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>>43368802
Bah, it's late--usual links:
Monster Girl Wiki: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia
Monster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/writerlist.html
Fanart Galleries: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html
Mega Archive: https://mega.nz/folder/TvphxCpZ#x1zd5XVy8-c-MEh9pKTJFw

>>43368583
>buy house in the demon realm without realizing it has a HOA
>nothing I can do, just hope they are not too crazy
>move in day arrives, seconds after the movers leave I hear a knock on the door
>they announce themselves as the president of the HOA
>open the door to suddenly stand eye-to-boobs with a dragon
>she looks down with an inscrutable expression and arches her eyebrow
>asks for my wife so she can introduce herself
>explain there is no wife to introduce
>she immediately turns around and leaves
>weeks pass without word from the Association
>they might be normal after all
>then one day I get a letter from the association
>they are sending me to collections for unpaid fees
>the president had approved a "singles tax" the day of my arrival
>$2000 Druellabucks per day
>as I stand there dumbfounded a huge gust of hair knocks me to the ground
>it's the president again
>she informs me that, due to my debts exceeding the value of my house and my life in general, she has no choice but to garnish my cum
>get forcibly married on the spot

You will marry the mob monsters and you will like it

>>43368863
i will love them, they are the cutest of them all, especialy the ln wurm

>>43368863
Ugly.

Is it wrong to trick your fellow man into a dungeon's trap room so you can keep the loot? I think it's a fair trade since he gets to marry the monsters in the dungeon.

>>43368802

>>43368879
>WAIT!
>I think I should open that chest
>you can open that one over there in the corner
>huh?
>oh, my family said that oak chests are extra lucky, and I want you to have the best loot, ha ha
>drool?
>nah bro, that's probably just an expensive potion that's spilling
>better open it fast before you lose it all

>>43368934
>the chest is a mimic
>the chairs are mimics
>the rug is a mimic
>the coatrack is a mimic

may i offer you a goat in these trying times?

>>43368948
im not welsh but...... that blue is mighty sexy

>>43368948
What is wrong with her? Why is she blue?

Reasons to marry Ocelomeh:

>>43368968
it's probably nothing to worry about

>>43368879
>Hey man why does Anon always come back alone from quests? What happens to his party?
>I dunno dude, pretty weird.
Some day you'll be the one who's shoved into a monsters trap. Or one of your previous sacrifices was actually a girl and comes back with her new dungeon group to 'repay' you with interest.

>>43368971
>brown

The weak should fear the strong.

Alright, I am about to ask KC a question in the Q&A. Note that while it is still Apris 30 here, in Japan is May 1, so I might not have made it in time (I hope KC takes international time). Anyway. I am torn between asking one of these:
1) About Ocelomehs having a festivity like the Aztec Flower Wars, maybe a play war where they face their husbands and show off their ferocity and strenght to them
2) Given what we know of the possibility to use mana boxes to create Chimaeras. If a man with a mana box fapping thinking of his ideal MG would make a Chimaera with those characteristics being born.

Vote which one you want me to ask.

>>43369006
1

>>43369006
Flower wars seems like a pretty interesting question.

>>43369006
Number 1.

Remember

>>43368947
>get home after a long day of dodging mimics
>giant hag mimic has replaced your house
>heavy breathing through the front door as you stand on the stoop
>don't have enough money for a hotel
>what the fuck ever she had better not have eaten all your food

>>43369042
Cool. Where can I find a slime?

>>43369042
she's not a very nice lady and a poor advocate for slimes

>>43369055
Local dungeon, but do NOT GO anon, didn't you read the file name? If you go you'll never be able to escape

>>43369058
True but she's a qt
I choose to ignore the more sussy shit in the doujin

>>43369060
I will escape. I shall enter with an empty bucket, and leave with a bucket full of wife.

>>43369006
Why would Ocels go to war with their already captured husbands? Why abuse them like that? They already captured them, what do they have to prove in forcing the husbands to go through it? Have you read on flower wars? They were brutal. Seems like a malicious attempt to introduce mamono domestic abuse.

>>43369080

>>43368993
>Or one of your previous sacrifices was actually a girl
I should really check my party members aren't honorable female knights hiding their feminine bits in plate armor then. Really, it's her fault for partying with a rogue. I don't think a little bit of gold is worth chasing a man across the continent to bring him to justice.

my throat really hurts and i feel hot. i wish my wife was here...

>>43369086
>vore

>>43369086
The exit is right there! Why won't she go home with me?

you are organic / oyster-throated / plum-hearted / and lined / yes / with metal / i will take you to pieces / (in a matter of speaking) / to keep you close / to kiss you with / well / i suppose you would call it / a mouth

>>43369169
i love you / stay close / i will keep you / safe / i will run / redundant systems / just so i am / warm enough / to hold you / fragile thing

>>43369169
>>43369182
You're no monster girl. Don't make me unplug you from the wall socket, tin can.

Is it true recent information confirmed MGs don't do invasions and its all done through subterfuge? Because to me it kinda sucks. And I even remember, KC supported pics of the invasion of Lecastie with Kikimoras even going to the front with fraying pans to strike misbehaving order radicals.

>>43369207
open conflict is very much a last resort option

>>43369207
I think it very much depends on who's invading. Radical Demons? Gayops and subterfuge is the go to. Orc warhorde or dragons? They're going to smash their way in.

>>43368904
>>43368915
Awfully smug for being within tail fluffing range

>>43369089
>bring him to justice.
Justice and the alter are mostly the same thing in monster society. You did this to yourself, I don't blame you because I would do it too.

I LOVE HAGS! I love BIG, MEATY hags with asses that barely fit in their pants and tits that stick out so far they can't see their own feet. I LOVE fat, old hags with pudgy bellies and thighs like Christmas hams. I LOVE HAGS who are so BIG, MEATY and WARM that you don't need a blanket (or clothing) if you snuggle up with them at night. I LOVE HAGS who snuggle and dote on and fuck younger men all day long. I LOVE hags who make you call them 'mommy' and obsess overprotectively over your health and safety. I LOVE HAGS!!!

>>43368855
could have at least bought dinner

>>43368879
These anime titles are getting ridiculous.
But I'm intrigued.....

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember, lesser succubi exist and its your job to help train them into true, loving succs.
Because not all Succubi easily adapt to their new life and the art of the pickup line is dangerously close to the art of the dad joke.

>>43369239
>succubi army parked outside the city limits
>their finest operators have been conducting stealth ops for weeks
>a cupid sniper with over 300 confirm marriages has been tactically pairing unsuspecting members of the local elite
>Kunoichi spec ops have sabotaged their water supply and introduced an undetectable amount of aphrodisiac
>a lich was brought out from 400 years of solitude to disarm magical countermeasures around the city
>the lilim general's advisor has estimated the probability of success to the tiniest decimal
>the day before the final domino is to be put in place, another army is spotted over the horizon
>a rag-tag band of P'Orcs led by a daring adventurer, hastily assembled and poorly armed, yet brimming with pent-up lust
>their leader stands proud, naked save for a massive sword tied to her waist, rouses them for battle with a single shout
>her name, shouted into the wind, to be carried in infamy into history
>"LERINAAAA JENKINS!!!"
>they catch the garrison by surprise
>like a wave they crash over the city, taking plunder and cute boys away
>before the city can put together a response they are gone
>but now the guard has been reinforced, the elite purged for their incompetence, and a fresh batch of wards cast
>the general still seethes about this centuries later

>Cuddling with shog
>Hear sounds of cleaning
>Get mad with shog wife
>Sleep time is sleep time not cleaning time
>Grab the clone of my shog wife
>Now cuddling two shogs

>>43369382
You are gonna run out of arms before shog runs out of shog

>>43369373
>Many alps, handle it.

>>43369382
shog should just take us to space and find a new planet to make all shog

that way it will all be clean

>>43369337
>I Want To Be An Adventurer But My Mom Won't Let Me; Getting Carried Through Dungeons By My Overleveled And Overprotective Adoptive Mother
wonder what species is on the cover

>>43368855
shouldn't she be subject to singles tax too?

>>43368802
Somehow I get the feeling that she's running late to school with toast in her mouth as some kind of spell

>>43369408
isn't there a series with this premise with a dragon?

>>43369415
maybe? i think i remember seeing an elf one along those lines too

>>43369410
$2000 Druellabucks is nothing to a dragon. Also remember that the dues are paid to the HOA, which she is the president of. And wouldn't you know it, the HOA just approved the construction of a wedding venue on the central park!

What's the terminology for a group of succs?
A gaggle?

>>43369435
An orgy

>>43369435
>that hair
Could this be the fabled non-kemonomimi mofu?

>>43369099
COVID? Hope you feel better soon, just got over it myself

The post below this one was written by Druella, who has decided shitposting is more important than opening portals.

sith

>>43369435
A harem.

I love evil! Asking evil to marry me!

>>43368971
>>43368997
Sorry I'm racist and will only date, marry and mate with white girls. Haha! Check mate monstergirls, can't date an evil racist an you?

>>43369491
Why is she dressed up like a cheap slut? Surely an evil should have a more refined wardrobe.

>>43369494
smol bug

>>43368802
I couldn't a monster girl. I was taught not to trust beautiful women.

>>43369495
Damn anon you really got them there, I'm sure this lovely white human witch would love to date you though

>>43369517
>black hair
>black eyes

>>43369330
tell her most people put a little more effort into their relationships

>>43368802
Post best monster.

>>43369496
Evil dresses how they please
Though I wish there was evil girls in sundresses

>>43369089
>>43369297
This is what Anon gets for stealing his partner's panties along with with the gold in the dungeon.

>>43369615
>anon stole his female partner knight's panties
>they have hearts on them and writing saying "For anon"
Think the knight is a pervert...

So, Amazons confirmed to train way better warriors than Ocelomehs?

>KC「The Ocelomeh have established villages and live a lifestyle based on their own values and religious beliefs.

>Compared to the Amazonesses, where life in villages is often conducted on a tribal basis, the Ocelomeh are more individualistic and tend to act as a family unit.

>This difference is also evident in the training of young warriors. In the case of the Amazonesses, a veteran warrior who is good at teaching will teach many children in the tribe how to fight, while in the case of the Ocelomeh, it is basically the mother who teaches her own children how to fight.

Though even if they are shit warriors, its cute that Ocelomeh culture seem to place so much importance in the family.

Tomorrow is a holiday and instead of spending it inside all day you could go outside and exercise with your auntster! she really needs the exercise

>>43369675
All knights are perverts deep down. It's why they wear all that thick armor. They're practically begging for it to be stripped off blow by blow in battle and to be tied up after defeat

>>43369700
holiday? I am still working so aunster has to contend with sending me heart emojis

>>43369749
>All knights are perverts deep down
Yes, don't let her tell you otherwise

>>43368971
but what about my restaurant reservation for today? its for me and her!
surely the exercise can wait until tonight when we are in bed.

>>43369800
oops >>43369700
please excuse my retardation.

>Forgot your watch
>Look into nearby cat's eyes to tell the time

>>43369837
Get down kot
You can't be up there!

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43369700
Is sex considered an exercise?

>>43369849
Clearly she CAN. What you meant is she isn't allowed.

>>43369863
She better get down or else she gets veggies

>>43369837
Cat's eye give the time? How?

The hero has finally cornered the demon queen in her bedroom!

>>43369863
Fugg you kot, no sexo for a week. Learn to behave.

>>43369860
Anal sex is just for exercise, vaginal sex is for lovemaking

>>43369885
I will wait outside until she puts on her armor

>>43369883
Cat pupil changes shape depending on the time of day, ninjas used this to tell time
I'm not joking
https://files.catbox.moe/tjhuit.gif

>>43369921
Based on luminosity, don't know if It's really that useful but thanks anon.

>>43368802
>retarded newfag shitposter tries to make a thread and fucks it up
of course

>>43369885
what's her scheme?

deds

>>43370044
poor banshee, she's clearly not having a good time

>>43370053
She's trying her best
Poor thing needs an anon to sweep her off her feet

>>43370053
>>43370044
>banshee looks embarrassed and flustered, with tears rolling down her face
>scold the other deds for forcing her into this against her will
>tell the banshee to stop and go home
>she starts bawling
>ask her what's wrong and try to console her
>she cant stop crying long enough to tell you that she loves working at the maid cafe and thinks the outfit is really cute
>and she's worried you're telling her to quit because you think she sucks at her job
>and because you told her friends off when she was the one who asked them for help

>>43369885
>coloured inner hair
I will not fall for vile demon tricks

Good morning sirs!

>>43370091
>Anon! Do the needful!

>>43370007
Brown, black, and gold.

>>43370144
>have stalker jinko
>completely harmless
>swears she isn't following you
>still goes out of her way to try and converse with you throughout the day
>decide to put her claims to the test
>round a corner into an alley one day when you know she's following you
>start screaming and shouting that you're being attacked
>jinko leaps into the alley with claws bared
>sees you standing there
>quickly leans against the wall and stammers about what a coincidence it is to see you in the alley that she always walks down

>>43370091
>future ocelomeh husband pov

>>43370191
>quickly leans against the wall and stammers about what a coincidence it is to see you in the alley that she always walks down
This dork is cute, CUTE!

>>43369800
You can take her. No one is sure of how the Ocelomehs can mantain that body even if thet eat tacos and beer all day. Maybe its a special excersise, if it is they and their husbands are not telling. Maybe its a secret diet, Mamono Avocado has been proposed, but it has the effect if vitalizing the body and overall health, nit in sculpting bodies. Though it might have to do with the 24/7 horny and berserker energy. Genetics is a strong proponent, but research has shown that Minotaurs and Jinkos lose abs after a year or so of Ocelomeh average diet unless they already have husbands. Husbands should explain it but Ocelowaists are known among single individual and it has been known to form in children as young as 5, making some Sabbaths very reluctant to accept them. Ocelomeh curves and waists are a mystery.

>>43370226
>i-if you want, there's a nice cafe just around the corner
>we could- I mean, you could get a drink to calm your nerves
>it's really good coffee, I drink there all the time, ha ha

>>43370235
>>43369802
but thanks for the reply still
>Ocelomeh curves and waists are a mystery.
all monsters fall to the burg, none have been able to embrace it and keep their toned bodies. becoming soft and cuddly like hags instead.

I am seeing all the bullshit, where it seems it has pretty much become a mainstream view that 30 year old men dating 18 year old girls are "creeps" and I was thinking. If portals opened how would you deal with the stares and social judgement and people even getting aggro with you over your MG wife?

>>43370248
It would be a strange sight to see a beeg jinko sipping coffee while anon sips his own coffee

>>43370270
I like age difference, so either my hag wife would be getting weird looks for walking around with a much younger guy, or I'd be smugly publicly putting my hand in the panties of my sabbath gf, while thinking how much better society is under mamono rule

>>43370248
I will marry this dork, don't care if she is a stalker!

>>43370270
That sort of thing is for people who aren't surrounded by large, muscular oni women.

>>43370280
>agree to visit cafe with her
>jinko fidgeting and blabbering nonstop, too nervous not to ramble
>get to the register, holst asks what you want
>ask her if she's ever seen the jinko before
>holst says she hasn't
>jinko looks like she's going to die on the spot
>holst quickly corrects herself and says that she forgot her contacts, jinko is actually in there all the time
>see jinko discreetly stuff a few bills in the tip jar after ordering her drink

>>43370297
>daughter asks jinko wife how she met you
>almost spits out her coffee
>tells her that she locked eyes with you from across the room and it was love at first sight
>glares at you when you have to cover your mouth to keep from laughing

>>43370304
>see jinko discreetly stuff a few bills in the tip jar after ordering her drink
>jinko gets her paw stuck in the tip jar
>she tries to smoothly take it out
>real events have her shake her paw around while crying that she is stuck
>meanwhile anon is taking pictures for his cute folder

>>43370270
Just forgive them and move on. They only hate you because they aren't you, and it's hard to stay mad with an MG waifu in your bed every night.

>>43370319
>daughter asks how you two met
Now that would be an awkward conversation
>We met after fighting to the death
>?!?!?!
>Don't fret, we decided to make new life after our struggle!
>mom is laughing while hubby rolls his eyes and reads his newspaper

>>43370321
>sipping your drink in the corner while the fire department salamanders try to lube up her meaty paw to slide it out
>news rata shows up to cover the story for the evening news
>onlooker loudly explains that the jinko was trying to tip the barista after the holst covered for her after she embarrassed herself in front of her crush
>jinko is redder than a sunburnt oni, doing her best not to cry

>>43370270
I would simply continue not going out in public and fuck my wife in peace.

>>43370270
>for the last time my husband is an adult!
>i dont get why earth thinks its so weird for a 10000 year old fox to be with a 30 year old man.
>ok yes i made him small, but its better to carry him around like that!

>>43370358
>jinko tries to hide her face with her other paw
>meanwhile her date anon goes on a monologue about how cute jinko is and how he can't wait for the next date
>the rata news shows anon praising the blushing jinko with the stuck paw

>>43370270
>portals open
>massive pushback against men dating younger women
>laws enacted against it
>propaganda campaigns around the clock
>enforcers cracking down as much as they can
>rata reporter pulls a Watergate and blows the lid off the whole thing
>it was dragons manipulating the public into liking ancient monsters so that they could stand a chance against species like devil bugs and mosquitos
>dragons deny everything saying everyone else is just envious

>>43370298

How do you get an Oni harem?

>>43370270
>Yes, I know my wurm wife acts very immature but if she was on Earth at the time she'd be able to remember the dinosaurs.
I would be concerned about how much she enjoys Barney the dinosaur but I think it's just because they're both purple and she really likes song
>I love you, you love me, we're a happy family

>>43370270
How bold of you assuming I talk to women.

>>43370498
>smoke hobo moves in with you
>smoke hobo asks how you feel about big, strong women for no particular reason
>smoke hobo starts introducing you to her sisters
>you proceed to get buried under a mountain of oni ass

>>43370270
I can imagine a Gremlin cornering a guy in her mechanical chair, swearing a storm at him for implying she's young and not gloriously short.
Then she jabs him with an aphrodisiac needle and leaves him outside a Sabbath lodge.

I wish Monsters would stop telling me "I could fix you." or "Someone's gonna correct you." when I tell them I have no plans on having kids after they ask about it. Listen, maybe not everyone wants to have brats, okay? It's a simple concept. Kids are a money sink and they require constant attention and want to play all the time and wear you out, and having them would mean I'd have to settle down and have a marriage and sacrifice my personal freedom. No thanks, I'm perfectly fine by myself. These damn Monsters look at me like I'm literally evil when I state how I feel!

>>43370764
Someone's gonna correct you.

>>43370764
She can fix you.

>>43370764
lol
lmao even
You WILL take responsibility
and you WILL be happy

>>43369408
>>43369415
IIRC she was a already powerful dragon but she ate something that turned her god mode
as in reality warping godmode (she one consided shifting the panets about so she could celebrate her sons birthday everyday)
her adopted son can do shit as an adventurer as a "lv 1 fire" is the equiv of a town nuke

>>43370764
This looks like a job for a hag! She'll sort you out!

>>43370800
>>43370818
>>43370822
>>43370851
STOP SAYING THIS JUNK TO ME!
Nobody can make me anyway, what's a monster gonna do? Break into my house to force me to impregnate them? That's how you get arrested genius, because breaking and entering is against the law. Monsters won't do shit. I hate brats, I will NOT have brats.

>>43370270
Considering my loli wife is way older than me I'm sure nobody's going to judge

>>43370764
Every time I tell my demon Gf I don't want kids she just tells me that "don't worry, I can fix you". It's starting to get a bit annoying

What if I just gave up? How about that? No more effort. Just wallowing in the filth of my own inadequacy.

>>43370871
>breaking and entering is against the law
Unless she's the cop.

>>43370917
>no valid excuse for a search warrant
Hah, nice try. Still not having brats.

>>43370902
Either you're gonna become prime "I can fix him" bait, or prime "There's nothing to fix, I will protect his smile" bait.

>>43370764
>>43370871
>>43370953
I shall use my ancient Celtic magics to curse thee anon, thou shall never find romantic love with a monster however thou shall come into an inescapable situation where one will have to be raised as if thy own blood

>>43370764
>>43370871
>>43370953
>>43371015
Also here's your echidna egg, raise her well
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>>43371048
>>43371015
>another anon gets cursed
so we now have the eternal Aussie and the reluctant father

>>43371058

>>43371064

>>43369084
ritual competition is fun, especially if it's sports like.
they say that in old aztec (?) culture, during their games of proto-football, after a warrior scored a goal he was rewarded with the spectators' clothes. adapting this to MGE seems simple enough

>>43371131
i mistook ritual competition for magic rituals.
now im thinking of two hags trying to to finish a ritual faster than the other because they both want the anon that runs a bakery down town.

>>43371131
Are the Ocelomeh really competing over who wants to wear my shirt?

>>43371249
Give a cat your sweaty t-shirt and see what happens, there's your answer

>>43371254
But it's sweaty! I can look for a clean shirt for her.

>>43371288
The whole point is the sweat. Cats love the scent of human sweat. My brother has a cat that will stuff her head right up into your armpit

>>43371300
I wouldn't mind sniffing an armpit myself.

>>43371308
Honestly I couldn't resist a big sweaty Jinko.

>>43371048
>moth
>doll
>bomb
Moth kid. The other two help me raise her and we have wacky shenanigans.
>Dark matter accidentally irradiates the school bake sale
>again?
>wah waaah wah
Next week the doll will sign up anon to take moth-chan the Sabbath Scout! Yoinks, what a predicament!

be nice to grandma

>>43371404
>my very own latenight
I so happy bros

>>43371404
Toilet slime. 3 generations of consuming her master's feces.

>>43371404
I want to marry the granny shog she's been with the family for several generations waiting for her "true master" to be born.
I wounder if crib snatcher is seen as a bad thing in MGC

>>43371418
good for you

>>43371418
I also got one! But mine is a kiki. Are we enemies now?

>>43371404
>a child shog wonders
>is she made out of house or is granny's house made out of her?
>she screams for she does not know.

>>43371443
It's not difficult to get OC done for you, just don't be a completely unhinged piece of human trash that nobody in the fandom likes.
Unfortunately, this appears to be above you so sucks to suck I guess

>>43371475
It was never about the OC.

>>43368802
Monster girls are cruel and dangerous. I will pursue a relationship with a sane and loving angel instead.

>>43371491
Of course it's not. If it were, you'd get mocked for still seething about that blond bapho and KC ignoring you

she is too strong for you traveller

>>43371502

>>43371502
>finally find your angel gf
>hear in the distance "BEHOLD! THE POWER OF LOVE!"
>a beam of pink envelops her
>eros'ed
oops...

>>43371510
Just one for me.

>>43371502
angels are pure and noble

>>43371510
I don't care if her breasts weight so much that the sag defies law of physics, I WILL milk her dry

>>43371467
>child shog keeps dragging the neighbors' son out to camp in the back yard
>partly because she likes watching the stars but mostly because she can't form anything more complicated than a small tent

>>43371554
>"look anon look!"
>a moment of great stress later
>"i can make a bigger tent now!"

reposting anon's doodle from last thread so he knows he's appreciated

I’m bored enough to write Alps, but don’t know how to place them in MGE. Push your autism now, while supplies last! Seriously, Alps are boring but I’m trying a writing exercise. Make Alp unboring pleez or, make Akaname bathroom rape easier to write. The fuck if I know.

>>43371585
Is this a form of concern trolling?

>>43371592
Nta. Why is everything trolling now? I thought it was a nice sentiment.

>>43371585
This is how DL looks in my headcanon now, complete with the black bar

>>43371604
Because we had a post with almost the exact same wording and sentiment last thread but with more clear trolling attached.

>>43371592
>>43371616
I just liked the pic anon

>>43371581
>>43371554
Just wait until she learns how to create a toilet. She'll be able to grow a lot faster once she gets a daily dose of human poop.

>>43371592
Everything is trolling until proven otherwise.

>>43371554
>>43371581
shoghood friend trying her best!

>>43371537
Yes they are, which is why I want to be with one. Noble and gentle, angels make for great wives and caring mothers.

>>43371644
Yes, very gentle and noble

>>43371616
>>43371634
…I personally don’t feel like adapting to schizos. So it takes prolonged effort for me to notice or care about ritual posting. The high information turnover ‘round here means: a pile of kurtosis points over an extended period qualifies trolling, broadly. Anything less is the normal level of noise. Yes. Brief screeching fits are indeed the sub-trolling norm. I know, I know. But this is 4chan. It’s 4chan, bruh. Any other screening method is too sunk-cost, and is a schizo adaptation, imho.
>>43371625
Well there ya go.

You are not immune to level 1 imp boobs.

>>43371502

>>43368802
Miss Arachne acts strange for the rest of the day when I invite her out for coffee.

>>43371680
>get a quest early on to collect 4 different colored beads that some imps stole
Eugh

one last latenight splice for now

>>43371726
I thought latenight was in the thread drawing new art?

>>43371735
No.

>>43371735
no I just splice his stuff with its context

>>43371741
That anon was so happy...

>>43371747
got any more?

>>43371748
I still am

>>43371758
a few

>>43371404
>>43371510
>>43371726
>>43371747
>>43371790
good work anon, lots of LNs where prompted by some really nice stuff and they should be remembered

>>43371641
>Klutzy shog childhood friend
>Still has lots to learn about maiding
>Makes common mistakes but always finds a way to make it right
Also holy fuck that shog has some thick ass thighs, literally built for intercrural

>>43371805
Wyvern childhood friend imprinting and lapcat are my favorites

>>43371904
Lapcat?

>>43371923
Extremely clingy cat, imagine the same but with a werecat who insists on rubbing her ass against your dick when you’re trying to eat

>>43371923
she can be many things

>>43371514
Ilias did nothing wrong, hag just wanted her shota

>>43371957
Such as being unintelligible, perpetually drunk, and conquered by Cheshires.

>>43371955
Wouldn't mind, snuggle cat best cat
>>43371957
I love all races of kots, expect that one, sorry furry anon.

>>43371957
Shouldn't you be crying your eyes out about being bullied or something?

>>43372079
I'll have a drink later tonight about it probably, yeah.

>>43371587
>Middle of summer
>Anon's roomie recently alped and still has the habit of walking around the house bare-chested
>Anon is understandably very flustered
>After appealing to decency fails, they make some kind of deal that hinges on alp always wearing at least her undies, like that Anon will do all the dishes for example
>The next day alp is walking around bare-chested but now has put bandaids on her nipples
>Claims they are "pasties" and all her friends from the other side of the portals say they totally count as underwear
Not sure how it would continue

>>43371587
>I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again
>this happens all the time, it's detachable

It's almost swimsuit season

>>43372170
Uoooooohhhh Geiza swimsuit erotic

I want to go get my pizza delivery, but the delivery girl they sent is a monster and I'm afraid she'll try funny business if I open the door...

>>43372231

>>43372125
stop being gay

>>43372250
Just be sure to loudly call back to your 'wife' saying something like 'honey, the pizza's here!'

Gets em every time

>>43372315
nice monster girl

>>43372324
That is clearly a phoenix. She's just disguising her true form

>>43372324
Right?

>>43372296
I hope they packed extra volleyballs

>>43372354
dont worry, its enchanted rubber!
no matter how many holes ms.wock puts into it, the volleyball will keep its shape.

>>43372324
he if dark mage is an mg then basically every touhou save for like three characters is one.

>>43372365
We try to avoid posting dark mage here. She's one of those girls.

>>43372364
>enchanted rubber
>no matter how many holes
Finally, the solution for anons who don't want kids

>>43372365
Reimu, Sakuya, and Renko?
Sumireko would count as a mage, kinda.
Maribel is teased at being a future youkai though
its a short list either way

>>43372376
This is dark mage oppression and I will not stand for it!

im going to fil the world with wurms so autistic that they'll change its meaning by existing

>>43371070
Full picture where you fucking coward.

>>43372377
That's a lot more curves than I see on most art fairies

>>43372427
Based and Wurmpilled.

>>43372495
dont ever use those words but yes, i love wurms alot will spread thos os far and why they'll even in kingdom come

>>43372495
Based?
Based on what?

>>43372427
Finally, a wurm to share my passion of stupid space ninja games to grind with

>>43372512
How come the words bad to use? Am curious.

>>43372395
ahhh sorry, the enchantment doesnt work on that kind of rubber. buuuuuut we could interest you in our discout meido deal instead! the "plan b for all of your cleaning and care needs!"
she'll take care of the kids while you do... whatever it is you do! for the low low price of having sex with her sometimes.
just dont pay attention to the fact that she sits around all day, and that she actually wasn't certified by the maid academy!
(im sorry but those bastards offload all the dropouts and failures onto us, and caring for all of these neets is cutting into profits...) and for a limited time only this deal is free! yes thats right its F-R-E-E!
now you and your wife can have a third in bed that barely manages to clean up her own mess before taking a break on the couch, let alone the fucking kitchen table. (i mean jesus fuck have you seen these kiki's actually try to clean a hallway? they are sleepwalking halways through.)
but thats not all! thanks to popular demand we are now including a "manual to beastgirl diet" in this deal as well! so that way you might just be able to keep this lazy fucking dog at a normal weight. (look man just make sure she cant see the TV from the kitchen and it'll be fine)

Automatons are just Living Dolls made of metal, so they should wear frilly dresses like the others.

This but with Greek mino with a loose grasp on the English language

>>43372537
>halways through
halfway through. oops.

>>43372543
>tfw I made this splice too

>>43372537
i will take her and fuck this fat fuck

Cunny!

>>43372542
Based.

>>43372556
smells fruity

>>43372542
Wrong

>>43371957
You're absolutely right. A chair, a room decoration, a tour guide, literally anything but somebody's wife.

>>43372553
as a saleman who made sure to keep this useless smelly failure dog thin for the purpose of offloading her onto some poor gullable... helping her find a new home, i cannot condone this.
but she's your problem now not mine. enjoy the "maid" that wont EVEN KEEP HER FUCKING TAIL CLEAN!

https://www.patreon.com/posts/anubis-mge-free-82308695
Finally, an MGE mod for Koikatsu that isn't paywalled.

>>43372629
Can't wait to have her do all sorts of things KC hates!

>>43372645
Like lose the remote to the tv?

>>43372645
have her plant something else than potatoes, maybe that will save your island from another mass starvation

>>43372629
I have no idea how to use this.

>>43372658
Maybe teach her how to fish, so her island won't starve even though its surrounded by the fuckers

>>43372658
That wasn't the cause of the great hunger you dipshit.

>>43372624
thats why i got an older kiki that would love to spoil her

>>43371185
"magic duel, except it's two teams trying to finish a ritual faster than the opponents" would make a killer opening to Double Dare: Mamono edition.

This cocky little Salamander thinks she can beat me easily. We'll see what tune she's singing when I grab her tail and swing her around and throw her away.

>>43372739
Remember to call her a lesbian when you throw her, to make it even more embarrassing.

>>43372739
don't forget your oven mitts

>>43372683
Didn't know how too farm, let some fucking anglos, buy out your grocery shops, didn't know what a fishing rod was.
Yup, you should finish the job and kill yourself.

>>43372739
Forget the oven mits

>>43372739
she'll think you're playing a weird game of fetch and will keep coming back for you to throw her again

>>43372747
>take the advice
>instead of slamming into the wall, the rage from being called a lesbian makes her latch onto it
>you are meet with a glare that could burn down a forest

>>43372739
You'll just rip her tail off.

>>43372760
I'm not the furry mick. I'm just somebody that knows that the British crown was directly responsible for the great hunger because when the Arabs tried to send food to help Ireland, Queen Victoria basically said "Fuck you" and denied it being sent there. All while taking all of the foodstuffs from the emerald isle to feed the British during their own famine.

>>43372739
>giant swing wurm
>she flies off the edge of the screen and then slams into you after wrapping around the other side

>>43372832
Yeah I know the British raided Ireland for their food, doesn't mean I won't bully the Irish over it

>>43372556
I'll take two

>>43372436
I think that is the full thing.

>>43372778
Lovely choco elves

I've done it! After much experimentation in my lab, I've invented anti-rape magic! With one simple and easy polymorph spell, the genitals and testicles can be molecularly reshaped until the crotch is as featureless as a ken doll, making a man completely impossible to rape when there's no parts to rape on him! And it only lasts 72 hours after casting too. With this, human men can finally protect their virginity and deprive those beasts of essence. I'd like to see the Succubusses try to outwit this one.

>>43372942
>dispell magic

>>43372892
>Got doxxed by an Irish furry and there's no full image
KC art or not it just proves bunkerchan autists and their dead community are pathetic.

>>43372926

>>43372942
>And it only lasts 72 hours after casting too.
Hebi-san can keep you in her basement much longer than that

>>43373080
Hebi sounds like a really bad person if she'd tie up an innocent man for that long against his will.

>>43373080
Man an escape room themed after places hebis keep their intended would really be successful. I bet I could hire some actual hebis to do voice lines over an intercom to really freak out the customers

>>43372838
>She yells with exitcement " AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!!!!:D"

>>43373154
Don't worry, she has a comfy bed and tasty food for him down there. She can even play some movies for him to help pass time.

>>43373080
I can't wait for hebi time!

>>43373184
Can she at least take the duct tape gag off?

>>43373197
Of course. How else is she gonna feed him?

>>43372942
Sounds. Homosexual, if you don't want to get raped, just talk with and date a monster and slowly build up to having sex

>>43373154
Vast majority of folklore involving yokai women in Japan is about not sticking your dick in suspicious women anon.

what does mg water taste like?

>>43373219
>Sounds good, you can start by helping me with my sunblock.
>I always look such a sticky mess come the summer, much like every other month.

>>43373264
Salty coins

>>43373264
Liek mothers cooking

>>43373264
Tuna and beef.

>>43373315
Sounds delicious

>>43373294
I don't like furry but that bikini is cute.

>>43370270
I wouldn't have to, because I'm not a creep and wouldn't waifu an 18yo MG. 25-32 is peak anway.

43373294
43373322
End your worthless existance

>>43369432
Druellabucks are like Calvinball, they're worth however much they need to be in the moment. Hence why when they're applied to a single man as a tax they're impossible to pay off but when he gets married they're surprisingly worth nothing

>>43370270
Disregard society, acquire waifu.

>>43373332
It honestly feels more right to have a monster wife my age.

>>43373332
i'll take any old monster that has a meaty body

>>43373419
Gratz, you're not a pedo. A vocal, autistic bunch that makes the thread shit to be in if their feelings get hurt.

now if that isnt bait i dont know what is
imagine believing drawing to be able to consent
but enough of that
why is the mobface sabbath among the cutest of them all

>>43370270
Disregard the fineries of civilization. Go into the woods. Never shave your beard or hair. Live entirely off the land. Proudly stink of moss, the earth, and sweat. Marry a Grizzly MG. Have all the cubs. Live a long and fulfilling life as a Druid.

>>43373436
They're in good company then. Might be scottish.

>>43373454
What's even more retarded is 18 year old is pedo. God society and it's worship of 3DPD and their insanity is tiring. It's why when tgtards go muh poor women. I say good. To hell with human women. They should be converted into Monster girls.

>>43373469
You're in too deep

>>43373469
It's a whole shitshow, and when a woman is way older than the dude, the dude is the weirdo

>>43373503
Nah, portals aren't real and all that. I'm just saying that I hate women and thus tgtards bs about MGE is evil cause it affects women which is wrong some doesn't work on me.

>>43373516
And it's empowering for the woman of course

>>43373516
Well I mean all this is about people trying to drag others down in order to elevate themselves on the pecking order.

>>43373503
No, I'm in deep enough.

>>43373518
>I'm just saying that I hate women
Exactly. You're in too deep, lmao. People are in general shitty, I don't hate women any more or less.

>>43373530
Yup, it best to let mutts yap all they want

Disregard autism, acquire hag Danukis.

Anyone got that one pic with the lamia infront of the bookshelf and theres a bunch of old writfags names on the books?

>>43373542
Ok. I misunderstood you. I thought you were saying that I've become deluded a d thought MGE is real or something.

>>43373544
Sex with old rich woman is best sex

>>43373332
I agree. I think of it like this: I want a cute waifu to love, and she would want a cute boy to snuggle. Why should I, a old dude, want to rob a MG of having someone her own age to grow up with? Imagine if the setting was reversed and all the young guys were snatched up by creepy aunts and middle aged men got nothing. Shit would suck.
But I don't expect a lot of empathy here.

>>43373562
>I don't expect a lot of empathy here
From KC to the lowliest /monster/ poster it's all insane people.

>>43373562
Well said. I also just have a hard time wanting to inflict that life on someone. It's the wrong sort of wish fulfillment. Is it these MGs dream to marry a creepy 30yo+? Probably not.

>>43373562
I don't have an issue with your tastes. My indignation is more the throwing of the word pedo if dating 18 year olds. It's not going to stop there. It's going to climb up sooner or later in order to cater to women and their feels.
Anyway, rock on dude

>>43373562
>young guys were snatched up by creepy aunts
i can only dream...

>>43373562
Anon you do know young for monsters means 200

>>43373573
I am 100% sympathetic to the trauma and pain many people here deal with. I can understand wanting to avoid human women due to associating them with negative experiences, like a dog that's been beaten. But the pedo and casual cruelty that sometimes rears its head is gross.

>>43373573
>Lowliest /monster/ poster
At least 99% of the bunkerposters don't care about here and vice versa. Problem is you got bad actors who can't help but try to start shit.

>>43373586
I don't see it as an arbitrary date so much as being denied experiences life with someone your age.
>>43373597
I forget since that part of canon doesn't really appeal to me for two reasons: the idea they could be alone that long, and the fact I hate this world and don't want to live that long.

>>43373606
Bunker?

>>43373613
Not all monsters can live that long. The 200 years was for a succubus. Harpies would likely not be able to live to such an age.

>>43373606
>bad actors
They are his right hand. And also his left.

>>43373598
>But the pedo and casual cruelty that sometimes rears its head is gross
It's usually pretty comfy here until one group or another show up and shit the place up. I live for those hours.

>>43373624
His right hand comes off?

>>43373584
>Is it these MGs dream to marry a creepy 30yo+?
In mge
Yeah

Go be a misery fag somewhere else

>>43373619
Different name for 2x4chan.

>>43373624
[ X ] Doubt. About the only people KC would know of for sure is Puuyo and maybe Wikifag but one of them is the one who let him know about Wightfag breaking his rules and the other is a glorified janny who does it for free.

>>43369055
Just look around on a rainy day. Remember to smile back at any girls smiling at you, especially if they don't have an umbrella.

>>43373622
>Not all monsters can live that long
Another reason I don't like that part of canon. Imagine growing old and knowing your time is almost up while other species get to love their husbands for potentially centuries more. It really should be an all or nothing thing because MGs deserve the best.

>>43373650
Death is nonsense in the setting and all but retconned out, not that it had a huge influence before but more and more lore makes it irrelevant.

>>43373659
Nah, it's a thing. You just can come back as undead or reincarnate to next life.

>>43373650
Well if you had a harem with a longer lived MG you and the not longer lived MG would have your lifespan match up with the longer lived MG.

>>43373544
Whatever you do, don't let her become your sugar momma, you'll get addicted to her fast and dependent on her spoiling and pampering you

>discordsimps throwing a fit over anime girl ages
You will get a single digit aged Momonika sabbath wife and you will like it.

>>43373697
That's the plan.

>>43373698
>join sabbath to be a wizard
>ask your new witch wife when you are going to study magic
>"Yeah peeps I do the magic for real yo,"

>>43373698
I would literally surrender ever having an MG waifu over having anything to do with the sabbath. It's never going to be a thing in my stories, and it won't be a thing in whatever world I live in.

>>43373638
It's fucking Alex, this guy came out of nowhere 2 years ago and took over the MGE wiki already, kicked out a lot of people in that community.
He was also the one telling KC about the "problematic fictions" on ff.net and made the admins on Spacebattle forum banned MGE.
Now he's obviously collaborating with KC because of his dumb glorified "doujin".
And don't forget him being basically the Chink version of wikifag, got his own community in China, fucker should have no fucking business here but here we are.

>>43373731
>and made the admins on Spacebattle forum banned MGE
Wait, are you seriously saying that Spacebattles banned all MGE content? I thought they just closed the main MGE thread but let the dumbass crossover fics remain up.

>>43373756
It's just the potatomongler's schitzo ramblings again

>>43373731
Yep, and now he sits here trolling on the board endlessly. He uses literally the exact working between here and discord, so it's obvious as hell.
The wiki discord went to shit after he took over, it use to be a pretty nice place. Now it's /pol/ that sometimes talks about mgs.

>>43373731
>tells grimderpshitters to fuck off
>makes/commissions an MGE compliant doujin
That is supposed to be bad how?
>>43373756
Pretty sure MGE fics aren't banned (as long as you can make it SFW) just the general thread.

>>43373731
Sounds based. Hope he keeps this up.

>>43373698
It's amazing how the mere mention of sabbath is enough to enrage them
Ffs if you dont like loli what ware you doing here in /jp/, let alone /mgt/?

>>43373776
You shouldn't. If he gets his way he'll run this place into the ground until it's nothing but bapho/sabbath posting. He's made no secret that he hates writefags and other content creators that don't align with his "approved" canon. He is how fandoms die.

>>43373790
He needs to be controlled more like. Unleashed on tgscum but otherwise kept under control by using the Sabbath.

>>43373731
>>43373790
Oh no what will do without edgy Soulsborne crossover no. 969.
MGE has fallen billions must die.

>>43373790
>don't align with his "approved" canon
Yep, look how he and his goons are stirring the place up now that a couple anons dared say they don't like the sabbath. Every time you see a post screeching about westerners or "if you don't like X you must hate MGs and KC", you can be sure it's him or one of his Discord goons.

>>43373731
Take your meds. It’s not healthy to obsess this much over a person you don’t know or will ever meet.

>>43373820
>Discord
It always comes back to a few people getting a name and then believing that their opinion matters. Guys like Latenite or Magus that post content and don't grandstand are the real heroes.

>>43373562
Everybody knows older men get bratty teenagers and young boys get older monsters

>>43373835
Legitimately gross. Stop forcing your fetish on other people.

>>43373820
Westerners are shit though. You fucks are the ones who do all the shit MGE stories and talk of banning anime and manga.

>>43373790
>>43373820
>h-he's the one shitting this place up!
Let me remind you that you went on this tirade after some guy criticized labelling liking an 18y/o as pedophilia
You stick out like a sore thumb

>>43373731
>obviously collaborating with KC
No, he said that on bunkerchan. Along with something about driving out undesirables and clearing out some Discord. That may or may not have been with the wikifag. He was also going on about scalies so god knows what that Discord was actually doing.

It's a "kc approved" doujin he is working closely on him with. Or at least asking for approval on OCs with.
>>43373769
He is on a discord? And you are too?!

>>43373842
Wrong anon, anon

>>43373834
True inner peace is realizing your name doesn’t matter on an anonymous board and just chatting with lads about MGs.

>>43373852
I'm all for it.

It really is impressive how lolis filter outside invaders, the seethe is audible from their posts. It's like you can hear them grinding their teeth, actively having to hold back from spamming twatter buzzwords in an effort to make their their posts appear even remotely credible to natives.

>>43373870
I mean to be fair I don’t particularly care for lolis myself unless they’re more smug than they are tall. But that’s just me.

>>43373870
Yup. I don't even care for lolis but you're right. Look how the twitter freaks use women language of muh creepy or creep.

>>43373887
>twitter freaks
>presumably mge fans
>disliking loli
I don't follow

>the schizo mick is trying to rally people against KC again
This is beyond pathetic, you are completely delusional if you think anyone but a tiny minority of newfags and tourists have even an ounce of sympathy for you.

>>43373870
Anons post mean things about loli. Pedos crawl out of the woodwork to shit up the thread.
>But it's those pesky invaders that are seething!
The comedy writes itself.

>>43373899
Exactly. People who like lolis are a very vocal minority. Most of us just quietly ignore them until they start trying to derail the threads.

>>43373903
>liking loli=pedo
It really does, since you discordtroons just cant help yourselves. You dont even realize how badly you outed yourself, do you?

>>43373899
Genuine question, but at what point did I go from alright to awful? I can't recall anything major I did for months except posting cait sith and saying I love her. I even think one of the first things I did was make that cait sith model, then not being able to finish it on account of the covid.

>>43373899
I feel maybe pity and disappointment.

>43373919
You were never alright, furshitter. fuck off to /trash/