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43488383 No.43488383 [Reply] [Original]

do not post Seija here

>> No.43488389

>>43488383
Seija HATES me!

>> No.43488401
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>> No.43488522
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>> No.43488565

>>43488522
Seija about to shoot your dick off!

>> No.43491265

>>43488383
I hate seija!

>> No.43491587
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>>43488383
Okay.

>> No.43494826
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>> No.43494876
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>>43488383
Seijamama.

>> No.43494942

Seija hates sex.

>> No.43495022
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>>43494942
Well duh, no wonder she has trouble getting any sleep.

>> No.43495089

>>43494876
>filename
No! Bad Anon!

>> No.43498722
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If this isn't the Seija thread, it means it's the Shinmyoumaru thread!
Congratulations for the thread, inchling!

>> No.43498885

Seija is the type that would cheat on her partner on the first opportunity, so she really doesn't deserve to have threads.

>> No.43498904

>>43498885
On the flip side no one would ever want to the touch seija with a 10ft pole
So its a moot point

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>>43498885
Yeah, she would be the type, which is why she's going to do the exact opposite and happily marry.

>> No.43499121

>>43498722
Unfathomably cute

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>>43498904
>>43498885
I can fix her

>> No.43499256

>>43498885
Seija is the type to ask if you brought protection just to knock it out of your hand.

>> No.43499648

>>43494942
I still think about that fanfic where Shimmy was in love with Seija and Seija would fugg Shimmy so she could exploit her for her rebellion scheming and hated every second of it. It was weird but hot kinda like both parties being raped at the same time

>> No.43499739

>>43499256
Rude!

>> No.43504222

>>43488389
She loves you.

>> No.43504418

>>43504222
But she said she hated me!

>> No.43504440

Seija can do the rump shaker, huh? The jaku shaker; do the jaku shaker!

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>>43507293
Where is her umbrella?

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>> No.43512086

>>43512074
Is she subtly flipping me off? Don't make me slug you!

>> No.43512164

>>43512086
Its okay anon, you can't realllly hurt youkai with a punch so feel free to vent your frustrations out on them!

>> No.43517751

>>43512164
What if they cry...

>> No.43517815
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>>43517751
Crying girls are cute.

>> No.43517861

>>43517815
Imagine how good it'll feel to rape the jaku while taunting her about getting pregnant then cumming inside

>> No.43517909
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I want to say something that cause great distress in Seija

>> No.43517913

>>43517861
How is that going to happen? Is Seija another youkai who is physically weaker than humans?

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>>43517815
I love that artist, did he nuke all his shit?

>> No.43523122

>>43499648
source???

>> No.43523138

>>43517913
amanojakus are related to oni so probably not. shes just pretending to not like it

>> No.43523331

>>43517909
“I love you”

>> No.43524033
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>>43517913
Amanojaku are shitters amongst youkai, basically. Normal adults are able to overpower them and deal with them pretty handily in a straight fight.
They instead rely on deceit and other underhanded means to achieve their goals.
So if you make sure to remain properly wary, you should be fine, but if you're dumb enough to actually trust anything they say, you'll end up getting killed and worn as a skinsuit in its efforts to marry a prince or something.

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>> No.43528878
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Pat the Seijer. Pat it.

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>>43523122
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6641776/chapters/15194677

She also has manipulative sex with Marisa and at one point fellates the miracle mallet while Shimmy is asleep.
>GIWTWM

>> No.43531174

>>43528878
No.

>> No.43534620

>>43529520
I think the spicier bit is when they're all drunk and seija essentially begs shinmyoumaru to fuck her because her contrarian nature won't let her actually say no but you can tell how much she doesn't want it so it's basically rape

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Seija is an horrible person but yet I can't help but feel fond of her.

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>>43535261
She is the type of girl that has always treated you like absolute shit in front of her friends but in private she is very apologetic and always wants to try to make it up to her as best as she can.

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>> No.43542244

>>43542212
I want to help Seija stretch, if you get what I'm saying.

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https://youtu.be/hdJCmci48h0

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>> No.43545964

>>43495022
I will turn the jaku into a waddling beachball on legs

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>> No.43560316

>>43542244
seijasex?!!?!?!!?!!?

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>> No.43565416

>>43560699
I want to put Seija in a blender.

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