/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>4326794
Donate THIS
*grabs dick*

I used all my money to buy Dr. Pepper.

>Hairless Maiden !!ZZqKCYaKSK9
Thread hidden, tripcode filtered.

>>4326794

>>4326799
Ahhh~
So rough~

Hey guys, what alignment is Reimu?

>>4326845
Christ, whoever made that image knows fuck all about alignments.

>>4326794
fuck you , your an asshole

>>4326958
Care to say that again bitch?

>>4326845
Lawful Neutral. According to Eiki, it's her duty to exterminate youkai, so we can't look down on her for that.

Marisa is Chaotic Neutral.

USD will do you no good Reimu.

>>4326845
Lawful Bitch

It's pretty hard to tell anyone's alignment when Nobody Ever Dies in Touhou.

>>4326981
Reimu killed China's mother, Orange.

>>4326799
/thread

>>4326981

Yuyuko died. Yukari lied.

Youki is dead, I think. Or he disappeared and SMOKED WEED EVERYDAY.

Mima died.

Why is Reimu a sociopath?

How many youkai have genuinely tried to help her that she decided to respond to that friendliness by beating the fucking shit out of them? six?

>>4326992

I dunno, how many times are we counting 'tried to scare Reimu off with danmaku' as trying to help her? That's what all the good characters seem to do so I'm not sure it really counts.

Basically, if you don't get angry easy, trying to scare away the hero with good intentions is the other method to combat.

>>4326990
>Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6

hello from /g/.

Arcueid has been making himself a pest over here. Would you please confine him to your board?

Thank you.

>>4327001

oh u.

But srsly, stop encouraging In.Elite to come over here. You don't see us shitting up /g/ with Touhous and VN's, you could at LEAST return the favor, you fucking /g/eeks.

>>4327001

No, Anonymous. I'd rather we didn't and just say we did.

>>4327010
>You don't see us shitting up /g/ with Touhous
>>8120079
Don't know if trolling or just doesn't browse /g/.

>>4327018

I MEAN ON THE LARGE SCALE.

Fucking christ, must you split hairs at such a critical moment? You knew what I meant.

>>4327020
Ok, what does he do on /jp/ that pisses you off so much?

Hell with it, lets have a look at Reimu's encounters skipping main bosses who instigated incidents.

Rumia - Tried to eat her.
Cirno - Opportunity attack, being bitchy at one another.

Letty - Misunderstanding, both being bitchy so fight.
Chen - Reimu was stealing youkai belongings ;_;
Alice - Bitching at one another.
Prismrivers - guarding a gate Reimu could just fly over. Bitching some more at one another.

Wriggle - Youkai attacking a human.
Mystia - Youkai attacking a human.
Keine - Defending the village from youkai, bitchy at one another.
Marisa - BITCH GET OUT OF THE WAY
Mokou - a dare... wait what?

Yuka - misunderstanding, being bitchy at one another.
Medicine - youkai attacking a human.
Aya - being nosey, bitching at one another.

Aki Sisters - it's dangerous to go up the mountain *attacks*
Hina - see above
Nitori - see above
Aya - see above, being a bitch. 'I let you win' ;_;

Yeah, starting to see a bit of a theme here. Not that Reimu doesn't have her moments fucking with youkai because they are youkai though. It's just most fights are really both sides fault. Chen and Mokou have the best reasons in the game for claiming to be victims.

>>4327036

I get the vibe Wriggle only attacked because Reimu insulted/threatened her.

>>4327036
So Reimu - main villain in Touhou?

Most the Touhou posted on boards that aren't /jp/ aren't actually people from /jp/ but people on those boards that like Touhou but don't want to bother with the shitfest that is /jp/.

/tg/ is probably the most famous example of this. That said, Touhou posted on /a/ is probably either a /a/ troll stirring shit between /a/ and /jp/ or a /jp/ troll doing the same because of shared history.

Still, it's nice to see Arcueid is a shitty tripfag no matter what board he's on. Sort of justifies our opinion of him.

>>4327025

>Ok, what does he do on /jp/ that pisses you off so much?

Exactly what he did on /g/, but ten times more. I know, you'd think it's hardly possible, but it did happen.

>>4327025
No answer, well I gotta go.
Don't come back asking us to contain him when you don't have anything against his posts.

some /g/uy.

Apologies to OP for temporarily hijacking it, continue with your touhou thread.

Its a place where everyone contests/fights to see who the winner will be for the hell of it. They all like fighting.

>>4327054

>Still, it's nice to see Arcueid is a shitty tripfag no matter what board he's on

You should go on /k/ and see how people froth at the mouth uncontrollably when I post there. Not only am I a tripfag, but to add insult to injury, I'm a minority posting on their glorious all-white forum. Oh, the rage and hilarity.

>>4326845
games?

>>4327070
I have you filtered on /k/ Arc.

>>4327081
>/k/
Yeah, why don't you just stay there you redneck.

>>4327044

Wriggle gave me the vibe that like most the other young/weaker youkai she wanted to attack a human because she had the opportunity. Either way, it wasn't the kind of clear cut attempt to be nice like most the Mountain of Faith bosses. They were just trying to warn Reimu away (though the art of danmaku no less, durr) where as others mostly fight because Reimu is a shrinemaiden, they are youkai.

Generally it's pretty black and white with youkai, they mostly expect to fight Reimu and she will always expect to fight them. It's just how things work for most of them.

The point was more to point out there aren't many cases where Reimu is clearly the bad guy, even with Mountain of Faith, they all attacked her even if it was in good intentions. Though there are some moments where Reimu was clearly the aggressor (stealing from Yukari's house being one of them).

I wouldn't call her the bad guy though. She's just not the beacon of all that is right in Gensokyo either. More then anything, she comes across as a vicious enforcer who has no respect for 'criminals' or anyone who gets in the way of her justice.

>>4327084
I have all trips in /k/ filtered not just ARC they all are assholes.

>>4327091

Someone's butthurt that tripfags own /k/.

>>4327085

"All youkai must be exterminated."

>>4327073

the trick is to try and work it out for yourself, though to be honest I get the impression the creator of this image positioned each version of Reimu based on her expression and not her actions in each game.

>>4327093
Actually they don't and from what I can tell most of the racists and jew haters left for new.

>>4327103

>from what I can tell most of the racists and jew haters left for new.

about 50%

There's still threads about killing niggers, spics and such on /k/, and the occasional /k/k/k/ thread. So you're not too accurate there, man.

>>4327096

gb2/bed/ Byakuren.

>>4327109
Well I tune that ignorance out and its on all boards on 4chan. Even /jp/ sees that ignorant shit at times.

It less in /k/ than it was.

>>4327102

>>4327116

>Even /jp/ sees that ignorant shit at times.
>at times

hahaha, oh wow.

>>4327123
So you are a racist jew hater then?

>>4327096
Youkai extermination in the modern day just means beating the shit out of them until they do what you say.

>>4327121
was pondering between this and 'its daze'

>>4327157

>>4326845
>>4327102
LG- a vempire covering the sun with red mist so she could hunt humans during daytime. I agree.
G- no. UNL she is just a greedy bitch.
CG- good- saving the moon. cheotic- freezing the night causing incident.

L- flowers are becoming weird. does her job as a miko and checks it out.
N-
C- party breaker as cheotic? what? LE if allready

LE- SA as LE? i don't get it...
E- house destroyed-> beat someone up.
CE- SoEW as CE? can't see it...

>>4327199
not really.

>>4327219
SA- Reimu didn't really want to go underground (she wanted to enjoy the hot springs), and was mostly sent by Yukari to beat people up/Suika to check out the incident/Aya for a new story for her newspaper.

>>4327269
a lawfull charecter would at least pretend to do her job, she wouldn't have any need for anyone else telling her to check shit out.
she doesn't seem to be espacially evil either. she seemed more natural than anything else.

LG
Youmu
Eiki
Eirin Yagokoro
Sanae
Kanako
Meiling
Elly
Komachi
Keine
Ruukoto
Ichirin

NG
Minoriko
Sakuya
Chen
Ran
Reisen
Yuka
Suwako
Mokou
Hina
Kisume
Yamame
Nazrin
Satori
Orin
Maribel
Renko
Nitori
Shou

CG
Tewi
Yuugi
Suika
Merlin Prismriver
Lunasa Prismriver
Byakuren
Luize

L
Reimu
Alice
Yumemi
Yumeko

N
Aya
Yuyuko
Patchouli
Letty
Lily White
Koishi
Shizuha
Kotohime
Rikako
Rumia
Wriggle

C
Yukari
Marisa
Lyrica Prismriver
Okuu
Chiyuri

LE
Sara

NE
Remilia
Kaguya
Cirno
Yuka
Parsee
Yuki
Mai
Shinki
Meira

CE
Rika
Three Mischievous Fairies
Medicine
Flandre
Minamitsu
Tenshi
Mystia

They're right here.

>>4327297
>Okuu
>Anything but evil
huh

How in the nigger hell is Reimu not good? That's a pretty narrow definition of good if being kinda rude to people and fighting them in harmless danmaku play knocks you out of the category.

>>4327296
eiki is true lawfull. remember what she said to yuka?
sakuya should be with youmo.
>yuka
>good
stopped reading there. 5/10.

/tg/ trolls go home

>>4327312
Mai waifu isn't evil you faggot
take that back

>>4327333
>alligment

>>4327331
you are right. okuu is too stupid to be considered evil. it's like saying that a lion eating the weak of the herd evil.

Which touhous are lawful evil

me being that i want to know which touhous i'm compatible with

>>4327354
in this case, i want to know which touhou is chaotic evil.

>>4327299
>Three Mischievous Fairies
>CE

That... that actually make sense. i like them even better now.
but tewi isn't CG.

>>4327365

I want to know which Touhou is perverted pervert.

>>4327373

you already know the answer to this anon

it's aya

>>4327379
But Aya is Chaotic Slut.
Would Sanae be Lawful Slut, considering she works for gods, or would she be Chaotic Slut, considering how she acts in UFO?

>>4327386
both wrong. even considering UFO, she is only slutly evil.

>>4327386

But Sanae is a good girl

>>4327429
So then she is Slutful Good?

>>4327437

No! She is pure and faithful ;_;

buuuuuump

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OK also.

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http://groups.google.com/group/singularity-aliens

holy shit third time just join ok ty ilu flmat

please please. it's not really about aliens

It's really about vr-telepresence torture-porn perpetuated by the elite on the attractive and underweight of the underclasses. We don't get any money but they steal our experiences and thoughts and memories and dreams and lives and feelings, it's terrible. It's actually sexual it's rape but if you ignore it, it's fine. Don't worry about me

The govt has all the trolls there they need, MKULTRA COINTELPRO MJ12 all talk to each other so I hope I just get people who really do wonder whats going on. We're only being trickled technology and it's filled with bugs and shit and probably nanobots are everywhere watching who they haven't implanted yet. But those they have implanted they wear our bodies and torture us in groups for fun. I shit you not

I'm happy you got to hear this here. Get on the mailing list, it is reputable. I'm updating about this 'contact' phenomenon with my implant semi daily right now and hopefully there will be another soon. I will call him Majestic Two

Note this is not some role playing shit

>>4327437
Damn it bagman, don't insult my waifu! She is a beautiful, unspoilt virgin flower!

>>4327414
slightly->slutly
I see what you did there.

>>4327442
>>4327461
I dunno, a man in a bag said it. It must be true.

whats with all the fucking roleplaying

>>4327485
I can show you why, Cirno.

>>4327494

>>4327485
>>4327504
Do you have the "It's okay if its you" one?

>>4327504

You are now aware that it was KoG asking drawfag to draw Cirno holding PC-98 Alice.

>>4327522
Sorry, somehow forgot to save that one.

>>4327522

Here you go.

>>4327489
>>4327489

Suigin is disturbed and bothered by the roleplay in /jp/

/jp/ - Roleplay

OH I AM YUKARI AND I CANNOT GET ENOUGH DICKS IN MY WRINKLED VAGINA, SO I USE GAPS

LOOK AT ME JUMP CUNT-FIRST ONTO THIS PHALLIC OBJECT

>>4327550
What alignment are you, Cirno-kun?

>>4327550
Thanks bro. Also, did OP of that thread ever make a second one like he promised?

>>4327552
NE

>>4327551
oh noo!!! the roleplay!!! it buuuuuurns!!! aaah

>>4327562

YUKARI HERE

I AM GOING TO GAP YOUR PENIS INTO YOUR OWN ANUS

WHEN YOU BONER, YOU WILL FUCK YOURSELF

(one of you useless fuckers should be roleplaying as Ran or Chen, back me up here)

>>4327562
What a retarded reaction.

>>4327573
YES IT IS I, CHEN, THE BLACK CAT OF ILL OMEN! I AM A SHIKIGAMI OF A SHIKIGAMI AND WILL WRECK YOUR SHIT! I ALSO ONLY HAVE ONE PAIR OF EARS UNLIKE THAT PRETENDER CATGIRL RIN, SO AM CLEARLY SUPERIOR!

How's that?

>>4327586

Epic, sir. Continue as planned.

HEWWO CHEN, IT IS I, YAKUMO YUKARI, THE CRAAAAAAZY OLD YOUKAI WHO OWNS YOUR OWNER

HOW ARE YOU TODAY? DO YOU WANNA EAT SOME HUMAN MEAT? AND BY MEAT I MEAN PAINFULLY EVISCERATE A LIVING HUMAN, NOT ANYTHING SEXUAL

>>4327586
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnng

>>4327593
YES O YUKARI-SAMA! I WILL PREPARE SOME DELICIOUS TEA AND CRUMPETS WHILE RAN-SAMA ROASTS THE HUMANS ALIVE FOR OUR DINING PLEASURE.

>>4327586
>>4327594

OKAY THIS IS EXCELLENT, I HAVE THE RAN AND THE CHEN, NOW SHALL WE SAY HELLO TO SUIGIN?!

OR WE COULD HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER THAT'S FINE TOO

>>4327569
You fuck with me, I bring the pain, little boy. I don't give a shit if the thread lasts for decades. You don't fuck with me. Let me just make that clear

Reported.

>>4327600

THIS IS GOOD. YOU ARE A GOOD GIRL, CHEN. DO NOT EAT THE CRUMPETS BEFORE WE GET THE MEAT.

NOW, I WILL MASTURBATE TO THIS PICTURE OF REIMU TO PASS THE TIME.

>>4327604
BUT I AM A POOR INNOCENT VIRGIN CAT OF BARELY A FEW HUNDRED YEARS! ITS TOO SOON FOR ME TO BE THINKING OF THINGS OF A CARNAL NATURE.

BUT IF ITS WITH YUKARI-SAMA....

>>4327617

CHEN YOU ARE STILL A THOUSAND YEARS TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND PLEASURE

NOW GO AND BRING SOME TEA, WE WILL DRINK IT WHILE RAN KILLS AND ROASTS SOME HUMANS

>>4327604
i have few ran pic either. just joking.

>>4327606
more like 'bored gonna rp' than 'hate suigin will rp'.

>>4327637

actually it's more like making fun of serious RPers rp, but that works too

>>4327617
Chen! Bad girl!
use chopsticks!

>>4327637
i know im roleplaying arc

YOU MAD!??!?

>>4327632
OH NO YUKARI-SAMA THE CRUMPETS WERE SPIKED WITH POISON BY OUR ENEMIES! I SHOULD...HAVE LISTENED TO YOU...AND WAITED...UNTIL DINNER...BLARGH IM DEAD.

>>4327650

>chopsticks

>>4327653
THATS what bothering you?

>>4327652
Revived though SCIENCE!

The fuck is going on ITT?

>>4327715
Wakarimasen
┐('～`；)┌

>>4327722

>>4327695
What is that gentleman doing with his hand beneath a lady's dress?

>>4327746
I refuse to pass judgement on that cat's gender merely because it is wearing a dress.

>>4327650
EVEN IN PICTURES SUCH AS THESE, CHEN IS FUCKING ADORABLE

>>4327820
Nothing could ever make Chen look anything but moe~

>>4327868
What about fire?

>>4327874
That's technically still moe.

>>4327874
She is smirking in the face of destruction. She is a strong soul.

>>4326845
Chaotic lawful

>>4327354
Yukari?
>>4327365
okuu?

>>4328216
okuu-> more like chaotic stupid.

Tyhle věci člověka vždycky potěší.

>>4328216
Yukari is definitely Chaotic Neutral. She's pretty self-centered and likes to troll innocent tohou, which suggests Chaotic or Neutral Evil, but she loves Gensokyo and never goes too far, which is Chaotic Good.

>>4327874

>>4328318
She invaded the moon,or rather sent pawns to invade the moon and had them killed for no reason at all.
Seems pretty chaotic evil to me.

>>4328424
That was to teach them not to invade other places.

>>4328437
How can you teach them if they're all dead?

>>4328446
They will never make the mistake again for the rest of their life.

Wow, 5 touhou threads on zero page. You guys are amazing today.

>>4328466
>baaaaw no one took any notice of my japanese bird cooking spaghetti thread

>>4326800
"Who do you love more, me or Dr. Pepper?"

>>4327386

Aya is the chaotic slut.

Sanae is the pure slut.

>>4330925
I'm still not seeing why these two are always portrayed as sluts.

>>4331192
>ZUN's "favorites"

>>4331192

Exactly! How can anyone so pure be a slut? It's impossible

>>4331192
Because they have lots of dirty sex?

>>4331192
They were playable a few times, and are therefor sluts.

I don't fucking get it ether.

>>4326845
I'd say "neutral good". She usually tries to do the right thing for Gensokyo, but she has her flaws.