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Somebody help her, please.

>> No.43384980
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43384980

>>43384643
Return to the earth.

>> No.43385025

>>43384643
There's room for one more...
whore

>> No.43385082
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43385082

>>43384980

>> No.43385191

>>43385082
That's a big shit.

>> No.43385439

>>43384643
That cheating slut will enjoy getting probed.

>> No.43385462

>>43385082
POV: The aliens drop Urumi in India

>> No.43385526

>>43385439
She's not a cheating slut.

>> No.43395564

>>43384643
Why isn't she carrying her stone baby to weigh her down?!

>> No.43399948
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43399948

Oh no, another one!

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>>43385439
After all "It's Her Fault for Having Such Big Boobs, Ma'am!"

>> No.43400473

>>43385439
yeah whats the deal with the fact almost all of her porn has an ntr tag?
I do the pro-gamer move and just do the untranslated shit to ignore it but what gives?

>> No.43400505 [DELETED] 

>>43399958
Made for BBC

>> No.43400508
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>>43400473
>whats the deal with the fact almost all of her porn has an ntr tag?
You have to thank Diisuke for that.

>> No.43400515

>>43400508
fuck them. Infidelity makes me sad

>>43400505
State funded media?

>> No.43400647

>>43400515
It's netorase in the end so both her and the husband win, if you know the last part of the story he WANTED to be cucked

>> No.43400746

>>43400647
>if you know the last part of the story he WANTED to be cucked
thats cope but I guess better?
Infidelity as a whole kills my vibes

>> No.43401163

>>43400746
If it can ease the pain, he's the only one who gets her pregnant lol
So preggo cheating sex for the next part

>> No.43405019

>>43384643
Milk
Milk
Milk
Milk
Milk

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43410196

>>43384643
Recovery Mission: Begin!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCDn0akXxSc

>> No.43412514

>>43410196
I've 1CC'd 1 and X, 3 still reks me, specifically Sol Dae Rokka and the clone zombies.

>> No.43413553

>>43412514
In 3 I can only 1CC the first stage, the 2nd stage just totally ruins my flow. I can't even imagine how I'd be able to beat Sol without screwing up

>> No.43413876

>>43413553
Just dodge lol

>> No.43418062

>>43413553
>>43413876
I take the lower route (with the maggots and snails), pick up the shotgun and save it to use on SDR. Makes the fight easier, unless it uses the yellow laser attack when red. Fuck that.

>> No.43422552

>>43418062
I fucking hate the Sol it's the only reason that always stops me and makes me think twice if I want to play MS3 again

>> No.43424443
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>>43399948
It keeps happening!

>> No.43431137

Call X-COM!

>> No.43439074

>>43424443
Those damn ufos!

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43439197

This whole incident requires some special agents

>> No.43441285

The ORZ did it because they hate *silly cows*

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43447670

Urumis

>> No.43447750

>>43447670
sauce

>> No.43447812

>>43447750
that's milk

>> No.43450814

>>43447670
She's a big cowe.

>> No.43456003
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43456003

>>43450814
For moo.

>> No.43458510

>>43385025
Joseph Asscrack?

>> No.43463830

Why is Urumi so unpopular?

>> No.43463865

>>43463830
no funny hat. what was zun even thinking?

>> No.43466322

>>43463830
/jp/ is afraid of drowning.

>> No.43466325

>>43466322
..of ntr stuff.

>> No.43466420

>>43418062
That shit killed many deathless runs iirc

>> No.43471803

>>43466420
The clone zombies always get me. That or the Ring Laser Robots

>> No.43474696

>>43466322
I'm not.

>> No.43477924

>>43463865
What kind of funny hat would you give her? Those horns are pretty limiting.

>> No.43480033

>>43477924
Tough Guy's Toque.

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43484920

>>43477924

>> No.43488997

>>43385082
KEIKI, LOOK OUT

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43495519

cowe

>> No.43503275

MOOMOO MEADOWS

>> No.43503976

>>43503275
Need a mod with Urumi as the cowes.

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43507117

I love the cow lady

>> No.43511280

Sucking Urumi's milk!

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>> No.43522722

>>43511280
If you drink the cowe's milk, you will grow tits.

>> No.43522767

>>43522722
Is it onions milk?
Is Urumi a onions cow?

>> No.43522780

>>43522722
what i have to drink to grow a bigger o'chinpo?

>> No.43522795

>>43522780
You're not going to like that answer anon.

>> No.43527258

>>43384643
She is getting what she deserves.

>> No.43529494

>>43527258
No! Urumi is a good girl.

>> No.43531043

>>43529494
Exactly. Bad things happen to good girls.

>> No.43534656

paizuri

>> No.43540345

>>43522722
I'm not a girl so that growth will go elsewhere

>> No.43544447

>>43540345
Give the cowe your branding iron.

>> No.43545085

>>43540345
You will still grow big milkers.

>> No.43553178

Udder

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43561591

Read left to right.

>> No.43566347

>>43522722
Looks like your wish fulfillment, but I'm going to have to ruin it for you. No matter what you drink, you will never grow tits, or a vagina, or a girly frame. Never.
Now I'm going to refill my cock with some nutricious milk, and you can stay mad about it, you agp faggot.

>> No.43566459

>>43566347
You're right about the last two, but hormonal imbalances could cause him to grow weird tits.

>> No.43570651

bob

>> No.43570733

She should have four tits.

>> No.43571837

>>43570733
So she can feed 4 /jp/sies at once?

>> No.43574684

>>43561591
Still doesn't make any sense.

>> No.43578500

>>43570733
sets, yes

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