/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Oh good, another fucking roleplaying thread.
Fuck you, Drop dead.

Kaguya, I'm a NEET.

I don't pretend to be a video game character because I am not a faggot.

I am ALL the touhous.
My great existance is evenly spread across gensokyo.
You cannot even begin to understand my power.

Rinnosuke, i have a Penis.

EYE'M CIRNO BECAUSE EYE'M THE STRONGEST

Flan, I won't leave my room.

Reimu, because I'm lazy and don't give a fuck.

I am matter...I am antimatter...I can see your past...I can see your future...I consume time...and I will consume you!

>>4353270
Why must you stupid guys constantly spam and attack www . anon
talk . com for? Please stop. We don't want any chanturds there.

im flandre because i drink blood

>>4353271
Flan does leaves her room every now and then.

I'm Sukia, because I drink more than any other Irish man, have orange hair and I look like a little girl.

>>4353285
it's not roleplaying.
stop flaming anything you don't like. we get it, your life suck. stop venting your anger on us- it's not our fault.

>>4353312
i don't neither. the fact that was what you tought i meant, say something about you, Faggot.

I have a big hat with a ribbon
guess who I am

I haven't really played Touhou so I don't know much about their backstories. But from what I've observed I'll make a guess.

I'm Youmu. Because I am chivalry.

I'm Yuka. I look attractive and harmless, hiding my true bloodthirsty, destructive nature.

>>4353394

Aww heeeeell.

>>4353452
The British queen.

Mima because ZUN never thinks of me

Koishi, i am autism

>>4353452
You're a faggot

>>4353477
that's a big lie

>>4353480
inb4

Komachi. I'm lazy and talk about death/suicide a lot.

>>4353477
ZUN loves all of his fans equally. He thinks dearly of you and I and all of us when he thanks us in the credits.

I'm Yuyoko cause this said so

>>4353511
Well, then I'm Yamame.

>>4353511
So, I'm Chen? cool

>>4353511
I'm okay with this.

>>4353511
I'm okay with this.

However, I suspect I'm actually Reimu. We're both lazy jerkass gluttons (we are both immune to getting fat too) who complain a lot and think too highly of themselves. We'd be spitting images of one another if I had friends.

>>4353511
>>4353546
>>4353567
oh come on

>>4353394
I AM THE RED CRISTAL FUCKING AURORA IS BULLSHIT

I'm Yuugi. I look like a bald space marine, i like strong people and will gladly join anything that remotely looks like a booze party.

>>4353271
I am not a Touhou. Real answer.

>>4353648
You will never get into Gensokyo if you don't believe.

I'm Tenshi because I have a dragon soul. On particularly bright days you can even see my four rainbow-colored dragon halos above my head.

>>4353511
I... I can't argue with this. I'm always either jealous or making other people jealous.

>>4353480
Shy Koishi is shy

>>4353660

lies. You're tenshi because you'd enjoy being tied up, having the fuck beaten out of you, and having some burly man strangle you, pull your hair, and cum in your ass.

>>4353676

im tenshi because im self-centered as fuck and like to tease lesser beings

I'm a judgmental douche.

sadly, I'm alice

suika, not bad

>>4353715
Isn't it sad, Alice?

Yuugi

>>4353511

YUUGI FUCK YEAH

>>4353730
I'm not alone but I'm ronery, feels bad man.

>>4353511
I'm an slut, great.

I think I land somewhere between Patchouli and Marisa. I'm not book-obsessed, but I am only alive because of magic and I'm particularly reclusive. Plus, anemia. From Marisa, hard work on my passions and love of destruction.

Still, my favorite touhous are Yuyuko and Youmu

Renko.

Brown, shoulder-length hair. Wear long skirts. From the real world, interested in Gensokyo.

alice/patchouli

>>4353511
Huh. Yuyuko. And I'm a chef. I am confuse. These charts aren't supposed to work.

Shanghai

Small, mostly harmless little being without any true control over my own life, seemingly mindlessly serving others and someone else is always pulling my strings. I mean, isn't every studying or working man like that?

Eye am Cirno, the strongest poster. How do eye know? Eye'm posting in a "which Touhou are you?" thread.

Patchouli, Parsee, or Rikako, maybe.

I can't believe no one has said Parsee yet.
That's pretty much me to a 'T', as well.

Yuka, posting from prison

I'm Dlanor A. Knox

I'm Satori and you're all liars. You've never even seen Gensokyo.

>>4353511
I don't drink. I'm not cheerful, nor carefree. I'm neither tiny like a loli, nor big like an oni. This isn't right at all!

Also, OP, what the fuck are we supposed to make out of this if "jealusy" or "autism" can't be the base of our decision? Is this just "who's your fave touhou" in rpg mode?

No one ever talks about me. ;_;

Alice.

>>4354955

Danmaku calculus?

Good god man, I think we've found the only way to make math tolerable.

>>4354955
Who are you? And why is Murasa blonde?

People on /jp/ actually know their blood types?

>>4354982
I am the most brilliant scientist in the known Universe.
And that's not Murasa, it's my assistant Chiyuri!

...

Actually, I'm just a pathetic lurker most of the time. No friend, no life, just like most of the rest of you.

please don't roleplay on /jp/, thank you

it's actually against the rules so yeah it's for your own good

>>4355070
Hence the reason I stopped.

Momiji
Loyal, follows orders, but no one really cares about me

>>4353270
Why must you stupid guys constantly spam and attack www . anon
talk . com for? Please stop. We don't want any chanturds there.

There are no black touhous, so I'm not a touhou.

Oh wait.

Guess I'm NiggerMokou. I enjoy playing with fire and smoke weed errday.

Black Mokou is best Mokou because she knows how to rap and chills w/ her homebois.

Shikieiki.

I'm not nearly badass enough to be Black Komachi, though. She's like Samuel L. Jackson level badass.

>>4354869

If I were a touhou, I wouldn't even have internet or a computer to write this. Unless I were Maribel or Renko, but that would be in the future.

Koakuma.
I'm kind and like to make jokes, but I'm largely irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.

>>4355579
Koakuma doesn't even have a profile for you to know that, moron. Stop making shit up.

>>4355594
Koakuma is her official nickname and mischievous is her official attitude.
ZUN agreed, don't bother him about it.

butthurt KoG dumping cirno pics because his thread was deleted

>>4355611
>official
No
>ZUN agreed
No

>>4355634
Crying cirno is funny.

My favorite touhou is ZUN...

Sakuya. We both have a penchant for knives, we both have useless coworkers (I'm looking at you, China) and bosses who don't appreciate us enough. But, I can't stop time ;_;

>>4355966
Or can you?

>>4355977
No. And I'd probably look horrendous in a maid uniform. ;_;

>>4355966
Go back to pooshlmer

Some strange combination of Meiling and Komachi.

Sadly I have neither bangin' tits nor a sound mastery of martial arts.

yuugi because i'm fat and drunk

this is me irl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpG5tPwKyMQ

I guess a lot of people are Cirno.

Chiruno tiem?

Eirin because I have to put up with bitches all the time.

i'm kaguya because i have been admitted a few times and even gone psychotic. i also have very long hair (almost to my waist) and parade around in a pink snuggie.

oh yeah, and im a NEET.

>>4353835
Forgot about those two.

Then I'd totally describe myself as Maribel. I'm studying psychology, I also think that reality is subjective and I'm interested in Gensokyo as well.

>janitor deletes all posts after 23:21, even the non-spam ones
>janitor proceeds to samefag his thread while deleting all dissenting opinions

>>4356359

Kaguya, I'm a NEET.


I also identify with Flan because I don't leave my room much.

Poor health, never goes out, always working on some project or other, likes Marisa

I'm a techie.

>>4356532

Is kappatits canon?

>>4356539
The original art is somewhat ambiguous.

>>4356539
No

>>4356539
Flat as board

The pedo

http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/6946248/which-touhou-character-are-you

Please visit this link and report back with how much you raged.

>>4356631
I haven't even been there and I'm already raging.

>>4356576
Why so frustrated, Ran?

Putting your filthy self on the same level as a touhou girl is the greatest insult you can do.
You dirty fucking roleplayers can just die for defying touhou.

>>4356750
Take it easy, bro. We're just having a good time.

>>4356773
Like we give a fuck what a fucking disgrace of humanity wants.
Fuck off back to pooshit you secondaryfag.

>>4356785
seriously, /jp/ used to have cool guys.

Chart says I'm Komachi. I identify more with Eirin.

Eirin. Medical student and have to babysit my roommates since all they want to do is stay in the apartment/go crazy.

>>4356631
AWESOME, i'm an inactive account, well, this is something i don't expect.

>>4356631

Sorry. I'm late.

Shit.

>>4357009
demn, i only got yukari

why did you name the image wat/ do you really not understand how come you got this picture?

>>4356503

This, but also in addition, reads fucktons of books.

>>4357015
Why don't you like Koishi, anon?

>>4357020
Because wat.

I'm quick to point out the faults of others. I'm convinced that I have a more correct sense of right and wrong than others around me.

And I'm right.

>>4357026

>>4357108
Fair enough.

Your Sakuya!!!!-APARENTLY!
Easily one of the most enigmatic characters, despite appearing in so many games, Sakuya is the Chief Maid at the Scarlet Devil Mansion. She works for her mistress, Remilia Scarlet, and is apparently the only human working at or living within the mansion. She has the power to stop time. She is known to then place knives in midair and resume time to allow these knives to fly towards her targets. Stopping time is also a handy way of doing large amounts of maid work in a short time. Because nearly everyone living or working at the mansion are maids, being the chief of them all means there are few people there with more authority within the mansion than Sakuya.
Sakuya can also use her powers to accelerate time, such as making bamboo flowers bloom instantly, even though this would normally take sixty years.In some fan-produced works, Sakuya is depicted with dog ears and a tail, probably a reflection of various characters referring to her as Remilia's dog. For example, in Sakuya's scenario of Perfect Cherry Blossom the three Prismriver Sisters offer to make her a part of the banquet by eating her. Lyrica starts singing "dog meat dog meat," implying that Sakuya is a dog. Sakuya is the only one of the three heroines available that the Prismrivers threaten to eat.

Powers:Time manipulation, knife proficiency

>>4357182
fuck you

>>4357182
I could tell by the sixth word that this post wasnt worth reading.
Disregarded.

>>4357295
>>4357274
Well fuck me for a little copy 'n paster form a shitty test then yer bakas

Tewi. I'm a lying bastard.

...And I wish to be a little slut ;_;