You will never teach a little girl how to properly use firearms.

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Anonymous Thu Feb 11 23:27:45 2010 No.4356058 [Reply] [Original]

You will never teach a little girl how to properly use firearms.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Thu Feb 11 23:28:45 2010 No.4356063 No, but I have given private sex ed classes before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 23:30:45 2010 No.4356081 >>4356063 Please, tell me more.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Thu Feb 11 23:33:45 2010 No.4356111 >>4356081 That would violate the confidentiality agreements.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 23:35:45 2010 No.4356124 Why is she staring at me like that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 23:36:45 2010 No.4356131 >implying my daughter isn't shooting you in the face right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 23:37:45 2010 No.4356133 File: 147 KB, 1000x669, 1204322475912.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good thing I have a sister. :)

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Thu Feb 11 23:37:45 2010 No.4356135 >>4356124 She's saying that she wants the Tic Tac in your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 23:40:45 2010 No.4356150 >>4356135 That's disgusting and unhygienic.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Thu Feb 11 23:43:45 2010 No.4356162 >>4356150 You would kiss her anyway. What's so unhygienic about sharing a tic tac?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 23:44:45 2010 No.4356166 >>4356058 Hey now, there's still that slim chance that I may have a daughter sometime in the future.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Thu Feb 11 23:45:45 2010 No.4356170 >>4356166 Obama and the Democrats will have already made an end-run around the Bill of Rights by then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 23:45:45 2010 No.4356173 >>4356162 Who says I would kiss her? I'm not there for her to lust after.

>>	mugenjohncel !!Oy+LavZ+kRU Thu Feb 11 23:58:45 2010 No.4356254 Oh really?... you sure about this Señor?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:02:45 2010 No.4356285 File: 83 KB, 800x600, loving stare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4356173 Is it really lust? Or is simple love beyond the average anon's understanding?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:03:45 2010 No.4356289 >>4356170 ....what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:06:45 2010 No.4356311 >>4356058 reported go to /k/

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:07:45 2010 No.4356317 File: 91 KB, 800x600, dinner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4356311 Don't be like that.

>>	Necrobrotent Fri Feb 12 00:08:45 2010 No.4356325 Why would I mess an image of purity with a weapon of death? Weakness is moe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:10:45 2010 No.4356336 >>4356325 But strength is sexy.

>>	Necrobrotent Fri Feb 12 00:11:45 2010 No.4356341 >>4356336 And the proper combination is a girl who's physically weak and emotionally strong. At least for 2D.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:15:45 2010 No.4356360 Cal is the best Nitro+

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:17:45 2010 No.4356372 But I wish to be the Siam to her Canaan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:20:45 2010 No.4356400 >>4356372 Speaking of which, I wonder if anyone has bought both the Ein and Canaan figmas and made them have awesome gunfights with each other.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:22:45 2010 No.4356413 >>4356341 Lies. A girl who's physically stronger than you, but relies on you for emotional support is the best because it lets you be the housewife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:24:36 2010 No.4356432 File: 119 KB, 800x600, komorebi_ev116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:26:45 2010 No.4356445 Gunslinger Girl VN where

>>	Necrobrotent Fri Feb 12 00:27:45 2010 No.4356456 >>4356413 Not with this economy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:29:45 2010 No.4356472 >>4356445 Nowhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:32:45 2010 No.4356486 >>4356456 Your awesome combat waifu can steal money for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:36:45 2010 No.4356516 >>4356486 Or FROM you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:40:45 2010 No.4356531 File: 55 KB, 800x600, mature.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One day she will grow up, and not be a little girl anymore. Will you be prepared for this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:46:45 2010 No.4356570 File: 59 KB, 718x539, cal hero.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You will never be saved from the jaws of death by Cal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:49:45 2010 No.4356586 >>4356570 What about cumming inside her? Will ever get to do that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:50:45 2010 No.4356599 File: 50 KB, 719x536, jerk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4356586 No, because Reiji is a jerk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:52:45 2010 No.4356613 File: 48 KB, 719x535, liz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lizzie was a true bro.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:54:45 2010 No.4356622 So, the only way to enjoy Phantom of Inferno is that DVD interface thing, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:54:45 2010 No.4356625 >>4356599 But I thought she loved me.

>>	Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk Fri Feb 12 00:55:45 2010 No.4356628 >>4356622 Unfortunately, unless you can read Japanese.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:56:45 2010 No.4356633 File: 68 KB, 721x540, cal naked.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4356622 Yeah, and it's buggy like hell. But Cal pays back the effort.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:58:45 2010 No.4356653 File: 84 KB, 800x600, making love.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4356633 Oh, I want more than that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:00:45 2010 No.4356667 File: 95 KB, 800x600, cal close.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder what happened with her freckles in those 2 years... Must have been that damn Scythe Master fucking around again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:00:45 2010 No.4356662 >>4356633 Looks good.

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Fri Feb 12 01:00:45 2010 No.4356665

you know, I usually brush these threads off... But this one hits home ;_;

My dream is to get a loving girlfriend who respects my gunsmithing, one who doesn't see guns as instruments of murder.

Then, as a first date I take her to a range and teach her how to shoot my prized WWII luger.

That gun will never be fired until the time is right

;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:01:45 2010 No.4356668 >>4356665 Adopt a loli

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:02:45 2010 No.4356674 >>4356667 She is more perfect this way, though.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Fri Feb 12 01:03:45 2010 No.4356675 >>4356668 I hate kids. HATE

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:05:45 2010 No.4356685 File: 71 KB, 800x600, cal beach.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is it that one of the most beautiful cg pieces of the entire game must be part of the most depressing route? ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:06:45 2010 No.4356689 >>4356668 Well, >>4356675 have a point. In the 3D world there would no cute loli. Kids are annoying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:07:45 2010 No.4356691 >>4356667 Those weren't freckles. Those were zits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:08:45 2010 No.4356693 File: 113 KB, 800x600, cal smile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4356691 Filthy lies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:08:45 2010 No.4356695 >>4356685 Cal is beautiful no matter what she is doing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:13:45 2010 No.4356710 >>4356693 Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:16:45 2010 No.4356735 I prefer mature Cal, and I'm not afraid to admit it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:16:45 2010 No.4356731 God, this DVD is such a cockblock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:18:45 2010 No.4356743 File: 76 KB, 800x600, gunrape.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4356731 LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE MISSING.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:19:45 2010 No.4356749 >>4356665 the luger you got last night?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:19:45 2010 No.4356753 >>4356743 godgirldiscipliningslut.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:21:45 2010 No.4356763 >>4356753 Nope, that's backwards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:23:45 2010 No.4356768 >>4356763 Ha, that's new. I1ve seem people holding grudges against Cal but I've never seen anyone defending Mio.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:24:45 2010 No.4356774 >>4356768 Kidding, of course. I love Cal as much as everyone else.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Fri Feb 12 01:25:45 2010 No.4356780 File: 1.05 MB, 2048x1536, Picture 279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4356749 yup.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:27:45 2010 No.4356787 >>4356763 Four Foot Man Eating Chicken

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:29:45 2010 No.4356794 >>4356768 >people holding grudges against Cal We call those people "faggots".

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:30:45 2010 No.4356798 File: 237 KB, 800x600, 1265820818649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4356780 If you want an antiquities lover, you are better off with Scythe Master as your husbando, Boof.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:33:45 2010 No.4356808 File: 67 KB, 710x535, mass ein.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mass produced Eins, mass produced evas, mass produced gundams, mass produced Misakas... Why is it that Japan is so afraid of mass production?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:35:45 2010 No.4356820 >>4356633 The first time I saw that background I could've sworn that I've seen that mall somewhere...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:36:45 2010 No.4356823 File: 243 KB, 743x526, samefag.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4356808 Good question.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:36:45 2010 No.4356824 File: 235 KB, 612x1404, illustratedtimeline3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4356808 Mass produced Feitos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:41:45 2010 No.4356843 >>4356824 MAss produced sluts you mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:45:45 2010 No.4356863 >>4356823 Ein and lesbian Ein

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:47:45 2010 No.4356865 >>4356653 Disgusting. You can only fuck when she's old enough to breed?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:49:45 2010 No.4356874 >>4356865 Wait, what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 02:02:45 2010 No.4356928 >>4356653 Cal is pure and saving herself for marriage. She would never throw away her virginity like this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 02:26:45 2010 No.4357043 File: 50 KB, 719x537, cal cowboy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well, I finally did it, /jp/. I accompanied her until the very end. Now it's time to delete the file. Good night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 02:29:45 2010 No.4357056 >>4357043 Good man. Enjoy your best waifu ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 02:34:45 2010 No.4357078 >>4357043 Those things on his leg look like penises.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 02:35:45 2010 No.4357085 >>4357078 Why are you looking at him. The focus of the picture is the beautiful woman on the right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 08:49:45 2010 No.4358401 File: 188 KB, 800x600, scythemastertraininghisassassin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Scythe Master is my husbando.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 08:53:45 2010 No.4358411 >>4357043 Hey, Baldr Sky's one ending looks just like this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 09:18:45 2010 No.4358470 >>4358401 He fucked everyone's waifus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 09:33:45 2010 No.4358535 File: 187 KB, 800x600, untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4358470 Surely he didn't contaminate my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 09:37:45 2010 No.4358559 >>4358535 Lizzie is a bro.SHe's not fit for waifuing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 09:42:45 2010 No.4358582 >>4358559 You mean you can't have a waifu that doubles as a bro?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 09:42:45 2010 No.4358585 >>4358582 This is the best kind of waifu, don't listen to that fag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 09:45:45 2010 No.4358596 File: 78 KB, 800x600, _b010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4358585 Indeed.

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