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>>43469881
I would ask to go see her boss.

>>43469885
No, it's just between you and her. Nobody else involved. You can't leave the office, either. It's shut tight.

>>43469881
Many children!!!!!!

>>43469881
I'd tell her that she does not need to put up such an act. If she wants to start a family with me the first step is to get to know each other, go out together after work and fall in love from there. Only after that may the mating press happen.

>>43469881
What was that? "it was to be at least 12"?
Fine by me.

>>43470104
So true
>>43469881
10 minimum, maybe eleven

>>43470104
Eiki doesn't even bother calling you a faggot to your face. She kicks you out of the office and then calls you a faggot after she slams the door. Good job faggot.

>>43470380
Another day of staying pure for THE LORD and not falling for demonic temptations!! :D

And then God called him a faggot as well. Not even to his face. Anon is just walking down the street and BAM "Fucking Faggot" is heard being shouted from the heavens. Outstanding.

AHHHHHHHH Yama pantyhose.

>>43469881
This feels like one of those secret tests. If I say yes, she'll accuse me of having lustful thoughts for my superiors and punish me, but if I say no she'll scold me for not obeying my superiors and punish me. Decisions, Decisions.

>>43470455
Why so mean to anon :(

>>43470104
Don't listen to them bro

>>43470512
God hates fags.

>>43470565
Idk man he still wants to bang eiki

>>43470565
God? As in, the one singular god above who created the universe as we know it?

>>43469881
Ideally it would be double digits, but I don't know how I would be able to feed, clothe, and house all of them.

>>43469881
I don't know how I got to higan while still alive but to answer her question i'd want at least 14.
Spaced out by having 3 or so then raising them till they're about 5ish or so before going for the next batch.
We'll repeat this until we're overwhelmed or we mutually agree to stop.

>>43469881
Doing exactly as >>43472126 says, though going for a minimum of 20

>>43469881
I'd rather have children with Komachi

>>43469881
How many can she make?

>>43472269
Only one way to find out

>>43470104
>>43472260
She'll kick you out of Gensokyo immediately. That was your only chance and you screwed it up.

>>43469881
I keep making children with her until she begs me to stop.

>>43470380
>>43473315
If Eiki wants children she needs to put in the proper work to romance! She can't just demand someone marry her! Whaat does she think she is, a tengu? A youkai?

I'm not having children with Eiki.

Someone post the webm of Eiki sleeping

I'm having children with Eiki.

I'm with Eiki.

I'm Eiki

>>43475805
Hey

>>43475805
Eiki, I have been out of work for 6 months and I am about to default on my mortgage.
You got any positions available in the Ministry?

>>43475828
The living can't enter higan, so kill yourself first

>>43475805
Please conceive my children.

>>43475905
Okay I will conceive of your children... They're brats and way too spoiled.

i love my hot and awesome mistress wife

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46989151

>>43469881
Not even the best green-haired wife.
You fuck up just once, and you are going to be systemically dissected by her words.

>>43475805
t.

>>43477930
SEEXXXOOO

i love my hot and awesome mistress wife

>>43469881
I ask her to explain to me how it is for the good of Gensokyo, why it must be with her, and what gives her the authority to give me such an order while I am not under her jurisdiction as a living person. Surely she isn't bending or breaking any rules, right?

>>43477968
No that is Reimu Hakurei

>>43469881
She bought some new kicks.

>>43469881
I want to make almost 90% of Ministry of Right and Wrong's workforce redundant by introducing computers and better infrastructure (like bridges)!

There there, Eiki-sama. I'm sure there's someone out there for you.

>>43475805
Impersonating an official like that is gonna get you a Hell sentence. The judgement can't come soon enough.

>>43469881
Why would she want to have children with me? I am not black.

>>43492836
Exactly

>>43475805
I want to to have 14 children with you!

>>43472243
This is a trap so she can lecture you for an hour about peeping at her pantsu.

>>43475805
I'm also Eiki.

>>43493179
Not true

>>43493179
I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND. I HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME MAN SINCE I SAW YOU COMING IN.

>>43475805
>>43493179
Please lecture me!

>>43493121
Worth it. Except I'd be too autistic to stop looking at her face.

>>43496120
Okay.
You are bad. Do better to become good.

>>43496034
Eiki's erotic pantsu flash!

>>43470104
How can you be so gay

What if you tell her you want to have children with her until she hits menopause?

>>43507746
She'll never hit Menopause so good luck with all those kids.

>>43507789
But what causes her to have an infinite egg supply then?

>>43507812
Maybe that she's literally a supernatural being.

>>43507812
Kutaka.

>>43507789
Reincarnated sinners.

>>43469885
Hecatia isn't actually her boss. If it helps you contextualize it, you could think of Eiki as a high ranking government, while Hecatia is the top dog of the criminal underbelly. That's not strictly the dynamic or even a great description of what Hecatia's role in hell is, but the point is that they're not actually associated outside of both being influential figures in hell. Different organizations with stakes within the same region.

>>43486379
Looking cool, Eiki-sama!

>>43469881
She's not my first pick of Gensokyo wife, but honestly if she asked I probably wouldn't be able to turn her down. I don't have high standards so if a cute, reliable girl offered me a stable relationship I'd say yes.

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