/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

ZOMJ. Slow night, ami rite?

Make sure to take a break every so often

>You just joined a new school when both the student council pres. and the most popular gyaru try to get you to join their respective groups
What will you do?

How do you expect Ocelomeh Flower Wars to be like?

>>43464976
>Log #6, Anon seems to have noticed my 'sick gains', as such I shall continue to add additional muscle mass until I begin to see a diminishing return or even drop in his attraction.
>At that point I shall begin experimenting to see if softening my pysique in additon to said muscle mass to even things out will work or if I will need to reverse course to achieve a 'peak gaze state'.
>Additional Note, an ogre has declared herself my 'gym assistant'. While she is uncouth and a braggart, her advice is invaluable and I shall reward her greatly if her assistance pays off.
>She also has adequate taste in movies of the 'action' genre, I shall be watching 'Commando' with her and Anon this thursday.

>>43464976

>>43465000
>What will you do?
Join the Martial Arts Club.

I love liches!

>>43465002
That's a mistranslation. It's actually FLOUR Wars. It's a baking show. Pretty popular since they make almost exclusively savory dishes, and that's rare with baked goods shows.
> Miss Ocelomeh gonna arepa you.

>>43464999
What is the price for squeezing miss flayers tentacles?

A Lich was seen close to my town. And everybody knows they raise the dead to get servants, and the townsfolks are all afraid and upset because the local cemetery is maintained very well and nobody wants their ancestors graves disturbed or dug up. But the thing is, everyone is all too afraid to try confronting a Lich, even the retinue of guards. I've decided I'll do it, going armed with nothing but a holy symbol and incense burning from my lantern to protect me, I'll go and peacefully request the Lich not to disturb the cemetery. That should work, shouldn't it? Liches aren't violent... are they?

>>43465004
I can't imagine a better life than having a buff wife who's also very smart.

>>43465038
Don't worry, liches don't get violent.
They have minions for that.

>>43465038
Of course anon, she'll just ask for one guinea pi- I mean assistant for her experiments

>>43465002
>”You are invited to attend the next pre-sacrificial rites. If you’re captured you will become the sacrifice and guest of your captor. Ah, silly me. The pre-sacrificial rite began three hours ago. Don’t worry, I’ll give you a head start. You should start running now~”

>>43465044
>Lich wife getting fit.
>Watches action movies with you and a few of her friends/underlings.
>In addition to her arcane studies and her increasingly refined weightlifting regime she can give you perfectly recited quotes from action movies.
>The only problem is she's still speaking in monotone.
>"Remember, Anon, when I promised to kill you last?"
>You give her a confused look just to get hefted over her should as she moves to the bedroom.
>"I lied."

>Hot, humid barn full of sweaty minos
Just imagine

>>43465065
>you’re captured you will become the sacrifice and guest of your captor.

What if I win?

>>43465044
Based and correct.

>>43465038
Don't risk it anon, that Lich will take you away and you'll never be seen again. Call for the Order to help drive her out. She'll make a sex slave of you!

>>43465002
This is about the fourth thread I've seen this shit mentioned in what the fuck is a flower war and why should anybody care?

>>43465078
Shiny metals. Lots of shiny metals. Also you get to participate in the sacrificial rite immediately.

>>43465097
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower_war

>>43465000
>You would be wise to join my group.
>Yo! New guy. Join my group or else...

>>43465097
It's all him and don't ask why. If you are paying for a question you might as well be obsessive.

>>43465097
>doesn’t know about the Alraune war
We can be sure you aren’t a plant for the other side.

>>43465097
Aztecs had flower wars back pre colonization, essentially wars that the objective wasn't conquest but war to get glory and sacrfices, adapted for mge it would be glory and husband capture.

>>43465072
I'm going to the Holst barn that smells like a girl's locker room and warm milk.

Which monster has the best butt-pussy?

>>43465126
Catnip is one hell of a drug.

>>43465130
Your waifu.

>>43465000
i'll be with the deliquents who mod their illegal motorcycles, i'll be crazy jack anon who basically rides death machine that go 0 to 60 in 1 picosecond

>>43465097
>Ocelomeh based on aztecs
>Aztecs had a thing called Flower Wars which were (still very lethal) play wars they waged with their allies to flex on them
>Thus is a good lore to add to Ocelomehs as some sort of play war they they do to flex on their husbands, which would be hot
>KC was asked on them in the Q&A and he is 99% to respond affirmatevely and maybe add details to it.

>>43465148
>She's undead
>She wasn't born an undead
Don't get on that bike anon

>>43465066
>tfw she makes you call her Sully during sex

>>43465117
Shit's starting to remind me of Alp always bringing up Oomukade being Stinkypedes.

>>43465157
so no wonder that my family has had this bike for years onto sell it end no matter how much we try, still gonna ride it and fly to school, no ghost gonna stop me from playing chicken

>>43465163
She should be Jane (nee John) Matrix if she's quoting Arnold's lines.
> You'd be Rae Dawn Chong's character.
> Her name was Cindy, but we'll just call you Anon instead.
> You two can kidnap Alyssa Milano afterwards and make her pretend to be your child!

Imagine being taken hostage by Orc raiders and thrown into the back of a carriage with a sack over your head. After a long journey, the High Orc has her minions line you up alongside other human males who were captured and you got it in your head that you're about to be killed or eaten alive after all you've heard of about Orcs from the local Order priests and how savage they are

Then when they remove the sacks from you and the other guys heads you realize you're all just being sold in a husband slave auction and in front of a crowd of rich and powerful Monster nobles and gentry. The High Orc is using her axe to lift your chin and show you off like goods to the crowd while she keeps count of the rising bets

>>43465163
>Ogre and Lich meet up in the gym along with you.
>"Lich you little bitch!"
>Arms clasp loudly in the middle of the gym.
>You're already feeling second hand embarrassment.
Something tells me she'd go down a hole of watching all those 90s action movies, good or bad.

>>43465181
>"Hey Babe, where's Anon?"
>"I let him go."
>Anon is just relaxing in bed, groaning from all the positions he and Lich cycled through in bed.

>>43465186
Imma show of the body i got from working in the field as well as wrestling bulls and pose like a bodybuilder whens it my time

>>43465186
I wonder what happens to the anons who cry during it, I can only imagine the frenzy they go into, wanting to comfort a terrified man like he's just a lil puppy

>>43465186
Start swearing and acting rowdy so nobody buys you

>Mio mofu e molto molto. Tu e bueno ragazzo, Anon mi amore.

>>43465293
i dont trust spaghetti speakers

>>43465186
I look as shy and small as I can so nobody notices me.

>>43465293
Instructions unclear, touched fluffy tail.

>>43465186
put the oil on me and take off all clothes to flex and even break my chains by pulling on them

>>43465293
>My mofu is very much. You a bueno boy, Anon my love.
Not sure if I translated this correctly but this is what I got.

>tfw you find a steak quesarito and a large baja blast in the middle of the jungle over a pile of leaves
SCORE

>>43465382
Just looked up what bueno means it means good. But like others said I don’t speak spaghetti so I could be completely wrong with the translation.

>>43465393
>Ice Cold Baja Blast and Taco Spread in the jungle
This is very suspicious. Gonna approach it slowly, surely the rustling of the trees is just the wind, as is the muffled giggles.

Alright guys, I know the last 37 expeditions into the southern jungles have vanished to the last man, but THIS time we will surely come back with enough gold for our grandchildren's grandchildren to live like kings.

>No kiki to force me to stay home after a pair of weeks of busy work and heavy activity.
I need a maid to help my legs stop hurting from carrying a bunch of crap.

>>43465476
You need a Khepri to ROLL that crap!

>>43465496
The issue miss chesh is that its all upstairs and is old IT equipment.
You can't really just go around breaking it even if we won't redeploy it.

>>43465193
>The Ocelomeh have picked off your Order team one by one in this damned jungle.
>You occasionally hear their screams, the poor bastards.
>Like hell will you end up like them, and damned if you’ll attend 6 weddings, including your own.
>You strip off your clothes and use them as bait, smearing your naked flesh with mana-dampening mud.
>You prepare your traps and wait.
>The last Ocelomeh doesn’t keep you waiting long.
>She bleeds uncannily out of the bush, walking up to your discarded clothes.
>You brace yourself, prepared to trigger the first trap.
>Wait for it, you tell yourself as she moves closer to the clothing.
>Suddenly flashes of lightning erupt from the clothes.
>But for the clear shock in her posture you would spring the trap.
>In moments the lightning resolves into a person.
>A muscular man rises nude before her.
>After a moment you realize he looks familiar.
>It’s an odd and unnerving sensation.
>What trickery is this?
>The monster pauses before your doppelgänger, her macuahuitl held slack in her paw.
>The man looks around, unconcerned with the monster.
>Your blood runs cold as he meets your eye, as you lurk in the brush.
>He grins at you for a moment, before nonchalantly turning to the monster.
>He begins describing an embarrassing childhood memory of yours.
>Wtf?
>You suddenly realize he looks exactly like you.
>Well, a buff version of you with a massive cock.
>The monster holds her macuahuitl uncertainly.
>At least she looks confused too.
>He holds out his hand to her.
>”Come on me if you want to live.” says the man.
>The stunned monster clasps it with her empty paw, her macuahuitl apparently forgotten in her shock.
>The pair vanishes into another cascade of localized electricity as she slides onto his cock.
Damnit KC. Every. Fucking. Time.

Gazer-chan is making me be patient and get a physical copy, because only cartridges can be rolled back

>>43465514
>Not going for Predator
>"Come on.....Come on! Do it! Do it!"
>"Come on! Rape me! I'm Here!"
>"Do it now! Rape me!"
>Ocelomeh makes one of the cat chittering noises

>Ocelomeh and Anon but it's just Spy vs Spy shenanigans in the jungle

>>43465534
I want to lick Gazer in that spot. You know which one.

>>43465535
>A paw clasps you firmly from behind.
>”It’s bitch raping time~”
At least she has tits like a Howitzer.

Remember to always go for cute order girls. They will love you unconditionally. They are perfect for going out on adventures into monster infested ruins with.

>>43465573
>licking her eye until she dilates
Remember to use eye drops for her pleasure!

Miss Vampire and her undead minions won't get me. I wore my rosary so they'll run as soon as I pull it out

>>43465407
>>43465393
Regardless of what happens after you still won for you got your baja blast and steak quesarito

>>43465573
Her tummy? I want to rest my head on her thighs

>>43465581
>Huge, heaving Ocelomeh tits
I don't think your dick can take firepower of that magnitutde.

>>43465599
>thinks Vampires run when you pull it out
That’s a myth, like the claim that Vampires run when you pull out.

>>43465599
Anon you fool! They're vampires! not demons!
https://litter.catbox.moe/9ajcje.mp4
>>43465614
My vamp headcanon is that its about the faith of the wielder not the symbols themselves

>>43465594
Close, but no cigar. I am thinking of angels and ruining, so you get points for trying.

>>43465612
It's not about if you can take it, it's about sending a message you won't go down without a probably very short fight

Is Malef officially out yet?

>>43465620
Having faith that Vampires aren’t dick-hungry doesn’t work. It’s like expecting a taco to magically appear in the jungle.

I know it in my bones... A Tarnished cannot become Elden Husband... A man cannot fuck a God...

>>43465614
>>43465620
Evil will flee before the cross! That was the first lesson the church taught us about monsters!

>>43465594
Its true, I'm a lucky duck and got into a party with like 3 ultra cute girls!
Not only are they cute and sexy but strong too! Monsters won't stand a chance!

>>43465599
>>43465662
Anon, please, that won't work because Vampires don't believe in it. See the real trick to keep them out is to simply... go indoors. The Vampire, no matter what, can NEVER enter and get you unless you invite them inside.

>>43465676
All vampires are welcome inside my house and into my bed.

>>43465676
I'll just have to make them believe in it then! The goddess will protect me.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to stare too hard when your damphir wife tries to put on her old hot pants from her adventuring days.
Time has not been kind to her rear.

>>43465720
>Time has not been kind to her rear
I beg to differ, it has become even more delicious

>>43465683
No! Do not welcome Vampires into your house you fool! They will feast on your blood!

>>43465723
>"Thats sweet hubby but I can't sneak around like this! I'd never fit through the hidden passageway of my lil sis like this!"

>>43465653
I'm a god
How can you fuck a god?
What a grand and intoxicating innocence...

>>43465000
>"Oh, me and my childhood-friend Black horse were thinking of starting a new Club, but you're both welcome to join..."

>>43465181
>"Coom with me if you want to live"

It's a weird thought, but I like to imagine my waifu uses her stalks to correct my posture as I sleep, so I'm not obliterating my spine.
I've actually had this thought for years.

>>43465738
Low-quality horse

>>43465730
>damphir and hubby invade her sister's castle
>she gets stuck in a narrow opening
>hubby can't resist the wiggling booty and pounces
>whole castle has to listen to loud meaty smacks and deep moans
>vampire sister can only seethe at being single while her damphir sister gets taken to pound town

>>43465653
I wonder if there are any humans in MGE like HOARAH LOUX, WARRIOR

strange kikis.

>start howling with my dogs at night
>a pack of werewolves start howling back
Those fuckers! They dare challenge me?! This is my territory!

>>43465863
Imagine the look of surprise on their faces when they see it was a man calling them rude things

>>43465514
Y'know I was wondering if I was the only one who thought the Dopplerganger stuff was really weird, I did not like it. It's so dumb he could have just said "They aren't your soulmate then, have faith in Eros" or some shit, demonic energy transcends space-time

>>43465747
I get it, I like to think of a shog massaging and readjusting my bed and back while I sleep
I love shogs

Manticores are like female lions, they experience instances of being very horny for about 20 times a day only for them to keep pestering their uninterested males for sex.

>>43465863
>Pack of werewolves puzzled by some weird Anon shouting random words
>"Pumpkin! Skateboard! Unbendable! Yellow!"
>Alpha Werewolf pulls out her phone and calls Dr.Flayer
>this poor Anon needs meds

>>43465916
Dr. Nota Fleiya has narrowed down the treatment options to two:
1. Electric shock therapy
2. Therapy werewolves

Potion roulette! You and your partner must grab random potions. Each turn involves one partner drinking the potion, and whatever the results are, the other person must have sex with the Potion-drinker!
Your wife turned into a loli? You turned into a tentacle monster? She duplicated herself into 3 copies? You turned into a big ass horse?
The crazy possibilities are endless!

>>43465936
Drugs are bad, m'kay?

>>43465896
>uninterested males
quite the contrary - sex with dum batcat is among my most pursued interests

>>43465896
Are they also major quickshots like lionesses?

>>43465987
>most pursued interests
for the first month until the novelty wears off, then it's more like
>darling, it's 2 AM, time for your hourly milking!
>yes honey...

>>43465896
I like to think that due to beast girls high libido they can chemically induce erections, manticore venom, hellwan mofu fluff, all have stimulating properties to ensure the husband can perform at full mast and production.

>>43466000
I can feel the "ara" and "hora" flowing off of all of them but the short one.

>>43466002
I think a list should be compiled of all these dangerous substances so I can dose myself with small amounts of them to build tolerance

>be me, human
>exist in public space in MGC
>constantly getting bedroom eyes by horny monsters cause I'm a human and they can smell my virginity
>can't go a day without harassment in public
>I've had enough
>one day spot a lilim hag approaching me, intent on grabbing me from behind
>probably planned on dragging me into an alley to rape me
>suddenly turn around and pull open my coat as she nears and reveal a TNT vest and hold the detonator threateningly
>the public goes into an immediate panic
GET BACK! I'M WARNING YOU! I'LL FUCKING DO IT IF YOU TOUCH ME! I'LL BUST! I'LL PRESS BUTTON AND BLOW MY LOAD! DON'T YOU DARE COME WITHIN THIRTY FEET OF ME!

>>43465002
Something about raping men and femdom. No thanks for this perfect description

>>43466024
But the short one is the most dangerous.

>>43465995
yes, but you have to go through introductory period of tail milking first
>>43466001
speak for yourself, I am a man of substance and would gladly engage in vigorous batcat sex for the rest of my life. I understand your point, but it doesn't apply to me, however I should prompt the readers that manticores are not for everyone, you have to be able to endure substantial and limitless batcat libido, as well as overwhelming dorkiness that comes from their inherent dum nature.

>>43465038
Just throw an oil jar and fire at her. They're weak to burning.

>>43466044
>AND BLOW MY LOAD!
oh no, this poor choice of words has just costed anon his virginity

>>43465186
Bad ending, death was the good one. Bad luck.

>>43466063
She has five moms and can suppress her aralevel. I believe it.

>>43466036
Fox fluff has a similar chemical but it's much more milder, you could start there, be warned it's just as addictive as Hellwan fluff.

>>43465638
>What if we get a new dragon but... Le femdom over 90000000000000000
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzs

>>43466044
Based, only way to be left alone. I discuss the explosive belt subject more than once here. Good luck anon

Total beaner cat/niggerwan death when?

>>43465444
>to live like kings.

>Beautiful wife that is so into me she is literally 24/7 horny over me
>Rough and gentle sex
>She is a strong trained warrior protecting me all day
>Strong and dominant outdoors, showing off how strong she is. Being forced to walk around HOLDING THAT WAIST
>Wholesome behind closed doors
>Get delicious food cooked by her as gender roles are not reversed
>Be a respected member of the community
>Can just grab a bag of gold and go in a luxury honeymoon

I say they succeeded.

>>43466122
Maybe if You're pathetic subhuman who need a new mom. Otherwise It's shit, just like every thing in jungles.

>>43466129
Where do you think we are?

>>43466117
When /pol/fags stop being unpleasant weirdos? That’s the major fanbase for those here.

what is your opinion on robots?

>>43465594
Lol no. They are 3DPD aka sluts and whores and one of the heroes in Lescatie mother abandoned her and her father

>>43466150
In /MGT/ but that doesn't explain why You are a spineless motherless coward in search of losing more power

>>43466163
To be more accurate, they can be slurs and whores

>>43465594
3D are as the same level as dark elves and the others.no thanks

>>43466165
Yeah, you sound like you have to go back

>>43466161
They’re 3DPD sluts, like everyone else apparently. But if everyone in 3DPD, doesn’t that mean that no one is 3DPD?

>>43466193
Back where? I'm from here, always was.

>>43466194
Wut?

I like tacos.
It's all over for me, save yourselves.

>>43466200
To get your prescription refilled.
>>43466203
It’s a joke, because Anon thinks monsters are 3DPD.

>>43466194
well they are in a 3d game
but what's wrong with that

>>43466210
Only some of them are at 3DPD levels
>prescription refilled
Coming from an estrogen fed maggot, It's pretty ironic. Also I never had and never will have meds.

>>43466216
I have no problem with 3D. But Flatland can fuck itself with a line. If KC makes a Flatland girl I will explode into an incandescent rage. All of these people complaining about 3D. People who want to fuck squares and trapezoids are scum worse than furfags.
>>43466223
>None of them are 3DPD
Ftfy. Having a nice day, are you?

>>43466235
No, for exemple dark elves are no better or worse then 3DPD

>>43466165
>capitalized thread/board acronym
Yeah I'm starting to recognize you, you're not from here

>>43466249
No. Just no. There is no real similarity.

Manticores are for ________.

>>43466269
Seinfeld.

>>43466277
Hello, Jerry!

>>43466282
You ever notice how Manticores never fly? Guess they don’t like airline food. And what is the deal with tail pussy?

>>43466161
The crimes their kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten.

I like girls with weird skin

I like them a lot

Bonus points for huge breasts

https://files.catbox.moe/5i4tcb.jpg

>>43466329
Very nice and exotic. Good taste, anon.

>>43466341
Skin patterns really activate my almonds

No, vitiligo doesn't count. At all.

https://files.catbox.moe/t15r5b.jpg

>>43466260
They're one. Both are bad and should be erased from earth.

>>43465126
>bunch of ocelomehs raiding villages for single men

The recent surge of ocelomeh posting is pleasing.
Rapekot is good kot.
(you) belong on the altar at the top of the ziggurat.
Fancy powder-based weaponry will not save you.

>>43466441
It could have been good but it's just a femdom++ kot.

>>43466321
JUDGEMENT!
https://youtu.be/Is0Qrgj1JCs

>>43466441
Unless You don't like the idea to be her propriety

>>43466441
but ocelots are good at guns?
there's one that even uses two revolvers.

>>43466441
Kek, enjoy a few napalm runs on your disgusting forest and tell me that again.

>>43466468
Well done idiot, you've created a new species of spicy kots and they are coming for you.

>>43466483
Napalm don't create new species. It cleans things. At best some lich will revive a bunch of over burned tacos kot.

>>43464976
Enlighten me. What is the Monstergirl version of Humanity Fuck Yeah?

>>43466490
Fuck Humanity Yeah

>>43466441
the only ziggurat im going on is the one filled with beetle and spidergirls

edgy meanies belong to extremist monsters who is will shower them with love

>>43466498
One filled with sneks for me

>>43466499
Men can't look after themselves, they need a strong monster girl in their lives.

>>43466466
>be Anon in jungle
>ambushed by AztecRapecat
>pushed down, ridden cowgirl, then reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, etc etc...
>the dreaded Revolving Ocelomeh technique

>>43466586
well, im sure she wanted your solid snake.

>>43466586
you spin me right round baby right round

>>43465653
The hell is ILY?

>>43466490
Humanity? Fuck! Yeah!!!

>>43466615
Insert Love-Yogurt

>>43466490
Pretty much the same except it's all written by lizardmen fantasizing about the big strong human warriors invading their lands and defeating their armies.

Zonai monster girl when?

>>43464999
What would happen If I were to bap this

>>43466634

>>43466654
Fine, I'll squeeze

>>43466654
People always ask me if I understand things and I always say yes, but really I don't understand and I'm just trying to make them stop talking.

>>43466527
Speak for yourself faggot.

>>43466499
so doomguy larpers belong to demons?
ironic

>>43466761
Much to the dismay of edgy shitfic writers, Doomguy inevitably falls for the first Wererabbit girl, who turns out to be also the first mamono he encounters

>>43466499
Extremist have the special ability to turn any species into "I hate it"

>>43466586
Why are we still here? Just to cum?
>>43466527
>>43466733
marry a dum species like Manticore or Wurm, then you will be the one looking out for your spouse

>>43466586
Six shots. Enough to impregnate anything with wombs.

>>43466796
I can't look out for something that can crush me with a single hand. I can't the control and They won't let me get it anyway

>>43466773
Doomguy honestly would never harm a mamono.
I speak as a huge doom fan when I say that Doomguy while he favors humanity wouldn't see the need to slay Mamono as they aren't actually evil and if anything he'd look at the CG with suspicion.

Though once he realized things are pretty at peace and not many people die anyways he'd head back through whatever portal he came from to keep on the fight

>>43466803
Just become an incubus and you will be stronger than her.
Afraid of little sex to get your powers evened out?

>>43466803
Sounds like a skill issue schizo-kun

>>43466833
Yes.
>>43466837
No.

>>43466845
>"durr hurrr dragons are proud and noble, I'd never settle for a lowly h*man"
>proceeds to wear slutty clothing that makes human pp go big

>Licking the inside of a black harpy's mouth

>>43466909
That is not a dragon. That's a wyvern. We sell them too.

>>43466914
oh shit right, the classic fantasy
>It's a Wyvern, not a dragon!
trope strikes again

>>43466926
But they are distinctly different. Just because they are both winged liards, doesn't mean It's the same thing. It's like calling halflings or dwarves human or saying that goblins and orcs are the same thing

>>43466909
Wasn't that girl super desperate in canon because of 'tfw no husband'.
Or was It the gray haired one

>>43466926
except its not a trope and an actually distinction between the two, the trope would apply only when when its a meta commentary on a universe, like soiaf setting, or talking about heraldry

>>43466968
>they are both winged liards
So it's the same thing, gonna ask this old wyvern to give me a ride

>>43466975
>talking about heraldry
Why WERE people in the olden days so obsessed with men named Harold?

do kobolds have cookies just like how centaurs have horse pussy

ded

>>43466983
Crow Tengu shouldn't buy masks from that suspiciously happy mask salesperson.

What would happen if I gave a cheshires five cups of coffee laced with LSD?

>>43466982
I feel really angry after seeing that gif

>>43467131
Can you tank this amount? 15g of good shrooms is already really strong.

>>43466000
Old Kikis (and old MGs in general) kickstart my urge to breed.

>>43466845
>>43466909
That's no dragon that's a wyvern!
a beautiful,loving and gentle wyvern!

>be on roof of tall building having a smoke break
>merely stand near the edge of the roof
>down below see monsters all in a panic, police holding out catchers and news crew filming and a Wisp shouting "DO IT"
>look up and see a griffon in a police vest sailing at me with talons at the ready for a grab
What the fuck!? I'm not trying to commit suicide! It's not what it looks li

>>43467435
Anon, cigarettes cause cancer.

>>43466441
im going to grab this 5' foot kot and rape her instead on that altar, pretty easy since she weights at least 120

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/108059892
snek attack

>>43467446
The smoke hobo causes cancer?

>>43467507
No that's a pipe, it's okay to smoke pipes.

>>43467507
If she lives near the beach.

>>43467507
No, they smoke opium which is very healthy

>>43467446
If mamono try to take away my alcohol and replace it with their sweet shit I will become a menace for society.

How deep do I have to swim till I reach the glowing mermaids?

>>43467563
>menace for society
gms

>>43467569
Ah, a Ghost Ray! I must be in the mushroom forest biome.

>>43467574
gms?

Give me your best story ideas please, I want to write something.

>>43467569
Having a glowing mermaid wife sounds cool but it isn't when you're trying to sleep with one glowing next to you.

>>43464976

>>43467604
Astronauts are mining an asteroid an encounter a Slime

>>43467617
angels have a hard time turning off the radiance too

>>43467569
You don't have to swim deep, you just have to swim far. Eventually you'll go out of bounds and Poseidon will send ghost leviathans to stop you.

>>43467635
aliphsee best snek

>>43467604
Troll treats a soldier injured in a war.

>>43467665
>>43467604
This sounds good, could also be a werecat or a kiki

>>43467635
i always wondered what those were,
horns, rabbit ears? or just another weird appendage to rape luka with?

But y? Must be made some anubi Cheshire hybrid

>>43467604
>Market price and donor compensation for spirit energy supplements are rather tame
>But for those with connections, the unrefined donor samples can lend themselves to lucrative opportunities in the matchmaking underworld
>In present day MGC, a bank heist by career criminals (of races that almost seem human) hits an unexpected snag
>Their cool and collected leader (a fair skinned elf) pilfers a case of samples from the refrigerated sperm vault, rather than a bag of cash from the regular vault
>While the value of the samples should greatly exceed that of the bills abandoned in their place, she could never tell her accomplices the truth
>That amongst those samples, she sensed the unmistakable presence of the man that would be her husband
>All the while, an up-and-comer from the MGCPD, looking to make a name for himself, is working overtime with his overprotective Dark Elf senior to put an end to the crime wave
On the mean streets of MGC, justice isn't always black and white

>>43467747
i show my chesh wife memes and we laugh about it all the time
then i showed her this and she had horror in her eyes
what the fuck anon

>>43467791
i'm just going to assume it's something related to roblox

This is one of their most underrated mgs of all time, honestly.

>>43467747
>Cheshie and Anon get trapped in Minecraftia

>>43467805
Of all the girls in MGE, this is certainly one of them.

>>43467798
Looks more like something from Minecraft.

>>43467747
Conflicting feeling. Weird. Help me niggerwoman

>>43467805
>>43467812
ANONS THIS IS A BLUE BOARD

>>43467747
Did anyone here buy the official cheshy roblox figure?

>>43467846
how does one buy it?

what would you do if you got tricked by an ATM mimic?

>>43467859
https://www.ebay.com/itm/304372446565

>>43467887
I always fiddle around with the card reader before inserting, so I'd listen closely for moaning.

>Isekaied into MGE world
>Wake up in a graveyard at dusk
>A sign in front of you says "OOPS! All ghouls! ~Miss Cheshire"
>The lids of crypts start to fly open

>>43467887
How would one react if I kept trying to inserting used-up gift cards?

>>43467887
i don use'em and would just stick my wiener in them

Monstrum Puellae.

>>43467650
That's why demons are superior, they have nice dark, cool colors that don't strain your eyes.

I want officer delf to take me into custody.

>>43467986
Nice, now I have horde of ghoul to help find this chesh and rape her ass. I just have to find them a husband in exchange.

>>43467986
I feel as though, with my kung-fu skills, I could defeat up to eight ghouls at once.
So long as there are no jiangshi in this graveyard, I should be safe.

>>43468067
That delf looks kinda undead. That a normal delf’s skin color shouldn’t be gray.

>>43468117
>>43468127
Don't feed the namefag shitposter

>>43468117
>T. Ghoul Chewtoy

>>43468137
delf wight sounds nice

Human women denying you any access to monster girl pussy!

>>43468127
>>43468137
Stop samefagging your posts to make it look like people want to engage with your namefag retardition in any way other than telling you to rope.

>>43468142
Didn't saw it, mb

>>43468142
oh sorry i didnt see it was him

I need to find a way to immigrate to the Land of the Four Fiends.

>>43468162
They're already denying any form of respect and the possibility to build a family. Leave us alone.

>>43468200
Make a boat and row there like my ancestors

walking around around mgc setting all the bins on fire

>>43468236
Sending Molotov cocktail on the local crack house

Fuck, 6months and all Crab can draw is a 4page teaser?
Its not even like he's devving a game as his excuse.

I'm gonna illegally enter dragonia without a green card do dirty for dirt cheap

>>43468200
I'm sure these kind ladies will respect by desire to remain a virgin, especially the old ones

>>43468117
>Ghouls tfw Anon has a "assrape a Chesh" mana-marker on him

What if I don't want to do anal with a chesh?

>>43468249
Or a Series 2 anime
At least it finishes with 'tbc'
Probably next issue for Xmas.

I don't trust centaurs.

Sorry, but I've seen enough doujins to see they aren't faithful. Yes, I know MGE is NTR proof, but still, the horrid thoughts linger when I think of centaurs, and that's too disruptive. So I stick to other monster girls.

>>43468178
What that isn’t me if you think I’m breathfag I just said the delf looks like a undead is all.

>>43468341
Probably replied to the wrong person, or they're schizophrenic.

>>43468339
I find the basic centaur to be too basic even as someone that kind of likes how variable the vanilla succubus and vanilla lamia are. As a monogamy fag I do like the Unicorn though.

Cuddle with the kiki meido

>>43468363
I don't trust Kikis anymore since the incident

What does smoke hobo do when the British come for her opium?

>>43468352
We're all mad here.

>>43468371
Well I would gladly play some monster hunter freedom unite with my kiki meido

>>43468363
>Kiki meido
>in civvies
>presumably her day off or in her private room
>>Cuddle
>Scandalous Anon
>molesting Kiki meidos is only permitted when they are in uniform and on duty

>>43468371
>since the incident
It was an innocent mistake - a Souvlaki looks very similar to a Kebab
And she also removed the sauce stains afterwards

>>43468249
It seems deep down he wanted to do an action series but his action series flopped so now he's going through the motions.

>>43468354
KC Centaur is drawn very in his early style so doesn't grab me, but I could waifu a Crabman or Z-ton centaur if she was MGE personality.

Monsters can't rape me if I'm piloting a huge battle mecha.

>>43468404
No, Kikis are scary
I hate scary things!
I hate Kikis!

>>43468410
How often do ecchi artists transition into action?

>>43468390
But we are husband and wife!

>>43468421
I mean they can look like that if you want just like all the other basic monster girls in the setting aka harpies, lamias and mermaids. Where they can be reshaped easily into your ideal form of them.

>>43468410
Yeah, you can see he's lost all drive for it - he should just bite the bullet, give them a Harem best ending and move on to something he wants to draw.
It's not like he's going to be making regular cheques with his long delays between output.
>imagine being his publisher representative salariman trying to push him to meet upstairs' management deadlines
>that poor Anon will really need a Portal opening

>>43468450
anon please, be aware of your status. You cant just take some lowly maid as your wife

>>43468444
Pumping my seed into yandere kikis.

>>43468458
>move on to something he wants to draw.
I don't think it's that simple.

>>43465109
>According to stories the Aztec emperors used to coat themselves in gold and dive into a Lake where it would be washed off
The ocelomeh equivalent is giving you a dick growth drug then putting on gold lipstick and seeing how far down your dick she can leave a golden ring with her deepthroat

>>43468442
That's how you get a wurm to shift into her kaiju form to break you out.

>>43468450
Then she's no longer your maido.
>get a new meido so she has unlimited cuddle time
>not a Shogg ofc
>make her sit down and cuddle while the new meido cleans
> 'not as good as she would'

>>43468479
>wurm with oversized can opener

>>43468472
Turning a yandere kiki into a broodmother will calm her down.

>>43468479
I forgot dragon types can still do that, that they’re like on some dragon maid shit.

>>43468442
>implying a Gremlin won't just take it as a challenge and make her own mecha to fight yours, raping you inside the cockpit once she totals yours

>>43468479
Wurm's kaiju form is just her on stilts
How does she even use stilts when she's got no legs this doesn't make any goddamn sense

OTHERWORLDLY WOMEN.

>>43468471
Even if he's contacted for X number of extra issues, doing one every 6 months isn't an escape.
And losing the momentum on the manga probably hasn't helped to bring out S.2 anime, and he's not making money slow-milking a Patreon like Game Devs, so eventually he and Monmusu will both starve.

Krakens are the reasons movie theatres in Nevia don't show horror movies anymore..

adult employed woman... erotic.
Househusband correction is needed

>>43468507
>>43468479
>Wurm Kaiju vs Man Mecha vs Gremlin Gundam
Pacific Rim 2 is shaping up real good

>>43468515
Thigh sex with the mage mistress

>>43468538
Pacific Rim 3: The Kaiju Rimming...
>Now its a porno theatre

>>43468552
Oi

>>43468533
>making money slow-milking a Patreon like Game Dev
If thsts a reference to kc , I thought that kc still worked as a salaryman.

>shog asks me if I want "shoghetti"
>brings me a plate of whipping purple tentacles slathered with a transluscent starry sauce
>the meatballs are eyes... that are looking back at me
Yeah, I'm... not eating this. I'm just gonna ah... just gonna order a pizza instead.

>>43468533
I mean publishers can just pass for whatever he wants to do next

>>43468496
>calm them down
>he doesnt know the real reason why his ex-Cleaner kiki sent their kids to visit granny Baba yaga

>>43468599
This is a hag body

>>43468597
Not directly, there are a lot worse cases of Game Devs getting Patreonitis than KC.

>>43468600
>Yeah, I'm... not eating this
And make her cry?!

>>43468421
Yeah, I could even a Centaurs Life girl like Hime.
>pic is shit because phoneposting

>>43468483
>Get a new maid
Lowkey cuckold vibes. The servant/wife relationship does get especially weird with kikis though.

>>43468597
I doubt KC makes enough on Patreon with the game to really extend it into a Yandere dev situation. Besides he has actually completed large projects like books/world guides before that have been decently profitable so I doubt he's the type to stretch something out for cash. What's more likely for this situation is that this is the first actual game he's made and he's basically doing it alone so it's taking a while to finish. Besides the one autist who keeps repeating this line in the thread is making a bad faith argument off of some kind of neuroses around MGE and KC anyways so anything he says should be taken with a grain of salt.

>>43468630
Dude, I am NOT eating an animate part of my maid she put on a plate also made of her living body. That's fucking insane! I'm a human, I need normal food. REAL food. I don't eat eyeballs and tendrils that have mouths on them. Ever since I got a Shog I noticed her trying to replace things in my fridge with herself and had to make her stop. From now on I might as well cook all my meals myself and order her not to interfere when she insists on doing it, I know she'll just replace it with herself. She has no choice but to listen to me anyway, I'M the master.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm ordering a pizza cause I'm not eating her Shoghetti.

>>43468677
You deserve correction.

>>43468630
That's the problem with going Shogg - shoggetti, shogg-toilets, the whole gooey thing - its full commitment.
At least with other Mamonos if her cooking is bad you can both go eat out, even if your Hebi starts getting jealous at the staff or other patrons.
>try the Dragontail steak, rare, with mushrooms and sauteed vegetables

>>43468677
>Anon phones for pizza
>Shoggy phones for Dr.Flayer
You will own a Shoggy and eat the shog-goo and be happy...

>>43468669
While some people seem butt hurt over it I honestly enjoy his monthly Q&A. I donate to KC because I legitimately enjoy his setting. I don't get why some people that obviously don't seem so fixated with it.

>>43468708
>>43468732
I deserve correction because I don't want to eat eyeballs? That's retarded. I am not eating Shog-goo. Nobody can make me.

>>43468615
That's the best type of body

>>43468742
You WILL eat it even if she has to hold you down and force you to.

>>43468669
>he has actually completed large projects like books/world guides before
These are not similiar at all.

>>43468162
Remember thst one doujin where dio's and jotaro's stands trap her in the hyperbolic time chamber and rape her?

>>43468805
Seem same to me

Summer heat's so hot

I don't get it, I'm aiming my handgun right at this Salamander but she's still approaching me and licking her lips deviously! That's it, I'm gonna shoot!

>Captured and enslaved
>Auctioned on slave market
>Sold to a wealthy rata
>Typical rata with petite build
>Not quite loli, more of a older teen physique
>Tasked with brushing her tail 3 times a day and housework
>Can be incredibly demanding on you and domineering
>Refuses to be lewd around you
Good thing is, with minimal effort, even something as small as giving her a hug, or caressing her cheek, she'll melt in your arms and drop the attitude. She's weak to physical touch, and once you court her, she'll be a loving wife. But she can still turn on the dom if you ever want that. Though once you turn it on a second time, it'll be very hard to snap her out of it ever again

>>43468741
That's fair, the issue is that the patreon was launched along with the game and him saying that it's funding the english translation of it gave people the impression that patreon is mainly for the game - which would obviously mean that it's terrible value for your money if you don't care about the rest.

>>43468599
She should put on some clothes, what if there's children nearby?

>>43468918
She'd be bullied for being so prudish and wearing so much.

>>43468915
Didn't it start before the game as an English version of his Enty account?

>>43468915
I never cared about the game. Frankly I don't think rpg is an appropriate gane type for this.

We're these threads the sane when they were on /a/?

>>43468864
I don't care, I have no interest in people who bought me or consider me as propriety. I will do as asked and nothing more, waiting for death by old age. If She tries anything, I gouged my eye out and rope my self as a sign of protest.

>>43468954
/a/ is a really fast board compared to /jp/ so we went through each thread really quickly, the focus on MGE was way lesser and we had legendary writefags like Bromont and Thunderbrother

>>43468954
Sometimes. They were at their best when they were sporadic or weekly, I think. There's been some level of shitposting for most of the thread history, though.

>>43468954
I honestly don't remember it has been too long.

>>43468962
Based stoic slave. Stoicism is the only way to protest against slavery.

>>43468421
What about KC Centaur in his current style?

>>43468954
>>>/a/252463327

>>43468864
I hope you enjoy your fantasy, but everything about this sounds awful to me.

>>43469012
This, slave men bad, slave Mamono good.

>>43468864
Nice

>>43468962
I am the opposite, I would lovingly eat my mistresses peaches for hours, brushing hair tail with care until she lets her guard down and then I would molest her paw beans. I might be a slave but I will take my place and be defiant in my own way.

>>43469034
Your defiance is hedonism but fall flat in long term, You will end up with a loving family and wife but defeated. Mine is a true win, even if I'm alone and forgotten in my death bed, I remain unbroken.

thoughts on the cait sith?

>>43469054
Such a horrible fate, being a slave and father to a bunch of Hellpups, having to rub my pregnant masters paws. Truly a horrific fate.

>>43469060
>>>/trash/
There, that's the reply you wanted, didn't you?

>>43469065
Maybe not for You but to me, yes.

>>43469054
You're cold with disappointment while I'm drowning in the next room
The last contagious victim of this plague between us
I'm sick with apprehension, I'm crippled from exhaustion
And I dread the moment when you finally come to kill me

>>43469065
I want to be the designated tail brusher for either a rich fox or the anubis captain of the pharaoh's guard.

The only downside to a rata is they stash nuts everywhere. Now, this wouldn't be a problem, but she puts them in weird places and then forgets about them.
>open sugar jar for some in your tea
>Sugar replaced with hazelnuts
>go to grab remote
>batteries replaced with almonds
>etc etc
No matter how much you complain, she doesn't stop.

The other downside is eating nuts in bed, leaving crumbs behind. Thankfully, this one is more correctable as you'll start sleeping nude together, and she won't enjoy peanut skins getting in her tail and salt scratching at her skin.

>>43469060
I'm bummed this guy hasn't made anything new.

I wanna be Satyros' designated driver.

>>43466455
>>43466465

I just interpreted that KC's Q&A that way because it turns me on to be my wife's property. But in truth KC never said that. He just says your wife is acknowledged to be able to rape you whenever she wants and that you are treated respectfully as part of your Ocelomeh's family and integrated into the community. Dont let my take, take away from your enjoyment of Azcat.

>>43469130
>She's driving me nuts

>>43469137
I have no idea why you are so hung up on this like it matters.

>>43468864
I would feel sad that she didn't want me to be honest

>get bought at auction
>get delivered to front door of some mansion
>timidly ring the bell
>immediately get picked up
>get put on lap
>this is your life now
There you go

>>43469141
Hung up? I am not the one saying a MG is off to me because of what another anon wrote.

>>43469034
I don't mind the idea of being bought by a MG as a love slave, but I have to feel loved. That rata would make me feel horrible

>>43469163
I thought you were the anon obsessed with oclemoh lore.

>>43469054
Rape correction bait

>>43469162
God I wish I was bought by an old loving but extremely dominant girl as a pet/love slave

>>43469137
How do you escape that?

>>43469137
>acknowledged to be able to rape you whenever she wants
Already too much anyway

>>43469187
There are plenty of maledom heavy and in between girls if you don't want one of the extreme femdom breeds.

>>43469187
Anon, it's ""rape"", not actual rape.

>>43469162
I'm only in my 20s, Ms Vampire is 674. She's a pedophile