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あくたんかわいい大好き
今日もかわいい〜
pekoーら愛してる100万回愛してる!!!!
I love Towa!Checkout the newest Startend cover!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1lfwyWSGV4 Kuusou ResshaAnd her orisongs!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBmss54l5zc UFOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfOx00AOfKo RaimeiAnd her LINE stamps!https://store.line.me/stickershop/product/21770853/
FEEL BETTER BEAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3y1zVl8t2k
kanata's friends keep on dying
Die ritualbeggars
>pov: you are pekorahttps://files.catbox.moe/fweb6w.mp4
Konfauna! I love mother nature.
I fucking love Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko!!!!!
the day hololive completely free of whore is when pekora graduates
んなああああ
>>43427457this kind of posts are always so funny, it's obviously some glowie pretending to be mad to farm internet points and get retards like you go screenshot it then share it elsewhere.no wonder /vt/ is such a shithole, 4chan is their only interaction with the internet outside of facebook so they take every bait possible. there's most likely a thread with this same image and 300 replies with the same canned posts over and over again.
Kanatasouls and PekoMari, today was a good day.Thread was horrid as always
>>43427645Pekora is a virgin saint
Sora Love!
>>43427645the day when anon's grammar improves is never going to come
>>43427638It worked!https://twitter.com/wagahaida_L/status/1655127143167459328
>>43427631I want to have sex with AZKi
I have been happy every day since I met Mikochi!https://youtu.be/U2jl3QIoVws
Yui english is cool
pov: you're pekwhora
>>43427650shit taste
Guru guru around the holoserver
>>43427656>That horrible poseReminds me of that QUALITY image from years ago
>>43427667How did you get a picture of me?
Me, my wife and my daughter
>>43427650incredible taste but needs AZKi singing in there too
fake illnessfake kenzokufake idol
>>43427661>Suisei>VeggiesWat
The speed in which they swap who bullies and who gets bullied even when Pekora wasn't speaking is almost impressive.
お大事に、ミオ。。。https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=824ZTZ06x1Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZWjYWcQ4XoAsaMio!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh-9Fa_HZgc
>>43427684>Schizo actually saves images like this to his computer to "own" the threadroru
>>43427634NO KYURURUN WITH THIS HAIR
>>43427679I'll watch that now before tuning out for the day
>>43427676this Ayame is very cute
>>43427697Just ignore him, man.
Why does Watame have 3 pairs of eyebrows?
>>43427659That's good to hear
Nuinui Quest stream when???
>>43427697you're in my enormous belly lapmate...
>>43427684>lap+
>>43427711flare hates everything but splatoon
My pure, pure sheep...
>>43427691PekoMari is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnX8Lk-iSCo
I can't find Towa
>>43427701
>>43427688Miko confirmed Suisei has been eating her veggies more and more ever since she started going to her home at night to eat Anemachi's food together
>>43427684Wait, the English is trash
>>43427716Does she hate me as well?
>>43427716DMC2...
>>43427649https://web.archive.org/web/20220901083505/https://twitter.com/MusubiCain/status/1565256659722723328>buckbroken fandead
Is this "schizo" in the room with us right now?
>>43427734She does not even know you exist
>>43427740Good
Is this "towa" in the room with us right now?
>>43427703>thisEvery Ayame is very cute
>>43427739it's a collective dream
>>43427738Why are they like this...
>>43427745I see twead people.
I'm done with Towa
>>43427747I mean yes but that one is extra cuteI really like the artist's style
>>43427703What about this
I'm a compulsive tiwiposter
Luna is a good engineer, but building railroads is not her strongest suit
Nye
>>43427739Towa's under my bed
>>43427762>Luna is a good engineerIs she?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8gDP8xyFK8Senchou explained why management aren't more involved in these tourneys
>>43427762She's trying her best...
>>43427766Yes, she build this thing within 6 hours of learning what redstone is
Laplus faked her mental breakdown
Tri color map is way too small.
Idiots replying in 3 2 1
>>43427769management hate
>>43427780Sup cutie
has miko watched shin ultraman yet?
>>43427775Turbo purple whore
>>43427769>>43427782But that's not what she's saying
>>43427769I mean of course people would expect smoother execution with management involvement. Especially when compared to the way smoother 2 previous tourneys without them.
>>43427759that is also cute >>43427758
>>43427769The tournament was fine the only issue was that none of them had each others friend code so they had to waste 5 minutes adding each other.The whole thing sounds a bit rushed anyway since the previous thing got canned.
>>43427751They have nothing to lose.
mario might as well send a superchat to luna instead of doing memebership gifts it looks ridiculous when she kisses everyone else but him its awkward to watch lol
Minecraft seems to be dead already apart from DorokeiWe need a new 箱ゲーSatisfactory server whenConan Exiles serverValheim server whenNew RUST server when
>>43427763Hey man!
https://twitter.com/AZKi_VDiVA/status/1655227719779762177Married Woman...
>>43427809I meant Doroken*
>>43427809>Satisfactory server whenYou would just have ID autistically following youtube guides and ruining server with "their" builds.
>>43427809Micra will never dieNeverNeverNever, Botan tried but nobody was interestedNever, the game had it's run and there's nothing new for them to do
>>43427809haachama needs to come back for minecraft..
>>43427818KEKThe long dream is fucking over
>>43427818There it is
>>43427824>Botan tried but nobody was interestedBotan was the one who dropped it, just like she does with every game.
>>43427824I really, REALLY wanted Valheim. That was during the Rust arc though, so it got really overshadowed
>>43427835She set up a server, nobody joined it
>>43427838Hime tried it out solo but didn't really like it
>>43427839She should have tried inviting others, Watame even played it alone later.
>>43427784Nope. I know it's unrelated but she watched Shin Godzilla before
>dug open a cave full of enemiesMade me laugh
>>43427824>Never, the game had it's run and there's nothing new for them to doIt just got a new update!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSZ6ckRYGv4
>>43427843I missed that apparently. That's a shame that she didn't like it, but understandable
>>43427846You think she didn't? Nobody was interested
>>43427824rust will probably come back. there's probably new stuff and holos that didn't play will show up. also it will be funny if we get a bloody holo rust compared to the peaceful streamer rust.
>>43427769Management involved event=bigger events, more fuck ups because no experience with streamingTalent-driven event=smaller scale, less accidents because more experience with streaming settingsAlso good point she made that the management push way too hard to make everyone involved in the event instead of them just appearing in a more organized timeslot, especially in tournament format. It just make thing unnecessarily more complicated when they keep switching the teams around and making new rooms every single time.
>>43427809your best bet is ARK 2 whenever that is out
>>43427843Solo Valheim fucking sucks. Having at least two friends on at all times is pretty much a requirement. Realistically you need more. Hime should have played Vampire Survivors if she wanted a solo experience. Still better with friends but it's PVE still is still decent solo
>unironically likes Micra streams>b-but it's the spontaneous interactions that I actually enjoyGrow up
Dozo?
>>43427876Well, sorry that I like hololive, I guess
>>43427881Nice didn't expect Sakamata
>>43427809>>43427824All Minecraft need is for Pekora to come backAll RUST need is for Pekora to come backIf anyone want to set up a new survival sandbox, they should prioritizes making Pekora interested to join it
>>43427889No
>>43427870I'm the opposite, I prefer solo because I don't like rushing or matching my pace with others
>>43427898How in the fuck could you stand the Iron grind as a Solo?
>>43427656I want to be her pet slime when she gets isekaid.
...
>>43427824Rust will definitely make a comeback. The big question is if it will remain -Just- a Hololive-only server or if it will allow approved guests
>>43427870>Vampire Survivors????I think I know the game you wanted to mention but I forgot the name too
>>43427912>implying management would let outsiders to leech
>>43427912Holo+others servers will never happen. If holos choose to join other servers, that's up to them, but hololive will never set up a mixed server.
>>43427912It will come back if someone competent made the server (aka not Kanata/Luna)
>>43427870>>43427917It's called V Rising, cleared it with a friend, was a lot of fun.
>>43427909How does it feel to be an inferior mascot?
>>43427645>Jeremy leeching of Pekora againJereleech the shame of China/Canada
Nguyenbros wtf
>>43427912if that ever happened (which i believe won't) it will be limited to female nijissorry wagahai, no yui
>>43427929hololive?
>>43427929I don't get it. Is that guy "famous"?
>>43427935Easy fix, have Yui join in gen 7
why is flare the way she is?
>>43427946>gen 7rumao roru
>>43427953It's how she was raised, I guess
Yorumin said the crab plans with Pekora's clit might actually happen
azki is having a meltdown because its monday again...
>>43427924Based kanaluna, killing rust with their member only stream
laplus... did something bad!lets kill laplus!!!
Luna did member only rust streams because katana kept ruining her streams by being an attention whore
>>43427956Subaru...
>>43427959she's just like me
Turbo
>>43427963I wonder if qfeuille would be throwing his life savings at Korone and Aqua if they came out and said they had boyfriends or were married
>>43427954Yui WILL be poached and become a hyena holo
Iroha, more like Eroha because she makes me hard
>>43427975Saint.
>>43427967But she's in the clique, it's the perfect opportunity for her to finally rape RenaTheir last collab was supposed to be an off collab but it didn't work out
>>43427977Okayu...
Watame...
>>43427984More like Okazu
brownsada turbowhora
Eroha? more like lying whorehttps://files.catbox.moe/uc1xrx.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/hrqk0g.mp4 >blatantly lied about her experience streaming>blatantly lied about her being technologically illiterate>lied about her weekends>lied about being a girl that just came from a rural village (she's been in tokyo for over a year before debut)>lied about never having friends outside of hololive>lied about having mumps>didn't stream between 9PM to 3AM on christmas eve
So Flare plays Splatoon with Noel and then Noel leaves and Flare plays more Splatoon alone?
>le funny dooxxx xDPathetic
>>43427975Sex
flare picked power this splatfes right?i'm getting that impression from her poll
>>43425082what the fuck is wrong with Nene's mama?
>>43427963Based. We plusmates would be fine with it but i think she's afraid of the antis to admit the truth.
>>43427980Nta but he meamt subaru is sick
https://i.imgur.com/i3ciyal.mp4Sora...
>>43427998Childless hag
>>43427991cool thanks for the info, lemme write it down in my notebook>Anon is an incel on 2023-05-07
laplus is a boy!
>>43428001Oh I forgot she was also dyingPekora would never have the balls to do anything with that group without Subaru there so it's fine either way
>>43428013My breasts are bigger than hers
>>43427997it's not the girliest choice if she did
>>43428013*cums*
>>43428013But that picture has clearly visible, albeit small, breasts. Plus it looks nothing like laplus
>>43428008Looking forward to the new robin video using this
>>43427986Ogayu...
>>43428008>Sora is mocking her victim's moans as she gives them daisenpai correction at the office
https://youtu.be/GXNEZhMf5i0Kikkerikick! Kiwawa fightan starting.
>>43428017Botan will force Pekora to buy her the crab by any means necessary
Botan doing new voice lines for Idol Showdown during her stream was pretty funny
>>43427989ID pride
>>43428011I can save her
laplus is a whore! her friend is hotter!
>>43427925>V RisingOh fuck, of course it is. Vampire Survivors is that pixel game that got copied for a Holo version. Derp
>>43428008There's nothing wrong here, just normal grunts
Towa, more like uhh... *skims through billions of Towa variant*
>>43427976>Hyena HoloI need this.
Did Nijisanji have yet another fuckup, is it cause their golden week sucked, or why else are so many schizos out today in particular?
Tsunowaki!
>>43427851i wonder if anyone has seen shin ultraman yeti wanna rewatch it with someone...
>>43427963>crew>koronesukiof fucking course
>>43428054>Canonical futa holoYes
>>43428042Sad life you have their virgin
>>43427963>Aqua imageAquacrew, explain.
>>43428031she is just teaching her little sister how to make new friends
>>43428017she will definitely wait until everyone is okay before having a crab party, pekora isn't the kind of person to exclude peopleexcept for you rbc
>>43427999The truth....>Captcha: DAAMM
>>43428056From what i read in this thread, they have some nijiEN related drama about graduating members
yatta maniata
Bad thread, need more horny post
"Laplus Made Me Self-Harm And Send Her Pictures"-A Lap La+ Story
>>43427963can't wait for my oshi to announce she's pregnant soon
>>43428072Towass...
>>43428008wtf is sora doing here
>>43428056NijiEN imploding from one of their fired talents producing receipts or something. And of course they make it our problem when they get banned from /vt/ for being retards.
>>43428082Towa...
>>43428082holos for this feel?
>>43428073And by that time she'll have lost interest which is good. Pekora doesn't need anyone other than nousagi. People wanting Pekora to socialize outside of work should be regarded as antis.
Karma for pushing other holos
>>43428093nene
>>43428082Lapandrew Tate+ sounds based.
>>43428096Need a megacut of her crimes
>>43427974That guy is at the very least membered to Laplus as well, so there's that.
this is my last laplus imageshes fucked in the head
yuckymins need to be rounded up and put into a concentration camp
>>43427999>We plusmatesAs if you are one
>>43428114Looks like he's membered to Aqua, actually
>>43428121Well nobody here refers to themselves with [Official Fanbase Name] so that's probably a safe call
>>43428120Come closer, I'm harmless.
>>43428117The real reason why they hate Laplus
>>43428008wat the sora doin
>>43428124Anon, trust me, I can guarantee you that he's membered to Laplus as well.
*gives your oshi brain parasites*
>>43428137Your proof, sir?
PekoMari is becoming canon.
we like showdown now?
>>43428137His feed is filled nearly exclusively with Korone.
Everyone should be allowed to have a boyfriend if they want, but I don't want to be a cuck, so I don't support holos with boyfriends
>>43428142Good enough?
Watame's stream of this Q game is the best
>>43428061It's always the koronesukis being fucking assholes for no good reason
>>43428161Yeah that'll do it
>>43427992Is that brownsada?
>>43427992marine said she was going to upload all the cross covers on her channelWHERE IS IT MARINE
What does this image say about your oshi?
I think this rollercoaster might be a little too fast for that waterfall part to be properly viewed hime
>>43428185She's loved
who's cuter, Mion or Shishiron?
>>43428104I have seen Nene's legs and didn't notice any scars, I came though
>>43428161Strange, not a single mention of her on his YouTube accounts...
Akwa oppai...
>>43428185Yonkisei love!
>>43428185she's been a lot more central in these big group promotional images. it's nice to see.
>>43427991YAB, IROHA IS UNDER 10.Cover is a black company for forcing a kid to stream...
HOLOS ARE SOMETHING SO GREAT.
>>43428185Sora's best friend Married Woman!
>>43428011but she's really hot though
>>43428129I just thought about the women yukimins in holofes in bunny suits....
>>43428135>>43428088I don't know but she's making me feel things I should for her...
>>43428219Yes, but being a childless hag is why she is so weird
https://litter.catbox.moe/6nwqcc.mp4
>>43428185She is the centre of her gen. The heart of it, if you will.
>>43428185no green butterfly reference? time to sperg out
>>43428129*approaches*
>>43428185A corporate advertisement image can tell nothing about my oshi that i already don't know
>>43428185Which one?
>>43428185she is really really dark compared to the other girls
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>43428129Stop seeking the comfort that Lamy denies you from strangers, yuckymen
Whore showdown when?
Post cute benis
>>43428247she can when she's fucking a giant amongst womanlets
>>43428215that's some nostalgia. rip echo fox and gooey.
>>43428260As a giant myself, one of the first things you learn is how to control your strength. She clearly chooses not to. She wants to harm her colleagues. She desires their blood.
>>43428260She's fucking a giant?
>>43428268BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
>>43428277yeah, *every tall guy on Subaru's List*
>>43428282Why does she have visible cleavage but no boobs?
Shut up nigger
Watame did it!
>>43427975turbo caramel sex uoooooooo
this hituji is too bright
>>43428277she's probably 170cm in not more
>>43428247She'll never stop
>>43428185that newer gens really do have the better 3d-modelsand that the older ones should have a 2.0 already
>>43428319Yeah, but how big is the giant she's fucking?
i miss koyori
>>43428323They have been stealthily updating older models. Aqua and Shion for instance are completely different from the old ones and they changed them without any fanfare.
>>43428328pretty big as his name suggests
>>43428185She's grabbing Flare's boobs
>>43428185https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrsGNMMghKMWhat a fucking downgrade
>>43428338are you sure about aqua?looking at aqua's 2d and 3d and i still think that her 3d looks too... dated
>>43428343Subaru should play Nioh 2
>>43428338It's pretty funny how they announced 3.0 with fanfare only for it to be used it once or twice.
>om3tcwthe dev is obviously /here/
Do-do-don't leave me, Watame...
Watame... Don't go...
hituji...
>>43428355That's what you get when you release it for a handful of holos, and only for their original outfits which they almost never use
>>43428360Where?
>>43428352https://litter.catbox.moe/2fqd9g.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/e8hgpn.pngJust look at her key visuals, the new one matches Gaou's artstyle a lot more.
Nothing better than translations by someone who speaks neither language fluently
>>43428360The game has been in development since 2020 and that meme has been around in the Hololive fan base longer than you.
>>43428360>Otakmorithe legend is back
>>43428392huh, i don't think they used this newer one in the latest hologracan you show me shion as well?
Towa should give a stealth update to Towa's 3D that removes all her clothes
>>43428407But she gets a big cloak to cover herself up on top
>>43428407I mean Cover
>>43428292we will never know
It's 2 AM already, I think Luna should stop pogging
*heats up pagpag*mikow tea time!
>>43428409too big
>>43428420based 35god
>>43428417doesn't her jaw start to hurt from keeping it open for so long?
>>43428416What's going on with her legs?
>>43428410Removes all her cover?
>>43428421If you make the cloak smaller Towa's twaps will pop out and it will be not safe for youtube
>>43428431Luna is a not a jawlet, she is doing her reps
>>43428417She needs more oxygen to think through the process
nene should be a kamen rider in idol showdown
>>43428404Hologra uses old models for whatever reason.New-Shion has much thinner outlines, especially noticeable on her hair.https://litter.catbox.moe/w1ohrj.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/0m7pd5.png
>>43428446yeah but hours?
Hero of the children https://twitter.com/justake2007/status/1655223158591590402
>>43428436even better
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1655196605761622020>No Suistream for at least 2 more weeksNot like this...
>>43428467They will smack you in the face and knock you out>>43428458No Pain No Gain nanora
So this guy has been using Korone's 3D as his vtuber model for streamshttps://youtu.be/CpzGggkIfkwIs this allowed?
>>43428455yeah that looks bettergood that aqua has an update since she needed it, but i hope that fubuki, matsuri, haachama, mio and noel also gets updated soon
>>43428485Probably not, especially if monetized, but people use their models in VRChat all the time so who knows
>>43428485Obviously not
>>43428485why is Korone's game model so weird, she's way too thin
>>43428480I will show Towa some pain
>>43428517Western art-style that goes out of its way to eliminated anything soft or curvy with women for fear of "sexualizing"
I want to flick AZKi's azuki if you catch my drift ;)
>>43428530
>>43428552listen up here you little shit.jpg
>>43428536The fuck are you talking about? Western art sexualizes everything. Even food. Every woman in media is shown with massive tits and excessive curves.
>>43428526Botan does not cause pain and only shows things to Lamy
>>43428552why is he sad?
>>43428551i cant believe a 40yo mom is doing that
Imagine tongue kissing covid laplus
>>43428569because sakamatard hates inu
>>43428569forced to smell stinky
>>43427975>flashed panties>cherryboy is having a meltdownpottery
>>43428568oh yeah? then explain this
>>43428569he's literally dying
>>43427989>shows cleavage>cherryboy is having a meltygrow up kid
next meme
>>43428599I bet her milk is caramel flavoured
>>43428590how can he smell stinky when his blowhole is covered
How do I breed a Japanese hag?
The complete lack of sound when the cart finishes it's trip is so nice
>>43428617you gotta find one that's willing to let you breed first. then you stick your peen in her vagoo until white liquid comes out of your peen.
>>43428617very carefully
Luna...>>43428631what a dork
>>43428628why's big mion 6wd?
>>43428617Don't breed the ones with glasses, bad eyes are hereditary
>>43428631
>>43428634We can make a new cart
https://litter.catbox.moe/rp8nnk.mp4
https://youtu.be/K85Y33J93dAyeah, I'm ngmi...
>>43428488I just pointed out these two because they had the biggest changes. In truth, they already swapped all of the gen0-gen4 models when they made the new hololive website. They all have much softer shading, better textures (very visible on the skin), reworked outlines and they all look a lot more consistent between each other. The old 3Ds were a wild west of mismatched models with varied styles even in the same generations.As to why aren't these models widely used is beyond me.
>>43428656Maybe they just photoshopped them.
>>43428639https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzVHmUevgY0
I just saw a picture of naked Towa
>>43428654You will never see these reading anyway
>>43428654waza waza.....
>>43428650
>Naaaaaaa! Your ride has arrived
>>43428656Because the models are still the same, they just edit the still image (notice that they only use the same image over and over for any promotional material)Pekora 3D is probably the only actual 3D upgrade so far (minus all the 3D-only talents like Sora etc.)
>asamio
Nna station awaiting travelers
holos should stream earlier.
>>43428702ASASEX
>>43428702I really really really want to cum inside this woman. I would do anything for her
>>43428650The puyo god of Hololive
>>43428702She looks like my mom...
Based Luna making sure that ID know they belong in their own segregated village
>>43428702imagine her vomiting as soon as you force your dick in her throat a bit
>>43428740She'd probably vomit regardless of orifice
>>43428745thats hot
https://twitter.com/takanelui/status/1655271168038014978why didn't you protect her smile?
why the fuck is mio and her roommmate so damn hot?
GW... finished...
Now imagine her howling and on all fours to stay in character
>>43428770because she wouldn't groom and sex me
>>43428770why is she so lonely
>>43428776you can only sex mio in two positions. baby making missionary and doggy
>>43428770Maybe she should get a better seiyuu
post more mio you fags
Oyasumi hime
when will kanata play showdown as coco
>>43428657>>43428687Error and >>43428185 used the updated faces. This isn't a simple case of making up bullshots for the official website.
>>43428833>homos in the gamelol
>>43428843She doesn't need to play the storymode
Did you enjoy the railway, anons?
>>43428843she can play with hymens
>>43428851no, it's inefficient
https://files.catbox.moe/8jiq75.mp4
>>43428851もちろん!
https://youtu.be/nIIhQB54jYAwatch Flare
>>43428851it was nice to watch on the side while working
>>43428851like always
https://youtu.be/-0QHaf77igoLove this blacksmith and her love for my oshi Migochi. Din din dididi dun dun duu.
We need new Towa regulations
>>43428873She has been playing Spaltoon all day, she must be very sweaty
>>43428892nah, I'm licking up all her sweat and keeping her clean
>>43428886Hololive?
>>43428900Very much so yes.
>>43428888limit towa sex at maximum of 20 a day
>>43428902>Sidebranch beggarRoru
>>43428912Branch of what? That's right, hololive.
7/11 > Lawson > FamiMart
>>43428892thinking about sex with elves
>Watame watching the meme movie Commandonicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3k7obkqVSQ
Why don't Flare invite other Splatoon addict to play with her
yeah i'm a virgin so what
>>43428939>meme movieIt's unironically one of the best action movies ever made
>>43428947not with the japanese dub
>>43428952That's true, it's not the same without Arnie's perfect delivery
Irohacucks and Chloecucks are so desperate to deflect from the fact that their oshi is a whore that they have started saying Laplus is patient zero. Just admit your oshi will never be number 1 in her gen.
>>43428894>>43428937Not allowed
I've saved a lot of art of holos with fat tits.
>>43428939Does watame know I cannot show this to the kindergarten children that watch her?
>>43428959Worst falseflag attempt today, sis
>>43428963Those children can't pay for membership either
>>43428959I know you're trying, but you need to be much better than this
Seeing as he is trying to force his new routine /patientzero/i/patient zero/i/patient 0/i
Left or right?
is there no one streaming now?
>>43428977yes
>>43428972>>43428973Its the truth fucking desperate losers are attempting to blame MY OSHI!! I won't stand for it!!
>>43428977Right, I don't like sluts.
>>43428977Right
>>43428977lefti like short stacks
>>43428979It's almost 4 am in Japan, let them sleep
>>43428977Neither of them really do anything for me
>>43428991NOthey have to entertain me at all hours
>>43428960I just did, what are you gonna do about it
>>43428998Flare is streaming right now
>>43428973Can you do me one for the discord plusmates?
>>43428979?Flare and Kiara are streaming right now.
>>43428960too bad
>>43428977RIIGHHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT
>>43429009nice
I'm really tired of the falseflagging plusmates
elf milk?
>>43428977too big
>>43428977yes, for like a week straight until every cell in my body dies of overexertion
i miss Lamy zatsudan
this zelda event reminded me that totk is releasing soondo we have any confirmed holos?
>>43429049Laplus won't play it
Do you ever feel like you can't form proper opinions on the holos because your understanding of Japanese language and culture is too limited?
>>43428959>Iroha and ChloeYou mean Kazama and Sakamata
When is Lamy going to apologize to Aki and Flare?
What kind of weirdo speaks through their plushies?https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1653617318403145730?s=20
>>43429056I barely know your whore's name
>>43429054Kanata force-feeds me Japanese culture by talking about it too much. I'm basically a Japanese woman at this point (except I don't want to be and refuse to be identified as such).
>>43429054No, I understand most of what my oshi says
>>43428977>no ass>no titsI am not gay, left
>>43429062Y-yeah haha. C-couldn't be mine!
Do you ever feel like you can't form proper opinions on the computers because your understanding of ICs and software architecture is too limited?
>>43429006>>43429020Expect an intruder in your house any day, you valuables and life are now in danger
>>43429062my oshi
>>43429056>>43429063He's having a conversation with himself again....
Laplus may be a horrid bitch but she's still hololive
>>43429062i thought noel would finish age of calamity in preparation for totk
The sex duo of Hololive
>>43429049Koyori is playing something at midnight on release day.She never struck me as a Zelda girl, but she does try to play whatever is popular fast
>>43429063You call her mom anyway
>>43429072sniffffff
>>43429049Whoever the biggest numberfags are. The previous one was an incredibly boring game to watch someone play through though
Really anon? Again?
noel JAV when?
>>43429066Tits and ass are gross
>>43429077Anon please don't associate me with that weirdo I just wanted to post these semen demons
>>43429079meant for>>43429049
>>43429083Roru
>>43429095Good point, Noel should make some japanese animal videos showing off pop-chan.
>>43429062Only the cutest ones, obviously
Why are cuckmates like this? all they do is insult others oshi
>>43429098post the gif
>>43429096
>>43429098I need the Shion/Lap VARK desperately....
>>43429087who is cuter between these two?
>>43429102https://twitter.com/shiroganenoel/status/1391347548065959936
>>43429094It happens when I see your butt...
>>43429094I'm sorry!! Please don't cry again!!!
Where has Towa gone?
Why isn't Lamy doing watchalongs anymore?!
>>43429107Bingo
>>43429134We are playing Apex together
>>43429123FAT FUCK
>>43429142Towa would never play Apex
>>43429137Lamy doesn't even stream anymore
>>43429153skinnier than the real thing
>>43429153A horrible, horrible thing to see on a peaceful sunday evening
i wanna celebrate by taking a bite of flare
splatoon 3 was such a letdown
>>43429141This swimsuit is sex
https://litter.catbox.moe/fo2aob.jpeg
Towa went to church yesterday
https://youtu.be/vL7_2NRF5TkGod I can relate to that.. Feels weird to know Okayu is soon hitting 28.. it was like just a little breath ago she was in her early 20's and now she's nearing 30..
Is this AI?
Any holo for this feeling?
>>43429188No, that's Miko
>>43429094fubuki wasn't available
>>43429188Intelligence and Miko are never connected, artificial or not
>>43429188whatever it is, i'm ready
>>43429188this image is probably by that hack roinafuck that guy
>>43429210Ready for what?
>>43429218The consequences
Since when is Miko that busty?
>>43429222I hope you'll be able to handle them.
>>43429180hot
>>43429228sex sex sex sex sex sex
https://youtu.be/-wDi3GKTs4k?t=3722marine doesn't have that competitive edge
>>43429180My chubby hagwife...
Why nothing happens in hololive anymore?
>>43429235Since fanartists wanted it.
>>43429180Fat cat...
>>43429252ask gura
>>43429247How is he fucking her through the tail?
>>43429228fuck the duck
>>43428977I don't like traitors, so left.
Are we posting sexy Mikos?
>>43429255Too flat
>>43429062i remember finding a girl who wrote her thesis on it being a way to maintain good mental health. maybe not specifically through but to them. i forget the specifics..
>>43429276Seems like it
>>43429255lately Nene has been too sexy
Iroha has multiple girlfriends and she loves all of them
>>43429276She used this art for the thumbnail of one of her ASMR
>>43429188Dunno, but if it is then it was retouched by a human bean afterwards.
>>43429252any happening has to be management approved first
Why is nobody horny for Marine here ?
>>43429252haachama's been on break
>>43429307eroha is not some playboy
i want to have my dick sucked by a holomemanyone, really
Gura's mom is better than Gura
>>43429334Some midwestern hag?
>>43429191No but I imagine Shion and Lap could do a very good impression of this. Maybe even Nene could.
>>43429323only marinefags care about marine
>>43429323I don't like most of her lewd fanarts
>>43429180>Okayu is soon hitting 28what? how did she age 6 years in the span of 3
>>43429326explain Sakamata, Lap, Koyori, AZKi, friend, and Sora thenshe's a slut
>>43429180fat hag
>>43429345And they show it by wishing harm on other holos
>>43429324>Haachama's baby and Pewdiepie's baby will go to the same schoolCollab soon.
I cant wait until Okayu becomes older than Korosan next year
>>43429368>Sakamatacorporate mandated gen unity>Lapcorporate mandated gen unity>Koyoricorporate mandated gen unity>AZKiHer real oshi, she loves her>friendeasy slut>Soraher oshi's friend
https://streamable.com/kfr2w
>>43429386nice dog. is it still alive?
>>43429374I never wished harm on any holo (except lap)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2jl3QIoVwsnearly 1 million in two days...sugee....
>>43429403So you have wished harm on a holo
>>43429354Simple, cat years
>>43429368anoosaa~
>>43429403I'd harm them all with my penis
Hag lost all meaning
>>43429412She deserved it.
>another mass shooting in Texasit's so tiresome...
Any sad holo for me? Depressed or suicidal and sad utawakus
>She sees your dick
>>43429383There is nothing corpo mandated about these twohttps://youtu.be/59wIoJ90ol0
*steps on lunaito*
>>43429427
>>43429427what's wrong, Eroha?
>>43429420hag has always meant someone over 25
>>43429423Holos for this feeling?
Okayus estimated weight ?
>>43429438Retard
>>43429452based on the gravitational lensing she generates, i'd say it's quite a lot
We love Marine here
Why are you blaming laplus? You morons dont know how viruses work don't you? She couldve gotten it anywhere since parts of the world are starting to have outbreaks again. They couldve gotten it from someone else. Lots of probable scenarios.
>>4342945245kg
>>43429456gonna cry, hag lover?
>>43429445akutan
Meanwhile Ru is fucking dead
>>43429463in each leg
I don't get why Okayu likes Demon Slayer so much, it's fucking tiresome when pretty much every major enemy has some sort of poison gimmick
*teleports in*
>>43429452Japan has small portions and the quality of food is better. KFC in Japan is like a delicacy. It's not the garbage you get in America.
>>43429471That's her leg press PR?Pretty weak
Your oshi is getting old and fat btw
>>43429473maybe they should get some fucking immunity to poison then, dumbass characters
>>43429494yeah but almost every day though
Have you ever tried masturbating while in this pose? It feels really lewd, I highly recommend it.
>>43429502hot
>>43429505how do I masturbate if my hands are touching the ground
>>43429518They don't have to be touching the ground.
>>43429505is it because you kinda feel like a woman?
>>43429505do I thrust through the forearms? your pose makes no fucking sense, did you upload the wrong image?
>>43429427too big?
>>43429505I only masturbate lying on my back, otherwise my belly blocks my dick
>>43429524then it's not the same pose, you should have just said while squating>>43429527fuck off tranny
i want korosan to play sonic heroes
The squatting position is amazing.
Kanata should squat on my fact
>>43429546...if you're trying to shit outdoors
>>43429505>>43429546milking table with holos
>>43429491Honest and innocent question, are you really the Selenfag? If so, why are you doing this? Why Hololive of all vtubing places?
>>43429555them hating it makes this hot
>>43429561I don't have friends or a job. My family hates me and I'm obese and ugly.
>>43429561W-what? I'm not this Selenfaggot guy. I still don't know why you guys keep confusing me with him. I just like Hololive, Nijisanji is boring as fuck.
>>43429561I fucking hate Hololive, that's all. Couldn't care less about this green slut
>>43429569>>43429574>>43429582This feels like samefagging to me!
Stop using my oshi to falseflag please...
How do you call people that don't watch any streams and only fap to holos?
>>43429597I don't think they have a specific term for that
>>43429597Holophile?
>>43429560What's a milking table?
>>43429614Like a massage table but with a hole for the penis, so someone can be under the table and milk it
>>43429616I'm imaging Mio milking me...
>>43429616Sounds hot
>>43429622Skirting the line of femdom, which is objectively gay
The greenturd is a noupagpag he outed itself in the /#/ thread on /vt/ before
>>43429621
>>43429626He outed itself multiple times before here.
>>43429637Miosha, how are you planning on treating me?
>>43429561who is forcing this meme this time?
>>43429624nothing gay about that
>>43429642I really like this image
>>43429642s-slow down miosha, I want to last longer
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, its fucking 90 already I hate the summer!!
You're a slut.
>>43429654https://litter.catbox.moe/vaesbc.jpg
>>43429673that feels really good
>>43429673this would be very good image if not for the flesh fang
your oshi lives like thishttps://youtube.com/shorts/iLTNoIJPuVI?feature=share
Am I the only one who thinks that there is the Selenfag who constantly shits up every board and thread and an unironic cuckling who resides only here?
why the fuck is Miosha so fucking hot?
>>43429680https://litter.catbox.moe/jy6ghu.jpg
>>43429695may I put it in?
This niga erufu is addicted to playing as a loli kara and shooting huge loads
>>43429670But I'm a virgin
>>43429709she is still playing?
>>43429700https://litter.catbox.moe/q643wn.jpg
>>43429719yeah...
>>43429723>condom>no pubesthis is not miosha, this is an IMPOSTER!
>>43429725opened her stream and she sounded like she had an orgasm and is now """crying"""do I blame the knife ears for causing her to be this way
>>43429730https://litter.catbox.moe/w06los.jpg
https://twitter.com/jakada_ani/status/1654977686064775168
>>43429736what does one have to do to get a miosha wife? she's perfect in every way
1 milly! https://youtu.be/U2jl3QIoVws
>>43429736Is this traced or something? Why does it look so weird?
https://litter.catbox.moe/9wsd6a.jpg
>>43429689yes, but where is the fun of not messing with the original greenturd head like that?
>>43429784holy shit, I don't think I would last a minute inside her
>>43429796https://litter.catbox.moe/rq6oxa.jpg
>>43429814mio lewd poster, do you perform a dominant mio or a submissive mio?
>>43429820https://litter.catbox.moe/2mis7x.jpegIn general, dominant
hololive isn't fun without Towa...
All Kenzoku Are Bastards
>>43429837my fantasy is mio teaching a virigin like me how to have sex and reassure me if I prematurely ejaculated
Your oshi watches Mr.Beast videos
When will Hololive get on Nijisanji level?
>>43429853Naruto videos you mean.
>>43429848https://litter.catbox.moe/n9e522.jpgThat's nice too
Miko should play NARUTO X BORUTO Ultimate Ninja STORM CONNECTIONS
>>43429756Congrats Miko!
If Towa doesn't come back soon I'm going to cry
>>43429882Boruto is garbage, even Miko didn't like it and she thinks Naruto is the most influential manga ever created
https://exhentai.org/s/c58dc584ca/2546339-1Chocosen is rough on me today too...
>>43429685https://youtube.com/shorts/VDGPrH1MVw0?feature=shareqt
>>43429912I don't care man, I just want her to play the game and relive Naruto's story while playing it
Jirai onna girls are on demand
>>43429685imagine being a neighbour and having to deal with all the bugs that are attracted by that retard
>>43429923>botenberg
>>43429923Kyaradain used to draw a LOT of loli Choco years ago, it's a shame he stopped
>>43429923all I get is a picture of a sad panda
>>43429938this chloe?
>>43429685why do japs just leave kitchen knives lying around?
>>43429938>Jirai onna girls are on demandlies, hags are on demand
>>43429968where would you put a kitchen knife when you don't have a kitchen
>>43429969Only for single ojiisans
Thoughts?
For me, it's shiraken scholar society.
https://twitter.com/R_7qq/status/1655182990211977217>good morning.>When I wake up, I have a high fever, a transcendent sore throat, and many other acclaimed episodes, so I can't deliver it.>Seriously sorryWow. This sure looks a heck of a lot like Laplus' symptoms...There's no way they got each other sick, is there?
>>43429999false, I'm in my early 20s and I long for a early 30s hag
>>43430008Rion is Sumire's, back off.
Why are the EN fans making all the good games? Step it up JP.
>>43429961No, that's me
Flare come on wrap this shit up I need to sleep
>>43430035Japanese people can hardly use computers.
>>43430052Next thing you will say that they suck at driving you racist piece of shit
>>43430076Would you get in the Uber if this was your driver?
>>43430081no, Towa is a terrible driver
koone LOVE coco kiryu?
>>43430081Depends, what's her review score?
>>43430081there is no uber in japan though
>>43430093everyone loves coco
>>43430104Over half of this thread was not watching Hololive when she was active.
I'd fuck Ina.
>>43430048I think there's still two hours left
>>43430111a good reason to add her in every game
>>43430111I've never watched Coco even when she was still active
>Flare played Splatoon with Noel for two and a half hours. >Kept playing after Noel left for over six hoursFlare is literally that friend
>>43430114
>>43430127>>43430114*begs*
>>43430184
>>43430008>Every person who went to the latest Towa apex sex discord orgy caught the chink flugrass
https://twitter.com/tomohiro0815/status/1655104706375741441Big Yukihana
HOLY SHIT, POLKA WAS WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT, WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE ALRIGHT??
>>43430123Is splatoon that good? I don't have a switch.
>>43430001too fat and too flat
asa mio doko
>>43430001already seen this imageand again i'll say left
>>43430240I'm edging, Mion is starting in 10
>>43430230she's just autistic about it because she thinks her inkling is cute
>>43430001the being manipulated, not caring, and loving every second of it duo
It's all Towa's fault
https://twitter.com/broccoli_vcos/status/1655051088268259328
>>43430184MAMACITA
>Fauna is using a still image of the humping pumping carrot trophyWhat is even the pointPekora commissioned it to be humping and pumping for a reasonThis is going against your senpai's explicit wishesThe sheer disrespectGreen truly is the worst colour
>>43430248Understandable reason.
>>43430260she better have fucking pubes in this
>>43430248I'm suddenly reminded of her hidden twitter account where she used the words "どちゃくそシコい" to describe an inkling.
Your greenwhore will always be a failure
morning mio sex
>>43430265Carrot fuckmachine is too lewd for mommy...
>>43430338Mio will wake you up in the morning with either a blowjob or a handjob
*shaves your pubes*
>>43430349Thanks bro
>>43430265Only rubber ross gets to hump mommy
Taiga acting like a bitch again
Any of Laplus' friends live?
>>43430349
>>43429597Holocoomers
I don't really believe in the concept of Towa
https://litter.catbox.moe/kanq83.pngthoughts?
Towa isn't real until observed
>>43430389Looks uncomfortable
>>43430342I wonder how that would feel
>>43430389nipples not erect enough
>>43430389I always wonder if it's really possible to open a vagina like that with tape like that and how it'd feel for the girl like what Matsuri doesLike is it similar to if I were to use tape to glue my foreskin down so it can't move back up?Probably not right? Since this like holds the girl open it'd probably let air in and stuff and slowly cool down inside and feel very different like if you kept your mouth open without breathing and you slowly feel the inside getting colder and tingly or something but without holding it open yourself like removing that entire layer of agency from yourself it just is open and you don't do anything for it to be that way. I really am curious how it feels to be a woman in general like sex wise you can try playing with your butt but that's nowhere the same as playing with your vagina since it's not designed to be that way and any pleasure you feel playing with your butt is purely evolutionary coincidence since the prostate ended up close by it but with a vagina it's evolved to be as pleasurable as possible so we'd create more offspring so it's probably really next level pleasure incomparable to anything else
I really wish I was a cutely lewd Holo girlBut I'm just a boring normal guy and it sucks
>>43430443Hey, hey. You're my cute, boring guy. That's what matters.
>>43430443there has never been a better time to transition into being a lewd girl as a guyjust be yourself anon
>>43430389Lately there has been a second boom of Matsuri porn and i'm loving it.
>>43430458That's ridiculousI'm a man and will stay a man unless genderswap doujin science becomes realityDoesn't stop me from admiring cutely lewd Holo girls and dreaming about the pleasures of a woman though
Towa will never know the pleasure of being cummed inside
>>43430443Put on a Towa cosplay
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwsGxpyIDac>6:48>"some idols let their fans hug or kiss them"when will hololive have this? I want to fuck my oshi. I will pay whatever the price. My life savings, any body part she wants, my entire soul if I can get one lick of her armpits.
>>43430438supachat holos about it, I am sure some of the more sexually frustrated ones have tried it
https://twitter.com/AZKi_VDiVA/status/1655339487734685696https://twitter.com/AZKi_VDiVA/status/1655347276670291969Married Woman My Beloved
>>43429858You mean shittalking an already graduated member in front of the stream? Hopefully never.
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/105844550
>>43430515stop reminding me that it is monday
KEKI
>>43430029yeah this some hard coping. sorry sumire he is Laplus'
>Kanata plays Dark Souls >Heimin lose their minds>Flare plays nothing but Splatoon all night for hours>Nothing from elfriends
>>43430501Towa lets me kiss her
>>43430554to be fair it was just one particularly burnt out heimin, I've been there, hopefully he recovers
>>43430515I still don't know if she's talking about hololive or not...
>>43430518Flare laughed at Rushia situation on live.
>>43430412amazing because Mio is a caring and loving woman that will give you her all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3ouqthBOaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTOm65IZnegKanatan!?
I miss Haachama's lewd ASMR
COHEE??!
When is Cover going to announce all the new TOVID infections
>>43430554there are a lot of Special Needs heimin
Slow and steady urufu
>>43430008>>43430190It's basically confirmed that Laplus has Off-paCorona.
https://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1655351927197294594IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT !!
Raito is going on an overseas trip next week, so expect Shion not to stream at all since she's going with him.
>>43430624Pretty much confirms they all got COVID, wonder why Cover isn't announcing it.
>>43430616that's really cute
Shion's world is too dark without Raito
>>43427631What a cute married woman
>>43430628wtf is this true?
>>43430624The Final Yab is upon us...
>>43430628Because Marvel probably wouldn't like the PR of the Guardians of the Galaxy screening that loads of them went to being some sort of Superspreader event
>>43430515AZKi and her roommate account really is that classic "Once the stream shuts off all color drains from the world" image but on Twitter instead.
>>43430628Only those with boyfriends.
I don't like the fact that more people are realizing how cute AZKi is
>shion and Rialto>laplus and HanamuraWill never be as real as DaddyRossxMommyFauna
Twap The Superspreader
pekora is smooching subaru
>>43430637Most likely true, I forget who all went, but there was a sponsored movie premiere event that Towa + Laplus went to, then Towa met up with Shion + Miko + Aqua + Suisei and others I'm forgetting, and then Towa went back to Aqua's house with Suisei. Pretty much all the people involved are now sick except Suisei.
>>43430661>Fauna's e-celeb connection is a literal cuckCan't make this shit up.
>>43430670The cuck strikes back
>>43430668how does suisei do it
>>43430667please let them survive... they haven't even had a 1-on-1 offcollab yet...
>>43430678Stones don't get sick
>>43430628I fucking hate laplus
>>43430668>Suisei is taking two weeks off suddenlyshe has covid and is keeping it private
>>43430035Can't beat EN shitters when it comes to begging and leeching.
>>43430668Subaru is the only one you forgot
Cumming inside Mion after Asamio
>>43430687Why? Dante must Die Mode: Try to answer without sounding like a complete schizo
*cums on Ayame's feet*
>>43430658no need to be jealous anon
>>43430705*sucks on Ojou's cum-covered toes*
>>43430668Quite a few more went to the Guardians of the Galaxy event than those two. Fairly certain Subaru and Foob were also there
>>43430624Thank God Pekora is such an autist since this means she probably dodged this contagion event. Unless some staff got it and she caught it during the Mario tournament
>>43430709but but but but...
I'd drink Towa's COVID saliva
LaplusTowaMikoAquaProbably SuiseiWho else got sick?
>>43430710Very based.
>>43430738Subaru
https://twitter.com/Alvsborgs_cre/status/1655337210084835329Sextival
>>43430738Me
>>43430705>>43430710>>43430743Why don't you two just skip the middle man and fuck each other?
>>43430668Suisei isn’t streaming this month because something happened
>>43430752They want a bisexual 3 way with Ayame's feet
>>43430747I hate the meme underwear
>>43430718It's just covid, m8. Not been a big deal for years. Loads of Holos have caught it in the past and nothing happened.
>>43430703Not even that anon but its completely normal to hate manipulative whores
Where do I get that commando movie with japanese dubs?
>>43430752I'm straight
>>43430757But they're just using Oujo like a dinner plate.
It actually is Towa's fault...
>>43430760Never said she'd die or anything but why would you want her to be out of commission for a while at all? Plus excessive coughing with an already strained throat isn't exactly a positive thing.
>>43430760This. The schizo is chimping out about it as if it's May 2020 rather than May 2023. First time I've seen anyone get this worked up over the coof for at least a year and a half
>>43430752that's gay
>>43430767I asked why you hate Laplus, not why you hate your mother. And you failed Dante must Die Mode...
>>43430760I would be a bit worried if Subaru had it considering she has preexisting conditions. Also tends to be worse for people who are completely out of shape like Aqua probably is, though she's also young so will probably still be fine.
Mommy keeps saying "it needs to be REALLY hard tho!" while building her Mario level and it makes my peeper tingle...
>>43430787You have to be over 18 to post here
>>43425840Add >>43430624 to this
>>43430777When did I say I "want" anything like that. I just told you to stop being a melodramatic fag over the equivalent of the common cold
>>43430780>Not wanting your oshi to be out of commission for a while means you are a schizoI know the word schizo has lost most of its meaning but this is too much.
https://twitter.com/v00393251/status/1654695305647128579Fubuchan eroi...
>>43430787what fucking board are you from? Go back
>>43430793>Zoomers>Knowing Dante Must Die ModeBaffling post
>>43430796People keep conflating anons not wanting their oshi to get sick = you must be lapschizo.
>>43430793>>43430800Bro your phone posting...
>>43430658Now just imagine how her husband feels.
>>43430747not fat enough
>>43430624my akwa my poor akwa...
>>43430794Botan did not participate in the dinner.
>>43430816I wonder if it's a prideful "Everyone is jealous of me cause I have a cute wife" or a resentful "fuck off she's mine"
>>43430816it must feel fucking great. everyone lusts after your wife but only YOU get to have her.
>>43430806I know thats like 1/5th of your total lifetime but DMC5 came out 3 years ago
>>43430795It would still force her to stop streaming until it heals so obviously I'm worried if she were to catch it. How is that being melodramatic?
>>43430720yeah? spit it out
>>43430796That's a whole lot of projection. Would you be chimping out this much over any of them catching the flu? I know Americans were brainwashed into believing that the coof was going to be an extinction event but this is a bit much this far down the timeline
>>43430816Reassured since he's the only one that gets to touch her.
>>43430831heh
>>43430833I want her to be mine and mine alone
>>43430839if he touched her properly she wouldn't be so stressed out
>>43430794someone fix this we all know laplus is p-zero
>>43430831And the meme "Dante must die Mode" has been around since DMC1
>>43430838You also don't seem to grasp the meaning of the phrase "Chimping out".
>>43430794Thankfully my oshi wasn't there
>>43430844There are plenty of lonely unmarried japanese hags out there, some are even erotic. Like Pochi. Why don't you lust after them instead of a married woman?
>>43430847But DMC is still relevant so idk why you are pretending zoomers wouldn't know about it
>>43430832Why would it automatically "force her to stop". Loads of people infected either experience no symptoms at all or light ones. Why are you jumping to the extremes?
>>43427788Turbo purple whore
>>43430854the forbidden fruit is the most enchanting. also, who's to say I'm not lusting after them as well?
>>43430855Because posting "Dante must die Mode" in the context of a flippant challenge here has been happening since this website was created
The Japanese Word of the Day is...
>>43430856nta but Pekora's throat would probably get murdered by Covid. It gets murdered if she laughs too much...
>>43430855Because it's an ancient oldfag meme? You could have gone for a few different attack angles on it but implying age was a retarded one
>>43430856Yes I really do wonder why I think the person with an already strained throat would stop streaming to make sure her throat isn't further damaged during an illness.If she were one of the lucky ones to get no symptoms then that's fine, but even a constant light coughing means she obviously wouldn't stream.I get the impression that you don't watch Pekora if you think she would risk streaming with a condition that puts extra strain on the throat.
>>43430879marriage with this bean
>>43430875A common cold, flu or any general virus would be just as bad. Are you concerned about her catching these things to? Shits just a part of life now, brah.
>>43430873personally I haven't been on /v/ for years and years and I only remember that phrase from way way back, isn't that phrase basically as old as the SMT Nocturne sticker meme?
>>43430844well too bad, I have paid more attention to her now that she has streamed more actively and I am all for it
You guys don't understand...this isn't your common COVID...this is TOVID...
I think my oshi got covid from offpako and spread it to rest of the holos. Sorry about that guyst. plusmate
>>43430879That's the stuff
>>43430879why can't my local librarians be this cute
>>43430886>Are you concerned about her catching these things to?Yes, are you retarded by any chance? What about; "I don't want her to get sick and not be able to stream" didn't you understand?
>>43430879https://streamable.com/b0gpqk
>>43430890t...
>>43430890the effect of TOVID
>>43430898Why is she vibrating
>>43430887Nocturne didn't introduce it and the saying was probably really made popular with DMC3 (the peak of the series). That "Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series" is enduringly funny though
>>43430903It's called Tworbing
>>43430903Severe case of the tworbs
>>43430892The glasses look too good on Azki for some reason
>>43430903As I said, the effect of TOVID. here's the footage of patient zero
>>43430895Stop being an irritating concernfaggot, please
>>43430879This remake was genius.
why kenzokeks why
>>43430794>>43430628>>43430668>>43430668You forgot about this guy, so add him too: https://twitter.com/R_7qq/status/1655182990211977217He must have gotten it from either Towa or Laplus. It's way too much of a coincidence that he has the same exact symptoms.
>>43430895You should petition cover to keep her in a sterilised room in bubble wrap and only allow her out to the studio in a hazmat.
No one ever posts vintage azki anymore.
>>43430915Rion only fucks Vspos
>>43430879Imagine Azki with lipstick...my dick...
Is it a coincidence that kenzoku and pioneers become active at the same times? I think not
>>43430915Anon, nobody cares about the literal who that you spent hours trawling twitter for who also has covid symptoms.
>>43430926There are no actual pioneers in the thread anymore. Just posers.
>>43430926Kenzoku are passive cucks, Pioneers want to do the cucking
>>43430928>crazy racoon>literal whoAre you for real? That is literally the team that Towa is always playing with on stream, moron.
Sniffing Azukichi’s used underwear
>>43430930Prove that you're an OG thenI used to meme about Azki being stuck in the studio
>>43430915Or this bloke picked up the highly infectious virus in his normal everyday life like most people do and it isn't attributable to anything
>>43430917>Hoping your oshi didn't catch the currently ongoing infection within her workplace is the same as being afraid every time she goes outsideI bet you felt clever when you built that strawman. But I'm the one at fault for letting you bait me this far, this is your last you.
I hate golden week now...
>>43430934Yes, a literal who. I don't give a fuck what eceleb you obsess over.
>chinks still self reporting by freaking out over COVID
>tfw I haven't took any shot so far since the pandemic startedHow is your life going Covidfags? Oh wait, all of you are dead or at least almost dying by now LMAO
>>43430938He is literally one of Towa's friends, retard.
I sat through Azki's vtuber concerts together with anons.
orally pleasuring AZKi under her office desk
We only care about rpr here.
Otsunui!
>>43430945He also interacted with Shion. Literally Yamada's clique..
>>43430946I could barely see over your dumb hat, faggot.
>>43430942So one of Towa and Laplus' male friends has the same exact symptoms that they do and got sick at the exact same time as them, and you say you don't care? Are you sure? That's an awfully big coincidence, lapcuck...
Licking Azki's neck and removing her marriage ring
>>43430926They secretly watch Mumei and also they are tsun tsun for Fauna
>>43430961Let's send him some oranges to his hospital room together then.
>>43430939Christ just shut the fuck up. They are all just as likely to catch this shit in their daily lives on the stupidly busy trains or going shopping or going to their dance and singing lessons as they are hanging out with coworkers. Yes, it's great that a person isn't ill but acting like a worried bitch all the time isn't productive
Next thread will be worse
>>43430926Keked by towa while keking azki's husband, the complete experience.
Why are kenzoku like this? Why do they like eceleb dick so much?
>>43430961>Exact same symptomsIt's almost like covid gives people very similar symptoms as it generally works the same way on whoever it infects! Wowzers!
>>43430964Go back beggar
>>43430973And Matsuri crying on one corner
beggar holo when
>>43430983Homos, one of them is a female male
>>43430969Only an idiot would think they all got it from random places. It's obvious that one of them was sick and introduced it to the others. The proof is that the only ones getting sick are the ones that were all together recently.
>>43430977Try to tell me you don't like it.
>>43430980You are fooling anyone kenzocuck, I know you have a tab for Fauna right now somewhere on your Opera
>>43430961>Spends all day crying about fictional Holo interactions with "e-celebs">Is more in tune with the comings and goings of "e-celebs" more than any Holo has ever demonstratedEvery time
Mommy is playing poop SFX in Mario Maker and giggling...
Is Towa a female male?
>>43430992**arent
>>43430995Shut the fuck up beggar we're discussing laplus yab here
>>43430979The ones in Towa/Laplus' circle that are getting sick were all the ones that met up recently. This guy is also part of that circle, but wasn't at their movie premier. So was it Towa or Laplus that gave it to him and was it before or after the movie?
>>43430961Yes, this is the digital covid that affects people over discord and mutates to be lobby specific. Those pesky Chinese have been at it again
>>43430997I've seen a female male towa cosplay jav.Sounded more female than actual towa. Pretty cute too.
An aqua in the hand is worth two in the bush.
>>43430961Literally who is this guy and how is he connected to Towa and La+
>>43430988You say this but only one of them actually has confirmed covid
>>43431006Yes, I think I know which one you're talking about, I jerked off a couple of times to that JAV, I remember it well.
>>43430790>Subaru had it considering she has preexisting conditionsso does mioso does okayuso does botanso does polkaso does lunaand the list goes on
>>43431005オフ無し?
It was me, I gave them the covids. I went to the secret stock holder meet and greet knowing full well I was sick.
Still waiting on an okayu coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsLpzkhpSQY
>>43431012yeah but....what about Aqua's bush?
>>43431003Yes the only covid infections currently in Japan are limited to a Hololive Capeshit screening or a crazy racoon discord server.
>>43431019Did you get to hold towa's stock?
>>43430718pekora was with marine though
What happened in the great offpeko
>>43431003>This guy is also part of that circleNo he's not
AZKi's husband has been too traumatized to touch his wife after the incident with Towa in the Cover Corp elevator
>>43430738Miko tweeted she's already fine. She just got a sore throat
AZKi's husband is afraid of getting covid from azki
>>43431030Pekovid genesis event
>>43431013Are you retarded? >@CrazyRaccoon406 Streamer 《VALORANT 優勝世界大会出場》《Overwatch 優勝世界大会出場》《AVA 優勝世界大会出場 世界大会準優勝》配信:http://twitch.tv/CR_rion 動画:http://youtube.com/rioncr>CrazyRaccoonIt's the same pro group that Towa took a break from streaming for when they all went to Japan last year. These are the guys that Towa is always playing Apex with on stream.
>>43430938desperate cope by yet another cuckmate.
This thread talks more about Laplus than about anything else, don't you ever get tired?
>>43431005>over discordAnon. The implication is that they met up IRL.Laplus has Offpacorona.
>>43431046That's like saying Suisei is somehow close with all of Nijisanji just because she has links with Toko
Glad my oshi isn't dying like yours, hopefully turn to worse so you can fuck off from here.
>>43431030What do you think
>>43431046Why am I expected to know that and how is he connected to La+
>>43431053This but towa.
Fifth impact when?
>>43431057so you mean suisei gave STD to all nijisanji? damn it suisei
>fuck around with roommate activities>suddenly gets covidwow its definitely a coincidence
>>43431061me on the left
>>43431024This is like saying that you think all the holos that are sick right now all got it from separate, random people, and not each other, even though the only ones getting sick in the company right now are the ones that were hanging out together off-stream.In other words, you're retarded.
>>43431069No, only to poor toko.
>kenzokeks vs pluskeksDance monkeys
>>43431052>>43431055Damn, the discord really is invested in pushing this dumbfuck narative. What happened to the "Sapporo Milkiss/Valorant" narative?
guess the lapschizo just found another e-celeb to get obsessed with, are you gonna start watching his streams then create interactions in your head again? what a miserable person you are lmao
>>43431005heh>>43430969god you are desperate
>>43430969And your little tantrum is productive?. And following the chain of comments is your obvious that what is triggering you is the need to convince the other guy that Covid is not that bad and you should probably take your crusade somewhere else.
>>43431053She's a walking yab machine. I hope she does something really stupid like Lucia and gets fired before she ruins hololive
>invites them to get them all sickheh, nothing personal.
>>43431057He and Towa are friends, you moron.
>>43431076>Says this>Still only one covid infectionAnd yes, viruses often go through a population in waves and spread I discriminately through a population. Stereotypically in Japan the Flu season is in February. But yes, according to you every flu infection must be the result of specific intentional meetups.
>>43431094That was a great offpeko huh
>>43431046towa had sex with an entire fps team?she is like the aya hirano of hololive
Pekora makes me laugh everytime, she looks dumber than any holo to me
>>43431023Aqua shaves, we've seen her in a swimsuit.
>>43431046You realize there's like 40 people in Crazy Raccoon right. Half of them are no names, it's like a Japanese person telling you they love hololive and you assume they're talking about Iofi.
>>43431104proof?
>>43431087covid isn't a bit deal, muttbro. We arnt going back to lockdowns
i hate shavingi demand hairy bush and pits
ngl I miss covid and lockdowns
Remember that Towa has a discord with these males and this group toohttps://apexlegendsstatus.com/clubs/9606404c-69dc-486d-8ffd-3183a2d811d6
Keep sperging out and he gets it.
>>43431091They've literally never interacted
If you guys don't stop talking shit about laplus I will spam fauna
>>43431103She's a comedical genius
>One of Towa and Laplus' close male friends gets sick>Laplus comes down with the exact same symptoms>The only people in Hololive getting sick are the ones that hung out earlier with Laplus and Towa.It's obvious that either Towa or Laplus was hanging out with him IRL.
why are ensharts like this
>>43431088>Walking yab machine>Only "yab" she ever had was joining a rust server prematurelyI don't count headcanon as "yabs"
where is mayori
>>43431119>countering shit with shitLoathsome
pop off sapKINGS
>>43431122Proof that they're close friends?
PISSMATES ARE COVID EXPERTS NOW?>PISSMATES ARE COVID EXPERTS NOW?
>>43431106
>>43431135poop off*
>>43431122They've never once interacted with him in any format
Fauna is the whore queen. QUEEN!
>>43431122STFU SCHIZO that makes no sense
I am Towa's close friend
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1655369796245143553Cute
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1655369796245143553
Naked Korone
>>43431139>PissmatesThat's a new one. Filter dodging again?
It's been like a year since that brown EN graduated due to back cancer. I do not remember her. BROWN EN INDIFFERENCE!
Can we discuss about Lui?
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1655368109983952898
>>43431140That's very goodbut the real question is, when will they dig up that swimsuit?
>>43431139Pagpag gives me a high iq I know more about covid than anyone
>>43431099>Only one covid infectionYou mean only one CONFIRMED covid infection, you disingenuous faggot.None of the others who were with them who are all experiencing shortness of breath, fatigue, and sore throats have said anything yet about whether they tested for Covid or not. But the fact remains that a bunch of the girls are sick right now and they were all together offline a couple days ago. It doesn't take a pathologist with a PhD to figure out what happened.
>>43431105so towa had sex with 40 dudes in one week? I wonder if korosan has that kind of stamina
>>43431154You mean Flare's old outfit?
>>43431155Did Towa cum inside Lui? Yes? Ok, let's discuss Lui then I guess.
>>43431155Thighjob? Intercrual sex?
Whilst the discord is busy having their simulated "Lapfag v Lapanti" war for the 10000th time I'm sitting here happy that she seems to be getting better and is in good spirits. Get well soon, Lapu
>>43431155Rui*
>>43431140cute punichi
I do wonder if you spergs would be shouting as much as you are if anyone else was confirmed to be sick first.
>>43431099They were all together a few days ago and now they're all getting sick. Are you being purposefully retarded? Do you not know how diseases spread? Do they not teach you biology or even just basic sanitation in you third world shithole?
>if you don't like laplus you are from the greenturd discordWhy are cuckmates like this?
>>43431174if you wouldn't make this trade you don't love your oshi
>>43431179You're literally one guy'd.
>>43431102Her month break coincided with the moment that Crazy raccoon landed in Japan last fall.
>>43431176Die
>>43431164That laplus is a super spreader who caught covid from a male?
>>43431164>Can't dance around the fact that there are no others with declared COVID>Calls others disingenuousWere you the same person that said that Roboco can't have been the one who gave Lap covid because it wasnt ever announced despite her having a cough a few days before? Why should it work one way and not the other?
>>43431176https://twitter.com/takanerui???
>>43431175Yes yes schizo we all know you aren't part of the shitflinging
>>43431176Shion yo...
>>43431164>Reeeee it's confirmed because I say it is!Meds.
I'm blaming lapwhore and towhore for this. It's clearly their fault.
>>43431199>>43431207/pol/ tier dishonesty
Nakirigumi awfully quiet during all this shit flinging...
YES MY COVID
Sooooo..... *slaps Lamy button*
Towa sure has done it this time
>>43431182If they are all getting sick around the same time then that surely means that they were all infected at the same time? Sorry anon, but it would have been FAR better for your narative had the other Holos developed symptoms over a week after Lap. That would have demonstrated the incubation period.As it stands, they were all together at a movie screening which is the most logical time and place for any infection
>>43431216Why did you edit out RBC of the first section
>>43431216Based
>>43431218
I ordered McDonalds for dinner since I'm too busy to cook dinner tonight
>>43431199I am not that person and haven't been following the Roboco situation.
>>43431224Because RBC is already tested negative for covid
>>43431222Do you not watch streams?
>>43431111bigger
>>43431238Proofs?
covidmates still blaming RBC
>>43431224Imbecile
>>43431151abayo
>>43431222Laplus had symptoms and was officially diagnosed before any of the other holos started showing syndromes
>>43431243
Attacking a Holo for catching a common virus is maybe the most schizophrenic things I've seen the shitposters here do. Especially since it's hardly the first time it's happened. Truly Chink tier behaviour
>>43431249cover not making an announcement that she got covid, they are very particular about that
>>43431249RBC is still streaming normally and she said she didnt get covid after she went to the doctor
>>43431261What???????
>>43431260The discord isn't attacking the Holo. It's just posting shit to annoy the fans as per usual.
>>43431260If lapmates weren't so desperate regarding it it would have died by now but instead they are blaming robocco
>>43431215ayame doesnt even know what hololive is.
if laplus really was a plague rat AZKi would have stuck her tongue down her throat so she could get out of work
Holos like this?
>>43431278Holy sex.
>>43431222>>43431216>over a week afterThe 2 week incubation period is a maximum, you absolute brainlet. Sypmtoms can start appearing anywhere from 2 days to 2 weeks after infection. When one of my family members got it, I got it less than 4 days after. You are really fucking dumb, anon.
>>43431280Not Laplus since she always uses condoms
>>43431278i really, really, really like this hag.
>>43431261If that is the case than no one but Laplus should be in that image, since she's literally the only one who tested positive.
>>43431278Fuck this imageI am so old...
>>43431261Cover never announced when Gura had covid, but she did according to her return stream. It seems to be up to the individual whether or not it's announced.
>>43431259iine
>>43431285>>43431289I'm glad that there are people who still understand this reference
Roboco is ASYMPTOMATIC only SCHIZOS and ANTIS(You) will deny itSimple as
>>43431293It's not even that old.
I love these dorks
When the Discord group sends its people, they’re not sending their best...
>>43431286The others are suspiciously getting sick with covid symptoms at the same time after some of them met the patient zero Laplus and spreaded it to other holos
>>43431280t...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEmTKu7VxRsMoomsies in a Mooment
>>43431280me when i'm getting the towa banana
>>43431301anon, the original image was 13 years ago...
>>43431260No one is attacking her for catching covid, retard.They are attacking her because she is probably the one who spread it to the others. She probably also got it from one of the parties that she goes to all the time.
>>43431273>It would have died by nowCome on now, mate. We both know that isnt true. Youve been forcing this threadly every day
>>43431321cute...
>>43431317Yeah but it still gets posted all the time.
An INTERPOL notice has been put out for Tokoyami Towa
>Muh proofPost the PCR niggertormo
>>43431317no...
>>43431283And it didn't kill you? That's a damn shame. I hope you treated your relatives like you're treating a Holo. Blamed them for infecting you and all that nonsense
That's a lot of headcanon
>>43431332
*starts twerking*
>>43431331really? people don't go on /b/ anymore and that's the only board I remember seeing the image
>>43431291It's a different case with sidebranches. Also you could be lying because no one here watches them
>>43431308And your proof of this is what, Dr Fauci-kun?
>>4343131713 years ago Mio...
>>43431317Yamete...
Can you faggots ease with your schizophrenic autism already? I'm trying to watch mommy in peace.
>>43431347I wonder what JK Mio was like
Do you have a peer reviewed study to back up your claim m8?
>>43431308According to your own previous statement none of those girls have covid though.
>>43431354Hairy
>>43431318>They arnt attacking her for being sick!>They are just attacking her for the things that the virus does!!Finally. A post that is pure, undiluted autism. Took us a while to refine it.
>>43431336>>43431318>>43431308>>43431291>>43431286>>43431277>>43431273Pure lies
I ordered my food 30 minutes ago, but I haven't received an update on it yet...
>>43431359h-hot!
Laplus said that for the last few weeks she's basically been a hikikomori and the only times she went out anywhere were with the other girls to the movies and quick runs to the conbini, but Patra already confirmed that she's a liar because she talked about Laplus going to her cafe which was only open April 21 to April 30.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2fmjhlz58k&t=548s
>>43431346Are you saying a lot of holos are not sick right now?
>>43431362Rider got COVID. He probably hangs out in the crazy racoon discord so you know it's definitely covid
>>43431342I've seen it on /a/, /g/, /biz/, even /jp/
Instead of arguing you should listen to Matsuri being cute on twitcast
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1655376977757626368IT'S FUCKING OVER
https://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1655351927197294594
>>43431374Fucking hell....
>>43431369With covid? Where are the announcements?
>>43431358They're sick and showing covid symptoms, also Roboco already tested negative so you should stop blaming her
>>43431366消せ消せ消せ消せ
>>43431374towa baby
>>43431374I knew someone was graduating kek
What's this conspiracy theory? That Roboco got everyone sick on purpose? Is this legit or just Roboco hate?
>>43431362Sorry for the delay, cops stopped me due to the amount of smoke coming out of the car.Here's you order
Miko kitahttps://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1655374324558352384
>>43431366She went to Patras cafe with other Holos?! This won't STAND, sister!
>>43431382See >>43431383
>Covid 2 years agoOh that sucks hope she's ok>Covid in the era of unity and green turd>WHORE WHORE WHORE PATIENT ZERO MAAALE
I finally made it...
>>43431361>Pure lieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GExW9sWx9ENow post the tweet where Cover said Gura had covid, retard. I'll wait.
>>43431383I have never blamed Roboco, but your proof of RBC being negative was "Cover didn't announce it", going by that logic every other girl except Laplus is also negative.
>>43431383Just having a symptom doesn't indicate covid.
>>43431366>FBK La+ and Miko went to the Patra cafeI have a false memory of Korone tweeting about this.
>>43431406RBC is already tested negative for covid, she's even still streaming regularly
>>43431400Well, that makes things more complicated. Based sidebrancher enjoyer being one of the actual few sane people here right now.
>>43431366>Laplus saidNo shit
>>43431366>Laplus said that for the last few weeks she's basically been a hikikomori and the only times she went out anywhere were with the other girls to the movies and quick runs to the conbini,Did she really though, she literally streamed from the office in late April
>>43431397>Covid 2 years agoTOVID...>Covid nowTOVID...
OH MY GOD, WHO CARES?
>>43431413Idiot
Yes Matsuri, jiraikei onna are indeed cute
>>43431397The discord has been fucking desperate for something it can make drama about, please understand. Yes I know making drama over a virus that can be caught anywhere and passed on before anyone realises isn't really a great foundation for drama but they are trying hard despite this
Covid is codeword for hpv because la+ held an orgy party with e-celebs and invited holos to join.
>>43431398Congrats
>>43431423Stop shitting the thread beggar
Hello is this the Laplus general
>Towa and Laplus went to a party with male fps streamers>A male from that group is confirmed to have covid>Some days after, Towa and Laplus went to the capeshit premiere>Towa had a dinner with other holos>Laplus is confirmed tested positive for Covid>Now other holos are getting sick showing signs of covid symptoms
>>43431441Not exactly, but feel free to post cute Laplus images.
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR POINTLESS NONDRAMA
>>43431366She pretty much has been. First part of the month was full Apex grinding. She was like 9th in streaming hours for April. Her going to Patras cafe with Foob wasn't hidden knowledge
>>43431441Yes we talk about Laplus all the time here
>>43431436S-sugoi...
You know it's bad when I agree with the yuckymin
>>43431448Too green
>>43431448Laplus went to a party with male fps streamers*towapi is a victim here
The only fuck I give is the one I want to give Miosha.
Somewhere in Japan there is an elite society of day 1 soratomo
>headcanonIT'S FUCKING OVER BROS!
>>43431388Angry ESL anon...No one is blaming Roboco, you dummy.
>>43431462Towa is also a spreader because she had dinner with other holos. But Laplus is the patient zero.
Superspreader event
>>43431393>>43431412Pretty sure she didn't go with other holos.
>>43431472They should spread even more, if you catch my drift
Plusmates llaying the victim again
>>43431472shion's the only one i would spread
*starts doing some gay shit*
Covidmates are so vile
Reminder, if you want this current routine to disappear simply filter:/patient zero/i/patientzero/i/patient 0/i
>>43431486*cums prematurely*
https://i.imgur.com/i3ciyal.mp4everyone calm down and jerk off to this
>>43431485>Laito's cumragHe's going on an overseas trip next week, btw. Shion is probably going with him and won't stream.
My horoscope says that I'll meet someone interesting today who could change my life.
Cope schizo
>>43431496Towa...
You know exactly cover is ready to announce another holo tested positive with covid
>>43431472I'd superspread this cute gaki if you catch my drift
>>43431493I-I'm stroking, Sora-chan...
>>43431493Sex
>get upset your chosen whore is a boyfriend having e-celeb worshipping basic bitch >scream about laplus and COVID for days
>>43431467Roboco did everything wrong
>>43431500At least we know in future that the discord will use covid just to shitpost with. Easy enough to have some filters in place by then
just fyi who's shitting up the thread right now
lappy is vaxxed?
>>43431389Thanks, update your app. It finally arrived but I wasn't able to track my order
>>43431516Him>>43431423>>43431451
>>43431517Of course not hololive is pro-chud
>>43431506But enough about your Niji oshi
Twatient Twero...
>>43431506No one cares about sidebranchwhore. But my oshi and her friends are sick because of lapwhore
This is a bad thread
>>43431494Debunked
>>43431516>cuckmate is the greenturd and is the one falseflagging as a 35P
>>43431516>Screencaps his own self deleteYes very subtle
I miss Shishiron...
>>43431540In his mind he probably thinks he's some 150+ IQ genius.
>>43431535Did that ever stop a schizo?
>>43431530>Because ofProof?
https://files.catbox.moe/9sc0l1.mp4
>>43431517Actually, Laplus is one of the only Holos that didn't talk about getting vaccinated.
Covid+ Herpesss
>>43431341lunaito...
>>43431537
I mean I do agree with you but here's the thing *shoots cum at you*
>>43431535>>43431547>debunkedwhere, exactly?
>>43431550m-my doggy loves me?
>>43431551All that means is that she didn't have a reaction to the jab. The extreme majority of the Japanese population got the vaccine
>>43431493Sora...
>>43431562She got it before joining hololive obviously In other news, my dog got a girlfriend What have you done in the past few weeks?
how does this image make you feel?
>>43431548>Lapwhore got tested positive for Covid>other holos got sick at the same time
CRACKERS ARE DUMB AS FUCK
>>43431550JESAS
>>43431573I'm building a shed for my allotment tomorrow. It's where I will start my new Brewery business empire
>>43431535>debunkedIt was confirmed based on her followsThis is proof that the true identity of the Valorant player hungry #buying is Shion Murasaki.On October 28th, Hungry had the chance to play in the same party as professional Valorant player Meiy.https://twitter.com/meiyfpsThree games were played between 07:50 and 09:55.https://tracker.gg/valorant/match/920a2428-c1cf-4613-bea8-9e30001c9eedhttps://tracker.gg/valorant/match/ce755785-bde2-4ff5-9130-7fb24eafa044https://tracker.gg/ valorant/match/db1da6f6-1e85-424c-bb9a-3f66c250a833 @murasakishionchstarted following @meiyfps on Twitter at 5:44pm that day.Similarly, on November 5th, Hungry had the chance to play at the same party as professional Fortnite player Lizart.https://twitter.com/RRRIZARTThree games were played between 21:05 and 23:06.https://tracker.gg/valorant/match/75ea586b-6b86-4459-848a-a919eaf7ade6https://tracker.gg/valorant/match/0e13e678-5c3c-4ab0-a53a-9b1a1081d0c2https://tracker.gg/valorant/match/e83e4638-5b12-433d-9009-a9893e8effbeAnd at 23:24, 18 minutes after the last match, @murasakishionch started following @RRRIZART.Additionally, @meiyfps started following @murasakishionch 15 minutes before his first match with Hungry.Meiy's following list is here https://www.mediafire.com/file/gr4aos8nq9zf1z7/meiyfps-following-614.txt/file2022-10-28 07:35:25+09:00 murasakishionch7:50 https: //tracker.gg/valorant/match/920a2428-c1cf-4613-bea8-9e30001c9eed
>>43431574it's hotter when the hag doesn't fit in her uniform any more and she's overflowing from it around the chest and waist
Japanese are prone to get sick, it's their whole thing, it's what you get for being stuck on an island. It's their whole gimmick.
>>43431557Pretty much died within a week, it was as flimsy as a narrative can get.Not even the infamous jp anti site mentions that name anymore.
>>43431583hag sex but she's roleplaying as a JK
>>43431582Based based based
Hagfags are so fucking annoying, shut the fuck up.
>>43431576Kek you are literally just going around in circles with this.
Bae is kinda hot in the super slutty kpop stacy that only wears hotpants with tank tops and has nice tight ass she wiggles around all the time kinda waySomeone you want to fuck but not spend any time at all with
Everyone calm down.
>>43431560>>43431580https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1655369796245143553yes, which is why you should buy her merch
>>43431588>>43431582retard.
>>43431582Yeah except >hungry said they've never played monhun>tweeted years after Shion played monhunNo one in Japan cares about this retardation, you only push it hereEveryone remembers retard
>>43431592t. gross 21 year old woman
>>43431582There's literally no proof that that account is Shion, you absolute retard.
>>43431593You know it's true. It's lapwhore's fault, you can't deny it
>>43431594Does this strengthen or change your opinion?https://files.catbox.moe/po28qk.mp4
This is what hagfaggots like.
>No proof you schizo>Stop lying you schizohttps://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1654306974174187523https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1654311323143114753
>>43431633i'm reproducing noeru...
https://files.catbox.moe/x20jnu.webm
>>43431633DO NOT
>>43431634So none of the others have covid since they didn't post test results
>wake up>retard is still schizo loopingjesas
>>43431633Overly big tits are disgusting and unattractive.
>>43431633I'm telling you, this position feels really good.
>>43431634You're going around in circles...
>>43431602>Yeah except >unrelated bullshit which might be him lying anyway that has nothing to do with them knowing eachother.Are you even trying? And yes, tons of nips still talk about this every day over on 5chan. Where do you think I learned he was going on an overseas trip next week? Her thread is full of people saying they think she is going with him and therefore won't stream.
>>43431658medium tits are horrible, flat chests or cowtits only
Towa is missing
I'm a minegirl fag
>your oshi>your favorite type of pizza
>>43431633>do not repostSoulless
>>43431659Have you ever considered dressing in girls clothes and giving a double peace sign with your mouth open in that position? Just wondering.
>>43431662Medium is premium
>>43431610>That account has three matches with different pros on different days.>Shion follows their accounts within minutes after those matches>no proofKeep coping, retard faggot.
>>43431633>stretch marksYikes
>>43431661Stop lying, it's pathetic
>>43431666PekoraMargherita
>>43431666MatsuriMargherita
>>43431676>he can't see her threads and thinks I'm lyinghttps://files.catbox.moe/dil1nc.mp4
This is a pepeloni thread
>>43431633STOP DOING THIS KAGAINIGGI
>>43431666MikoCheese Pizza
>>43431680Retard. You haven't tricked a single soul.
Do you still want to mating press this?https://files.catbox.moe/58l7yr.mp4
>>43431633i want to lick her underboob sweat
>>43431670A few times, yes.
>>43431686>anon posts proof>there's no proof?
>>43431633Holy sex
>>43431691She's pretty cute.No wonder Twapi likes her so much...
Why kaigai niggy why
>>43431691She's not Matsuri so no
>>43431700nta but let him be...
>>43431655He got a new toy and ran it into the ground like usual. He was never any good at playing the long game
>>43431666WatameAfter much thought I've decided to quit my job.It has been a pleasant experience, many things happened, good and bad, but everything has a beginning and an end.I don't regret anything, you should never regret what you have lived and you always have to move forward in life.
Burgerhours amirite
Stop taking my jokes and rrats seriously gays.
>>43431694Cute...
>>43431691>Chinese Ewww
>>43431712Oh. I understand now.Okay then. Sorry anon, I used to like Shion too.
>noone shitpost about lap anymore after "the debunked shit" is postedshioncrew is too obvious
>>43431731Too obvious what? Nobody hate Shion
https://youtu.be/tum7dljV2tsControl what?
>>43431735>>42376660
I want Mio to milk me and drain my balls completely
>>43431760Deleted = slander
>>43431738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G2mp2BHozAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzygAKsIqk0
>>43431767>deletedLol what
Lapmates win
>>43431767>post from 01/14/23 is deletedIt's from 4 months ago, anon. All posts from back then are deleted.
>>43431776>>43431780Still doesn't change the fact Shion is more well liked by all posters here.
>>43431731It's not a shitposting it's true. You know lapwhore is the problem
burgerhours are truly a wonderful time
https://youtu.be/lGXgYHlR8wwFor me it's the FAKE gamer maid
>>43431763How would she do that?
Shiokkos are jealous of Laplus because she is a better loli holo than Shion
>>43431633Canan took down some webms y'know, she will send some guys to take down this post
>>43431797gently stroking my dick and whispering sweet words to my ears
Why doesnt Ayame play with VSPO if she wants fullpa ValoEven Roboco can play with them
>this threadI fucking hate plustards so muchhow difficult is it to not reply you drooling imbeciles
>>43431802>loliYou're kidding right? Her voice sounds like someone scratching a chalkboard. And also her model is just normal body with big head.
>>43431802If you think this you truly don't understand what it's all about
>>43431813Ayame only plays with people she knows and likes
>>43431803Canan? THE Canan8181 who hires a company to send DMCA takedown requests might see this? Oh no I hope Canan8181 doesn't do keyword search...
>>43431816t.schizotard
Just saying Laplus is spreading her virus, doesn't mean am anti.
>>43431777Always>777
I hope lapwhore dies from covid
https://youtu.be/nJmwJUtLdE0
Cover is a black company. Kanata has to work a second job to meet ends meet...
>>43431783Laplus is a whore. But so is Shion. I'm sorry, anon.The most you can say is maybe they're not fucking and they only play together online in duos all the time for some other reason.
>>43431816They lack the mental capacity to do that.
>>43431831I wish she'd spread it to me.
>>43431841>But so is ShionNope
Does Shion have a brother?Maybe Raito is shion's brother?
Welp, looks like the discord switched back to Laplus. At least the thread has been free of Fauna spam whilst they've been preoccupied with this though
Well, since this thread is a disaster, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you.I did not care for "I'm Your Treasure Box."
>>43431853>Plays duos all the time with an ikemen eceleb.>privated her account and changed her name when found out>not a manipulative whore who lied to her fansHow does that work?
Try as they might, the discord will never turn this thread against a Japanese Holo
>>43431876She never Lie or Anything, unlike La+
I just finished reading the thread and I have come to the conclusion that Laplus is a massive whore with STDs and Towa a pure idol, am I correct?
I miss the unhinged heimin...
>>43431860It has been also nice to talk about Marine without him chimping out.
>>43431863https://youtu.be/A6xmmMuNUUshttps://youtu.be/2CxhOJtdW3kMarine's best songs.
Have sex, incel.
>>43431880Think whatever you want, but yeah Towa is better than Laplus
>>43431602In Shion's thread on suki-kira.com everyone takes it for granted that Shion is a valo whore, even the suki faction. That's why she is at 55.6% dislike and is more hated than Towa.The 4chan debunk is so stupid that no one in Japan even mentions it and it was even debunked on iketog.
>>43431877They'll try though
>>43431879Kuroa has always said she doesn't have a boyfriend. And she said she doesn't play with guys either.But at least one of those is a lie.
>>43431894This.
Heimin won
>>43431899Towa is also playing with e-celeb
>>43431894They don't talk about that account at all though, retard, keep pretending to know Japanese.
>>43431860Think they were desperate to shit on Lap for a while. Frustrated that her Rust streams were well received I imagine. This level of vitriol certainly feels artificial
>>43431633you're killing her
The fps girls should just play with male on stream like in chinspoOutside of the homos of course, because they are boring as shit compared to other streamers
>>43431894That one is debunked tho
>>43431831it's always funny seeing plusmates go overly defensive
Prove that you know Japanese
heimins won
>>43431916Well, she debunked all the naratives they had waiting by actually streaming at length and getting into some new games.
>>43431937I eat rice
>>43431910Not duos. And Towa never said she doesn't have male friends or play games with males. All she's said is that she doesn't have a boyfriend, which may or may not be true, but there is no evidence either way so far.You must be chinese, because you keep doing this pathetic whataboutism.
>>43431937I installed duolingo because the holos told me that it works.
>>43431950What about Towa? She's also Chinese.
mumei is the civ holo
>>43431956Install this*hands you a copy of RCT2*
>>43431950Which means it's all nothing. Don't call me a chinese I'm Canadian.
I want fps holos to play the World at War campaign
>>43431959*part Chinese
>>43431493why is she like this?
>>43431860At least the shitposting is about a JP holo since the green ENwhore sucks eceleb dicks onstream
>>43431944>she debunked all the naratives they had waiting by actually streaming at length and getting into some new games.You'll have to explain that one.
>>43431970I hope Towa gets the job.
>schizos believing that they have ever manipulated anyone's opinion on any Holo
>>43431966>Don't call me a chinese I'm Canadian.
I'll repost Chocoschizo posts one of these days
>>43431589I want Mio in seifuku since Error didn't give me that
Ayameschizo was the best
Can I get a list of schizo per each holo?
>>43431986Why does MiComet look retarded in this
I'm a schizo for Towa
>>43431966Get a job Jeremy, you fucking chink.
>>43431975Retarded nigger.>She's gonna graduate!>holoX is 4/4!>Iroha/Koyori hates her!>she's going to leech for her roommate again!>she's not gonna stream!>she's gave everyone COVID!*You are HERE*
>>43431975They had months to prepare their attack lines for her once she returned from break. They blew their load with them the second she returned. Spammed lines like >She hasn't changedOr>Didn't learn anythingWhich all look a bit retarded now in retrospect
>>43431982What? Are you brown?
>>43432001Oh yeah? When's her next menstrual cycle?
>>43431966>Shion is a proven liar that plays duos with an ikeman all the time off stream and was hiding it from her fans, but it's all nothing because Towa plays games on stream with males.Okay, bud.>Don't call me a chinese I'm Canadian.Same thing at this point. Also, you're ESL, so you definitely aren't Canadian, chink.
>>43431993Basically everyone but Roboco has an active oneThe Roboco schizo is retired in 2020
>>43432010ze,,,zehi
>>43432010what about Sora?
>>43431999artist probably tried doing a pose she/she hasn't done before and it didn't work outbut hope they learned from it
Would it be bad to drink whey protein shakes if I don't work out?
>>43432008rn
>>43432005Are you still mad about that? Canadians don't have disgusting accents.
the state of this...
>>43432009You're the chink for targeting Shion in your schizo babble
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QKshSjMhBE4
>>43432004>>43432003>She hasn't changedWell that's certainly not true. She openly collabs and flirts with males on stream now in front of all her cuck fans, kek.
I'm drinking protein
>>43431418obvious he'll never answer this since she never said it like he's saying
https://youtu.be/Eao3EXUyc30so, it's Shishiron cool or cute?
Tok* *o*a...
>>43432010Rui...
Straight up lying is pathetic, I keep telling you. You're a failure, not Canadian.
>>43431993Only holos who deserve it have schizos.
fight me irl
I just wish Lap's "friends" fuck off and stop bugging her to feed them by sacrificing her big jobShameless bitchesHer new friends like Yui, Qpi, Chihiro and Sumire are a much better influence
>>43431986But she does have the option still, for home3D.
>>43432037Where
https://twitter.com/kazamairohach/status/1655396547377647617Iroha, my poor Iroha...
>>43432030It's Lui, retard.
>>43431818This
>>43432023Lel i knew he was still mad as fuck that his Rust naratives didn't work. There was only one type of flirting that occured in those streams
>>43432049It's Louis
I think you all need to calm down and drink a sodie pop.
>>43431633I would stab her 100000000 times.
>>43432015No, it's just a normal dietary supplement.
I just ran Towa's voice through a spectrum analyzer and discovered something interesting...
Thoughts on my girlfriend?
>>43432003>>43432004It was trying to come up with some fanfiction regarding her rms band and Sapporo before swapping to go all in on its "patient zero" routine too. This is how he literally spends his day lmao
>>43432042Shame she had to cancel the valo collab, I waned to see her with Sumire again
>>43432046the last place on next geoguessr stream
>>43432058Okay, good to know, because I have a carton full of whey protein that I don't want to waste, but I stopped working out. I still like the taste of it though.
>>43432003Most of those aren't narratives, anon.The holox 4/4 shit was used to mock her, not imply she's graduating. And it was honestly deserved because she ruined HoloX's anniversary.Also, the milkiss stuff is still going, so technically, the roommate point is still true.And finally, we don't know who gave who covid, so that might be true as well.Basically, you're a retard for saying that shit was debunked when it wasn't, even if it isn't true.
>>43432059What did your findings tell you?
>>43432061見ちゃった~
>>43432003Those are fact tho
>>43432066Yes that was a shame though i hope Chihiro comes along for the rescheduled one. They had some great banter together
Try a little harder boy
No one is going to play idolshow anymore?
Consider the following
>>43432061Just some EN side kick
>>43432075Big-headed Soda
>>43432020>no uNo anon. I'm not a chink because I'm not chinese. But you are a chinese person who can't speak English well. You are the chink.
>>43432074>"I-in defense of my naratives....."Obsessed and retarded
I personally want to see more Lap-NiuThey only met for a bit before Lap and Yui had enough of the server but the interaction was funny
>>43432074Have you ever taken a step back, looked at what you post and realise how bitterly autistic you seem?
>>43432088I love Sora's gremlin noises
if i was chinese i would wear cute dresses
>>43432082All the important holo is sick
>>43432051This is the first thread I've posted in on /jp/ in over a month, lapschizo.
Does your oshi know how to set up a seed box?
>>43432061>>43432078HELLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>43432098You don't need to be one to do it
Lap was fine until she revived the cockShe should just kill her already
>>43432105nta but learn english before posting again
>>43432106Possibly
I need more Luna images for shitposting and flirting purposes
>>43432089You don't deny targeting Shion huh, chink
>>43432118Be the change you want to be
>>43432090>>43432094They aren't my narratives. I just think you're a retard for saying we know something is false when we don't. Don't blame me that your brain is too smooth to understand simple logical progression.
>>43432043yeah but in 3D with other memberswouldn't surprise me if she has used it like that but I've just missed or forgotten about it
>>43432118No more, her new L2D sucksIt became too cute like new Miko, not enough funny
Three cheap 1080p monitors all displaying 4channel threads about vtubers dimly light a small room that reeks of garbage. 400 lbs of brown muslim Chinese man sinks nto the chair with one hand on his micropenis, and the other on the computer mouse. Our moderator, who makes over half the posts in these thread during his waking hours, is saving /jp/ by wasting his life fighting imaginary enemies. We are blessed.
IMAGES?!
>>43432118I understand the former but why the latter?
For me, it's mumei
>>43432115Just because you love your work as an English teacher doesn't mean this place is your class too
>>43432131their purpose is to tease all the horny lunaitos
https://litter.catbox.moe/wdu0fm.pngit was me, sorry fags
Its over, taiga won
>>43432129>Three cheap 1080p monitors all displaying 4channel threads about vtubers dimly light a small roomThat sounds comfy.
>>43432135But many are not lunaitos...
>>43432121If by "target" you mean call out, then I suppose, but not specifically. I call out whores. If Shion is a whore, then I will call her out and anti her. It's that simple.
Lunaito is a remote-controlled car.
>>43432142Fauna is a whore, simple as.
The next thread will be a fucking slut
>>43432135old luna>>43432139old lunatry again
>>43432140>he doesn't know/hlg/ is secretly controller by lunaitos and watamates
Matsuri thread onegai
What would you do if Towa gave you this look?
>>43432155immediately cum and start farting
https://litter.catbox.moe/dfzxb5.pngdozo
>>43432155call the home guard
Pizza get
>43432142Most pathetic post itt www
>>43432159Haha whoops. Sorry guys
>>43432115That sentence, while unorthodox, is still syntactically correct, ESLchama.
>>43432142>>43432162
>>43432153The only thing lunaito controls is my dick
>>43431993Miko, yurischizo, fanbase schizo and vtsisterSuisei, homofag, yurischizo and a twitterfagAzki, none?Sora, none? AIfag left this place long agoFBK, deadMel, noneHaato, that one that hates haatonsMatsuri, spammer Aki, noneAqua, kshitsonfag trying to timeloopAyame, mostly vtsisters nowSubaru, reddit duck spammerChoco, her schizo knew too much and leftKorone, there was one, dunnoOkayu, same as KoroneMio, angry /vt/sister that hates hags Pekora, og junkid is dead, IDshipper, fanbaseschizo and the low quality one copying the other twoFlare, some yurifag, probably deadNoel, that one that rotates Marine, one nutcase Towa, that one that stalks her accounts to call her a whoreWatame, that spammerKanata, fanbase schizo and some other shitLuna, no one replies to that oneNene, vtsister calling her a tracer Botan, manifesto onePolka, homofagLamy, none? Lui, no one cares...Laplus, one nutcase and one stalker Iroha, spammerKoyori, spammer Chloe, dead after going nuclear
>>43432147I'm not green turd either, you schizo cuck.You don't know who I am and it is pointless for you to try to figure it out.
You'll now be able to see your oshi's hands you should thank Mori for pushing boundaries.
>>43432167*controls your dick like a joystick*You can't cum now
The images...
>>43432175Then why can't you even say Gura is a whore?