/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>43551836
Good luck to them, i'm behind 7 sabbaths

>>43551817
PLUMPY

>>43551817
How much do they weigh?

>>43551829
vary cute

>>43551848
What're you going to do if one of those sabbaths is a demon one?

Me and my fellow humans are protesting outside the MGC town hall again to end rape in MGC. We're all wearing matching red shirts that say "no more rape" and holding signs while chanting. We won't stop demonstrating until the monster mayor outlaws and strictly criminalizes rape done to human males. It will be a victory for human rights when we succeed.

>>43551887
immediately job
instaloss 2koma style
I'll be holding her hand so fast I won't even have the time to sip the 'free' beer and boomer shooters she tempted me with
I'd be on my knees proposing to her so fast all i'd be seeing is shades of blue and her cute gasps
I wouldn't it see it coming when she takes my love and pushes it deep inside her
I'd be contractually obligated to hug and spoil so intensely that it'd mindbreak me

A raid into the zombie crypt! A plan to grab a wife and make a getaway! Alerting the hord by mistake! Getting trapped in the zombie crypt!

>>43551941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDbIDKel-O4

Post trustworthy foxes.

>>43551984

Lilim appreciation post, are they still Christmas cakes if it's not christmas?

>>43551906
>You tweet this, surrounded by the unmarried officers of the MGCPD

>>43551866
Li-listening to the heartbeat of bunny girls!!

>>43551836
Pfft I'm not scared of some demons, im not easily tricked or easily seduced! I'm immune to them

>>43552030
glomped by bunnygirls

Angels arent trustworthy

>>43551817
Imagine if this radio ad was broadcasted/advertised in an Monstergirl City?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz4W20sshdA

snowcelomeh

>>43552127
Uh oh its the village elder

>>43552014
They are still past the prime marriage age, so yes
They are OLD
HAGS
This accumulated lust super-charges their bodies, powers, and appetite. User discretion is advised

>At demon DMV
>Finally get up front of the line
>Have to sign some papers to renew my license
>Joke that I don’t know ever read this stuff to the demon at the desk
>She brings more papers for me to sign
>Demon next desk over makes me sign another document
>When I get my picture taken I have to sign yet another document
>For some reason the demons are absolutely ecstatic
>Go home
>Get a some harpy priority mail
>Find out I’m now married and will be receiving government benefits

>>43552058

Settings that're too grim, dystopic, bleak and so HOPELESS. No monstergirls and MGE Demon Energy can fix it. And no monstergirls can come out of it:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gb3lp0BCIWw

>>43552154
why are you posting it here then?

>>43552154
Please all of them would become abyssal monster girls that would indulge in TF with their human husbands.

>>43552144
>have one of these super charged lims as a boss
>constant borderline harassment
>even brought a riding crop to hit me with
>"to keep morale up" she says
>inevitably get called into her office where you are voluntold to do some "overtime"
What are some way anons can avoid this fate?

Help how do I stop liking sexy evil girls. I just want to become their husband-henchman.

>>43552154
If I can make Bloodborne into a hentai I can probably change any setting from dark and gloom to lewd and romantic.

Put some pants on lady.

>>43552113
There would only be Radical-Eros themed terroristic threats made against not only the therapy program and the radio station who aired it, but Radical Eros groups would conduct terroristic acts against them and any stupid enough to participate

>>43552169
Because he desperately craves (You)s.

>>43552186
Get married to a monstergirl who loves you
Yes, your boss will be crying all day for some reason, but at least you can now get your work done

Alright anon, the city is in crisis, and, due to your fetishes our county clerk automatons have trawled from your data, you're being selected as an emergency husband for this job. There's a rare banshee-jub hybrid that's currently taken over the druella honorary park's public amphitheater and is currently blasting melancholic bird song all over the city. Not only is on job sex up to 80% (previously 50%) from all the monsters currently fucking their husbands in a emotional frenzy, but she's getting all her juices (milk, femspunk, tears) all over the stage. Now there'll be a entourage of eros cultists on their way (2 beefy cupids and a pink brigade kiki) to spruce you up and prep you to wed this gal, so don't go anywhere. We've already got you tracked on most city cameras, just accept your fate.

>>43552207
>lich-sans seduction attempt #25 foiled again by anon

>>43552218
is this ai?

>>43552292
I’m not seeing any anomalies that it could be, so no I don’t think it is.

>>43552207
Look, as long as her navel is still visible, I'm all for it.

>>43552144
there should be more PSAs about the dangers of old women

She can't fix me

>>43552170
Okay, no explain the Blood Ocean, the anomalies and the monster fish that wrecks the sub in the end!

>>43552481
its either that or rape correction anon, what will it be?

>>43552326
Is this AI?

i've never seen a hag fish

>>43552481
Saying that in front a flayer? Tsk tsk anon, I hope you like mind kinks

>>43552547
>she builds up your confidence, self-worth and personal image
the dreaded reverse mindbreak

>>43552490
Blood could be a high level of iron in the water that can happen naturally for it literally happens in Antarctica once in awhile where ice and water looks like blood mixing with the iron there, so it would be a hot spot for vampires too not just abyssals.

>>43552558
Nooo! Not the self confidence!

>>43552207
>"These are...spats?"
>"Yes"

>>43552277
It's my duty to save this city
And this girl's lonely heart

>>43552586
She's gonna make you happy and content, too

Regular sex with my wife doesn't do it for us anymore, what would it take to really spice it up?

>>43552490
Also the monster fish at the end can be a abyssal monster girl that is trying to break in to take (You) as her husband it’s that simple.
Then the anomalies you mention can be just normal space time distortions for they happen all the time in MGE especially when Wonderland is involved.

>>43551817

>>43552631
Have you tried the many TF potions yet?

>>43552547
She is not allowed to fix me

>>43552661
if her mind is set on something it's really hard to win an argument against ms flayer

>>43552653
>sunny D
I'll accept, but I like Tang better..

>>43552668
I hope she can fix me
I don't want her to get hurt in her process

>>43552691

>>43552660
There's nothing interesting to transform into to fuck my wife with

>>43552558
A fate worse than death

I wonder if they can remove the pain associated with memories without removing the memories themselves

>>43552631
Make your wife take a doppelganger potion and a raging shroom, it makes them more submissive and meek trust me, a funny purple werecat told me

when your mg finds your posts from your edgelord phase.

i just want to leave society with a monsterwife and make fires

>>43552691
Gonna be real anon, I get it. If the portals opened up I'd be a hermit out of fear of being too much of a bastard

>>43552767
She'll just bully you a lot, unless you have a Dhampir then she'll wonder why you stopped being edgy

>>43552209
>There would only be Radical-Eros themed terroristic threats made against not only the therapy program and the radio station who aired it
>Radical Eros groups would conduct terroristic acts against them
>Radical Eros

Radical Eros? That seems to be more of a norm than a theory. In paper, Eros and Eros-aligned monstergirls are neutral and are not as extremist, radical or militant as other monstergirls and just want to spread love and romance. But in practice, Eros-monstergirls and even Eros herself is already highly militant and active in spreading the influence of monstergirls and herself. It is safe to assume ever since Eros decided to align with the Demon Lord and monstergirl-kind, Eros has gained more power and influence AND worshippers because of the fact the Current Demon Lord and monstergirls as a whole want and create love and romance. And Eros decides to be like her new friends and benefactors and essentially be just as an expansionist militant like Druella and the other extremist monstergirls.

So yes, in Eros Monstergirl Realms. One must be expecting ANY FORM of NTR, Cheating, non-sexy rape, and marital/domestic abuse to be illegal. ANYTHING that goes against love and romance is deemed HARAM and criminal, any stories where love and marriage is treated like joke not to be taken seriously censored and criminalized. Any physical copies of such stories including NTR Hentai Rape doujins are systematically hunted down and confiscated and publicly burnt or destroyed. So many artists who have previously produced will be forced to make public apologies and swear to Eros the Goddess of Love that they renounce any and all of their previous work. In case such artists are men, THEY WILL be forced to marry a monstergirl. Lastly, any publication establishments and or studios who think they can make a story where a marriage or loving relationship is in jeopardy or risk of ending or being ruined because of "creativity" and "drama" for the story. Will undoubtedly get a visit from Eros herself. Stomping around the ground of the studio/publication firm and speaking or yelling out lout in her God Voice to cease this immediately or face her wrath.

I mean, who would dare oppose to the words of a literal goddess standing in the very grounds or building you're in, right?

>>43552767
speaking of whats the source of that one images where a guy reads that mg's edgelord writtings and shes mortified about it?

Give me the Christmas cake, I crave it

>>43552146
Should always read the fine print anon

>>43552831
reading is for nerds and should be left to your demon secretary

>>43552580
>>43552651
>But no explaination or justification for The Silent Rapture that occurs in Iron Lung

Kek! LMAO!

>>43552558
>Mindflayers turned it into a little competition when they arrive in our world since there are so many humans they could fix
>Simply put, flay as many humans as possible
>Some would employ married Bogeys to sniff out especially potent targets
>Using stealth and masking their involvement was also popular.

>>43552857
Well I’m giving the main stuff you asked for but at this point I think you’re just wanting (Yous).

>>43552838
>How to get married to your sectary in one easy step

>>43552838
I make my demon wife read all the documents I'm about to sign!

>>43552815
Only the cakiest

>>43552867
>competition becomes split between two categories:
>most humans fixed
>most difficult cases fixed

>>43551988
Vibin'

>>43552127
This is one of those weird, creepy High Priestess Ocelomeh, the ones in charge of 'human sacrifices' at the top of their pyramids.
I hear they take your heart!

>>43552558
The male:mindfix tag must be very popular in the Abyss

>>43552774
Dumb Mushroom.

One thing I love about flayers so much is that they can see the depths of your heart and soul, and see the real you, and still love you. I would feel so happy and secure knowing that I was still chosen despite being me. Love abyssal monsters

>>43551817
Large and extra busty, its how I like them.
Although they may be a tad too tall for the house.

>>43552962
My stupid ass would try and use her mushroom head top as a drum.

>>43552996
>Spores explode in your face
>You go blind with lust
>You wake up a few hours later holding a very happy looking mushroom girl
The good end

>>43552996
> "I should be resisting this, but I'm paralyzed with rage... and island rhythms."

>>43552979
Well they are the most intimate of monsters when they can change their husbands into their panties. Where you will cling onto your wife for hours on end either resting on her or pumping your seed into her.

>>43553007
myconid spores are neat

>Ominous scary high tech electronic techno music starts playing as the automaton approaches in the scene.

>"Silly Demon, you can lay a hand on me. I'am armed with a weapon!"

>>43553027
>Arsenal bird justice
I didn’t know harpies were that intelligent to build a automaton.

>>43553027
Shit isn't crazy until nine ball starts playing.
THEN its time for a real fight.

>>43553036
Go to /tg/ to talk about your violent outbursts while we are happy with our monster wives.

>>43552938
>Mindflayers would take note who they especially liked, sometimes taking themselves out of the running if they decided to stop and claim a husband.
>Bogeys were considered the main competition, even though they were unaware of the contest at all
>Even if the bogeys go to more humans than others, the flayers weren't too bothered, since the prize was a humans happiness.

>>43553046
More like a Typemoon native got lost.
The broken English and Shiki pic gives it away, could be a /tg/ fag too

>>43553025
Mushroom girls are nice in general, MGD mantago would be a very nice ending honestly.

>>43553020
True, though I probably wouldn't stay in that form much. I'd prefer my normal one, partial transformations however would be godly

>>43553056
Don’t know but he should fuck off for it’s not even the playing hard to get stuff either which I’m okay with because it makes a story, no he wants to cause pain into monsters also offtopic.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that bogeys could be in your area right now.
And bogies as well.
Just make sure you don't mix up which is which, bad things happen that way.

>>43553076
I believe you can go in a inbetween state with the transformations were you don’t even need to spend money on tentacle potions anymore if you got a mindflayer wife.

>>43553086
it's incredibly dark out, but the scary monster under my bed assures me she isn't a scary clown, and her plush chest coupled with sharp anti-clown claws tells me i'm safe.

feeling blue?

>>43553027
>>43553038
>>43553040
Just wait till you see the evil Ravens of Odin. Are ya a bad enough pilot to take down these birds?

>>43553180
Yeah, a little.

>>43552917
Sexy Lilim

>A mindflayers reaction when she learns that the person she's flaying is into ASMR.

>>43553180
I fucking love hair covering nipples.

>>43553180
I wish to feel blue

>>43553302
Yeah, isn't it great?

>>43553213
She looks so soft...

>>43553413
I'm sure she wouldn't mind if you went over and touched her a little out of curiosity.

>Trying to have a nice peaceful hunt
>Just need one more demon boar tusk for my new armor
>Hear a damn orchestra go off and large pinecones start landing around me
>Before I know it I’m back to camp on the cheshire cart express
>Happens 2 more times failing my quest
Why the fuck can’t bazelguese leave me alone?

i really like myconid but she gets no lewds

>>43553413
You can check into wonderland any time you like, but you can never leave.

>>43553451
>You must be high leveled and or have proper or higher level equipment to be in this area

Are you fucking stupid!?

>>43553506
but i want to take a humpty out of wonderland...

>>43553180
Do Ushis count?

>>43553519
Nope, the fact that you like humptys means you can't ever leave the loony bin known as wonderland.

>>43553529
i will allow myself to get drop slimed by walking under the nest

>>43553529
But anon needs to be able to introduce his kids to their grandparents
There has to be a visa program

Good morning sars!

>>43553413
You can just lie against them and sink in. Like a soft, squish beanbag.

Reminder that during combat, Ocelomehs can eat delicious tacos to restore health, don't let them!

>>43553584
Don’t make the joke, Don’t make the joke.

>>43553584
>Funkytown.webm monster girl
No thanks. Make them disappear.

>>43553595
>>43553604
I don't get it

>>43552186
Tell me theres a color version
tell me it has her wearing pantyhose

>>43553548
Most Nut huts have visitation, I am sure Wonderland allows visitation for those not allowed to leave.

every time im tired, i think about how much i wish i could hug fox tails and cuddle my fox wife.
its starting to become a serious problem.

>>43553558
>lost in wonderland, tired from wandering around.
>your thoughts become hazy
>encounter a wonder worm
>you feel this strong need to join her, and you lean against and hug her lower body
>the wonderworm raises her body, reaches out and pulls you closer
>It's so hard to think properly; especially as she kisses you
>eventually she leans back, nestles your head between her breasts
>All you can do is sink into her body, which feels even better than you imagined. You fall asleep as she strokes your hair.

>>43553608
I was going to make a taco bell joke which you know what that leads into.

>>43553608
Funkytown is the name of a snuff vid where cartel's members skin alive the face of someone to the bones and use adrenaline shot on him to keep him fully aware. In the back ground You can hear the song funkytown in the background to cover up the screams. Tacos cat being spics, anon made a connection and wish for their totals tacos cat death.

>>43553506
As a mushrooms enjoyer, wonderland don't look like a bad place.

>>43553633
And you know this how?, kinda seems like some random knowledge 95% of people don’t even know about.

>>43553650
Nta, but it's a common gore video
Not meant for monstergirl eyes

>>43553650
You haven't seen it? It was meme teir a few years back

>>43553650
We're on 4chan men, I saw it here and I bait that most anon know about this one, She's well known. It's the kid doing hero live with a shotgun. If You spend more then a year here, You saw it.

>>43553666
It's the same with the one with a kid*

>>43553662
I might’ve heard of it but never looked into it especially since I was probably too young when it came out so a lot of that stuff I didn’t see or know, I’m 22 now.

>>43553671
Go on /gif/ and ask for it in a rekt thread. It's never too late.

>>43553675
Naw I’m cursed with too much knowledge already don’t need anymore.

>>43553680
Your lose, You're missing on a nice discussion subject with mamonos

>>43553675
Also I’ve had pretty realistic horrible nightmares like that already so I don’t need to see a video.
I’m prime mindflayer bait an’t I.

>>43553675
watching ocelomeh cartel "execution" videos on 4mon /gif/!
becoming star in the next clip because the videos come with magitech tracker malware!

Answer me this: Would the Mainstream Establishment, Big Tech, Big Pharma and BlackRock ESG Danukis of MGE do very much the same or similar thing our own IRL Establishment Machine does to the public masses. But instead promotes and pushes for sweet hopefully and happy love and care, especially to men while encouraging women to monsterize?

>>43553671
Too young? Ah to grow up in the modern age and not be pelted with shock gore vids someone sends you for a laugh

>>43553711
Depends on how fast the bogies reform the salvageable and the DL and CE remove all the unsalvageable out of sheer disgust of their crimes

>>43553625
been doing this for the last 3 years at this point.
dont worry though it only gets worse

>>43553704
>>43553711
Same answer for both , if mamonos don't make all this shit disappear and try to replace them with softer but still fucked up thing. I will take as many of them with me in the grave. I want real MGE, not some dystopian shit who stole It skins. Comfy hugbox now and without condition s or consequences

>>43553625
I use a fluffy plaid to simulate fluffy paws hugging me

>>43553711
Satanic pedophile cabals would be demonic /ss/ cabals. And this is a good thing!

>>43553739
Then I'm afraid you need to start taking your meds, because someone else's hugbox is being """brutally""" ravished and married to a shady taco cat, just like KC keeps writing about men being "deliciously devoured".
But don't worry, Dr. M. Flayer would fix you up.

>>43553762
In some interpretations moloch is a owl demon so I guess imagine a powerful owl woman who is a hag that has dark scleras and glowing white or yellow pupils, maybe they change color depending on her mood.

>>43553777
Indeed that's a problem, we're both entitled to our respective fantasy. Also I want blacked fur paws from a gentle tomboy werecat on my head, no tentacles. I will behave if I can live far from society.

>>43553739
along with what the other anon said, there is also the fact that our shitty world kinda NEEDS that.
the damage done by our shadow groups is too far, infact the setting exists like it does BECAUSE of those groups fucking things up. the only fix would be similar conditioning in the other direction, which monsters would conveniently provide.

>>43553762
So all the pasty or shriveled up droopy billionaire grandpas and boomers that gather around in Davos Switzerland and The Island all become Shots billionaires now constantly accompanied by their /SS/ Hag or Big Sister Monster Wives?

>>43553800
Within MGE framework you will never be subjected to something that would make you miserable, those schizposts about blowing your head off or something are just shitposting at this point.

>>43553800
I believe each anon can form a pocket dimension around themselves with their selected monster wife inside but can step out of this personalized dimension if they so chose to see into others’s realities. Where each anon can live in their own happy reality.
But maybe I’m over thinking too much again and should get some sleep.

>>43553809
Yes.

>>43553809
Anon is small brain please understand. He only see's with his dick

>>43553811
I know also those posts come from me. I just want to avoid contact/exposure with mamonos kike society or new "gore/ravished" vids and other things of this caliber.

fox

>>43553817
Now THATS some schizoshit. Get some z's will you?

If I over feed a wonderworm enough will this reactivate her papllion transformation or will she just get chubby?

>>43552857
A lich experiment gone wrong, sends everyone to Hell but it's Dante's Inferno + MGE so the upper layers are like you never left earth and lower layers are where the fun times are had so all planetside guys and their mamono wives dont wanna go back topside. The trapped station and spaceship personnel that didnt get raptured will be taken by cosmic/abyssal mamono like shoggoths or the spaceworm, the space variant of sandworm.

MGE can fix any setting into giving everyone a happy end. ANY setting.

>>43553831
Please do not make the wormy fat!

>>43553826
Friends are always well dressed.

>>43553809
I was more thinking we get rid of all the old billionaires and the like. Then we welcome the ara ara oligarchs from the demon realm.

>>43553850
I don't like to see women in power position...

>>43553824
Tbh you're probably better off going to bunkerchan to talk about MGE, all this whining about what others do sounds like straight out of that place

>>43553876
They're not women, they're monstergirls and they know what's best for you.

>>43553883
i won't go with the lefties and trannies. I'm better here with You

How is wendy and her family dealing with the spring warming things up?

>>43553919
>bunkerfags
>lefties
I smell burnt potatoes

>>43553926
Like me, lay on the cold ground in hope for a cold summer or living during the night.

>>43553895
>They're not women
this anon will get rape corrected HARD

>>43553926
They dwell by the rivers where the snowmelts rush and catch salmon that grow weary on their quest upstream
The Grizzly family has taught them this

pro tip: you can get more monster girl art by looking at furry TF images and only looking at the initial 2/3rds of the image

>>43553926
Well since coats aren’t needed anymore in this hot weather me and my wife have to use thin blankets now when I transform and go down on her.

lims had their OCDONUTSTEEL phase and now baphs are the designated donut species it seems. Which ones will be next? OC kikis?

>>43553979
Maybe Hellhounds idk I don’t keep up with a lot of this stuff.

Best thing about MGE is you might just get a surprise wife any day

>>43554004
Yeah the thing I don't like about this hyper-hugbox headcanon of pocket dimensions is that you deprive yourself of any ounce of excitement and might not discover your deeper desires.
Who knows, maybe I would somehow end up being happy with a Troll after some fateful encounter.

>>43551866
is that doomguy jr. ?

>>43553979
You know thinking about it since Wendigos did get mentioned a little before they are probably the most creative monster girl you could do OCs with. That you have the whole transformation thing that you could do different things to their horns and their coats. Where there’s a lot more options to do for them compared to other monsters, then of course you got the normal basic stuff like different hair styles and eye colors, etc.

Help! I turned into a giant spider and there's this loli bullying me!

>>43554046
>anon is so docile and passive that even as a huge dickspider he won't rape the foul mouthed loli

>>43554046
Happens when you sniff Nacha butt too much you become spider.

>>43554049
He just holds her in place adorably in his spider limbs while she tries to escape his hold.

>>43554018
Pocket dimensions are retarded. Not from their pure existence, that's very common. But the absolutely sheer overuse of them.

>>43554018
Pocket dimensions in MGE so far are used by god level beings or organizations like the Sabbath. So the average person will have very little to do with them.

>>43554096
Anyone can make a pocket dimension. Stop trying to insert your grimdark, mick.

>Ask me automaton wife to call me dad
>”As you wish, dad”
>Curse me father for falling for a dhampirate

>>43554127
I'm talking about what we see in the region books and the demo. So far people are all living in the same realm rather then staying on private pocket dimensions. But we know God level.bejngs can create pocket realms cause they exist and we know about them plus the Sabbath grimoire mention Sabbath creating them for one reason or another.

what about the spider anon who loves his wife so much he never lets her out of her pouch and just walks around doing friendly stuff around the neighborhood without people knowing there's a woman getting aggressively stuffed there

>>43554144
What about it?

>>43554144
I’m pretty sure smart cow would know she knows too much for her own good.

>>43551836
Oh no that sounds horrible… I sure hope a demon doesn’t do that to me

>>43554149
Would you be grossed out to find Jeff the friendly spider who always helps you weld your fence back together is a filthy deviant and the reason no one ever seen his wife is that he's been keeping her in the breeding pouch for the last 2 years since they got married and moved round her?
>>43554152
Imagine her trying to keep her composure in friendly chit chat on some neighbourhood event, when she's the only one who's cursed with this knowledge.

>>43554177
As long as I don't have to see it or hear them doing it which I presume I wouldn't. I honestly wouldn't care.

>>43552204
Any recs for some good non-edgy Bloodborne MG stories?

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43554207
There was some anon who asked for recommendations on writing a bloodborne monster girl story. I think it’s up on ao3, or you could just search bloodborne warosu

>>43554207
Well I got mine on ao3 called rise of the Bloodmoon but I wouldn’t say it’s a perfect story. That I’m mostly used to writing action and horror stuff.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45830287/chapters/115340014

>>43554227
Based wendigo weirdo

What's the best MG for this gemmy dude?

>43554301
go back

>>43554301
You know there’s catbox moe you could’ve put this in and people would’ve actually given you a normal reply.

>>43554301
Use it next time.
https://catbox.moe/

>>43552207
So what does she do if I blow a raspberry in her cute tummy?

>>43554333
Punching belly until blue? Ahah so weird man...

>>43554301
>the lawnmower man

>>43554312
>a normal reply.
To a /qa/ tier shitpost?

>>43554545
Maybe idk just giving out advice to fix this shit, but it probably won’t work on a shitposter so I give up.

I hate the attention horse.

>gemmy
I'm sorry

>>43554568
every day I find myself loving wurms more and more

>>43552207
>when Lich-sensei forgot to wear pants at the lecture hall
>again

>>43554587
Yes... forgot.

>>43554562
Attention horse? That looks like a summer horse

>>43554599
Summer is when most monster girls try to get attention the hardest, especially on beaches.

>>43554580

>>43554580
Thread canon is not real canon

>>43554651
Here it is, deal with it

>>43554651
Real canon Wurms are cool too.

>>43554660
The Wurms in the pic are special as in they came from a two headed dragon. There is a Wurm boss in canon called Big momma. Doesn't sound like the title a dignified dragon being would have for itself.

>>43554693
Feels like the name of soul food chef dragon

>>43553027
Use pistol on pocket change to render robot no-longer-hostile.

>>43554686
do lns these days still continue the thread of having long specific titles?

>>43554693
>The Wurms in the pic are special as in they came from a two headed dragon.
Their description also says those two-headed dragons were numerous, so Wurm twin pairs shouldn't be uncommon.
>There is a Wurm boss in canon called Big momma. Doesn't sound like the title a dignified dragon being would have for itself.
Big Mama cultivates a more friendly image.

>>43554686
if they wanted to make anothr mg anime not isekai or set in fantasy they should do a school setting

>>43554735
it is actually sed in school
also dragon mom

>>43554760
forgot pic like my mom didn't love me

>>43554769
whoa this an actually thing?

>>43554686
>nerdusa
do want

>>43554777
sadly its very short and while ongoing hasnt updated in a year if mangadex is accurate

>>43554686
i remember that one puppet dinosaur show where girls with large tails was used as a metaphor for girl with large tits.

GET OUT MY HOUSE HOBO
STOP SMOKING IN HERE YOU'RE NEAR THE AIR FILTERS
FUCKING GET OUT FUCK

>>43554723
Yes. I don't mind it. Tells you the plot so you know right away of you want to read it or skip it.

>>43554723
>>43554824
i have never read a ln, i almost did once for re zero but then i was told i'd have to supplement that with the wn and navigate a web of shit to determine what was canon so i didn't .

Vampire made a facebook page to use the social medias for stalking her victims! Can you teach her how to manage such things? I should warn you that she doesn't know how to use a computer

>>43554897
>look at this granny trying to stalk those anons!
>[laughing vamp mosquito noises]

>>43554732
I like the idea of twins being really common with wurms.

>>43554897
No, She can to hell. I hate bloodsucker so much It's unreal.

>>43554789
>hasnt updated in a year if mangadex is accurate
well those series of picture of maids riding skateboards got a serialized manga for whatever reason so one can always hope.

>>43554924
>well those series of picture of maids riding skateboards
?

>>43554897
>stalking her victims
>It's just one guy
>It's just anon that works at the nearby coffeeshop

>>43554953
But will he add her on the facebooks? And is accepting a friend invitation the same as inviting a vampire to your house? These are the pertinent questions.

>>43554921
>dating one means you have to date the other twin too

>>43554957
No, Yes.
If You have social medias You're a retard.

>>43554965
Your terms are acceptable.

>>43554957
>Accept vampire friend request
>She can now enter your house at will
>Just does it to smell your underwear

>>43555003
I bet she also teases you by licking your neck over and over

I saw a MG from MGE on the catalog of /pol/, weird.

>>43555048
yeah we dont really want those people here.

>>43555124
4mon /pol/ would be better

>>43555003
Oh so that's where my underwear goes

The Final Boss!

>>43555293
look man its not that i care it being a George Floyd joke, but the fact that this is a femdom leading setting and it didn't go to the obvious face sitting joke makes me feel this was drawn to cringlenling insert identity politics into something.

>>43555475
then someone would complain that it's yuri
and if there was a human negro instead of a hellwan everyone would chimp out over niggers

it's fine the way it is

>>43554789
>the male love interest looks like deku
well i wasn't expecting that.

>wurm won't leave me alone
>pretty sure she's trying to mana mark me
>tell her there's candy in the core of the earth and that she'll get it by just tunneling straight down and not stopping
>mfw she believed me and went right down, haven't seen her in a week since
>finally get to relax

>>43555124
All the true fans love conspiracies and racism, I don't know what you're talking about, you eternal danuki.

>>43555328
Levels are stored in the breasts!

>>43555293
Unrealistic, Hellhounds are canonically one of the top 5 strongest monsters, Wights are probably like the 10th or 9th strongest overall. A Hellhound would spank a Wight bitch for fun any day.

>>43555647
Der ewige Danuki...

>>43555647
the problem with /pol/ is that those people are obsessed with conflict. If those people come across a thread with no drama they will create it since those vermin can't operate on anything that isn't drama, there is no fucking co-existence with them.

>>43555709
So You are again TND?

Here's all the politics you need

>>43555774
women can't have power, monster or not.

>>43555774
TVD
Total Virginity Death

>>43555774
Never! I'm never gonna stop protesting against big sis government!

>>43553608
>>43553633
I just thought that it refers to a more modern meme of a low poly cat spinning at 144p while bitcrushed funkytown plays. Not this.
Now i want Ocelomeh nyan cat

>>43556069
I don't like this meme because of that. Same for Shrek, I pass the moment where this song is played.
>>43555996
I really like this cat, the whole biting the tail is really cute.

>>43556193
>worst waifu ever is angry about best waifus

>>43556193
Then stay angry. I'm not going to stop breeding foxes

>>43556216
>anons already dosed up on 4x the legal limit of mofu
>keeps asking for more
enjoy responsibly

>>43551817
man , am i falling for some damn commies.....

>>43556260
whats the fine for going over the legal limit?

>>43556294
why didn't you guys tell me about this sooner?

>You are invaded by two Order Operatives

>>43556299
neat

>>43556292
my dealer says don't worry about it

>>43556365
>the dealer in question

>>43555626
>tfw shes come back with a choclate bar in hand

this isn't a monster girl.

>>43556511
this is

>>43556517
depending on who you ask, this one may or may not be.

fuck off mick

>>43556526
Fuck off mick

Irish need not apply

>>43556530
>>43556531
>>43556541
the fuck are you talking about

Only a naughty boy will open.

>>43556548
>ywn be dominated by a tiny girl

>>43556553
Dominating a large girl is also a unique experience.

>>43556571
Everybody thinks the tall fox is oh so scary, but I bet she'd be just laying confused with that
>?
face while you're doing whatever you want to her

gotes

remember to report and ignore th furry shit

>43556526
>43556546
>43556586
Euthanize yourself furcuck

>>43556548
Ohoh bratty goat need rape correction...

>>43556583
Making her feel good in bed would be fun, even if her facial expression never changes.

>>43556633
Why is she mad
Did someone ask her why she is still single at her age?

>>43556667
>>43556633
She just try to look strong, like a cat puffing is fur.

Drink responsibly

>>43556526
She's cuter than boyish baphomets.

>>43556706
Tell that to my vampire gf. She keeps drinking until I pass out.

Fuck dogs.

>>43555626
>She returns 1 month later with plenty of shiny crystals and thanks you

>day 12 of the 3 hours special romantic operation
somebody... h-help...

>>43556706
Down the bottle or the bad thoughts comeback

>>43555799
A malef will set you straight anon

>>43556073
I was told the beach was safe and I wouldn't be claimed by anyone! I'm sueing

>>43556940
Or they can fuck off and let me have one country ruled by men and for men and mamonos

We need a dolphin monster girl to foil the mershark
>Looks cute and friendly, very disarming
>Lures chaste men into the water by doing flips, playing with balls (non-sexual), laughing and cracking jokes
>Guides them away from shore until they're too far away to escape easily
>Drags them underwater
>Mercilessly rapes them
Basically, predatory underwater cheshires.

>>43557225
What about orcas?

>>43557225
and the pink ones blend into human society and have more of them that come and take the men who are sad by the riverbed

>>43557231
That would also work, but something without the nickname "killer whale" feels more appropriate.

>>43556382
Listen I can stop whenever I want, I just don't wanna stop

Mofu has health benefits too!

>>43554604
I don't go to beaches.

>>43551836
>Download cute demon image
>Turns out it was a cute cat picture enchanted to appear as her to whoever Eros designated as the best fit to be her husband
>Automatically get transported to her room as she forces the wedding onto anon's finger and calls her sea priest friend to give marital rites over the phone

>>43556821
I'll send you some water and energy drinks anon

I need a big strong tribal lizard that doesn't speak a word of English and growls whenever someone other than me is around.

>>43557308
Well you're gonna learn the word for "sex", "husband" and "hug" very quickly.

So what are the rules for the dead in this universe

>>43556821
>waifu finally gets you to her room
>wants to use some of the lingerie she got just for this moment
>(You) fuck her brains out
>afterwards she goes to the bathroom
>she comes back with another set of lingerie
>she keeps doing this
>again
>and again
>again
>again
Again

>grillin with your p'orcer tribe
>mini p'orcers having stick fights in the yard while the food cooks
>sweaty porcers of all body types (except skinny) everywhere

My waifu is finished with simply asking me to go to sleep at a decent hour. She is now stocking up on Weresheep products and sleep spell scrolls.

What did you do to make the banshee so angry?

>>43557225
2029 will be our year

>>43557370
>man dies
>check his marriage records using magic
>single
necromancy and husbanded
>married to human girl
necromancy and husbanded
>married to another mamono
body buried and soul carried to afterlife to wait for his wife
simple

>>43557452
I casted Mute on her

>>43557482
Which doomsday theory is this, now?

>>43557491
You forgot one
>Single
>Want to be left alone
Can rest in peace for eternity.

>>43557549
note: may or may not result being left in peace depending on how much your subconscious truly wanted it

>>43557544
The one profile a year one

>>43557482
Nah, it will be much sooner

>>43557482
2029
Year of the Rooster
>Nope, not fapping to some Yaoi-chicken profile

>>43557614
Don't diss Cockatrices

The court jesters at Royal Makai are very scary.

>>43557691
Wait a minute, that's not a court jester! That's a cat!

>>43557691
Do all royal makai monsters just get pink mana tinged skin and black scelera from proximity to incredible amounts of mana?

>>43557691
Boo, you color swap!

>>43557691
That's an extremely scary chesh

I want her to bully me bad

>>43557861
Only for those who work/live in the DL's fortress. This includes the kiki cleaning staff and the jubjubs who've taken up residence in the attic.

>>43557691
>level 999 Dark Cheshire, lord of all the Cheshires
>Has the same personality as a normal Cheshire cat

>>43557776
Real cats are on holiday.

>>43552953
I imagine they are on a similar situation to sea bishops. Years of presiding over orgies without taking part turns them into complete degenerates. By the time they are allowed to take a husband that poor boy is in for a decade's worth of sexual fantasies.

>>43552121
What does he see?

>>43557941
Half Life 3

>>43557954
Curse you Gabe!

Mamono for this feel : https://files.catbox.moe/z4jzrp.png ?

>>43558020
sabbath Alraune, a harem of them

>>43558032
But will I be ?
>Unbothered.
>Moisturized.
>Happy.
>In My Lane.
>Focused.
>Flourishing

>>43558045
Flow Kelp?

>>43558020
>>43558045
water fox thats decided trickery isnt her thing.
the answer is always foxes.

>>43558050
A few weeks ago I heard about giant kelp washing up on beaches and causing problems. I would imagine that the mge equivalent would be the beaches getting overrun by tall flowkelps built like onis.

>>43558112
But what are they going to do on land, wilt?

>>43558129
Like the real giant kelp, they just take up space on the beach and render it unusable. The difference is when they send men to clean it up the muscle kelp overpower them when they get close.

>>43555293
It’s weird knowing Wightfag probably commissioned that too.

>>43557931
Wtf I love sea bishops now

>>43557941
A flayer raping him in countless different ways

>>43558226
Is he black or just racist?

One of these days I'll be on a steady supply of danuki breath.

But I have a moral dilemma, is it permissible to sniff daughteru danuki breath?

>>43558254
he was into white people cucking him IIRC

>two weeks till the return of street fighter

She slaps your ass and claims it was a mosquito. What do?