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Miss Arachne gets it done!
>>43368802Bah, it's late--usual links:Monster Girl Wiki: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_EncyclopediaMonster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/Writers list: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/writerlist.htmlFanart Galleries: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.htmlMega Archive: https://mega.nz/folder/TvphxCpZ#x1zd5XVy8-c-MEh9pKTJFw
>>43368583>buy house in the demon realm without realizing it has a HOA>nothing I can do, just hope they are not too crazy>move in day arrives, seconds after the movers leave I hear a knock on the door>they announce themselves as the president of the HOA>open the door to suddenly stand eye-to-boobs with a dragon>she looks down with an inscrutable expression and arches her eyebrow>asks for my wife so she can introduce herself>explain there is no wife to introduce>she immediately turns around and leaves>weeks pass without word from the Association>they might be normal after all>then one day I get a letter from the association>they are sending me to collections for unpaid fees>the president had approved a "singles tax" the day of my arrival>$2000 Druellabucks per day>as I stand there dumbfounded a huge gust of hair knocks me to the ground>it's the president again>she informs me that, due to my debts exceeding the value of my house and my life in general, she has no choice but to garnish my cum>get forcibly married on the spot
You will marry the mob monsters and you will like it
>>43368863i will love them, they are the cutest of them all, especialy the ln wurm
>>43368863Ugly.
Is it wrong to trick your fellow man into a dungeon's trap room so you can keep the loot? I think it's a fair trade since he gets to marry the monsters in the dungeon.
>>43368802
>>43368879>WAIT!>I think I should open that chest>you can open that one over there in the corner>huh?>oh, my family said that oak chests are extra lucky, and I want you to have the best loot, ha ha>drool?>nah bro, that's probably just an expensive potion that's spilling>better open it fast before you lose it all
>>43368934>the chest is a mimic>the chairs are mimics>the rug is a mimic>the coatrack is a mimic
may i offer you a goat in these trying times?
>>43368948im not welsh but...... that blue is mighty sexy
>>43368948What is wrong with her? Why is she blue?
Reasons to marry Ocelomeh:
>>43368968it's probably nothing to worry about
>>43368879>Hey man why does Anon always come back alone from quests? What happens to his party?>I dunno dude, pretty weird.Some day you'll be the one who's shoved into a monsters trap. Or one of your previous sacrifices was actually a girl and comes back with her new dungeon group to 'repay' you with interest.
>>43368971>brown
The weak should fear the strong.
Alright, I am about to ask KC a question in the Q&A. Note that while it is still Apris 30 here, in Japan is May 1, so I might not have made it in time (I hope KC takes international time). Anyway. I am torn between asking one of these:1) About Ocelomehs having a festivity like the Aztec Flower Wars, maybe a play war where they face their husbands and show off their ferocity and strenght to them2) Given what we know of the possibility to use mana boxes to create Chimaeras. If a man with a mana box fapping thinking of his ideal MG would make a Chimaera with those characteristics being born.Vote which one you want me to ask.
>>433690061
>>43369006Flower wars seems like a pretty interesting question.
>>43369006Number 1.
Remember
>>43368947>get home after a long day of dodging mimics>giant hag mimic has replaced your house>heavy breathing through the front door as you stand on the stoop>don't have enough money for a hotel>what the fuck ever she had better not have eaten all your food
>>43369042Cool. Where can I find a slime?
>>43369042she's not a very nice lady and a poor advocate for slimes
>>43369055Local dungeon, but do NOT GO anon, didn't you read the file name? If you go you'll never be able to escape
>>43369058True but she's a qtI choose to ignore the more sussy shit in the doujin
>>43369060I will escape. I shall enter with an empty bucket, and leave with a bucket full of wife.
>>43369006Why would Ocels go to war with their already captured husbands? Why abuse them like that? They already captured them, what do they have to prove in forcing the husbands to go through it? Have you read on flower wars? They were brutal. Seems like a malicious attempt to introduce mamono domestic abuse.
>>43369080
>>43368993>Or one of your previous sacrifices was actually a girlI should really check my party members aren't honorable female knights hiding their feminine bits in plate armor then. Really, it's her fault for partying with a rogue. I don't think a little bit of gold is worth chasing a man across the continent to bring him to justice.
my throat really hurts and i feel hot. i wish my wife was here...
>>43369086>vore
>>43369086The exit is right there! Why won't she go home with me?
you are organic / oyster-throated / plum-hearted / and lined / yes / with metal / i will take you to pieces / (in a matter of speaking) / to keep you close / to kiss you with / well / i suppose you would call it / a mouth
>>43369169i love you / stay close / i will keep you / safe / i will run / redundant systems / just so i am / warm enough / to hold you / fragile thing
>>43369169>>43369182You're no monster girl. Don't make me unplug you from the wall socket, tin can.
Is it true recent information confirmed MGs don't do invasions and its all done through subterfuge? Because to me it kinda sucks. And I even remember, KC supported pics of the invasion of Lecastie with Kikimoras even going to the front with fraying pans to strike misbehaving order radicals.
>>43369207open conflict is very much a last resort option
>>43369207I think it very much depends on who's invading. Radical Demons? Gayops and subterfuge is the go to. Orc warhorde or dragons? They're going to smash their way in.
>>43368904>>43368915Awfully smug for being within tail fluffing range
>>43369089>bring him to justice.Justice and the alter are mostly the same thing in monster society. You did this to yourself, I don't blame you because I would do it too.
I LOVE HAGS! I love BIG, MEATY hags with asses that barely fit in their pants and tits that stick out so far they can't see their own feet. I LOVE fat, old hags with pudgy bellies and thighs like Christmas hams. I LOVE HAGS who are so BIG, MEATY and WARM that you don't need a blanket (or clothing) if you snuggle up with them at night. I LOVE HAGS who snuggle and dote on and fuck younger men all day long. I LOVE hags who make you call them 'mommy' and obsess overprotectively over your health and safety. I LOVE HAGS!!!
>>43368855could have at least bought dinner
>>43368879These anime titles are getting ridiculous. But I'm intrigued.....
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, remember, lesser succubi exist and its your job to help train them into true, loving succs. Because not all Succubi easily adapt to their new life and the art of the pickup line is dangerously close to the art of the dad joke.
>>43369239>succubi army parked outside the city limits>their finest operators have been conducting stealth ops for weeks>a cupid sniper with over 300 confirm marriages has been tactically pairing unsuspecting members of the local elite>Kunoichi spec ops have sabotaged their water supply and introduced an undetectable amount of aphrodisiac >a lich was brought out from 400 years of solitude to disarm magical countermeasures around the city>the lilim general's advisor has estimated the probability of success to the tiniest decimal>the day before the final domino is to be put in place, another army is spotted over the horizon>a rag-tag band of P'Orcs led by a daring adventurer, hastily assembled and poorly armed, yet brimming with pent-up lust >their leader stands proud, naked save for a massive sword tied to her waist, rouses them for battle with a single shout>her name, shouted into the wind, to be carried in infamy into history>"LERINAAAA JENKINS!!!">they catch the garrison by surprise>like a wave they crash over the city, taking plunder and cute boys away>before the city can put together a response they are gone>but now the guard has been reinforced, the elite purged for their incompetence, and a fresh batch of wards cast>the general still seethes about this centuries later
>Cuddling with shog >Hear sounds of cleaning>Get mad with shog wife >Sleep time is sleep time not cleaning time >Grab the clone of my shog wife >Now cuddling two shogs
>>43369382You are gonna run out of arms before shog runs out of shog
>>43369373>Many alps, handle it.
>>43369382shog should just take us to space and find a new planet to make all shogthat way it will all be clean
>>43369337>I Want To Be An Adventurer But My Mom Won't Let Me; Getting Carried Through Dungeons By My Overleveled And Overprotective Adoptive Motherwonder what species is on the cover
>>43368855shouldn't she be subject to singles tax too?
>>43368802Somehow I get the feeling that she's running late to school with toast in her mouth as some kind of spell
>>43369408isn't there a series with this premise with a dragon?
>>43369415maybe? i think i remember seeing an elf one along those lines too
>>43369410$2000 Druellabucks is nothing to a dragon. Also remember that the dues are paid to the HOA, which she is the president of. And wouldn't you know it, the HOA just approved the construction of a wedding venue on the central park!
What's the terminology for a group of succs?A gaggle?
>>43369435An orgy
>>43369435>that hairCould this be the fabled non-kemonomimi mofu?
>>43369099COVID? Hope you feel better soon, just got over it myself
The post below this one was written by Druella, who has decided shitposting is more important than opening portals.
sith
>>43369435A harem.
I love evil! Asking evil to marry me!
>>43368971>>43368997Sorry I'm racist and will only date, marry and mate with white girls. Haha! Check mate monstergirls, can't date an evil racist an you?
>>43369491Why is she dressed up like a cheap slut? Surely an evil should have a more refined wardrobe.
>>43369494smol bug
>>43368802I couldn't a monster girl. I was taught not to trust beautiful women.
>>43369495Damn anon you really got them there, I'm sure this lovely white human witch would love to date you though
>>43369517>black hair>black eyes
>>43369330tell her most people put a little more effort into their relationships
>>43368802Post best monster.
>>43369496Evil dresses how they pleaseThough I wish there was evil girls in sundresses
>>43369089>>43369297This is what Anon gets for stealing his partner's panties along with with the gold in the dungeon.
>>43369615>anon stole his female partner knight's panties>they have hearts on them and writing saying "For anon"Think the knight is a pervert...
So, Amazons confirmed to train way better warriors than Ocelomehs?>KC「The Ocelomeh have established villages and live a lifestyle based on their own values and religious beliefs.>Compared to the Amazonesses, where life in villages is often conducted on a tribal basis, the Ocelomeh are more individualistic and tend to act as a family unit.>This difference is also evident in the training of young warriors. In the case of the Amazonesses, a veteran warrior who is good at teaching will teach many children in the tribe how to fight, while in the case of the Ocelomeh, it is basically the mother who teaches her own children how to fight.Though even if they are shit warriors, its cute that Ocelomeh culture seem to place so much importance in the family.
Tomorrow is a holiday and instead of spending it inside all day you could go outside and exercise with your auntster! she really needs the exercise
>>43369675All knights are perverts deep down. It's why they wear all that thick armor. They're practically begging for it to be stripped off blow by blow in battle and to be tied up after defeat
>>43369700holiday? I am still working so aunster has to contend with sending me heart emojis
>>43369749>All knights are perverts deep downYes, don't let her tell you otherwise
>>43368971but what about my restaurant reservation for today? its for me and her!surely the exercise can wait until tonight when we are in bed.
>>43369800oops >>43369700please excuse my retardation.
>Forgot your watch>Look into nearby cat's eyes to tell the time
>>43369837Get down kotYou can't be up there!
I wanna sniff danuki breath!
>>43369700Is sex considered an exercise?
>>43369849Clearly she CAN. What you meant is she isn't allowed.
>>43369863She better get down or else she gets veggies
>>43369837Cat's eye give the time? How?
The hero has finally cornered the demon queen in her bedroom!
>>43369863Fugg you kot, no sexo for a week. Learn to behave.
>>43369860Anal sex is just for exercise, vaginal sex is for lovemaking
>>43369885I will wait outside until she puts on her armor
>>43369883Cat pupil changes shape depending on the time of day, ninjas used this to tell timeI'm not jokinghttps://files.catbox.moe/tjhuit.gif
>>43369921Based on luminosity, don't know if It's really that useful but thanks anon.
>>43368802>retarded newfag shitposter tries to make a thread and fucks it upof course
>>43369885what's her scheme?
deds
>>43370044poor banshee, she's clearly not having a good time
>>43370053She's trying her bestPoor thing needs an anon to sweep her off her feet
>>43370053>>43370044>banshee looks embarrassed and flustered, with tears rolling down her face>scold the other deds for forcing her into this against her will>tell the banshee to stop and go home>she starts bawling>ask her what's wrong and try to console her>she cant stop crying long enough to tell you that she loves working at the maid cafe and thinks the outfit is really cute>and she's worried you're telling her to quit because you think she sucks at her job>and because you told her friends off when she was the one who asked them for help
>>43369885>coloured inner hairI will not fall for vile demon tricks
Good morning sirs!
>>43370091>Anon! Do the needful!
>>43370007Brown, black, and gold.
>>43370144>have stalker jinko>completely harmless>swears she isn't following you>still goes out of her way to try and converse with you throughout the day>decide to put her claims to the test>round a corner into an alley one day when you know she's following you>start screaming and shouting that you're being attacked>jinko leaps into the alley with claws bared>sees you standing there>quickly leans against the wall and stammers about what a coincidence it is to see you in the alley that she always walks down
>>43370091>future ocelomeh husband pov
>>43370191>quickly leans against the wall and stammers about what a coincidence it is to see you in the alley that she always walks downThis dork is cute, CUTE!
>>43369800You can take her. No one is sure of how the Ocelomehs can mantain that body even if thet eat tacos and beer all day. Maybe its a special excersise, if it is they and their husbands are not telling. Maybe its a secret diet, Mamono Avocado has been proposed, but it has the effect if vitalizing the body and overall health, nit in sculpting bodies. Though it might have to do with the 24/7 horny and berserker energy. Genetics is a strong proponent, but research has shown that Minotaurs and Jinkos lose abs after a year or so of Ocelomeh average diet unless they already have husbands. Husbands should explain it but Ocelowaists are known among single individual and it has been known to form in children as young as 5, making some Sabbaths very reluctant to accept them. Ocelomeh curves and waists are a mystery.
>>43370226>i-if you want, there's a nice cafe just around the corner>we could- I mean, you could get a drink to calm your nerves>it's really good coffee, I drink there all the time, ha ha
>>43370235>>43369802but thanks for the reply still>Ocelomeh curves and waists are a mystery.all monsters fall to the burg, none have been able to embrace it and keep their toned bodies. becoming soft and cuddly like hags instead.
I am seeing all the bullshit, where it seems it has pretty much become a mainstream view that 30 year old men dating 18 year old girls are "creeps" and I was thinking. If portals opened how would you deal with the stares and social judgement and people even getting aggro with you over your MG wife?
>>43370248It would be a strange sight to see a beeg jinko sipping coffee while anon sips his own coffee
>>43370270I like age difference, so either my hag wife would be getting weird looks for walking around with a much younger guy, or I'd be smugly publicly putting my hand in the panties of my sabbath gf, while thinking how much better society is under mamono rule
>>43370248I will marry this dork, don't care if she is a stalker!
>>43370270That sort of thing is for people who aren't surrounded by large, muscular oni women.
>>43370280>agree to visit cafe with her>jinko fidgeting and blabbering nonstop, too nervous not to ramble>get to the register, holst asks what you want>ask her if she's ever seen the jinko before>holst says she hasn't>jinko looks like she's going to die on the spot>holst quickly corrects herself and says that she forgot her contacts, jinko is actually in there all the time>see jinko discreetly stuff a few bills in the tip jar after ordering her drink
>>43370297>daughter asks jinko wife how she met you>almost spits out her coffee>tells her that she locked eyes with you from across the room and it was love at first sight>glares at you when you have to cover your mouth to keep from laughing
>>43370304>see jinko discreetly stuff a few bills in the tip jar after ordering her drink>jinko gets her paw stuck in the tip jar>she tries to smoothly take it out >real events have her shake her paw around while crying that she is stuck >meanwhile anon is taking pictures for his cute folder
>>43370270Just forgive them and move on. They only hate you because they aren't you, and it's hard to stay mad with an MG waifu in your bed every night.
>>43370319>daughter asks how you two metNow that would be an awkward conversation >We met after fighting to the death >?!?!?!>Don't fret, we decided to make new life after our struggle!>mom is laughing while hubby rolls his eyes and reads his newspaper
>>43370321>sipping your drink in the corner while the fire department salamanders try to lube up her meaty paw to slide it out>news rata shows up to cover the story for the evening news>onlooker loudly explains that the jinko was trying to tip the barista after the holst covered for her after she embarrassed herself in front of her crush>jinko is redder than a sunburnt oni, doing her best not to cry
>>43370270I would simply continue not going out in public and fuck my wife in peace.
>>43370270>for the last time my husband is an adult!>i dont get why earth thinks its so weird for a 10000 year old fox to be with a 30 year old man.>ok yes i made him small, but its better to carry him around like that!
>>43370358>jinko tries to hide her face with her other paw>meanwhile her date anon goes on a monologue about how cute jinko is and how he can't wait for the next date>the rata news shows anon praising the blushing jinko with the stuck paw
>>43370270>portals open>massive pushback against men dating younger women>laws enacted against it>propaganda campaigns around the clock>enforcers cracking down as much as they can>rata reporter pulls a Watergate and blows the lid off the whole thing>it was dragons manipulating the public into liking ancient monsters so that they could stand a chance against species like devil bugs and mosquitos>dragons deny everything saying everyone else is just envious
>>43370298How do you get an Oni harem?
>>43370270>Yes, I know my wurm wife acts very immature but if she was on Earth at the time she'd be able to remember the dinosaurs.I would be concerned about how much she enjoys Barney the dinosaur but I think it's just because they're both purple and she really likes song>I love you, you love me, we're a happy family
>>43370270How bold of you assuming I talk to women.
>>43370498>smoke hobo moves in with you>smoke hobo asks how you feel about big, strong women for no particular reason>smoke hobo starts introducing you to her sisters>you proceed to get buried under a mountain of oni ass
>>43370270I can imagine a Gremlin cornering a guy in her mechanical chair, swearing a storm at him for implying she's young and not gloriously short.Then she jabs him with an aphrodisiac needle and leaves him outside a Sabbath lodge.
I wish Monsters would stop telling me "I could fix you." or "Someone's gonna correct you." when I tell them I have no plans on having kids after they ask about it. Listen, maybe not everyone wants to have brats, okay? It's a simple concept. Kids are a money sink and they require constant attention and want to play all the time and wear you out, and having them would mean I'd have to settle down and have a marriage and sacrifice my personal freedom. No thanks, I'm perfectly fine by myself. These damn Monsters look at me like I'm literally evil when I state how I feel!
>>43370764Someone's gonna correct you.
>>43370764She can fix you.
>>43370764lollmao evenYou WILL take responsibilityand you WILL be happy
>>43369408>>43369415IIRC she was a already powerful dragon but she ate something that turned her god modeas in reality warping godmode (she one consided shifting the panets about so she could celebrate her sons birthday everyday)her adopted son can do shit as an adventurer as a "lv 1 fire" is the equiv of a town nuke
>>43370764This looks like a job for a hag! She'll sort you out!
>>43370800>>43370818>>43370822>>43370851STOP SAYING THIS JUNK TO ME!Nobody can make me anyway, what's a monster gonna do? Break into my house to force me to impregnate them? That's how you get arrested genius, because breaking and entering is against the law. Monsters won't do shit. I hate brats, I will NOT have brats.
>>43370270Considering my loli wife is way older than me I'm sure nobody's going to judge
>>43370764Every time I tell my demon Gf I don't want kids she just tells me that "don't worry, I can fix you". It's starting to get a bit annoying
What if I just gave up? How about that? No more effort. Just wallowing in the filth of my own inadequacy.
>>43370871>breaking and entering is against the lawUnless she's the cop.
>>43370917>no valid excuse for a search warrantHah, nice try. Still not having brats.
>>43370902Either you're gonna become prime "I can fix him" bait, or prime "There's nothing to fix, I will protect his smile" bait.
>>43370764>>43370871>>43370953I shall use my ancient Celtic magics to curse thee anon, thou shall never find romantic love with a monster however thou shall come into an inescapable situation where one will have to be raised as if thy own blood
>>43370764>>43370871>>43370953>>43371015Also here's your echidna egg, raise her wellhttps://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>>43371048>>43371015>another anon gets cursedso we now have the eternal Aussie and the reluctant father
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>>43371064
>>43369084ritual competition is fun, especially if it's sports like. they say that in old aztec (?) culture, during their games of proto-football, after a warrior scored a goal he was rewarded with the spectators' clothes. adapting this to MGE seems simple enough
>>43371131i mistook ritual competition for magic rituals.now im thinking of two hags trying to to finish a ritual faster than the other because they both want the anon that runs a bakery down town.
>>43371131Are the Ocelomeh really competing over who wants to wear my shirt?
>>43371249Give a cat your sweaty t-shirt and see what happens, there's your answer
>>43371254But it's sweaty! I can look for a clean shirt for her.
>>43371288The whole point is the sweat. Cats love the scent of human sweat. My brother has a cat that will stuff her head right up into your armpit
>>43371300I wouldn't mind sniffing an armpit myself.
>>43371308Honestly I couldn't resist a big sweaty Jinko.
>>43371048>moth>doll>bombMoth kid. The other two help me raise her and we have wacky shenanigans.>Dark matter accidentally irradiates the school bake sale>again?>wah waaah wahNext week the doll will sign up anon to take moth-chan the Sabbath Scout! Yoinks, what a predicament!
be nice to grandma
>>43371404>my very own latenightI so happy bros
>>43371404Toilet slime. 3 generations of consuming her master's feces.
>>43371404I want to marry the granny shog she's been with the family for several generations waiting for her "true master" to be born.I wounder if crib snatcher is seen as a bad thing in MGC
>>43371418good for you
>>43371418I also got one! But mine is a kiki. Are we enemies now?
>>43371404>a child shog wonders>is she made out of house or is granny's house made out of her?>she screams for she does not know.
>>43371443It's not difficult to get OC done for you, just don't be a completely unhinged piece of human trash that nobody in the fandom likes. Unfortunately, this appears to be above you so sucks to suck I guess
>>43371475It was never about the OC.
>>43368802Monster girls are cruel and dangerous. I will pursue a relationship with a sane and loving angel instead.
>>43371491Of course it's not. If it were, you'd get mocked for still seething about that blond bapho and KC ignoring you
she is too strong for you traveller
>>43371502
>>43371502>finally find your angel gf>hear in the distance "BEHOLD! THE POWER OF LOVE!">a beam of pink envelops her>eros'edoops...
>>43371510Just one for me.
>>43371502angels are pure and noble
>>43371510I don't care if her breasts weight so much that the sag defies law of physics, I WILL milk her dry
>>43371467>child shog keeps dragging the neighbors' son out to camp in the back yard>partly because she likes watching the stars but mostly because she can't form anything more complicated than a small tent
>>43371554>"look anon look!">a moment of great stress later>"i can make a bigger tent now!"
reposting anon's doodle from last thread so he knows he's appreciated
I’m bored enough to write Alps, but don’t know how to place them in MGE. Push your autism now, while supplies last! Seriously, Alps are boring but I’m trying a writing exercise. Make Alp unboring pleez or, make Akaname bathroom rape easier to write. The fuck if I know.
>>43371585Is this a form of concern trolling?
>>43371592Nta. Why is everything trolling now? I thought it was a nice sentiment.
>>43371585This is how DL looks in my headcanon now, complete with the black bar
>>43371604Because we had a post with almost the exact same wording and sentiment last thread but with more clear trolling attached.
>>43371592>>43371616I just liked the pic anon
>>43371581>>43371554Just wait until she learns how to create a toilet. She'll be able to grow a lot faster once she gets a daily dose of human poop.
>>43371592Everything is trolling until proven otherwise.
>>43371554>>43371581shoghood friend trying her best!
>>43371537Yes they are, which is why I want to be with one. Noble and gentle, angels make for great wives and caring mothers.
>>43371644Yes, very gentle and noble
>>43371616>>43371634…I personally don’t feel like adapting to schizos. So it takes prolonged effort for me to notice or care about ritual posting. The high information turnover ‘round here means: a pile of kurtosis points over an extended period qualifies trolling, broadly. Anything less is the normal level of noise. Yes. Brief screeching fits are indeed the sub-trolling norm. I know, I know. But this is 4chan. It’s 4chan, bruh. Any other screening method is too sunk-cost, and is a schizo adaptation, imho.>>43371625Well there ya go.
You are not immune to level 1 imp boobs.
>>43368802Miss Arachne acts strange for the rest of the day when I invite her out for coffee.
>>43371680>get a quest early on to collect 4 different colored beads that some imps stoleEugh
one last latenight splice for now
>>43371726I thought latenight was in the thread drawing new art?
>>43371735No.
>>43371735no I just splice his stuff with its context
>>43371741That anon was so happy...
>>43371747got any more?
>>43371748I still am
>>43371758a few
>>43371404>>43371510>>43371726>>43371747>>43371790good work anon, lots of LNs where prompted by some really nice stuff and they should be remembered
>>43371641>Klutzy shog childhood friend >Still has lots to learn about maiding >Makes common mistakes but always finds a way to make it right Also holy fuck that shog has some thick ass thighs, literally built for intercrural
>>43371805Wyvern childhood friend imprinting and lapcat are my favorites
>>43371904Lapcat?
>>43371923Extremely clingy cat, imagine the same but with a werecat who insists on rubbing her ass against your dick when you’re trying to eat
>>43371923she can be many things
>>43371514Ilias did nothing wrong, hag just wanted her shota
>>43371957Such as being unintelligible, perpetually drunk, and conquered by Cheshires.
>>43371955Wouldn't mind, snuggle cat best cat>>43371957 I love all races of kots, expect that one, sorry furry anon.
>>43371957Shouldn't you be crying your eyes out about being bullied or something?
>>43372079I'll have a drink later tonight about it probably, yeah.
>>43371587>Middle of summer>Anon's roomie recently alped and still has the habit of walking around the house bare-chested>Anon is understandably very flustered>After appealing to decency fails, they make some kind of deal that hinges on alp always wearing at least her undies, like that Anon will do all the dishes for example>The next day alp is walking around bare-chested but now has put bandaids on her nipples>Claims they are "pasties" and all her friends from the other side of the portals say they totally count as underwearNot sure how it would continue
>>43371587>I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again>this happens all the time, it's detachable
It's almost swimsuit season
>>43372170Uoooooohhhh Geiza swimsuit erotic
I want to go get my pizza delivery, but the delivery girl they sent is a monster and I'm afraid she'll try funny business if I open the door...
>>43372231
>>43372125stop being gay
>>43372250Just be sure to loudly call back to your 'wife' saying something like 'honey, the pizza's here!'Gets em every time
>>43372315nice monster girl
>>43372324That is clearly a phoenix. She's just disguising her true form
>>43372324Right?
>>43372296I hope they packed extra volleyballs
>>43372354dont worry, its enchanted rubber!no matter how many holes ms.wock puts into it, the volleyball will keep its shape.
>>43372324he if dark mage is an mg then basically every touhou save for like three characters is one.
>>43372365We try to avoid posting dark mage here. She's one of those girls.
>>43372364>enchanted rubber>no matter how many holesFinally, the solution for anons who don't want kids
>>43372365Reimu, Sakuya, and Renko?Sumireko would count as a mage, kinda.Maribel is teased at being a future youkai thoughits a short list either way
>>43372376This is dark mage oppression and I will not stand for it!
im going to fil the world with wurms so autistic that they'll change its meaning by existing
>>43371070Full picture where you fucking coward.
>>43372377That's a lot more curves than I see on most art fairies
>>43372427Based and Wurmpilled.
>>43372495dont ever use those words but yes, i love wurms alot will spread thos os far and why they'll even in kingdom come
>>43372495Based?Based on what?
>>43372427Finally, a wurm to share my passion of stupid space ninja games to grind with
>>43372512How come the words bad to use? Am curious.
>>43372395ahhh sorry, the enchantment doesnt work on that kind of rubber. buuuuuut we could interest you in our discout meido deal instead! the "plan b for all of your cleaning and care needs!"she'll take care of the kids while you do... whatever it is you do! for the low low price of having sex with her sometimes.just dont pay attention to the fact that she sits around all day, and that she actually wasn't certified by the maid academy!(im sorry but those bastards offload all the dropouts and failures onto us, and caring for all of these neets is cutting into profits...) and for a limited time only this deal is free! yes thats right its F-R-E-E!now you and your wife can have a third in bed that barely manages to clean up her own mess before taking a break on the couch, let alone the fucking kitchen table. (i mean jesus fuck have you seen these kiki's actually try to clean a hallway? they are sleepwalking halways through.) but thats not all! thanks to popular demand we are now including a "manual to beastgirl diet" in this deal as well! so that way you might just be able to keep this lazy fucking dog at a normal weight. (look man just make sure she cant see the TV from the kitchen and it'll be fine)
Automatons are just Living Dolls made of metal, so they should wear frilly dresses like the others.
This but with Greek mino with a loose grasp on the English language
>>43372537>halways throughhalfway through. oops.
>>43372543>tfw I made this splice too
>>43372537i will take her and fuck this fat fuck
Cunny!
>>43372542Based.
>>43372556smells fruity
>>43372542Wrong
>>43371957You're absolutely right. A chair, a room decoration, a tour guide, literally anything but somebody's wife.
>>43372553as a saleman who made sure to keep this useless smelly failure dog thin for the purpose of offloading her onto some poor gullable... helping her find a new home, i cannot condone this.but she's your problem now not mine. enjoy the "maid" that wont EVEN KEEP HER FUCKING TAIL CLEAN!
https://www.patreon.com/posts/anubis-mge-free-82308695Finally, an MGE mod for Koikatsu that isn't paywalled.
>>43372629Can't wait to have her do all sorts of things KC hates!
>>43372645Like lose the remote to the tv?
>>43372645have her plant something else than potatoes, maybe that will save your island from another mass starvation
>>43372629I have no idea how to use this.
>>43372658Maybe teach her how to fish, so her island won't starve even though its surrounded by the fuckers
>>43372658That wasn't the cause of the great hunger you dipshit.
>>43372624thats why i got an older kiki that would love to spoil her
>>43371185"magic duel, except it's two teams trying to finish a ritual faster than the opponents" would make a killer opening to Double Dare: Mamono edition.
This cocky little Salamander thinks she can beat me easily. We'll see what tune she's singing when I grab her tail and swing her around and throw her away.
>>43372739Remember to call her a lesbian when you throw her, to make it even more embarrassing.
>>43372739don't forget your oven mitts
>>43372683Didn't know how too farm, let some fucking anglos, buy out your grocery shops, didn't know what a fishing rod was.Yup, you should finish the job and kill yourself.
>>43372739Forget the oven mits
>>43372739she'll think you're playing a weird game of fetch and will keep coming back for you to throw her again
>>43372747>take the advice>instead of slamming into the wall, the rage from being called a lesbian makes her latch onto it>you are meet with a glare that could burn down a forest
>>43372739You'll just rip her tail off.
>>43372760I'm not the furry mick. I'm just somebody that knows that the British crown was directly responsible for the great hunger because when the Arabs tried to send food to help Ireland, Queen Victoria basically said "Fuck you" and denied it being sent there. All while taking all of the foodstuffs from the emerald isle to feed the British during their own famine.
>>43372739>giant swing wurm>she flies off the edge of the screen and then slams into you after wrapping around the other side
>>43372832Yeah I know the British raided Ireland for their food, doesn't mean I won't bully the Irish over it
>>43372556I'll take two
>>43372436I think that is the full thing.
>>43372778Lovely choco elves
I've done it! After much experimentation in my lab, I've invented anti-rape magic! With one simple and easy polymorph spell, the genitals and testicles can be molecularly reshaped until the crotch is as featureless as a ken doll, making a man completely impossible to rape when there's no parts to rape on him! And it only lasts 72 hours after casting too. With this, human men can finally protect their virginity and deprive those beasts of essence. I'd like to see the Succubusses try to outwit this one.
>>43372942>dispell magic
>>43372892>Got doxxed by an Irish furry and there's no full imageKC art or not it just proves bunkerchan autists and their dead community are pathetic.
>>43372926
>>43372942>And it only lasts 72 hours after casting too.Hebi-san can keep you in her basement much longer than that
>>43373080Hebi sounds like a really bad person if she'd tie up an innocent man for that long against his will.
>>43373080Man an escape room themed after places hebis keep their intended would really be successful. I bet I could hire some actual hebis to do voice lines over an intercom to really freak out the customers
>>43372838>She yells with exitcement " AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!!!!:D"
>>43373154Don't worry, she has a comfy bed and tasty food for him down there. She can even play some movies for him to help pass time.
>>43373080I can't wait for hebi time!
>>43373184Can she at least take the duct tape gag off?
>>43373197Of course. How else is she gonna feed him?
>>43372942Sounds. Homosexual, if you don't want to get raped, just talk with and date a monster and slowly build up to having sex
>>43373154Vast majority of folklore involving yokai women in Japan is about not sticking your dick in suspicious women anon.
what does mg water taste like?
>>43373219>Sounds good, you can start by helping me with my sunblock. >I always look such a sticky mess come the summer, much like every other month.
>>43373264Salty coins
>>43373264Liek mothers cooking
>>43373264Tuna and beef.
>>43373315Sounds delicious
>>43373294I don't like furry but that bikini is cute.
>>43370270I wouldn't have to, because I'm not a creep and wouldn't waifu an 18yo MG. 25-32 is peak anway.
4337329443373322End your worthless existance
>>43369432Druellabucks are like Calvinball, they're worth however much they need to be in the moment. Hence why when they're applied to a single man as a tax they're impossible to pay off but when he gets married they're surprisingly worth nothing
>>43370270Disregard society, acquire waifu.
>>43373332It honestly feels more right to have a monster wife my age.
>>43373332i'll take any old monster that has a meaty body
>>43373419Gratz, you're not a pedo. A vocal, autistic bunch that makes the thread shit to be in if their feelings get hurt.
now if that isnt bait i dont know what isimagine believing drawing to be able to consentbut enough of thatwhy is the mobface sabbath among the cutest of them all
>>43370270Disregard the fineries of civilization. Go into the woods. Never shave your beard or hair. Live entirely off the land. Proudly stink of moss, the earth, and sweat. Marry a Grizzly MG. Have all the cubs. Live a long and fulfilling life as a Druid.
>>43373436They're in good company then. Might be scottish.
>>43373454What's even more retarded is 18 year old is pedo. God society and it's worship of 3DPD and their insanity is tiring. It's why when tgtards go muh poor women. I say good. To hell with human women. They should be converted into Monster girls.
>>43373469You're in too deep
>>43373469It's a whole shitshow, and when a woman is way older than the dude, the dude is the weirdo
>>43373503Nah, portals aren't real and all that. I'm just saying that I hate women and thus tgtards bs about MGE is evil cause it affects women which is wrong some doesn't work on me.
>>43373516And it's empowering for the woman of course
>>43373516Well I mean all this is about people trying to drag others down in order to elevate themselves on the pecking order.
>>43373503No, I'm in deep enough.
>>43373518>I'm just saying that I hate womenExactly. You're in too deep, lmao. People are in general shitty, I don't hate women any more or less.
>>43373530Yup, it best to let mutts yap all they want
Disregard autism, acquire hag Danukis.
Anyone got that one pic with the lamia infront of the bookshelf and theres a bunch of old writfags names on the books?
>>43373542Ok. I misunderstood you. I thought you were saying that I've become deluded a d thought MGE is real or something.
>>43373544Sex with old rich woman is best sex
>>43373332I agree. I think of it like this: I want a cute waifu to love, and she would want a cute boy to snuggle. Why should I, a old dude, want to rob a MG of having someone her own age to grow up with? Imagine if the setting was reversed and all the young guys were snatched up by creepy aunts and middle aged men got nothing. Shit would suck.But I don't expect a lot of empathy here.
>>43373562>I don't expect a lot of empathy hereFrom KC to the lowliest /monster/ poster it's all insane people.
>>43373562Well said. I also just have a hard time wanting to inflict that life on someone. It's the wrong sort of wish fulfillment. Is it these MGs dream to marry a creepy 30yo+? Probably not.
>>43373562I don't have an issue with your tastes. My indignation is more the throwing of the word pedo if dating 18 year olds. It's not going to stop there. It's going to climb up sooner or later in order to cater to women and their feels.Anyway, rock on dude
>>43373562>young guys were snatched up by creepy auntsi can only dream...
>>43373562Anon you do know young for monsters means 200
>>43373573I am 100% sympathetic to the trauma and pain many people here deal with. I can understand wanting to avoid human women due to associating them with negative experiences, like a dog that's been beaten. But the pedo and casual cruelty that sometimes rears its head is gross.
>>43373573>Lowliest /monster/ posterAt least 99% of the bunkerposters don't care about here and vice versa. Problem is you got bad actors who can't help but try to start shit.
>>43373586I don't see it as an arbitrary date so much as being denied experiences life with someone your age.>>43373597I forget since that part of canon doesn't really appeal to me for two reasons: the idea they could be alone that long, and the fact I hate this world and don't want to live that long.
>>43373606Bunker?
>>43373613Not all monsters can live that long. The 200 years was for a succubus. Harpies would likely not be able to live to such an age.
>>43373606>bad actorsThey are his right hand. And also his left.
>>43373598>But the pedo and casual cruelty that sometimes rears its head is grossIt's usually pretty comfy here until one group or another show up and shit the place up. I live for those hours.
>>43373624His right hand comes off?
>>43373584>Is it these MGs dream to marry a creepy 30yo+?In mge YeahGo be a misery fag somewhere else
>>43373619Different name for 2x4chan.>>43373624[ X ] Doubt. About the only people KC would know of for sure is Puuyo and maybe Wikifag but one of them is the one who let him know about Wightfag breaking his rules and the other is a glorified janny who does it for free.
>>43369055Just look around on a rainy day. Remember to smile back at any girls smiling at you, especially if they don't have an umbrella.
>>43373622>Not all monsters can live that longAnother reason I don't like that part of canon. Imagine growing old and knowing your time is almost up while other species get to love their husbands for potentially centuries more. It really should be an all or nothing thing because MGs deserve the best.
>>43373650Death is nonsense in the setting and all but retconned out, not that it had a huge influence before but more and more lore makes it irrelevant.
>>43373659Nah, it's a thing. You just can come back as undead or reincarnate to next life.>>43373650Well if you had a harem with a longer lived MG you and the not longer lived MG would have your lifespan match up with the longer lived MG.
>>43373544Whatever you do, don't let her become your sugar momma, you'll get addicted to her fast and dependent on her spoiling and pampering you
>discordsimps throwing a fit over anime girl agesYou will get a single digit aged Momonika sabbath wife and you will like it.
>>43373697That's the plan.
>>43373698>join sabbath to be a wizard>ask your new witch wife when you are going to study magic>"Yeah peeps I do the magic for real yo,"
>>43373698I would literally surrender ever having an MG waifu over having anything to do with the sabbath. It's never going to be a thing in my stories, and it won't be a thing in whatever world I live in.
>>43373638It's fucking Alex, this guy came out of nowhere 2 years ago and took over the MGE wiki already, kicked out a lot of people in that community. He was also the one telling KC about the "problematic fictions" on ff.net and made the admins on Spacebattle forum banned MGE.Now he's obviously collaborating with KC because of his dumb glorified "doujin".And don't forget him being basically the Chink version of wikifag, got his own community in China, fucker should have no fucking business here but here we are.
>>43373731>and made the admins on Spacebattle forum banned MGEWait, are you seriously saying that Spacebattles banned all MGE content? I thought they just closed the main MGE thread but let the dumbass crossover fics remain up.
>>43373756It's just the potatomongler's schitzo ramblings again
>>43373731Yep, and now he sits here trolling on the board endlessly. He uses literally the exact working between here and discord, so it's obvious as hell.The wiki discord went to shit after he took over, it use to be a pretty nice place. Now it's /pol/ that sometimes talks about mgs.
>>43373731>tells grimderpshitters to fuck off>makes/commissions an MGE compliant doujinThat is supposed to be bad how?>>43373756Pretty sure MGE fics aren't banned (as long as you can make it SFW) just the general thread.
>>43373731Sounds based. Hope he keeps this up.
>>43373698It's amazing how the mere mention of sabbath is enough to enrage themFfs if you dont like loli what ware you doing here in /jp/, let alone /mgt/?
>>43373776You shouldn't. If he gets his way he'll run this place into the ground until it's nothing but bapho/sabbath posting. He's made no secret that he hates writefags and other content creators that don't align with his "approved" canon. He is how fandoms die.
>>43373790He needs to be controlled more like. Unleashed on tgscum but otherwise kept under control by using the Sabbath.
>>43373731>>43373790Oh no what will do without edgy Soulsborne crossover no. 969.MGE has fallen billions must die.
>>43373790>don't align with his "approved" canonYep, look how he and his goons are stirring the place up now that a couple anons dared say they don't like the sabbath. Every time you see a post screeching about westerners or "if you don't like X you must hate MGs and KC", you can be sure it's him or one of his Discord goons.
>>43373731Take your meds. It’s not healthy to obsess this much over a person you don’t know or will ever meet.
>>43373820>DiscordIt always comes back to a few people getting a name and then believing that their opinion matters. Guys like Latenite or Magus that post content and don't grandstand are the real heroes.
>>43373562Everybody knows older men get bratty teenagers and young boys get older monsters
>>43373835Legitimately gross. Stop forcing your fetish on other people.
>>43373820Westerners are shit though. You fucks are the ones who do all the shit MGE stories and talk of banning anime and manga.
>>43373790>>43373820>h-he's the one shitting this place up!Let me remind you that you went on this tirade after some guy criticized labelling liking an 18y/o as pedophiliaYou stick out like a sore thumb
>>43373731>obviously collaborating with KCNo, he said that on bunkerchan. Along with something about driving out undesirables and clearing out some Discord. That may or may not have been with the wikifag. He was also going on about scalies so god knows what that Discord was actually doing.It's a "kc approved" doujin he is working closely on him with. Or at least asking for approval on OCs with.>>43373769He is on a discord? And you are too?!
>>43373842Wrong anon, anon
>>43373834True inner peace is realizing your name doesn’t matter on an anonymous board and just chatting with lads about MGs.
>>43373852I'm all for it.
It really is impressive how lolis filter outside invaders, the seethe is audible from their posts. It's like you can hear them grinding their teeth, actively having to hold back from spamming twatter buzzwords in an effort to make their their posts appear even remotely credible to natives.
>>43373870I mean to be fair I don’t particularly care for lolis myself unless they’re more smug than they are tall. But that’s just me.
>>43373870Yup. I don't even care for lolis but you're right. Look how the twitter freaks use women language of muh creepy or creep.
>>43373887>twitter freaks>presumably mge fans>disliking loliI don't follow
>the schizo mick is trying to rally people against KC againThis is beyond pathetic, you are completely delusional if you think anyone but a tiny minority of newfags and tourists have even an ounce of sympathy for you.
>>43373870Anons post mean things about loli. Pedos crawl out of the woodwork to shit up the thread.>But it's those pesky invaders that are seething!The comedy writes itself.
>>43373899Exactly. People who like lolis are a very vocal minority. Most of us just quietly ignore them until they start trying to derail the threads.
>>43373903>liking loli=pedoIt really does, since you discordtroons just cant help yourselves. You dont even realize how badly you outed yourself, do you?
>>43373899Genuine question, but at what point did I go from alright to awful? I can't recall anything major I did for months except posting cait sith and saying I love her. I even think one of the first things I did was make that cait sith model, then not being able to finish it on account of the covid.
>>43373899I feel maybe pity and disappointment.
>43373919You were never alright, furshitter. fuck off to /trash/
>>43373929>>43373933
>>43373913>until they start trying to derail the threadsThey just can't help it. I'm okay pretending they don't exist, but days like today make it really hard. I don't see what's wrong with not forcing your fetishes on everyone else.
>>43373913>>43373955Lolis are the most popular girls in the fandom. You need to be more subtle with your samefagging and gaslighting
>>43373919You became awful the moment you were concieved in a country where abortion was illegal
>>43373945Don’t mistake my pity and disappointment for sympathy. It’s the same feeling of a father seeing their child never amount to anything while wasting their 20s shadowboxing internet strangers.
Besides bogeys, what monster would you find in your closet?
>>43373919>from alrightThat would imply you were ever alright. You were a piece of shit from the moment you appeared on /mggg/ three years ago along with rest of the rabble that ruined that place, then you moved here full-time and started shitting up this thread too.
>>43373960>Lolis are the most popular girls in the fandom>manticore>hellhound>cheshirelol. lmao even
>>43373960in nipland, sure. most western MGE fans aren't degenerate pedos, though
>>43373968ok, thought so.
>>43373965Moth
>>43373965Beelzebub, Devil Bug, Phantom, Great Mouse, if you’re a chronic masturbator Matango.
>>43373919Likely you would be seen as awful regardless if you did anything or not cause you post Caith Sith. This thread doesn't want Caith Sith even if she is canon. So maybe best to not talk about her too much
>>43373973>>43373977>seething discordtroonsYour gaslighting wont work when people know to look out for it. Seethe about lolis back in your discord, and try again another thread
>creeping through the hall at night when you hear a strange noise coming from your dhampir guardian's bedroom>peek through the crack in the door to see her flicking the bean and moaning "Master..." thinking about youWhat would you do in this situation? She's shy when she isn't doing her haughty musketeer act.
>they reveal themselves almost immediedly and don't even bother holding the buzzwords back anymore>immensely butthurt discord raiders try to pretend they're the majority in the threadLol
>>43374017The irony coming from the only anon here who uses "discordtroons" is hilarious.
>>43373965Removed the doors due to phobia, sleeping perfectly soundly ever since. Where are they going to hide?
>>43374058Under your bed in your head
>>43374050Davfuck, I’m just a damn clown knight
>>43373915Remember that most vocal loli haters tend to make excuses for actual pedophiles.
>>43374076The giant plump clown with dripping claws that only i can see assures me it's just strawberry jelly, which would make sense considering all my jam reserves keep disappearing
>>43374094>drawing cannot consent>real child can say yesMakes sense to me.
I used to think blowjobs are a waste of cum and effort, but then I realized I could play with my fox's ears while she's giving me head
>>43374105>Switch to black currant jam>She sits on your face as revenge while you sleep because it throws off the colour of her claw gloves
>>43373938Damn smug brats
Why can't KC just kill himself already?
>>43374224Why can you kill yourself subhuman?
>>43374050Go to my room and yell for help so she has to show up half finished. Then drag her into bed before she has time to get shy
You will fuck the robutt and you will be happy.
>>43373819All the stories are the same. Muh Lescatie. Muh rant about rape and muh happiness is bad and suffering good. Muh Humanity fuck yeah. These fucks love to go on that they are exploring interesting topics KC ignores but they just repeat the above mentioned ad infinitum. The talk of exploring is bullshit cause the answer is the same as every other fictional story in existence made by better writers. Nothing would be lost if no more stories got written
>>43374261I would have more respect for you if you at least drew your own art.
Fuck dogs.
>>43374280Not sure how this relates to what I said but ok.
>>43374283who drew this
I'm going to soak this redheaded mushroom in the tub and making perfume out of her intoxicating scent
>>43374284Fuck off you annoying spambot tier faggot.
>>43374319KC's assistant.
>>43374369He's never been brought up before.
>>43374319https://twitter.com/w_sansaga/status/1653051702986313733
Is anubis.moe scraping still broken? Asking in case Anon running it is online.
>>43374385Anon posted the last thread and said he's traveling at the moment and unable to fix it I think
>>43374385I think the guy incharge of that said we have to wait 2 weeks as he is traveling.
>>43374411cutie in the back
>>43374400>>43374406Thanks, I missed that post.
>>43374446Fuck off twitteroid.
>>43374461Wouldn't this be /monster/ rather then Twitter?
>>43374446>he would have noticed me sooner if he didn't spend all day whacking off or playing paradox gamesI recognize myself in this
>>43374466Maybe, saw some similar post from a dedicated twitter account but it's likely that account just nabs shit from /monster/. Still fucking cancer and needs to go.
>>43374446>Anon, being a bigger loverfucking kek
>>43374466Still trash. /monster/ has some of the lowest posting standards I've seen.
43374488yo tardlook at pic again, i think the dude died
>>43374506The OC is actually the only good thing about that board, mick.
>>43374536>Anyone who disagrees with me is mickStop being a schizo, Aux.
lets stop and talk about why you should sleep with a monster whose bigger than you
>>43374536Are you still malding KC said she will be in the next game update?
>>43374512That was just the start of Sir Horsepussy's journey to the underworld to bring her comrade (husband) back. He'll get better.
>>43374506Yeah right, majority of the oc we see today come from that place.
>>43374574Should read thst one rall succubus manga?
>>43373837What a pussy
>>43374574Because I can impregnate her while she smothers me with her tits.
>>43374607that is perfect, shes also perfect to sleep on after you tire yourself out after impregnating her as well
/monster/ this, twitter that. How about we just post fat asses.
>>43374626>pocky in assthis is not hygienic
>>43374634Fact: every part of a monster is hygienic. How can you say you love her if you wouldn't eat her ass Pocky?
>>43374581That's not even a cope, it's just straight up retarded and wrong. Majority of content we get comes from twitter and waifufag commissions.You are only right if you consider very shitty low quality political monster girl "memes" as content, which is arguably what turned the community bad.
>>43374649I'd rather eat breast pocky.
I don't remember seeing her in the game.
>>43374634They're weak to anal correction. Use this to your advantage
>>43374672So you're saying I need to kick her ass?
>>43374663>Holst wife tries this>Pocky just disappears into her tits, you don't even know she's playing>You still get a nice surprise the next time you motorboat her
>>43374677more like kiss her ass
Kitty titty
Stop giving in to the toxoplasmosis
>>43374626PUDGY MONSTERS MUST BE GRABBED.
>>43374677>So you're saying I need to kick her ass?With your penis
>cheshposting
>>43374713i got make for dragons and them looking at wurmsalso lovely
>>43374713kek'd
>>43374713
>>43374691I'm going to need some canine therapy to save me, I think. Cats are too damn cute when they aren't being cunts.
>>43374713>>43374741damn, i dont know who this is but this is cutealso ive done that before as a teen
My grandparents just (within the hour) offered to buy me a $350k condo and I declined because I love them and don't want to lose that relationship to a business transaction. I hate myself for declining since I live in a city where homeownership is becoming an impossible dream, but I'd hate myself more if I accepted. Like what the fuck am I supposed to do. How could I look Eros in the eye and say I deserve love if all family means to me is the possibility they write me a check for something I want?Don't have anyone else to vent about this to, so sorry I guess. I wish they hadn't offered because I'll always know in the back of my head that they're willing, and now they won't be the people who read me bedtime stories and spoiled me,a and I'm about to cry.
>>43374752k
>>43374752
>>43374752If it helps, you made the right choice.
>>43374752https://youtu.be/fVeAEwrL1Ts
>>43374752Just marry a tanuki. Forget Eros, by the Invisible Hand she'll understand
>>43374752Arnt condos basically all the negatives of living in an apartment and all the negatives of homeownership rolled into one?
>>43374789Yeah. The newer ones you find downtown wherever are typically concrete so noise isn't as much an issue, but all the other negatives remain the same.
Dumb Wurm that's been following me for days approached me at last and grabbed my arm and she said that she has finally decided that I am a cute enough human to be her husband.I told her I can't do that and she got really confused and then I lied and said I have a rare disease that makes me allergic to Mamono so I'd die if she stayed around me long. She recoiled back in horror from me like she'd seen the face of the Fallen God itself and started crying and slithering away droning on about how she 'doesn't wunna hurt the cute humans' and then she burrowed and I haven't seen her since.Stupid dumbass Wurms lol, that's one way to deal with them. I can't believe she actually bought that!
>>43372125This is dull.>>43372157This is less dull.>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Inma%27s_GuideClose enough, but still dull. Magical tail guides alp on quest of…getting dicked? It’s a man-tracker, it might only divine 1 specific man, which sounds stupid but meh.
>>43374821>Imagine breaking the heart of a poor wurm for kicks
>>43374821That was rotten of you, you shouldn't bully Wurms. You should go apologize and tell her the truth now.
>>43374783My heart is reserved for a cute demon
I want to be a menace to MGC society with a crime spree. Nothing violent but I want to cause some grey-haired police chief to yell at her two best loose-cannon detectives to catch me like in the movies
>>43374821>>43374836You both deserve rape correction.
>>43374836i want to mess with that old police woman by just appearingin her room, and flirting with then, right after placing her panties in an art gallery or a musem as an exhibit
>>43374836What kind of crimes ?
>>43374832>>43374834Wurms are asking for it, they're so dumb. Maybe they shouldn't have been born idiots and I wouldn't have broken her heart. Idiots with small brains don't deserve marriage.
>>43374855ah much like you! no wonder she loved you, you too are likw peas in a pod
>>43374821I bet she went to the hospital and begged the doctors there to help.
>>43374842That's my goal though. Gotta get the attention of busty police mamono>>43374853Something flashy to get the mayor on the police chief's ass. So probably embarrassing political graffiti and stealing from the local museums and jewelry stores.
>>43374881perfect cop uniform, just asking to be messed with and flirted with as you steal the massive gem from the vault at the same time
>>43374906cops are scary. why would you flirt with one? getting attention from cops is never good.
>>43374881cop cait sith when... It's kind of her thing.
>>43374911monster cops arent scary anon, just gotta have sex with them
>>43374741ayy nice>>43374749>he doesn't knowoh boy...
>>43374853Grand Theft Panties, Jaywalking and Being Single after 5pm. Carries a sentence of Marriage in Mamanocatraz.
>>43374821That's just cruel. Wurms are good girls.
>>43374835Sign a contract with your grandparents guaranteeing that in exchange for the condo you'll never let them be put in a home. Your head me is now theirs if needed, and that's the kind of thing a demon would be okay with.
>>43374919i don't know... just the other day i was walking home and a cupid cop started staring at me from across the street. she kept staring at me and talking into her walkie-talkie. i'm pretty sure she followed me for a few blocks before i ducked into the subway and got away... why is this happening to me? I haven't done anything wrong. I don't want to go to jail, that's scary...
>>43374947is it bad, i assume its form the 80s>>43374960thats why i fucked that officer and shes off my back now
>>43374966It's a Newgrounds reference which in itself is a reference from some old jap pc game from the 90s.
>>43374986ah... never went there till i grew up
anon, just be like rance and rape the girl befroe she can rape you
>>43374955They're already in a home (a nice tiered care one for well-off people). They're still traveling tho. They can afford (and already have) much better than I could give them.My heart tells me that I did the right thing. Wish that didn't mean I likely will never own a home in my city.
>>43374821>wurm goes and seeks professional help from a lich>almost bluescreens realizing she was tricked when the lich tells her that isn't possible>she comes back and has this look on her face nowAnon you fucked up, big time, and now you're gonna get fucked up, bed time.
>>43374995I think I was in middle school when Newgrounds was wild, It's where I found my first waifu from a flash game.
>>43374952>Mamanocatraz.I hear that three prisoners managed to actually escape
>>43373731>>43373638o im laffin
>>43375136>AI sameface trashno
>>43374568Meds now.
>>43375136AI Malef? Not bad.
>>43375136That's pretty good. And some of the people doing anime shading with AI are doing amazing work.
>>43375144Speaking of What meds do anons in these threads take?
>>43373790https://files.catbox.moe/ixl8m9.mp4
>>43375226
>>43375185>sabbath>option to decline even existsunrealistic
>>43373790>He is how fandoms die.based. Official material only.
>>43375305All I need in life.
>>43375305Why does the tail have a built-in cock ring?
>43375256>The irish furfag at it againWhy do furries do this? Is spite really all they have?
>>43375336Furries, pedos, murderhobos. All just different branches on the same shit tree,
>>43374283i feel as if i cannot escape the Tom within
>>43375185I'll accept it if I get to talk to the witch. Familiars and Baphomets get all of the love, so I'm sure she'll appreciate some attention.
>walk into the middle of hagtown>approach first hag I see and look up at her>"Hi."Be honest with me from just saying hi alone how doomed am I already?
>>43375359Threat level minimal. You're too old for them.
>>43375344At least when they snap the furries will just keep to a dog, or cat in this case.
>>43375359You can expect to be picked up and taken home by her by the end of the day.
>>43375344>pedosDont tell me you're still seething about lolis?
>>43375226I raise you an axolotl sahu.
>>43375393he does the same routine every time. it's all so tiresome.
I think it's time to post Sabbath.
Lolis are a boring oversaturationJust give be a decent woman with the body of a 20-something
>>43375316Consider devils!
>>43375437Only after megamorphosis. Even then, a vanilla succ is so much more straightforward
>>43375428>loads of lolis>only a couple of specially shaped mouth girlsYou know what to do.
>>43375336He has completely snapped and entered total schizo meltdown lately if you haven't noticed, it'll probably get worse for some time until he finally offs himself, hopefully.
>>43375446>megamorphosisLame.
>>43375457I will not off myself but in about three days I will devote more time to learning to draw.
>What makes me a good demowan?>If I were a bad demowan, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin' it with ye, now would I?
Imagine a banana drink drank by a regular succubusThats right, a vanilla succ having a vanilla succ
Hounds act tough but never forget they wear shimapan
>>43375465>I will not off myselfPlease reconsider!
>>43375490wisps deserve better quarry
>>43375359>looking uphow to get grabbed and hugged due to how cute you like, especially if you pull on her sleeve before you do
>>43375292He literally has zero power to really do anything. The furry is just in complete meltdown mode because he can’t take a hint about being anonymous.
Would you?
>>43375528without question
>>>43371923Here. Better late than never, I guess
>>43375526I used to be anonymous. Those were good days.
>>43375528I said a hip-hop, the hippie, the hippieTo the hip, hip-hop and you don’t stop the rockin’
>>43375528Make her put on panties and a bra and some non revealing clothes like any decent girl would be wearing? Yes, I would.
>>43375526I guess this should serve as a reminder why furfags were traditionally hated on 4chan, at least before it all started going downhill and those abhumans were given an actual ghetto instead of honeypot board to round them up
>>43371805>>43371923Vampires getting mogged in 4mon
>>43375577>Banning furry media like mgeIf only we were so lucky
>>43375565>A braNow hold on a minute. I can understand basic decency, but her entire schtick is bouncing. Let the girls be free.
>>43375598No.
>>43375577Legit the only people who even remotely care about namefags like Aux or Alex ( who is literally IP range banned from 4ch ) are seething retards like the furry and shoggocks.
>>43375615Alright, I tried to be reasonable, I guess there's no choice but to arrange a bra burning on your lawn. I hope you like lingerie smoke, oppressionist scum
>>43375627That anon made a fair point about Alex wrecking and taking over as much of the fandom as he could.
>"Your dinner, Master. I made your favorite."
>>43375641Why are Shog's nipples hard?
>>43375641Oh boy, recycled feces again!
>>43375654Because of what her master is about to do to the shoggerware.
>>43375640He really did not because if you’re going to accuse somebody of shit and try to impugn their character or lack thereof you have to actually provide some fucking evidence of it. Which there was none given, which is typical of the drama meltdowns we’ve been having for the last week or so. I don’t even give half a rat’s fart for Alex but goddamn the retards being most vocal are more annoying than he allegedly is.
>How do you do, fellow humans?
>>43375692I can't confirm what happened and I'm too lazy to dig it up but Alex himself said he purged the wiki discord. And I guess if you just go on it he'll be there.
>>43375654>>43375641Would Shogboobs produce Shogmilk?
>>43369517>>43375702I'm seeing double!
>>43375712Mine's bigger.
>>43375732It's not a competition.
>>43375732Cheshire's what now is bigger?
>>43375641Shut up, that's not my favorite. If this happens one more time I'm going to get a kikimora wife instead
>>43375786Ntrfags, please.
>>43374461>>43374484>no fun allowed because ???Anon, your autism is showing
>>43375703He’s in at least three separate MG discords that I know of. But that isn’t relevant to the thread so I guess get over it?
>>43375822Go back.
>>43375808>dude unfunny political references wearing the skin of a monster girl is like totally epicokay, faggot.
We must stop those dastardly foxes from grooming our children.
>>43375771Her memecoin crypto wallet.
>>43374752Anon i don't know the context but think of it like this: according to Marcus Aurelius grandparents should be the people who are willing to put their assets where their mouths are when it comes to supporting their grandchildren not out of duty but love. There's nothing wrong with it if you aren't using them or they aren't using you in some way.Its a sign they love you and you've nurtured your relationships to the point where they would blow money on you because they believe in you and the bond you share. It would not get in the way of your relationship.My own granny helped me out of a tight spot a long time ago when I was in need of dismissing a warrant I had on my by lending me 3000 dollars to pay a lawyer and other associated costs then let me have the remainder. It wasn't a case of reducing our relationship at all. It was because we were close in the first place that it happened and our bond was not reduced in anyway. Let your grandparents love you, assuming that it's as black and white as that. I won't waste any more posts on blogging so please don't (you) me.
>>43375845You must correct the fox children before they become hags.
>>43375881So what you''re saying is "have sex with fox lolis"
>>43375845Why?
>>43375845Yes, they should be grooming our men instead. Men like me.
>>43375828Nigga I’m from this thread and I’m tired of you dumb fucks always digging up drama.
>>43375829>Florida man story>politicsOh I get it, you're one of those 'everything is politics' retards. Please do not respond to me again
>>43375891And everyone applauds
I need to adventure through a land of kung fu mistress monster girls just to see the varying types. From a 'raging demon' that is literally a demon to a soft, drunken master styled ren xiongmao Feels like a nice little niche of the world to see
>>43375967Mantis Style mantis and Hung Gar jinko sound nice. You're asking to get married a lot, though. That'll be a dangerous harem.
>>43375917The dogshit using that exact format has outright used topical political references you retarded nigger faggot. Even if this specific example is just the same unfunny florida man trash it's still using the same jargon and framing as trash like CNN and other news outlets. Are you fucking intentionally acting like an obtuse retard or are you just this stupid normally?
>>43375845>h-hehe see boy, if you mix it with the orange juice, it doesn't burn anymore>actually it's no longer alcohol so go ahead and drink more!
>>43375967>Be delinquent anon who knows a bit of kung fu>Get in trouble by beating up an important danuki merchants son>Punishment is being sent to live with your single Auntster the Drunken Fox Kungfu Master>Hillarity ensues as she gets drunk and disciplines you as anons kung fu is inferior to hers.
So do you get the monster wife you need or the one you want?
>>43375981Listen, I want to see these fighting styles, regardless of if I get married from it or not.From a hinezumi practicing Shuai jiao to the expected Kakuen performing monkey style with a staff. It also helps that many of these ladies are going to have some good forms that are easy on the eyes....although gazing too deeply at said kakuen's chest as she goes through the motions is an easy way to earn a bop on the noggin.
>>43375967Just remember:>Jinko isn't a valid option
>>43376024The first, though you'll also probably get the second that's also the first.I don't know which one I actually want or need, and I'd really like to know. Get the portals open faster.
>>43376024I would be unhappy if I got anything but Cait sith. Logically it is the same for everyone.
>>43376034Jinko is only not a valid option if you allow her to remain an invalid option.If you believe hard enough, you can regain the hidden Jinko route.
>>43376053The jinko is just crouching, dragons are the hidden route.>>43376025There is zero chance that distracting ass and titty shaking wouldn't be a part of monster Monkey style. If you get bopped it's just because you let your guard down.
>>43376024The one I deserve.
Do hinezumi know hadouken?
>>43376067"True" Dragon style is hard to see as most Ryus either practice it purely for exercise or rites and not to challenge people. If you find a true ryu practitioner of Dragon Style that does fight though, one is in for a hell of a fight. >Monkey style>Along with its movements, the bouncing of breasts and occasional exposure of the rear is done in an attempt to distract a male opponent. >Its not uncommon for some practitioners to become extremely teasing while fighting, both to distract the other fighter and also to potentially gauge his interest in her.>No Kakuen mistress giving a cheeky grin and bonk on the head for staring at her chest while training.
>>43376082No, they do know spinning bird kick though.
>>43376018Sounds like the plot of fresh prince of bel aire
>>43375891Loli monster girls of all species should be had sex with.
>>43375967i'd just use the good old wurm wrestling and mino wrestling i learned while on the farm and go into the big city of martial arts to show that all you need is to slam
>>43376082Depends. Some try to perform the Kou'ou Ken to compensate
>>43376082No but I had a story about a Himezumi getting beaten and falling in love with drunken master Anon. But the joke is Anon blacks out when he drinks and doesn't actually know he's a great Kung Fu master and is super surprised he landed a bombshell martial artist like her. Plus he doesn't want to be a kung Fu master he wants to run Himezumi's dad's food cart when he retires.
>>43375967>Raging Demon>LP LP -> LK HP>Casually messatsu the husband>Grasp him firmly>Become horny made flesh
brown...
>>43376220[Parental approval intensifies]
Have you ever had a dream involving an mg /mgt/?Mine you ask?None of your business
>>43376234>Give the demon a good fight, even if its one you never feel like you're winning.>Don't give an inch just for her to let out a throaty laugh and your vision to go dark as she does SOMETHING >Wake up sore as shit and hoisted over her shoulder like sack of flour. >"Awake already? You do not fail to disappoint me mortal, that was the hardest fight I've had in a long, long time.">Let out an annoyed groan in response. >Its all that you're capable of but damn if its not the most defiant thing you can do at the moment.>Your reward is another laugh.>"Good, keep that strength, you'll need it tonight. I hope you are as strong in bed as you were in that battle."
>>43376294Yes but not exactly what you'd find in these threads
>>43376325>worse than anatomically correct futa sith
>>43376294No, I barely get any dreams in the first place.
>>43376345fix your sleep schedule.
>>43376350No.
>>43376342No I just mean more scary monsters like a horror game mixed with eroticism. Silent hill nurse vibes and the like.
>>43376430So MONSTER girls?
>>43376294Had a dream about working at a hospital with Grelia and there was a mass shooting (with actual fatalities not moe moe love bullets) and after the event we were sitting in the cafeteria talking about morality of humanity while drinking coffee together.
>>43376452Yeah, but not to the point of anthro or anything.
>>43376459That sounds worse.
>>43376294Once I was crippled with a migraine and slept for a solid 19.5 hours nearly straight. My mind wandered out of thought and time and I ended up spending my entire adult life with a nice Salamander.
>>43376294I have dreams about satyros pretty frequently, they are hazy but I can recall her horns and legs.
>>43376294I fucked a Lamia to get out of trouble. Ran from a White Snake in some heavenly plane maze before just jumping off. An Apophis ambushed me before I just gave in. I'm pretty sure I've had two about a vampire and dragon before? Never wrote them down.Actually now that I notice it that's three times Lamia's have appeared in my dreams, that's concerning. I'm gonna end up in the Lamia mating ball. oh no, whatever.
>>43376342sounds knotty
>>43376294A recent dream that involved me running from a thick set demon girl that wanted my soul, ending with a sudden awakening during a public monstergirl bathhouse scene
Pour one out for kejoros, one of the saddest monstergirls. A yokai who is just hairier than normal human women and lacks the additional qualities of other fluffy monstergirls.
Must have been fate. Great, sometimes I love fate (and skill obviously)! :)
>You are hiding monsters in the floorboards, aren't you?
>>43376589She looks like she gives off erotic smelly scents that make you go into a sexual high similar to what the troll can do to you.
>>43376591?
>>43376611go ahead and ignore that
dead thread
>>43376604The order just simps for angel pussy.
>>43376617We're not gonna ignore how you blatantly discriminated against Hellhounds and their intricate, and amazing culture.
>>43370270What are they going to do about it, attack you? Your wife will be the one to throw them through a wall. The loli ones in this world tend to be the most freakishly powerful.
>Nightmare invades anons dreams>is horrified by his nightmares>Dreams become less about sex and more about comforting the tortured mind
Cheshire so smug and quirky cracking her one liners at you and trolling your life until you suddenly pull her in and kiss her deeply and passionately out of nowhere, then she burns red and gets so embarrassed she faints on the spot like it's a cartoon. She never saw that coming.
>>43376659Teacher Cat.
>>43370270>most of the people who are called creeps for doing that are actually creeps and use their age/job/power to manipulate those young women into their beds
>>43376698Delinquent cat
>>43376705Racer cat
>>43376659The dark side of the MG scale is a pathway to many abilities some would consider unnatural.
>>43376712bandit cat
>>43376715I would fuck Abeloth.
>>43376712>tfw when your kids ask you how you got your wife>FLASHBACK to how you literally ran after her car when you saw her during the redline race and how you caught up to her was by literally putting a rocket behind you while you ran, the boost pads did the rest
>43376715>43376723kys
>>43376721Wedding cat>>43376728Mamono Kart would be awful. Imagine being 1st and getting raging mushroomed
>>43376715The sith design isn't even that cute. I've seen much cuter furry designs.
It looks like miss anubis has been bitten. You'll have to suck the venom out if you want to save her.
>>43376742Happily married and raising a daughter together cat
>>43376746post em
>>43376682Monsters wouldn't resort to that, but even though I'm no lolicon, imagining a baph or witch casting Silence on every jealous and clapped out roastie or SJCuck to speak up is cathartic.
>>43376742wouldnt that make you faster since your body is now full of test and adrenaline making the race all the more clearer in your mind
>>43376747Oh the things I would do to Miss. Anubis’s big choco butt.
>>43376750
>>43376747>"My Lady is this really necessary?" >'Yes it is Anon, you're going to engage in this roleplay with me and my loyal Anubis regent and by set herself we're going to make sure you knock the two of us up this night."The kingdom really has changed under new management.
>>43376747No, that's silly. I hope Dr. Horsepussy has some antigrape available. Maybe I could try a turkey baster?
>>43376747Fucking Anubis’s ass while Apophis licks your balls in the process.
>>43376082maybe
>>43376764I'm not that into non loli with elongated snouts, personally.
>Can’t remember my dreams >Wake up to sticky sheets >Mowing my lawn >See nightmare neighbor watching me from her garage >immediately get boner Should I see doctor unicorn about this ?
Me explaining to Miss Hakutaku calmly that I'm not pulling my down because "penis inspection day" is not legit and she only just made it up right now.
>>43376749responsible housewife cat>>43376754no it makes you slower and immediately rape the monster in 2nd place>>43376787Unfair move. Snake tongue teasing all of anon's sensitive spots while he's balls deep is overpowered. How do they even expect you to last?
>>43376810Heh, you even gave her the Shinkuu Hadouken. Nice.
>>43376810Top tier maus
Why does a rodent need a body like this?
_______ is my Empress.And my face is her throne.
>>43376825then you're fine with loli?
Shut up and just enjoy skimpy fit monsters
>>43376906That's the quality content I come here for.
Himezumi's nice but I still want to be the husband to the mouse girls at the head of the Reggiano, Mozzarella, Asiago, and Ricotta crime families.
>>43376902Anubis.
>>43376914>not being Jersey trash with the Provolone's boss Toni Up in heaven, Paulie is judging you.
>>43376753>Monsters wouldn't resort to thatYou telling me that would toss a bitch through a window for trying to hit you?
>>43376930why does man not sex the fox?
>>43376931>Bait for anons who are into TF.
>>43376908Fit monster girls are for 'ruining' with repeat pregnancies.
>>43376939hes afraid of having kids.
>>43376967but it's a mans duty to nut irresponsibly inside foxes. poor girl.
>>43376983Yeah, I tried that, and she got REALLY mad when she woke up during the peanut butter enema.> "BUT THEY'RE LEGUMES, ANON!"
>>43376912based
>43376764>43376825>43376906>43376912>43377003Stop replying to yourself and use permanent means to cure your retardition
>>43377024remember to hide and ignore
SNEK TIEM. What's your favorite snek?Pic related--she's yandere, and I'm here for it.
>>43377024I think it was fine up to the fiddle.
>>43377042it's usually ms apophis, ms hebi or ms bunyip.lamia, basilisk and medusa also rank highlyi'd say high to an echidna if she was around, i guess.
>>43377042The gacha dating system really is nice.
>>43377060I have a soft spot (PUN INTENDED) for medusae. I think they're cute.
>>43377068More liek> "GATCHA!"amirite?
>>43377052the racist fox is hilarious, but here's something more on topic.a kobold!
>>43375141do you not realize the potential that ai can have its becoming a reality that the average person can now make anything they imagine into the world you freaking luddite
So we will likely have official Ocelomeh Flower War lore because of that question. Do you think husbands have ever won one? Would it be a shame if a husband defeat his Ocelomeh wife if one? Are they even allowed to fight back?
>>43377042does wurm count?
>>43377042Hebi or Apophis. I used to like Apophis a lot more but I had a really REALLY bad drug trip and now I have a severe fear of being drugged in any way. I just hope if I got Apophis she'd be patient with me or mana would just make my body not reject it violently
>>43377086Anon, they don't want to. This is barely even a monster girl thread, just a vanilla parts of mge fan thread.
>>43377090Not like human's couldn't defeat them.Its implied in things like the porc profiles that humans have and can defeat them, probably takes a good bit of training i'd imagine but nothing outside human limits.
>>43377082You laugh but its a legitimate dating service!The girls sign up and their 'date ball' is kept and randomly released at a special location OR is released to the next guy that shows up with their listed tastes after a certain amount of time.Its how you end up with huge, buff Amazons in office wear popping out on occasrion
>43377086>Yuri garbageGo back to your thread where you belong.
>>43377093You know what? Sure. Miss Wurm counts. She's a good girl, she can be a snek if she wants. Or even a wolf!
>>43377086>the average person can now make anything they imagine into the worldthe moment that happens society collapses.
>>43377072i like the stone tip KC puts on their tails
>>43377083Adorable>>43377116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNipoNLC6EgGaze upon what humanity does with infinite possibilities.
>>43377086Nice monster girl image, dumb faggot
>>43377125Stop encouraging the furfag.
>>43377125shame her game is JP only
>>43377163It's the /trash/troon samefagging or some animal molester discord friend of his helping him raid the thread.Reminder: Anyone posting furshit or encouraging furfag subhuman behavior in any way is always posting in bad faith, period.
>>43377187We've had cait sith posting for months now.
>>43377187i dont go to trash nor discordnor am i samefaggingI might be posting in bad faith though, since I think its funny
Looks like he got butthurt being called out again.
Remember friends posting images that don't pertain to touhou or at least the thread subject is against the actual board rules, please don't do it!
The jannies have abandoned us
oh boy someone's chimping out.
>>43377257Remember to report and ignore offtopic images
>>43377257Too busy babysitting holotoddlers.
>>43377206Yes and it's all in bad faith. Also like 99% is from the same utterly mentally ill schitzo that's admitted multiple times he's shitting the thread on purpose, and has been ran out of every other place so far. He's like a human cockroach that's survived getting stomped multiple times.
Aaaaaanyways, sneks. Or whatever. Let's talk about monster girls, not posters.> A snek would never shitpost random vidya crap> A snek would never be furry--she's always a smooth operator
>>43376712Why is her emblem a yoshi egg
so irish got uppity againbut aside from that, why havent you had sex with a wurm yet?
Heh, monster girls...
Looks like the /v/ermin's ban expired.
>>43377267Snake scales are smooth and great to lean against. Sneks are excellent comforters.
>>43377242How is calling someone a trashtroon or discorder even specific enough to count as calling out? I don't know who you mean, anyway.
>>43377267Don't act like you're even slightly better, furfag.
>>43377278Sure you don’t, either way they clearly do.
>>43377042Going on 30 years now, Medusa.
>>43376589Whoa, this is probably the hottest looking kejourou i've seen. I want to embrace her hairy body, her bushy forest of pube hair that spread upwards across her stomach, her hairy arms and hands, and her hairy legs too. I bet her areolas have grown lots hair too!
Poor baby furfag with his giant ego made out of glass. He's so mad he can't even smugly pretend to be a le epic troll anymore, now he's just spambotting random garbage.
>>43377301Medusas are underrated. Tsun snake with paralyzing gazes are great.
>>43377283So, which snek mamono is YOUR favorite, then?
>>43377298
>>43377274I'm guessing he asked his friends to spam with him. Hopefully the jannies stop sucking cock and actually ban this faggot, he's been shitting up the threads for months.
>>43377318Now that he's posting blatantly off topic shit remember to report as its against board rules. /jp/ jannies are slow but they come eventually if a report is properly made, giving up is loosing!
When monster girls:
>>43377318Little known fact.Muscled monster girls are some of the best moms.Be sure to give them kids today.
>hebi knows you have a Jubber account and is following it despite you only using it for lurking
>>43377327they are perfect for ruining their abs forever and keeping plump
>>43377318I'd hang out with her, but she needs to put some shoes on.
>>43377343Strongthick, the ultimate monster girl mombod.Just don't think she's weak, a jinko like that is still strong enough to carry you off to bed if she wanted.
>>43377348she's at the beach stupid, why would she wear shoes?
>>43376238More like bakaneko
>>43377313What did she put in them?
>>43377327Normally I'm not an oni guy, but this lady is *incredibly* hot, and it's the one-two punch of muscles and scars.
>>43377359Its pretty good, shame that one of those scars has annihilated her tit.
>>43377358LOVE
>>43377358> N-nothing!> Miss Hebi will even share one with you.> To prove it.> No other reason.
>>43377351i just speed around and suplex into the bed, straight to making your kids new brothers and sisters
>>43377359scars are a weakpoint
Literal child behavior.
>>43377377Yeah, this pic is controversial--I only posted it once before to mostly negative reactions. A lot of people really do not like the scars. To me, they just make her seem more badass.But to each their own!
>>43377351i just speed around and suplex her into the bed, straight to making my kids new brothers and sisters
>>43377388You expected more?
>>43377313I'll just reach past the cookies and pinch her nipples, let's see how she likes that?
>>43377359that nipple scar makes me cry
>>43377388Furfags tend to be highly mentally challenged, permanently stuck in some moment from their childhoods where some crappy cartoon gave them a literal brain damage fetish.
>>43377394>Eldest daughters ear flicks and she lets out a sigh.>"Well, guess we're going to have some new siblings running around.....I just wish they weren't so loud." >The sound of a heavy thump and an orgasmic yowl soon echo throughout the house as she guides the younger siblings outside to play.
All this talk of scars has gotten hellhounds on my mind>>43377388He's mentally ill and probably going through an episode. On the topic of child behavior, I'd like to suck those anubis' titties
>>43377403She's OK with it.
>>43377411>So loud that my single neighbors give noise complaints
>>43377414Considering how much fighting they probably do, most hellhounds must end up sporting an impressive scar or two.
>>43377415Fat snek
>>43377427>Annoyed looking dwarf looking out her window and shouting that "Sus of us have tae work in the mornin' yah fooking horndogs!" >Gets off her stepladder and goes to the phone to call in a complaint as something breaks in the distance.
>>43377433She played sports in school and her office job doesn't give her time to exercise.
>>43377437>in the middle of thrusting>FUCKING GET LAID THEN, YA FUCKING MIDGET>POUND wife harder
Monster girl won't be so smug when I tell her I'm not interested in hook-ups. I'm looking for a wife, not a fling.
>>43377460...I do hope you know you just signed your marriage warrent.
>>43377460Does she look like this? If so, I 100% endorse your plan and wish you all the best.
>>43377311They're grossly underrated but I'm glad that other anons have snakes they enjoy even if Enchilada is just a fucking gacha game in the form of a woman.
>>43377471Gonna cry to your gay cuck discord friends about how mean /mgt/ was to you?Or did even they get tired of your derangement too, like your irl friends and family already have?
>>43377464>see a hit list of eligible bachelors posted outside eros church>after a hard days work cupid is drawing a red x over several faces>notice her eyeing youprobably nothing to worry about
>>43377480>Enchilladalmao
ok so what the shit is going on?
>>43377485>Nelis Itumorwho the fuck names their kid that
>>43377480>Enchilada
>>43377485>drawing and writing all this shit instead of doing something for the game you steal money from other people for
>>43377489Baby hours the tantrums begins.
>>43377480>Enchilada I mean, Gacha snake is strong but the Medusae really need some more love, getting one tsun enough so that she starts trying to do the 'petrifying' beams is great.Especially if you can 'reflect' it back at her with a mirror.>>43377486>"I am a woman of very specific talents. That man, Anon, is married, he just does not know it yet.">>43377489Someone is fanny flustered so they're doing image spam.
>>43377489Furfaggot got called out for samefagging and is so mad he's hemorraging out of his ass.
>>43377486I hope Eros knows which girls I like.
>>43377485>even the service is roofieing you
>>43377480Agreed--there's no bad sneks, and medusae are a cute.
>>43377499i dont remember ever getting this bad.
>>43377497fear not, he is compensated for his time.
>>43377489Spammers, probably more than one. They haven't really shared who they are though
>>43377509have you been here for a week?
>>43377325>/jp/ jannies are slow but they come eventually if a report is properly madeIf the jannies gave a fuck about this place, then they would've stepped in way sooner.
>>43377509giantessfag was this bad
>>43377508>>43377504>When you're about five minutes late for lunch with her and her body language is barely containing the tsun and petrification beams
>>43377509You must be new then as this always seems to happen whenever some new idiot pops up and gets mad that their specific fetish isn't accepted.
>>43377428>cuddling with your hellhound wife>gently move your fingers over her naked body, finding scars and cuts >each time you find one she gives an obviously exaggerated story about how she totally won a fight against the biggest dragon ever >she totally didn't get it from jumping out of a window that one time in high school
>>43377515lamololhahano./jp/ moderation is famously lax unless some janny has something to prove. For better or for worse its best to actually report off-topic spam as that and when he posts furry shit wait till its borderline enough to report it as "furry porn outside of /b/"Remember not reporting and only bitching solves nothing.
>>43377509Yeah I’m keeping quiet about my more out there stuff for now since this is happening don’t need to make more problems for the thread.
>>43377518>Tail thrashing, she's leaning on the table with eyes glowing with petrification beams at the ready.>Familiar waitress has a cheery smile on but you can tell she's terrified.>"S-so sir! Yo-you are the guest of the ps-gentlewoman w-waiting over there correct?">>43377523The joy of hellhounds, although you do need to remember that the bigger and buffer the hound, the more likely her tales are true.
>>43377525Anon, I don't think he's going to post furry. Just a hint from the last 50 random images.
Could I, in theory, get away with posting porn?
>>43377518Tsun- is my second-favorite -dere, right after yan-.> A yandere tsundere would have total ownership of me. Wouldn't even be a question.> I pray mamono never develop that technology.> My pelvis would DIE.
>>43377525Anon, it's time to accept that the only people with the power to actually stop this shit have no interest in doing so. I know it sucks, but this is the reality we live in.
>>43377538sometimes
>>43377537he did above actually, notice how the second the furry spam stopped the random /v/ images started? its the same furry paddy but different tactics>>43377543i'm telling you anon, /jp/ moderation is just the slowest on the site but they come by eventually when theres an actual rule break
>>43377538No I got banned for 3 days after I posted Wendigo porn.
>>43377538Not really. I've picked up 3 day bans for that even when posting in a nearly dead page 10 thread. But never for sith posting, which shows where the lines are.
>>43377525Furries are not monster girls, thus report every furry image for off topic regardless of if it’s porn or not.
>>43377515The actually did purge a bunch of it. They just didn't ban the faggot so he kept posting.
>>43377556actually yes, it does violate board rules but I doubt many bother with that. If everyone does wish to contribute a report as he spams moderation will act faster.
>>43377555i saw a guy get away with posting porn of the demon some time ago, i think it's possible to not get banned but you have to be lucky
>>43377533>bigger and buffer the hound, the more likely her tales are truethat sounds like something a hellhound would say
crocodiles are good moms
>>43377574Its absolutely true, after all the bigger the hellhound, the bigger the challenges she's faced and defeated.
>>43377573There's a REALLY fuzzy line between porn and *just barely covered up* that I've been burned by. I don't think they're 100% consistent on that logic, so you'll get variable treatment there.
>>43377538Nope, you can spam off topic and fur shit for hours on end but god help you if post a nipple.
>>43377578>Using a tuba to woo Croco-ChanWorks everytime.
All this aggravation makes me want a correct a brat>>43377583I've been banned for posting a girl in spats that weren't even that graphic. I mean yeah she had a camel toe but it's not like she was just a naked girl with her bare pussy painted black
>>43377600>daiperfag artistYou deserved worse honestly
What's the appeal of foxes?
wonderful, see the mods finally responded? all it took was a bit of time and reports
The meido has arrived.
>>43377578That green lipstick makes my penor hard
>>43377609They got body comforters with all them tails.
I give it another attempt from that guy before mods just boot us to /trash/.
>>43377607Unlike you, I can compartmentalize
>>43377621Anon, this has happened before.If they were going to move us to trash, they'd have done so long ago.
>>43377621That's how the /a/ threads diedThey attracted an autist so psychotic the mods just decided to nuke the threads on sight rather than trying to clean up his shit
>>43377609They can scare away cute mouse girls and piss all over your carpet
>>43377628>dormouselazy bitchsleep all daynot wife
>She heard that there isn't a young girl that's available for you to date
>>43377625With how lazy /jp/ mods are you know for a fact it's going to happen eventually.
>>43377621giantessfag spent like six months deliberately trying to get that to happen, one guys spamming off topic aint doing shit
OK, I found a couple of additional medusae pics, but this one is lewd.
>>43377621Find out in three days, like the last five times he spammed.
>>43377649Kronii please.
>>43377649>>43377655>>>/vt/Stay there.
The captain seems a little too excited to make first contact with new species
>>43377659>"Captain, you can't keep trying to add members to the First Mate's harem." >'Dammit, its for the good of the Federation!'
Big butts
siths!
>>43377655>>43377656With a handful of exceptions, I have no clue if a monstergirl pic is from a vtuber.
>>>/jp/thread/43368802#p43377497lolThe spammer really was the irish retard or one of the other butthurt /d/regs who's been constantly seething about KC and shitposting for months, that's one of the things he keeps posting over and over again.
scritches!
>>43375101About what?
>Sniff Sniff
Why does the cockatrice run?
>>43377712Because she knows that conquest feels all the sweeter when its earned.
>>43377712She's helping Anon get in shape by having him chase her.
>>43377712Sweaty post jog sex
>>43377664hell butts?https://files.catbox.moe/e4zdc7.jpg
>>43377721That poor wan has been de-tailed.
>>43377708That a Chinese narccisist came in and took it upon himself to police everything? It's pretty much the standard story of a lot of power hungry people. But I can't imagine he cares enough to spam this thread just because it's an mge thread he isn't in control of.
>>43377659i'm not sure how i feel about being whored out by the captain but i guess those space parts won't barter for themselves
>>43377712So you can become the fastest in the universe. That when she runs from you her energy will come off her body and get on your body which it will change you and increase your movement speed faster and faster until you get her.
so since this thread just spiraling out i might as well say something offtopic my fetish is when a flat character wears an outfit meant for someone more busty and their nipples peak out because of the loose part of the outfit
>>43377731magic panties, wanted an ass shot from the artist
Would you date a 10' ogre girl? Her species may be seen as a bunch of brutes, but she always wears cute dresses and is quite girly for someone with so much strength.
>>43377744Yes, yes I would.I don't mind ogres, even if they can be a bit rough.
>>43377742I see, so long as her mofu is unharmed then it's fine.
>>43377664>>43377721Slap the hound ass and immediately run away
tio pls
>>43377744not my type
>>43377737My fetish involves temporary transformations where I’m a super sex beast with my monster wife.
does /mgt/ like takunomi?
>>43377762>super sex beasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHBtpqbOKXk
>>43377759why not?
>>43377734Diplomacy is one of the core missions of Starfleet. Think of it as keeping the peace just lay back and think of Earth
consider the following:liger jinkos
>>43377721Hot, but I wish she had a tail>>43377732Meds>>43377757What would happen if I kancho'd a hellhound? I think I could probably run pretty far assuming I'm surprising her
>>43377786>Bridal CheshireI have a mighty need.
>>43377786remember to pause before you say "i do" at the altar, just to make her sweat. you get 1 prank
>>43377780>What would happen if I kancho'd a hellhound? I think I could probably run pretty far assuming I'm surprising herThis.
>>43377798>you get 1 prankIf she gets to be an insuferable cunt at all times, then so do I. However, I do have safeties. My "I love you"s will always be honest, and I will give a non-joking response to "seriously" questions. You need safe words.
>>43377659>A pre-ftl species has been discovered and Chief science officer Anon is heading the infiltration mission to observe some of the intricacies of their culture>the ship's deep scans discover the planet contains a ton of dilithium and that makes the planet of keen interest to SF>Sadly a romulan detachment finds this out too>they make first contact, causing Anon, who was already on planet and thus the expert to step up>The ruling queen of the largest power block hears both of the interlopers out as they make their arguments>the queen is favoring the romulans rather heavily as they promise military aid, something SF is unwilling to do>During the extended stay in the palace the two diplomats have dinner with the queen and overhear that she's single>Captain bicorn gets an idea...
>>43377732Take your meds shoggy
>>43377780>>43377752you want the truth? both the artist and I completely forgot about that detail as I was lusting over hellhound ass so we pulled a clothing detail from a obscure piece of old art I had of her.
>>43375169metformin, prozac ,flomax, klonopin less than 3 times a week
>>43377737I have a fetish for MGs that perfume their mofu with various scents.
>>43377829>you want the truth?YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH
>>43377892Ms. Slime needs to pull herself together.
>>43377892>"....Ms. Slime, did you not pay attention when crossing the street again?"
>>43377003That's the best fox
>>43377892after work she really lets herself go
>>43377732This is like the second time you've said this kind of shit today either provide proof or fuck off already.
>>43377892I appreciate her wearing lingerie, but I hope a lot of that floor slime used to be tits.
>>43377967redistribution of mass is a slime's forte
>>43377998Gorgon is WIFE.
>>43378001Top tier thick snake.Got her to bond 10 and gave her grails.
>>43377998>>43378001i hate fate
>>43378022this is also correct
dullahuh?!
>>43376294No I don't think so, not sure how that's even possible 'cause I come here every day. Few dreams I remember are usually nightmares anyways.
>>43378104the ultimate in fluff technologyaccept it
>>43378022I hate gacha in general but Medusa and Tiamama are unfortunately too good to pass up.
>>43378153look i drew the line at making the gods into ancient aliens , they crossed it and now i will never forgive them.
>>43378159Wha-- You know what, no. I don't want to know. Sounds fucking stupid.
How to leave the kingdom of naked ebony cat girls?
>>43378184Give them catnip and leave while they're high
>>43378184Why leave?
>>43378184Married.
>>43378159she looks like she gives good hugs
>>43378197Top tier Mama.
>>43378184find a very pudgy one to lay on top of you/your face. you'll either end up in hel with a nice zombie waifu or in dreamland where only they can assault you in deceptively small wonderland clothing.
>>43378188I have a quest to do, there's nothing to do but rest up in the ebony cat kingdom
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, be sure to beware the sounds of bouncing rubber. Mycanoids are known to 'prep' themselves for an ambuhs.
>>43378170>the Greek gods were originally alien robots>then they got blown up by a different alien and became actual gods>except for that timeline where the beat the other alien because Zeus combined them into a megazordIt's gloriously stupid.
>>43377732>>/jp/thread/S42584385#p42586498This is like the one post he’s made if that even was him so get the fuck over it my guy. Your chinkoid boogeyman doesn’t have any power outside of his shitty little corner of the internet or your brain since he apparently lives there rent free.
dem ears
>>43378188I wish to go to the kingdom of pearly skinned and milky tits fox kingdom.
>>43378207Tiamat is the best mother.>Gets defeated in Babylonia and sealed>Comes back as a Servant that’s pretty kuudere and annoyed by her defeat at Humanity’s hands>Final rank has her become basically her old self in white robes, fully embracing her Tiamama status and wanting to never again be cast aside by her children or be told “I hate you”>Will literally throw down to protect her kids with cosmic horrors and shit
Shai hulud is a good girl.
>>43378286would write her a mother's day card
It's KC's birthday!I forgot to wish him a happy birthday on the QnA...
I'm going to need you to stay calm
>>43378410I'm going to need you to put on some pants, young lady.
>>43378381If it makes you feel any better, I forgot last night was that big black sabbath mass. Walpurgis Night or something.
>>43378410Monster girls gained access to Earth weaponry? I'm guessing that this is the part where I am executed for being a KHHV.
>>43378410And I'm telling you we're going to go see Oppenheimer instead of Barbie
>>43378441>watching a movie about some faggy communist upset that his japkiller hyper extreme was used on the japanese instead of the germans
>>43378410thought from the thumbnail that was a strike unit
>anubis blocks my way into pharaoh's pyramid with a spear>"Only guests of the Pharaoh may enter.">get really mad at her because I came all this way to see the damn pyramid and now can't even enter it>so mad in fact I tell her to suck my ballsLet's just say afterwards I was allowed to see inside the pyramid, but I should have never used that specific insult.Now I'm not allowed to leave the pyramid....
>>43378448This is not up for debate!
>>43378457Can I get some tits to go with those hips?
>>43378456I should use that insult on the Pharaoh while she's holding court
>>43378455>strike unit?
>>43378468Strike witches is probably what that anon was thinking of
>>43378468>He doesn't knowThe witches' familiars don't make them count as monster girls, do they?
>>43378503>>43378506huh, ok so why don't they wear pants?
>>43378524The real question is why are you still wearing pants?
Rainy day today. There was snow on the roofs when I woke up but it's gone now.Is this the spring that was promised? Where blooms the flower of our youth?
>>43378533This is not an appropriate position
>>43378548It's called femspreading and it demonstrates confidence, dominance, and sexual attractiveness
>>43378506I can see an argument for them like with dark mages and MGE witches but I’d say no, wont stop me from enjoying the series though.>>43378524Lore wise I think women just never wore pants in that universe but also it’s so they have a better connection with their striker units. Real reason is because the Japanese want to fuck underaged girls.
>>43378533I ask myself every day...
What has occupied your mind latley?For me its combining a pharaoh with a dragon
>>43378590I want to see that muscle chick from the new street fighter as an ogre or amazon
>>43378590Mindflayer
>>43378590Is the fact that the errect penis points up a sign that men should be pursuing relationships with angels? The human body wouldn't have been crafted this way if it weren't trying to hint at the divine plan.
>>43378590Gazer coaching me at gaming
>>43378596>6'8 tall amazonIT TIME SNUSNUAlso I call bullshit on elena being only 6ft, that bitch be lanky as fuck
>>43378605You can escape snu snu by crawling on the walls and ceiling out of reach
>>43378590crab or beetle riding
>>43378605It's Japan. 6ft is a tall woman.Even in America, 6ft is a tall woman. You don't get to complain unless you are a 6'5 man.
>>43378590It's warming up here and the motorcycles are coming out again, so monster girls on motorcycles.
>>43378605>>43378623Can't belive capcom did the 6' vs 5'8 meme before it was cool
>>43378623it just seems absurd becuase Elena is usually shown as THE MOST TALL over every other womanImangine a decent sized cyclopse or somethingthing but every other woman around her is somehow depicted as a gremlin in height difference
>>43378648You've got me thinking about (6ft) tall, lanky women, and that basically got a domino effect going that led to an Amazon vs a Hellhound for the MonWres World Title
>>43378590>combining a pharaoh with a dragonThe artist who drew this >>43374654 also does MGE-versions of MTG cards, I remember him drawing Goblin chainwhirler and wurmcoil engine. Ask him to do Nicol Bolas
>>43373587I don't know if anyone here can relate, but I was tremendously lonely and horny as a young man.I had stretches at community college where the only women who acknowledged my presence were middle-aged or older professors and students.Things got weird for me. Not only fantasies about frumpy MILFs, but also GMILFs with sexy voices.>As a young man, a creepy aunt would have exceeded many of my fantasies.
>>43378244Holy shit it's obvious from the responses I've hit the money. Is it because this place is so old?
Is grabbing and Ocelomeh's waist a marriage proposal?
>>43378744>Starts that nking of lanky women>Ends up at hellhounds and amazonsThat must've been a whole lot of dominoes.>>43378825It's a crime punishable by marriage.
>>43378836Not really, tall girls (for me at least, dunno about anon) are often gym sistersHellhounds look like the kind of girl to hit the gym, same with amazons
>No amazon that wants to try housewifey things
>>43378848>oni decides you need to get stronger>just tosses you over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes and hauls you off to her gains cave
>Cheshire Cat sees Order Knight getting really nervous about the Ocelomeh patrols in the area>"When you see an Ocelomeh, call her latinx. They will appreciate it and not attack you in gratitude">disappear
>>43378848I'm now wondering if you know what "lanky" means. Unless they're pure cardio bunnies (usually not even then), gym girls ain't it.
>>43378590does gremlin milk make you more smarter
>>43378862>Kishishishishi!
Reminder that Big Cats are COOL but also DANGEROUS.
>>43376931did anyone else notice despite elven arrogance claming they are superior to humans...everywhere where humans live there are elves too i think tha... announcement!ignore that hu...anon he's been taken care of!There is nothing to worry about and it's everywhere elves live that humans show up!
>>43378883I think the domino effect goes like this>Lanky (the tall, thin look ex.1 SF's elena)>Gym sis (1+muscle ex.2 DOA's mila)>Tank (muscle gals ex 3 SF's Marisa)And since the stereotypical tank girl is a wrestler
>>43378919Understood ma'am. You're correct. Anon is stupid. Why are anons like this?
>>43375845>now cmon boy, drink up.>im a good friend of your father and he wanted me to take care of you. you wouldnt want to let him down would you?
God you can’t even do the normal insults to a monster girl like “suck my cock bitch” for example they take that shit literally.
Did you know unlike every other MG, Ocelomehs only have sex once in their lives? Because there is no ending being raped by them, its only one continious fucking with breaks for eating, sleeping and other activities.
>>43379073>tell Raiju to go fuck herself>she smirks and says she already does
>>43377767Theme song for Chaos Anons.
>>43379073That's when you get creative>empty egg cartons>pictures of barren flatland>rancid cheese>dragonia collarAnd so on
>scroll through thread>AI shills and furnigger spam
>>43379132The mick is in schizo meltdown mode, don't pay attention to it.
>>43379118>rancid cheesewhat did poor Miss Mouse do to you anon?
>>43379118>empty egg cartons & pictures of barren flatland? I get the other two at the end for Dragons and maybe either for large mouse or dormouse but what about the others.
>>43379118>dragonia collarNice try, Deonora
>>43379142>egg cartonsreminds a hag that she has no eggs left>barren flatlandreminds them that they lack fertility.
>>43379145You absolute fool you know it’s the reverse for Mamonos right. That the older a mamono is the more fertile she is, so I would be careful if I was you I already payed the price for my foolishness, don’t follow in my footsteps.
>>43379132Why are the cats and foxes always angry?
>>43379137Nobody is buying that.
Mostergirls are like gacha but fixed
>>43379227Echidna is THE monster girl gacha
Dark mages are like perry the platipusunrecognisable withought their hat
>>43379118>empty egg cartonsMonsters can't run out of eggs, they regenerate. Try this and you'll probably just make her confused and buy you some eggs. Or lay an egg on your counter depending on the species.
DO NOT ask Assshaker how she got her name or how many S's are in it.
>>43379232Imagine this, you're the father of a new Mamono species cause Echidna wife gave birth to a never before seen Mamono. They can do that. Your raising of them will set the stereotype of the species.
>>43378816>Hit the money>Waited for somebody else to provide proof since you didn’t do it onceChrist you’re worse than the chink and wikinigger accusing me of fucking with Magus’ story contest when I wanted nothing to do with it.
>>43379335Who are you
>>43379232Echidnas are cutest when they get flustered by some rando who manages to beat their dungeon crawl only to find out the guy doesn’t want sex and just wants treasure.>Local man stalked by smoking hot gacha snake because he didn’t give her the dick>When he finally takes her on a date she turns redder than a Pyrow because he wanted the money to buy her an engagement ring>Turns out he doesn’t believe in premarital sex
>>43379132Oh my God will you shut up you useless faggot. Do you even know what shill means?
>>43379422yes, >>43377086do you?
>>43368802As before if you wanna talk about mgstuff hit me up! KureBase#4717
I miss the days where the biggest problem with MGE was the outfits of some of the corrupted girls in Fallen maidensNow its all cucks, gun nut mentality and bad trait hyperfixation
>>43379440I know what you posted in /d/ so no thanks.
>>43379440Someday I might, anon. but not today.
>>43379460Just a slime girl anon, just a slime girl. Perfectly wholesome, she just wants to moisturize you.
>>43379440fuck off with your cuck discord
>>43379456Nah there was a lot of forced yuri stuff back then as a problem, not to mention the violence was done by MGU and fags like grigori, along with the "violent" crossovers being more towards halo and W40K then nowdays which is fromsoft games... and W40K
>>43379475Whatever you say futafag.
>>43379480Grigori was a special case of autism too. Was actually morbidly hilarious how much money he spent on his weird fanfic only for KC himself to tell him to fuck off.
>>43379500I don't think there will ever be another like him
>>43379500>much money he spent on his weird fanficwhy would you spend money on fanfiction
>>43379514you'd be surpised how comm'ed fics are a buisness, sometimes even patreon backedHell, an old MGU user called MGExaminer used to do commed stories/oc monster profiles. dunno if he's still going
>>43379514That’s what I thought too how the fuck do you spend money on fanfiction unless it was going to become a manga or something? I don’t fucking know.
>>43379472I hope to see you someday!
>>43379514He very clearly had more money than sense and spent god knows how much getting art of his OC that was dressed like a stereotypical SE Asian military officer fighting Druella or some shit. He was somehow worse than a suspiciously wealthy furry, because he wasn’t taking the hint to fuck off by the MG community writ large.
>>43379527Losenis used to offer thatIIRC it was $10 for every 1K of words
>>43379527Oh so that’s what he was doing commissioning stories, so he was just a lazy fuck than that didn’t take the time to make his own stories.
>>43379542nah he had his own stuff going on as well
>>43379535>>43379527yeah but why did he care that KC told him to fuck off. Did he expect to be liked?
>>43379538>dressed like a stereotypical SE Asian military officer Was the OC a monster girl or just a regular human girl I got to know. That I don’t care about the lore behind it just want to know for erotic cosplay reasons.
>>43378590Larping as Urgot in MGE, going full Eros zealot in the extremist (yet haven't find a suitable wife)Yup it's dumb and cringe, don't care
>>43377967lingerie on slime doesnt do it for me, it doesnt make senseslime in latex on the other hand, it's a perfect fit, airtight material pre-shaped like a woman so that they can naturally fill it inin fact I think it might be the most comfortable material for slimes to wear since they can let their shape go and let the rubber do the work
>>43379429Retard.>>43379480>Whining about "forced fetishes" and 40kI wonder if you were the same annoying guy from a few weeks ago.
>>43379553He directly sent his shit to KC thining it would be liked
>>43379576Not really whiningI just remember how pushed that dragon anubis thing was, among other things
>>43379563OC was a human male dressed up like basically Vega/M. Bison in an overcoat. Who fought Druella and had a Lilim wife or some insane shit like that. He’s one of the few content creators I can certifiably call cringe next to either Asher or Merkael since one of those fuckers thought a compelling idea for a villain was either the Chief God or some donut steel or theirs dropping a cataclysmic meteor on Lescatie and turning Francesca into a “Molten Roper” villainess. The kind of shit that’d embitter KC even more to the west.
>>43379578What's with idiots sending stupid shit to KC and having it backfire at them>MGU getting C&D because of retards sending mutilated mamono to KC>grigori sending shit to KC and being told to fuck off>irish faggot and his badly translated mail
>>43379628Ah I’m disappointed also went into the opposite direction of what I was thinking. Which I was thinking of a monster girl version of Esdeath.
>>43379660>MG version of EsdeathThat was Victoria by Losenis IIRC
>>43379648Autism's a helluva drug.
>>43379648Probably MGQ fans who are used to the idea of killing monster girls I don’t know I’m kinda new here anyways so this era of drama I never experienced.
>>43379684One of them is still going on.
>>43379648Can’t fix stupid Anon. For literal years people have been trying to apply shit like grimdark and other stuff to MGE and often times doing it in the most autistic ways possible without realizing it is and has always been a hentai escapism setting.
>>43379691I know, I was mostly talking about the first two about the whole spending money on MG hatefics unless that is also still going on.
I found the thing
>>43379707pretty good art.
>>43379707This feels so out of place when you add the order in the mix who are mostly paladin/crusader looking people, that the guy looks like he came from another world possibly from the year of 1939.
>>43377485>age 26First cake from KC?All the girls until now were <25 or multicentenarians.
>>43379746considering it is an isekaied general of grigs fantasy country/army
>anon is tired of the forced rough fuckings and finally gets lim to sit down to politely discuss>thank you for the tea anon, I appreciate that you're open to negotiations regarding our future wedding since I have fucked your brains out four hundred and seventy nine times already>since you've been reasonable and considerate so far I'll make you a deal>you put a ring on my finger right now or I'll portal to your hometown and make Lescatie look like a fucking joke, mkay?
>>43379791Okay, still feels odd though which you said this character was some type of villain or maybe I misread, why not make a warlock as a villain who tries and absorb the dark powers from the old demon lords and sooner or later gets subdued by a bunch of magical girl Mamonos, literally sailor moon level stuff.
>>43379826this is just a guess but I assume because he wants to be some sort of half nazi dude.
>>43379746This is hilarious, serious military shit and MGE monster girls are possibly the least compatible pairing and yet it seems to be the favorite thing among autists.They should just switch to MGQ, it fits right with actually bad monsters AND the canon supports it. Paradox even has a bunch of church dudes digging up high tech weaponry like some brotherhood of steel.
>>43379826How come nobody draws Miss Lich cosplaying as Sailor Saturn? Both are smol. Both have scythes. Both are magical. Seems so obvi.
>>43379759Cakes are like 30+. She’s a muffin at worst.
>>43379832But they don't want to write military fanfic with monster girls. They hate MGE and KC which is why they use MGE and write what they write.
>>43379354Anonymous, duh.
It's time to put them out to pasture.
>>43379856Found this when I was looking for monster girl + sailor moon images.
>>43379856Lich doesn't have a scythe.
>>43379954Another winner from the man who brought you fox sith.
>>43379954It's not impossible for an MGE Lich to be armed with a Scythe. Wouldn't be an issue to me.
>>43379954Sailor Saturn uses a glaive you actual mongoloid.
>>43379832Cant believe it how spot on I was when I doodled that demon lord and her daughters pic with tired Druella
>>43379585That wasn't "pushed" anon. That was commissioned because the person liked it.
>>43380097Poor girl is a punching bag for internet autists>haha take this you evil wretch! >submit to the power of indomitable human spirit! and consent!and she just wants people to be happy
The risks of loneliness are comparable to smoking, with a greatly increased risk of stroke, heart disease, and premature death. There is no replacement for in-person interaction. Remember that the Sabbath is open to all, every day of the week. Even if you don't want a serious relationship, and just need people to talk to.
>>43380241So I will die sooner? Yeah first good news of the week.
>>43380241I don’t like lolis though. I’m more of a hag man.
>>43380306Well she is offering to just talk if that's all you want
ah yes, a unique subspecies of vulpesgalbitchfox
Stop touching my dick, you Monsters!
>>43380376Also is of the pygmy variety as well
>>43380241It's canon that the Sabbath holds regular events and even runs a soup kitchen for lonely men looking for a warm meal.I like to imagine you can attend safely even if you aren't into loli. Because monstergirls are just kind like that.
>>43380044I wouldn't know because I never watched the show.
>>43380527the eros church and fallen church would do outreach/charity too
>>43380241I only make other people uncomfortable in person, I'll stick to only interacting online.
>>43380607Don't go to a Hel Church outreach event. Worst mistake of my life. I almost died.
>huh, so that's what happens to hellhounds during a bloodmoo-
>>43380708fuck off retard
>>43380708Pretty good drawing.
>>43379867Not in Japan, man. And honestly not in most of the developed world. It's only America and places infected by America where you're only "allowed"to start growing after you turn 18.
>>43380708>bloodmoons are real and only happen twice a yearhuh, I always thought they were just something made up for horror stuff.I'd be able to tolerate a girl turning furry twice a year, just gotta go on vacation for those nights.
>>43380729Report and ignore
>>43379354Shoggocks/Shoggypoo/Shoggykins or whatever other name people who have a beef ( most of the time understandably ) with me attribute these days. Only comment I have about the Magus contest is I’m glad anons didn’t allow that bad faith story with the bandito negrito and the psychopath Wight to win.>>43380768Shame. Had forgotten about Japan’s culture for a moment. Women are best at 25 and older to include the loli species anyway so I’m biased as fuck.
>>43380708>oh no I'm going to be raped and squeezed dry because she's entered a more bestial form!>oh wait that happens every night anywayba dum ts
>>43380827embrace it.
>>43380776Blood moons are the kind of nights where you have American folk horror like Mothmen and diners that disappear on the lonesome highway after you visit.
>43380867rope yourself furtrash
And he samefagged most of the responses as well.Now would you live in mob town?
huh?
so if you guys problem with vtubers is that they are 3dpd, would you be ok with a vtuber that is fully ai?
>>43380995One where they have faces like Minoriko.
>>43381014Wrong thread.
>>43381014i don't watch streamsi just listen to their covers of vocaloid songsworks for me
>>43381016They have all kinds of mob faces, the only thing is that faces are extremely simple as well as being highly autistic. Also have never seen people with highly detailed faces
>>43381005It's loreful if you read it backwards.
>>43380995Only if it’s the Mofuzuka Metropolis. Nyafia Neighborhood can go and stay go.
If KC would release next a Chaos girl. What would you want her to be?For me, Hounds of Tindalos or Aboleth of DnD
>>43381061but do their faces get zoomed in and extremely detailed when comedically appropriate?
>>43381076Yes, but they have never seen their faces like that and it’s scary for others.
>>43380995>be faceless dude living in mob townit's a living
does the tall creep fox have a name or tag i can search with?
>>43381106屋敷狐 is usually what the original guy goes with but it's not exactly standardized
>tfw you wake up in mobtown and the first villager you see kinda runs from you when you look at her direction
>>43381101>big fox is the boss of mob town>never speaks, just stares and goes "...">somehow everybody knows what she means>except new guy anonscary
>>43381153the trick to communication is watching her ear movements carefully
>>43381153i'd just jump up and kiss her on the lips then walk as if nothing happened
>>43381075I want to see what a mi-go girl would look like.
>>43381075Hound of Tindalos would be hard for him to do since they’re not actually dogs.
>>43381227that never stops anybody
You know you want to try it. See what it's like. You can lie to the thread but you can't lie to yourself...
>>43381136ah poop, is anyone aggregating them at least?
>>43381319ponuts
>>43380995yes and i'd imagine lots fo the monsters will be extra cute
>>43381319this but extremely well insulated girls.
>>43381348even on the face?
>>43381231I’m aware.
>>43381319>"horse pussy">is actually just a human girl with horse ears and tailBleh.
>>43381474I could show you SEVERAL doujins that go the whole hog (or rather horse).
>>43381511go on then, ponyfucker
>>43381075I still think a Deep One Sahuagin would be a good way to introduce more information about the the abyss like the Umi Osho were for Ryugujo.
>>43381521https://e-hentai.org/g/1147106/c7f11a8593/here you gofirst 2 pages of just looking for centaurs on search
>>43381153>after big fox realizes she has a personal escort with her to "translate" until anon "learns">"she says that it would be a nice day to go to the restaurant two blocks over.">"...">"s-she says that even if i take liberties with my translation i-it would still be a good idea t-to listen b-because i know how to get people together! ha... ha...">". . .">"alright fine! fine, she says that she wants to go to the park with you, buuuuu-">"...">"no! i am not suggesting a dinner date because im hungry.">"...">"ok yes i am a little hungry... BUT IM NOT SUGGESTING THE DINNER DATE BECAUSE OF IT!">"...">"wait im dismissed to go eat? but who will transla- ah got it, the universal language of love. have fun you two"
>>43381511>>43381583I was talking about the girl in >>43381319, retard.
>>43381705oh, im not him.besides, wasn't the original horse pussy image actually from a doujin with horse pussy?
>>43381713Do they show her mama in the comics?
>>43381731No
>>43381764 so I can continue with my headcanon
>>43381561I had an idea for a Deep One Sahaugin that I did a profile for years ago but in retrospective it was a bit poorly thought out and I did not understand the setting as well as I now do. Might revisit it just to do it over.
I was told that beastmen, especially Kobolds, Werewolves, Hellhounds and the like, all love meat.So I opened up a BBQ and steak grill in the middle of Dogtown in the hopes of getting their money.
would you a fukatachi onna?
Your Titania monster found this in your drawer, how do you explain yourself?
>>43381903stamina exercise
>>43381903There's no time to explain and she wouldn't understand
>>43381903>monsterfuck, I meant momster
>>43380995>Delivery men>Your package will be delivered, no matter what is It. >How will I defend your package? A ks-23 on the passenger sit and suicidal level of speed. >Yes blasting cyberpunk/synthwave mix is necessary>No, I don't do that to impress gangster mamonos (maybe a little, I'm still thinking about getting a partner...)>Yes, I also take wonderland's package but You are paying extra for it. The pay is for the trouble.
>>43381893If she's not mean or a biter, I don't see why not.
>>43381903I'm a 90s kid
>>43381991Mob as in mob faced as in very simple faces not as in themafia, dum dum
>>43382008Fugg...
>>43382019you just spooked alot of poor old villagers who are cute. They now fear the people with detailed faces, now what you will do
>>43382008Mob-faced mobster monster tries her best to be intimidating, don't laugh.
>>43382035i just grab her and hug herwhile i laugh at her cute lisp
>>43381903It was practice for the real thing.
>>43382032Do a donut around the village's fontaine and go to MGC to work with the real mob. Mob faces are too weird anyway
>>43382061>Tfw the mobs have their family in that town and just jump you the moment you enter and toss you to the funny loking fishes of the deep
>>433820722x fuggg, I hate mob faces now.
>>43382082>Anon is married to a mobfaced vampire kraken
>>43382088Just kill me, I will retry next life. That too much of a bad end.
>>43382100>Anon gets isekaid into monmusu quest world >gets a lovey dovey mg wife but is still constantly paranoid about the setting.
>>43382141>>43382100I don’t mean that, I meant an MGE version, chunni vamprica kraken
>>43382141>monmusu quest worldMGE or nothing, I reroll until I get It
Does anyone wanna buy this deer I caught?
>>43382164How much do You give me to get rid of it?
>>43382164Well I'm not gonna lie to you, I need a White Horn and I need one today but this just isn't what I'm looking for.
>>43382164
Centaurs seem like they'd be really fun for light bullying. Like jumping on her back. and pretending you don't know what it means to ride a centaur
>>43382164Yes, she'll do wonderfully in my breeding program.
>>43382162Better hope you don't get chrome
>>43382178Massive improvement but still not there just yet.
>>43372877ah, yes, wallfox, the latest home appliance craze
>>43382226
>>43375030ferocious wurm > derp wurm
RAPE
>>43381903the hell is that?
>>43382378Onahole I believe.
I want to give Greila a big hug!
>>43382178I'd fucking die of laughter if KC de-furred the siths out of disdain for the mick for bothering him with his bullshit.
>>43382528That would be based. Retcon the furry shit out.
>>43382528He is free to do what he wants.
>>43382181what’s the worst that could happen haha
>>43382552Anon is forced to take responsibility
>>43382400Speaking of Has anyone drew a fairy with a swimsuit iron other custome with the tentative pattern?
>>43382608Do you smell burnt toast anon?
>>43382400 #Speaking ofHas anyone drew a fairy with a swimsuit or any other costume with the tenga pattern?
>>43379422i thought shill meant person i dont like
>>43379132Which ones is ais?
>>43382713shill means a person who shills things to try and get you interested. Like cute girls.>>43382713Sure, it can mean that. You can also just claim they are me, that happened all last night.
>>43382730One of the deleted posts
>>43382732hey thanks for the cute catgirli think i will actually save this one
>>43382708I vaguely remember one that wasn't a fairy or even a monster girl. The closest thing I could find is this.https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5483842
sith OP next thread maybe?
metal slime never evergelatinous cube never ever
>>43382937If you are lucky you might see balrog or dragonnewt this year. Not a new sith anyway kek.
>>43382926it will be simply ignored like any other shitpost OP and then retards like you will throw a hissy fit about "autism"
>>43382968How sad. At least we hit 151 posters this thread. How popular monster girls are getting.
>>43380858how are you still seething about that two months later
>>43382986What happened to shoggocks two months ago? I thought that was just false accusations of him being here.
>>43382937Dunno about gelatinous cube, but metal slime must make it.
>>43380858>understandablywhat did you do?
>>43382984What's sad are your pathetic attempts at shitposting after being shat on by the whole community, just end yourself already and spare us the trouble.
>>43382995pretty sure it is; i was more talking about the writing contest
>>43383057>whole community,I genuinely think it was only here and maybe a few mge communities. I don't know because I don't actually go anywhere, I only have a passing visit to some of those places and don't even know ones outside the altchans and I'm certainly not talk of the town.Did you know alex blocked my inactive twitter account after my message came out here those couple months back? That seems to be the extent of it and I only noticed that from clicking his name tagged in a tweet once.
What you think is pretty irrelevant when we know what kind of vermin you are. As if your earlier samefagging replies getting deleted wasnt proof enough lmaoBut still, it's always worth a laugh at how pathetic you really are:>Cait Sith Fag>Also Cu Sith fag on /monster/>Shills furry on /monster/, got bullied for it.>Posts cuckshit on /trash/>Used to shit up the /vg/ thread before with the same shit he does here.>Is the cause of the rpg update when posting on /jp/>Is the cause of ntrposting on /jp/, as currently seen now.>Snitched to KC, confirming his identity. @catcatcat11151 on twitter.>Is the retard who keeps doomposting on /jp/ every single day.>Complains that those who hate him are far-right to KC directly.>Is a confirmed irishman.
>>43383057she's just so lovely.
>>43383151Genuinely, why did you feel the need to leak this. I didn't feel the need to announce I was sending it.
I don't know what do
>>43383236Draw a picture of Uncle Ted living happily in harmony with nature and his Troll wife
>>43383236Draw Bane anon running toward an unsuspecting chesh after inhaling too much raging mushrooms, please.
>>43382527She deserves it.
>>43382580Can you imagine how hard you'd have to pound horsepussy to make the human part move like that?