/jp/ - Otaku Culture

See? Wasn't long at all.

>>43397500
Applications

>>43397509
wrong, it took way to long for the thread to come up? why if i had to go another minute without you retards posting mons???
Did you even think about that???

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43397551
it smells like binjuice and rancid meat

sithification potions when

>43397559
Starwars is a shit teir franchise for people that have never seen a space opera before
Kill yourself

>Good morning Human! It's a great day for traveling!

>>43397572
I trust this rat entirely.
Don't ask me why but I feel that she won't force me into a marriage against my will.

>>43397577
Anon she's tiny, I'm sure you're in no danger.
And not a Maus Bandit in disguise, selling her group's ill-gotten loot in the next city.

>>43397572
>Indeed, I'm looking to catpure an unruly werecat thief. Do You have some strong potion to sell? Or maybe a few advices?

>>43397572
Just imagine her back muscles she can probably pick you up and throw you down onto her bed.

>>43397590
Damn Cat Burglars, if only a hero would go out and defeat them, bringing 10 Burglar Bangles as proof, I'd give them 10 Gold...

>>43397590
She's probably got all sorts of stuff in that pack, it might take her a while to assemble her portable trading stall first though.

>>43397596
Now I want a strong mouse gf to princess carry me.

Wrote this concept for the undead demon realm idea I had for awhile.
•City of Mortem
(The City is a dark purple colored place that is mostly inhabited by high ranking undead Mamonos like Liches, Wights and Banshees.)

•Wight Estate
(A great mansion that is located on the outskirts of the City of the Dead, the Estate is used for balls majority of the time held by a powerful Wight.)

•Plains of Undeath
(Wide dead grassland that is inhabited by a lot of Undead Demon Realm Beasts and Zombies.)

•Decease Graveyard
(Party spot for Zombies to hang around in, place is just a stereotypical graveyard.)
-Side Note: Undead demon realm beasts are extremely intelligent and are very similar to the talking animals from the fairy kingdom. They also can give off a hypnotic energy from their bodies that will leave human men in a daze and will make human men fall into the arms of a undead Mamono.

You look lost Anon, why don't you come with me and I'll take care of you

>>43397625
asking for trouble, walking around with pvp enabled.

Does the onion pickup line still work on ogres?

>>43397619
Cool stuff. Though why make undead demon realm beasts same as fairy land?

>>43397677
Because undead talking animals I think would be funny interacting with the undead Mamonos and helping around with their daily problems. That the whole hypnotic stuff they have is the undead demon realm beasts and Mamonos working together to ensnare men in the city making it even more harder for a anon to escape.

>>43397625
But I'm in my own house.

>>43397619
who's the ruler of the realm?

>>43397699
I see. Still making it the same as fairy land would not be interesting imo. Maybe have the undead realms have their own gimmick rather then copy and paste from fairy land. Still free to do as you like

>>43397735
Probably either a Wight or a Lich I’m not sure yet since it’s a early concept.

>>43397740
I mean I got the hypnotic idea for the undead demon realm beasts that I don’t think has been shown in any of the canon demon realm beasts so there’s one new idea. Also maybe instead of them normally walking to get to a location like normal demon realm beasts they can teleport around similar to Cheshires since they are more spiritual beings. I might cut the talking part out if it’s not liked enough since you’re right it is too fairy kingdom like, I just like the Mamonos having their own version of it is all.

>>43397740
Trying to go heavy into the spiritual side of things for the undead demon realm beasts to make them unique.
Undead Demon Realm Beast Abilities:
>Hypnotic Energy to daze men
>Teleportation for fast travel
>Can make spiritual pocket dimensions for star crossed lovers to bond
>Uses drawn out words to communicate with Mamonos using telekinesis instead of talking like fairy kingdom beasts
These are just some abilities I have thought of, might come up with more later on.

Consider: fox elemental
What power would you gain from contracting(marrying) it?

>>43398006
Fox fire!

>>43398006
fluffy tails grooming

>>43397716
All alone? At your age? In a big, empty house like this?

>>43398040
>dark mage this this a good way to start squatting and smelling up the house with her potions

>>43398040
Yeah thanks for reminding that I'm a living failure. Now fuck off in your forest, I must drink.

>>43398064
the last virgin words of many a lonely boy

>check into elf hotel
>no pillows in the room wtf
>call front desk and ask for pillows
>elf opens your door with magic and lays on your bed
>you now have a pillow

>>43397558
I'll still sniff her breath with enthusiasm

>>43398081
stuffing pillowelves and toiletries into my suitcase before i check out of ElfHotel™

Kelsey love!

>>43398081
Most comfortable rest you'll ever have in your life is snuggled up between an elf's breasts.

>>43398108
Oh this isn't the Arknights thread. Well I hope you enjoy Lynx girls.

>>43398080
Kek, not in real life.

>>43397563
Despite actually trying to look I've never seen a space opera better than it anyway. Despite the nature of space most of them also seem to have a strong desire to avoid including aliens which kills half the fun because obviously I want to fuck the aliens.

>>43398115
She doesn't look much like a web browser to me.

Ded thread

>>43398326
Just wait until the americans get online.

>>43398354
You mean to tell me I’ve been posting in a thread with a bunch of euros?

>>43398354
>go on date with lizard
>make small talk and charm her
>wait until she excuses herself to the restroom
>beat on her with a heavy chair as soon as she walks out
>pay for dinner by shoving money in her scabbard
>leave and explain nothing
I can’t wait for prime romance hours!

>>43398379
Oui

>>43398379
tak

>>43398379
Is that a problem?

>>43398379
What were you expecting, Koreans?

>>43398412
>listening to your kiki with her unpronouncable, entirely vowel-free name talk about intermarum and reestablishing the Commonwealth

Lilim appreciation post, too tired to think of something quipy, just love lilims

Does Phoenix have arms and wings?

>>43398438
She has regular harpy body with wings, those things are tassels and not arms.

>>43398436
I'm a bit of an anti-succ kinda guy; by extension that includes lilims. But damn, I don't know why but that pic of Druella is doing things to me. I think it's the crossed legs. I don't know why I like that, but I do.

>>43398447
Thank you. I don’t like the tassels.

>>43398438
clearly not

>>43398447
The official pic is super misleading and the we don't have much phoenix fanart

>>43398514
Fuck this hanging scarf thing she has, I keep mistaking it for arms

>>43398404
Does that mean yes or no? Are you a Pole or Indonesian?
>>43398438
She doesn't have real arms but she has some weird arm things.

>>43398533
>Are you a Pole or Indonesian?
depends whether I'm standing on my feet or on my hands

>>43398533
Getting molested by the wings looks better than tassel sex. Tassels were a mistake.

>>43398514
It’s like Dark Priest’s hat. What a sexy horn-let.

Tick tock heavy like a Brinks truck

>matted and cum covered snout
Other girls just can't compete. Except the dog.

remember to report and ignore the patty mick faggot

But aside from that, would you date your favorite monster but she has a mob face and has autism?

>>43398438
She’s like a normal harpy it’s just the placement of what are usually tail ornaments makes them look like fucked up arms.

>>43398827
>autism
Depends what kind of autism. Schedule dog autism? hell yeah. Screeching retard autism? sorry but no.

>>43398827
I'm pretty sure mamonobama can fix the mobface and I already suspect she's on the spectrum. One cannot be this much of a dork without being just a tiny bit artistic.

>>43398843
basically the former
>>43398854
whats wrong with your wife having 2 cute little dots for eyes and 3 for a mouth like :3?

>>43398827
I hate mob faces. Stupid name

>>43398854
>fix the mobface
I wouldn't call it a fix, but you do you.
>One cannot be this much of a dork without being just a tiny bit artistic.
What is she, a Lilim? Black Harpy?
>>43398898
Maybe it could have a better name, but I can't be arsed to think of any.

I dunno how the Welsh are gonna feel about their wives walking on two legs now

>>43398478
Crossed legs you say?

>call succubus dating line
>they pick up expecting to hear a human male start regaling them with his desires for the demonic
>hang up after they say hello
Gets them every time.

>>43398970
they can always ask wifey to roleplay the good ole days
>>43398928
>What is she, a Lilim? Black Harpy?
a dum batcat

>>43399009
imma ask for help with my homework

>warm in the winter and cool in the summer
>best support no pillows needed
>no need to do sheets anymore
What’s not to love about slime pillows

>>43399016
so shes perfect for the old =3 face

>>43398827
Bapho/witches already have autism naturally. A mob face sounds cute and something i can work with

>>43398514
>burns your dick
>molests you as a child
>snooty
All of the other fire grils are outgoing and passionate. Phoenix is a flaming pedo who can’t social. Making anons piss fire is one thing, but the anti-social attitude is too much. If you want to be invited to fewer parties after getting magic herpes, you can nail a hebi instead. They manage shrines, and are therefore more social than firebirds. Phoenix, the only mamono who turns you into a babydick, is a flame type. It’s sooo embarrassing.

>>43398115
That Medic's a bloody-- MEEEEEDIIIIC!!!!

>>43399136
Is it true that calling pyrows bitches only makes their bitch power grow

>>43399016
>a dum batcat
Checks out, they usually are massive dorks

>And another thing! A Woman Under the Influence isn't my favorite Cassavetes movie! Why do people always *hic* keep saying that, huh?
Your auntster has reached that point in her drunken stupor that she's talking about some boomer movies, how do you shut her up?

>>43399237
with breeding till we both passout

>>43399237
Mating pressing her until we both pass out

>>43399141
>You will never get your legs blown off during a pointless war between human and have a nice lynx mamono to nurse you
Why even live...

>>43398115
>Oh this isn't the Arknights thread.
That hasn't stopped Arknights girls from being posted here in the past.

>>43399159
Yes, it’s a clever social defense mechanism. Like sleeping naked on your couch on the weekends or not owning underwear. Cool people don’t wear underwear. But Phoenixes own ALL the underwear, she’s gotta have age-appropriate clothing for when her man escapes the fuck-supernova! And of course, Phoenix needs a lot of whitey-tighteys for her totally-not-creepy roleplay! When is the last time underwear got you into a party? Exactly.

>tfw hex manic type wurm gf
please im dying

I want to have hot sweaty sex with a pudgy cake monster, doesn't matter which one but a cake Troll would definitely be my first choice

>>43399434
imaging getting a total creep of a troll as your wife

>>43399434
Soft monster wives are a must.
It doesn't matter if they're strongfat, they simply need to be soft.

>>43399373
Cute snakebird.

>Have you prayed today, anon?

>tfw no monster nuns from many different churchs in MGE to pl- i mean pray with

>>43399524
>AI AND tranny shit
quality content

>dragged into an alleyway
>raped
>get brought before bastet
>raped(not by bastet) there too to prove you're a slut for cats
>now get to stand around looking pretty
>see other men dragged off
>occasionally fucked in front of them so they know what's coming
I assume prevalence of public sex based on the wonderland doujin.
>>43399548
You really couldn't be any more obvious

Something about the local convent seems off

why is it that these threads hated ai art but the 07th threads embraced it when the tech came out?

why do two /jp/ thread have those two diffrent reaction?

>>43399573
>You really couldn't be any more obvious
https://www.deviantart.com/dannyblues24/art/Sonya-The-Succubus-Nun-958641100
using saucenao is hard
>genderbender
>m2f
>novelai

Hello anons, I'm organizing a raid.
All we need to do is breach the inner sanctum and shatter the primal hagstone
It'll be funny trust me

>>43399606
We're not the same as rest of /jp/. Hell, being kind of guests on this board is pretty much part of local folklore.

>>43399611
If you didn't look it up you would never have realized it was gender bender. It's that easy.

The cow has been apprehended.

>>43399587
I don't get it either.

>>43398081
>Part of room service is the elf getting cleaned up for the day.

>>43399725
Why are all holy angels wholly sluts as well?

>>43399036
She can be the bed itself, too.

>>43399800
Nightmarish. Slime are too weird.

>walpurgisnacht party being thrown at the Wight Duchess' estate and everyone in town is invited
>go there wearing my best tuxedo looking to see if I can hit on some nice looking ladies
>see a pretty cute dark mage across the ballroom and decide I'll try talking to her
>midway through my walk I almost bump into a Ghoul and quickly turn around saying "Sorry, excuse me"
>the moment I turn back towards the way I'm going to get to that Dark mage I actually do bump into someone
>nearly dropped my champagne glass but catch it in time
>still ended up throwing most of it on the person I bumped into, drenching them
>halfway through apologizing I realize that person is the Wight Duchess herself
>oh fuck
>she looks mad too, I ruined one of her best dresses with spilled champagne
>whole party goes quiet with a few gasps
>she's staring at me with narrow pupils in her red eyes, clenching her fists tightly
>vein of anger is bulging on her forehead
I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT! I DIDN'T MEAN T

>>43399624
You really couldn't be any more obvious. It's even easier for you to just....not shitpost, y'know?

>>43399859
It's nothing to worry about. Here, have a drink.

>>43399878
Poor bastard got sent to the Ghoul pits and 'eaten' alive for that. What a way to go.

>>43399892
You have to beware of ghouls.
They're stronger than you'd think and may even paralyze you on a bad roll.

>>43399878
I bet that made the vampires happy at least

>>43399889
slime made of BFG9K juice

>>43399878
Punch her and escape from this country. You can start again elsewhere.

>>43399878
Imagine being forced to lick her body clean.

How many fertilized eggs before an evil dragon finally chills?

>>43399884
i doubt that's ever entered the equation

>>43400133
All of them

>>43400155
That's gonna be a lot of work.
Only worth it if milk is awarded.

>>43400146
I don't get it.

>>43399859
what, do you need a girl with a little more structure?

>>43400133
According to Spyro 3, about as many as there were original Pokémon

Trying to be depressed and accepting that dragons are better than you in front of a malef, and her being glad you agree and taking you to be their dragon breeder husband!

>>43399878
i just rip off her clothes then savagely have my way with her, then fall asleep as the others tr attacking me which all they are doing is hurting themselves

>>43400176
Milk is always awarded but there may be additional prizes.

The hags come out at night.

>>43400201
I hate gachas

>>43400179
>Fix one evil dragon
>Now have to deal with her 150+ evil daughters
You just can't win against reptiles.

>>43400236
>chains attached to thong
What an insanely 90's design! This girl died 30 years ago!

>>43400241
I mean... you could just not raise them evil?

>>43400261
It's in their blood, only way to prevent this is the childhood friend route.

>>43400261
i'm no coward

do different color slimes taste different

>>43400276
Yes. It only makes sense, right?

>>43400276
>>43400291
If green slime is lime flavor instead of apple, I'm rejecting her.

>>43400328
it's limapple

>>43400328
Surely it's pear?

>>43400328
She's Kiwi flavor.

Animalistic vampires>Boring regular vampires

>>43400328
Tastes like a margherita

An extremely funny visual is the idea of a holst marrying a vegan dude and getting more and more upset because he won't drink her milk

>>43400543
feral, homeless vamps are where it's at

>>43400543
Based
I like it when vampires go fucking feral and just drain the dude while raping him

Your mg is through plankton molecular analyzer
What are the results?

>>43400543
i like American vampires instead

>>43400328
>Not wanting the blue flavored slime

>>43400631
can you eat that?

>>43400639
Hmm... what to choose...

>>43400596
>But she's a sapient creature willingly offering her milk which is also healthy for human consumption, why would a vegan have a problem with--
Shut up, autism.

>>43400675
Are you vegan?

>>43400634
You like fat ugly vampires?

>>43400700
I couldn't even pull off vegetarianism, let alone being a vegan. I'm a graduate of the werewolf school of MEAT.

>>43400702
no, i like the fat red heads with freckles who tend to be a bit bottom heavy, mamano mana also just fixes that by making them mob faced

>>43400639
Blueberry slimes are good too, especially when they have a strawberry core for licking.

>>43400724

>>43400061
I want to drink champagne off a loli Wight's body.

>>43400757
Imagine bobbing for slime cores.

>>43400656
Is yellow lemon, pineapple, banana, or mango flavored?

>>43400712
That gave me another funny visual, a vegan dude forcing his dick whipped werewolf wife into eating fake meat

>>43400788
I can see that poor gal just becoming skinny as a twig

>>43399878
How would miss wight punish you? I think you'd be sent to the zombie barracks as a mana pump

>>43400777
You're probably not going to be able to pull your head out so easily, assuming you can reach it.

>>43400802
Wonder how long it would take for them to snap desu

>>43400782
Apricot, actually.

>>43400822
after all her sisters are worried sick about her and her mother gives anon a visit and talks about how his desires are hurting his wife
then teaching the vegan anon about the circle of life

>>43400249
Prevents them from being stolen

>>43400249
sounds like the gal for me, does she like the neon lights as well as the fast cars

>>43400836
Imagine them forcing him to eat a steak

Assault angel anus.
Destroy divine derrieres.
Buttfuck biblical bums.
Handle holy holes.
Sex seraphim sphincters.

>>43400932
>when he tries the thing he has forbbien for so long
>He...... actuall likes it
>His balls finally drop
>He becomes 6ft
>His poor muscles finally grow and make him not like hes a malnourished staving african
>He finally gets a beard and ditches his gay s o y milk
>He finally became a man
>Also him and his wife were finally able to ave their first child

>>43400941
I'm sure that will go over well

>>43400941
aw frig dude, my levels

>>43400941
i just have sex with them normally

We're having sex with squid now.

>>43400620
I remember a series of touhou corruption pics where a characters become feral vampires who then stop bitting other touhous except remi who just acts annoyed at being bitten
I wish I could find them.

>>43401048
the hat really makes the outfit , without she s generic demon 1234

>Go bobbing for your slime wife's core
>Every time you get close, she moves it a little further out of reach, behind you ,or someplace else
>You have to emerge to see where it is sometimes
>Her giggling can be heard even in there.
>She's certainly enjoying the way your attempts become more frantic over time
>But eventually you catch it!
>She shifts her body around so she's on top of you
>Your body covered in slime here and there
>She smiles, gazing at you bedroom eyes
>Oh right, in all the excitement for you forgot that this was basically foreplay for her.

>>43400973
She's lying when she says shes just keeping them save for you. Totally not forcing you to reset your progress everytime until you get tired of started from 1 and just living safe with her for eternity. The trick is to start drinking her milk she produces everytime you fuck her, it'll give you a proportional xp boost to how many levels she took from you.

>>43401028
I remember that one succubus witch in monmusu quest was going to vanilla
But then the jackals theme start playing

>>43401066
T.tf2

>>43397500

>>43401097
what can i see, girls with big hats really get me interested

>>43401111
Don't trust

>>43400788
That's spousal abuse.

>>43400811
...Oh no?

>>43401076
they're purified levels, free from all that earthly sin. it's like money laundering but with levels

>>43401138
Nice, is it condom play night again?

levels are stored in the breasts

If you're cornered by a big scary monster, just shout that you need an adult and one will come and rescue you.

>>43401168
Does that mean that babies level drain their mothers a bit every time they're hungry? Does pregnancy make women level up?

What if it got an anime
But half are just tourism ads

>>43401142
Yeah, it'd be awful! Eventually the rest of your body would be covered , stuck and you'd be at her mercy!

>>43401245
The eye of Sauron?

Kiss the lim's tail, make her feel better

>>43399237
Leave the room. Her nephew not wanting to hang out with her when she is drunk should straighten her out real quick.

Which writing do you guys prefer?
Chapter based with 5k-ish words or one large but complete stuff?

>>43401317
i'd prefer complete works but can't be too choosy these days

>>43401317
Either is fine

>>43401317
Either is fine.

Love corrupted fairies

>>43401389
what's your take on pixies?

>>43397500

>>43401389
Not going to lie the Unseelie Court looks mighty fine in MGE

Those high level monster girls we've heard about are so overrated. Anything less than Ultimate Optional Superboss who is at least 10 times stronger than Demon Lord and rules the hardest megadungeon is inadequate.

>>43401550
also she's a weresheep

>>43401397
10/10 would lose and get kidnapped by one

>>43401534
Yeah you should go and visit, I promise they will let you go

>>43401698
Your promises, they look like lies
Your honesty, like a back that hides a knife

>>43401534
remember to accept suspicious invitations to various monster's royal gatherings

>>43401806
Nah, it's just another scam attempt.

>>43401760
Awful smug for a girl small enough to fit inside a bottle

You will fuck the robutt and you will be happy.

Fuck dogs.

>>43401900
>>43401935
Ladies please, not all at the same time...

>>43401806
>slow-dancing with ms tritonia in the dragon palace
>watching ms lamia bellydance for your amusement in the pharaohs court
>pretending you didn't notice the invite from the queen of hearts
>putting clingy ms titania to bed after she drank too much at the fairy festival
>touring the depths of the honeyed catacombs at the queen bees behest
>hiking up ms kikis skirt and bending her over the appetizers table in the royal makai

What's in the box?

>>43401074
Licking a slime's core is the equivalent of removing an ushi's seal.
Either that or she cums so hard she can't function.

>>43401970
Cut the middle man, kuudere guard dog automaton that determines the safest place for you is wrapped in her arms, and your cock in her charging unit

>>43397500

>>43402092
>Either that or she cums so hard she can't function.
Literally becoming a puddle in the process.

>>43400941
>angelic anus
Papal heresy knows no bounds. Thy alpery will avail ye naught. Canonization of alps was clearly a mistake. Go back to your diocese, heretic.

>>43402116
So much handlebar

>>43402231
Vegimite did nothing wrong, Mark.

I think I developed a sweet tooth because I want to devour a monster Christmas cake, if you catch my drift

>>43402116
is there a cap to how many moms anon can have?

>>43402360
You want to bake a cake using Monster energy drinks?

>>43402379
Milky bicron says that's nonsense, all of these monsters are conveniently her sisters

>>43402360
The best CC monsters are the lonely and pent-up workers, be they soldiers, merchants or even dairy producers.

>>43402360
>an amalgamation of hags waiting outside of anon's house

>>43402418
>I'm stuck, help me, stepson!
>s-stepson?

>>43402501
>Cucking the husband
Out

>>43402451
Yeah, I'm going to need like ten boxes of wine delivered. Tell the delivery guy to be not afraid. The gaggle of old women outside has their eye on one prey.

Gimme your stinkiest trolls!

>>43402650
we have a few in the thread

>>43402673
No, not that kind of troll. I'm talking about the ones that're good with plants, have tails, and get horny in the sun. Oh and most importantly are actually female

>>43402673
Not the sexy ones, unfortunately.

>>43402589
There doesn't need to be a husband, like in that well known mini doujin with the two foxes

>>43402702
Dang, they really are better without the giant man grabbers.

>>43402761
They're just muscular elves without them

>>43402761
Nonsense, HUEG HANDS are part of the fun

>>43402771
Elves don't have tails or clover growing between their legs. Also, they're cunts.

>>43402785
It was a tossup between saying muscular elf or lithe orc.

>>43402699
Troll meets Troll just like Jester meets Clown(Bogie). These feel like they could be a animated series like Dan vs. or some shit that ends with the two getting married at the end of the series.

I like to think that trolls often comingle with and live with p'orcs.

>>43402771
I'd love to get close to a Troll that's actually muscular.
>>43402785
Yeah, Trolls are humble, friendly, and good cooks. Elves are arrogant cunts that eat sticks and leaves.

Jokes on the monster girls trying to seduce me, I got way to low of a self esteem to ever honestly think they are hitting on me.

>>43402823
>Elves are arrogant cunts
When are they not, but I do dream of the elusive yandere elf being a thing out there who wants a human husband to call her own.

>>43402804
They're not even lithe orcs; I don't believe for a second that the profile troll doesn't have some earth shaking thighs under that dress.

>>43402821
That's a dangerous combo

>>43402835
Same, I'd just instantly think they're actually making fun of me.

>>43402835
that's the third or fourth leading cause of rape

>>43402882
Holy fuck she's perfect

>>43402882

>>43402835
That's why we're gonna get raped or slowly have our minds worn down by extremists. Good luck to them it's gonna take a lot and wont be worth it.

>>43397500

>>43402821
P'orcs like to set up camp near troll homes so they can try to coax them into going raiding with them. It's like trying to get you're quiet friend to go to a party. They know she'll have fun, she just needs a little sunlight to loosen her up. Ms. Troll might be a little embarrassed afterwards, but it'll be worth it in the end.

>>43402952
>filename
it's a nice day to STAAAAAAAAAART AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN WAAAAAAAOW

>>43402952
>come home from work
>see best girl has gotten new art
Undead warm my heart

>>43402927
>Extremist gives up because anon is just too far gone with his own misery

>>43402846
How do you get a dhampir to stop dashing through all your attacks and start actually fighting fair?

>>43403022
can't save everybody. it's resources better spent elsewhere

I don't get it, I'm just a lowly commoner who likes mingling with the Fairies and insisting on a girl like her being far out of my league but Miss Titania is still trying to swoon me. High class Monsters like her should do better, she's royalty, she could send for the prince charming of some big human kingdom if she wanted an Oberon so badly. Lowly humans like me don't even deserve to view such an elegant gentry.

>>43403037
>Monster girls see posts like this on 4mon
>Doxxing and strait up manhunts start happening
>Any man posting in the thread is found, hunted down and forcibly married

>>43403058
Well, what's a girl within your league then?

>>43403034
Why are you fighting her? Are you working for her mother?

>>43403077
Anon is the Vampire's husband and has to discipline their unruly daughter.

>>43403071
The average Harpy, or the run of the mill Mouse or Kobold, even Devil Bugs and cows. Maybe a Lizardman if I was lucky.
Noble Monsters like Titania shouldn't waste their breath on small time serfs and commons like me. Arranged marriages exist for Royalty for a reason.

>>43403090
Anon's probably not taking it seriously at all considering at that point he should be an incubus

>>43403034
Go find a dwarf blacksmith and ask her to craft you some tactical leadbursters.

>>43403109
I see. Miss Titania will have to think hard which one of those girls she should be emulating to capture Anon's heart.

>>43403132
Miss Titania will just shrink herself and pretend she's a clueless happy little fairy, that loves Anon a lot.

>>43402846
>about to get raped in a spooky castle
>ms dhampir saves you before moving on
no need to thank her anon, she's just doing her job

>>43403132
Miss Titania needs to stop dating outside her level...

I finally have time to really pick up drawing practice.
I don't know if I posted this before but this is my current skill level. I'll probably just keep grinding until it makes sense.

Don't open.

How would a hellhound play guitar?

>>43403187
Too late, I opened it. What happens to me now?

>>43403187
cute OC gote

>holds up megaphone
>"I LIKE LITTLE GIRLS....OF THE BUSTY VARIETY, UOOOOH!"
What's gonna happen to me now....?

>>43403192
Don't let Krampus or Bogie know that you were such a naughty boy.

>>43403191
badly

>>43403201
You get an invitation to visit Marune's HQ.

>>43403215
Does he get a +1? I'm sure he'd like a wing man.

>>43403215
shorties

How can other MGs even compete?

>>43403265
why live in your wife when you can live in your wifes cat palace

>>43403265
In many ways. Fencing, wrestling, racing, chess...

>>43403109
>>43403164
If it's true love she feels for you does it really matter how her wealth sets her classes apart from you? You wouldn't really let "commoner" status stop you from wedding this beaut, would you?

>>43403187
please stop posting this

>>43399749
Go forth and multiply

Go for the weak point!

>>43403308
Or she can just grant him a noble title, bam, no more "commoner" nonsense.

>>43403368
I want to bully a monster girl's ears! I want a monster girl to bully my ears!

gaming

>>43403371
>"I nearby name you Anon, Duke of Dispussy."
>"Hey now, you can't just make up places for me to be Duke of..."
>Ufufu intensifies

>>43403368
>Pseudo incest bait

>>43403425
That's her sister.

What's a monster combo that would instantly destroy your self-control?

>>43403488
Cheshire Cat twins

>>43403488
Birds and bunnies.

>>43403368
>>43401935
Fucking kill yourself holy shit you annoying faggot.

>>43403488
Any combination of two lamia. You could get lost in those big, fat, strong tails.

>>43403488
Bear and snow leopard.

I'm greedy, I want miss Apophis all for myself! I want to overthrow Pharaoh with her!

>>43403488
I'd be doomed if I ended up in detention with my hefty haku sensei and a gyaru pyrow. No relief anywhere I look.

>>43403488
2 big pudgy monsters who are nuns

>>43403550
If you follow your own advice you can be free.

>>43403488
Wonderworm times two.

>>43403609
>dying for some blithering retard who spams the exact same two fucking images of a dogshit gachatrash boatwhore every fucking thread like a fucking ritualposting spambot
There's zero hope for this place anymore if retards like you are the majority now.

>>43403488
Hound and demon, one to hold you down in warm fluff with incredible force, and the other to break down resistance with all the skill of a master interrogator

>>43403488
kejourou and a succubus.

>>43403518
Wonderland special, pink edition

>>43403657
Only the finest of gentle femdom for you, eh?

>>43403488
A team of color-coordinated Gremlins.

>>43403488
I have an autistic fantasy of helping a dhampir defeat her vampire sister, who then ties her up for me to punish, only to join in herself after a bit.

Fox girls are the absolute best. I don't care what anyone else says.

>>43403488
Loli Demon and loli Dark Mage

>>43403488
Witch-chan and loli dark mage-chan

>>43403690
>"Thanks, Anon, we did it! You can punish her pussy now!"
>"...Wat?"
>"Hell, I like you! You came over to my castle, so you can fuck my sister!"
>Well, dad always said rejecting a woman was a man's shame...

>>43403690
You must be the Belmont.

>>43403670
You know it!

>>43403488
Being smothered and milked by a yeti and kraken (in no particular order)

>>43403488
2 succubi
2 foxes

I like my monsters in 2s but from 1 species only.

>>43403488
Any, I stand zero chance against all monsters. Expect the nacho

The one good thing Toumasu did next to Skadi.

>>43403760
TF is hot and a great fetish. The girl herself is not amazing though. Maledom sucks.

>>43403767
Eh the maledom is fine, it's the abusive tsun shit I hate
I say this as a femdom fag too

>>43403488
Night-Gaunt and Atlach-Nacha

>>43403776
>>43403767
Disregard KC's canon of making them bratty little tsundere cunts. Acquire the big brained play of making them Lolibabas who destroy your dick and make you their spouse in the process

>>43403760
>Earn the reputation of losing against any monster girl that you encounter
>Except the Atlach-Nacha, as it turns out.
>Needless to say she doesn't take it well
Now there's a funny little scenario.

>>43403776
The entire point is they are in pain but when they are with merged with you purify them and make them happy.

>>43403811
That's lame shit.

If I saw an Ushi-Oni I'd run away as fast as I could. She looks creepy and ugly!

>>43403822
Miss Ushi is a master of stealth, tho.

>>43403813
>During this, her abusive voice will fall silent, and instead, she'll just keep uttering sweet words and apologies for her insults. This is because she is expressing her original personality after having the venom that was adversely affecting her spirit neutralized by the man's mana. Only when their body is filled with their husband's mana is their heart able to feel at ease.
They are canonically kind but in pain.It makes me want to take care of her and make her happy.

>>43403832
But I canonically don't care?

>>43403794
>Atlach-Nacha starts berating you
>Pick her up
>Put her on top of the refrigerator
>She starts hurling small dick insults at you while she forgets she's a fucking spider and can climb

>>43403832
I canonically hope they find happiness... With someone else.

>>43403832
milk out all her venom on the regular and you should be good to go

>>43403890
It's you need to pump her full of your essence to make her kind. Transformed you have the ability to do it instantly.

>>43403832
This is why Wendigos and Nightgaunts are better don’t have to worry about verbal abuse when indulging in my TF fetish. That I always never liked tsunderes and still don’t I’m for yanderes 100%.

>slimegirl with slender and well defined fingers, individual strands of hair, basically some generic bitch colored blue and shiny
I sleep
>FAT GOOEY MAN HANDLERS, ONE FOOT LIKE A SNAIL’S
REAL FUCKIN SHIT

We all know deep down that cows are the best monster girls. Everyone tries to imitate them save for some fringe cultists.

>>43403993
aw yeah dem pseudopods

>>43403993
Slimes being able to change the shape of their bodies to whatever they want is always nice.

>>43403948
What does the rest of her shirt say? I can't read it.