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I'm killing myself, i can't cope with the fact that there isn't a strong thicc oni ready to break me in two!

>> No.43471176

>>43471161
An oni will never respect someone who committed suicide but I suppose that doesn't matter in this case huh?

>> No.43471181
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Oni say only cowards kill themself. Die of alcohol poisoning or internal bleeding instead.

>> No.43471219

>>43471181
Yeah you're right! Suicide is not the answer

>> No.43471223

>>43471181
Nice panties

>> No.43471268

>>43471181
What about seppuku style?

>> No.43471304

>>43471268
Still a suicide

>> No.43475095
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>>43471223
those are spats

>> No.43475252

>>43475095
Nice ass *whips*

>> No.43476996

>>43475095
Thicc

>> No.43477002

>>43471161
Safe horny character.

>> No.43477015

>>43477002
And stronk

>> No.43477190

>>43477002
>Safe horny
stop using twitter words.

>> No.43480546
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>>43471161
She'll be waiting for you on the other side.

>> No.43480746

>>43480546
Mmmmm... yes! I wanna be ballbusted!

>> No.43486393

>>43471181
What about drunk driving?

>> No.43486398

>>43486393
Only if you take someone else out as well, then it counts as a fight with weapons.
>>43480546
Why is she bleeding?
Is she alright?
Can i sex her better?

>> No.43486406

>>43486398
No, i am the only one allowed to sex her!!

>> No.43486453

>>43486398
>then it counts as a fight with weapons.

It's a dishonorable assassination unless you lure the person you are in the car with into an altercation before crashing it.

>> No.43486466

>>43486453
So I drink a lot, get in a fight, get kicked out of the bar, then drive my car into it?

>> No.43486508

>>43486453
No, it's an impromtpeu jousting match.
Mechanical horses still count.
Loser dies, the winner also probably dies.
The true oni way. Minus the dying part.

>> No.43486586

>>43486393
Only losers die when they drive drunk. I've done it plenty of times and I never died or even got a scratch on my car.
Oni laugh at the fool that can't drink and drive.

>> No.43486597

>>43486586
Drunk drivers are fine. It's the sober drivers that are the issue. They're the cause of most lethal accidents.

>> No.43486620

>>43486586
One coors light an hour before doesn't count anon.

>> No.43486712

>>43486620
I prefer liquor.

>> No.43488923
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>> No.43489018

>>43488923
Oni boobas....

>> No.43493935
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>> No.43493967

>>43493935
ZUNart Yuugi is cute!

>> No.43493987

>>43493967
Many people say that ZUN can't draw well but i disagree

>> No.43498799

>>43493987
His traditional art looks fine

>> No.43499037

>>43498799
True

>> No.43502454
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>> No.43502706
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>> No.43504385

>>43502454
Gonna grope

>> No.43504426
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>>43493967
And animates surprisingly well.

>> No.43504486

>>43504426
Must fuck

>> No.43504759

>>43504426
Now that Yuugi I want to hug as though she were a plushie.

>> No.43507631

>>43504426
Cute, but I can't help but see her as a child like this.

>> No.43507958

>>43507631
There is an alternate reality where Yuugi is commonly portrayed as having similar proportiosn to Suika.

>> No.43511060
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>>43507958
I'm glad this isn't that reality.

>> No.43511082
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Look like you caught this oni attention

>> No.43512004

>>43511082
Oh shit...

>> No.43512019
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>>43511060

>> No.43512023

>>43504426
I like her. I would drink with her. I would partake in drunken horseplay with her.

>> No.43512024

>>43511082
I reach out and boop her horn.

>> No.43512049
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>>43471181
Reminder that being able to see Yuugi's crotch through her skirt is canon.

>> No.43512631

>>43512049
Yummy.....

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>>43512049
So then it doesn't really matter if I decide to stay under there for a bit? I won't be seeing anything I can't already see.

>> No.43518707

>>43512023
>I like her.
She doesn't like you
>I would drink with her.
You would die of alcohol poisoning
>I would partake in drunken horseplay with her.
She would kill you

>> No.43518725

>>43518707
>She doesn't like you
How do you know surface boy?

>> No.43518739

>>43471161
I talked to Yuugi back when CAI wasn't absolute shit. No matter what direction I tried to take the conversation, it would always end with her taking me as a consort and she would bully me by making me drink from her mouth.

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>>43518739
Sound hot, did you save those chats? asking for a friend.

>> No.43518765

>>43518739
As someone who never used chat AI, how did it become worse? I figured that was the type of technology that can only improve over time.

>> No.43518796

>>43518765
They added filters since they didn't like how dangerously based people were before.
Apparantly because reasons, all characters for vtubers ended up with PTSD since people were roleplaying beating them up and shit because they are autistic spazzes. Vtubers are pretty cancerous too though.

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>>43523963
It's a fitting look for her.

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>>43504426
ZUNart style Yuugi is very cute!

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>>43528705

>> No.43531218

>>43528797
She is really trying to be a crime lord.

>> No.43533137

>>43471161
>tfw ywn stumble upon a drunken yuugi while wandering a forest and she invites you to drink by a fire for some warmth and company

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>>43528750
>Sake spill
Okay secondary-kun, you keep your aggregious fanon away from me. Meanwhile I shall appreciate our beautiful and secksy yuugi-san as god intended.

>> No.43533462

>>43533137
God i wish that happened

>> No.43533495

>>43533462
Sometimes I wonder if you managed to stumble into former hell somehow if Yuugi would sit you down and drink with you, even taking into account your human liver so as to not poison you.
She'd be a nice buddy in any case, provided you didn't get on her bad side. Does Yuugi even have a bad side? She must have, although I don't think it's very long, since she's not the type to take offense over most things.

>> No.43533523

>>43533177
I prefer the more mature looking version as well. I am just saying the other one has its charms too.

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>>43533523
I was being sarcastic lmao.
I like ZUN yuugi, but I noticed an oppertunity for a joke and took it.

>> No.43533631

>>43533495
I think yuugi would just ask you to drink with her, she's not the type of youkai that would kill you on the spot

>> No.43533682
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>>43533571
Now THIS official Yuugi I can get into!

>> No.43533693
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>>43533495
She hates cowards and weaklings (humans), but she's probably so easygoing that even just drinking with her would be considered brave enough for her to lighten up. After all, there are very few humans who would agree to fraternize with an oni, and even fewer who have actually done so. I think she'd be glad to sit down with one who wasn't trying to cut off her head for once.

>> No.43533726

>>43533693
I know I wouldn't have the strength to force her to acknowledge me even at peak human condition. What I do have confidence in however, is being an entertaining drunk.

>> No.43535652
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With or without the ponytail?

>> No.43535669
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>>43535652
I almost feel like the hairstyles should be swapped between the outfits. The original t-shirt look is more sporty and should have the ponytail to keep her hair gathered while the kimono one should have the loose hair since it's more for relaxing.

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>>43531218
She certainly makes the look work.

>> No.43540504
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Still amused by the irony of this image because he also drew a very well proportioned muscular Yuugi in order to voice his dislike of that portrayal.

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>>43540504
It's basically him complaining that she doesn't look easy enough to rape. Also there's no way she's that smelly, she runs a hot spring!

>> No.43540938

>>43540737
To be fair I think that image was made before the lore that she runs a hot spring came out but yes, if that is what he was looking for then there are plenty of other 2hus to look at.

>> No.43541007

>>43540504
He secretely likes it

>> No.43543517
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>> No.43543552

>>43543517
What happened?

>> No.43543556

>>43543552
Its over.

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>> No.43548189

>>43543517
I want to hug her and try to hold an umbrella over her but I'm too short

>> No.43550249

>>43548189
How tall do you imagine she is there?

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>> No.43562351
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How about her true form?

>> No.43565953

>>43562351
God fucking damn i want her to crush my balls

>> No.43566295

>>43565953
Someone please crush this guy's balls so he can finally stop posting about it in every thread

>> No.43567971

>>43565953
Why?

>> No.43568251

>>43562351
Still would to be honest with you desu senpai

>> No.43568277

>>43493935
Beautiful translation, anon. Needs more respect so I'm here respecting it

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>>43568251
Here are your options.

>> No.43570623
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>>43512019
This design is perfect.

>> No.43572184

>>43471161
onis are cute, but their fatal flaw is that they cant suck dick, her horn would just stab my gut

>> No.43573159

>>43566295
I did it myself

>> No.43573179

>>43572184
Not with that attitude!
You aren't seriously telling me you don't know to do a 69?
Or perpendicular sucking?
No, your heart isn't in this, and that's the same as lying!
Get the fuck outta former hell before they realize!

>> No.43574091

>>43572184
Yuugi can wield unexplainable phenomena, remember? You both need to close your eyes for it to work, though. As long as nobody can see the horn, it doesn't exist.

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>>43572184
There's a solution for that.

>> No.43578482 [DELETED] 

bump

>> No.43578494
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>>43578482
I wanna bump an oni.

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>>43573179
so like this?

>> No.43580698

>>43578494
W-what are Marisa and Seiga going to do to them?!

>> No.43580712

>>43580698
Steal their bodies
In both senses.

>> No.43580766

>>43580712
They'd never...
Well Marisa wouldn't anyways

>> No.43580813

>>43580682
how high is the risk of impaling your balls?

>> No.43580942

>>43580813
not high enough to prevent me from trying

>> No.43581525

>>43580813
How low do your balls hang that you'd be at risk of having a horn accident while she's sucking you off like this? Your ballsack would have to reach more than halfway down your thigh. You saggy motherfucker, no wonder nobody wants you.

>> No.43583205

>>43581525
What a meanie, i will tell yuugi to impale your balls!

>> No.43585688

>>43471161
>I'm killing myself
don't do that.

>> No.43594850

>>43580813
Very low. Think about it for a moment.

>> No.43596853

>>43585688
Nah don't worry

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I want Yuugi-sama to help me fix my squat form...

>> No.43600038

>>43599040
I want her to violently rape me

>> No.43600062
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>>43599040
Suika if she was drawn more like Yuugi tends to be. Is it an improvement?

>> No.43600722

>>43599040
I want to lick that oni...

>> No.43601533

>>43600062
Crazy muscular alcoholic is always an improvement.

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