/jp/ - Otaku Culture

would bulling her

>>43494263
No bully!!!!!!

would fug her
benis in vagina :DD

She's nice.

>>43494272
Threesome with koakuma!

>>43494263

>>43494301
Unironically would fuck

>>43494226
I always choke on her nonspells

she's a neet
i'm a neet
i like neets
would read with her all day and all night

>>43494312
Patchy's poor health will not stop her from dancing!
>>43494321
Good anon, have a cookie

>>43494226
>>43494301
Original Patchouli!

>>43494226

>>43494350
PUT HER GODDAMN HAT BACK YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>43494350
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>43494380
Let's rape him!

>>43494301
That wretched creature has no soul, behind that smile there's nothing but pure darkness..... even god doesn't dare to touch it..

>>43494350
She is ready to be hit with the baldinator 5000.

>>43494478
Don't fucking dare......

>>43494478
I HATE YOU

Okay, cool, yeah, let's all shack up! Let's all gather around this "parasocial campfire" or whatever FAGGOT SHIT you wanna call it. Let's all engage in our own autistic approximation of whatever the fuck "cute" is supposed to mean, let's all disassociate from any real confrontation in our lives and pretend to be like CUTE ANIME FAIRIES on the internet and find increasingly elaborate defense mechanisms and ways to resent our parents or XYZ until we are in OUR 30s with NOTHING going on in our lives, doo doo doo doo, NIHILISM with PINK PASTEL COLORS!!! COMFY!!! SO FUCKING COMFY!!! ANON-SAN~!! WE ARE SO CHRONICALLY FUCKED INTO SUBMISSION BY REALITY THAT WE SHOULD JUST ALL CURL UP INTO A WARM LITTLE BLANKEY OF CONSTANT INTERNET ENTERTAINMENT BECAUSE EMULATING SOMETHING LIKE A BABY INSIDE OF THE HUM OF A MOTHER'S WOMB IS THE ONLY WAY TO RELIVE THE ONLY NORMAL AND HAPPY TIME THAT SEEMINGLY EVER EXISTED IN OUR AUTISM-WROUGHT LIVES, ANON-SAN, WE BOTH DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT ANYTHING SO THERE'S NO POINT IN HAVING INHIBITIONS OR DIGNITY ANON-SAN~~ HAHA ANON-SAN LET'S SIT IN A MUSKY ROOM WITH EMPTY ENERGY DRINK CANS EVERYWHERE AND ANTS CRAWLING THROUGH OUR WIRY GREASY LEG HAIR AND ACT LIKE A FUCKING ANIME FAGGOT WITH ME ANON-SAN~~ GIVE UP WITH ME ANON!!!! GIVE UP AND BE A HOPELESS FREAK LIKE ME ANON!!! WHAT'S THAT? WHAT DO I THINK ABOUT BEING A LOSER??? IT'S FUNNY XDDDD

>>43494542
Patchy-sama take your meds, everyone is worried about you

buu buu

>>43494695
thread ruined, everybody go home.

Patchiest thread on /jp/

>>43494226

>>43494226
she is cute and amazing!

>>43494894
>filename
KEK

>>43494542
Undress yourself

>>43494894
Both tf2 and touhou really love their silly hats

>>43494729
Thank you! *cums everywhere*

She should be less stingy with her books. What’s the point of a library if you don’t loan the books out?

why's she wearing pajamas if she's a librarian? isn't she supposed to work?

>>43496767
Librarians are very sleepy

>>43496828
so am i, what does that say about me

>>43496883
you're a nerd

>>43496883
You're a cute NEET like patchy

She smart and has nice legs.

>>43496883
You're Patchy

>>43498835
Delicious thighs

>>43494482

>>43499155
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>43499155
COMMIT PICHUUN YOU RETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!

>>43499155
I didn't expect the nostagia critic to pop out

>>43494226
Librarians are best had with nerd glasses, but this one isn't too bad either.

>>43499953
She's cool

>>43494894
you have no idea how much this made me laugh

>>43500031
You're a sadist! Patchy almost lost her hat and You're laughing?

>>43494894
>>43496382
>>43494949
>>43500031
THIS IS MINE NOW!

>>43500938
SOLDIER LEAVE PATCHY ALONE! A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!

>>43499155
Is he going to remember the danmaku so I don't have to?

>>43494226
I really, *really* like this librarian

>>43505418
Good

book bump

>>43494226
I want to give her a child

>>43511177
for her to eat?

>>43511287
no, to train as an apprentice

>>43494542
he's right

>>43516762
Nah he's just low on meds

p

>>43521052
What

>>43521135
p

>>43521211
Bitch what does that mean

>>43521807
[P]

She needs some cardio.

>>43521911
I will give her some cardio if you know what i mean

>>43528507
God fucking damn, i wish i was koakuma

>>43528507
her breasts aren't *that* big

>>43528507
magic overdose

>>43529388
Lies

>>43528507
She can not only transform into a skunk, but a cow as well?

>>43494729
The Patchouli Patch...

>>43530973
buu.

>>43494226
You know when playing the game i never noticed how cute she is. I guess that sakuya art distracted me for the rest of the game.

>>43534428
She's truly the cutest librarian
>>43534320
Ewwwwwww

>>43534506
Butachouli has 14 nipples! Imagine the possibilities!

>>43534537
Eww don't disrespect patchy by posting that horrible abomination!

>>43494226
I bet she doesn't shower weeks at a time

>>43537568
God I wish I were Koakuma.

>>43537568
What the fuck is wrong with you, this shit is disgusting

>>43537718
Ok maybe i overreacted a bit but still it's disgusting

>>43494226
I love her

>>43541513
Why is she in a tea cup

>>43541613
It could happen

>>43541937
Will drink

>>43541613
she's very sweet.

>>43542183
Will eat

>>43542186
you will get cavities and diabetes.

>>43542206
Worth it

I don't like her but tolerate her existence because my wife Remi is fond of her

>>43545642
>i don't like her
Fuck you

>>43494894
>>43500938
Magnificent.

>>43545681
You fool! The hat is Patchy's life force!

>>43548215
Timid librarian

>>43545642
This is not enough enough for the Remi, there will be conflict between you.

>>43494226
I don't think about this librarian.

>>43556007
Bitch

>>43556730
It's because patchy is shy, and i dont want to send her my toughtwaves.

>>43558777
Ah oki

>>43494894
Her nipples here look like it could kill someone

>>43528758
Its hard work being a NEET's handler

>>43494226

>>43559215
Patchouli was rika all along?!?!
>>43559076
Koa patchy is not a pig!

>>43559050
They're fucking spikes lol

pajouly is fat

>>43559076
>>43559300

>>43559819
Disgusting!
>>43559480
Not true!

>>43559819
Perjury is not a swine

i like patchy even when she's a cute little (big) piggy.

>>43559925
She has BECOME the pillow on which you may read. Every bite she takes, the softer and bigger the pillow becomes...

>>43494933
This is good exercise for patchouli. Even if Patchouli doesn't get fat, her blood vessels, lymphatic system, and spinal column will suffer from long periods of complete sedentariness.
>There are no ambulances in Gensokyo, but there is an aristocratic phlebotomy technician.
maybe if she has clogged arteries it stops Remi sucking her dry?
>>43496646
If any of the SDM residents murder you (likely) then Patchy will have to come all the way from the library to retrieve it, and try and clean the blood off. Does Patchy only read the grimoires? How much knowledge does she leave undisturbed in the library. Bad librarian only reads a single genre. Shameful

She's pretty cute

>>43560712
GIWTWM

>>43560712
Leave you chicken-grease brained waste-of-EBT pavement ape

>>43561949
What did he post?

>>43561949
I'll NEVER stop annoying judgmental faggots like you

>>43562427
fat fetish shit.
He keeps posting actual planetoid ass in every godamn thread.
I don't think it strictly speaking breaks board rules, but it's annoying enough that for once I'll say janny made the right call.

>>43563281
You're also the guy who hates overweight people
Also it wasn't fat fetish shit this time, don't let this retard fool you

dun da dun d-dun d-dun dun dun daaa
dun dun da dun dun dun da dun da dunnnn
daa dun dun da daa daa dun daa dun da

>>43563425
No it was.
I mean, just because the fat is in their ass doesn't make it acceptable as not fat shit.
Equally, get out and kill yourself .

>>43564453
Patchy the musician

>>43494301
Sexy

>>43564606
No it wasn't
Why do you gotta shit on men that have common interest in thicc girls? i doubt you're an straight man with that sort of faggot behavior lmfao
Besides, jannies NEVER made the right call, the only time they did it right was with banning CP and more illegal fucked up stuff (that is WAY WORSE than what i posted) and that's it
Go live in the streets of /b/ (that has the same illegal content the jannies ban) and hang yourself and i mean that in a discriminatory way, tranny

>>43564606
Btw, here's an comparison between straight-up obese and dummy thicc for your retarded ass that skipped school

>>43564675
It's more the fact you keep shitting up threads with your garbage.
Want to post that stuff?
Make an asshu thread that we can all hide.
>Why do you gotta shit on men that have common interest in thicc girls? i doubt you're an straight man with that sort of faggot behavior lmfao
Complete non sequitur, I just like thinner women than actual hamplanets. If you're so fucking interested in sharing that trash, why don't YOU go to /b/?
I was fine with the board the way it was before you reared your mongoloid head. I'm not leaving because of some gaylord who insists on shitting out fat shit all the time.

> and hang yourself and i mean that in a discriminatory way, tranny
As opposed to the fun, family friendly way of hanging someone. Dumbass.

And they ain't "thicc", they are fucking disgustingly overweight carciatures, you fucking manchild.
You can't even string a fucking good insult together to save yourself, and your posts even without the images are so fucking moronic that I can tell it's you instantly.
I'd tell you to neck yourself, but with your interests it'd be just as easy to tell you to cross a rope bridge, fat fuck.

SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

>>43564798
Such shit taste in thin woman lol, btw:

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is clearly male.

>>43564902
Be honest, what grade are you in?

>>43494226
sicp

>>43494226
She is a brat just like her BFF

>>43564983
No she's not!

>>43564927
I think he might be an elementary school dropout.
He's fucking 14, I bet.
He's acting like the little shit I was at 14.
Complete with copypasta shit that I too posted when I was 14.
Thinking hitler was cool and countercultural, same as I did when I was 14.
Go and study for your math test, anon.
It's more important than shitposting on a japanese culture board.

>>43564927
>>43565002
I'm not telling you faggots

>>43565033
14.
Maybe a really immature 16.
I bet he wonders what beer tastes like.

>>43565033
Of so you're still in high-school? There's no shame in that you know

>>43565036
Do you guys even have anything better to do other than kink-shaming?
Btw i would kick your ass if i saw you irl, you should know i've been going to the gym over the last 3 years

>>43565055
>Y-you're kink shaming!
Yes. We are. Since you are a little faggot.
Go a week without jerking it, and fix your godamn brain while you can, you fucking spastic.

thread ruined

>>43565209
Sad

>>43565078
I'm not listening to niggers like you
And i wish i could blow up your communist head with a shot gun if i had one

>>43565209
>>43565242
Yep, and by those judgmental faggots

>>43565288
>Communist
My brother in fucking christ, you have no idea who you are talking to.
> with a shot gun if i had one
Because your daddy keeps it in a safe since you're not old enough yet?
>Yep, and by those judgmental faggots
No, by you, same as the other threads you've touched.

>>43563425
Fatties should indeed be just shot, or burnt alive.

>>43564902
And so you revealed yourself to be a /pol/ crossboarder, how appropriate given your fatass fetish.
NTA but kill yourself out of /jp/ already.

>>43565319
Reminder: I did not have to make an asshus thread with that bunnysuit reisen pic so your filthy sensitive eyes can't look at it, you just need to git gud to learn how to tolerate "chubby" girls

>>43565346
I mean, they still have a chance to lose weight

>>43565352
>t. You just need to learn to accept my fetish!
Kill yourself. Unironically.
I don't want to have to look at tranny dicks, I don't want to have to look at fat fucks, I don't want to have to look at NTR cuck shit.
I am not going to stand by and allow you to shit up every thread with your fucking disgusting fetish.
Frankly, I don't want you on the board in general, but the least you can do is keep yourself in a containment thread.
Better yet, you could go on /e/ or /h/, even better would be /d/, and best of all?
Neck yourself.
I'm not a cuck that's gonna stay quiet with utter filth being posted by some retarded little shit.

This retarded limp dicked crossboarder is still here shitting several threads, he is probably samefagging too. Where are the meidos when you need them?

>>43494226
I wonder what she thinks about 'Crime and Punishment' and 'Pale Fire'...

>>43565346
that's right! fatness is an illness! cure em or euthanize em!

>>43566062
How do you cure them lmao

Stop arguing and start beating your meat to Patchy's big fat tits

>>43561949
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>>43564798
>>43564902
>>43564927
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>>43565078
>>43565288
>>43565319
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>>43566214
Why can't y'all deranged incels be accepting of each other's interests and have a comfy thread on /jp/.

>>43566484
All this arguing made patchy cry!

I hope all the Anons in this thread are ready to chip in to buy a new battery for Fatchouli's reversing beeper.

>>43567694
Ewwwwww fatty

>>43567694
disgusting

>>43567694
Put 'er down, son

>>43567661
Oh no! How do we stop her from crying?

>>43567829
By posting cute pics lf her!

>>43567863
I have one!

>>43567694
BIGGER

>>43567882
Nice!

>>43567694
God I want to spend hours every day wheeling in wheelbarrows of fresh sandwiches, cakes, and pies for Fatchouli to feed up her immense bulk. I'd like to help her at least exceed the mass of a blue whale to start with.

>>43499155
>bait and switch
Bald her properly.

>>43567965
No

>>43567829
Kiss her!

>>43574843
On the lips!

>>43567694
Look at that serene and majestic creature.

>>43574971
Ugly fatty

>>43574843
>>43574875
In the ass too!

>>43576166
Nah on the pussy

>>43576172
No, on the butt

>>43576266
ON THE PUSSY

>>43576270
ON THE ASS

>>43576274
Fug u!!!!!

>>43576284
Fag you too

>>43576288
Butt is disgusting pussy isn't

>>43576292
No, butts are like, soft and round while pussies looks like they're from a creepy alien

>>43576297
Butt is where poop comes from so it's a no

>>43576306
Y'know what they say: "what matters is in the inside, not the outside"

>>43576318
It's better if i stick my dick in it instead of kissing it

>>43576338
In the vagina or the anus?

>>43576360
Both

>>43576375
Isn't the anus where the poop comes from?

>>43576382
AH SHIT

>>43576382
I take back my statement

>>43576391
You're rather off slamming your dick between her buttcheeks instead of her holes

>>43576399
Yeah, i can't help it her ass is too dummy thicc

>>43576409
Yeah me either (i would do it if she was nude)

>>43576499
Patchy is too tired for sex

>>43576578
She can sleep while i sleep in her butt

>>43576681
Raping in her sleep?

>>43576681
Hold on i hope koa hasn't read all our lewd messages! She wants patchy all for herself!

>>43576698
Woah woah woah buddy! I meant using her butt as a pillow

>>43576754
Yeah that sounds good

>>43494270
Bullying*

>>43581318
Still no bullying!!!!

>>43494542
>XYZ
Just name ///them///, faggot

>>43581616
I think he's having a mental breakdown

I want to hold hands with Patche

>>43582082
Good anon have a cookie

>>43582082
*gives anon a chocolate cookie*

>>43584453
>chocolate cookie
Those are the best

>>43494226

>>43500938
Speaking of TF2 and Touhou, i want to put Patchy on my new Objector. Which Patchy image should i put on it?

>>43590637
I dunno, maybe you could put original patchouli on it

>>43590637
Baldchouli.
The psychological effect alone could turn games around.

>Patchouli in her observatory
Observing the disturbed people ITT

>>43598496
Small boobies

>>43494226
She fat

>>43607815
Why no?

rape

>>43611046
Boob rape