
the lusty homunculus who leads salarymen astray; the sex elemental herself.

>>43584248
Yandere-like who indulges in hentai transformations with her human husband.

>>43584143
I dunno, I'm not really into yanderes.

>>43584143
all i have to talk about is esoteric nerdy hobbies.

>>43584380
Gazer is very strong

>>43584507
Edging until she defeats the first boss!

>>43584507
damn the torpedo full speed ahead

>>43584507
It must be funny to talk with her just for her to be looking at you with her eyestalks while her main eye is focused on vidya or some ancient tome.
>"Yeah, that does seem like bullshit. Work really does suck."
>She says this while a trio of eyes are locked on you and her main eye, along with a few others, are focused on the screen.
>Its only when you say something that REALLY gets her attention that she turns her face to you, while the rest of the eyes keep staring at the screen so it looks like she's playing without looking.

do you think anyone in these threads would end up in the news?

>>43584506
She's a hebi, Anon. I bet she'll have almost identical interests to you if you wait a few days.
>You mention fountain pens and next time you talk to her she'll have opinions on music nibs.
>You mention woodworking and she suddenly is making a stool and needs your "human body" to make sure the proportions are right.
>You mention cataloging incestuous manga in a 10 TB array of backed-up hard drives and the next day you find her reading through them only to tell you, "oops, looks like you caught me, Stepbrother..."

>>43584543
girl on the right has too many head-things
horse(?) ears, horns, AND elf ears? why?

>>43584545
She got that super hearing where she can hear the sound of you cumming from over 50 miles away.

>>43582848
Or they throw shotas at the ones that aren't married yet to distract them

Anyway, more Gazer. This is probably my thickest Gazer

>>43584568
Peak gazer

>>43583492
>t. Bapho-chan

>>43583618
>Only 38 new pics over the course of a week
Damn, the MGE fandom is dying. Sad.

>>43584568
The "Too much sitting on her fat butt playing video games." Geizah.

ded

>>43584545
IIRC, she's supposed to have characteristics from all of Granblue Fantasy's major races.

>>43584250
No fair! I have a hypnosis fetish, a gazer is cheating

>>43584710
Now strike a cute pose!

>>43584710
i like thid artits butts

>>43584538
>and you see Hebi, thats why ceaser was always destined to be assassinated by the senate and his supposed best friend
>4 days later Hebi sits you down for a history presentation on the early days of the roman kingdom and goes into minuta of why the change to the republic was always coming

>it was the best foreplay session you've ever had

>>43582664
I'll let them, they can advantage of me over and over again until I'm addicted to them

>>43584701

>>43584727
Dork.

>>43584727
>>43584734
im not going to play arknights

Fat tittied hags can instantly defeat you by squeezing your head in between their large bosoms, it's the deadliest grab attack that exists, so I stay as far away from Hagville as possible. Thank goodness hags don't come this far west towards where I live, there's only easy to avoid Mucus Toads and Kikis with French accents down here.

>>43584596
Probably for the best.

>>43584769
Bug erotic

>>43584596
He missed this Thunderbird forever ago, and he also missed the Hebi from Loen.

I'm going to grope a 1200 year old gap hag and none of you are going to stop me.

>>43584632
Gazer needs to start exercising

>>43584797
And your hands are now tentacles, what did I tell you about touching old eldritch women anon.

>>43584538
my interest is concrete

>>43584809
At least I get to fuck her pet fox-computer.

>>43584749
>he doesn't think toads can have big tits
>he doesn't realize that big titty hag toad can amplify her breast grab attack with the reach of her tongue grab attack
Anon you never stood a chance.

>>43584797
Anon no! If you do you'll be claimed forever and have your body used as a sextoy by a woman who has been pent up for centuries! You'll be a mindbroken mush of a man after she's done

>>43584843
Miss Phis is doing a shite job playing hide-and-seek. I'mma call her out on that.

>>43584712
Sounds like she's the perfect girl for you. Don't worry, Gazer is a very responsible hypnotist (or 'tist, as the cool kids say). She'll take good care of you and not do anything shady.
Imagine getting stuck with something like a Flayer. How horrifying.

>>43584837
Impossible. I've never seen a frog hag before in my life so they must not exist.

Mating with a werewolf on a cloudless full moon night.

>>43584888

>>43584893
No... this can't be...

>>43584843
I DONT CARE

>>43584769
Does it amuse anyone imagining long monsters like lamia and oomukade turning around in narrow hallways? Something about the idea of moving over themselves or walking on the wall for ages until all of them is pointed in the other direction.

Remember, the bigger a fox's breasts, the more trustworthy she is.

>>43584972
> Miss Lamia is backing up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw0XnQPQbL4

>Strong, tall, muscle cow
>Speaks and acts like the imp from KC's game

>Small, cute and funny imp
>Speaks and acts like a dumb fight cow

Pick your poison

>>43585013
Both

>>43585013
Cyanide. With any luck the lich that revives me will be more appealing.

>>43584893
What spells can she cast?

I successfully convinced a Hellhound to not rape me by claiming I have a rare case of pet allergies that especially reacts to Hellhounds and that prolonged exposure can be fatal. She looked really disappointed but accepted it as fact and left whining as dogs do. I feel kind of bad but also not really I'm so relieved to escape rape. I'm glad Hellhounds don't ask too many questions so it's not like she'll find out the truth.

>>43585054
More hellhounds for me, it's ok though, you'll make a fine husband to an alp one day anon.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware the humble skellington.
For while her limbs may be thin, she can still pack a chest!
She's also got a bone to pick with you.

>>43585054
Gonna be in for a surprise when her mage sister checks on you at her behest to see if you can be cured

i trust creepy old monsters, they give the best advice to newbs since they've seen it all

>>43585167
Are they single creepy old monsters?

>You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial

>>43585173
>>43585196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAfHwSulGuo

>>43585173
>>43585173
you best believe it, from watamote types, hex types, and every creepy type you can think of

Have accepted hebi yet anon?

>>43585173
>>43585196
What would adventuring with a Shoggoth be like? I'd want to go out into the world, both worlds potentially, to collect priceless and long forgotten artifacts both mundane and magical, just so I can add them to our beautiful mansion and display them for all eternity.

>>43585167
They're a couple versions behind when it comes to meta. Look for a girl that's still in the game
>seen it all
Another reason to go with Gazer

>>43585231
meta? they knwo the unchanging framework, no matter the meta change

>>43585229
No, I have a doctor's note that excuses me from hebi acceptance

>>43585243
That doctor is wrong, probably some WHORE after you
Just listen to nurse hebi

Hakutakus know so much about how to teach humans to correctly flirt and come onto other monsters or how to teach monsters to court humans but I bet the Hakutaku herself has little actual experience being around many humans so when she tries to woo you and flirt she ends up embarrassing herself.

>>43585295
I don't think she has a medical degree and I think that uniform might be stolen

>>43585230
I feel like she would make you wear armor made of her, almost like a symbiote suit/night gaunt type thing

>>43585229
I have a hebi friend! She's really nice to me, but we're just friends, it is strange that all other monsters avoid me now though. She said she wants me to come over to hang out in the basement though so hopefully it'll be a fun time

>>43585332
Nonsense, white snakes are the most trustworthy of all monsters.

>>43585332
shut up and take the hebi pill anon

>>43585230
she can store items and refresh healing potions

>>43585358
The idea of a monster girl from struggling to communicate from being inexperienced with your language is cute

>>43585230
comfortable shoes and seats, adventuring is 90% traveling

>>43585410
That's adorable honestly

>>43585410
eros girls are extremely fluent in body language

>>43585478
Ah, but do they know my love language?

The Demon Lord's Army must have music and performance divisions.
Even on the battlefield, a man's heart can be won over through a song and dance.
>Monster-hating knight charging at a harpy
>She easily avoids all his attacks
>All the while singing about love and doing a mating dance

>>43585486
read gandharvas profile in a while?

>>43585489
Must have been 5 years since I last read about that neglected bird.
>by playing the melody of love on the battlefield, they were able to stop the fighting.
>The soldiers' thoughts turned towards their families and lovers and they lost the will to fight
>The bloodthirsty battlefield transformed into an orgiastic feast of pleasure and wet noises entwined with the melody as humans and monsters made love.
That works too, but I like the idea of monsters from many different species doing this on an individual scale. I'd lose to a singing slime.

>>43585516
>be novice adventurer fighting level 1 slime in starting zone
>slime starts singing about how she's goo (da-bah-dee da-bah-die)
>take critical mental damage, pass out
>by the laws of the land, she is now officially your adventuring partner and wife
>now have to listen to her sing every day about how she's goo (da-bah-dee da-bah-die)

ded

Why do this bird keep looking at me like this at the beach?

I really liked how this comm turned out.
Nude/tan line version: https://images2.imgbox.com/61/cc/jLcRWpTU_o.png

>>43583065
>Holst milk cycle
>H o l s t
How quaint. Let us know when you find your big-boy pants and graduate to professional dairy. See you for the orgy next month, try to avoid red this time!

>>43585618
fat birb

I'm gonna send a Wight back to the grave so her Undead army doesn't rape my town.

>>43585410
>portals open
>hebis flood the community language classes to seduce guys in their native tongue

>>43585618
>tanlines
Woo boy

>>43585710
There's way too few pics of monster girls with tan lines

>>43585710
There's way too few pics of monster girls with tan lines

>>43585410
>gaijin-san wants fucky-fuck, yes?
wow, zipangu is really just like in my chink erotic cartoons!

>>43585618
For some reason the quality got kind of messed up, so here a new link with better quality.
And also the non-background versions.
https://imgbox.com/g/mCFNixun2i

That is a fine thicc bird.

>>43584749
Almost as dangerous as big booty loli butt attacks

>>43584787
>Thunderbird
I can see the thunder alright

>>43585410
>Monster tries to speak Finnish to me
Amazing! No wait, all monsters speak Finnish by default! I remember this from an earlier thread.

>>43585760
Mutta miksi?
(But why?)

>>43585769
Kukaan ei osaa suomea

>>43585739
Thicc bird is best bird

>>43585781
Voe mahoton. Kaikkee sie nyymi höpäjät.
I'm going to stop now before this gets out of hand.

>>43585803
>tfw a cute monster will never call you a höpsöliini ;_;

horn:body ratios are the best when they're close to 1

>>43585516
>shog starts Mongolian throat singing

Breakfast time for her

>>43586044
Good drawing, anon.

You know it makes me wonder if Wendigos fight sometimes similar to deers in real life to get breeding rights over males since they are part deer.

>>43586048
Not mine, but I agree

What kinds of holidays do you think monster girl controlled areas have? This is a fantasy world so no Christmas or religious holidays from our world. I imagine they would have some kind of holiday like Valentine's day where couples and love would be celebrated.

>>43586131
Winter solstice is a pretty universal holiday regardless of culture

Cheshires are incredibly distracting

>>43586224
Can They distract me from my constant self destruction and suicidal thoughts?

>>43586131
Some kind of "child's day". Those conceived on this day will always be born exactly on "mother's day" 9 months later via Eros's blessing.

I just realized that today is the day the questions come out but KC probably doesn't work weekends.

Can't blame him, burnout is bad.

What are my chances of being able to successfully hold down and titrape a Krampus? I'm standing outside her lair right now carefully planning my moves. I'm going to attack her first before the day she plots to attack me comes.

>>43586414
I'd probably die of laughter if I saw a monster clumsily feigning distress
>oh nooo I'm being raped, this is so terrible

>>43585618
is that you free use black harpy fag?

>>43585230
ever play Warframe?

>>43586476
Can't wait to be raped by my Saryn after a mission with new environmental hazard, "mamonomana"
>/ss/frame

>>43583104
God what are those proportions?

She looks like she can squish her own head with those big ass hands.

>>43586471
>free use
I'm sorry what now?
People do call me black harpy fag but the "free use" part is new.

>>43586708
Huh, I never noticed before, but you're right. That character has hands. AND a head. Crazy stuff. Good attention to detail, Anon.

>>43586744
Someone who.is.really vocal about black harpies being whores

>>43586768
Good for him. Bit weird though.

>>43586768
>black harpies being whores
I think you've misunderstood it in that case or you're thinking about someone else.
I got a kink for prostitution roleplay, like Kej levels or that red light district in WG3. Black harpies as a whole are not whores.

>>43586744
There's a weird subset of black harpy stuff where she is Free Use.

Example: https://files.catbox.moe/0t0821.jpg

And because I feel bad, here's a griffon (I'm not really a harpy guy--they don't have hands and that makes me feel bad).
I would make an exception for a Raven Harpy if she is smart and mean enough and goes "gronk gronk" when she is tired.

>>43586803
Fuck you

>>43586803
Ah, I see.
>they don't have hands and that makes me feel bad
Counter point: wing hugs are superior and they don't needs hands to love me.

>>43586814

>>43586842
Mamonos to feel like him?
https://files.catbox.moe/upienh.png

>>43586886
Dark elf.
Buff dark elf to be specific

>>43586897
But It don't work since I want to be leather man in my dungeon enjoying deep dark fantasy

There's nothing in the black harpy profile that even hints at whore behavior.

They're said to be the smartest of all harpies. They're family oriented. And most of the year, they're sexuality aggressive. Think hellhound of the skies. Not just in aggression but in terms of protectiveness. And that protectiveness extends to the whole family.

>>43586958
>There's nothing in the black harpy profile that even hints at whore behavior.
It's from the old-old translations that were basically just people making up shit 50% of the time.
She got a bit of art based on that and it just stuck ever since.
Also I think monster girl acting as whores even though they are virgins is kind of hot

How about we get some wholesome pics of black harpies then?

>>43587137
I've gotten a few but I should really get some more. Any suggestions?

>>43586958
Yup, NIGGER of the sky. I hate them

>>43587169
I don't know. Whatever is happy and wholesome.

>>43587180
>strong family bonds
>most intelligent harpy
>nigger
Uhhh, not quite.

>>43587169
Something like what wightfag use to ask for.

>>43587230
>>43587180
same energy

>>43587221
Birdbrain are all retard. Being the smartest oogabooga of the village is still really low

>>43587265
Which is?

Sometimes I like to imagine living in a fantasy starting town, as a drifter from the modern world adopted by the Goddess. And life follows while also living with one of her normal angels and fallen angels as elder sisters.
So whenever inevitably monster girls rape me as I leave home or leave me in embarassing situations, one of them finds me after and helps/molests me in different ways. The Goddess would be the kindest, showeing understanding of the situation and the rape would be therapeutic. The angel would be a bit more strict saying stuff like I shouldn’t go to dangerous places like that alone and that’s why she has to punish my dick.
The Fallen Angel would be one big tsundere, often saying she doesn’t care about (You) or this silly dumb make-believe family. But whenever she finds you nude post-rape she just loses it and agrily violates you while letting out of her chest how much she tries to hold back at home to keep the normal family play up yet here (You) are seducing her like that
Whenever you got home together the goddess would just go “ufufufu looks like you had fun”

>>43587137
Fine, fine.
> This is the American Black Harpy eating her natural diet.

>>43587310
God, i hope It's a copypasta

>>43587230
Wat

>>43587137
https://files.catbox.moe/r9wj0s.jpg
>>43587169
POV: Black Harpy asks you for your hand in marriage and gives you a diamond ring or some shiny piece of metal she found somewhere, same energy.
Or Black Harpy in a sweater shares some cocoa cawcaw with you.

>>43587412
>https://files.catbox.moe/r9wj0s.jpg
>404
You've tricked me for the last time!

>>43587435
Weird, I'm getting 404 on it too and I don't know why, it gives me the same URL when I try to reupload it. Litterbox upload still works though.
https://litter.catbox.moe/nb1u2a.jpg

>>43587137
https://images2.imgbox.com/c8/6e/A7VasWyt_o.png
Still one of my favorite pics I've ever gotten

I think I'm really starting to get somewhere these. The grinding pays off.

>>43587588
No, go away, it's black harpy time

>>43587588
Maybe you can draw this qt next.

43587588
still needs work, like 5 more years mick also fuck off

>>43587588
kys /trash/cuck

>>43587588
You'll never be as good as the real Cait Sith drawfag.

>>43587588
I want to encourage you to have an artistic output, since expressing yourself creatively can be rewarding and healing.
--BUT--
You're setting yourself up for failure with posts like this.
> They say it takes 10,000 hours to become an expert. You have like 9990 hours to go.
> You're posting a mamono you know is unpopular here.
> 4chan is not a great avenue for constructive criticism or, well, mercy.

So, keep working on your art and find a community that will maybe line up with your interests a little more cleanly. Maybe Fur Affinity? Deviant Art? I dunno the furry community that well. Maybe they have a discord or something.

>>43587576
It's hard to imagine something better than going to sleep in a harpy's embrace.

Lamia neighbor sent me a video of her swallowing an entire banana in one go. What did she mean by that?

>>43587996
send her a pic of you doing 400lb bench press set for 5 x5

>>43587996
Probably a misclick. You should let her know that she accidentally sent a video to you, not her boyfriend.

>>43588028
No, no, no! It's a competition--send her back an image of you swallowing an entire eggplant in one go! See her beat that shit.

>>43582426

>>43588048
>Anon was found dead last night with a whole eggplant lodged in his esophagus
>I, your ever-reliable anchor Miss Squirrel, call dibs when the local lich revives him

>>43588109
She better be able to swallow big nuts.

>>43588109
>implyinhg the lich would let a dumbass to live without her

>>43582426

>>43588109
>Yeti found guilty of heinous crimes
What could a poor Yeti have done that's so heinous?

>>43588183
Break and rip away legs of a poor anon so He can't outrun the Hug

>>43588183
Tax evasion

Why are foxes so clumsy when handling strawberry jam?

>>43588196
>Misery, but with a yeti
Don't give them any ideas!

>>43588167
So, SauceNao and Google Lens were both useless here. Any chance you know more about where this came from? It is relevant to my interests. In sexy insects.

>>43588273
You should be able to recognise such a distinctive artstyle

>>43588273
Here.
https://exhentai.org/g/2097718/a589339063/

>>43588358
Centaurs can dress up in as much armor and clothing as they want, I'm still gonna lift every tail I see

I will never have wife waiting home. Why de we even work?

>>43588183
Snownigga crimes: Stanley-cupping balls like a very warm and soft pawed maniac, whaling, wailing on bears, kayak theft, bilingualism, hug sprees. The icy season is a harsh mistress, so Yeti is hardcore. She will hug the FUCK in/out of you, as she desires. Winter is coming, snowfuckers.

Fact: Towako is the best monster girl magazine

>>43588384
Getting a wife? easy
Getting a monster wife? piss easy
Getting a good wife? harder
Getting a mamono wife? impossible
Such is life in this cursed reality

>>43586476
>>43586490
https://files.catbox.moe/swcgp4.jpg

When you think about it they're like some kind of fucked up fusion of Shoggoth, Matango, and Zombie.

43587588
>hehee im gonna learn to draw just piss vanillafags off.
>hehe jaypee will totes have a melty over this eggs dee

I wonder how long until your cuck arc lmao.

I'm going to go on 4mon and post about how I watch human x human porn and post pictures of my room covered in order paraphernalia!

>>43588395
>bilingualism
Just because she speaks with a Newfoundland accent doesn't mean she's bilingual, this is a miscarriage of justice!

>>43588564
>that girl going in ass first

>>43588632
She knows what men like

>>43588632
>Yahoo!

>>43588632
It's a smart play--all her siblings are going tits first, so her doing something else puts her in her own lane.
(I'm assuming they're all siblings--they look like sisters!)

>>43588685
They're Dopplergangers one neet succ got very upset at the troll post and wanted to give him massive correction

My job title is 'Deep Sea Diver', not 'anglerfish food'. Please stop calling me that.

>>43588745
Do you prefer abyssal bait?

Hey I adore my loli wisp wife but I’ll be honest it’s pretty cramped in here. Not to mention her thighs take up most of the room.

>>43588745
Your designated sea bishop has got a loooong swim down ahead of her to concentrate your marriage. Better pass the time somehow.