/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43458909
尻を引っ叩きたい

emersing

>>43458909
OP i need the artist of picrelated please

>>43458909
nice booty

>>43459171
６本指なのに？

>>43459269
６本目はどこ？

how to read 鬼強

>>43459310
腕もったら１指は中に入るとおもうんだけど

かいがいではちがうのん？

>>43459348
腕を組んでる時に５本指で握るのは自然と思うけどそんなおかしい？

>>43459333
おにつよ

>>43459396
どんな手してるのん

かいがいの手をまじまじとみたことがないんだけど

すくなくともにほんでは１指は短いよ

Is there already an easy way to mine from a light novel and an audiobook simultaneously?
I want to have the text of a sentence on the front of the card and the audio of the same sentence on the back of the card.

>>43459565
私には一本が短く見えるよ

i'm like a week into rtk and i'm getting fucked by the stroke order of certain kanjis when they're used as primitives (like 水). is there some rule it or should i just be double checking using jisho constantly?

>>43459619
do you plan on living in jp or why do you bother learning to write?

i spent months on stroke order and forgot it all a year later

>>43459619
bro what stroke order are you larping a time slip or something and can't use a computer or a smartphone? the only necessary stroke order for modern-day Japanese is down and up and down and up and so on when you're reading eroge

外国人(主に英語を使っている人)の日本語は読みがたい

何が言いたいとかよく分からない

>>43459638
>>43459653
i really like the script and want to be able to write for myself
i'd even be willing to sacrifice some ability in actually speaking it (not like i'm likely to ever really get the chance to except during short stays over there) if it means i can write by hand

>>43459665
>i'd even be willing to sacrifice some ability in actually speaking
well, at least you are aware of the consequences

自分がいうこと？

>>43459619
If you can write the kanji, ignore the stroke order. You may naturally change it with more experience, but there's a good deal of kanji I write how I see fit because it's more natural. It's not like I use a brush so it really doesn't matter.

>>43459665
ok sounds fair

>>43459664
投稿がお気に召さなかったようで申し訳ありません。何か具体的な提案があれば教えていただけますか？今後の投稿の改善に役立てたいと思っています。

why does 舐める mean both to lick and to look down upon like how are they even remotely related

>>43459792
具体的には説明する事が難しいですが漢字の理解力が他のアジアの国に比べるとその使いがやはり気になるものですね。それにしてもいきなり尊敬語で問えるのはびっくりしました(笑)、ご楽に言ってください~

>>43459827
「やさしい日本語」文法12の規則

外国人が的確な行動を起こせる表現のための
「やさしい日本語」は12の文法規則から成る

（１）難しいことばを避け、簡単な語を使う
日本語能力検定試験の旧4級と3級の約2000語を使用
（「火災が発生しました」を、
火事がおきました」に言い換える程度）

（２）１文を短くする
（平仮名だけで書いたとして、24文字以内を目指す）

（３）災害時によく使われることばや知っておいた方が
よいことばは、そのまま使う
（たとえば津波、震度、余震、避難所等には説明を加えて使う）

（４）カタカナ外来語はできるだけ使わないようにする
ダイヤル（原語とは意味が違うので通じないため）
ライフライン（原語とは意味が違うので誤解を招くため）
デマ（原語では行われない省略なので意味が通じないため）

（５）擬態語や擬音語は使わない

（６）動詞を名詞化した表現はわかりにくいので動詞文にする
（「壁に割れを見つけたら」のような表現のこと。
名詞になっている「割れ」を「割れたところ」と、動詞にして伝える）

（７）あいまいな表現は避ける

（８）二重否定の表現は避ける
（「飲めないことはない」といったような表現のこと）

（９）文末表現はなるべく統一する
（指示や注意喚起、可能なことなどを確実に伝えるため）

（10）ことばのまとまりを認識しやすいよう短いポーズを多く用いる

（11）使用する漢字や漢字の使用量に注意する
（一文あたり３から４字が目安）また、全ての漢字にルビを振る

（12）ローマ字は使わないようにする

i cringe whenever i see some gayjin use 笑 lol

>>43459840
www

>>43459834
そんな規則があるとは思わなかった(素)

>>43459840
仕方ないねぇ

>>43459840
笑

>>43459840
i kek whenever i see anyone use it because the top ケケ looks like kek

kusa kusa

ビッグ草

nigger

>>43460142
69M

>>43459619
the rtk
based

>>43457282
Lelddit is teeming with eternal dekinais and lazy faggots who want to skip as many parts of the language as possible. It's sad to see really. Imagine if someone learning English asked shit like "Do I have to learn the subjunctive?", or "Can I skip phrasal verbs?"

acquiring japanese feels like playing a gachage or mmo you can't rush your progression and are forced to do your dailies every day

only people who ever made it were rtk chads

>>43459619
>rtk
Congratulations, you fell for the meme. As your reward, I'll explain.
Stroke orders can be guessed like 98% of the time from the basic rules. The rest is learning patterns of the runes' parts (e.g. 兆 goes big curve, 2 small marks, big curve, 2 small marks, 業 goes 2 small marks in the center, 2 on the sides, 羊, left diagonal, right diagonal, 父 goes left diagonal, right, left, right). Anything with 臼 sucks because because fuck you though (興, 與, 歃).

rtk is retarded but you thinking rtk is about stroke order is even more retarded

joing after doing anki to create a positive association isn't working i often even feel like i'm forcing myself to jo afterward and don't feel too good so i think this experiment is a fail

find better porn have you tried the wonderful world of msgk?

>>43460416
just do anki when you're walking or cooking or something it's not that hard wtf

do the mobile versions of anki support addons

>>43460416
try negative reinforcement every time you dont do your reps punch yourself in the balls

>>43460437
wtf? sounds like something abnormal happened or he was using a really high volume or something

>>43460437
audio normalization is a solved problem, redditards redditarding

>>43460437
ive had headphones on me almost all the time when i go outside for like 15 years and i have no ringing, youre not supposed to crank the volume to the point where it fucks up your ears. also i dont know what he means by "passive" listening but you are still supposed to pay attention to the thing youre listening to, otherwise theres no point. listening to shit wihle sleeping is also pointless, you cant learn while sleeping.

this is a typo, right?

post it

>>43460517
lol no

>>43460437
is there a word for such an extreme reddit mid-wit moment?

a native made that typo so it's correct

>>43460527

just started back up a month ago

>>43460437
i used to put volume at max all the time because it gave me the best focus but thankfully i stopped before my hearing ever got bad

is the "gaijin hug a lot" meme real? whenever i think mc is gonna hug some girl to comfort her he just spills sphaghetti all over instead

>>43460629
literally only americas hug, nowhere in the world do people hug unless literally best friends and female

>>43460637
but in south america and the middle east men will literally kiss each other

>>43460642
i meant southern europe i'm retarded

>>43460642
pic related
and do they also hug in middle east?

お酒は毒薬、飲みません！

>>43460650
italians are from new york that doesn't count

dam i miss new york
gonna go get some bagels and coffee

>>43460758
Must suck not being around your tribe all the time.

What's the best no BS place to learn about JET? I'm interested it but don't really know much about it other than horror stories from social retards who go there thinking they weeb out or w/e.

>>43460818
from vinnies

hai hai minna-san
seki ni tsuite

>>43460818
No clue, I'm participating it in this year and I'm completely blind to it. Didn't join any faggy discords I was invited to. I'm not going converse with a single westerner once I'm in Japan and I will have to rely solely on my shitty N3 level Japanese to survive in whatever tiny fishing village I'm thrown into.

>>43460818
>>43460941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It1YMg3b-AY

>松明　たいまつ
>松井　まつい
epic

goood afternoon

yoooo my waifu watching my oshi, dreams come true!

immersion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU9_n3vd6-0

>>43460966
it's always まつ 松明 is just the word where it's weird

>>43460941
Have you already applied/been accepted? I can't do it myself because I don't have an associates degree but going to start classes this fall but doing JET is appealing just from a "paid vacation" perspective.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9McHomzk7I&ab_channel=KaelaKovalskiaCh.hololive-ID

What a nice song with easy Nihongo!

this is a very beginner question but here it goes
こいつを見ます is it supposed to be wo or ha?
I'm not sure if the watashi ha is implied here which is why it should be wo or because its not there it should be ha

>>43461015
>365日
weak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm3oRBhnk-0

>>43461025
を is wo if that's what you're asking

>>43460629
chick once tried to force a hug on me
i just kind of stood there and tried to wiggle out
she then started crying
i approve of the japanese no hug policy

>>43461044
no I am asking is it grammatically correct for it to be wo instead of ha in there?
and if so what is the reasoning? is the watashi ha implied to come before the koitsu?
I refuse to take ages to write this in japanese because I still dont know how to make microsoft let me write in it and with kanji

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aEqW7We_460svvp9.webm

lmfao

>>43461071
The difference between wo and wa is him being seen and him seeing. The particles just do different things, your question is confusing.

>>43461087
Where did you find this clip of the moment my marriage fell apart?

>>43461025
dont try to understand particles until you are at least N2, they are the hardest part of japanese

>>43461001
Yes I'm accepted after being wait listed last year but I still don't know where I'm being placed. Also I have zero teaching experience so I'm sure that will be fun. I'm sure all they want is a charismatic(which I'm not) English speaking monkey to dance for the class.

>>43461091
oh okay so basically if it was ha it implies he is seeing but with wo it is him being seen by someone else (the implication being I/me)

>>43461071
yes its correct
you use は when you're clarifying the topic or making a comparison
the fact that は wasn't used means the topic is something else, which we don't know without context

>>43461117
my friend who did jet said the teacher told them to fuck off and they chilled in the teachers lounge all day

>>43461120
Bruh just look up what sentences particles do.

>>43461120
less grammar autism more reading

>>43461117
Seems kind of fun to be a gaijin telling young kids about what it's like in w/e english speaking country you're from. Gaslight the teacher about certain things too.

>>43461157
I know what they do nigga
>>43461162
hai sensei sama

匙はすべて、お任せください

>>43461087
whats it from?

>>43461163
giving JSs private tutoring and grooming them

>>43461176
If you know what they do, where's the confusion?

>>43461180
kaseifu no mitazono

>>43461188
the confusion came from my friend who asked because I have no idea what they exactly wanted the sentence to say

>>43461134
Conversely I heard from a friend that his friend did it about 5 years ago and she had to do everything on her own becuase the English teacher barely knew English and gave up trying to teach after a few weeks.

>>43461197
So are you asking us what you friend was trying to say?

>yeah i'm merely asking for a friend haha

>>43461206
kek just forget it anon
I learned that she used google translate for her sentence and knowing google translate can be wrong I decided to ask here

素敵な色ですね

>>43461258
>He thinks the people in this thread know Japanese!
roru

rumao

>>43461087
kek this is gonna be me in 20 years

>>43460637
>nowhere in the world do people hug unless literally best friends and female
fuck you.
t. spic

>jolibee
i always knew djt full of filthy flips

i'm the only white person on djt
everyone else is chinese or somalian

just got my copy of zelda, ikz

>>43461117
protips:
>don't stare at people. eye contact makes nips nervous. this includes your colleagues
>do not correct the teacher or students in front of others. don't say 'that's incorrect'. to be told you're wrong makes you look like an idiot and brings sheimu ando dishonoru upon neimu
>if you need to correct anyone's pronunciation, just echo a corrected version of their answer or something
>some faggot posted online that they used to correct the teacher's mistakes on the blackboard behind their back. if you plan to do that don't get caught out

>>43461368
>somalian
how did you know?

今日のばんごはんはチキンカツ４枚だ

>>43461025
It could be literally any particle.

>>43461296
they have jollibee in america now too yknow
also phone autocorrects jollibee to hololive lol

Why does 読みがたい mean 'it's difficult to read'?
I know 読みたい would mean I want to read, but why does adding a が there change the meaning in such a way?

sure wish there was a retiming script that actually worked properly

>>43461661
its adding gatai to the masu stem retard

>>43461661
がたい is the word 難い(かたい) which means difficult

>>43461661
It's 読み plus 難い
Just like 得難い is something hard to come by
ありがたい (有る plus 難い) is something that can't be taken for granted, so you should be thankful

>>43461661
study grammar idiot
dont just put shit into google translate

Why does adding "g" to the word "ate" change the meaning in such a way?

>>43461661
難い

>>43461686
>ありがたい (有る plus 難い) is something that can't be taken for granted, so you should be thankful
holy shit, is it?

>>43461675
>>43461683
>>43461686
oooooh I'm retarded yeah now I see fhanks

>>43461687
I try my 頑張る、 アノン 先生

>>43461666
that has nothing to do with my retiming script. that shit is in the subs before and after, it's basically some weird encodings for chinese characters. i think episu made something that actually fixed these by deciding them but you might be better off just downloading different subs for that show

あぁぁぁぁぁ俺もこんな風に妹とキスしたいんじゃあ

>>43461713
>that has nothing to do with my retiming script.
Well the subtitles display fine before running it through the script, so if the script that exists to retime japanese subtitles for japanese learners isn't able to handle a good chunk of the japanese subtitles out there that need to be retimed, it's kind of a problem. many shows don't HAVE other subs to download.

>>43461734
post the original file before retiming. i guarantee you that junk in your screenshot is in there

just use z and x like a regular person

just dont use subs like a non crippled person

>>43461727
Anon this is some seriously gay shit can you please stop posting it? Thanks.

wanting to breed your sister is as straight as it gets

>>43461749
>>43461749
Shit you're right that's my bad, the subtitle had the same naming scheme as the previous file that worked fine, where I was just changing the delay via console with so I expected it to be the same.

Shit like this is why I stopped watching anime regularly and have just been watching variety for years.

also lol dunno what's wrong with my mpv screenshot settings that it adds that black shit

Is there a list of common things to slap onto verb stems somewhere? Stuff like -masu, -mashou, -masen, etc.

>>43461780
>have just been watching variety for years.
any recs?

>>43461789
https://streamable.com/w2ocje

sometimes i wish we could get some real beginners itt and not this bait shit

>>43461789
yeah right here *slaps cock in your face*

>>43461881
I am a real beginner and I'm struggling with amount of new anki cards otherwise chilling.

how much of a "fake beginner" are you and how much of this do you "understand"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMe8boyx-vQ

i dont even understand english "rap"

>>43461907
i understand he's an uke

>>43461881
Everytime I ask a question here as a beginner all I get are ironic responses which are not helpful at all.
I mean, I don't mind a few ironic responses as long as I eventually get an actual answer, or at least a hint to an answer, but that usually doesn't happen.
So I very rarely bother to ask anything, since I know I won't get an answer anyway.

>>43461134
>>43461001
>>43460941
>>43460818
What is JET?

its a type of plane

bro doesnt know what a jet is (笑)

is there an anki deck for Remember the Japanese Characters(couldn't find one)? if not, what's the best one? RTK keywords are too different I think

>>43462007
>or at least a hint to an answer

pic related is enough for 99.999% of shit and the rest is crap that only ciaran can answer but refuses to so there is no point asking here

>>43462021

>>43462033
just do the rtk based
it is widely considered the best by gods and men

>>43462033
https://files.catbox.moe/pycyi2.apkg
this is the one i've been using

>>43462033
Wanikani is good if you just wanna learn kanji, at least until you get sick of it having zero leeway with its translations of words.

>>43462058
>>43462021
>>43462033
>>43462057

>>43462053
certain keywords don't match

>>43462080
that's god punishing you for not listening to the teaching of heisig

>>43462075
>Come into a thread
>Offer nothing but condescension and derision
>Refuse to just fuck off somewhere else
Tripfags I swear.

he's just playing surrogate jamal

>>43462075
i make my own cards; i just use the deck the in conjunction with it
i review my cards two days after making them and the anki deck is 5 days behind my "real" cards so i'm already familiar with them by the time i see them there for the first time

>>43462075
you're just jealous cuz it takes rtk chads less than ten years to reach n1

>>43462087

>>43462117
*with them

>>43462125
the based

now that its been 3 years are any of the tripfags fluent yet

>>43462139
They're not even fluent in English yet, nevermind Japanese.

>>43462117
i'm genuinely concerned for you anon

>>43462148
Whats the over/under on you finally passing the jlpt?

>>43462161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VKjz6ShKQw

Mi

>>43461713
>i think episu made something that actually fixed these by deciding them
do you know where to find this? have had issues with these kinds of broken subs as well. tried searching but had no luck.

Is there some place with a good example set of kanji that's handwritten with normal ass pen or pencil? Trying to mimic computer fonts and brush examples has been shit.

>>43462057
checked it out, would be nice if I was using rtk

woah...

garbage thread

>>43461368
im half scandinavian half german

>>43462462
So you're only half Somalian then.

>>43462044
stfu noob

its been one whole month since misas last video...

give her time she's recovering after the dp scenes

>>43462551
analcream doesnt know japanese

retarded 1st grader>qm>nuke>anacreon

only moe can save djt

how am i supposed to read more when i cant read

o shit what are some things i could read for more work vocab

i had a japanese interview and they said i'm on the edge of where they want me to be in terms of speaking, so they're giving me another interview in a few weeks.
want to grind a shitton so i can speak better. would it just be better to talk to natives online about anything and immerse in what i was already watching or is there some good work-related shit out there


Thank you for reading my reddit post.

>>43462624
Go find a Japanese forum and shitpost.

>>43462619
watch more (with 日本語 subs)

>>43462619
manga

>>43461881
same

>>43462485
Gladwell fans are hilarious.

>>43462044
the only thing i refuse to answer is the source of jidaigeki streamables

>>43462369
not in pencil but how this?

>>43462619
anime subtitles and manga

>>43462021
Japanese English Teachers. The program that flies out people from other countries to be teachers assistants for english classes where the only requirement is to have a bachelors degree (in anything) and not fail the interview.

>>43462677
not true

>>43462604
no one misses him

i miss him

ya cuz ur a nobody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY&ab_channel=blink182VEVO

me rn fr fr

>>43462713
>>43462715
>>43462721
get help

u sound mad bro

>>43462711
what else have i refused to answer

i dont know who moe is but i know more japanese than all of you

moe knows more japanese than you

>>43462735
we both know the answer

>>43462751
i really dont
seems like you're the only one refusing to answer here!

>>43462759
learned it from the master

>>43462762
jamal?

master not master of the master

so what happened with that whole vinny getting doxxed and canceled by qm thing?

miss QuizMaster

Even Ciaran admits QM is the king of DJT

>>43462286
this project seems to have a lot of them mapped out, just a simple find/replace from this probably

https://github.com/xtne6f/TVCaptionMod2/blob/master/gaiji/TVCaptionMod2_Gaiji_std.txt

>>43462796
no one misses qm

ciaran says you cant learn japanese without taking it up the ass while wasted on drugs

gonna need morbido guy's input on that before i can form an opinion

>>43462882
damn don't know much about this ciaran character but i just lost all respect for him

>>43462891
same

>>43462736
oh yeah? then write all the kanji on stream

>i know japanese
>>write chinese on stream
???

>knows japanese
>can only write kana
kek

>>43462911
the jomon empire conquered chyna and gave them their writing system, they then lied about it because thats what chynese do

>>43462678
Hmm, guess it's closer to what I want.
This looks like it's based on the same data as the stroke order font, which I had forgotten about till just now.

>>43462931
>This looks like it's based
true

>>43462881
only nobodies dont miss him

>>43462931
it's from jisho, search a kanji and #kanji
ex. 空港 #kanji
or click on the right side if it comes up while searching a word

Can someone clarify to me why in Jisho some kunyomi readings have dots in them, what do they mean?

>>43462970
okurigana

why do people in this thread always talk about themselves in third person

>>43462970
try writing out some of those words

>>43462977
ask yourself that

owned

quizmaster has the biggest dick in this thread

bros I think qm is leveling up his nihongo again #scaredandexcited

>>43463000
proofs?

>>43462997
*qms bull

>>43462976
>>43462980
Thanks, here's Miorine

>>43462997
>>43463000
we're getting raided

ur moms getting raided

by qm

>>43462946
u sound mad bro

>>43463006
im a namefag stonk insider trader

>>43459664
>外国人
>Foreigners is literally Outside Country People
You motherfuckers were telling learning kanji in isolation is not worth it, lmao, you tricksters.

>>43463030
the rtk
based

>>43463028
u sound obsessed bro

rtkchads cant stop winning

i only dickride namefags who arent from a third world country
so no one from djt

>>43463035
What's RTK? I just make my own cards.

>>43463043
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_Television_of_Kosovo

>>43463042
what's a first world country to you

>>43463052
I am surprised it had radio television.

What's the default anki review numbers and why do guides suggest more? Wont one get overwhelmed?

>>43463066
the guides were made by people who know jack shit

because thats retarded review cards when they're due and control number of reps with new cards

>>43463068
Then why do you keep posting them in every thread?

>>43463077
i don't though

>>43463080
your name is Anonymous and the guy who posts them is also Anonymous

a lot of 詐欺師s in this sure

gottem

so apparently dark jew tower is dying and i'm happy to hear it

Is learning Japanese not dissimilar to learning how to play mahjong?

>>43463101
can't believe that people ever gave him money when he used to host japanese dictionaries on mega for free

>>43463101
how dare you impugn the divine providence of matt with your filthy lying cards

>>43463108
this but with qm

>>43463101
tfw no ペッタン娘ペテン師 gf

>>43463057
japan

remember when queef begged for donations in the thread so he could buy a new onahole?

>>43463145
gross

still can't believe jamal thought dizzing qm on that point was a smart move lmao, a man should be able to do what he wants

remember when qm destroyed that one guy's life?

>>43463103
you mean that only lesbians and yakuza can do it?
yes

>>43463103
You can at least get a gf with Japanese if you try hard enough. Mahjong only causes suffering, even when you win.

>>43463158
his own when he married that girl who had been blacked?

>>43463158
that was qm's dad lmao

this thread is shit
gonna go watch hidamari

wonder what little reinhart thinks about his father being a piece of shit slav pigdog and his mother being a condom virgin whore

dont remember any of this shit
musta been busy living

why are there so many qm dicksuckers all of a sudden was there more drama in their containment server?

little reinhart will be a nukindeta loli onahoru tsukai once he grows up

qm?



based.

feel sorry for people who waste their autism memorizing every "epic" trivial moment and namefag on djt
like damn u should live for something more that that bro

>>43463191
no he will be an 男の娘 onahole

>>43462405
>(I) went
>I went
>I went

>>43463200
>he has to consciously try to memorize things

>>43463166
>married that girl who had been blacked
is this real? holy shit and he had a kid with her fucking cringe. also he doxxes and cancels people irl

>>43463200
are you really pretending you don't also have all that djt trivia memorized without using anki?

>>43463211
>he had a kid with her
well he is raising her kid

>>43463210
ur still wasting ur autism quit bragging about being an encyclopedia of useless garbage
>>43463213
no i wasted my autism modding skyrim instead

>>43463211
>>43463216
no.... i don't believe it.....
not quizmaster... i thought he was based.... fuck man

i just remember all the trivia instinctively i dont have to look anything up

>>43463098
what happened?

you had to be there + if you know japanese you know + ratioed

ya see u programmed ur brain to think this trash was important
u have to tell ur brain to stop caring

>>43463234
apparently lots of banned posts and that explains the influx of retards here

queef is over

>>43463225
why would you ever think that?

i remember everything garbage or not

i remember quizzing quiz and he didn't know the reading for uwaki lol

>>43463241
>qm cleans up the trash
>somehow this means his discord is dead

may as well post an english hololive girl while you are at it

>>43463253
wait he banned himself?

>>43463249
make sure to remember jesus's love for you

俺は雑魚なので俺実はホモだというのは誰も気づかないんだ。

if u remember everything then u know who i am

yea

a gay

damn ya got me

posting from my golden throne

miss dabbin on stinkmal

whatever happened to the flintstones dabber anyway

he got yabba dabba doo'd

>>43463170
scrolled through 200 posts since i was last here and this is the one post that made me laugh

imagine reading every post u miss in fucking djt
sad!

if you dont read like a retard it takes you a minute or two

its possible heutzutage

not saying it takes long
saying u have to be a retard to want to

after mae ni i dont trust any speedreader

it always makes me laugh when djters suggest i'm spending all my time obsessing over the thread

u do tho

it's just a tab i have open. i'm working and reading all the time

>>43463287
imagine checking the thread every minute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgCVkQhlScc
first time i thought kr girls are qt, wonder how much plastic surgery each of them has had

>>43463383
lmao true thats its own kind of pathetic

actually mined something from zelduh

>>43463415
literally posted here last month

bros, our ai overlords choose us

Google translate tells me what I wrote is correct for what I want to say but something about the 来るてい feels grammatically off to me

>>43463415
i didn't even know the word in english

>>43463475
lol

>>43463475
nah u got it

>>43463475
kanpeki da...

fuck my ass oniichan

>>43463415
you never heard of mitsubishi bro?

>>43463490
>>43463503
>>43463503
Now I dont know what to think....
Welp guess I'm wrong. What is the correct way then?

shut da fuck up

>>43463521
nope you're right, thats perfect japanese

>>43463526
Kek I just checked and it isn't
It should be 初めて for first time
So I am gonna rethink the sentence to be
ここは初めて日本に来る
I was thinking of adding くらい after 初めて but it may be redundant

>>43463584
thats perfect japanese

>>43463584
kampeki da...

>>43463592
>>43463602
You guys are really helpful. I'll ask somewhere else then because grammar is my weakest point with this language

>>43463620
if that's your weakest point your strong point must be beyond native level
what's your strongest point?

kys sasuga

>>43463584
>It should be 初めて for first time
I was thinking that and a few other things but since Im a beginner Im not fully sure
what's てい?
looking at it now, it seems like you just tried to switch english words with japanese. you can't do that

>>43463632
that's how they say "to" in japanese

>>43463620
watch videos on japanese grammar

ジャパニズイズアビューティーフルラングエジ

>>43463641
can you post where you heard that

>>43463625
Why am I being made fun of so hard? What even is the point of this thread then?
Anyway my strong point is mostly just recognizing kanji and how they should be read
>>43463632
That wasnt my intention but the てい in my head was to indicate I have come to japan and am still here
I dont know why my brain thought that works

>>43463667
>my strong point is mostly just recognizing kanji
u mixed up 始 and 初

read more

>>43463667
>Why am I being made fun of so hard?
most people here dont believe there's any point in writing japanese sentences when you have no idea what you're doing because it only creates bad habits and you clearly dont know any japanese so it's kinda retarded to try

>>43463592
>>43463602
日本は初めてです
Pls no bully I've learned my lesson

>>43463667
start watching cure dolly's videos on grammar(long term) and watch some on imersion and start immersing, you can start by watching things with english subs and then watch them with japanese subs

What are these people called? If there's a name. Also, is there a name for the outfit they wear? I usually see it on zombies with talismans on them

ちょうむかつく

none of you know japanese

>>43463686
filtered

>>43463686
キョンシー

>>43463694
Knowing anything for certain is impossible.

>>43463686
僵屍

>>43463675
I did yes...usually I do well
>>43463677
Eh I have only been learning for like less than a month and I want to try out sentences so I can get more comfortable with it
I feel like if I can get the grammar down then the rest would be easy peasy but holy shit japanese grammar makes no sense
>>43463682
My lessons take up like 3-4 hours of my day without intending to because I'm a brainlet
After that I have no energy for anything else man

>>43463704
dont care

>>43463704
>After that I have no energy for anything else man
don't "study", just enjoy things that you do normally but in Japanese and gradually get rid of anything that isn't japanese

>>43463713
get rid of yourself

>>43463713
Okay so play all my vidya in japanese and not understand how to progress at all
Watch my anime with japanese subtitles so I also don't understand the plot
Oh and eat natto everyday, got it!

>>43463720
if you think there's an alternative you are mistaken

>>43463720
gradually.
you use things like textractor and yomichan when you need to figure out what a word means
>Oh and eat natto everyday, got it!
precisely

>>43463724
you dont know japanese

>>43463729
true, but moe does

>>43463724
I mean I know thats the case because its how I learned English as a kid so I wouldn't turn out to become an ESL
I'll try to make my daily study schedule smaller so I can actually have the energy to enjoy 'immersion'

https://vocaroo.com/cEymPFoA8he

>>43463739
mary never recovered

>>43463739
jamal was such a meanie

rare based jamal moment

>study is not related to language acquisition
(correct) use is a definitely the way to go, but you can't use what you don't know.
ps: looking up shit counts as studying.

brehs, she's no longer a loli :(

https://vocaroo.com/3gYH3FFNq6U

How do you excuse your imprudence and ask how old someone is in konbini-go? Like zuzuben keigo. I've been trying to hide my power level but I really can't tell how old or gay this dude is and need to hear him talk moon. Free food is riding on it, I don't want to fuck him but his fit is what you'd expect from an expat. Santori, ichi ishi as the old saying goes.

>>43463704
>doesn't actually take the time to study the grammar
>"holy shit japanese grammar makes no sense"
lol

>>43463775
I spend most of my studies on grammar but yeah go off man

>implying it will make sense, ever
>like 4 conditional forms
>none of them meshes well with English's 4 conditionals

cant even remember why japanese grammar ever gave me trouble

>>43463764
You could say
>失礼ですが、お年をお伺いしてもよろしいでしょうか？
>私はあなたに恋愛感情を持っているように見せかければ、飲み物をタダでいただけると考えたので、お尋ねしています。

>>43463818
Then grammar should be easy. In fact, it very well might be the most straightforward part of learning Japanese (despite none of djt understanding it).

>お伺いしても
my double keigo senses are tingling

>>43463825
>>43463826
I think its one of those things like when you speak English you're not thinking of all the grammar rules, it comes natural to you
same goes for japanese

>>43463835
>he fell for the japanese peoeple don't double keigo meme
kek

>>43463818
what are you using to study grammar?

the secret most of the successful japanese learners dont want u to know is that japanese people dont know japanese

>>43463861
true true

>>43463686
https://youtu.be/TIgcVT4SfGw?t=87

>>43463860
renshuu but I really feel like its grammar department is sorely lacking
I mean I like everything else about it and the fact it gives quizzes with random sentences that you need to give a multiple choice answer to
Its just that the explanations it gives for grammar stuff is really bad. Is there anything else like it?

Are 手応え and 口答え related (as in 'answer with your mouth' = argue back, 'answer with your hands' = fight back)?

do you think of 固い、堅い、硬い as one word? we often use one word in many different ways too so i'm not sure if it's better to treat this as one word that can be visually emphasized through kanji or treat it like 3 words

>>43463878
yes

>>43463872
never heard of that

>>43463872
>renshuu
good artist

i consider my chinpo 堅い、not 硬い

>Renshuu
>Beginner Sentence
かの じょ は わたし の せい こう を いわ って くれた

>Advanced Sentence
彼 女 は 私 の 成 功 を 祝 って くれた

>>43463937
The secret to Japanese's difficulty was the kanji all along.

曲 of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqjqGgfwpwc

目方 does not mean the direction you're looking at, which is pretty bullshit.

>>43463842
Rules help you to identify the structures you're dealing with and judge whether whether something is incorrect (you know, to avoid developing bad habits). You gradually stop thinking about them develop spontaneity as you get more used to the language.

>>43463960
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRtwk3ys5hc
my kyoku of the day

>>43463965
gay

>>43463960
One day I'll learn the reason for bullshit like this. I don't even understand it on a conceptual level.

>>43463937
Well i can fully read the beginner sentence but i fail at the first symbol of teh advanced one

this has been popping in my recs forever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnQBF2CIygg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfw693T_eCY

Discordが尚あるか？それ懐かしいなあ。。。

>>43463982
You need Anki in your life anon

>>43464024
he's never even read anything if he can't read every female character's third person pronoun, anki can't help him yet

>>43464024

Anon needs Nihongo From Zero or some shit if he cant read かのじょ

https://streamable.com/cp62l

>>43464040
Can't you read? He can read かのじょ, but he can't read 彼女.

>>43463484
Learned it from Konohana Kitan threads.

>>43464051
best post itt

>>43464051
Cute. Picked up.

holy shit this bussin fr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRtdQ81jPUQ

>>43463827
Too many words. Be impolite and concise. Also lel.

>>43464153
Ah, you're right. Politeness has never gotten anyone anywhere. Let me try again
>おい、オマエ何歳だ！？
>タダで飲み物くれるようにゲイっぽくしてるんだ！！

What's the correct way to punctuate "it's a little small isn't it?" in a playful tone
ちょっと小さいですね~, or ちょっと小さいですね~?

>>43464132
mad bussin frfr no cap

>>43464197
A question mark's unnecessary in this kind of sentence.

>>43464197
cause of the ね, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YF40001qGE

japs be like
>yeah my name is advance, whats yours?

>>43462058
>Wanikani is good if you just wanna learn kanji,
No. It's not. It can't even get that right, because even the radicals are wrong in wanikani.

>>43463484
How？