/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev

Not even death will keep you same from the smug

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43312720
I know it's probably manipulative of me, but I really like the thought of monsters getting concerned and fussy over me when I'm upset. I want to cry so they'll pay attention to me.

BIG FAT WHITE ONI

Turn back, you are not prepared for this hunt.

You will lose to gyarus

>>43312802
I can't, she keeps invading the area when I'm just trying to get wyvern fangs

It's quite late already anon, please come to bed

>enter monsters v. humans greco-roman wrestling competition
>prize for winning is over a million dollars
>humans usually lose in these kind of things and end up getting taken as husbands by the monsters that make them submit but a few humans have won the competition before through sheer luck so I'm confident I can do it too with my brawn
>first opponent is a small baphomet girl
Heh, this little dork? Seriously? I could beat her with one arm. This will be easy.

>>43312828
lucky. i got a dark slime

>>43312817
Stinky trolls! No bed until she takes a bath with me.

>>43312812
Sorry Anon, I'm only weak to cats. Thankfully there are no tanned cats prowling in the thread so I should be safe.

>>43312828
>This will be easy.
Yes it will, for her.

>>43312768
You don't have to do that, anon... If you want your wife to dote on you, you just have to ask. You're only going to upset her working yourself up like that...

Why Banshee so sad?

I'm getting my hero speech ready for my showdown with the lim general. She'll know good always prevails when I finish

>>43312817
holding hands with trolls

Sand dork

Why is miss March Hare looking at me like that?

>>43312896
Her husbando isn't real

>>43312896
She needs a hug

>>43312920
Oh it's a friendly wonderland gaze, you should get closer to her, maybe ask her for some wonderland cake

>>43312812
I expect to. I'm weak to pyrow. Extra weak. If the portals evernopen and one was near me I wouldn't stand a chance, haha.

>>43312896
no one likes deathmetal anymore.

>>43312915
>Anon works as a caravan guard
>Sandshark robs every caravan that takes the main trade routes hoping to run into him again
>She has "swam" headfirst into more oases than she cares to admit recklessly charging across the desert to catch each caravan

>>43312861
>You start hearing boss music

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to share a hobby with your wafiu.
It gives you a little something extra to do together.
And if its a group thing it may also add harem members if our wife is into it.

>>43312915
if these dorks keep reproducing there won't be any cool or scary monsters left

What if monsters know about these threads and are reading them to get Intel on us bros

>>43312976
Don't worry it's completely anonymous. They'll never find out where you are

>>43312976
I hope they're paying close attention and are good at picking up when I'm joking, because I've been intentionally feeding them information. Checkmate, monsters.

>>43312976
Well if that’s the case then I will get a chaos girl sent to me do to my TF fetish.

True loli hellhounds are terrifying.

Hellhounds have a tendency to go a little overboard but eventually stopping before you're hurt. Loli hellhounds don't have this restraint. They just go out it until you're within an inch of your life. And even then, if they have some potion or magic to keep your going, they'll use it. But if you can survive it, you may manage to tame those loli hounds. In fact, they say this is the only stage in which to tame them (though still extremely difficult) as matured hellhounds are 100% untamable under any circumstances.

>>43312985
W-what about Gremlins?? They might already have files on us bros

>>43312976
Tough luck to them then, aside from some bogeybait posting and writefaggin I haven't given any hint of what monsters I like.

>>43312975
Dorks are the future.
Submit now, because if you fight that means there is less time for vidya and that makes her sad

>>43313021
Just never post about the same stuff anon. Keep them guess about what you want

>>43312802
I already finished it weakling cringe cat, Sneed and seeth

>>43312989
How could you feed them information intentionally??? Why brother
>>43312994
Based

>>43313026
>They decide to give a chimera of 100 different monsters

>>43313029
>Pic
Miss Cheshire Cat's reaction when another newcomer instalossed to a dormouse before she could pounce on him.

>>43312976
Oh no, I will get a huge suicide therapy and a gentle cat girl (hopefully a chesh) or a sweet and shy Bunyip. Maybe a fine for all my shitposting too...

>>43313030
Information feeding is usually intentional. Also,
>Not arming your demon lord-assigned match maker with the most information possible
Foolish. Truly foolish. I don't think I'd remain single long enough to feel eel otherwise anyway, so...

>>43313039
Imagine another girl literally beating you in her sleep. Fortunately, there's always next time or the harem end...

>>43313050
Gonna be real, I'd probably just let whoever wanted me to take me. I'd have faith in demon energy ex machina

>King Anon
>Last of the human kings of the Demon Realm
>Begins building up his army to defeat those horrid monsters around him and reclaim his ancestral lands
>It actually works
>Tales of a king who defied the odds and won against monsters spreads
>Please ignore the fact that every queen he warred with is now married to him
>Also ignore king Anon’s strategy of marching up to the capital and asking for said queen’s hand in marriage
>Also ignore the attrition rates despite his army never once seeing battle

>>43313047
You get a gentle loving chesh who shitposts with you, but only on boards that deserve it

>>43312976
Well there's no close enough wolfu breaking the door down yet so I'd say we're collectively pretty safe

>gacha op
Not cool doctor, please respect the other boards.

Nighttime getting too hot? Just sleep on your zombie waifu and use her tits as pillows! Don't mind the soft moans turning into sweet nothings whispered into your ears and sudden ghostly claws wrapping around you, that's just a perfectly natural byproduct of her milking you with her hands/thighs in your sleep.

Can slimes be dorks?

>>43313171
I don't like the term milking when used for mens, feel really weird.

>>43313096
It's a valid strategy. Some might even say a good strategy, but I couldn't stomach it. I need to DO something. Even if that something is shitposting on a Malaysian ice fishing board.

>>43313176
You pull on the udder and white stuff comes out, same difference

>>43313185
Yeah but I don't know, feel wrong and dirty.

>>43313187
Feel dirty all you want but she is getting every lost drop that belongs to her

>>43313176
>anon is afraid of getting milked
>[excited Manticore noises]

>>43313201
I don't mind as long as She don't call it that
>>43313203
No thanks, I'm not afraid of sadistic and mean gals, I just hate them.

>>43313281
More manticores for me then, I mean oh no haha I'd hate it if a big mean manticore pinned me and milked me until I passed out oh no ahaha

I asked this before now I ask it again:
Angel girl that's into normal stuff but is very agressive at sex and will most likely dominate you at sex or shy demon girl that is very into BDSM (no, you can't choose just S or just M, she's a switch)?

>>43313335
I'd angel because I Hate bdsm

>>43313335
Neither of them, I will take that CC cat

>>43313296
Yeah, manticores would be cool if their general behaviors weren't that bad.

>>43313335
Angel

>>43313296
I think manticore is really special, I don't know how to describe it. She just seems like the best to cuddle with. Imagine lying down next to her, her sharp claws feeling up your entire body while getting the sloppiest tail toppy of all time. I will admit, I'm not a fan of the fact they're not honest with their feelings too often, but feeling this huge motherfucker drain me while she gently grabs my other bits and whispers kinky shit in my ear would make me see past that. Seems fun to piss her off, have a fun little chase until she eventually overpowers you and pins you down. What once was tail milking is now passionate sex in which she seems much more shy, meek, or tame due to her pussy forming to perfectly envelope your cock. Weeks of tailsex has trained her insides to form perfectly for you, leading to near mindbreaking sex and her eventual impregnation. Also she seems like a good friend.

TAILPUSSY

All I did was make one cat pun and I get kicked out of Wonderland?

Monsters normally represented as big tall tittymonsters are best as lolis
Monsters represented as lolis are best as big tall tittymonsters

>>43313548
Anon who gave the worst opinion asked to leave the thread

>>43313524
I don't see the point of a vagina-substitute for a female being with a vagina

>>43313560
It's the best of both worlds though. It's fancy like an onahole, but still warm, fleshy and living with a woman attached to it. A particularly "voracious" and sadistic woman.

Realing afternoon where anon cleans his dragon wife's dragon parts

>>43313592
I will recruit the rare submissive one as a maid and ask for tailpussy everytime work drive me mad...

>>43313613
It could work
>mantimaid doing the chores uninterrupted, while you're nutting your brains out into her tail pussy from behind

>>43313597
When should I tell her those “specialized” dragon manicure tools are just farrier tools?

>>43313616
Oh yeah the tail is really flexible. I could pet her while getting the tailpussy...

>>43313597
shes not leaving until its cleaned properly

>>43313635
How does a dragon get dirty anyways? They spend all their time sleeping on gold outside of natural oils, dead skin and bloodied claws from stealing the odd cow how dirty is a dragon that a nice shower wouldn’t fix?

>>43313515
Radical Batcat

>>43313647
you gotta scrub all that stuff off

>>43313647
I would thing they would enjoy the intamacy of their loved one taking care of them

>>43313647
All Dragons have good hygiene, except for those weird Swamp Dragons with the swirly pupils and creepy laugh.

>>43313652
>no 90s skater manticore wife
it hurts

>>43313667
Tell me about the Swamp Dragons. What do they hoard?

>>43313675
Ecchi and pornographic material, powerful potions/poisons/elixirs some of which they made themselves, cursed tomes and guys that they find cute and abduct but are too introverted to make a move once they have them at their mercy.

Why are Dragons good? Cause Dragonia is good:

>1-2. Citizenship Registration
There is no need for a complicated procedure, such as submitting documents, or a detailed examination at the Immigration Office's "Citizenship Registration"! All a person has to do in front of us is show a "form" of love for mamono and just get a "sexually active consent" sign in return.
>That's it, registration is complete. The most common action to show love is still a hot kiss with mamono Of course, if you don't mind us all watching, you can engage in obscenity at this point A hot and passionate connection with mamono is the quality we look for in those who want citizenship of Dragonia, a country that was built by people and dragons holding hands
>For the demonic couple that completes their citizenship registration, we provide real estate and some area of land nearby as their new home in the Dragon Empire, for the honeymoon of the "newly married demonic couple".

good morning sirs, I had a dream of getting a handy from a batcat and I woke up to see them getting a lot of love ITT

>>43313707
I actually had a manticore dream a couple months ago that was pretty cute
>dark, foggy, rainy night
>walking home
>finish smoking a cigarette, about to pull another one out of the carton when I feel a massive feline paw squeeze my hand and crush the pack
>look up at the perpetrator
>8ft tall manticore with black hair and bits of green. Frightening green eyes with black lipstick
>"No smoking." She says
>stand there like a deer in the headlights
>"No smoking." I repeat after her
Woke up after that. She was really cute.

Ded threas

>>43313738
sounds like a nice girl to ask out for a coffee

>>43313808
Haven't seen that image in a long time, probably what my brain pulled from. She looked kinda similar but without glasses, much thicker body with very straight hair. Maybe she'll be the one I'll see portal day.

Portal will never come or maybe the rope is the key. I don't know anymore.

>>43313902
Your wife wouldn't want you to kill yourself, anon. If you have nothing to live for, live for her.

>>43313924
Portal are not a real thing, at least their maybe a way to join her post mortem and even if I where wrong She could resurrect me anyway

>>43313869
>Manti bouncer sees a guy smoking
>tells him to stop
>"he is kinda cute, and I can tell he likes me"
>just as she psyches herself up for the marriage, he dissappears
>she learns it's an astral projection of her husband who awaits her on the other side of the portals
now she has to wait for you, but when she is finally going to get you...

>>43313699
How can a Papers Please type of experience even work in Dragonia if they have very lax and not too serious immigration laws?

>>43314044
Why do You want to put commie shit hole things into MGE?

>>43313948
Hey, maybe I'll try to quit for her. Wouldn't want her calling me "black lung" if the day comes.
>>43314044
I imagine there are some pretty totalitarian promonster states. They're medieval, but if they were of modern tech I can see it being a thing. Constant paranoia of Order spies, raiding of wizard's homes, state mandated wives. It's kinda like feudalism in mge, take all the bad stuff and take it out because it's an escapist setting. Sounds like a pretty nice place all things considered.

>>43314094
>Hey, maybe I'll try to quit for her.
you should definitely, it's nothing good for either your health or your mental state, I know your monsterfu would be proud of you

>>43314094
I hate the Antéchrist, leave me alone

>>43314094
Don't quit, who cares. It will most likely bring You quicker to her.

>>43314044
What do you mean? This quote is from the immigration bureau so that's why there is a registration.
>>43314094
More Final fantasy 7 honestly then true medieval. Read up on Court Alf. They have soda drinks, electric guitars, neon lights, submarines and tourism.
The game demo had a phonograph

>Sign up for the Dragonia annual Grand Arena Tourney
>Only guy there surprisingly
>Know I’ll get bodied by the first lizard I face
>To put the odds in my favor I “accidentally” give a group of all male tourists the wrong directions to the stands
>Turns out it sends them straight to the female locker room
>Every mere lizard has dropped out due to honeymoon time
>Win by default
>First guy to win the Grand Tourney in a 100 years
>Last guy who won was a 12 year old kid who somehow signed up
>They let him fight for some reason and well he won all his “bouts”

you are not immune to small foxes

>>43314101
>t. regular monster
>>43314109
>t. wisp

>>43314101
Picked up smoking because I'm stressed out all the time, it does help a lot with that but I should probably just bite the bullet and quit. I know she'd like it.

>>43314137
I drink personally, It works and helps a lot.

>>43313738
Those are called premonitions anon. Your wife beyond the portals had the same one

>>43314226
Don't know if lying like that will help anyone anon.

Stubborn undead will declare their age to be the age they died and nothing further

>>43314137
we all cope with it somehow, but that's not very healthy
try the gym

>>43314300
Gonna make fun of a vampire for being just as old as my great aunt who died a virgin and was made fun of ever since.
Gonna find out that's her.
Gonna be forced to make up for all the virgin jokes by knocking her up

So are we gonna get any girls this year? KC seem to have been slowing down to a crawl and we haven't even gotten a single MG this year.

>>43314356
>and we haven't even gotten a single MG this year.
what is Malef

>>43314356
Malef was released this year. But not publicly. That's all I recall. KC has had no development at all aside from that.

>>43314360
>>43314363
I completely forgot about them and they aren't even listed on the wiki.
Is he just gonna keep all the new girls behind the paywall?

>>43314363
Oh, I am sure he is hard at work on the game.

How would a manticore react if I grabbed her tail and started making out with it in public?

>>43314367
>Is he just gonna keep all the new girls behind the paywall?
We don't know, but something odd is going on for sure. I'm afraid the game was a huge mistake and it's hampering any progress.

>>43314367
Maybe. But hey, maybe there will be no new girls aside from the Malef.
>>43314369
Kek. Well it's not like I'm paying him any money. So whether his game ever launches at all doesn't matter to me.

>>43314381
>I'm afraid the game was a huge mistake and it's hampering any progress.
I fear he went full jap salaryman on it.
>"Vote says they want it finished, they pay me to finish it, therefor I will finish it despite my own wishes"

>>43313940
What about wormholes though?

>>43314395
>"Vote says they want it finished, they pay me to finish it, therefor I will finish it despite my own wishes"
It's even dumber than that, immediately after the game won the poll, he announced he's going to make some new profiles instead and we haven't heard anything about the game ever since.

>>43314398
I need Haku-sensei to do the "pencil through a piece of paper to explain a wormhole" thingie

>>43314395
Last I heard which was stated in these threads so it could be bullshit was that KC will continue working on the game even if it takes him years. So years of no updates on anything which people on here are paying for. Lol

>>43314398
Not a single one appeared (or can appears on earth, not sure but if I remember well You could only found them in space or something). We will all before going in space is something normal (if We ever reach this point).

kay cee that kay cee this
how about you kay es es some cute Griffons instead?

>>43314541
Kay CEE ? Wut?
Cute griffon indeed but they're mean creatures. No tendies sharing with them.

>>43314564
Yeah, truly terrifying creatures.

>>43314580
Yes, I will protect my treasure alone

Can I pet mamonos? They look really fluffy but I don't want to get bitten.

why is cait sith the smallest of the cat species
i want cat loli without snout

>>43314410
I loved that. It's like he wanted validation he was right about what he wanted and then doubled down when he didn't get it.
He must talk to someone about this stuff, nobody can be this oblivious to feedback.

>>43314725
oh don't worry, no mamono will actualy bite unless you ask for it

>>43314774
Consider one of the other species but younger

>>43314774
Catgirls are allowed in Sabbath, you know.

>>43314841
Some people forget they aren't bound to the profile representation of the girl.

>"This human is acceptable. Come with me."

>>43314814
I just tried that with the werecat cashier from the convenient store. I ask her if I can pet her head she eagerly said yes. I slowly move my hand between her ears and touch the fluff. She purred and seems really happy but for no reason She took my hand and bite it. I felt horrible and betrayed, I don't understand why. I start crying and run away back to my flat. I hate mamonos they're so mean just like other human womans. You lied to me anon... I will spend the rest of my day sheltered in my house, playing Vidya until the sadness washs away.

>>43314923
you need to start fighting back, go back there and bite her, that will show her

>strange sounds keep going bump in the night
>sometimes swear I hear doors in other parts of the house opening and closing despite living by myself
>never feel safe in my home anymore
>every time I go to bed sleeping is hard because it feels like someone or some'thing' else is in the room with me watching me sleep
>swore one night I saw a pair of hazel eyes staring at me from the dark in the kitchen when going for a midnight snack
>now the other night I felt a fucking claw stroke my head in the dark like I'm a pet or something
>there is definitely some kind of creature or demon in this house with me watching at all times
This is not funny anymore, I wasn't told the house was haunted when I bought it, it makes me incredibly sad someone would swindle me like that.
Should I call paranormal investigators? I'm scared for my life bros...

>>43314959
But that's a bully thing. Also how to I stop a mamonos from knocking on my door? Should I call the cops? She kept saying She's sorry but I don't believe it. The noise is really annoying

>>43314960
Yeah the FEAR unit will defeat the ghosts. By boning them.

East or west?

>>43312976
I LOVE ELVES!
I LOVE ELVES!

>>43314960
>anon calls the gremlin ghost chasers
>come inside waving around one of those ghost box radios
>the gremlin just goes over to the closet in the bedroom and opens it to reveal a shy bogey

>>43312862
nope, physics say small object go fly once feet off the ground

>>43312976
well, lots of mobfaced monstes are going to be very happy

>>43315056
please use catbox for offtopic images

>>43313335
taking a holy wurm

>>43315109
So the thing haunting my house this whole time was a Bogey who was just autistic like I am?
Well... now what?

>>43315084
id like to see the two deciding who keeps , through battle with guitars

>>43315189
It's a ghost girl image akshully, look closer. She even got official porn of her in the form of FEAR 2 ending

>>43315052
maybe she just wants to say sorry? you shouldn't take the chance for saying sorry away from a girl who realized her error

>>43315189
no

>>43315213
>Well... now what?
Marriage.

>>43312743

>>43315331
Nice to see he got this one in color.

I'm going to have sex with a living doll.

>>43315250
Cops forced my door and She explained that She was really sorry and that She gots overexcited. She promised to be very careful and never do something like that again unless I clearly ask for it. She's now sleeping with her head on my lap while I play Bloodborne. I need to call someone to repair the door tho.

>posts images of knights in combat with no monster girl in sight
>wall of text in post doesn't talk about monster girls and only mentions The Order once

>>43315302
how big it too big?

>>43315490
Being a cool knight doing cool fantasy combat is half the fun of mge.

I'm not in necrophilia but this thread really makes me want to impregnate a corpse, or horde of them

>>43315490
huh?

>>43315302
Reminder that small men belong to big monsters and big men belong to small monsters

>>43315479
at least you cen pet her whenever you want now

>>43315385
How? Dolls don't have sex holes.

>>43315542
Cats like this are made for kissing.

>>43315542
She looks like a catboy with tits.

>>43315539
>small men belong to big monsters and big men belong to small monsters

>>43315539
Rules like these are meant to be broken. Big with big means even bigger daughters!

>>43315542
Yeah, don't tell her but I'm happy with this outcome, her fluff is real nice and soft.

>>43315680
That looks painful.

43315680
>Nigger arm
Fuck off

>>43315693
Why does the cat creates a magical Molotov cocktail?

>>43315608
i see, think its the face

>>43315574
all monster girls are made to be smooched a lot
>>43315678
don't worry, just enjoy the fluffing

how do you do fellow humans?

>tfw you just had sex with your wife and you come out covered in cuts and bite marks
>When people ask you say that you war werestling a massive hulking beast
>Your wife pouts and says "T-thats not true"

>>43315716
Wizards do things just because they can.

>>43315084
yes

>>43315084
down

>>43315748
Put your hat back on, dork mage!

>>43315755
the old cat still has it in her, it seems

>>43315866
sex with old machines sound fun

>>43315891
what's stopping you?

>>43315910
i cant seem to be able to find the old city of the gods, mabhavre

>>43315910
>what's stopping you?
it "whos" stopping
and its reimu

>They see me rollin'

>>43312976
Then I'm getting a one way ticket to Dr. Mindflayer's office.

>>43315910
all i can find crt monitored gals

>thinking about what I want to do to Gazer
>thinking about what I want her to do to me

>>43312802
>enter her area indicated by the quest
>she steals your pants and makes you chase her into Wonderland

>tfw the suggestions reverberate through my skull like high-adrenaline music
>tfw all unnecessary worries and distractions are drowned out and silenced
>tfw it's time to rip and tear
Gazer needs me to be in the zone to beat Doom on Nightmare difficulty

imma go around with a crown of demon realm thorns as the king of jesters, clowns and bogies and turn a sad towns frown upsides down and have a nice happy clown town

>>4331304
>LateNight drew my request

Based!

>>43316222
The pic was posted last thread, I saved it.

>>43316222
Why did you quote a post from 13 years ago?

>>43316263
stop playing war thunder

>>43316263
Looking for one other person (male) to go back in time with me. Have only done this once before. You will get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed.

Lims are cancelled, they all belong to me now, there will be no more deliberations on this matter.

>>43315056
>>43315243
>Loli ghost girl who wants (Your) child
>Army of cute clone girls hunting you down because you're the perfect husband/commander
>Edgy psychic villain girl desperate for Point Man Correction

Is F.E.A.R. the perfect MGE adaptable Vidya?

>>43316279
Gonna upset all gremlins by using their name to refer to all flat girls, by coining the phrase "flat as a gremlin." Why are all gremlins such flatties anyway? Did they get into a fight with a liposuction tube and lose? Even Gazers have bigger lumps, dumb gremlins

>>43316240
As a failsafe against enemy Gazers and other troublemakers (foxes, succubi, annoyingly smug doms), I have been conditioned by Gazer to oppose incoming mental attacks with extreme prejudice.

>>43316348
You're looking at things from the wrong side

>>43316418
>Be Grey Bluff Science Institute guard
>Monsters constantly portalling in to steal human tech
>Some monsters aren't very good at sneaking
>Caught this same gremlin 3 times just this week
>Almost like she's not even trying...

Gilf mgs

>>43316537
Mamono women age like wine, but is your taste refined enough to handle them?

>>43316572
This looks like it was made by penders

>>43312812
It's not losing if I want it

I like to imagine there's a difference between Gazer's natural power of suggestion and full-on, proper hypnosis.
>Suggestions are (typically) subtle, subconscious/subliminal messages (audio/visual hallucinations or illusions)
>Hypnosis is when she puts me in an actual hypnotic trance where I am susceptible to more articulate or complex suggestions
The former can be used alongside practical (real-world) techniques to help achieve the latter. The goal in both cases is for me to reach a certain altered state of consciousness that will, in turn, forward our interests.
And that goal, in itself, does not necessitate a full trance if I am already capable of reaching that state of consciousness with simple suggestions.

I think about this a lot. I like to think she does, too.

>>43316572
>Mamono women age like wine
The big titty ones age like milk, as you'd expect.

So, who here is keeping themselves pure for dotr?

>>43316682
I ain't saving myself for hypotheticals. If the portals open, my shorty is monsterizing.

>>43316682
I'm pure and will stay pure but saying that It's by choice is not totally true and quite hypocritical.

>>43316647
It's all fun and game until a mamono does this back at you

>>43316348
Can't slide under machines as easily with a massive rack. Also, profile pic not representative of the entire race, etc.
https://cdn.donmai.us/original/3d/9e/__mechanic_san_getsuyoubi_no_tawawa_drawn_by_himura_kiseki__3d9e49f18c5c10dfb3703ed4d38b62b6.png

>>43316717
They can't. I will molest their ears and they can't do shit about it.

I am a brave knight and my duke has sent me to stop the evil Lich before she can raise an army of undead. I am strong and I have steel and my faith can overcome any magic, I cannot fail.
I will slay the Lich and destroy her phylactary and banish her soul to the underworld!

>>43316717
Turnabout is fair play; I'd expect nothing less from a wife of mine and I love that anyway. Mutual exploitation of weak points sounds fun.

>>43316825
>anon and his lich wife roleplaying to spruce up their sex life

>>43316916
That one gets really kinky, sometimes she even lets him break her phylactery.

>>43316287
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Also lilim appreciation post

>>43316978
I'd appreciate if they made the portals to better girls.

>>43312802
>Enter the starting area on a normal gathering quest
>See "RUN" flashing in red letters on the upper left and hear footsteps getting closer
These surprise invader missions are something else

>>43312862
Anon may lose in overall strength but his grip strength is SSS rank. He just needs to hold on and he can exhaust her

I will only accept the haggiest of hags

>>43316333
I really like these ideas.

>>43317034
He won't be able to last long, Bapho also has a speed advantage over him, she can blitz him and jump up to put him into her signature facesitting head leglock before he can even see it coming. She'll tap him out.

>>43313047
Mamano with tails like cats wearing human dresses do so only to strategically lift them up when bending over in front of their oneitis

>>43316333
It is one of the few mainstream examples I can think of where a man canonically impregnates a monster girl

>>43317082
Just make a hole for the tail. Are they doing it on purpose? Who knows...

>>43317075
He just has to hold like she's a bucking bull. That bapho is going to learn that technique and training is more important than innate strength

Is there another way to calm down an ornery cow through something else than rough pelvis smashing sex?

>>43317105
>Just make a hole for the tail.
Why do you think I specified "human" dresses?
>Are they doing it on purpose?
...

>>43317119
Just a single cut with a scissors on human dresses still make it a human dresses, It's really not hard. Do It lazy cat

>>43316978
Sending a letter to my local monberia lilim representative asking why there aren't fat lilim titties crushing my face at the moment

>>43317117
Pin her down, pat her head, and give her a good milking. The first bit is a bit tricky and usually results in rough, pelvis smashing sex, however. She calms down either way, it's fine.

>>43317070
>>43317102
>FULASULAITU!
>RECON!
>HE'S BEHIND THE BED!

Damn, Replicant-chan is pretty tactical

>>43317211
Heavy Riot Hellhound. The armor is big but her titflesh and muscles still barely fit inside.

Hellhound chan won't see me groping her butt while's too busy grooming her claws to notice me sneaking up from behind coming!

>>43317255
Just use your "penetrator" hehe
>>43317211
Really like the idea of a monster that uses duplication potions/magic so there is a small army of her to keep her husband safe.

Even cuter if she goes around fortifying any place she lives in, so you come home to your home turned into an FOB with HESCO barriers, razor wire and heavy mortar emplacements in the front lawn. Imagine going to the gun store with your waifu platoon and buying up all their ammo

>>43317290
How will you tell them apart without their uniforms? Imagine going balls deep and moaning out the wrong name
>Ohh Bravo 6, you're so tight
>Eeeh?! But I'm Golf 12! Bravo 6 is kissing your neck!
Talk about awkward

>>43317109
also weight is very important, no matter how much strengh you have, uness you as equally heavy you will be swung around by any weight you lift

Bapho-chan will just Super-Mamono punch Anon, and then Spear him for the cover. 1,2,3

>>43317435
i want to hug the bapho-chan

>>43317435
wrestling tho, cant really pucnh and if she does, all anon gotta do is duck right before impact and spear her first for a quick one leg takedown if she was the same size as him but, since shes so small, just gotta put your hand on her head and lower your center of gravity

>>43313099
I wonder if all the various demon rulers get along, or if they scheme against each other while King Anon is oblivious

Also I wonder how much convincing they needed to join a harem of their rivals and neighbors

>>43317501
hope they have primogenture, or the empire will be divided between the daughters

lolis are better suited as casters, tall and larger monsters for more physical warrior classes

>>43317517
Maybe Anon has a human first wife, so the empire will be passed to a son. I bet that's the case, as the last human King he almost certainly married a human Heroine.

Imagine the bullying, 1 cute blonde human tomboy vs a dozen demonesses, dragon, undead, etc.

mana is stored in the biceps

I don't care how strong you say she is or how powerful, Baphomet is a TINY little weak loli and I would NOT lose to her! I would never get raped by a loli smaller than me! Never! NEVER!

>>43316572
But I don’t like wine and only drink Jager, Ouzo, and Absinthe

>>43317546
no that would be tensile strength, mana is stored in the breasts, reason why holsts are great healers and baphos are amazing magic casters

Dragon girl, wyrm girl, or wyvern girl?

>>43317571
wyrm is the one who will tell you i love you without any fluff

>>43317546
No, it's stored in the ass.

Would you be able to be suave and seduce a monstegirl of your choice? Or would your brain bluescreen and revert to generic small talk if even a succubus walked up and started talking to you?

>>43317571
Wyvern is an ally of justice!

>>43317529
now what to do with all the princesses?

>>43317605
>Make some the rulers of districts
>Some go into the army or civil government
>Marry a few off to neighboring kingdoms
>Others go on quests to seek their fortune
>One daughter stays in her room building miniature plastic model kits and playing StarCraft II

Gee, looks like King Anon will need to pull the classic "do this quest for my daughter's hand in marriage" trick again

>>43317615
just get her a cozy apartment in some faraway land. so that knights have "DREADFUL TOWER OF A POWERFUL DRAGON" to scale before getting the princess

ofc the princess and the dragon are the same

>>43317596
i just default to small talk that veers into things i've heard about and/or things i really like at the moment

>>43317615
He should look for the third son of a poor nobleman, ideally a guileless youth with a penchant for rescuing forest critters from hunters and who has managed to escape at least 1 Dark Mage

What do monster girls do in "you look nothing like your profile pic" situations with humans?

>>43317571
I don't like egg layers.

>have monster coworker
>company wants me to work with her because they thought I needed "help"
How much time do I have left?

>>43317622
>be me
>Move to a new apartment complex
>It's ok, nothing fancy
>For some dumb reason it's named "Dragon's Keep Apartment Village"
>Retarded knights and adventurers find it on Monoogle and think it's an actual Dragon's Keep
>Have to deal with loud swordfight and guys in full plate armor clattering up and down the stairs at 3 in the morning
>They make a huge mess until the Super chases them out with a belch of flame
>This only convinces them they're in the right place and keep coming back
>Just last week the local cops arrested 2 jokers hauling a trebuchet into the parking lot

>>43317571
Dragon is the best, accept no substitutes

>>43317629
well that gets one out of the way, only 60 daughters left

>>43317647
I really like the idea of becoming a Dragon Knight with a Wyvern gf

>>43317633
I wouldn't mind with pic related even if I spend more time petting then working.

>>43317657
Somebody needs to get King Anon a television, 60 daughters is enough!

>>43317696
Need to breed.

>>43317696
every queen of the conquered realm wanted a heiress of her own (or two, well - maybe 3)

What would you get if you combined a mad hatter and a cheshire cat?

>>43317571
Yes

>>43312743

>>43317783
A series of third party gaming controllers

>>43317696
Imagine having such a big family. Imagine the family reunions. All 60 daughters coming to visit, plus their husbands and their 1 to 10 children.

You'd need to use the grand hall.

>>43317811
>you will never build your own perfect wife
soon you will be able to

>>43317571
The Ryu cousin in the next room over

>>43317557
She's gonna reverse mating press you

>>43317826
>build and program almost 1:1 copy of ideal mosntegirl waifu
>almost functionally the same, maybe some metal seams or LED eyes giving it partially away
>portals open
>actually waifu clambers out and sees you making out with her robot version
What could you even do in this situation that doesn't leave either party bitter?

>>43317863
hot position, never heard of it before now.

>>43317866
Nice, twins!

>>43317571
Wurms are dumb and I'd prefer that my wife have hands, so dragon.

God wants you to marry foxes.

>>43317596
It'd depend on my mental state. Spaghetti doesn't always fall from my pockets, but I'd need to notice that she's flirting, decide I care, and be alert enough to take the opportunity she's presenting to talk my way into her pants. I'd still need some allowance for pasta, though.

>>43317866
Blast the robot with mana, there are ways to bring treasured objects to life.

Double the arms for double the hugs

man i want to wake up in mobtown and see all the cute monsters with outragerously curvy bodys

>>43317930
Not an option yet. But maybe they'll add a marriage scene with her in a possible update of Labyrinth of Chaos in the THIRD part of the game.
>>43317949
Anon, if God wasn't a fan of the nephilim, what makes you think he wants half-kitsune?

>>43317276
Anon she'll still be able to smell you, it's a trick! Monster law states grabbing ass is a marriage proposal!

>>43312976
This world sucks, please send help.

Would you date a lonely Buddhist Dragon who keeps making earthquakes with her songs?

>>43317596
I would give in to most monsters anon, only reason I'd resist is being afarid of making the wrong choice. I don't want to break my heart or theirs y'know?
I think the first thing I'd do is probably go to the church of Eros for guidance.

>Can this bacteria found in the cloaca of egyptian snakes be the key to low-methane cattle?

Greek goddess (will may get screw you in more ways than one), egyptian goddess (you will most likely be seen as an inferior peasant, even if she likes you), norse goddess (breath definitely stinks and everyone is stupid as fuck) or hindu goddess (you might have to endure being stepped on once in a while).

Don't touch it.

>>43318195
>goddess
cringe

>>43318223
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

>>43318207
I don't even see anything. These Order brand glasses are great.

>>43318245
The hell are those blobs on her legs? Are those her pockets?

>>43318207
you can't stop me

>>43318207
>Go into the Pound Town Dive Bar
>Sign Says do not touch bouncers as the establishment can't be held liable for aggressive marriages
>I have 1 too many peanut butter whiskys and touch the base of the hellhound bouncers tail
>

>>43318207
I'm touching it

Best chimera combos bros?

>>43318207
If it shouldn't be touched, why is it so prominently displayed?

What would the combination be (name, appearance, etc.)

>>43318377
T. Man kicked out of every museum he's ever visited

>>43318537
That was one time and it's the anubis curator's fault for not putting a rope up to stop me

>>43318531
That is one wholesome looking Paloma

Will I get the monster wife I need or the one I want? Or do I get the one I want but also need?

>>43318576
I just got an image in my head of Indiana Anon attempting to steal an Anubi's panties and when she protests he simply states that they belong in a museum.

I want tea now. Who would make it best? Ms. Hatter's special tea is banned, BTW.

>>43318682
I'm sure they're old and dusty enough to be there. "borrowing" ancient mamono relics would be fun. I should've been a archaeologist

>>43318732
>Dusty
>Ancient, frumpy Anubis who's been alone so long she stopped even bothering to wear panties
>She now dresses exclusively in oversized band shirts from generations ago

>>43318719
A very desperate CC demon, trust me. She won't drug your tea

>challenge a lizardman to battle
>assume it will be an easy fight because she has no weapons and her stance suggests no training
>after you land a few easy hits, she breathes fire on you and instantly incapacitates you
>realize that you mistakenly challenged a dragon

>>43318744
I hope you enjoy being a part of her hoard anon

>>43318740
>Anon goes to reenact the idol swap scene from Raider's
>Lifts up the shirt to swap the panties
>Face full of anubis ass

Holy cow.

>>43318744
>assume it will be an easy fight because... her stance suggests no training
A classic blunder. No stance is the Chad stance.

Support your local dark mage by buying potions and herbs from her. Made exclusively from natural local ingredients none of that artificial mass produced crap.

How would a Malef dragon react if you were really into dragons and thought they were cool as fuck? Would she be smug?

>>43318744
You should explain to her that as a mere female lizard she should've let you win

It's time to stop losing to monsters and time to start winning with monsters.

>>43318801
I will instead rob her shop under the cloak of darkness by nightfall.

>>43312743
https://youtu.be/WyF8RHM1OCg

>>43318830
you are gonna get caught and used as a mana battery

>>43318837
It's the dream we all strive for just with a better girl.

>and then they all bowed before the powerful dragon and her terrible might
>the end
at least it puts the chicks to sleep

>>43318955
It's a woman in a hat. But so is witch. Unlike witch she's boring though.

>>43318971
uoh striped stockings

>>43318955
No human mage I know needs help milking more milk than possible out of her for potions

>>43317571
>Butter-T
Wasn't he despised by many anons?
I can't recall the reason why.

>>43318772
Neither Holy enough, nor enough of a cow.

>>43318994
the art's kind of bland and tends to be paywalled, so maybe?

>>43318994
I know there was a Hellhound tentacle doujin, not sure if there was something worse

Is it more dangerous to order pizza or be a pizza delivery driver in MGC

>>43319046
Ordering pizza because then they know where you live.

>>43319046
It's more dangerous to be the driver. You're forces to come to a monster, when expected, after they've had a chance to prepare and psych themselves up. Delivery drivers have to walk to the door of a potential rape cave on call.

>>43319038
Android 18 NTR.

>>43319046
>delivery girl comes in
>won't give you the box
>says if you want to eat pizza, she'll feed it to you herself
>try to call the cops
>she grabs the phone from you and goes
>"let's not turn this date rape into just rape"
I HATE THE DL
I HATE THE DL

>>43319046
>Get a wife with your pizza
Good deal

>>43319006
Yeah. I remember the paywall being the most disliked thing about him. If he did anything weird, it was non-MGE so people just kinda ignored it.

>>43319110
>it was non-MGE so people just kinda ignored it.
how common.

Why in the world would a Monster want to make a husband out of a human who's done them wrong? Like an Order follower who tried to kill them in a fight or a thug who tried to steal from an honest, hard working Monster? Why do Monsters want to "fix" us so bad, can't they see us humans are rotten and deserve no love? We're villains.

>>43318955
Are angels just Harpies, aka stupid lying birds trying to pretend they are actually creatures that are the result of divine providence? Literally yes

>>43319213
So what you're saying is... humans are the real monsters?