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>>43402140
Only if I can smoke it from her mouth.

>>43402140
Yuuka makes them better.

>>43402140
No. And I explain the evil of drugs to her. inshallah.

>>43402140
Is Sakuya aware of this?

Is 'blunt' slang for 'Pichuuns'? If so, yes.

>>43402182
Remilia doesn't think she does, but she does

>>43402140
*slaps the devil's lettuce out of Remi's hands*
You're better than this Remilia Scarlet!

>>43402164
Yuuka's always in that garden for a reason you know.

>>43402140

>>43402182
It is speculated that an outsider has been smuggling this strange but oddly calming dried herb into Gensokyo!

>>43402140
No. I’d much rather drink her pee. Or lick her armpits.

>>43402140
Time to find out how good the herb Meiling grows is

>>43402140
no.. i dont associate with losers..

>>43402140
UNWASHED

no

>>43402140
What is the blunt rotation like at the Scarlet Devil Mansion?

>>43408589
Just you and oujousama for now.
Consider yourself lucky no one else is brave enough to take vampire zaza.

>>43402140
They warned me Satan would be attractive. *walks away*

>>43408147
Just one sniff...

>>43402140

>>43408163
>>43408687
>>43407993
You've no chill at all. Sad!

SAKUYA IS GONNA FREAK

>>43410185
holy HELL imagine the Remi smoking you're cock

I only surrended my mortal lungs to one smell...

Do you think Remilia would push you down and rape you if she got high?
I mean i don't care if she had to get absolutely fucked up, do you think she'd be the type to do that at some magical level?
I want to wrap my tongue around those fangs of hers as she forces herself upon me.

>>43411760
i dont think she could rape me even if i was passed out, it probably wouldnt fit in and it'd be like getting raped by a pillow because of how small she is

>>43411873
Fair point, I don't think she could rape anyone either, although mostly because there is no universe where I wouldn't consent to the weirdest thing her sheltered mind can think of.
I would quite happily suck the spit outta her mouth to see what it tasted like.
Honestly I'd just go along with it and watch her try and fit it in, even if it ends up hurting a fuckload.
The pride and honor of getting to seggs the mistress is simply too great, and her massive charisma would overpower any sense of individuality i might have had in the back of my mind.
I bet she'd try her absolute hardest to crack herself open as well, and she'd look absolutely adorable while doing so. I'm talking full on red in the face, fangs poking out over her lip, puffed cheeks as the brattiness inside her takes over as she realizes it's really not gonna happen without some exercise and lube.

i might be a little drunk

>>43411731
Reimu's armpits?

>>43411986
My guess would be Flandre's toes, but I don't want to encourage degeneracy.
Fucking Remi in the pussy hard enough to break her bed and my pelvis however, is something I can get behind.

>>43411924
I think Remi would be more of a chill stoner that would be down to play vidya and munch on junk food while ripping a fat blunt. The scenario you describe is more suiting of a drunk Remi, as she would most likely get playfully but brusquely dominant.

>>43412088
I think she might be the type to get handsy.
You know what they say about repressing your urges, and it's not like she's got any outlet since futa's only a thing in hentai.

>>43412112
There's also so much Patchouli or Sakuya can tell her about the real thing, so a relaxed Remi would want to feel what the real thing is all about but with a commanding facade lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Fi6bV42uI

Damn now I want to smoke a fat blunt with Remi and have her autistically explain to me the intircacies of Gensokyo while laughing like a retard and then go out to the human village to catch a late night snack for the munchies at a deserted izakaya

>>43423392
Don't forget to pick up some shrooms at the Forest of Magic.
Doing shrooms with the Remimi and Sakuya while Flan twitches at the smallest sound she hears!

>>43423939
Flan having a bad trip sounds like a major disaster in the making.

>>43423995
Another day another incident.

>>43423995
This is why I volunteer to be her trip sitter

>>43423939
I dunno man, I don't think I could ever try shrooms. As much as I hear about them expanding people's minds and whatnot, I also fear they fuck your brain up to a fundamental level that you are not the same person that you were before consuming them.

>>43424118
Just look into the Mistress's crimson eyes and you'll have one of the most beautiful experience of your life.

>>43424157
Amen, anon

>>43424157
I want Remi to make me her husband

>>43402140
No, Remi. Drugs are baaad.

>>43437791
If drugs are bad, then explain this?

>>43438195
I'm not seeing the appeal.
However THIS looks much better

>>43438195
>>43438219
I want to puff with both of the sisters!

>>43438195
>>43438219
OJOU-SAMAS?

Just take the fucking drugs, alright?

>>43441070
Please put the gun down. I just don't know if it's appropriate to take a hit from something you've used. A commoner like me shouldn't have indirect kisses with a noble vampire such as yourself!

>>43402140
the herbal jew doesn't become better just because it's Scarlet devil's lettuce instead of regular devil's lettuce

>>43441483
It's not about the drugs anon.
It never was.

DUDE

>>43441483
>>43446021
NEETs mad because they can't get weed

>all these anons refusing the mistresses hospitality
I guess someone needed to become tonight's dinner afterall

>>43424118
>I also fear they fuck your brain up to a fundamental level that you are not the same person that you were before consuming them
The true self is that which remains unchanged. The personality will remain fluid and affected to change by the experience to a lesser or greater degree, same as with any other experience. Psychedelics merely increase the experience of the world and of the mind by providing greater depth of complexity and intensity to our perceptions and thoughts.

>>43424118
Don't be a fag, you'll be all dopey for a bit after like a day or so because you got mindfucked by the stuff but you'll be back to normal. Of course you could read way too much into it and become a hippy but thats on you

>>43441429
>indirect kisses
I never understood this.

>>43447412
It would make a baby...

>>43447260
This
>get one in a lifetime chance to chill, socialize and bond with none other but the the mistress of scarlet devil mansion herself
>reject her on the grounds of muh trad incel values
No wonder luck and good moments always "evade" you faglords

>>43441070
>>43448594
I don't think "dude weed lmao" is good excuse to tell Flan when she asks where her bangbang boomerang went

>>43448705
Flan was in the blunt rotation though

>>43402140
I accept it, hope me and Remi get into deep talk about life and stuff

the mistress has been defiled one too many times

>>43448840
She hasn't taken any hard drugs yet.

>>43448858
Remi doing heroin! I knew weed was a gateway drug!

>>43448873
It's ok, the dragon is just outside the mansion gate.

Damn it! Where'd she get krokodil?!

>>43449541
I want to take care of a blind ojou-sama so bad

>>43448915
Thats right, Meiling is there to put a stop to her Herion use and give her opium instead!

>>43447244
I have weed. the few gs I have are like 5 year old at this point because I rarely smoke.

>>43449541
Katawa Touhou???

>>43449541
Who has hurt ojou-sama so...?

>>43449820
herself, she did it just so anon would take care of her, don't worry she will regeneration all of lost body parts

>>43449913
How adorable, although well have to have a talk later about self harm

I would smoke the scarlet devil lettuce with the mistress

Remi at least has good weed right? I am not a stoner but I know there is good weed and shit weed, Remi would go out of her way to get the top quality stuff right?

>>43453630
Of course!
Ojousama has a keen eye for quality

>>43453630
>>43454355
She's got Oregano clippings...

>>43453630
Ojou-sama thinks she has primo stuff but in reality Meiling gives her the weak shit because she knows Remimi is a lightweight and just chaffes after smoking out

>>43453630
You don't think Patchouli hasn't extensively read about cannabis and hydroponics, right? You don't think Flan's basement is exclusively occupied by her bedroom, correct?

DRUNKEN DRUGGED SEX WITH THE MISTRESS
AAAAAA

>>43455628
Bro she just wants to chill and shoot the shit
Plus weed doesn't make you horny

>>43457337
>Plus weed doesn't make you horny
Tell that to Yuuka.

>>43457347
No, tell that to nephew-kun.
All fun and games until the seventh bout had ended, and he was all tuckered out, and then he was told he could sleep later. Two days later.

>>43453630
Are you serious? The mistress must have the finest ganja in and out of Gensokyo. Just imagine all the wild shit she gets from youkai and Lunarians.

>>43455628
You wouldn't make an accident baby with a drugged Mistress would you Anon?

>>43463356
Not accidently, no

>>43463356
ALL of our babies WILL be consensual

>>43463356
I will show Remi things she has only read about from Patchy's secret stash of books.
She is going to have the absolute time of her life as I Hold her hand tightly and tell her I love her while stroking her hair

>>43464579
Please refrain to post such imaginary situations regarding my wife

>>43457337
what

it does for me. That's why I don't smoke regularly; I end destroying my dick to 2hu porn.

>>43464579
God I want to bearhug her and make out with her smooth silky armpit

>>43469211
Whenever I smoke weed I just end up giggling like a retard at dumb shit, eating junk food and just chilling. Last few times I got paranoid, but other than that I could never relate weed with horniness.

>>43469775
I want her to bearhug me and lick my tonsils.
A̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶F̶l̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶n̶i̶e̶c̶e̶!̶

What do you think the mistr00s's opinion on spirits is.
I bet she can't handle them but pretends to like scotch and brandy to look sophisticated, despite hating them and not actually being able to tell the difference between Jonnie walker and Laphoraig.

>>43469998
Absolutely. She also probably thinks beer is for commoners and refuses to drink it.

>>43469998
>not actually being able to tell the difference between Jonnie walker and Laphoraig.
That's because scotch is garbage, and Remi is probably illuminated and has based taste and likes bourbon, the better spirit, instead.
Other than that, she is secretly a tequila fan.

>>43469998
The truth is Remilia hates alcohol and her wine is virgin, she only has the bottles of actual wine to look sophisticated. She only drinks sake at the Hakurei parties to fit in

>>43469998
The mistress can't stand bitter things and and hates alcohol. She just pretends to like certain things like Brandy, whiskey, scotch and more to seem important.
She can't even stand sweet wines and pretends to drink when around friends to fit in.
The most she'll ever drink are mixes that are filled with syrups.

>>43402140
I genuflect.

>>43402140
Yeah why not

>>43471364
W-what is that in Reimu's plate

>>43472218
Cock

>>43472218
You can't expect Remilia to serve Reimu the "good" food - that's for esteemed guests and residents only, not freeloaders.

>>43472453
Woah, Remi looks so elegant there........

>>43472543
Ojou-sama always looks elegant, try not to feel too in awe of her overwhelming charisma

How many compliments can you pay Remi before she gets flustered?

>>43475812
1.

>>43476713
That's amazing!

>>43464579
weird way to spell anal sex

>>43476713
Wow, Remi is so composed!

>>43476713
Such an elegant lady, my wife
I am the only person in existence who can compliment her btw

I want to smoke weed and chill with Remi and then have her feed off my blood when the munchies hit while I stroke her hair

>>43478072
She's my wife too

>>43479732
Lol I would say nice joke, but truly it was really mediocre. You can keep your delusions to yourself.

Hold Mistress delicately, do not compress the wings as it may be liable to cause distress

Hi is this the dedicated remi thread

>>43484460
no

>>43483923
Jesus Christ how CUTE and ADORABLE

What brand of cigarettes would Remi smoke?

>>43485834
Cigarello's.
Not cigars or a pipe, too heavy.
Not cigarettes, too common.
Cigarello's are just unusual enough without lasting too long to fit the mistr00s.

>>43402140
I don't even wanna know what's in there... I mean if it's that what made the red mist then rather not...

>>43485938
I don't know what brand, but I bet she would smoke with one of those elegant long cigarette holders/filters like this one

Where is her underwear?

>>43487874
In my face

>>43480579
How did you get to gensokyo?

>>43485938
Cigarellos are ghetto as fuck. Only patchy would smoke them.

>>43485938
>>43488087
Wtf is a cigarello
Googled them and only got some sort of short cigar looking things

>>43488181
Spic cigars

Remilia-sama is no longer allowed to smoke after Sakuya caught her, and she has made sure Remilia will remember to avoid drugs from now on.

>>43490486
Oh oh, Sakuya is gonna be in BIG trouble once Remi is sets herself free

>>43487874
in my tea

>>43487874
She wears no underwear, ever

>>43492897
Remimi can break out at anytime, she's only going along with this since it's Sakuya's birthday and she told her she'd grant her any wish she could.
Remimi is regretting her grandiose statement now.

>>43496773
B-but what is she gonna do to her

>>43501212
Rape.

>>43501296
Is it really rape if Remi can easily overpower Sakuya when she pleases but decides not to

>>43402140
I thought it was bad when she was taking recreational drugs. She is also taking enhancement drugs now! Intervention is needed.

>>43503934
Why didn't she just pad her chest like the maid?

>>43504498
You are going to get knifed for that joke. Was it worth it?

>>43503934
Paizuri vampire!

>>43503934
Big titty Remi is cursed but I'd gladly bury my face between those vampiric udders

Patchouli is the most likely 2hu to be a major stoner, I knew a lot of those kind of bookworm, shy nerdy girls in high school who were always reserved but were major potheads

>>43503934
I would fuck those tits until I was a dried up husk.

>>43503934
*pop* *pop*

>>43503934
Bigger

>>43402140
lmaooo hell nah nigga that shit prolly laced

Why, I would obviously accept. Why would I refuse my wife anything?

>>43518770
she doesn't get weed from niggers

>>43522254
who does she get it from

>>43523673
Patchouli grows it for her.

>>43523673
Eintei
Meiling grows her own opium

>>43523700
>>43523707
uh so which one is it

>>43483923
>>43484999
I want a tiny ojou-sama of my own

>>43527393
Imagine her little bites when you hold her close to your cheek for cuddles, god damn I need me a tiny Remi

>>43527379
Yes

>>43527478
Ok
*smokes the fattest blunt Remi hands me from her heavenly lips*

>>43527393
They're out of stock. You'll have to buy a used one.

>>43531506
When will they be back in stock

>>43483923
Awww, she wants to hug you!
Too bad she's too small!
Treat her well, or else!

>>43534756
If she bites me, as tiny as she is, will I become a vampire too? Or is that reserved for regular sized Remis?

>>43534996
No, but she's a bat, so you'll get covid.

>>43531506
>a used one
excuse me?

>>43534726
No matter how much time passes, it's always "coming soon."
>>43536614
You know, used. She already received her first headpats, already had her first taste of blood, already experienced her first charisma break, etc.

>>43535058
Anything for my Remi. I can withstand a meme flu every time she wants to feed on my blood

>>43407857
Yes, the effect from her armpits is stronger.

>>43407857
>>43537662
She needs a little (a lot) hair there desu

Every post in this thread is just me talking to myself about how much I love my cute vampire wife.

>>43543200
That's funny because I'm sure I am the only person in this thread.

>>43543200
>>43543408
I am the only real person here, you just figments of my imagination.

>>43543200
>>43543408
>>43543444
Excellent artwork, MY wife Remi and I shall be contemplating it today at out post sex talk and chill

>>43545467
Why am I replying to myself?

>>43531506
How much?

I love Remilia Scarlet tbqhwys (to be quite honest with you senpai)

>>43553646
Same lmao (laughing my ass off)

I think Reimu is more likely to be a stoner than Remi

@43545494
Don't reply to me or my wife Remi ever again

@43562011
Fine! I will not bump your thread then.

>>43564910
I-is that Remi eating a FLAN???

>>43565206

Flan eating a Remi!

>>43567385
What a tasty!

Could you beat Remi's charisma? Not even Marisa could do it.

>>43568276
Marisa MOGGED to former hell and back

I mean sure, does it come with drugs? And what choices have I made in life that I can only say yes?

>>43569400
Every road and decision you ever made leads to getting high the Mistress
Also of course it comes with drugs, wtf do you think a blunt is

>>43568276
I don't understand Nippongo, what is remimi doing there

>>43572923
She is trying to look cute for Marisa, but to no avail. At the end she starts to cry and Marisa gives up and pats her head.

>>43573020
Kayoot

everyone who consumes drugs regularly should be brutally executed using elephant hunting ammunition on live TV for the entertainment of law abiding citizens

>>43573360
No no no .
Just remove their lungs with a little 9x19, no need for that.
Don't wanna turn em to dust after all.

>>43573360
But what about where drugs are legal?

>>43573400
they should be made illegal in those places too

>>43573415
Yeah but who is gonna get entertain if the drugs are legal there?

>>43573360
This but unironically.

>>43573360
Wow so BASED and REDPILLED, my fellow WHITE TRAD ANON. We must RETVRN TO TRADITION and exterminate all the DEGENERACY from our societies.

>>43573360
>>43573580
How's the boot taste like, glowniggies

>>43573618
Relax, you will be allowed to keep your schizo pills.

>>43573666
Sure thing, Shlomo

>>43573360
Some drugs helped people invent shit. Addicting drugs should be banned thoughever

>>43562011
Oops! meant for >>43545494