/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Me?

Only a loser won't be getting a Valentine's.

>>4355563
Why must you stupid guys constantly spam and attack www . anon
talk . com for? Please stop. We don't want any chanturds there.

Haruka, because no one likes her.

It's me! It's me!

It's me right?

Me?

Better luck next year.

99% of /jp/

It's /jp/

>>4355602

The others will be getting presents from their mothers.

you're mom?

Me. I'm really lonely.

>>4355610
My mom gives me a small box of chocolates every year. It started when she would put them in my lunch box, and then she started sending them away to me at college, and now that I am back home and unemployed, she'll probably hand them to me herself ;_;

>>4355646
She probably have been wanting some incest action all this time and you didn't realized it yet.

>>4355560
Why must you stupid guys constantly spam and attack www . anon
talk . com for? Please stop. We don't want any chanturds there.

>>4355646
"I-i-it's not like I'm your... girlfriend or anything weird like that. I just thought you'd want some chocolate on Valentine's day so you wouldn't feel left out."

>>4355596
This is simply not true.

Lenin will be my Valentine.

You'll see. You'll all see!

>>4355560
Why must you stupid guys constantly spam and attack www . anon
talk . com for? Please stop. We don't want any chanturds there.

>>4355685

>>4355721
I wish Dan would realize he can make good comics and also make an ounce of sense at the same time.

>>4355687
Why, you have a problem with that?

>>4355610
My mother gets me Valentines every year.
I'm 24 years old and still live with her. I fucking love the shit she gets me though. Not that cheapy cheap shit. She gets me some motherfucking Godiva.

>>4355564
Ah. Me, as well.

I'm so lonely I went to the cinema alone yesterday.

>>4356145
You don't have to go with someone to the movies. If there's a movie you want to see, go see it.

It doesn't make you a fag.

>>4356149
It kinda does though.

>>4356157
Says who?

Hey /jp/ I was wondering I am going to be lonely too over this valentine but maybe we could roleplay online and I'll roleplay as your girlfriend?

>>4356226

That doesn't sound like such a bad idea.

>>4356226
How about no?

CHINESE NEW YEAR MONEY

>>4356233
Okay. Should it be over AIM or something?

>>4356233
Even when you know it's probably a disgusting neckbeard on the other end?

>>4356226
brilliant.jpg

>>4356277, >>4356264
You should enforce both sides playing, as in: whoever joins in to have someone to roleplay as a waifu should also roleplay as waifu of someone else.

>>4356277
But how could you know that?

>>4356250
Fuck yeah! Red envelope money. Who the fuck cares about valentines anyway? I guess if you aren't Chinese.

>>4356277

I want to believe

>>4356304
>I guess if you aren't Chinese.
Thank God.

>>4356343

what's the matter?
china too moe for you?

>>4356314

Okay my AIM name is dokidoki0214. What kind of girlfriend do you like?

>>4355564
Meee!

...wait

;_____; BAAAAAW

>>4355596
shocking one of the other idols is doing something nice to spare Chihaya's feelings.

Bump so as many /jp/sies can share in my bad mood~

imokaywiththis.jpg

>>4355581
^
>>4355596
Get off my Chihaya

>>4355564
me <3

How about it guys, feel like making another one for Valentine's?

>>4358495

>>4358495
Will make one for Cal.

>>4358495
Improved version here.

>>4358495
I'll make one with Suika and lots of booze.

>>4358651
Some of those are old reposts, so they don't count.

>>4358718
It's better to have such reposts in one large file than in 5 different images, like I did. It's made just for simplicity.

my valentines day will be as such

wake up
shower
eat yummies
STALKER
power throught all of Hidamari Sketch
dinner with my waifu Miyako
cuddle with Miyako and fall asleep

>>4358718
Actually, everything that's not here >>4358495, is a repost since this was cleaned several times before the final version.

not me; working at a chocolate factory is great

>>4359019
Holy shit, you can get your waifu all sorts of stuff from there. Lucky bastard.

>>4358827
mine will be like this
1 wake up noon-ish
2 DJMax Trilogy NB Ranger marathon
3 bed

>>4358651
Didn't expect to see Ai there.

I'll be buying some chocolates tomorrow and will post a picture on the 14th. I'm almost sure we won't gather as many as we did for Christmas but oh well, we'll see :3

>>4360823
That's the spirit.

I went to the mall and bought myself a box of See's Candies after dinner earlier today. I shall eat them all by myself while playing eroge in my underwear on Valentine's Day.

>>4363724

Welcome back, faggot.

How was your "vacation"?

>>4363724
When you didn't return after a week had passed, I thought we were finally rid of you.

>>4363744
Pretty awesome. I feel like a million bucks.

I expect that feeling to eventually disappear as I start to browse the internet again. But I will admit that I missed my doujinshi porns, game music collection, and /jp/ (in that order).

i think dmx iz a pritty kewl gui eh woops dat trick and dosent afraid of any thing..........................dosent have shit 2 do wit japan buuuut yea..............

>>4363783
People only leave /jp/ for good when they a) die, or b) get a girlfriend and lose their virginity.

None of those things will ever be happening to me anytime soon, so I'm here to stay for a very long time.

>>4363846
Welcome back. I'd say it's been bad around here lately, but in all honesty it's about the same as usual. It's just that when you were gone Jones-chan and White Ren's antics were more noticeable.

>>4363873
My antics? What are you on about?

>>4363873
>>White Ren's antics were more noticeable

That can't be good!

And /jp/ is still the same as before; there are still a few readable threads buried under the usual piles of Touhou and Type-Moon.

>>4363912
Jones-chan: Reaction images, the occasional Yuki.N imagespamming, exchanging dumb catchphrases with sion like "Press X to JASON", and flirting with sion in general.

White Ren: Responding in troll threads. See: http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/S4337761 Admittedly, it's hard to tell which posts are by the real White Ren sometimes because people keep borrowing his trip.

>>4364092
Okay, I mad.
Quit accusing me of doing everything you dislike, and either explain this "press x to Jason" thing you accused me of doing in several threads the other day or shut the fuck up and never post in my presence again.

>>4364109
You mean there's someone else posting random anime screen shots from Valkyria Chronicles, Seitokai no Ichizon, and whatever-anime-sion-is-currently-interested-in with the naming scheme "Sion [is something/doing something].jpg"? I apologize, I didn't think any Anonymous poster would try to impersonate you that far.

Jonesy always was super gay for Sion; that's nothing new. I still think they would be best pals if they knew each other IRL.

Personally I would still like to see them both smashed by a meteorite and struck by lightning at the same time, but I can't get everything I want in life. Yet.

fgdfg

>>4364368
Sion is Jones.
Yes Sion is Jones.

Oh boy gossip about who likes who let me just grab some knitting needles and make some scones.

>>4364109
You're responsible for 90% of all the imagespam on the board.

>>4355564

Alice. ;_;

Theres are the three girls I'm spending valentines day with.

>>4366260
samsung is a trap

>>4366260
> samsung
Go back to Korea faggot

>>4366260

My girlfriend could beat up your girlfriend (in blazblue).

>>4366260
Sup poorfag. Just ordered this.
I will be enjoying my NEW waifu while you can enjoy your used good.

>>4366313

G10 series?

>>4366313
>plasma

hahahahhahahaha

>>4366340
L32C10

Only about $350.

>>4366313
>>4366347
Well, aren't you special.

Thinking about getting one of those new TV's with my chinese new year money. My last one was a 24" CRT.

>>4366346

Not sure what you're laughing at it's not a plasma and even if it was panasonic has some damn good plasmas with really low display lag.

>>4366362
How much are you looking to spend and where are you located (price/model purposes)?

>>4366362
Well I was going for either L32C10 or L37X10.
Decided to go for the cheaper 32 inch since I don't really think I need such a big TV. The price difference is pretty huge just for an extra 5 inch.

If you are feeling rich, just get the FULL HD L42S10.

>>4366373
>calling others poorfags while complaining about huge price differences
>feeling rich

>>4366379
I was just joking.
Not to say I can't afford it, I just dont think the price justify the extra 5inch.
Besides my room is small so it will only be a few meters away from where I am sitting.

>>4366382

I had a 42" screen in my tiny bedroom when I lived at home, jesus it would get hot in there.

>>4366382
I was just giving you a hard time. Big TVs in small rooms do look pretty tacky.

I stole candy from my little 8-year-old sister. She got early Valentines candy from her classmates, several boys and girls. What a little slut.

i don't have a valentines or will have one in many years as i'm extremely shy and don't have the guts to even go out with people. i'm thinking of sending valentines day chocolates and cookies to ronery people in /jp/ by mail next year, good idea y/n?

>>4366469

Talking to other lonely people on valentines day is all I need to make me happy

>>4366488
hello, then!

chocolate makes you fat. you should be glad to not get any.

>>4366299
I was thinking of a 42 inch plasma, but then I came to my sences and realised that my 3 meter room dosent need a 42'' plasma, I got a LE32B450 and a PS3.

Guess I should have added the PS3 on the picture since I'm probably going to play Heavy Rain on it.

>>4367044
Enjoy your shitty korean electronics. Hope you budgeted for replacing it in 2 years.

Another lonely Feb. 14 Chihaya?

>>4367060
I'll enjoy the blackest blacks on the LCD budget market.

>>4367085
>I'll enjoy the blackest blacks
I'm holding out for OLED personally.

>>4367098
My TV plus PS3 were like 838$, thats really really here in Croatia, my "next" TV is going to be in like 2015 or something... or even later.