/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>43411151
And I was waiting like 5 minutes but no one made one

Ban monstergirl generals off jaypee this is unacceptable

>>43411158
or make so you can delete your own threads like back in the day

>>43411158
I am so mad and angry

>>43411158
it's so called mexican standoff I believe

>>43411166
It's basically a /07/th Expansion Thread but with monstergirls instead of transexuals

>>>/trash/
>>>/h/
>>>/d/
Go away

This is why you fools should be making threads before the old one slides off the board and link them, so we don't become holoniggers on accident

It's time to alice.

>>43411191
but muh thred cultur

Cute and funny mouse girls

>>43411189
Wait, is /mgt/ some sort of containment/asylum?

>>43411211
a zoo of sorts

>>43411211
refuge, more like.

>>43411211
It's a cancer.

>>43411220
Well, I'm all for the move to /trash/ to embrace the full setting. Like that ropu snout pic I'm too chickenshit to post.

>>43411191
People bitched when we did that too because that still resulted in two threads being on the board at once.

>>43411232
No one that isn't one of the thread's preexisting trolls cares. If you do it properly when you're circling the drain none of the boards regulars are going to care.

>>43411146
Friendly reminder that hags are made to be flustered

>>43411265
doesn't get to the root cause cause multiple people can still try to jump the gun
if causal observation of other spazzes is anything to go by

>>43411296
>jump the gun
The thread was dead for about ten minutes already, the problem was everyone waiting for someone else to make one, then everyone making one at the same time.

...

>>43411329
It's why I always refresh in another tab after filling in the captcha.

>>43411329
We've had the gun issue before, this time was the opposite. Maybe someone could just call dibs on making the new thread when we're one or two slots from the bottom and actually make the thread once we fall off.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43411361
Probably the best solution, unless you have troll its the best way to organize so we don't have multiple threads at the same time

Well, I tried my best to draw this.

>>43411387
Are you the wockfag

could you take it seriously if you were being attacked by a jiang shi?
they're just so silly

>>43411387
Not my thing but it's good, a nitpick is the tail looks like its placed too high
Nice details on face, especially around the eyes. Not too much to distract from the art itself

Me frustratingly reminding my Wight employer that inappropriately groping my crotch was not part in the fine print when I signed up to be her butler.

>>43411417
Even though she's married?
How scandalous.

>>43411404
Like zombies, they're silly until you're surrounded or in a corner. Then the rape is hilarious.

>>43411417
That clause was just in your benefits package.

Malefs are right, I do want to have a few hundred children with Dragons.

>>43411404
Bunnyhopping is very effective way of building up speed, you wouldn't escape a skilled Jiangshi.

>>43411449
i get they're overpowered as hell, able to track you by breath and heartbeat, immensely strong and fast along with occasional blood magic
but like, hopping. and boobs.

>>43411437
When does she go public?

>>43411480
never. true evil stand in the shadows.

>>43411472
They move too fast for me to find them funny.

Tips on how to escape Bogies? There's a Bogie in my house and she's trying to smother me to death by sitting on my face with her bug tights covered ass and I don't want to die. How do I get away? Hiding in a closet right n

>>43411497
You'd think he'd have just given up and made her free when it was clear his adoring fans didn't care for paywalled content.
I know a patreon getting 100 euro a month and the last update was from 2022 with the guy saying he'd probably die soon.

Give me your slimiest sandworms!

>>43411393
eeh, no.

>>43411415
thank you, this was the girl I tried to make fanart of.

I was really happy that I saw that hinezumi I doodled from the previous thread. Ty guys.

>>43411553
You aren't the anon who posts hags with giant thick thighs? Your art looks really similar.

>>43411553
Head needs to be bigger

>>43411273
I need hags of this size >>43411332

>>43411553
Optimal bodyguard physique (Pre-marriage)

>>43411615
BIG LADIES

>>43411640
>(Pre-marriage)
Meh, beefy monsters should remain beefy to be the role model to the kids.

>>43411691
beefy monsters need to become soft in all the right places and motherly for their daughters to emulate

>want to get a Cheshire wife
>actually manage to find one
>then she tells you a terrible pun
>you don't laugh at all
>all of a sudden she grabs you and teleports you away
>now you've no idea where you are and she's screaming she needs an adult because she's being bullied
>another cat comings running at her call and pins you down.
>she's got the cheshire color scheme. Says it's her sister. They have a lot in common because the next thing out of the new arrivals mouth proves they're related.
>"You're gonna be inside cheshit soon."

>want to get a Cheshire wife
>actually manage to find one
>then she tells you a terrible pun
>you don't laugh at all
>all of a sudden she grabs you and teleports you away
>now you've no idea where you are and she's screaming she needs an adult because she's being bullied
>another cat comings running at her call and pins you down.
>she's got the cheshire color scheme. Says it's her sister. They have a lot in common because the next thing out of the new arrivals mouth proves they're related.
>"You're gonna be inside shit chesh soon."

If a big hag flirts with you, don't say a word or react, just sit in their lap or cling to them and doze off.
The hag will be stunned and unable to move.

>>43411714
>>43411729
I saw that

>>43411714
>>43411729
Enjoy the wurm pit anon

>>43411741
My friend's cats do this. Can confirm I'm immobilized until they move.

>>43411691
is 'ruining' a monsters body with multiple pregnancies considered a type of corruption?
i feel it pulling at similar strings in my brain

You must choose:
>Radical ocelomeh wife who always treats you the same way as most ocelomeh would treat their husband in private
>Radical ocelomeh wife who always treats you the same way as most ocelomeh would treat their husband in public

>>43407947
Cute goat picture ruined by the faggot attached to it.

>>43411791
i'll take a molly

>>43411729
>>43411714
I don't understand the joke

>managed to get on my flight back home from Zipangu before I could get caught by that damn yandere snake
>wave at her from the windows of my plane as it takes off from the airport while she stares from the ground, no more hope of ever getting to me
>her face when
Dodged a bullet there.

>>43411559
idk if that was me, but I do love hags. I did draw that wrist grabbing lilim with huge tits and doodled that demon lord on taxes.

>>43411791
Which one is the molly?

>>43411818
both

>>43411825
Ok, which one is the sub molly?

>>43411811
>Finally get home
>Tired
>Leave suitcases at the door
>Go to bedroom to take a nap
>Plop on bed, head face down on pillow
>Hear the door close behind you
>Hear a faint slither
>Within seconds you're coiled like a boa about to devour its prey
>Get turned around to see hebi with crazed eyes, creepy smile, fangs in full view
>Get "devoured" by hebi for the next 24 hours
>Pass out a few hours in
>Wake up to hebi still coiled around you, tightly, sleeping, and with a smile on her face
There is no escape only acceptance or a chase followed by acceptance

>>43411816
I think Anon meant that drawfag that really likes Wurms and did >>43410879 most recently.
>>43411834
The former.

>>43411834
nibble the back of their neck and find out

>>43411838
The chase makes it better, really.

>>43411843
To each, their own. I'd rather not wait.

>>43411841
oh that wasnt me, i really dont dig muscle s like that
but thanks
gonna post it here as well if anyone didnt see it

>>43411843
>replying to it
Retard

>>43411793
>decent picture
>also related to the waifufag that makes a retarded shitposter shit his pants and lives rent free in his head
win/win

>>43411846
Fair, especially with a hebi. Sometimes you just have to Do It For Her, though. Some girls would really appreciate it.

You should let this Fox join your party.

>>43411882
Stop feeding the rat, retarded fuck.

>>43411888
odds are he remembered to take off his name for once

>>43411885
>Closed eyes
Either completely untrustworthy or the most trustworthy fox on the planet.

>>43411811
>open hebi's gallery
>most of it is plastered with some faggot's brown ghetto looking 56% face muttoid human OC
And that monster is dead to me.

>>43411906
Go back to /monster/

>>43411750
>>43411762
Dare I ask what he posted? Was It scat? Should I ask the CG to smite them?

>>43411881
It's like you look back at when they were raiding us and think "wow, I loved that."

>>43411791
God that's a hard choice, lovey dovey affection vs lustful rape I can't pick bros

>>43411916
I'm almost at the point when I can forgive that, because neutering schizo mick is actually a big deal and a long-term benefit.

>>43411898
She's a wonderful healer, just has a habit of going "There, there~" while healing your wounds.

>>43411930
>It has to be the schizo mick if they don't like the Baphofags
Absolute clown behavior

>irish mental patient going on about waifufags "raiding" this thread
>when he himself is one of the butthurt /trash/ raiders and has on multiple occasions admitted to being here just to le epic troll
Meds or noose, please pick one already.

>>43411906
I agree. Can't stand human oc's, they all look snowflake tier. To me, anything besides blank state anonymous humans with little features in these artworks is unacceptable.

>>43411943
feel free to hate them both but one is an active thorn in the side and the other doesn't interface with this place at all

>>43411955
Don't leave the bunker, nukes soon.

>>43411943
Only him and the /trash/ faggots care about them, I didn't even know who Alex and Pyuoo (or whatever that's spelled) were until the nigger cuck drama and then this retard's ramblings about KC's buddies living in his walls, kek.

What's a girl that would instantloss you? For me a hebi/snek with hypnosis and level drain would ruin my ass
Bonus points if she has venom

>>43411906
>letting the fanart dictate your love for a monster
You must hate Hellhounds, Manticores, Cheshires, Wights, Anubis, Black Harpy, Inari, and Kejourou huh? Sounds like you need to compartmentalize.

>>43411982
around 95% of the encyclopedia

>>43411914
>who comes running when a cat needs help
>there is a pun in the last sentence
You can figure it out.

borzoi cu sith for maximum snoot

>>43411982
I hope a Jinko wouldn't feel too bad if I faint when she tries to initiate contact with me.

>>43411982
>What's a girl that would instantloss you?
One that loves me

>>43411982
I'm a basic bitch that would lose to a succ in a sweater or tank top that flirted instead of just raping me. I won't stay single long enough to reach a higher-tier monster if the portals open.

>>43411802
>>43411993
shit and I replied to the wrong post. I just fucked up the pun.

If I ate her out, would I get hair in my mouth?

I come to you with a mountain horror

>>43411999
Anon, you can't activate her chivalry and predator response at the same time. It's not fair!

>>43412007
Scary...?

>>43412007
cute

>>43412007
ah i'm going insane, and so on

>>43411982

>>43412006
Probably not since they can just polymorph the muff away if you didn't want to get tonsil hairs.

>>43412013
I'd instalose again if I see her right after I regain consciousness.

>>43412045
Polymorph drops during sex because the caster gets too excited. More likely, MAMONO MANA would just prevent any loose hairs from coming out in your mouth or you'd encounter with a much more manageable/absent bush were that a concern.

>Crushed and broken beneath an unconscious, naked child.

>>43411982
Pretty much any MGE girl except maybe Troll, but especially either of the fox girls would absolutely destroy me with just one touch of the tails

>>43411146

>>43411972
That anon from before seemed to lay a lot of the blame for egging KC on onto the chinese one.

>>43411982
Top five would be Demon, Shoggoth, Satyros, Kraken, and Wight. I am a massive sucker for the ara ara types.

>>43412084
meaningless drama amongst strangers

>>43412084
The guy complaining about KC and baphofags is completely deranged, has nothing to back his claims, and has been shitposting and derailing these thread for months out of sheer assblast. He has literally below zero credibility.

>>43412007
I'm gonna feed her some jerky

>>43412017
Wrong monster Anon. You can only have your N word pass if there's tentacles involved.

>>43412122
you go all crazy from seeing her appearance underneath or without a coat. maybe the coatrack was a bad investment

>>43412117
>Doxxing puuyo to post kcs art here without knowing he was getting art done by kc
>Then snitching to him that he doxxed puuyo and posted his art here.
This is some 4d chess.

>>43412128
So basically Mimikyu?

>>43412128
>Going crazy for each other
It’s the Wendigo way.

the only thing that could make these threads worse are brapfags.

>>43412141
Don’t summon them you idiot, you speak of them they come.

>>43412141
Stay mad, mick. These threads massively improved since the meltdowns and after everyone realized what kind of human trash we're dealing with.

>>43411982
A loli adventuring party

>>43412160
literally made for anal nakadashi

>>43411811
>hebi makes a phone call to miss ryu
>the pilot says that several typhoons have appeared along the plane's flight path and they have to turn around

>>43412141
Which mamono do you think would be the best at brapping long, hard, and continuously?

>>43412170
Cosmic/Abyssal Ryu? Those many eyes are giving me eldritch vibes that she may be from the stars.

>>43412148
Breathfag is just a Brapfag in his first stage of evolution. He hasn't pupated yet.

>>43412175

any cute monsters ya want me to draw?

>>43412160
what's your line-up?
loli barometz specializing in ranged dps as well as high damage reflect
loli tsurara martial artist with attention grabbing legs and an emphasis on ice-infused kicks
loli demon secretary. she dresses like an OL

>>43412187
Or maybe they’re brothers, it would be funny that the two are actually genuinely related and are fucking with us as some type of game they play on 4chan, but I’m just speaking nonsense.

>>43412170
i hope miss ryu atleast gets the pilot for her troubles

>>43412206
ant arachne being productive

>>43412187
You know what else pupates? Mothmen. And they're even a mamono! Which I heard this thread used to talk about in the bad old days.
Mothmen should be rapier. Not the sword.

>>43412206
More Wendi-Chan I love her, also make her a very voluptuous woman need more hag-like Wendigos.

>>43412216
Fuck off you parasite. You're just as bad as the mick and Breathfag.

>>43412157
The fuck are you even talking about?

>>43412216
Mothmen used to get talked about a lot because they're comfy as fuck but Buck-Satan had to do Buck-Satan things similar to the Wightfag shit but on a considerably less radioactive level.

>>43412215
i can draw many things, but i cannot draw the impossible
>>43412218
>Hag wendi
you have my attention now please go on

>>43412216
>those filenames
You post in Xenoblade threads, don't you?

>>43412206
A young Holstaur running a lemonade stand.

>>43411977
I need more pics like middle panel, food for the soul.

>>43412228
She's not a Christmas Cake she's the entire goddamned bakery.

>>43412223
They just call everyone that because they shitposters.

>>43412206
Yes. Miss Ghoul. She needs love.

>large mouse says "cheesed to meet ya'." to me
>pick her up and throw her into the nearest lake and leave
I've had ENOUGH of these motherfucking rodents and their motherfucking puns.

>>43412236
for one more (u), i'll make her a hex maniac type

>>43412206
troll trolling

>>43412228
Something kinda based on this I know there’s a few other images of Wendi that has her as a voluptuous woman rather than a loli. But this picture came to my mind first when thinking of a hag Wendi.

>>43412230
I do not! I'm just very anal-retentive.

>>43412206
Miss Dhampir is cool you should draw her

are there mg mysteries?

>>43412238
No, I know who the mick is I'm referring to the kind of human trash we're dealing with.

>>43412260
so draw her as a dork, got ya

>>43412261
Yes, and they're hosted by Robert Stack as an undead incubus. Monstergirl Mysteries usually just end in marriages, though, not unsolved murders. Lotta unsolved disappearances, tho.

>>43412261
will saphirette ever get laid?

>>43412277
>. Monstergirl Mysteries usually just end in marriages
unsolved marriages?

>>43412276
No, don't do that! She's a cool action hero and should be treated as such!

>>43412261
Undead demon realm beasts write love letters for the Undead Mamonos’s crushes using their telekinetic powers to write, which these love letters get sent to the undead Mamonos’s crushes by teleportation.
Though I still can’t prove it is a thing yet the undead Mamonos are keeping it a well guarded secret.

>>43412207
Definitely want a loli salamander, but for the last couple other members there's a lot of good options to choose from
>amazoness, dragon, valkyrie or wight for more melee fighters
>cupid archer
>anubis, dark mage, lich or pharaoh various spellcasters
>tsurara ninja/martial artist
>demon caster-rogue hybrid

>>43412295
Some of them! Like, if a drifter manticore rolls into town and *allegedly* yoinks a local. That's a disappearance, a marriage, and it's unsolved.

>>43412304
now gonna have the nerd face while saying um achuskally

>>43412160
How does one manage to lose to a bunch of young monsters in hand-me-down gear?

>>43412321
Can she also be slightly chubby and give off some of that, "I go to ren faires TO FUCK" vibe?
ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

>>43412250
Yes do it.

>>43412335
pls explain the last bit

cait sith not so smug after being put in a box and left in the rain

>>43412321
You monster

>>43411146

>>43412206
Gazer, please. She is the cutest.

>>43412352
ah yes the many-eyed one

>>43412326
>How does one manage to lose to a bunch of young monsters in hand-me-down gear?
You might not lose in a literal physical sense, but you're going to lose your self-control and then
>>43412168
happens

>>43412341
Some people go to Ren Faires to bang.
https://www.vocativ.com/237577/the-secret-sexual-world-of-americas-renaissance-faires/index.html
I, of course, go to this thread, so I never have. But, like, women in corsets talking all old timey and throwing axes while drinking mead? Eating (fucking terrible) turkey legs? Sounds hot.

I want Druella to fix my country.

>>43412370
i found that as well, so that is the feel ya want?

Taming an ultra powerful ancient evil demon lord by patting her head.

>>43412384
It felt like it'd work for a dhampir--they have a very ren faire vibe anyways.

>>43412367
Especially if you’re high on raging mushrooms, there’s reasons why the Order doesn’t use them anymore.

>>43412206
Slimy sandworm please

>>43412389
aight

>>43412387
She would be so disconcerting with her hair slightly mussed and my fingers running through it.
Mostly because I'd probably have to be on my tippy-toes and it would be awkward af.

>>43412414
seems like she needs some milk, i need to find a holst for her to nurse from

>>43412414
>Mostly because I'd probably have to be on my tippy-toes and it would be awkward af.
That's why you always bring a ladder with you at all times. You never know when you will have to headpat a big girl

>>43412434
I'm not really one for foxes, but I gotta admit, she's basically the perfect fox girl.

Gazer butt

>>43412469
need more mgs in buruma

what does mgs stand for?

>>43412469
gazers are nerds

>>43412469
>>43412481
Gazers are guilty of watching the boy they like a little too much. Like into stalker territory.

>>43412472
Monster girl stalkers.

>>43412472
Metal Gear Solid.

>>43412395
You don't even need to be intoxicated, just joining their party and going on a few quests with them will do it.

Braving the hagville depths to find the mythical ultra hags!
Surely they exist and I will prove it!

>>43412513
ill shoot them with bullets that makes them horny.

>>43412518
Why would you do this?
We have to stay hidden, if they find us its ov

i want to see a holst nurse another monster girl

I want Elves to stop saying "he looks like he fucks elven girls" or "total ear rubber over there" whenever they see me just because I'm a human male. It's insensitive and inappropriate.

poring updated castle of temptation if you were waiting on those demonic nuns

>Arguing with your kiki that Byzantium was not Rome and that Russia definitely is not the 3rd Rome.

>>43411838
How would you get pass the language barrier?

>>43412556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCaMgGIeVVI

>>43412526
You should count yourself lucky that's all the Elves do, thankfully unlike monsters Elves are too dignified or snobbish so they won't rape you as they consider it below themselves or one would have grabbed you by now.

>>43412521
nuki said to trust her one this

>>43412488
I have been alone for so long. My struggles, my suffering, and even my successes go unwitnessed. I want Gazer to watch me.

I want Gazer to watch me forever.

>>43412616

Gazer butt drives me nuts

>>43412570
>elves
>not rapists
They are, notoriously so too.

>>43412663
therapist

>>43411146

>>43412663
i miss gazer

>>43412000
love is a myth made up by poor people that don't want to work.

I don't want Gazer's butt in my face, but I want my face in Gazer's butt. Understand?
Or at least I want to huff her tail. Don't tell Gazer I said that. She'll bully me.

>>43412663
Nah, Elves are all bark and no bite. Even if they act like they're going to rape you, you can just tell them to go ahead and watch as their whole confidence melts and they call you a perverted idiot instead for wanting to be raped. Elves are too shy to rape you.

>>43412524
Holst nursing a danuki

>>43412723
fuck off and never reply to me

>>43412732
I hope you have a blessed day, anon

>>43412676
she got nice pants

>>43412768
so reminds me kind of the genderbent accelerator.

>>43412768
made for ripping and forceful loving

>>43412781
>forceful loving

>>43412783
a gentle and loving brutal rape

>>43412789
sweat baby sweat baby

>>43412720
I want to reenact TF hentai scenes I saw awhile back with a elf.

She's just so perfect

>>43412810
only cell is perfect.

I hope you gave your best this week at work, there's someone waiting for you and will take care of your stress and your needs, you just relax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22fcAnOUX40

>>43412810
Simping over a dangerous monster like Miss Gazer is a bad idea. She could attack you at any time!

>>43412841
Beavis and Butthead deserve to have a happy ending with monster wives.

Never trust foxes.

why do these threads hate ss so much?

Will probably have a take on the Hounds of Tindalos done this weekend. Maybe.

>>43412854
I want her to attack me. I'm ready anytime

>>43412944
First of all the issue is there’s no monster girl in that pic.

>>43412944
Some of us aren't creeps who believe that le female pedo is le good.

>>43412944
SS and Lolicon are both gross. Only time the latter is acceptable is when it's actually a petite woman and not PDF bait.

>>43412963
Oh don’t say that around Baphofags and Baphos they might get angry.

>throws bait and responds to the same bait himself
lmao. lol even
also, work on the nerd dhampir is fine

>>43412944
Normalfags
That said I don't personally care for /ss/
Too much of a cop out imo

i wish i was mge iskaid

>>43413000
i feel the only way an mge anime/manga would get funding would be if it was made in the context of an isekai.

>>43412973
I literally do not care. I don't like a variety of MGs for various reasons and I'm not into fucking monsters that have child-like bodies. At least make them petite like Rebecca from Cyberpunk, or even Shuten Doji proportions.

>>43412984
Without irony not even a samefag you fucking dork. Take your meds.

>>43413005
Do you really wish for that to happen, even more horrible fanfics would be made than ever before if that happened and other complaints would show up too because people are garbage.

>>43413020
eh, it wouldn't be great but at the same time it wouldn't be horrible either, it would just sort of mediocre and forgettable.

>>43413014
>dork

>>43413014
actual shit taste, imagine not being able to enjoy all body types

>>43413026
I’m saying the outcome of it wouldn’t be a good thing if it got extremely popular. Because you know how a good thing can be ruined by a big group of individuals.

>>43413043
>if it got extremely popular.
i doubt it would , mge seems fairly niche.

>>43413040
I know what I like. Won't apologize for that.

>>43412973
>Baphos
what if a Bapho that secretly reads /ss/ comics?

>>43413077
Loli x Shota idk.

>>43412963
>SS and Lolicon are both gross.

>>43413083

>>43413103
Ah yes, loli x shota
Otherwise known as the most boring genre of porn ever conceived

43413014
k, i dont like loli but i dont bitch about it, now fuck off to where you came from

>>43413114
As someone who is in the process of getting their business degree (with plans to specialize in accounting) it seems extremely interesting to me.

>>43413124
I don't see why you blog posted at me nor how your degree matters but either way loli x shota porn is just bland and lacks the umph to make it interesting

>>43413123
I've been in these threads for at least 12 years dipshit. I usually don't say a goddamned thing about lolicon but I do find it boring, so either take it or leave it. Or better yet take a long walk off a short pier with a bunch of rocks in your backpack.

>>43413158
Why would ever brag that you've been browsing this shit hole longer than someone else?

>>43413176
because im a squirrel chaser

>>43413176
Because there's no more heroes left in man.

>>43413176
Because now that it's 12 years the time frame is finally old enough he wants to fuck it.

>>43413146
>I don't see why you blog posted at me nor how your degree matters
isnt it obvious?

>>43413176
also why lie when people can check the archive and see these threads weren't on /jp/ in 2011

>>43413198
Sush, I understood the joke only after I posted that. Don't make me cry, you bitch

>>43413204
It's because they used to be on /a/ you mongoloid, which you would know if you were here before we got fucking Waterworld exiled to this shit heap of a board full of 2hu threads, hololive autism, and ( You ).

>>43413218
>It's because they used to be on /a/ y
the /a/ threads didn't have a stick up their ass about most fetishes, they are effectively not the same thread.

>>43413229
Stop insulting my fetish for putting sticks up my ass while masturbating! It's called LUMBERJACKING and it is *exquisite*!
When I cum, I yell Tiiiiiiiiiiimbeeeeeeeeerr!

>>43413229
I was fine to leave it at saying ss and loli were gross but you fucks couldn’t not take what you perceived as bait. I don’t actually care what you get your rocks off to so long as you don’t he mad when other people don’t like what you like. Unless it’s NTR, Furry, or other disgusting shit. Then you need to unironically take that peculiar old doll you found and go to the 2-D world the old fashioned way.

>>43413346
>chocolate vampire
I didn't know I needed this, and I need it badly

>>43413309
i want to bite her neck

>>43413362
You'll have to wait for the fall, then. Miss Chocula only comes out closer to Halloween and then retreats to her coffin for the winter.
Aaaaaand I don't have a ton of vamp pics so here's a loli vamp, because everyone on this thread tonight loves lolis.

>>43413257
lmao

>>43413367
Imagine biting her on her smug little butt

>>43413385
>Im not asking anymore
>drop your pants, anon
>Start jerking it

>>43413385
>I am your wife now

Me calmly explaining to Monsters that I took a vow of clerical celibacy so therefor they cannot rape me or have sex with me and must respect my vow.

>>43413385
Good thing I wore my Kevlar today

>>43413404
>tfw god herself sends one of her angels to tell you to get fucking laid

>>43413404
The Monster, not really caring.

>>43413404

>>43413430
Scary.

>shog brags she can do anything
>tell her to make legs and walk then
>she looks nervous but still tries
>legs she make collapse under her weight and she falls down
Hahahaha, every time.

>>43413554
Rude! The Shoglegs are real, you just have to believe in her!

>>43412472
Monster girls suck (I hope no extremist demons see this ahahah

How can I protect myself from getting Hag'd?

>>43413678
Go to a hag bar and buy drinks for hags, especially if they look sad and lonely. They'll take it as a mark of friendship and won't try to rape you in the bar

>>43413678
There’s no stopping the hags from touching you, but you can dominate them if you drink potions and eat raging mushrooms though.

>>43413678
they're pretty slow and generally lack stamina and vigor so if you stay out of grab range and zone properly they're not much of a threat
vanity can be a sore spot for them so if you take jabs at their fading beauty, fertility or advanced age this can inflict massive damage but can also put them in an enraged state
you could try a rape whistle but i've heard mixed results

>>43413678
i just grab one and fuck, they aint too hard to deal with. then raise your kids

>>43413763
>blow rape whistle
>mamono arrives to rape you

>>43413678
Hags cannot get you if you get the hags first! They wont know what to do if you come onto them!
Look at them! Easy and ripe for the pickings!

>>43413309
Wendy's?

>>43413703
>>43413705
>>43413763
>>43413776
>>43413784
These seem like surefire ways of getting sweatersnatched, are you sure about his?

>>43413820
you cant get snatche if you do it first and really ram your penis into her cervix

>>43413820
Yes anon a purple haired helpful cat told me, surely they wouldn't lie to us

>>43413820
mmmgmgmmgmgm mmmmh mmmmmmh!

I want to drown in Bogey.

>>43413841
By and large,
near and far,
we will
drown in each other.

>>43413841
I hate her aesthetic so I will go elsewhere

>>43413892
she's so soft...

>>43413892
Need seaport wife

>>43413892
I want to sink that ship(with my penis)

>>43413902

>>43413932
made for slow outercourse

>>43413841
It's important that you isolate yourself and acquire low self-esteem in order to attract them.

>>43413932
bully this cute dork

>>43413959
True. I've been working on cultivating misery, pain, hunger, fear etc. in myself in an attempt to draw in my own bogey wife.

>>43413959
You don't need to do that, there'll be plenty when the time comes. As prophesied by the incorrigible Witch of Glass:
>>43413959
'and in the time of the awakening
the beloved protectors will roll from the lips of Lilith's mouth
and cover the world like moss over stone.'

Sorry for yesterday and 3D, was really drunk.

You need to find a good drinking partner

>>43414137
No, she will take advantage of me when I'm drunk

>>43414137
Impossible in this life, lost almost all my friends because of my drunk outburst. A satyros would not be that bad, I can't quite and I don't want to. She would at least make It pleasant

butt sex

>>43413502
She sure has big ones.

>>43414143
Nonsense, a monster would never take advantage of an inebriated vulnerable man. You can trust the wine goat

>>43413969

>>43414137
Nuh uh, she'll roofie me and I'll wake up in her bed being straddled. I'm not getting kidmapped.

>>43413902
Keep plugging at her with the four incher, she'll go down eventually!

>>43413678
Don't get lost inside office buildings or get called to the principal's room at school

>>43414194
God, the principals office... I don't think there's a single time I was ever called to the office I didn't bawl my eyes out.

>>43414194
>Don't get lost inside office buildings
>intern anon goes about trying to find the copying room
>each door he opens is a half dressed hag that does a fake "Oh no?!"
>anon just closes the door and keeps trying

>>43414212
If he keeps doing this he'll get nabbed by a flustered old lady long before he makes it down the hall...

>>43414201
How does someone even get called to the principal's office? Just obey the rules LMAO

>>43414212
One of these times it's going to be a girtie. He'd get jabbed in the neck and get dragged in before his body hit the floor.

>>43414201
>First day of School at MGC PS 69
>Late for class due to dodging the sexually aggressive mamano students since anon is the first and only human male student enrolled since the portals opened.
>Over the PA system is says ANON REPORT TO PRINCIPAL ANUBI's OFFICE for Scheduled DISCIPLINE
>Anon can hear the disapointed sighs of his fellow students as they seem to have an idea of what Anons discipline will be and they won't have the chance to have anon to themselves now.

>>43414387
just be a bad boy and skip class to hang with the cool kids

>>43414391
Smoking cigarettes with Hellhounds in the girls bathroom
Irresponsibly inseminating them instead of being in class.

>>43414400
>principle tries to give anon and his hounds detention
>get a doctor's note saying that stress was bad for their pregnancies and they need anon by their side
>single principle tries not to cry again

>>43414420
I'm transferring to Cromartie, there's none of this nonsense there. Just Freddie the Alp who never talks and Mechasawa who buttoner her shirt wrong again

>hiking out in the woods in the rural countryside
>get bitten on shoulder by pit viper lamia that was camouflaged and hanging from tree I pass by
>run off in terror as she tried apologizing and stammering something about impulses
>light headed, breathing getting hard, bite marks bleeding and limbs going numb, dick also getting hard for some reason
>pretty sure I'm gonna die from the venom her bite put in my system
You all said the portals opening and monsters coming would be a good thing but now I'm going to lose my fucking life probably in a few minutes when the venom settles in thanks to one stray cottonmouth bite I couldn't have seen coming. This is the wor

>>43414430
Eh, I'm sure he's fine.

>>43414420
Well it certainly solved the sexually agressive classmates problem, now surrounded and followed every where by a pack of Hellhound delinquent wives, none dare to even approach their table, save for a very nerdy greenworm whom they seem to like for some reason.

>>43414430
lamia caught up with him

>>43414430
don't sweat it, if you can post you'll live

>>43413502
I want to touch em

>>43414420
>Principle
Sensei is getting in on this action. Aggressively.

>>43414430
Would cottonmouth lamia give extra soft blowjobs or just disappoint you since you can't see your cum in their mouth when they try to show you?

>ywn get to spend hours everyday licking the inside of an anubis' mouth
It hurts

>Anon attempts to go camping again
>watching out for snakes this time
>pitches his tent
>enjoys the night with a small fire and the stars above
>anon hears coyote calls out in the distance
>Starts getting a little edgy
>knows the fire will keep him safe
>See's eyes shining on the edge of the firelight
>oh no
>The eyes lift a few feet vertically
>The eyes lift a few feet vertically?!
>Raiding band of coyote mamonos bum rush anon
>take his treats and food packed
>they realize they can't open the canned goods he brought with him
>They take anon as well
>Pitches his tent again

>>43414533
>pitches his tent
heh

Go to bed, anon.

>>43414608
Not until this is waiting for me

>>43414629
should've read the fine print of your maid's contract
Get in the bed anon

>>43414387
>get to her office
>she's already prepared for the "discipline"
>laugh at the stupid old dog and ask if she isn't too old for kinky BDSM clothing
>leave and refuse to elaborate

Why does the HR department keep demanding photos of me getting sexually harassed every time I report it? It's really embarrassing.

>>43414608
1. It's "come to bed." "Go to bed" implies the speaker isn't waiting for me, which is in fact the case seeing as my bed is cold and empty, which is why I won't go to bed.
2. A stick like that will not get me to come to bed. >>43414629 gets it.

>>43414759
Thats nothing, HR made me send a 'before' photo which is literally a nude photo plus video documentation of the harassment AND proof I didn't pop a boner (ie. A pic of my junk during or after the harassment)

At this rate I'm thinking the good pay and benefits isn't even worth it, I have my pride you know?

Cracks in reality can appear anywhere.
Therefore nowhere is safe from the chesh coming on out to do a little trolling.

>>43414780
I had to show them exactly what they did. Issue is that they forced me to fuck them and now I had to fuck the demon and succubus HR ladies as well.
And now they changed by title to "office stud".

>>43412349
Anon...

>>43414863
If I were you I'd go straight to the department head and demand action. That kind of harassment is unacceptable!

Fortunately HR spoke to them and got Ms.Blue oni, Devil, black harpy to drop their harassment to 'acceptable work place levels of harassment' now they only milk me during my breaks and steal my underwear. HR still demands proof for some reason and I'm forced to video tape it and send 'proof' of the aftermath.
I swear this company is exploiting me...

ded thread
monster girls are really dead...

>>43415108
Good morning sir, I wish I had an undead Jinko to post.

>>43415108
Yeah, well. That's just like, your opinion, man.

>>43415108
What did chris hansen say on his new show to catch a cat predator?

Why don't you take a sith!

>>43415108
I guess we could talk about what monster girls would cartoon & anime characters be bait for.

>>43414853
Grape cat better be careful she doesn't teleport into the wrong house and end up pregnant.

>>43415177
Chris Hansen doesn't tell people to take a shit.

>>43415190
This is a good idea that cannot go wrong! I will start.

>>43415216
>grape cat teleports into turbo pregnancy fetishist anon's home
>right into the breeding chamber he had prepared
>oblivious to the fact, starts her faggot cat antics and annoys anon
>anon activates the remote locks and goes "I'm not locked here with you, you're locked here with me"

>>43415190
What monster would Bea Arthur become?

>>43415274
I was more talking about what monster girl would be in a relationship with a character from another series instead of transformation stuff.

>>43415274
This Bea Arthur, from going off this wiki a Wisp maybe.
https://animaniacs.fandom.com/wiki/Bea_Arthur

>>43415237
Alp dog.

At least my little bat can have some peace and quiet.

>>43415605
paizuri bat

In a gadda-da-vida honey
Don't you know that I'm loving you
In a gadda-da-vida, baby
Don't you know that I'll always be true

Which monster would be best as the following?
>Gloomy
>Hair over one or both eyes
>Gets sweaty easily
>Apologizes while raping (You)
I would have said Banshee but I doubt undeads can sweat.

>>43416064
Inject when necessary

>>43416064
malef

>>43416064
Oomukade.
>I doubt undeads can sweat.
If they can tear and salivate, sweat isn't too wild.

>>43416073
>>43416089
Oomukade is a great fit. Creepy crawlies are underrated.
>If they can tear and salivate, sweat isn't too wild
True, but sweat is to regulate body heat; undeads don't have body heat.

>>43416127
I think undead mamono are warm and comfy. Miss Dragon Zombie is the MOST warm and comfy, since she is still a dragon with a breath weapon. Even a skeleton is a LITTLE warm and comfy, because cuddles and sex are just Good Things Made Great with Warm.

Although Miss Wisp is just on fire.

>>43416064
Holstaur with massive tits.

>>43415950
Murgoten's art is great. She really leans into busty women who are cute as heck. Even if they're a little weird.
Here's her most recent assortment of angels. Which do you prefer?
> For me, it's #3. She has a scythe and a spooky blackbird. And red hair. And she's frowning at me like she doesn't approve of me.

>>43416127
>True, but sweat is to regulate body heat; undeads don't have body heat.
I was gonna bring up environmental temperature, but now that I think about it the desert undead probably aren't that bothered by the heat.

>chihuahua kobold

>>43416179
Massive milk cows can work wonders with pretty much any description.
From genki tomboy to haughty ojou or even rugged evil.

>>43416206
How do you into sex with all those eyes?

>>43416414
Murgoten's earlier assortment has another angel with a bunch of eyes--she's my favorite from that grouping!
And you're never gonna believe this, but I'm also into shogs and gazers. I like the idea of a woman who wants to look at me!