/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43438090
I love this little bat so much.

>>43438090
OUTTA THE WAY DUMB BITCH I GOTTA GET TO THE GYM

>>43438143
flan-chan kawaiii----------

>>43438090
Depends, what's the basement look like? I'm talking size and decorations.

>>43438090
I'll have to leave eventually. I would like to have a wife before I die, Flan.

>>43438407
Flan IS your wife now!
But don't go getting any ideas, she's not ready to do anything l-lewd with you!

>>43438438
I will be fine staying in the basement with her then, since that is what my wife wants. Happy Flanwife, happy Flanlife.

>>43438090
That depends, will you tidy up and stop leaving all your stuff all over the floor and being a glorified tripping hazard?

>>43438580
Anon, your "Flanwife" is a sadist and eats people. You'll probably be killed as soon as she gets bored of pretending to be your wife. Do you really want someone like that to be your life partner?

>>43438831
sakuya, please.

>>43438831
Yes.

im a schizo neet hikki too just like flan!

>>43438831
Holy fuck that's hot.

>>43438831
Careful, she might eat you for messing with her husband.

Between Flan and Rumia, I feel like Rumia would still make for a better monster daughter.

>>43440178
Rumia may be the better daughter, but Flandre is the better wife.

>>43438090
But I want to be free, Flan...

>>43438090
Never, i'll always be with Flan!
>>43438831
I wouldn't mind if its Flan that kills me. As long as its with love.
>>43440178
Rumia is the daugther part of daughterwife but Flan is the wife part of daughterwife

>>43438146
same i need to go training with youmu

>>43441456
Anon thats not how you spot someone

>>43441486
that's us showing each other the effectiveness of our chest workouts. she gets kind of huffy after this though

>>43441456
Congratulations.

>>43441456
Why does Youmu wear a bra? It's not like there's anything that needs support...

>>43439405
God I want Flan to go entirely yandere over me and keep me on a short leash of only being able to associate with people she preapproves.

Ah, the delicate interplay between the smells of Flan's hair, pits, feet, and Pichuuns!

>>43441384
You are free, to love Flan

Imagine Flan
That'd be crazy lol

>>43438090
does the basement have a skylight? that's very important. i could live in a basement that had a skylight.

>>43456561
She's a vampire. What do you think?

>>43456561
Why would it have a skylight? If you want one of those you are going to have to convince her to move to the attic instead.

Flanny Flan bat!
She's all you need!
She'll always know where you're at!
In the basement indeed!

The basement does have a sky light. It's in the library somewhere, and the library is underground next to Flan's room.

>>43465774
A-arent vampies vulnerable to running water

>>43465787
Yes, Remi is dead
The funeral is tomorrow

>>43465787
that's just a sorry excuse to go heavy with the wine.

yes I will

>>43472923
Yes you will what?

>>43465787
Depends on the specific lore that the vampires of the setting operate on. Of all the traditional vampire weaknesses, that's one of the ones I see used the least, along with their obsessive desire to count things that have been dropped on the floor.

>>43477412
it's quite something that sesame street has one of the more folklore accurate portrayals of vampires

>>43477412
Flan and Remi are weakened by running water, evidenced by Patch using a rainstorm to prevent Flan from leaving the mansion, and Remilia sending Reimu or Marisa to see what the problem was instead of going back herself.

>>43465787
running water is considered (unlike still water) sacred in shinto.
Imagine entering in gensokyo and immediately getting the locals supertitions weakness.