/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43515253
Nobody wants to sniff Tanuki breath.
It smells like week-old fish and biting toomany edges off goldcoins.

>Overzealous paladin falls in love with a succubus and becomes a much more chill but actually reasonable knight
No mamonos would be harmed during the filming of that story
>Dragon and dragon hunter rivals eventually end up falling in love after trying to one up each other out of sheer pride more than any real hostility
>A lonely alchemist inherits an old mansion, gets a maid, either a shog or a kiki, and they get both the house and their life in order
I've been thinking about writing a long-ish story (not set in MGE world specifically) but so far came up with these three ideas. Which one would you like more and why?

>>43515253
I want to go all 13th Warrior and learn the language of the monsters!

>>43515253

Just fuck and impregnate the villain anon, she won't see it coming

>>43515323
But she's evil!

>>43515323
Not sure I can fix this one, can I reroll?

>>43515323
I would fuck the evil rabbit, but there is no such thing. I will fuck the evil fox instead.

>>43515324
you can fix her

>>43515275
I'd go #3 but the Alchemist doesnt waifu the Kiki
>Be Anon
>slob unfit rude unwashed cheetodust neet Anon
>gets assigned a Kiki to sort him out
>[cue training montage to 80s rock music]
>hot buff suave well-fed breadwinner Anon
>had a Lamia marker under all that mess
>suaveAnon marries hot Lamia waifu
>Kikimaido seethes but serves dutifully
>eventually Lamiawaifu realizes she has robbed the Kiki of an Anon
>agrees with Kiki to give her a fair share of their Anon
>[cue wild Anon-Snek-Kiki 3way to 80s porn music]
>endcredits
.
I headcanon (and its implied in the Guide) that not every Anon that gets improved by a Kiki marries the Kiki, so they must get something out of the deal.

>>43515276
Hi baal
>>43515282
Centaur are beautiful when you don't have to look at the horse part.

>>43515334
>I would fuck the evil rabbit, but there is no such thing.
Surely there must at least be a 2hu of questionable morality.

>>43515345
You can watch the sideboob bounce as you pound the Hosspussy

Every Kiki is a monogamist and seethes at the idea of not having a man all to herself.

>>43515335
That doesn't seem likely.

>>43515340
>Picture
Kiki lost a bet to shoggy and had to act like a slug for an hour

>>43515374
Monsters in general outside of harem breeds and those that come in groups beforehand are generally into monogamy. Monsters don't attack married men and you generally (outside of special cases like the bicorn) are something a guy has to work for.
>Special fetishes that may be chosen by the audience. These are not the main fetishes, but are ones that may also be chosen.
>Harem
>The "Monster Girl Encyclopedia" is basically a one-on-one relationship between a monster girl and a human man.
>There are some races where multiple monsters marry one man, and sometimes a man who tries hard in various ways can be liked by many monster girls. A harem may be formed with one man and several monster girls. >There are no losing heroines.

>>43515323
I'm going to unicycle into her room to bedcrawl

>>43515340
>>43515350
My ideal Portal opening is
>Centaur warrior princess adventurer (e.g. Cerea in her full dream-mode)
>and her assistant/squire Adventurer Kiki (pic rel)
No domestication, just join their Band as 3rd partner.
>travel
>adventures
>bacon cooked in an iron pan over campfires
>Hoss-Kiki 3ways - mix of everything good, big Cent tittys, fluffy Kiki HJs, small Kiki tittys to eat while pounding Hosspuss, tight Kikipuss, 2 different BJs, Hossfisting, etc etc

>>43515416
I want to bed crawl my adopted momster

>What do you mean “married”?
>Ancient law?
>fox culture?
>She shoved her tail into ME.
>What do you mean I am legally obligated to give her the keys to my home?

>>43515418
>Centaur
Might have to be a Bicorn for that to be more canon, but only the hide colour changes.
>adventures that are more than just 3way

>>43515418
Kiki adventurer has a short-sword, plus 3 kitchen knives.
Still has her trusty combat frying pan for serious fights.

>>43515253
Suspicious fox.

>>43515354
You're going to need a lot of hip strength to make the bouncing happen. That's a good deal of mass to move.

>>43515425
Yup She stole everything, just like3D, time to rope myself and burn my house so She don't get shit.

>>43515418
And picrel 2
>>Centaur warrior princess adventurer

>>43515442
Yeah, a Bicorn works too, the style of adventures in DL world are going to be less sword-fights with DS weaponry and more travelling and interacting with other mamonos.

>>43515418
Everyone loves the classic sword and (cutting) board kiki.

Pick a season.

Total Femoid Death before portal is a necessity

>>43515334
The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
>>43515350
Tewi isn't evil, at most just kind of a cunt.

Need Dutch and Japanese kejourous to compete for my "trade" cum

I want to hold Kiki down and slip my hand under her panties and edge her on and on and never let her climax just so she'll become so desperate she'll lose it and go feral and turn the tables by raping me until she can finally get release!

>>43515345
Or the alternative is technically an Ipotane, a 2legged hossgirl.

>>43515340
That's an interesting scenario, but not the one I'd personally enjoy writing about.
But you've made me think about are these things
would a shog who acts somewhat like kiki be a too big of a deviation from shog's core appeal?
how would a more aloof kiki act and look like to fit into the "old mansion in the woods" aesthetic?
Would a kiki try to talk her master out of wallowing in self-pity or would she just support him and try to steer him in the right direction in a more subtle way? In other words, when her master is someone who's clearly struggling, would a kiki prefer a more direct approach or no? Answer to many questions is "mamono mana" and "literally headcanon it dud stop being a retard", and both are valid points, but I'm interested in hearing other anons opinions on these things.

tell me about zhe german foxes, how are they different from japanese ones?

>>43515476
>Still has her trusty combat frying pan for serious fights.
Battle cook kiki who takes her craft very seriously would be quite something.
>Let us speak of the nature of edibility... To be edible, is to be possible to be consumed. And to be living, is to consume. Thus we find that the nature of the unliving is to be consumed. In fact, therefore, anything that is not living may be consumed -
>as she talks she also cooks something tasty out of what party has found or slain in the dungeon

Form a villain organization with your wife. Do all the typical villain of the week shit but use it as a way to get single monsters to eventually hook up with heroes. Televise the fights and sell merch based on the ships people make. Rake in the cash to fund more villainous endeavors.

>>43515678
Instead of tofu, they are obsessed with beer.

>>43515724
drinking beer and eating some pretzels with your thicc foxy wife doesn't sound so very bad

Would you date a Jewish Monster girl?

>>43515253

>>43515677
>shog who acts somewhat like kiki
Shoggs are basically just purple Slimes trying to act and look like Kikis anyway, even to trying to transform their surface into a maido uniform
>and try to steer him in the right direction
It could go lots of ways depending onwhat personality each Anon & Kiki pair have:
- firm 'Nanny' Kiki
- MaryPoppins inspirational Kiki
- doormat who does everything for anon Kiki
- strict Domme Kiki who punishes anon
- sensei Kiki who teaches wisdom
- scary BabaYaga Kiki

>>43515737
I sent Going to snip my dick.

>>43515737
Do I have to sniff her breath?

>>43515737
As long as my foreskin stays.

>>43515670
>Ipotane
I'll have to remember that word, I like the concept a lot more than the four-legged version. They're not much different from a satyr morphologically, but still.

>>43515737
Are we talking danuki or golem?

>>43515737
No, only a former 3D could be a Jew.

>>43515781
Arnt goemns from jewish myth?

>>43515755
>Shoggs are basically just purple Slimes trying to act and look like Kikis anyway
They don't act the same at all. Shoggs have a desire to the point of obsession to merge with their master because of how their original masters (the chaos gods) have sex with their husbands. Also from twitter Shogs see their husbands as something even beyond just a master.
>When Ms. Shoggoth calls her husband "Master," it is not just a word for a maid to call her master, but it is something more rooted in the root and soul of the species.
>It is a superior existence from the point of view of herself as a service species to the husband she has made up her mind to serve. In other words, she recognizes her husband as a kind of Cthulhu deity that she should serve.

>>43515737
Impossible for a mamano to be actually jewish because they are not evil little parasites like the jews. And mamano do not have hatred for humanity in their hearts like the jews of this world.

>>43515799
Golem are made by Jews but they're not Jew, they're goy just like us. Jew see us as the golems of today : cattle/slave to use and throw that what build from their mediatic control.

>>43515814
Ok cartman

>>43515755
What about older big sister kiki type?

>>43515677
A Shogg who acts more like a Kiki as in cleaning the house rather than becoming the house probably has a bigger appeal.
Anons fall for the Shogg idea as a waifu, but when the full canon comes out Anon ends up eating Shogloaf and shitting Shogturds into a Shogtoilet in a ShogHouse, like some weird Circle of Shoglife, and that's a deal breaker.
I'd only waifu a limited Shog who only has enough goo to remain human-sized and not take over the whole property.
That would also fit if you want the 'House in the Woods' to be an actual wood and stone house, not just more Shog goo.

>>43515814
This too >>43515799

I'm gonna commit crime just so officer Succ has something to do all day

>>43515837
>Anons fall for the Shogg idea as a waifu, but when the full canon comes out
I'm one of those people, which is why I never say that I actually love shogs. Seems a bit dishones to love their design, but not their actual personalities.

>>43515852
Same here. Happened for most mamonos to be fair. Now I only have maybe 3-4 that I desire. Everything else should stay away at all cost.

>>43515268
shes so cute

>>43515814
/pol/tard pls go

>>43515814
BASED

>>43515881
Into the oven chosen man.

>>43515805
Shoggoths served the OldOnes and were mimics, as they now mimic how the OldOnes had sexx by merging, but now they seek to serve Anons, so instead of sightless penguins they mimic the 'bait' most likely to bring in an Anon they can serve.
Which is why they now mimic the Maido uniform, I doubt they had frilly-apron skin back then.

(Non-MGE carnivorous Shoggoth - but Shoggoths would have pre-dated the DL change over by aeons so would have originally eaten Anons)

>>43515881
Fuck off kike, You won't stain MGE with your dirty lies.

>>43515894

>>43515899
>Murder pic
Oh so gore and kill is okay now if It's on men

>>43515912
As long as it's not two men.

>>43515917
What if it's a man and an alp

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

I would let my Shog eat me in a heartbeat if it made her happy. I would be closer to her heart than ever inside of her tummy. That's what true love is.

>>43515814
Based

>>43515818
>-------> /pol/

MGE has canon Golems and Lava Golems, so somewhere there has to be Rabbi-mamonos.
Maybe one of the Sabbaths is on a Friday?

> 43515912
>fuckoff
Shoggoths exist since before the current DL and also exist in 4D time so pre- and post- DL Shoggs interpose.
Even MGE Shoggs canon absorb their Anon eventually anyway, so some harmless gore-play is just fore-play.

>>43515606
Fall

>>43515965
The comic clearly show that he got killed retard

>>43515965
You can clearly see that he got killed in the comic.

>>43515965
>Even MGE Shoggs canon absorb their Anon eventually anyway
No they don't. That's literally never been said. If anything their merging ability is said to be an incomplete imitation of their masters.They aren't 4D creature. They aren't aliens in MGE. They are just chaos monster slimes. All monsters love their husbands and don't kill or hurt them.

>>43515998
I may be wrong but shoggoth husbands just become incubi with special traits.

>>43515899
Mogal Shog listed as 'dangerous and vicious'
Beyond calling him 'the food' it doesn't actually say what happens to Anon.
>be polar explorer Anon
>gets enfolded by hidden Shoggy
>gets safely carried back to Mountains of Madness inside his new waifu
>fed tasty Shogcake
> and tasty Shogsexx
No different than Desert-Wurms grabbing an Anon
'dangerous' to staying singleAnon
Penguin-birb-mamono tries to steal Shoggy's Anon she gets 'vicious'

>>43516003
Yeah, they look exactly the same but gain a slime's resistance to slashing weapons.
>A physical change will occur among those who continue to receive their service. There is not any apparent change in appearance, but, for example, if cut with a sword, it will pass through their body without damaging them; as if they had become a slime

>>43516015
>eat the shogloaf until you become shogloaf
>then the shog goo merges with the anon goo
Just a slower and more complete form of absorbsion vore as there are no bones left to spit out.
Thats why I like to look at Shoggs but would never waifu one.

Cute gnome

>>43515932
A Man and an Alp is eventually two Alps

Shogs transform you. Just like with other Chaos Mamono.

>>43515837
>A Shogg who acts more like a Kiki as in cleaning the house rather than becoming the house probably has a bigger appeal.
True, and I'd love to pick this type of monster for my story, but I'd also like to post this story here when I'm done, and anons would rightfully call me a retarded fuck if I just wrote about shog that is a kiki in personality since it's a huge departure from their design.

>>43516058
You don't actually merge. Especially not permanently.
>When being served with the shoggoth's body, at the place where one has been touched, it will feel like one's body is melding together with the shoggoth's body, resulting in an experience of pleasure similar to sexual pleasure.

Burn all shog, this shit is disgusting now that you described the deep end

>asking your shirohebi wife to protect you from whores that might steal you away from her

I gonna kiss the abyss

>>43516084
You're being autistic. You can write whatever the hell you want.

>>43516097
>You're being autistic
That, I can't deny.

>>43516077
With chaos monsters it's more that you become an incubus with the power to transform. Like how another incubus may gain water breathing or fire resistance. It's the power of the guy.

>>43516090
>described the deep end
Literally anything about being absorbed or permanently merged is a lie.

> >43515894
>Nazi shit
MGE
>Furry shit
Was anybody surprised?

holy based

>>43515334
Evil rabbits are out there, but they haven't left any witnesses to tell tales of their existence. Avoid traveling on forest paths alone in early spring.

>>43516117
You're like a child.

You ever been haunted?

more sexy chocolate monsters pls

>>43515894
>reviewers

>>43516117
Furry? You mean Interspecies Reviewers? It's MG media still just that it does have furry in it rather then being entirely furry.

If any monster girl vores me, it's gonna be sandworm

>>43516161
Based. Now time to impregnate the ghost

>>43516072
That's a boy.

>>43516084
A physically small Shogg might have difficulty providing the 'complete house takeover with goo-shogg' aspects of her species so would need to inhabit a non-goo house and feed her new Anon non-goo foods:
>Anon gets dragged back to Mountains of Madness to a stone non-euclidean ancient building
>Shogg maid cooks Anon a plump roast penguin for dinner, served on stone plates
>there is some squishing of goo during sex but no more squelching than any other wet mamono pussy
A limited form of Shog expression and she fulfils her servant and waifu duties, but still the normal Shog personality without going out of canon.

Resident Evil but its Ghouls chasing you down to "eat" you instead.

>>43516161
Yeah. I had sleep paralysis where a headless woman was standing over me and touching my face. Her rack was nice, but the noise of the air flowing from her neck stump and her clammy hands were unpleasant.

>>43516161
>ghost tries to haunt you
>hug her and tell her about your 9/5 minimal wage job and how you're too old to turn youe life around
>she ends up scared

>>43516092
I'd definitely be the kind of person to do things like this to get a hebi all worked up. Things like "accidentally" touching her hand when handing her change back or winking at her for no reason.

>>43516198
Loli-Shoggoth
>no extra mass of goo to be bigger or do any takeover stuff
>still tries to slip small parts of her goo into Anons normal meals
>tells her to keep it, she'll need the extra mass to split off as their shogg-daughters

Reminder not to go to hagville when the portals open
Your ID will be invalid beyond the portals and getting caught without one means you get sent straight to the adoption center

lick elf princess abs

>>43516238
Zonai monster girl when?

>>43515253

>>43516251
Soon, I hope.

https://imgur.com/a/kl7POfw
Mantis lewd

>>43516263
Good job.

>>43516263

>>43516263
Mantits.

>>43516269

>>43516279

Would you join Wight-san in the jacuzzi?

>>43515837
Why not just go for a very goth kiki?

>>43516279
I prefer my angels unblued.

>>43516296
Why would Wight-san want to associate with me? I am not black.

>>43516283
Auntie Krampus is so pretty

>>43516296
No thanks, I'm going to take a bubble bath with Ms. Zombie.

Upgrade the meido
Shoggoths can also change their form into looking more like a normal human from time to time right?

>>43516234
im going to the young boy on the corner of hagville selling some oranges

>>43516296
Yes

Can't rape me if I have an assault rifle you fucking monsters. I'm AMERICAN, I have the right to bear arms.

>Back already? Are you going to buy anything?
Your item shop theme of choice plays in the background.

>>43516348
>spoiler
Yes. She can also turn into a toilet that you can shit into. Don't worry, your feces is her sustenance!

>>43516348
Why would you want your shog to change into a normal form instead of being her usual rich purple self with those beautiful, amazing, mesmerizing, hypnotic eyes with black scleras?

>>43516368
I would like to purchase the lich shopkeeper's panties.

>>43516368
Goona go and buy condoms there until she says something about it.

>>43516376
She gotta hide her true form at times considering we don't live in monster territory.

>>43516367
>I'm AMERICAN, I have the right to bear arms.
And they have the right to bear your children.

43516335
43516371
You're early, discord shitposter.

>>43516385
That's not in the declaration of independents, gommunist.

>>43516368
Same as always, just stocking up on the cheapest healing potions.

>>43516394
Its in dickloration of independass

>>43516388
I thought there was more than one of them, rotating in shifts.

Question: You and your theoretical wife are starting essentially a Saturday morning villain organization. What kind of theming does it have and what are your goals?

>>43516404
Sounds like gommunist talk to me, this is AMERICA not Bolivia okay??? I will shoot anyone who reaches for my penis.

>>43516368
I guess something like Professor E. Gadd's theme would fit a weird and quirky item shop owner lich.

>>43516414
We steal rare books. Our first targets will be Barry Windsor-Smith artbooks.
I don't know about how we'll dress or anything.

>>43516368
I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>be walking in the streets
>see two young men fighting while a bunch of cats look on ringed around them
>a voice calls out
>"Place your bids, place your bids. Winner takes all as these two young men fight for the hand of the highest bidder!"
>A cait sith is officiating from atop two stacked crates, balanced precariously as she eagerly sways in tempo with the fight. Then her attention turns to you.
>"You there! Do you fancy going up against the winner? It'll be an easy match and nobody will complain too much for a last second addition."
>You say you don't want to get married, so you'd just throw the fight. Her tail flicks madly at that and she leers lecherously.
>"Oh, the loser gets hitched too, he just goes home with me."

>>43516435
>two ghouls start dragging anon out of the shop

>>43516414
>I am the Very Capable Assistant to a Very Incompetent Ancient Evil Fox
>Said Ancient Evil Fox wife is always making ridiculous demands such as invading the nearest village to steal all of their sweets
>I have to go there before she arrives and pay them for a bunch of sweets and have some youths pretend to be Magical Girl Heroes that have to stop her reign of terror, every week I fail to conquer the village but she gets her sweets so she forgets about it until next week.

>>43516440
Sir this is a Wendi's

>>43516368
>Do you have to do this every time I get here? I just want some coffee

>>43516335
>I am not black.
Exactly.

>>43516103
I always assumed normal incubi equals something like Captain America while chaos incubi equal something close to the hulk.
Which makes me wonder if KC did take some inspiration from that when making the concept for incubi and other places like Shonen anime.

>>43516456
>item shop in the middle of nowhere
>only ruins, hills and forests as far as the eye can see
>item shop is the hang out spot for the few local denizens that still live in these parts
>a bunch of weird mamono and anon
COMFY

>>43516296
Getting in the jazzcuzzi with a wight while a Satyros blows aggressively on a saxophone to provide bubbles.

What is Monsters problems? I tell them I live alone and prefer my peaceful solitude or when they ask about why I buy lube if I don't have a gf I tell them obviously it's because I masturbate and they look at me like I'm a criminal and have done some atrocity and shoot me nasty glares. Like what the fuck? Why don't you Monsters mind your business? I even had this Anubis tell me I deserve correction a few hours ago and I think she started stalking me for god's sake!

>>43516480
That does sound comfy as fuck tho.

>>43516320

>no succubus heroine to easily drag you out of your neetcave with her superior strength to go on a date

>>43516440
>good ending

>>43516488
Try explaining that to a hag and see what happens

>>43516495
What?

>>43516421
>E. Gadd
Oh egads, my shop is ruined! But what if...

>>43516479
Extra powers are something else. Generally they are to allow the husband to adapt to their wives default lifestyle. Like the husband of Wendigo getting cold immunity in addition to the ability to become a giant abominable snowman/yeti. You don't really gain extra stats from becoming an incubus itself besides a little extra durability. He has a whole tweet chain about how becoming an incubus or hero is just removes the level cap. You need to have trained to get super sex powers or super strong.
>>>/jp/thread/S23692858#p23696962

>>43516494
There is no use for an item shop in such a boring setting. Call it what it is.
A grocery shop.

>>43516497
>Come on, Anon! It's a beautiful day outside, we should go to the ice cream parlor!
>Leave me alone! I just want to play video games in peace!

Once again, the archive and deep lore posting about mge come with the raiders.
What autism.

>>43516348
Parasite Slime absorbs a 3d maido.
Larps as a Shoggoth.

>>43516320

>>43516513
It's anon's job to explore the ruins and provide relics and rare items for the shop.

> 43516516
So these 'raiders' bring more knowledge about archives and lore than you?
Ok.
> fuckoff

>>43516513
>Out in the middle of nowhere
>Hero-anon goes on a quest to take down a monster den filled with all kinds of terrible creatures
>He gets there
>Basically just a coffee shop using some portal so it can double as a bit of everything shop for the lich owner
>The mosters just hang out there since it's a nice place
>but anon is on a quest and he will stop them
>starting with destroying the coffee machine!

>>43516532
I don't care about tard mans setting.

>>43516537
Then why the fuck are you here?

>>43516368
>[80s porn music starts playing]
"Hi, I'm here for a pizza... a 12inch and... deep dish..."

>>43516540
To post monster girls.

>>43516520
What dies that say?

>>43516367
>bear arms.

>>43516497
Yeah, she's too cool and attractive for me.

>>43516367
Mutt-tard gets wrapped in a right bear arm.

>>43516537
>tard mans setting.
I fucking knew it was either schizo mick or one of other butthurt rejects trying to do ol' reverse uno and accusing local anons of being "raiders", kek

>>43516559
I don't care what you think about me. Fuck KC and fuck you.

>>43516420
If that were true you'd make yourself a gun violence statistic multiple times a day.
>When Chesh's razzing hits a bit too close to home

>>43516564
Show us on the doll where KC touched you.

>>43516577
In my heart. So until I get my cait sith OC I'll strike back in any way I can.

>>43516553
>>43516557
Can I ever get embraced with strong bear arms when I'm not American?

>patty having another mental breakdown
When will that dipshit finally get a permaban

>>43516586
No

>>43515253
>Fuck the fis
Ok, what now? I just did but now she's saying that she is my wife and I have no where to keep her, the bathtub can only suffice for so long.

>>43516589
This is 4chan not your mge wiki discord.

>>43516589
>Hiroshimoot range bans Argentina
>Lets Tricky Mickey run wild
I call shenanigans

Need yuki-onna it’s too hot

>>43516584
Why don’t you ask elsewhere rather than from KC himself for your OC idea. That this is fucking childish now literally grownass men fighting over a porn setting this is just sad.

>>43516615
Do you think they lactate milk shakes?

>>43516621
But it was KC himself who leaked my message. But oddly enough not any other one.
I don't even have an OC idea.

>>43516621
Because he's butthurt his nemesis got his OC drawn by KC. Better question is why he keeps bitching about it here.

>>43516638
Why do you always have to bring baphofags back into this.

>>43516564
Kill yourself irishfurcuck

>this kills the mick

>>43516633
So you don’t even have concept of what she could possibly look like so KC can get a idea of what to draw, get the fuck out of here.

>>43516659
I want to sex Bapho-sama!

>>43516586
Try Russia or the North Pole.

>>43516615
Real heat is yet to come here.

>>43516659

>>43516638
Mostly to post OC.

>>43516659
I want to tenderly love Bapho-sama

>>43516638
Mental illness

>>43516681
Funny, did laugh.

>>43516685
Link your 3 latest OC posts, let's have a laugh

>>43516695
The correct term is manbabies.

>>43516603
>Bringing up Discord out of nowhere
You were banned from one chat server out of potentially infinite that share your weird fucking fetishes. Get over it and grow up.

>>43516633
>Getting mad that Puuyo got OC but you don’t even have an idea of how or what your Sith OC would look like
Jesus fucking Christ

I would say I hope you get the help you need but I’m trying to not lie.

>>43516161
>Anon eats a hearty dinner of cabbage and beans
>gets under the futon
>..[farts that would cut through wooden doors]..
>ghostface youkai collapses on the tatami dry-retching and quaking

>>43515253

>>43516269
cute bug

>>43516702
https://litter.catbox.moe/b4tu3u.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/ijerzl.png
And the greentext up above I guess.
I'm getting quite good at the drawing I think. Not too long until I can start up a cait sith web comic.
>>43516725
I was never on it, don't know who you banned.

Speaking about OCs was throwing around some ideas for my Wendigo OC, that I’m stuck between her either looking like a white haired ikaros or a adult version of Chibiusa but I guess she could change her hair around if she wanted too.
https://files.catbox.moe/r5cd9c.jpeg

>>43516819
>enslaved anon tier scribbles and some shitty unbaked 3D model
holy fuck, this is absolutely embarrassing for someone so obsessed with concern trolling over
>muh OC

>>43516845
post your work

>>43516854
Didnt you try calling anons raiders for adding to the thread earlier? Lmao

>>43516819
Aux was right about you.

>>43516862
No, I called you raiders digging up 2020 posts about lore for mge.

I really wish the furfaggot would fuck off already. Either that or the jannies should do their jobs.

>>43516854
I don't need to because I don't shit up the thread with concern trolling. You are a bad joke and nobody will miss you if you finally leave, every place you infest ends up hating you.

>43516872
You unironically belong in a white padded cell

>>43516874
The jannies actually are, the furfag is ban evading. Notice how he's too scared to actually post his cancer here
Not like catbox links will help him since the jannies hate him enough to delete those too. Just report and move on.

>>43516668
I thought KC was married to her.

>>43516872
>digging up 2020 posts about lore for mge.
Anyone looking through warosu can do that. Fucking lmao you are upset

>>43516900
KC is secretly a persona of another Baphomet.

>>43516898
Huh. I was barking up the wrong tree then, sorry about that. Have a hotdog.

>>43516911
Clearly the one that sleeps for years.

Too much bullshit going on
Post weasels.

I like Liches that act cold and unconcerned when you're talking to them only to find their journal and it's full of flowery language about how cute and dorky her research assistant. Bonus points on if she uses a lot of cute nicknames.

>>43516911
>KC is just a glamour some Baphomet uses in the real world
>It’s a joke to her to do human things at the office
>She still does it because her soon-to-be husband is there

>>43516872
I probably shouldn't be replying but I posted the link because I knew that information that was relevant to that post I replied to had been posted so many times back when KC posted it on Twitter and I didn't want to post a giant wall of text here.

>>43516924

>>43516926
I wonder if a Lich's phylactery book would work like Tom Riddle's journal
>Lich answers your question in a deadpan and terse tone
>Write the question out in her journal phylactery
>entire pages fill up with bubbly, cheery chattering faster than you can read them

>>43516926
Like?

>>43516978
Bangers and mash

>>43516978
experiment 17a-01

>>43516978
Chicken chaser

>>43516926
How do I get a lich wife?

>>43516959
>Ask Ms. Lich if she likes you
>"I appreciate having you with me, assistant. Your help with my research is invaluable."
>scribble the question in her phylactery
>get a bunch of sappy, loving poetry about how much she loves you and all the things she would love to do with you
Dorks, all of them. The dorkiest undead!

>>43516978
Cutesy versions of your name, generic stuff like "darling" or "hubby". Maybe even some Undead exclusive ones like "warmth of my life" or something. The kind of stuff you'd see written down and just go "aw" to with how adorable it is!

>>43517015
Well that's easy, anon. Just go to your local Undead crypt and look for the deepest part of it. I'm sure her minions would help you find her if you just said why you're there.

>>43517015
I would say it’s very similar to how to get a chaos girl after you, you must have a otherworldly mind.

>>43517015
The answer for pretty much any monster is mana marker and don't give up.

>>43516945
Just let the Irishman fester in his bullshit over replying. Literally anybody who brings up a discord, complains about the Baphofags, or concern trolls over OC as hard as that sped does isn’t worthy of debate.

>>43516959
>some random guy deep in order territory gets ahold of her book
>he was weirded out at the start, but got used to it
>probably just some weird mage thing
>he writes to her daily like a pen pal
>they get along really well
>one day he writes that he'd like to meet her one day
>a week later rumors of a massive undead army heading straight for the city start going around
>he tells his magic book friend that he's worried
>all he gets is a page filled with hearts and a single sentence
>"I'll be there soon"

I still think the idea that a Lich's minions call her "mom" is really cute like how Lesser Succubi call their Succubi teacher their sister.

>>43517063
Should I watch the Irishman?

>>43517082
Only if you like pretentious crime dramas full of old Sicilian-American men waxing poetic about loyalty and life.

>>43515253
Do you prefer your living dolls to be normal dolls made monsters, or dolls made specifically to be semen-milking demons?

>>43517145
I prefer then to do this
https://youtu.be/vGnKoG6D99k

The solution is sandworms.
The solution is always sandworms.

>>43516924

>>43517064
That sounds both nice and terrifying

>>43517258
How is it terrifying? It sounds more like a sweet love story than anything.

>>43517223

>>43517311
Growing a veggie garden!

>>43517311
Shai-Hulud!

I bet shogun is actually an alien

>>43517335
I've always been interested in how one would use MGE sandworms in Dune. Like nerf DE a bit and have them fulfill the role Dune Sandworms do in Dune but they are still MGE sandworms. What would be the aftereffects? That sounds interesting

>>43517387
>spice is sandworm shit

>>43516368
Take her pipe and smoke it to give her an indirect kissu

>>43517311
Needs more wonderworm.

Is it true that monsters who don't rape are all hopeless romantics?

I wanna sniff danuki breath all day everyday!

>>43517513
anon...

>>43517524
Makes me wonder how many times must they delete your shitposts until you actually get banned.

>>43517524
Beep bop I’m a machine.

>>43517516
Yes, and all the monsters who do rape are also hopeless romantics.
Monster psychology is weird

>>43517557
A danuki breath sniffing machine. Must inhale that sweet aroma

>>43517513
I forgot about Wonderworm please forgive me.

Is it true that holy cow milk is the best healing item?

>>43517642
Yes.

which mg needs to be tickled the most?

>>43517672
Every single bapho needs correction

It's time to watch reincarnated as a sword, because swords are perfectly valid monster girls.

>>43517672
Isn't that the one with the weirdly fucked up ending?

>>43517672
Mantis

>>43517672
Mummies are prime tickle bait.

>>43517672
>>43517777
>>43517797
Fuck off.

Eye contact for 0.6 picoseconds should not be a marriage proposal.

>>43517841
Built 4 tickles. Tickle bait.
:) :) :)

>>43517723
No?
A female knight with a great ass saves rather at the end.

>>43517672
Mouse girls need to be tickled. Rats IRL love tickles and laugh at inaudible frequencies when tickled. Next time I see a Dormouse I will ambush her with ferocious tickling.

>>43517851
It was a law put in for girls like medusa, basilisk, and gazer but we didn't want to be unfair to the other races. Congratulations on your marriage though.

>>43517940
Dude I was in a shopping mall and looked down from the third floor and saw this Jiangshi and she looked back up at me for a split second and started trying to follow me when I got back to the parking lot. This does not mean I am married to her now.

>>43517549
Danuki breath fag is probably here to stay along side the Irish furfag because people are too goddamned complacent about not nipping this shit in the bud.

>>43517997
Yes it does.

>>43515253

>>43518077
No it doesn't.

>>43518090
Yes it does.

>>43517997
>Jiangshi
You're lucky she didn't leap up to the third floor to get you.

>>43518065
Hey man you know what it'll take.

>>43517997
Are you really going to get her hopes up like that and then tell her no? Stop being a tease. If you didn't want her you wouldn't have looked.

>>43518065
Okay, I'll remember to give (You)s to the next attention whore troll.

>>43518109
No it doesn't.

>>43518110
>>43518128
It was just ONE second of eye contact! You're acting like this is a big deal! It's not like I walked up and grabbed her ass or something like you do for most Monsters.

>>43518115
Enlighten me, because similar to other bad faith actors people can't help but stroke their fucking egos and give them the attention they want.

>>43517875
>. Rats IRL love tickles and laugh at inaudible frequencies when tickled.
for realsies?

>>43518147
No, I'm one of those bad faith actors. Sorry.

>>43518142
Yes it does.

when your mg drew the art to by printed on her kingdoms coins but its just a crudely drawn stickman.

>>43516368
>Lich resurrected anon after he got killed in a bandit attack and now he has to pay off his debt to her by working at her item shop.
Sturdy undead incubus body comes in handy when adventuring for rare items I guess.

Never smile at a crocodile.

>>43518217
bayou girls?

>>43518160
Yes.

>>43518229
I enjoy images of monsters being burgbroken far too much. Have I developed a weird fetish?

i love tails

>>43515253

You wouldn't marry a low level, puny and weak monster like a common Harpy while being an overpowered Hero with endgame gear near max level would you?

>>43518337
Not a harpy specifically; I'll only accept owl mages or gandharva if we're talking birbs. I'd marry the hell out of a novice hinezumi or succ, let her level drain me a bit, and then make the strongest babies from our humble beginnings, though.

can mamono man prevent the bends?

>>43518389
you should be able to solve this

>whoa! how do you keep your dad from running away without chaining him up? that's so cool
a certain moth upon visiting her friends house for the first time

>>43518337
Can't help with whom you fall in love.

>>43518337
Never doubt the power of genki bakadere wing hugs.

>>43518431
ilike her

>>43518337
It's more fulfilling to start with a weak wife and help her become powerful

>>43518431
would you still love her if you spoke with over the top aussie accent?

>>43517851
I will be wearing a blindfold from now on.

>>43518523
it's impossible

>>43517145
I prefer Mukuro.

>>43518303
More of a sonic man, m'self.

>>43518532
she's pretty good

>>43515425
Stick some chewed gum in her tail fur when she's not looking

>>43518316
M-Mother.

please post your blushingest bedroom-eyes-iest monstergirls

>>43518595
Only the bestest?

why must the temp keep dropping, this is no way to have a fish season.

>>43518595
AT LAST! MY DAY HAS COME!

>>43518595

>>43518595
Anyways the answer was/is GAZER. But I'm not gonna be 100% a dick and post gazer girls all night.

>>43518595

I want to find and date the most abrasive, sharp-tongued, rebellious cursed sword. The ultimate edge!

>>43518671
>reviewers

>>43518677
Are you sure?

>>43518682
Yes yes, le reviewers bad. He asked for blushiest MGs and that doujin is probably the one good thing that came out of it that you spazzoid fucks don't get asspained about.

>>43517997
This just makes me wish I could be far away from an MG and hold up a sign with a marriage proposal on it (a prank of course), then run as fast as I can like those parkour escape videos

>>43518691
Absolutely certain.

>>43518670
I'd love to see a reboot of this as a dark, fun, mystery type of show.

>>43516368
Yeah... you, miss. i already finished my story, all i need is a wife for my happy ever after. and i did tell you that i would be back. i still remember ed that promise i made as a kid

>>43518677
I don't trust cursed sword pussy there is definitely blades in there

>>43518749
More like it's the sheath for your "sword" you pansy.

Post something, I'm bored

>>43518827
More like this thread is as dead as a board.

>>43518827
what are you waking for?

>>43518827
You will lose to dork succs and you will love it

Your monsters aren't dorky enough

>>43518835
I wake up just to suffer. I wish I could put myself into a permanent coma though.

>>43518848
That just means you're the dork in the relationship

>>43518827

>>43518857
>[...]EDITED.png
dare i ask what needed correcting

>>43518848
I dunno, I got some dorky monsters.

>>43518863
A dick with "Doug Winger" proportions.

>>43518870
i don't understand

me do anything for mg i love , even break her boyfriend out of jail.

>>43518848
all vampires are dorks

>>43518882
We can go dorkier

>>43518870
yea i figured it was something like that
what is it about making your own art that makes them.... like that?

>>43518882
I wonder what age it was that vampires when from classy mistresses of the night to huge dorks.

>>43518863
Dunno, that's how the file was saved by the artist and I haven't seen any other version

>>43518893
He's full of shit unless he wants to Catbox proof

>>43518896
i know merufag is into diapershit so futa too wouldn't surprise me one bit

>>43518894
About 200.

>>43518901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gb6x_duVXE

>walking along trail
>see wurm sitting on a rock swishing her tail back and forth
>she waves at me, so I wave at her as I pass by
>she follows me with this big doofy smile on her face as I'm walking along
>keep on walking till I'm a couple steps past her
>she suddenly starts crying like she's just had her whole tail cut off
>turn back perplexed and approach her to ask what's up
>she says she's been rejected by a human and it hurts her feelings so bad
>tell her I'm sorry to hear that and ask how long ago this rejection was
>mfw she says "Just now!" and points to me with tears rolling down her cheeks
I'm not trained to deal with this kind of autism. I just wanted to walk to the next town man...

>>43518901
Pretty sure they've drawn it before, but not with their OC. Might have been commissioned. I dunno, I don't save that shit

>>43518882

>>43518893
>>43518896
I can confirm that I am completely full of shit. I just like to mention "Doug Winger" every once in a while. Nostalgia for old-school 4chan.

>>43518904
>Be American
>Realize there could be a vampire older than your country.
It would be perfect.
Granted, this would be MGAmerica which means its like 80% holst.

>>43518894
Never happened it's dhampir propaganda.

>>43518904
>vampires are sophisticated mistresses of the night
>hit 200
>lose a bunch of IQ and get a massive increase in their dork stat
so mysterious

>>43518914
Having those damphirs did a number on her.

>>43518923
>"Tis not me who is dorky, tis those youthful rapscallions in the damphirs!"

>>43518925
they get too isolated, they turn into NEET

Sex cat

https://files.catbox.moe/g8hd88.jpg

https://files.catbox.moe/4bhvbp.jpg I made this version

>>43518925
I just threw a number out there but about age 180 - 200 is where vampires just strike me as being less sophisticated and telling their minions off so they can focus on their evil and sexy plans.

Of playing Minecraft.

>>43518940
The pure chaos that is the MGC minecraft servers...

>>43518949
MGCraft or MamonoCraft
Which name is better?

>>43518910
You should feel ashamed of yourself rejecting Wurm like that!

>>43515253
Imagine: Woodcock Harpies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Owj52XhoxI

>>43518938
You have good taste.

>>43518532
Shrift had some good girls. However, it still had too much vore for my liking.

>>43518736
>Anon was but a boy when he sent out to adventure and began by getting his first blade with the little money he managed to get
> The reason he wanted to be an adventurer was that his drunken father was one and his village bullied him for his scarred face which came from his shitty pops handiwork
>The lich he met there was the only one to not to run from him
>And it was love at first sight but Anon knew he could get her at the moment, Hes a young boy with nothing but a ugly malformed face and she was the mature old shop keep. he picked up a small cute looking mask and a sword
>The masks image was that of =D
>When the little anon came to counter, he came to counter and says, "I got three things i want this sword, this mask, and you but I'll come back later"
>Many years later, the boy went on to be an amazing adveutrer, he always had the small mask on his head with another on his face.
>The Old lich kept tabs on her customer, so many have come to her little shop but none have asked fro herself
>And just when she taught that Anon forgot about her
>The bells rings
>And hes there, more scarred than ever but still here.
>And as he enters, he gets another mask, a suit, and a bouquet of feathers
>He puts them on and then says
>>43518736