/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43306094
Favourite 2hu is in the hut yet my most hated is also in the hut, truly god gives me his toughest battles

>>43306094
I'm going to the retirement home

>>43306109
In ur way to tap the granny pussy

>>43306094
to the dormitory because im sleepy as fuck and also it'd be fun to be together with doremy komachi and hecatia

>>43306094
Going to the dungeon to practice and train with Yuugi!

>>43306094
Going to the dungeon to get fucked by yuugi

>>43306094
>The Manor
Seems rather chill if it weren't for the fact that Jo'on might raise a ruckus from time to time with her greed
>The Temple
Literally just a bunch of religious people, not interested
>The Slums
Sounds rather weird and fun, probably some mischief to have
>The Dormitory
Chill with a bunch of lazy or emo people
>The Dungeon
Boring unless I want to train my muscles and become stronger
>The Classroom
This one sounds fun, learning a lot of things with keine, eirin, patchouli, akyuu while eiki keep a strict watch over the immature ones
>The Playground
Bunch of kids playing around, though Flandre might end up exploding the entire playground, so not sure...
>The Hut
Relatively chill with a cup of tea
>The Retirement Home
A bunch of old grannies, would sit down to relax with 'em
>The Warehouse
I don't know, storing up snipers or lunar technology or shit?
>The Stall
Maybe if I want to buy something, Tenshi and Marisa sound annoying tho

who tf would even go to the dungeon

>>43306094
Dorm easily

>>43306302
Does that mean you are a sleepyhead anon?

>>43306094
The Warehouse, it has minimal youkai and no pesky celestials.

>>43306094
Retirement home. I just wanna rest.

>>43306439
>I just wanna rest.
Why didn't you choose the dormitory instead?

>>43306094
The Temple seems like the only place where I can be fairly sure to wake up alive and with all my possessions still on me.

>>43306094
Where is the leather club?

>>43306094
The Manor because Satori's there

>>43306094
There aren't every 2hus therefore it's a shit list

>>43306566
>t. mima fan

>>43306094
Where is Mokou?

>>43306575
Nope
In fact I rather not put PC-98hus in there

>>43306094
nah man why is heca in the dormitory?

>>43306443
I want to retire.

>>43306565
Aren’t you even a little afraid of having your mind read?

>>43306094
The Retirement Home because there is a hot lady among those hags.

>>43306730
based, imagine the hags canoodling you

>>43306094
The Retirement Home. Surely it should have some games of wit like Shogi or Mahjong. Beating all the grannies there is obviously the thinking man's choice.

And also what this Anon said >>43306730

>>43306094
Is this chart based on something? Some of those locations are nonsensical.

>>43307180
i know right? why is hecatia in the dormitory? she's not lazy or anything

>>43306730
How could someone find Kasen erotic? She has rotting arm

>>43306094
I-is there a field in this list...?

>>43307347
there is yuuka sitting on a chair while watching the kids in the playground

>>43307248
The arm makes her twice as erotic when it stops being just an arm.

>>43306094
depends on which group i get the most sex

>>43306094
I will, in order
Wake up at the retirement home, delivering breakfast to each of the residents, perhaps being helped in this task by Ran, ensuring a sugar free diet if their health requires it, and so on. I will do that for all of them except Kasen who does it on her own & who i'll probably see while tending to everyone else.
Then i'll go to the temple, drop a penny or two, and wish for prosperity for myself and those around me.
Make my way to the dungeon, spend an hour doing exercise with Ichirin, who I feel is the most likely to give me reasonable exercise, having been a resident of Myouren and all.
After working up such a sweat, i'd be quite hungry, so i'd go to the stall, buy some tricolor dangos from Ringo and a roasted sweet potato from Shizuha if she offers some. I'll buy a few extra dangos so I can give out a few throughout the day.
A meal is only complete with a drink, so i'd make my way to the hut next to enjoy tea time with Narumi & Mamizou. Maybe if Mamizou's playful we can play three card monte. Larva looked as happy as ever so I'd give her one of the dangos I got.
A nice meal like that tens to make me sleepy, so a little nap wouldn't hurt, so we're heading to the Dormitory next. Doremy can hopefully ensure I have a good nap, and waking up to the cute guests would be a pleasant sight.
The morning would have been quite physical as you've seen above, so i'll spend the rest of the day sitting down or something not too exhausting.
First stop, the classroom. The infinite wisdom of its many guests might help me learn a thing or two in there. If not well I guess I can always play with Shinmy.
Coming out of this hopefully wiser than when I entered, I would probably share this knowledge with the Hifuus at the warehouse. If the day wasn't particularly fruitful, perhaps one of the Reisens would want to vent about their daily lives, or maybe i'll entertain Sagume and have a conversation with her, if you could call it that, given that she'd probably write everything or be really careful with words.
After such a studious endeavor, i've got the sudden urge of pleasing my inner child, so I'll go to the playground, and i'd probably try and play catch with Aunn. She's a very good girl after all. If Kogasa is to try to scare me or the fairies try to prank me, I'll try and play along. It shouldn't be too much of a bother.
Finally i'll head to the manor and offer Kaguya, Remilia, Satori and Joon to have a gaming session. If they're up for it, we could have snacks delivered to us by the maids and enjoy a good time together, so long as you can bear Remilia's relative immaturity, needing a game that Satori cant just cheat at, Kaguya's excessive amount of game time in everything, or Joons general attitude.
Finally, i'd make my way back to the retirment home which I believe is the ideal residence, and take a nice nap, maybe helping just as I did waking up.
Maybe i'll go to the slums some day.

>>43306094
The classroom sounds boring but maybe koishi can vivify things with her lively demeanor

>>43306094
>>The Retirement Home
Surely you meant the Teenage Idols Agency.