/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43447779
>Bouya...

It's Cheshire time

Big hag kots crawling unto your lap in public!

Ovaries bulging

>>43447786
I don't mind, She knows her places and have some nice fluffy ears to pet

wyvern? why not?

A few threads ago someone mentioned the idea of a succubus cafe. Considering that the succubus family of mamano includes banshees and kunoichis that cafe could be very interesting.

Remember my fellow faithful, the Cheif Goddess loves you all and is the ONLY path to salvation in this world.
Monsters will just use and probably eat you after or something, don't even think about running off with them. Report any monster you see to the inquisition before their taint spreads!
Remember if you as a man feel the urge to lay with a monster just pray away those feelings and remember that the Cheif Goddes is all the women you need! If it comes down to it she'll answer your prayers and send you down an angel to protect as long as your faith is unshakable!

Though of the day: The Chief Goddess protects their faithful like walls of a castle protects our righteous defenders!

>>43447797
(User has been thrown into the chesh pit for this pun)

Physically, at least, ocelomeh are peak cat. I like m'jinko more in terms of personality, but their build doesn't scream "kot" like azcat does.

>>43447591
It's unfortunate, but it's true.

>>43447825
I do like Jinko physique more, but Ocelomeh indeed gives more cat-like vibes.

>>43447817
Well okay, maybe they do eat you but it's not as bad as you're making it sound.

>>43447825
They allowed femdom, maledom and equal. Man and women have the same weight in their society. I like more and more those kots. I would import mine tho. Jungle is horrible.

>>43447825
>Physically, at least, ocelomeh are peak cat.

What reasons do you have for saying that?

>>43447848
>Man and women have the same weight in their society.

Didnt that same Q&A pretty much state husbands are considered to be the wive's property?

>>43447864
Don't sweat the details

>>43447864
Ah, didn't saw that post here. I hate tacos kot if true.

>>43447825
I bet they both do that silly hip wiggle before pouncing

Sex with loli profile girls

>she smokes
>she drinks
>she is violent
>she is debaucherous
Do oni have ANY appeal to speak of?

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43447881
>I smoke
>I drink a lot
>I'm violent
>I'm a living failure
More than me

I've become increasingly interested in jabberwock breath and how their tentacle mouths may have differently scented breaths.

>>43447864
Can someone confirm it?

>>43447881
Those 4 things, to start. Also: molestable horns.

I want a girl that can give me upsies.

>>43447918
I want a hellhound to lift me up by my armpits to show her friends how cut I am.

>>43447851
Mostly that fucking waist, but they also manage to look strong while still giving off that lithe feeling. They're built more like leopards or thin house cats, which is what I picture when someone says "cat."

>>43447932
>FUTA bulge
Not today Shlomo

Reminder to not enter zones that are too high level for you.

>>43447935
>How cut I'm
Based flayed anon.

I want some Wonderland cake.

>>43447935
>how cut i am
I don't think monsters want to celebrate men with circumcised pee pees

Why do monsters always telegraph their big 1 shot moves?

>>43447940
Anon... I think you need to take a break from internet.

>>43447874
I would be highly disappointed if any of the cats didn't do that. Much like I'd be disappointed if any of the canines didn't do the leg thing if you rub her just right.

>>43447897
Cool

Post your best pics of sphinxes!

>>43447975
Not too smart, at least not all of them yell out the names of their attack before doing it.

>>43447797
imagine the hugs

>>43447990
wing hugs are the best

>>43447948
>Enter high level zone to get married
>Damn rogue cheshire follows me around saving me from getting raped every time

>>43448009
How can I be of assistance, Miss?

>>43447900
>>43447872
>>43447866

>KC「The Ocelomeh have established villages and live a lifestyle based on their own values and religious beliefs.

>Compared to the Amazonesses, where life in villages is often conducted on a tribal basis, the Ocelomeh are more individualistic and tend to act as a family unit.

>This difference is also evident in the training of young warriors. In the case of the Amazonesses, a veteran warrior who is good at teaching will teach many children in the tribe how to fight, while in the case of the Ocelomeh, it is basically the mother who teaches her own children how to fight.

>Husbands who are united with an Ocelomeh are treated respectfully as members of that Ocelomeh's family and are usually integrated into the community.

>Except for being treated as a being to be devoured and violated by his wife when they mingle, men are not slighted in their daily lives, so they can play a special role in the community, start a store, etc. without problems.

Also:
>I wonder about the family dynamics of Ocelomeh. Like do they leave the child rearing to men like Amazons do, or are they more involved with the kids, how does that look overall and how the parents act when they're together with the children?



>KC「Amazonesses have a value system in which the roles of men and women are reversed, but this is not the case with Ocelomeh.

>In Ocelomeh society, child-rearing is not a man's job, and it is common for the husband and wife to always take care of the children together.

>The Ocelomeh are "mothers" to their children, and while they are motherly, they are also responsible for raising their children to be worthy warriors who are not ashamed to present themselves before the gods.

>She must set an example for her children by hunting with them from an early age and by showing them how to love their beloved prey, their husbands, with animal lust on a daily basis.

>This is one of the main reasons why the culture always has both husband and wife taking care of the children together.

In summary, unlike Amazons (men belong to the kitchen and at home) Ocelomehs dont split into gender roles and socially men and women are treated equally. The "so they can play a special role in the community" imply they can even hold political power (and by contrast imply amazonian men are banned from it). But the reason you are integrated into the community its explicitly becausr you are part of your wife's family unit as opposed to yourself and she is acknowledged to be able to just yank you and rape you at anytime. So it can be said she legally owns you.

>>43447975
They're trying to make it sporting. Let's be real, if Espinas-chan just did her thermobaric fireball or if miss Hinezumi just pulled out a Shin SHoryuken with no warning you would call bullshit and complain that it's impossible for humans to beat them.

>>43447975
To make it easier for me to deliberately run into the attack.

>>43448062
Anon, you're never going to get past stage one if you keep getting caught by the boss enemy's grapple to mating frenzy combo!

>>43447975
It looks cool. If you don't do it you are considered low value.

>>43448079
The rest of the party can move on if they want. I'll continue to attack the kitsune's illusions because I want to be hit with her kissing counterattack.

>>43447999
I need my daughters to take after a harpy with every fiber of my being

You wouldn't drink non-holstaur breast milk, right?

Anyone else got any good greentexts?
Looking to save as many stories as I can

get divebombed idiot.

>>43448135
I don't care if it burns my mouth I'll only drink milk from my hellhound waifu's nipples.

>>43448141
I'll divebomb straight into her gene pool

>>43448141
Jokes on you I leveled ADP.

>>43448017
I like the cat hat

>>43448141
Would a harpy dive bomb snatch first and use her legs to cushion your feet on landing? Seems to be the optimal way to get stolen by a harpy

>>43448141
>dodge rolls out of your hitbox

THIS JUST IN: Police have issued a manhunt for a deranged troublemaker who reportedly has stolen the written schedules of many innocent Anubi across MGC and purposely rewritten them into wrong orders or pruned things just to mess with said Anubu, causing panic and confusion among the OCD rich species who cry for justice to be done. Police reportedly spotted the man wearing a shirt bearing the Anarchy symbol and the words "Become Ungovernable" on the back. One witness also claims having seen him throwing garlic at a Vampire, leading police to believe he may in fact be a serial prankster tied to several other bullying cases linked across MGC.

>>43448203
>high crime in mgc is just bullying and mostly harmless pranks

>>43448216
>someone throws a pie in a lilim's face
>the news treats it as if it was an assassination attempt

>>43447948
I'm not planning to actually fight the dragon. I'll just sneak into her cave while she's out hunting, grab some of the shed scales off the floor, get out before she comes back, then run back to town and get them forged into endgame weapons and armor. It'll be fine.

>>43448240
I want to sneak into a dragon's cave, put a camera in her treasure mound, and take photos of her doing embarrassing things like singing her "boss theme" or hugging her Sir Knight body pillow while fantasizing about being made into a mere lizard.

I heard you're a furry anon I heard you liked fucking little animal people I heard you like women with animalistic features anon

>>43448227
That was a mass murder attempt; he destroyed the sides of almost a dozen people present.

>>43448264
>Footage of big scary Dragon practicing her evil speeches she has planned for the local village.

>>43447783
Too powerful.

>43448252
>43448258
End yourself human waste

>>43448227
I'm gonna be the guy that throws a pie at a lilim during a press interview, quickly do a lewd gesture as if I'm wanking and nutting on her face, and then run away

>>43448287

report and ignore the home

>>43448141
Man, that's a big looking Harpy

I guess the furfag is really mad now.

Spamming trash won't make the extra chromosomes you inherited from your retarded ogroid mother go away. Sad!

>>43448314
I'm posting kemono you reetard

>>43448327

Remember anons, you can prevent any rape, just say yes.

>>43448319
The abs too, she must be really strong.

>>43448340
>you can prevent any rape
But why would I do that?

>>43448347
Because you don't want to be raped?

Ugh, I wish this guy would stop. Even a sophisticated Cait Sith lover such as myself knows this is gauche.
Here is a sophisticated and classy Jinko meido from a previous thread-o.

is fuga 2 worth playing?

>>43448342
Everyone talks about Harpies as if they are delicate but there are a few raptor variants that are quite dangerous and adhere to their 'old ways'.
Not to mention jubs.
Not because they're dangerous, just that they aren't 'delicate' in the traditional sense.

>>43448340
Passive compliance is a man's secret weapon. Just starfish on your back with an erection and don't respond to any stimuli. Monsters can't handle it.

>>43448362
You're very safe with Jubs, they'll protect you.

>>43448327
He seems to be posting any random furry image he can find so that can't be filtered. That could be reported for evading filters, right?

>>43448358
You're quite literally just as bad. You're just more of a passive aggressive type of faggot.

>>43448373
Not how that works, sweetpea

So what was it that made the /trash/spammer hysteric this time?
One of his discord raid buddies getting banned last thread?
The memories of his alcoholic whore mom's boyfriends diddling him?

>>43448358
When you need the strongest maid, look no further.

>>43448370
Define 'safe' as they're not dangerous in the traditional sense.

>>43448365
Depends on the monster, but yes, the aggressive ones who love the chase and fear will lose their shit and start crying and even run away, doubting their capabilities of being a scary monster.

>>43448373
It's literally just spam.

>>43448373
Furry can reported no matter what. He can reported for spamming/flooding as well.
Jesus Christ you people are hopeless. I will eat my socks if you get banned for reporting shit that should be reported.

>>43448384
(You) withdrawal and possibly the discussion of monster girls that exclusively fuck white men in the last thread because I'm guessing he's into cuckoldry as well.

>>43448402
>Furry can reported no matter what.
lol, sure man not like there's already a precedent of furshit being ignored by mods.

>>43448386
>Define 'safe' as they're not dangerous in the traditional sense.
They can easily hide you in their wings, for one.

>>43448419
I want a buff jubjub

>>43448419
Uh huh...And does that 'hiding' come with your face planted between their breasts?

>>43448375
I'd much rather just make stupid wordplay and talk about weird mamono scenarios than the thread boogeymen.
I think I just take this whole thing less seriously than some of you, so I'm jokier with it and don't mind a little trolling (within reason!).
Pic related. She's a troll.

>>43448407
Makes sense if it's the same clown that spammed the emg cuckcow, the time he did that and got ip wiped the blackedposting got deleted too.

>>43448427
Kill yourself, never reply to me again you cancerous tumor.

Gazer eating a burg. What does thread like on their burg?

>>43448424
That's one I'd definitely love.
>>43448425
Yeah, very effective. It keeps you more quiet as well, so dangerous monsters don't hear you.

>>43448435
Outside of the classic topings of tomato, onion and lettuce? Jalapenos and Pepperjack.
Gotta have spicy foods, may explain my salamander lust.

>>43448440
I'm now imagining that the jub trying to explain this is breathing very heavily and is getting a bit impatient.

>>43448427
I wanna sniff that smelly troll breath!

Aaaaand done! Most of your images gone and I got to post some cute images of kemonos! Have fun seething over this for the next three threads while mods never responded to your frivolous reports :)

Furfag mental illness at full display

For really big messes you need a maid that can just incinerate the issue.

Why do all /jp/ threads have resident schizos?

>>43448469
If you think it's just /jp/ you need to get out more. The schizos here are tame by comparison to other boards.

squeeze the jub

Post monster girls that seek relationships with white men.

>>43448433
If I kill myself, can I have a wisp-fu? Can she be extremely yandere?

>>43448486
But anon that's all of them.

The best ears to fluff are the ears attached to a monster who could probably beat you in close quarters combat.

KC (and morality) said no edgey grimderp killing, but what about other crimes? I want to be a globetrotting master thief, plundering Order strongholds, or Vampire castles or....wait, isn't that just being an adventurer?

>>43448460
>Wererabbits invading your garden
>Dragon meido attempts to incinerate them with fire as they go after the carrots
>Wererabbits are engulfing in excessively hot flames
>Fire subsides
>All the wererabbits are unscathed and have turned into flamerabbits and are much more aggressive
>The flamerabbits turn their attention to you who they see through the window in the house
And that's how you got a wererabbit harem

man i just want to talk about monster girls without fucking schizos
also robo kraken

>>43448495
I personally would expect most mamono to view modern color-coded racism as incredibly confusing.
Except to gazers--they're based on Beholders, who are, like, S-tier racists. It's honestly pretty amazing--it's like their 1 trait.
Now, to be clear, Gazer-chan isn't racist. But she probably understands racism better than other mamono.

>>43448497
An ear in hand is worth 2 in the bush. Wait. That sounds wrong.

>>43448506
Klaaaaang

>>43448469
Single mothers and homosexual predation produce psychopaths, "people" like that /trash/ spammer are just potential serial killers that were too beta and dysgenic to be able to kill people.

>>43448506
Then talk about them. Also lmao she's a tentaclelet. Look at those tiny things. They're basically ornamental.
I bet she isn't even waterproof.

>>43448506
>cries about not being able to post monster girls
>posts a non-monster girl
kay

NIGGA I'M NUTS!

>>43448525
shes in land mode, anon.
43448532
and here comes the same fag to try the same shit as last time after his furryspam
fuck off

>>43448510
Considering monsters can automatically determine bad people I'd expect they'd completely understand it, thankfully mamomana fixes all mental and physical disabilities so everybody gets to be white after the portals open.

>>43448510
Aren't Beholders even more racist against other Beholders? Also, it's still kinda different. You don't see Beholders calling for Total Bi-ocular Death or blaming them for all the crime and poverty.

Gazer-chan sees all races as equally inferior to her.

>>43447779
Don't forget to smile at any Nureonago you see!

Think about it anon, she's your trusted bodyguard AND your trusty steed! That's double the trust!

KC forbids racism in his terms of use, even before the prohibition on cuckshit.

>>43448525
i like how insanely powerful krakens are physically but they're probably even better at magic

Gazer's frustration over me wearing a blindfold to counter her hypnosis so she can't rape me.

>>43448542
Wrong. But go ahead and try to explain to me how a random robot woman poorly imitating the idea of a monster girl counts as a monster girl. If you try to cope with "muh MGE Automaton" that's the exception and not the rule. No booru ever tags images of robot women with the monster girl tag and you know it.

>>43448555
I wouldn't be surprised if that rule was silently changed if another wightfag situation occurred.

>>43448555
I'll be racist all I want. The only good MGE is an MGE without niggers, spics, chinks, jews and arabs. Japs are allowed obviously though provided they don't have standard jap shit taste.

>>43448560
Yeah, it's very hard for a monster to rape a man who can't see.

>>43448558
Knowing that a Kraken can easily destroy a ship by herself but is very gentle with you is definitely appealing

43448562
fuck off, is that so hard? no one wants you here, no one cares for you, all the people around you despise you , and those who are not here, cringe

>>43448560
But she can just take it off.

>>43448555
And the japanese hate black people like everybody else.

I'll only date an automaton if she's a bogie automaton.

>>43448548
Yeah, they're pretty nuts. I do like that KC made gazer-chan such a prima donna about her glorious monoeye goodness, though. It's a nice way to translate that.

>>43448574
See the trick is that she doesn't want me to end up getting hurt and if she tries to touch me she knows I'll run and I might hit a wall or run off a cliff due to my blindness, creating an untenable situation for her.

>>43448577
>no argument
I'll accept your concession.

>>43448570
Wightfag was banned because of the cuckshit, not because he's black. If KC hands out a blanket ban, it'll be for all Gaijin.
>>43448571
Your waifu will just give you sloppy blowjobs so you stop seething. Try being racist with your dick in her mouth.

>>43448578
Then I close my eyes. She can't take my eyelids.

>>43448587
>has a crt tv display for a face
>most emotive yet mob faced clown bot

>>43448597
Sorry but MGE is a dream setting and in my dream world it means no niggers.

By the power of mamonobama, all the racists have a causality force field thingamabob around them so they never encounter minorities or be made aware of their presence.

Thank fuck. That way I never have to see their ugly mugs or hear their stupid fucking voices.

so how true is this for you?

>>43448497
>grope my nekomata bodyguard from behind
>her tails wrap around my wrists
Sometimes I forget that behind that mask of stoicism is a lustful monster.

>>43448620
Wholesome succs are great.

>>43448319
it's probably just the wingspan making her look big, I'm sure you can take her!

>>43448623
I prefer women a year or two older than me

>>43448620
>>43448623
It's all I want in life.

>>43448623
I'm getting to the point where the "older women" are just my age. Not really special to me anymore.

>>43448623
Anon, I'm going on 40 here. If I keep going after women older than me I'm going to be dating fossils.

>>43448623
>so how true is this for you?
It was true in my 20s, now I'm back to liking younger women again. Just not much younger.

>>43448623
I'm in my mid-thirties, so not as much these days.

>>43448623
lolibaba for me

>>43448637
i can feel that
>>43448638
that is true
>>43448643
>>43448645
>>43448647
>>43448655
i see but what about sexing your slighty older demon boss?

>>43448667
i really wonder, whats the appeal to that

>>43448623
Far from the truth.

>>43448668
>what about sexing your slighty older demon boss?
HR would have a fit. I don't dip my pen in the company ink.

>>43448668
eh, I'm not that good of a worker. I doubt she would even remember me.

>>43448645
I'd rather have a relationship with someone I don't work with or for.

>>43448668
Nah.

>>43448668
Would definitely have sex with her in exchange for promotions and pay raises. But only her though, I'm not a whore.

>>43448668
That's against company policy

>>43448623
Yeah, but there's only so far it can go and like other Anons I'm not getting younger myself.
>>43448668
I'd rather be her househusband instead of employee.

>>43448486
If you are white and value your virginity DO NOT visit an ocelomeh settlement!

>>43448668
Yes, but the pantyhose need to stay on.

>>43448694
>He says as hes the only person on the team she doesn't mess with
>>43448710
>>43448710
>sex for money and staus
>not a whore
>>43448721
reread your contract anon, it might reveal something rather strange

>>>/v/636681972
found where the shit poster got his images

>>43448737
>>He says as hes the only person on the team she doesn't mess with
I mean yeah, that goes with what I said about her not remembering me. Why else would she have fun with everyone else but me?

>>43448738
>refuse came from the trash can
shocking developments.

>>43448674
grandmas are cute
little girls are cute
grandma x little girl = cute^2

>>43448486
>>43448495
>>43448510
>>43448545
>>43448548
>>43448590
>>43448570
>>43448571
>>43448583
>>43448608
Kill yourselves, you racist pieces of shit!

>>43448623
I like wisdom and intellectual maturity, age notwithstanding. With that in mind, I would never fall for a saggy hag.
At a certain point, joining the Sabbath should be mandatory.

>43448788
You first

>>43448788
OK, first of all, my point is that mamono do NOT think racism makes sense. Which, like, I literally said directly.

Also, are you flirting with me?

Give danukis big hugs!

Niggers don't belong in MGE.

>43448788
>43448812
>"I'm a cultured furfag that doesn't shitpost pay attention to me"
>immediedly starts shitposting
Every furfag is a living proof of why eugenics should've never been banned

Stop replying to the bait. Suck a goat instead.

>>43448737
Fine then, I'm a whore but I'm not a slut.

>>43448829
the baphomet fears the chupacabra

>>43448812
It's probably the same guy who tried to drag Breathfag's name through the mud with scatposting. The anti-shitposters here are just as if not more cancerous as the shitposters themselves.

>>43448829
Only the big goat for me.

>>43448829
gotes are just troublemakers

>>43448842

>>43448829
I want to lick every drop of sweat off of that goat's body.

>>43448839
Surely the completely deranged attention whore with deranged /trash/ fetishes has no deranged fetishes and it was an elaborate falseflag.

Lmao imagine defending one of the most persistant shitspamming faggots in these threads.

>>43448135
As long as she can moo she can be a cow.

goats are unreasonably cute. i don't get it

>>43448828
>43448788
That's not me!

>43448812
This one IS me. I've seen the other poster before--he actually copied my filename directly, and for that particular fox pic. To clarify, not a racist. I am into gazers, though.

>>43448856
Once you're done with her, there's more for you.

>>43448870
This krampus look dorkier than the others, I love her.

>>43448881
Ah, a fellow Gazer lover that isn't a racist.

>>43448870
>goat that can't headbutt
That's like a dragon who can't breath fire, or a sahau that cant swim

>>43448870
>age: goat
>height:goat
>b/w/h:goat
I'm not familiar with these kinds of measurements...

>>43448881
Nobody believes you, shitheel.

>>43448893
Miss Gazer-chan-sama has remarkable powers of suggestion. Who could resist her?

>>43448895
Best give your head a shake there bud what she lacks in head butting power she makes up for in yodeling and jumping.

I love succubi

>>43448882
Yes! Loli sweat is the nectar of the gods!

>>43448828
>>43448829
this will drive the furryfaggot away. baphofags are his kryptonite

>>43448870
I have a strong need for an olive goat in a tunic.

>>43448881
Go vent your subhumanity somewhere else or just rope yourself furfaggot.

>>43448895
>That's like a dragon who can't breath fire
Wurms and Ryu aren't firebreathers, for example.
>a sahau that cant swim
Poor mudskipper Sahus are moe.

>>43448909
and they love you

>>43448911
Miss Goat is a cruel goddess.

>>43448907
It helps that she makes it easy to understand her. Gazer is a master of verbal and nonverbal communication.

>>43448918
What's up with the succ in the background?

I was a baphfag before it was popular.
But no one will ever know me because I never got into waifufagging.

>>43448931
she's a succ that is watching her dumb friend flirt badly
too bad it works

>>43448931
Jealousy

>>43448918
Succubi have really grown on me, they're such cute dorks. Dorks that I want to be dominated by

>>43448402
I'm pretty sure he's just seeing if if it falls under a category that the jannies might actually pay attention to.

>>43448939
Just fawning over Bapho-sama, or did you have an OC?

>>43448958
>Short engagement time
>Short retargeting time
She's just high volume flirting is all. The shotgun approach to getting dick works.

>>43448981
>getting dominated by dorks
They would be too cute to be dominate

>>43448987
The only misclassification you'll eat shit over is if you hit the "violates federal law" on something that isn't cheese pizza. I couldn't care less. I'll report it as I see it because I'm not a fucking chickenshit newfag.

>>43448902
here's 1 SGU (standard goat unit)
hope that helps

>>43448623
Like another anon said, "older women" is slowly becoming women my age. The tragedy of growing old.

>>43449016
That's some manner of sprite. Just look at the tail!

Look, she saved you a seat!

you wake in mge but its their roairing 20s

>>43449028
If I sit next to her will she let me play with her tail?

>>43448989
Bapho-chan yes.

>>43449028
But this tail is sitting there.
>>43449032
I must help the poor Satyroses get through the prohibition.

>>43449028
>thinking I didn't see the death glare she shot everyone else that tried to take it
Guess first round is on me

>>43449045
Reminder she's still single

>>43449039
It would be extremely pleasurable.

>>43449055
Not for long.

>>43449039
Most certainly. It'll even start playing with you if you ignore it long enough.

>>43448402
the rules only cover furry PORN actually.
though furry can still be reported for off topic.
anyway kobolds!

>>43449055
Yeah, but her plans to change that are at best puzzling.

>>43449046
>the rat mafia

>>43449055
I love her. She'll always have a special place in my heart

>>43448911
I don’t know what’s funnier. The fact that you’re posting that image or the fact he actually went through the effort to basically dox one of them.

>43449066
Being mentally challenged enough to not be considered a human being should be a reportable offense, so furfags and cucks could have their very own category.

>sabbath knock on my door
>bapho and her witches come claiming they want to help enlighten me since they know I'm a hag lover in this neighborhood
>smile and invite the little girls in claiming I have something for them to all do
>lead them to a window and open it and say "through here"
>they, being the excitable and gullible little girls they are all happily hop through the window and look around
>its too late when they notice all I did was lead them right back outside to the front of my house, I've already shut the doors and windows and locked them all with triple deadbolts and lowered the blinds
>stick a no lolis allowed sign onto one of the windows as they start bawling about being tricked
And that's how you deal with the stupid Sabbath brats expertly. Damn lolis just can't catch a hint and leave me and my hag doujins alone in peace.

>>43449055
>That magic circle
She's Jewish

>>43449107
I can't be the only one to find pregnant women unattractive, right?

>>43449151
You're just now realizing this?

>>43449018
You're 200 years old?

>>43449169
Nah, I'm in the same group. It's not my fetish, so I just don't like it.

>>43448981
if i'm going to be dom'd it better be by a fairy. a man's got to have standards

>>43449169
It's natural to find pregnant women unattractive. They're carrying someone else's child, not yours. It's an evolutionary biology thing. You're predisposed to not find that attractive. Furthermore, intercourse with such a woman can harm the child when she pregnant; so in the case of her being your wife, it's wired in your brain to not want that, so you don't potentially harm your child if it's yours.

I'm not asking much, I just want to make babies with my childhood friend Christmas cake Troll OL neighbor and let her pamper me every day after work until all my stress gets drained. That is all I need.

>>43447783
Can't tell if this is actually animated or if that's the shrooms kicking in.

>>43448939
Same but there’s too many girls that I would consider myself liking to be doing it before it was cool. Except maybe Phoenix but nobody cares about her because of those dumb ass tassels KC gave her.

Big mana tanks.

>>43448041
I love the idea of being my waifu's property.

>>43449249
yeah?

>>43449207
Generally, it's perfectly safe for a woman to have sex while pregnant:
https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/pregnancy-week-by-week/in-depth/sex-during-pregnancy/art-20045318
Now, wanting to bang a RANDOM pregnant woman is a totally reasonable thing to refuse to do.
But YOUR wife? Your mamono wife? She's not gonna be like, "Oh, that's a great idea--let's just not have sex for 9 months."

So what happens if you actually do manage to escape from an Undead invasion? Do they just mark you down as missing and have bounty hunters track you down so they can drag you home? Who would even take that kind of job with returning runaway humans back to their hometowns after making a successful run for it during an invasion?

Say what you will of giantess posters, at least what they post aren't heretical.

>>43449304
>Drinking preggo Hellwan wifes milk
>She says don't drink it all, save some for your baby while stroking your hair

>>43449128
Anon, are you trying to get your house put under siege? Because this is how you get your house to come under siege by the horny lolis.

>>43449322
Fuck off don't even try to imply they were any better.

>>43449304
I've said this before, I have a minor pregnancy fetish. I want my hellhound to be buff most of the time but when she is preggo I'll be glad to be pinned down under her bloated womb.

>>43448425
Why not her ass?

>>43449304
Imagine being crushed under that and knowing your kids are a bunch of hellpups thrashing around in there

never accept a drink from a jubjub

>>43449350
>chesh has been pregnant for a while
>it's uh, been an experience
>delivery date's pretty close
>hear her say "oh"
>her belly shrank
>the little fuckers are already teleporting around
at least it's not the bogie clown car uterus

>>43449304
Dude, it's a fetish. Some people have it and some people don't.

>>43449218
It's animated

T. Anon that doesn't get high

>>43448623
I'm 30, but I imagine myself shota-fied when I'm with my Waifu so still true as far as fantasy goes, I guess. the older I get, the more I seem to understand the appeal of Lolis

>>43449330
They can't enter my house. I'll call the Minotaur police on those Sabbath babies if they try touching my home.

>>43449461
get some childproof locks. ez.

You don't have to like the Sabbath in that way, but you gotta admit they're super cute.
I'd probably crash at a local Sabbath frequently while traveling the world. For my health, of course.

>>43449479
if you need somewhere to spend the night the eros church usually has a bunch of spare beds

>>43449442
I think it may be both, anon. I need to go lie down

>>43449479
I don’t even find them cute there bud. I find them kind of like a more pornographic Girl Scouts. They just kind of exist and there’s people that diddle them but this time it’s legal.

>>43449028
I don't trust her

>hebi sneaks into your room for yandere shenanigans
>finds you hebi life size daki with her picture on it
Surely nothing bad will happen

>>43449505
>pornographic Girl Scouts
See, now this is the kind of thing someone paying the 5 bucks should be asking KC.
> Pornographic Girl Scout Sabbath when?

>>43449496
I remember when Myconid was released and the mods kept deleting her profile for being a bit too close to nekkid.
Underrated squishy bouncy walking mushroom girl. I need her following around a grumpy Paladin (with a heart of gold) that's lost in the woods.

>>43449560
I have to pick fragments of pillow off the ceiling

>>43449569
>nekid
She's basically wearing a full-body suit, it's just ripping in places.

>>43449560
Daki destroyed, Anon finds in its place Hebi lying perfectly still as to not arouse suspicion in the daki's place.

>>43449584
>did my daki always smell this good...?

>>43449584
I love this idea. It's so cute.

>>43449584
>hebi insists that Eros pulled a Pygmalion and your love brought the daki to life

>>43449569
what calamity befalls when a full speed myconid hits a barometz?

>>43447779

Fuck bro, I really wanna inhale that danuki breath right now

>>43449584
>hmm, did my hebi get longer...?
>...
>meh, still super cuddly
>...!
>sigh...wish the real hebi was here
>..!!
>so nervous around her, bet she thinks I'm a dork though
>.!!!
>I sure love hebi, hope I get the courage to confess...
>!?!?!
>maybe some day...good night my lovely hebi...
>!?!?!??!
>hebi was KOed by anons confessions

>>43449583
It's flesh colored, and the mods were decidedly not convinced.

>>43449623
Full speed Myconid is a brisk walk, unless you're talking about after they've been launched in some way.
Regardless, the answer is BOING

>>43447779
Prediction: The Day of The Portals, the day when monstergirls finally come and are real will come in the form of a Resonance Cascade in some high tech scientific research facility experiment with an Anti-Mass Spectrometer gone wrong.

>>43447779

>>43449705
My cousin works at irl Black Mesa and he says they ain't anti-mass spectrometering shit

Due to VR Chat, Ratatoskr might actually be the most popular MGE girl. It's just hard to tell how many people reasonably connect her with MGE.

>>43449741
Tell your cousin he's and apature spy and his degree in theoretical physics is merely theoretically.

>>43449089
what

>>43449761
ew

>>43447558
In what way does it not make sense?
I swear you people just look at anything, decide U don't like it and then go it doesn't make sense and thus a hole by KC.
The male monsters becoming Incubus or female happened 1000years before the current time in MGE. Its not a hole and if you dislike it cause muh gay, it's very unlikely you will get such a being as a wife cause 1000 years passed.

>>43447840
Hmm maybe I should use my next month question to ask KC why Jinkos are not considered Cat Family unlike every other feline.

You should not marry ancient evils, they were alive in the age of the former lords and they killed tons humans, some of whom may even have been your ancestors, before they became the hags they are today. Murderers do not deserve husbands.

>>43449773
Stop trying to reason with schizos. You'll have better luck explaining space travel to a goldfish versus a Flat Earther.
That guy literally just hates KC.

>>43449792
Counterpoint:
> I do what I want.

90s mgs

>>43449563
I need me some shortstack Baph.
Hopefully one that is into nerd stuff so we can do some TT Games.

>>43449802
Your ancestors are ashamed of you.

would it be weird to be into mgs if you don't believe in ghosts , cryptids and other supernatural things exit irls?

>>43449792
I can fix her

Lilim appreciation post
Surrender now, her victory is inevitable

>>43449811
That shorstack Baph is taller than a regular Baphomet. Here's Shirokuto looking at you funny.

>>43449818
But Supernatural DOES exist:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460681/
And it has what mamono crave--guest appearances by both SNOOKI and PARIS HILTON.

>>43449835
theres no such thing with mysterious

>>43449832
Listen, its not about relative height, its about proportions.
And Shirokuto knows I'm a pervert, nothing new.

>>43449818
i always found it funny how Japanese urban legends eventually get turned into waifu bait .

>>43449827
I can beat her. Also, did anyone clip together the rock paper scissors greentexts?

>>43449632
This is Hebi abuse! Don't torment the poor snek!

>>43447939
>Mostly that fucking waist

Why is Ocelomeh waist a thread meme? Is it particularily any different from other MG's waists like Amazoness or Demon?

>>43449844
It's not my fault their ghosts are so fucking hot holy shit

>>43449844
>Japanese urban legends eventually get turned into waifu bait .
Eros and Thanatos anon

>>43449867
sometimes anon is struck with paraphilia
it's ms tsurara's legs for me

>>43449782
Vaguely related:
>26) I don't really understand the definition behind a Mad Hatter being a majin-type and a Glacies being an elemental-type, so could you please explain it to me in detail?[27]
>The -type stands for a [vague classification by appearance]. Those that are hard to tell apart from a human at glance are classified as majin-type. (Witch, Dhampir, Mad Hatter, etc.) Those with a body (most of the body) made of an element like fire, water and ice are classified as elemental-type (most spirits).

>49) In the profile of the skeleton it is written that the opinions about the classification of this race were divided by scientists, but is the human classification of races, classes and families of mamono common? Does it differ from the way the mamono themselves classify themselves? (For example, does a Werebat think that she belongs to the Harpy family? Do they not think that Grizzly and Ren Xiongmao belong to the same genus?)
>Basically, the classification is carried out by people. Although some highly intelligent monsters, such as Hakutaku and Baphomet, are also familiar with biology, most mamono are obviously not interested in such things. Therefore, there are probably many misunderstandings.
Clarification might be good, but what I got from that is that classification of the profiles doesn't work like Linnaean taxonomy and may very well be just Wandering Scholar winging it.

>>43449875
So fearboners, right?

>>43449844
they knew

>>43449867
Between clothing, pose, and other proportions, sometimes certain parts jump out at you even with other things being equal.

>>43449891
This reminds me of an interesting conundrum. Provided they disguise themselves as ordinary household objects, are Tsukumogami a form of Mimic?

>>43449844
Isn't it great?

>>43449919
A good deal of yokai are called Onna for a reason. I can say with good evidence that Bakeneko (nekomata and others) were used and maybe even invented as a marketing scheme for brothels in old Japan.

>>43449928
the joro in jorogumo and kejorou certainly speaks for itself.

>>43449894
Mindflayers scare me but actually. I am genuinely afraid of them, I don't wanna get turned into a squid, I don't want to get morphed into something that doesn't look human at all and furthermore I definitely don't want some leech slipping tentacles around my brain to brainwash me and steal my thoughts. I am actually afraid of being mind controlled and brainwashed in any shape or form so I especially don't like Mindflayers.
Thankfully Mindflayers are really slow and easy to get away from and I always keep the lights on so I wouldn't have to worry about them trying to get me or ambush me.

>>43449955
>Thankfully Mindflayers are really slow and easy to get away from and I always keep the lights on so I wouldn't have to worry about them trying to get me or ambush me.
The bad news is that isn't true. The good news is that you were already caught and analyzed a long time ago, but she let you go with just a simple memory wipe after realizing your incompatibility.

>>43449955
> Miss Flayer sees you torturing yourself with fear.
> "I can fix him."

>>43449955
Don't worry, we wouldn't I mean they wouldn't do that to you.

Monstergirls fear the armored Lady Knights and Order Heroines. Monstergirls seethe when a single human boy dates an armored Lady Knight and or Order Heroine.

Send help
My Jinko learned about Bulking

>>43449955
i don't think a mindflayer would care about changing me. i'm fairly serviceable.

>>43449979
The guy would be missing out on a good time. The sex could be so much better if she got monsterized.

>>43449979
You know there's nothing all that special about armor, right? A monstergirl can easily buy or commission armor for herself and get a cute human boy who's into that kind of thing.

cat

cat

>>43449955
the fear of ego death is valid.

>>43449904

>>43449955
Same, I think they're the one monster I genuinely couldn't like even if I wanted to. Who the fuck wants to become a cum dispensing squid she wears like a title belt?

How do I escape monsters in space?

>>43448402
Time to eat your socks friend.

>>43450054
>space
That's easy. You don't

>>43447779
Alright lads, I've joined a Traveler game and via random chance I rolled a romantic connection during my lifepath. My character is a trust fund billionaire playboy. Humans-only setting, but my GM has established that extensive genemods and cybernetics are used by debauched nobles. What's the most-useful-for-actual-gameplay monstergirl sex slave money can buy?

I don't need a Flayer to fix me. Gazer is more than enough.
>>43450021
Agreed. It would be a much less painful end than most alternatives, but it terrifies me nonetheless.
I like to imagine Gazer can see my fear (she's good at seeing things), and instinctively knows not to go to far.

Actually, it's almost like a special vow of hers. She stubbornly refuses to mindbreak me, even if I ask for it, and instead wants to make me happy by simply being a good life coach/therapist/personal trainer/waifu

>>43450054
Commander Dyke-Her will give her a thorough dressing down if you ask nicely enough.

Mindflayers are bad. Never go for them. Always go for other monsters instead.

>>43450077
Yandere Spaceship AI. She wants you inside her!

>>43450054
Hide in the ghoul stars.
I don't think anything is there.

I mean, maybe some ghouls but who knows.