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>[smug squelch]

>>43303312
Understood. Posting bat related monster

What would a Monster of dignity and high status like a Dragon, Ice Queen or Pharaoh do if a bunch of humans who all simultaneously wanted her favor started a brawl to decide who is best suitor for her in which the last man standing gets the right to ask her out?

>>43303319
Dangerously smug

>>43303324
i would not a vampire

>>43303347
More undead dorks for me then

>>43303312
>>43303324
Fruit bats are wonderful and bloodsuckers suck.

Mamano don't have copyright law so they quickly begin opening knockoffs of our worlds restaraunts and products, of course they aren't one for one copys, what is your favorite Mamano owned establishment? Mine is Carols Jr Mondonalds, a Hellhound owned and operated establishment, I hear that for a single human male you get a free extra big ass fry and drink for your first visit, I don't see no potential downsides to this deal.

>>43303357
Anon, think of the advertisers!

>>43303365
My bad, I don't need a vacation.

>challenges you to a yugioh duel
>if you lose you have to marry her
>she goes first and immediately draws exodia

>>43303375
I don't know how to play anyways, jokes on her.

>>43303375
I only know how to play MTG

>>43303375
Fuck off my wife is the Blue Eyes White Dragon now and forever.

>>43303375
>big ears
>powerful eyes
>sharp teeth
help

>>43303352
I want that Dhampir

>>43303375
B-but I don't know how to play

>>43303297
Hahaha! Look at that fat slug! She's so big and fat! And she's slow too. I would never get caught by a dumb slow slug like her, I could run a mile away before she moves a few inches.

>>43303426
Of course anon, you should run circles around her. Get behind her and molset the tentacles on her back

How do you guys escape a stalker wight? Help bros I'm scared

>>43303431
I don't know, sounds like a trap to me.

>>43303388
>>43303395
>>43303406
>>43303420
>loses my forfeit
>>43303438
Tell her she's just a zombie who learned to wash her hair.

>>43303456
I would never try to trick you, plus if she's so fat like you said she won't be able to grab you

>>43303438
put a sign saying "Brown Monsters Only!" in front of your house

>>43303476
>put up "Brown Monsters Only" sign
>she thinks you're seeing other women
>particularly poor, swarthy, peasant women
What could go wrong?

>>43303463
That Anubis cheated! I want to try a different game!
>>43303463
She's trying to rip my door apart with her claws now, she said "I'll show you the difference between a wight and zombie all night long!"

>>43303498
>particularly poor, swarthy, peasant women
I hope pharaoh-san from next door didn't hear that

>>43303476
>She shows up with a really bad spray tan

>>43303498
She has the audacity to call a Pharaoh a "poor, swarthy, peasant woman".

>>43303498
Tan lines or brown skin > pasty white girls

>>43303498
>Tanned farm girl kiki who makes the best hearty breakfasts
>Brown holst who promises she makes chocolate milk
>Upbeat tanned centaur with blonde hair who asks you if you need a ride everyday
>Barn cat girl who sunbathes the day away when she’s not bullying large mice
>Dark skinned p’orc twins who love to mud wrestle and challenge you everyday
Yes please

Consider the following:
>Lioness MGs are big
>Lioness MGs are also quick shots but mate a lot when they're in the mood
>They build a pride of five or six around their husband
>Are the sort of 'emulsifying' agent of Chimera magic because of having something like the 'Ruler Of Beasts' magic similar to the Pharaoh's voice.

>>43303516
>>43303519
>anon caused a race war by trying to turn down yandere wight
She is a wight supremacist, afterall

>>43303549
You know damn well she smells like pure grease.

>>43303530
imagine brown bun thighs

>Wightposting
Didn't know there were black anons in this thread

>>43303297
You are not immune to elf propaganda.

>>43303591
Thirsty elven hands posted this

>>43303591
I shall defeat elves with love and affection!

>43303577
fuck off

>>43303577
Black anons fuck wight girls
White anons fuck dog girls
Don’t know what Asians fuck I guess slime and squid girls.

they dont want you to know this, but fluffy eared girls are weak to pats. they will always accept pats when offered.

The only kind of elves I like are the ones with blue skin, tails, and horns.

>>43303591
Yes I am.

>>43303608
Okay but now how do I get away?

>>43303624
you don't

>>43303624
call her a good girl. this will shock her for a moment and give you time to escape,

i like this mushy

>>43303375
hmm. that is very unlikely. i think this dog might be cheating...

>first 2 hours of serving anon and he hasn't confessed yet

How trustworthy is cheshire?

I usually like pale women, but brown monster are fine too

>>43303624
>>43303641
>>43303643
Hellhounds lose their power if you uncross that bit of their bangs kind of like other girls when you get rid of their ahoge

>>43303675
Miss Cheshire is completely trustworthy.
> Her love language is always pranks.
> And she loves you more and more every day.
> Also, genuinely enjoys memes.
And anal.

>>43303680
what if the hound doesn't come with bangs?

>>43303675
Just slightly above fox tier because even though chesh uses trickery she never outright lies like those vile wicked dirty vixens do

>>43303746
Mess with her hair until she's got that x then get rid of it. Instant power loss. It's totally a defensive measure and just an excuse to play with her hair

>>43303755
So, the fox always lies, but what happens when the fox admits that she lies?

>>43303755
>he doesn't know

>>43303567
>Oden
That is a soup pot, not a deep fryer.

>>43303549
Well she’s probably boiling hot
Otherwise she wouldn’t be Oden

how do i stop succs from harassing in public? most of them dont even have to touch you nowadays to make you cum. i want to stop carrying an extra pair of underwear everywhere just because some 900 something old hag pretending to be a school girl wanted to test out a new spell she just learned from a montube video.

>>43303784
So she would smell like a soup kitchen.

>>43303789
If Miss Oden had one eye missing, she'd be Miss Odin!

>>43303791
Get robotized though this has a side effect of attracting gremlins and automatons to you.

>>43303680
Hellhounds are also weak to cuddling. If she's trying to rape you, simply lay down and offer yourself as little spoon. Sneak off when she falls asleep. Works 100% of the time, trust me

>>43303755
>Posting Ahri
She's not even a real fox girl.

>>43303830
Here's a real, 100% AMERICAN fox girl. Just foxin' it up America-style.

>>43303850
aw frig, my burgers...

>>43303850
aggressive american red fox...

>>43303830
>fox ears
>whiskers
>mofu x9
>succs your spirit energy
Fox

>>43303864
they're easy to deal with. just give them burgs and they will leave you alone.

>>43303820
I don't think he's getting away with her leg over him like that

>>43303876
pov: you dont have a burg.

>>43303869
She's literally the same race as Rango, Itty Bitty Bird Titty, Naminé, and Monke.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

Also been contemplating holst breath and bapho breath recently!

>>43303791
take your wife with you, duh

>>43303882
New lore is trash just disregard it
In fact lore in the mg thread is trash in general, im just here for monmusu tits n ass and mofu

>>43303791
Wear your order purity ring, it acts as a shield against their unholy magics

>>43303881
Only if demonic energy can fix my ED

Fox breath isn't worth sniffing. Under no circumstances should you ever sniff a fox's breath

is it you or your mg that says this?

>>43303850
this is my fetish

>>43303882
>noooooo you don’t understand it’s really Original the Species!
Nice try Riot

>>43304049
>Every things
I love ESL monster girls!

>>43304053
That’s how you know they’re the real deal.

>>43304043
Yes

>>43304043
Depends on who's taking the lead at the time

>>43304097
how do you decide that ?

>>43304043
It'd be me. But I'd probably only do it early on, and then admit I can't handle it if she does get too rough with me, as I bet most mamono can go harder than I'm comfortable with.

>>43303561
All anon had to do was the fuck the Wight. But they didn't and now started a race war.
Why are anons like this?

>>43304113
High-stakes games of rock paper scissors or really any game

brazillan kakuen or latina lamia

Why are fairies so powerful?

The fox may have a little soul energy, as a treat

>>43304151
People always underestimate them, since they're usually super nice and friendly. If you come across a aggressive one however....it's over

Going on a safari to tease lion girls and other exotic monsters from the safety of an armored van

>>43304132
A lot of Anons don't know what it's like to get attention from the opposite sex, and we turn into just the worst divas when we finally get it.

Should you REALLY trust and be confident with random-ass Zipangese Women? So many baka-gaijin lusting and uwwoo'ing for Zipangese Women in Ukatas and Kimonos.

>>43304166
Only one Zipangu native is completely, 100% trustworthy: Miss Ushi.

I want Gazer to help me with my anxiety.

i want to have sex with the nuns in oldtown

>>43304166
good thing I'm only flirting with ms ushi!

>>43304244
Ms. Ushi's hotspring is the best hotspring in ages.

>>43304132
I don't know. The more important question is which team you're on. Team ded or team sunkissed?
>>43304211
>no gazer bully to hypnotize me into doing embarrassing things for her

>>43304233
Fuck them nuns

SEX FOR THE PURPOSE OF IMPREGNATION WITH GAZER

>>43304310
Based.

>>43304310
HALT!

>>43304132
>Why are Anons like this
If I fuck the tismdog I have someone to play vidya and boardgames with

>>43304310
Where'd you get that pic, Anon? The MBI is after you now!

>>43304349
Pfft I'm not scared of some horny monsters, it's not like they'll do anything

>>43304370
Enjoy your posting vacation, then, as eventually a mod will wake up and catch you.

>>43304310
HOLY BASED

>>43304387
Nonsense, I'm very sneaky and clever!
Also how many MBI hebis do you have?

>>43304244
i think some of the more subtle stuff might go over her head

>>43304404
I have 4, but I ended up numbering them 0, 1, 2, and 4, because I was tired when I did it.

>>43304404
Last one! Good night and good luck with your ban.

>>43304387
>>43304418
>>43304423
I don't care who the IRS sends; I'm not paying a virginity tax or getting married!

>>43304427
>What are the tanukis going to do, send me to the jail I don't pay for?

>>43304272
She can see the future through alternate realities. If she wants me to do something for her, it's probably a good idea.
Also, focusing on and completing simple tasks does wonders for my anxiety.

>>43304423
Noooooooo please let me keep my monogamy rights! She can't do this!

Love Hebi!

>>43304459
Ms hebi is very scary

>>43304464
the breadth of her love can be overwhelming at first

>>43304464
You mean cute? She loves you

Computer generate a complete copy of the senior staff including Captain Corn. Now change the scenery to be a maze-like mansion and spread each of them throughout it. Make each of them extremely infatuated with me, and give them the goal of chasing me down and confessing their love before I escape the mansion. Disengage safety protocols and run program.

reading the /JP/ thread with my wife!!

>>43304456
I don't get it. Is she afraid of water?

>>43304482
>>43304485
Ms hebis way of showing love is scary, please help she's trying to blast me with spirit fire

imagine getting iseaked to MGE but you were a lichs frankestein or homoculi

>>43304566
So an undead incubus? Why should I care?

>>43304551
accept the hebi fire

Good night Anons take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that small bun gals may need a friend to keep them company while you are out at work.
Their siblings or other smaller species like giant rat girls will help them avoid being lonely while you're away.

>>43303530
>>Dark skinned p’orc twins who love to mud wrestle and challenge you everyday
I always refuse to fight them because then they'll know I'm the masked wrestler The Flying Anon and I don't want anyone to know my secret identity!

>>43303375
Well She can't win then. If I remember well getting Exodia first turn don't allow to trigger the win condition. Also that means that your hand is a full brick. You can only pass. That would allow me to win second turn with an ancient gear OTK or setup a full lock down board with mystic mine and all. I win and I'm the one getting married to the autism dog.

>>43304571
not really, you would be either made of undead bodyparts or a being made through alchemical means but that doesnt really matter but would you date basically your creator/mom?

I see you walking alone anon

>>43304577
It doesn't seem like I have a choice....

>>43304614
Don't remind me, I just lost my dog and night walks don't just feel the same anymore without him, you know?

>>43304485
maybe if i explain to ms hebi i've been love-starved most of my life and can't handle the huge amounts of love she's putting out she'll dial it back to tolerable amounts of love

>>43304614
>can you please not do that head rotation thing it’s really creepy

>>43304649
>tell hebi you are love starved
>she gets into a love frenzy

I want a Zombie harem so bad...

>>43304686
just gather them at the zombie park, they are free to pick up!

>>43304730
How many do you have? I have sixteen.

>>43304734
I snuck into a lich lab a got 25

>>43304043
Me, I want to get mindbroken very badly.

>>43304734
i took just the 2 i need

>>43304734
i stole a nun zombie and a zombie cop

>>43304741
What does it mean when a bunch of undead are having a dance party outside your house?

>>43304756
They will be yelling "Thriller!" and doing a coordinated dance

>>43304741
>A bunch of undead doing thriller on your front lawn in an attempt to seduce you
I would fold fast

Don't buy an oni a drink to be nice, they will take it as a marriage proposal

>>43304761
can't help when they have good taste in music
>you even see wights and vampires doing thriller on your lawn

>>43304456
Reminds me of my shiba

Demon (American)

>>43304784
Is she trying to eat the burger or devour it's soul?

>>43304759
I think I'll lock my doors just in case

>>43303327
she'd probably telephone her single cousins and other unwed minor noble mamono she knows, to act as cosolation prizes for whoever doesn't win the brawl for her. Cause you know, it would be a pity to see brave men fight so hard for her hand in marriage only to come second in the brawl.

>>43304759
>Anon buys a new house! It was surprisingly cheap.
>Only potential issue is that it's directly opposite the local graveyard.
>He doesn't mind, he doesn't believe in ghosts, ghouls and all that.
>First night he lies in bed.
>He can hear what sounds like music from across the road.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_CN9qz7vOM

Remember: The red fox is the largest of the various fox species.

>>43304806
I don't believe anything about foxes when it comes to size

>>43304811
I am weak to freckle foxes, so I will believe when she says that she is a cup c!

>>43304802
Will Anon confront the Undead partying in the cemetery and tell them to keep it down? Or just buy earplugs and hope they eventually stop?

>>43304817
Maybe he'll get help from different plant monstergirls instead

>>43304802
>next night
>anon joins in by singing the whole song of thriller
>instant heart pupils of the undead

>>43304823
Did you just posted one of my fantasies?

>>43304831
>Anon locks eyes with a Vampire.
>"...As horror looks you right between the eyes"
>Anon can't move as she moves closer.
>"You're paralyzed!..."

>>43304831
>he doesn't know every song from the king of pop
undead are not the only one who would swoon

>>43304842
I normally wouldn't a leech but that's smooth, way too smooth for her to have thought of it. Did she steal that from a monster dating advice site?

cait sith

>>43304855
No. She stole it from a smooth criminal

>You have been hit by a smooth criminal
t. Local pedo joining the Sabbath

>>43303327
A bunch of men are exhausting themselves? Oh no, it'd be a shame if a bunch of monsters into raucous men came to drag them away after they're too tired to fight back!

>>43304870
I got hit by one of those! Damn tanuki never paid me a cent, but my nurse was nice.

>>43304870
>>43304875
https://youtu.be/h_D3VFfhvs4
Annie are walking?

>>43304880
>but my nurse was nice.
How did she looked like?

>>43304823
A good starter, then I'm gonna hit them with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeeJhEpeUfc
No Undead can resist.

>>43304896
Tall, horny, radiant smile if you could see it past her tits, strong legs.

>>43304823
A good starter, then I'm gonna hit them with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qa5VpF3mmo
No Undead can resist.

>>43304893
Anni veut des gnocchis
Ayouuuuuu

>>43304845
But what if I manage to dance like him?

I told her I was having trouble focusing...

>>43303591
is it really propaganda when it's true?

I need a name for a Golem. Give me one quickly!

>>43305018
use minerals

>>43304956
Foolish mistake anon, now she's going to make you focus on her forever

>>43305018
Rocky
Sodium

>>43305022
Went with "Sapphire". You know who doesn't get many stories? Golem.
You know who just wrote one? I did.
It's kinda Jewish

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46713640

>>43305081
Thanks anon I'll read it now

>>43304784
God bless America

were there ever any mge content creator sucides?

>>43303312
>Bats sleep upside down
>She has absolute massive breasts
Seems impractical.

>>43305081
It was cute, I like how you used mara instead of Eros for the spell

>>43305143
Golems are ancient, so an ancient goddess is needed.

>>43305166
Wait mara is older than Eros? Which section is it on the wiki?

>>43304049
>foxes jealous of their zipangese and mist continent counterparts.

>>43305170
I don't remember and now that I'm looking for it I can't even find a mention of her. Well whatever, Mara is an old testament name anyway

>>43304053
>herro, gaijin-san wants mofu yes? then sucky suck and fuck fuck?

>>43305081
I will read that after work, I hope It's not too Jewish tho, I don't like the long-nose tribe

>>43305221
Anon it's extremely Jewish, to the point it might in fact be offensive. I tried to make the main character's father speak the same way the father in Maus talks

>>43305230
Do you mean like old Jewish myth or current Jew/pol/?

>>43305230
Dr Flayer with fix your mind break anon

Why is Bapho-chan so adorable?

>>43305238
I just think it sounds funny is all

>>43305238
Whoops meant for>>43305221

>>43305238
>>43305243
I'm not mind broke, I just don't like Jew, nog, sand nog, gypsies, anglos, chinks and mutts. I just want a nice werecat and a farm in my country side, no more busy town...

>>43305236
More like overwhelmingly stereotypical Jewish, with none of the really bad ones.
Think of a stereotypical Italian without the mob stereotype

>>43305262
It's just a story of a guy who makes a Golem gf while his parents argue, don't overthink it you crazy person

>>43305270
I thought it was really funny, it's how my friends Jewish parents fought and bickered

>>43305262
>wants to destroy his human bloodline by mixing with literally different species
>cares about race
Flayers are going to have a LOT of work to do when portals open

Kuroferuru with clothing on

>>43305268
Aaaaaaaaaaaah, mb seems like a really good idea.
>>43305283
Well, my bloodline is already destroy because I won't touch 3D. Portal or no sexo.

Guys I think my kiki is autistic

>>43305302
Yer fucking a spider, anon

>>43305285
Nothing against Kuroferuru, but Bapho-chan is cooler

>>43305299
But you didn't let it die in peace, instead the rest of your family's genealogical tree is going to look like a circus freak show with animal ears, horse pussy or tentacles.
Is this really what your ancestors wanted?
the answer is yes

>>43305311
Circus show? Nope, just some cat ears and a tail on my daughter and nothing weird on my son.

>>43305305
She's not a spider, idiot. She just told me she has a genetic condition that gives her multiple legs and a gigantic ass.

>>43305285
The tat on her head is cool as fuck

>>43305302
Hey anon, uh I think your ""Kiki"" might be a spider

>>43305320
Seems legit. She wouldn't lie.

>>43305318
>fluffy cat paws
>cat tail
>cat ears
anon, your wife and daughters would be making a bank in a XIX century freak show

>>43305343
Speak bad again of my fictional family and You will be thrown in the Alp pit

>>43305268
This gives me some ideas of stereotypical nationalities once monsters adapt to them.
>rare outback cheshire
>makes the best shitposts
>takes you to the beach to surf with her
>beats the shit out of any spider girls who try to enter your home
>sexually harasses the crocodile girl who lives in the pond in your backyard
Just imagine what Australian wonderland is like.

>>43305363
I don't know why but I like Aussies and their country. Seems like a nice place, would fug and marry that chesh.

Whats the scariest way MGE could interact with your life?
Like seeing MG's step out of portals behind new crews? them randomly exploring the street? Zombie horde like numbers of lesser succs?

>>43305363
I still think about that one Aussie that got cursed to be forever in the MGE equivalent of Australia, cause he hates it there

>>43305385
Wut?

>>43305385
>Aussie MGE
oh god, imagine a huntswoman spider running full speed at you

Me begging a monster not to ruin my family lineage that has remained pure and human for over a century by taking my seed through rape!
Me trying to appeal to her morals by saying to think of my poor old human parents and how they'd react to such a thing with their conservative minds!
Me crying and telling her it would be so shameful to my family tree that in my own eyes I would only be able to atone for such a sin through suicide!
Her actually feeling enough pity to leave me alone and not ruin my...
Phew! That was a close one, it seems crying and begging enough actually makes the monsters listen! I'm saved!

>>43305393
That actually really pathetic anon, please reconsider...

>>43305416
Listen, not every family line out there needs to have Monster blood in it, you'd be removing something unique from the world if you poisoned all the proud, pure human dynasties like that. I've gotta do what I gotta do to protect mine, even if it makes me pathetic.
Only Lilims would disagree.

>>43305433
>not every family line out there needs to have Monster blood in it
I disagree.

>>43305378
I definitely think it would be scarier if their takeover was more insidious or covert.
>tamamo rock breaks
>sightings of monsters roaming the forest at night, looking into buildings, and caught on some cctv cameras
>elites in complete panic mode
>people just go missing all the time
>constant worldwide blackouts
>TV is telling you not to go outside, don't listen to voices, shut off all your lights, lock your doors, don't harm or threaten to harm yourself or others as it will attract them, and don't trust any one who you don't see constantly, no matter how human they seem
>news tells you bullets, knives, or any physical harm won't do much to stop them
>they can show up anywhere, anytime, and have magic that can take control of your mind
I think a slower approach is definitely the more frightening one. Would be a good laugh when we all look back at how scared we were.

>>43305440
t. Lilim

>>43305444
>Lock my self in the basement
>Shotgun always pointing towards the only door or on my head
>Constant fear and panic state
>Dead from a heart attack alone in the dark
Yeah really funny...

>>43305467
Stop polluting the thread with your schizoposting. If you don't like monster girls, you can leave at any time and nobody will miss you.

>>43305472
I just want to be resurrected by an apprentice necromancer...

>>43305350
What's the Alp pit?

>>43305502
Like a snake pit but for faggots

>>43305467
>suddenly wake up from heart attack
>still in your dark room
>door creaks open agonizingly slow
>scramble to grab your shotgun and point the barrel of the rifle towards the door
>nothing happens for minutes, still hyperventilating
>decide to confront your fear head on, slowly walking through your house
>hear a giggle in your backyard
>slowly approach your sliding glass door until you see a feminine silhouette in your backyard
>torn garments, gray corpselike skin, and piercing purple eyes, her delicate face coiling into a sinister smile
>point your gun at the door and fire, the sound of the blast echoes into the cold night
>you are only greeted with only the sight of darkness outside
>it's a reflection
Then anon lived happily ever after with his new wife

>>43305378
ghost town shit and figures in the night

>>43305389
can't find it in the archives but a while back anons where discussing Australian monsters, an aussie started ranting how much he hated the place and its woman so an anon cursed him to forever be in the cultural, political and climate equivalent of Australia with no escape

>>43305516
Why do they have to be mean like that...

I wonder what's on TV...

>>43303375
>if you lose you have to marry her
and if you win she has to marry you

>>43305511
Ah, so it's full of lustfully hungry Alps.

>>43305467
>hear a noise on the other side of the door
>fire at the door until the gun is empty
>open the door to check if you killed whatever it was
>the purple woman is riddled with holes but doesn't seem at all bothered by them
>her body starts reforming as she advances towards you

>>43305592
the fear makes it hotter

>>43305592
>>43305602
but what happens after shoggy melts you down to take you elsewhere

>>43305529
That's a nice story. But I grew up with a different kind of show. I grew up with Thunder Punch. It's about a Wyvern who punches people with lightning. She's Thunder Punch.

>>43305619
more of a Space Outlaw Anon kinda guy

>>43303791
lmao lrn 2 parry scrub

Rockbiters!

>>43305529
>>43305619
You'll anons are lucky you get neat TV shows. But for us desert dwellers, here in the desert we get Khemri TV:

>"I shall have you beaten with the thirty chariots for such insolence!"
>t. Pharaoh or Anubis to an Apophis

>"By Ptra, if this is what you call journalism I am going to shoot myself right here right now."
>t. Anbuis pundit to a Ratatoskr

>"Where do you think the cartoon character Squish Todd Rhombus-Trousers acquired his watermelon home under the sea? Through jihad!"

>"Watch your purplish serpent tongue or I will give you a taste of my shoe!!!"
>t. Pharaoh pundit to an apophis pundit

>"Even though, according to Khemri Law. Dickson Cat must be killed in all cases."
>t. a Sphinx judge

>"The solution for rebellious and bratty human boys who've sworn allegiance to House Atreides is Rape Correction!"
>t. A arachne girl wearing skimpy latex BDSM suit

>"WHERE ARE THE DOCUMENTS, FARFOUR!?"
>t. A skit depicting Mossad Danukis beating and interrogating an amateurish mascot suit of a mouse girl

>>43305863

How many maids am I allowed to hire from the meido supply agency?

>>43305876
One per ten square feet

>>43305863
Khemri tv is awesome and hilarious

>>43305592
MCREADY BURN THAT THING!

>>43306081
>The Thing (202X) is about a shog that keeps multiplying and its offspring claim the research crew one by one
I'm getting fucking tired of those mamono remakes bastardizing our pop culture, first The Lord of the Cockrings and now this

zomboobies

>>43306133
Zombie harems

Bapho-chan!
Bapho-chan!
Bapho-chan!

>>43306103
LORD OF THE COCKRINGS? BROTHER?

>>43306176
Yeah, that was a smashing hit at MGC cinemas last summer

I want to hire a kiki maid, how do I makes sure that She don't go rogue on me? Are chastity belt really effective to keep them in check?

>>43306285
just make sure they're academy certified

>>43306307
So the one from the Academy are just regular kiki maid that You can hire only to take care of your house? No sex or wedding involved even if You're a lonely men working from home in his workshop?

i love my jub jubby

>mock a dark mage hag hitting on me by telling her she's old enough to be my grandma and that she should go bake cookies
>mfw she takes me home and actually does bake cookies and they're delicious, probably the cookies I've ever had
...Yeah okay, hag, you win this time, I will date you.

post more zomboobies and zombooties

>>43306307
i like the unlicensed ones

>>43306377
She's not real though

>>43305529
don't forget Black Knight's theme song/boss battle music
https://youtu.be/p61YjWczwLM

>>43305863
>>"The solution for rebellious and bratty human boys who've sworn allegiance to House Atreides is Rape Correction!"
That's what I've always been sayin! Ordos for life, and you will never change that.

>>43306545
>BIG hellhound clumsily tries to pass as a totally legit kiki maid
>you're too intimidated to point it out and play along

>>43306557
You're not real

>>43306588
BIG maids are the best, feral kikis can also sometimes be very big

>>43306636
I don't want an untamed/untameable maid. That's pointless

>>43306677
i guess, but i didn't really need a maid to begin with either

>>43306736
I'm a lazy cunt, if I can come back from work with a dinner ready and all the tedious tasks done, It's mean more Vidya time. Also I heard that mamonos maids are really cheap.

>>43306571
Have you considered merchandise?

>>43306636
>ask shog where you're supposed to sleep after she consumes the bed
>she lies down on the floor and starts growing until she's big enough to sleep on

Small maids are the best, imagine the lolis in their frilly maid uniforms and frilly lingerie under those uniforms.
Or the maid uniforms that are frilly lingerie.

>>43306786
Wow, She's beautiful but wood on skin don't feel good. I think that I would reconvert my self into a toy maker if portals open. Seeing all those young child happy from things I builded with my hands would maybe chase the bad thoughts.

>>43306807
perfect size for those hard to reach places

Picking up and vigorously shaking my holst-chesire to get fresh milkshakes

An Alp grabs your junk and says "No homo bro."
What do

>>43306851
Personally I like to gently pull her tail until milk slowly come out.

>>43306844
Rope yourself ESL.

>>43306854
Hit it with a rolled up newspaper

>>43306786
I'm going to collect one of every construct.
Automaton, Golem, Living Doll, and whatever Zipangu wants to call that one.

>>43306844
And they shall call him Gepetto

>>43306854
Slap that faggot into the concrete. I'm not gay.

>>43306854
Shout "I don't know you" and kick her in the testicles.

My Shog is trying to eat me
Help

>>43306911
No She doesn't, now stop being a little rat and fuck her ffs.

>>43306911
Anon, if your Shog is trying to engulf you in her mass that just means she wants to mindmeld with you for sexy times. Stop being a pansy and divebomb into her mass already.

>>43306911
curious shogs taste things to understand them
let her gum you for a while

>>43306677
I want a maid that will do all the boring cleaning stuff/cooking, and then after that's all done, will rape me to 'alleviate her boredom'

>>43306868
You first mutt
>>43306881
I have no idea how to work with wood but I can make plastic toys (thanks to Warhammer)
Making little figures from for boys and girls of knight and dragons, police men and robbers, space explorers and aliens... Sculpting or building miniatures from other toys and recasting them. Painting them in the kid's favorite color schemes. I could also use 3d printing to help the production process or to make custom toys. I would hurt myself with chemical poisoning but Unicorn doctors will mitigate it anyway m.

>>43304043
I wonder if there's a zombie skilled enough that can make me feel like that, imagine a zombie taking the lead and riding you like a pro.

>>43306851
Is this how they make chocolate milkshakes? Think of the poor holsts!

>>43306786
I want a magna saber toy

>>43307029

>>43307046
Do you know what nemesis means?

>>43304043
My mg

>>43306848
>perfect size for those hard to reach places
And they don't have any either

>blocks your path

>>43307096
>Buckler
Get a real shield!
I bet she doesn't even phalanx fight.

Self care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

>>43306786
Is this basically what the Zipangese call a "Karakuri?" Zipangu themed automaton but made of wood and puppet-doll like?

ded

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1650486636785074177
Can this lazy hack make another profile on post progress on the game? The patreon is a glorified q&a which isn't exactly the height of paid content.

>>43307256
Is malef out yet?

>>43307264
Nope. Check at the end of each month if you care about that one.

Bapho-chan is cute and funny!

>>43307264
In May or June probably which is ridiculous.

>>43307264
>>43307288
or just check it at kemono.party (https://kemono.party/patreon/user/13283247)) where it was leaked

>>43307414
>In May or June
Did KC actually say that?

>>43307096
>sword
Gun goes ratatatata

Sorry monsters, I'm not really interested in marriage. We can still be friends though!

>>43307615
You can't spell "girlfriend" or "boyfriend" without "friend"

>>43307615
>things you should never say around monsters

>>43307652
There is no hope for him, either the pyrows get him or some hag corrects him.

>>43305320
An ass you can literally set a tray on sure could be convenient for a servant.

>>43305540
Just chant "no homo" and you'll be fine.

>>43305444
MGEfags have an unfair advantage in this scenario, but the "what ifs" would still be terrifying.

shes coming for you.

>>43307685
I wouldn't trust a succubus if she said she wasn't the soul-stealing kind of succubus because that's exactly what the soul-stealing kind of succubus would say.

>>43307707
Wish she'd hurry up.

>>43307713
Those are the "what ifs." Monsters would be really shitty in real life without manynof the safeties included in Kenkou's world. We'd be most able to see if those are present, but before then? Yeesh.

>"Human, you would be much wiser to have sex with a holy angel like myself. It is your divine duty."
>"Hey, hot stuff, you should have sex with me instead and unleash your inner sinner, better to rule in hell and take what's yours am I right?"

Well? Which way anon?

>>43307788
im going for the holy wurm nun, shes the most fertile and cute after all

>>43307788
I find the pink flavor angel hiding in the back

>>43307788
I join Charles gang.

>>43307788
Get the demon to help me make the angel fall.

>>43307029
I'm pretty sure that Jiangshi are extremely skilled in that regard, with all the hopping the do all day they ride with the same rythm

Gimme your best pics of either busty and/or feral holsts on the attack!

>>43307838

>>43307838
I got divine cow does that satisfy.

>>43307902
I don't trust high level anything. Cows are best acquired at low or low-mid level

>>43306844
>wood on skin don't feel good
Only raw wood doesn't. If properly sanded and laminated, it'll be smooth to the touch. Why do they make wooden chairs, if wood doesn't feel good?

>>43307931
what the hell a high level cow gonna do to you, moo at u?

>Comforting your "flat" F cup Holst GF

>>43307998
That cow clearly has magic and appears ancient. No thanks. I don't need those shenanigans and/or stress.

Gimme that level 3 cow that lives on a farm with all her other sisters and cousins that're all between level 1 and 5, and none of them older than 25. Actually just give me all those low level cows!

>>43308041
at most she can only heal

>>43308041
Hmm.

>>43307521
Just a guess based on April almost being over.

>>43307838

>>43307634
It's cute when she starts out as just a friend and the girlfriend upgrade comes later.

>>43307837
There's something about purple skin that is very alluring

>>43307838
undead hopping cow

Gonna go sit down at a park bench with some bird seed and feed the pigeon girls now.

I want to breed with eldritch choco mamonos.

>>43303517
>gyaru Wight who's actually yan but pretends to be gyaru to get closer to (you)
Muh dick. Imagine the interrogative clawjobs if you come home 30 seconds later than usual. Might be difficult to make a valley girl accent sound menacing but I'm sure if any mamano could then a wight would be able to

>>43308053
I have my suspicions.

Yy4yy4

>>43304244
>>43304414
Rip off her eye seal

>>43308287
That's just an anubis

>>43308431
Eldritch Anubis.
(I couldn’t find that one picture of a Anubis reading the necronomicon so I just used that one instead.)

zomboobies

>>43308287
I understand.

>>43308607
Jon I require your dick.

>>43308688
The more tails the less trustworthy they are

>>43308817
But that's wrong. Trust all foxes, ignore tricknuki, liesquirrels and spade tails. Trust the fox. Embrace the fox. Love the fox. Maintain a healthy liver.

Imagine being protected all day, then breed mounted by a 2ft+ chocolate skinned exotic beauty with a chiseled muscled body made and trained for combat.

>>43308841
I like cunny!