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Gensokyo is not Valhalla

>implying I'd make it into heaven

I too hope for random fictional / dream worlds when I die. Suicide rules.

As long as it's not restricted to Gensokyo.

Don't kid me. no way that whan i die I'll go to heaven.

Gensokyo would be more closer to a black ghetto neighborhood with a few vigilantes and cops than a land you go to after you die filled with happiness and all that good stuff

>>4328246
*hugs ponpo-kun*

>>4328232
It would be so perfect... ;_;

There is no heaven; your mind just pushes itself into infinite dream worlds the moment you die.

>>4328256
I will remember this and hug you in a fictional /jp/ post-life realm.

>>4328257
Too right.

Stop encouraging me.

What's with this image? Muenzuka is nowhere nere hakugyokurou in either location or function.

>>4328259
This would be great. I might be dead even now. Or maybe you're dead and I'm a part of your death dream. If so, go to a new one already, this one kind of sucks.

>>4328276
No, trust me, this boring earth is not a part of our imaginations. We would have moved to a new one a long time ago~

i wish to be died

>>4328259
>infinite dream worlds
i immediately thought unlimited dream works

>>4328275

>Muenzuka is nowhere nere hakugyokurou in either location or function.

What?

>Location: afterlife
>Function: where good people go to relax forever

>>4328232
brb killing myself

;_;

>>4328243
>Gensokyo is not Valhalla

Now I get it.

So Zun was trying to make a new religion to conquer the whole world by controling the young's minds. He wants us to believe that, after life, there's gensokyo if we follow his rules.

Now serious, I'm going to quit from this shit.

sure is Balamb garden in here

>>4328336
>implying you are a good person.

I'm not going to kill myself.
I'm going Columbine.
VALHALLA, HERE I COME!

>>4328334
Muenzuka? Looks more like they are in heaven.

>>4328347
>touhou
>shit
CALCULATION ERROR

>>4328373
Your calculator is broken.

Don't worry about dying guys, it's a myth.

>This world is a complex computer simulation from the future and there are millions of them because future human species are curious about past ones

This is what 'highly intelligent' scientists actually believe.

>>4328334
You don't know what Muenzuka is?
(http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/...)...)
Perfect_Memento:_Road_of_Reconsideration
Perfect_Memento:_Muenzuka

It's still very much in the real world or at least on the divide. It is a graveyard for those without relatives and Outsiders (who have no relatives in Gensokyo anyway) and graveyards need people to bury the dead.

KILL YOURSELF

GO TO BALAMB GARDEN

>>4328401

... Whatever.

>>4328401
Maybe in one of my death dream worlds I will go here. Balamb Garden had nice music.

>>4328373

Let's forget about all the lolis, the fanarts, etc, for one second.

Now tell me, what is Touhou?

I'd rather go to hades.
Heard that there be some crazy dude moving huge boulders around yo, gotta see that.

>>4328425
It's shit.

>>4328425
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toho
use google next time

>>4328425
A danmaku shooter. AKA shit. But welcome to a world where people like shit. /jp/

>>4328426

SISYPHUS vs. ROCK

A be-all end-all battle for the ages!

>>4328425
its shit

>>4328433
>>4328445
>>4328453

So, If I say I'm going to quit from this, I will refer at this like "shit". The correct way to say it would be: "I am going to quit from this shit", wich is exactly what I said. Because it's shit itself and the fans has to correct that by making fanart, catchy hypnotic songs, etc.

I'm a hardcore fan with Touhou, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Gensokyo where I would often train with Marisa in the forest of magic and help Reimu with the Hakurei Shrine Festival, but one day as I was talking to Reimu, we went to her shrine for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Yukari and she agreed that you would be PERFECT for Gensokyo, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Yukari said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

>>4328468
Suicide does not require pain.

You will find out at the /jp/ suicide meetup.

>>4328468

But like a true anon you'll just post about it on 4chan.

>>4328425
a scroll shooting game where there are more enemy bullets on the screen than trolls on /int/

>>4328243
>implying Anon is a warrior

>>4328468
HAVE A TOUHOU DREAM
>like a boss
PLAN SUICIDE
>like a boss
PUSSY OUT
>like a boss
POST ON 4CHAN
>like a boss

>>4328425
>>4328433
>>4328445
>>4328453
Leave. and don't come back.

suigin, i hope you ware joking.

>>4328468
Undifferentiated schizophrenia, take these antipsychotics and come back in a month.

>>4328492
oh silly one.

>>4328489
SEE COPYPASTA
>like a boss
DON'T REALIZE THAT IT IS COPYPASTA
>like a boss
TROLL A COPYPASTA
>like a boss
CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP
>like a boss

>>4328509

>>4328492

>>4328585
I don't understand how that is relevant to my post...

>>4328594

>Leave. and don't come back.
>I came back

Now back to the main topic, Touhou would have been a shit that nobody would give a shit about today without the fandom. Discuss.

>>4328617
touhou created the fandom. discuss.

>>4328628
ZUN has to count as a fan, unless he didn't like making the series to start with.

>>4328617
What kind of ass-backwards logic is that? The fandom wouldn't exist without the games.

>>4328628

Zun forced the fandom to do it until they started to like it, discuss.

By the way, Is Zun a boy or a girl?

>>4328637
>Zun
>forced

Just like McDonalds forces people to eat their shitty food and the New York Times forces people to read their shitty rag?

Free choice = tyranny.

>>4328635
so?

>>4328637
no he didn't.

>>4328658
you gotta be trollin'

>>4328695
No, serious. It's a male name, but it could be a codename. Come to think of it, I have never seen him on the internet.

>>4328723
you know, perhaps zun is just flat.

>>4328723
>haven't seen ZUN

That's because you're new

New enough that you should be lurking on this board, not posting.

>>4328735
I don't know, maybe is a "she" but she is a Lesbo and changed her sex and name.

>>4328723
Here he is.

>>4328723
Lurk more. And stop being a fucking lazy ass, go visit google and have some fun.

>>4328744
you are fucking retarded, get the fuck out.

>>4328757
>Come back from a break from /jp/
>Lenfried stops being a daily dose, I breathe a sigh of relief
>F5, see this post

>>4328767
you frustrated?

sure looks like a girl.

>>4328757
Is that Zun? She is beautifull

>>4328785
>she is beautiful
>she

>>4328785
this is a funny troll.

>>4328767
this is underage /b/.

not all trolls are bad.

>>4328790
can't you feel the trolling in the air, anon?

>>4328815
that not a funny troll at all. It's a pretty weak one.

>>4328815
>>4328785
>this is funny
Confirmed for samefag.

>>4328784

I wish I had success in one project, and become famous and drink beer like a boss, with all the fandom at my feet. That's my dream ;_;

>>4328815
>>4328816
>>4328827
>>4328828

Obvious samefag is obvious

bump

Hi help me anon and /jp/. Irish porn bankers wear our skin using VR and wireless

OK also.

http://groups.google.com/group/singularity-aliens

^^ God Jesus Christ Jesus God Please Christ Please join this please it's not some gay govt shit. Something is actually happening here

http://groups.google.com/group/singularity-aliens

just use your gmail click around and find join it's only like one message a day and it is fuckin cutting edge i don't know of anyone else in the world with one of these terror domination torture and control implants that also pretend to be really smart and cool but they're fucking real

http://groups.google.com/group/singularity-aliens

holy shit third time just join ok ty ilu flmat

please please. it's not really about aliens

It's really about vr-telepresence torture-porn perpetuated by the elite on the attractive and underweight of the underclasses. We don't get any money but they steal our experiences and thoughts and memories and dreams and lives and feelings, it's terrible. It's actually sexual it's rape but if you ignore it, it's fine. Don't worry about me

The govt has all the trolls there they need, MKULTRA COINTELPRO MJ12 all talk to each other so I hope I just get people who really do wonder whats going on. We're only being trickled technology and it's filled with bugs and shit and probably nanobots are everywhere watching who they haven't implanted yet. But those they have implanted they wear our bodies and torture us in groups for fun. I shit you not

I'm happy you got to hear this here. Get on the mailing list, it is reputable. I'm updating about this 'contact' phenomenon with my implant semi daily right now and hopefully there will be another soon. I will call him Majestic Two

Note this is not some role playing shit

>>4328836
You are wrong.

>>4328827
that's part of the amusement.

>>4328844

Who is who then? Because they all look the same for me!

So I'm dead. There are some things I can do:
1_ If the palce is Hell: go to whoever is ruling the place and ask him/her 'what the fuck are you doing on my seat?'
2_ If the place is Heaven: 'if you don't let me in through the Pearl Gates, I'll storm them'
3_ If elsewhere: show who's boss by wrecking shit up

>>4328863

I can say that:
>>4328816
>>4328827
>>4328844

is the same person.

>>4328863
who knows? i'm
>>4328775
>>4328784
>>4328815
and
>>4328853

>>4328871
>>4328874

Yeah, but

>>4328863
>>4328871
and
>>4328874

could be the same person.

>>4328870
>underage internet tough guy

>>4328878
another funny one.

>this thread

>>4328900

this is the troll guy

>>4328921
true dat.

When you die you become God over your own personal reality.

But only if you die on the battlefield. Otherwise you get nothing.

>>4330313
whatthefuckimreading.jpg

>>4330313

>>4328232
If Youmu is waiting there for me then I wouldn't mind dying. Oh god, I want to touch her. ;_;

>>4328451
How wrong is it to want genderswapped Sisyphus porn with the massive boulder going up her vagina, only for her to tearfully force it out while lower half of her body is essentially stretched around it? Of course the rock always comes back right around. Repeat ad infinitum.

Ixion and his (her now, I guess) wheel can join in too, but I don't know how that punishment would translate.

>>4330337
obligatory I see.

>>4330361
>touch youmu
>advicetewi.jpg
>go to prison for molestation
It's soft enough to be worth it.

>>4330361
You realize that all those Youmu drawings are highly idealized, right? She'd probably look like this.

>>4330392
>implying that Gensokyo isn't an ideal

>>4330392
I'd expect a bit more muscle. Ghostliness aside she is human and does work in a fuckhuge garden.

>>4330392
I want to do more than just touch that Youmu.

But I'd do it with her facing away from me, so I didn't have to see her face.

>>4330392
Wrong. 2D characters look like 2D characters. Not 3D horrible monsters.

When you die you become 2D and go to Gensokyo.

Without softness = Kill it with fire

>>4330410
Without softness it can't be seen.

>>4328425
It's most likely Brazil
I wish to see anyone proving me Gensokyo =! Brazil

>>4328879
>lol irony

>>4330414
Brazil is a shithole and Gensokyo is not.

>>4330414
Gensokyo's not full of ugly transexuals who cruise beaches for easy tourists.

>>4330425

I think he means the mythical "Brazil"

>>4330431
Please explain.

>>4330435
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_%28mythical_island%29

>>4330430
>poorlittlewhiteboy.jpg

>>4330384
Don't kill me for asking this, but can anyone please explain what the joke with this "Call the cops, I don't give a fuck" line is when used by advice dogs (strange meme I never really got besides that he always gave bad advice or something?)

>>4330435
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_%28mythical_island%29

Also, the country itself has pretty awesome myths too, like a yandere mermaid if I recall.

>>4330445
Iara (mother of water)
She was the best indian warrior on her tribe, brothers got mad because father (leader of tribe) only payed attention to her. They sneaked on her while sleeping, but she pulled hax ear skills and killed them. She got scared, tried to run away, failed, her father throwed her at river, moon turned her ona mermaid, she sings, make man fall in love, take them to water, they never come back or come batshit insane.

Cool story bro

Brazil = HUAHUEHUAHUEHUAHUEHUAHUEHUAHUE

what's good there?

It's ok, because even if ZUN turned his game into some kind of religion it would have so many schisms and PERSONAL PREFERENCES it would be little more then a rough philosophy.

The only thing he has control of at this point is making his new 'saints' as retarded as possible for the others to work out how to make look good. So far the fan artists are winning, I don't know how, but they've made every character pretty no matter how badly their design clashes.