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The absolute state of Jabberwock

BIG FAT ONI

Have you accepted hebi yet?!

Cat!

>>43266545
Of course

>>43266545
Meh, I prefer cat like >>43266548 but It's not a locked door.

They love it when you try to run

>>43266552
I would. Becoming an emperor of the dark moon is a nice bonus.

>>43266548
kots

>>43266552
That's not hebi
That's not hebi at all!

>>43266554
What about using 'nades?

>>43266562
It's better...

>>43266559
Gonna tell this kot that she's too old for this kind of kinky clothes

>>43266577
I would take her as my maid, You're a tasteless cunt.

>>43266569
>better
Why betray Hebi???

The superior mouse girl. I will invade her dreams by using the spell I learned from nightmare-san

This way we can spend even more time together.

>>43266559
He keeps drawing her with bigger and bigger breasts

I approve

>>43266586
She can join in if She wants

>>43266608
Liar

>>43266616
Big purple snake would go well with small white snake...

>>43266621
ooh... hebi high on apophis venom...

>>43266514
man... Cheshy is SEETHING

>>43266629
Teasing the hebi maido with Your apophis wife (and taking responsibility)

>>43266666
I pulled the tail and ran away.

deds

>>43266666
quints for best girl

>>43266621
hebi will pat a grape snake, but hebi is supreme snek!

>>43266749
>all the monsters at school start avoiding you one day
>wonder if you did something wrong
>find out that cheshire showed everyone a crudely drawn picture of you smooching her as evidence that you two were together
>other monsters accepted this without question
I hate this place

>>43266781
Stab the little fucker, do It.

>tell my sister I love her over text
>hebi goes through phone and sees my messages
How do I explain this?

>>43266843
I'd never tell my sisters I love em

>>43266843
tell your dad to let her date already and she will lose romantic interest in you

beat monsters by dying tragically in their arms!

>>43266893
prime reincarnation bait

>>43266893
>Lich plays along and poorly acts out distress
>immediately raises you back as an undead incubus and demands that you refill the mana she had to just use.

>>43266893
All monsters posess the magical power of last kissu, which magically rejuvinates and brings you back from the death and binds your souls together, if they tragically kiss you while you're dying in their arms. Just like in your japanese animes.
>>43266871
>Gremlin is fresh off work when portals open
>Just walks into your house dead tired
>Sees you sleeping
>Lazily pulls down your pants and hers
>Grabs your half-erect chub and pushes the head into her pussy
>Keeps it there for a few seconds, to ensure you're really marked
>Once she is sure no whore will grab you while you're sleeping, she slumps over next to you to sleep in

>Go on 4mon Desert Kingdom thread
>Post dick pic
>Ask if it’s big enough to satisfy a pharaoh
>”No pharaoh’s are notorious size queens, but you’re the perfect size for apophis pussy”
>”Perfect for uptight anubis pussy”
>”made for breeding khepris”
>”Built for Big Black Hellhounds”
>”lol just become an alp anon its over”
>”Join the Sabbath, Anon! Tight cunny feels good no matter the size!”
>”Would look better inside cheshire ass”
>”Not enough info anon, you gotta post a video of you jerking it and the cumshot”
>”obvious fucking troll there’s no timestamp”
>”apophis poster is right anon ignore pharaohs they’re cunts and you’d spend all day with your ass on a hard shitty throne when you could be comfortably coiled and milked gently”
>”Pharaoh here, you’re the perfect size. Now just post your address so we can find you”

>>43266893
>>43266913
>be chief consort to the pharaoh in the times before the current DL
>her most loyal companion, travel with her everywhere
>one day, on route to another kingdom on a diplomatic mission, the caravan is attacked by a demon snake
>able to banish the foul beast but not before being grievously wounded
>die in her arms whilst she tries to tell you something through the tears
>millennia later
>be reborn as some average joe
>have a fascination with the ancient desert kingdoms
>eventually join up with an archaeological expedition
>you do exceedingly well
>you pick up the local language quickly
>the ancient glyphs are almost intuitive to you
>a excellent sense for sniffing out dig sites
>eventually setup at an ancient tomb
>a treasure trove of findings and artefacts
>your able to go even deeper
>the ancient curses and traps don't seem to trigger for you
>as you reach the final depths alone you come across a extravagant sarcophagus, illuminated by magically light
>against all your professional knowledge you feel compelled to open it...

>>43266927
I will use gachi video to clown around on 4/mon/

>>43266749
I would absolutely destroy the virginity of a teenage cheshire.

>>43266938
Tomboy childhood chesh is what I 'm looking for

What products do you see becoming extremely popular to monsters post portals?
>mothgirls buying out all the lamps and bulbs
>raiju has horde of car batteries
>clothing stores have a 'dhampir' section filled with fedoras and trenchcoats

>>43266954
If I install a strobe light, what will this do to the moths?

>>43266552
Reminds me of that story where a shirohebi disguises as an apophis because she thinks her hubby wants someone more domineering.

>>43266959
Convulses on the floor.

>>43266748
Dead loli fat thigh hips wide...

>>43266959
Probably break into your house to find out what the fuck is confusing her so much

>>43266985
>>43266967
This is the music I imagine playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQVsQsUmu-I

>>43266992
She's lost in the music

Yosh!

>>43267007
Where do they get all these leopard print clothes?

>>43267016
Probably the same place you can get anime stretchy meat, or sarashi wraps.

>>43267027
Digimon World taught me that you get stretchy anime meat from farming it

>>43267029
Fuck Digimon
literally

>>43267027
Aha! so it's sold at the store
anon didn't want to tell me the other day, but now I know what to look for

>>43267040
Insert childhood memories of Angewomon vs LadyDevimon here

>>43267045
Everything is for sale, my friend. I'd even sell my own sister, if you were interested. She's very available.

How do monster girls feel about quickshots? Asking for a friend.

That's it. I'm going to date the Chief God herself.

>>43266843
OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU PRINT THAT MANY FULL COLOR PAGES
THATS LIKE A 100 DOLLARS IN INK

>>43267051
what are ye bouyin?
what are ye sellin?
aaah I'll bouy it at a hoigh proice...
>>43267055
1. They don't care, since it's more yummy mana and more potential babies.
2. It gets fixed by incubizing anyway.
3. Monster girls ARE quickshots - copulating with hubby is the greatest pleasure they can think of and achieve, of course they cum in seconds.

>>43267055
quickshots = more cumshots and creampies per hour = great

also being a quickshot is the only way you can have a single lion girl wife, otherwise the whole pride needs to be rotated around until you get to cum too.

>Dorky mamono attempting to seduce you (poorly)

>>43267398
I don't know man. Dorky behavior is precisely what a monster girl needs to showcase to seduce me.

>>43267412
That's what makes it so devious. Even their 'failed' seducers are actually just highly specialized predators that go after human 'nerdbait'.

The loud chuuni vampire is making somebody feel tempted. She doesn't even know it's working.

>>43267398
>snout
out

>>43267577
Are you blind?

>>43267624
He's just falseflagging.

>be some nerd with a smoking hot monster gf
>girlfriend thinks you're a total stud and she's a silly, homely dork
>she practically worships the ground you walk on because she thinks you have a heart of gold for giving someone like her a chance

>>43267685
Man, I don't want a girl with poor self-esteem. Praise your queen until she accepts her majesty, my dudes.

>no fox in your bed

>>43266558
I'm sorry

>MGC government begins imposing tough energy use restrictions just as the weather begins to warm up
>Family households are virtually unaffected but 'bachelor homes' have to watch energy consumption very carefully. Can't reasonably run the AC more than an hour or two per day.
>Local news has all kinds of segments on how you can beat the heat, especially at night.
>"Tip #1: Wear less! Sleeping in the nude is the norm for a lot of people for a reason.
>"Tip #2: Sleep above your blankets! Same principle as tip 1."
>"Tip #3: Sleep near an open window! MGC boasts some of the cleanest urban air quality in the world, you know."

>>43267779
I mean... it's vaguely in the shape of a pyramid...

>>43266558
That whole dark moon stuff just reminded me, what Mamonos would the sailor scouts be.
That I need monster girls as magical girls who’s arch nemesis is the king of the virgins and has dark powers do to being a virgin for over 30 years.

>>43267624
>not realizing if it's a snout it's out poster is a falseflag
>not realizing most gatekeepers are false flagging
>not realizing how common concern trolling is
Why do you think whenever something is up on the patreon we get 15 guys saying how amazing it is but nobody leaks it.

What is the ideal size for a harem?
>inb4 one

>>43267922
Three is the magic number no more no less, don’t break these rules or your life will get harder for you.

>>43267922
A pharaoh, her lonely anubis advisor, and some cat that hangs outside her bedroom or something idk what sphinx do.

>>43267922
Three is the minimum standard as well as the ideal. It's firmly in kamaitachi territory. Two isn't enough to count as a harem and four is too busy and impersonal.

>>43267942
>another Kamaitachi appreciator
My nigga.

>>43267960
Okay real question if you got all three pregnant does that mean all three of them will give birth to three daughters each. Which you would have 9 daughters all together.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43267993
Yep.

>>43267960
I'm not even harem guy usually but I make an exception for them. Shocked there isn't more content. Scenarios practically write themselves and it's a perfectly balanced harem.

>>43267993

Either they all get triplets or they always get pregnant at the same time with one child each.

gonzaburo- or tksand?

>>43267922
5.
One night per week each, orgy night on Saturdays, take a break with just snugglings on Sundays.

>>43268122
More like Somnophilia Sunday.

>>43267922
I'm a monogamyfag, but I believe you get diminishing returns after you reach 5.

>>43268317
>Hebi bait

>>43268342
Hebis are cute, but I'm saving myself for a Jinko, or at least a monster as athletic and kind as one.

>>43266545
Yes

>>43266545
Only if she has six arms, I'll be ok with four but that's the lowest I'll go.

Sphinx are underrated.

Doesn't need to be graped to be super lewd like schedule dog does.

big lady

>get sad over being fired the other night
>somehow marked me as Bogey bait instantly and a huge Bogey hag somehow got into my house to cuddle me the same night
>still don't understand how she just got in like that
>has been holding me all night to sunrise in bed and while it feels nice, starting to feel a bit of a cramp
Haha, okay lady, I'm not sad anymore. Please let me go now, I can't go hunting for new jobs if you don't.
Lady... lady please, I need to write my new resume, let me go... LET ME GO!

Please do not lewdify the angels

>>43268698
So You actually got fired? Sorry for You anon and good luck.

>>43268729
angel seem very gullible

>>43267922
4, it is also the maximum.

>>43268698
Bogie is better because she'll comfort you with a cool clown show. And then, she'll lead you to her carnival wagon for a more intimate show. And next thing you know, you're travelling the country with her and her fellow carnies. And all you have to do is offer her "moral support" and help setup/break down the tents.

Monsters and youkai? They're way too scary! I'm going to hang out with this nice human girl I met in the forest instead!

>>43268798
i like her mom

>>43267398
>>43267525
>Dhampir showing off her latest fanfic to (You)

>>43266514
Never smile at a crocodile.

>>43268798
And thats the story of how anon became a doll, the end

>>43268798

>>43268729
I want a vanilla romance with an angel! Lots of kissing and handholding.

>>43268729
ms valkyrie said it was cool

>>43268879
So THATS what happened...

>>43268990
yeah

>>43268975
>Depending on the tilt of the scales, this girl gains vigilance (keep her cool even in affairs) or deathtouch (her caresses can orgasm with the mere touch of her opponent).
When this monster girl leaves, leave 2 self-supporting magic mass tokens

>>43269034
Did they fucked or not? Sexo with cat?

I want a monster girl to rape me gently.

>>43268829
Instructions unclear smiled at crocodile and her fat-tailed womanlet childhood friend.

>>43269066
Nah, he just gave her some gentle naked cuddles

>>43269066
just two friends hanging out naked with satisfied looks on their faces, you know how it is

>>43269080
consider cu-sith

Which monsters would work the suicide hotlines and what would be their procedure?

>>43269174
Will-o-the-wisp
>"Do it, faggot!"

>>43269174
As soon as monsters gain control, every suicide hotline number will be cursed and will summon a bogey behind the caller if the number is dialed.

>>43269212
No fox.

>>43269212
Going on vacation?

>>43269202
I could a bogey right about now
Portals when?

>>43269274
portals were 6 years ago , you missed your chance

>>43269224
i dont see any nipples

>>43269101
>gentle naked cuddles
i really could use those....

Reminder that mirror image is a beginner spell all dark mages know, and they will expect you to fill all of her duplicates when she uses it in the bedroom.

>>43269080
Isn't that Bogey's whole gimmick?

>>43269298
Light?
Faded
Hope?
Gone
Despair?
Suffocating

Yup, its reality time

>>43266514

>>43269333
Its not rape, bogey just cuddles until you seek her out yourself

>>43269340
>monster wife
>but Frankenstein monster
tough choice

>>43266927
Anon you fool! The gremlin jannies will leak your IP! You wouldn't want to be violated by neets would you?

>>43266965
Oh I remember that, it was sweet.

>>43267788
This seems like a trap and ploy to get more single men trapped into marriages
Fight the system! Men have rights too!

>>43267922
Honestly depends on my mood, I'd probably ask my wife to learn doppelganger magic to simulate a harem, I wouldn't really want an actual one because it feels unfair. Plus I wanna make sure my wife gets all my attention

>>43269122
a cu-sith is too much of a good girl for that.

>>43267922
Two. One wife that lives in the waking world with you, and one wife that lives in the dream world with you.

>>43269531
But what if I want my fluffy dogwife to be a little assertive?

>>43269534
Nightmare hands typed this post

>>43269122
>>43269531
>>>/trash/

>>43269549
I would think a nightmare would say one wife is enough because she can play both roles.

>>43269561
cu-sith is a part of mge so it is on topic.

>>43269561
It's disgusting how persistent those pests are

i don't think this is what people mean when people say cats enjoy boxes.

>>43269566
True, imagine your nightmare is a switch and is really submissive in the day but super dominant in your dreams
Imagine the things she could do to you in your dreams

>>43269585
Doesn't matter, furshit goes to >>>/trash/. Fuck off you diseased cockroach.

>>43269608
>imagine your nightmare is a switch and is really submissive in the day but super dominant in your dreams
Isn't that how she was written?

>>43269624
getting mad at him won't do shit, he lives off attentnion
R&I and hope mods do something for once

>>43266930
Which one says "kept you waiting, huh?"

What are you building with her, anon?

>>43269628
Yes but that's more due to shyness than anything else in the official profile, If she wasn't shy she might be dominant constantly If we go by profiles strictly
I was thinking more like the spider that has a day and night face

>>43269649
An art deco style underwater city.

>>43269632
It's fucking frustrating. Ignore it and the tumor grows malignant over time as newfags follow them, try to do something and you help those tards shit up the thread.

What's the best undead, and why is it ghouls?

>>43269660
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

>>43269661
mods are not doing their job, what's new?

>>43269664
Ghouls are great, but lich is love.

>>43269671
no rule is broken.

>>43269649
I'm not capable of anything more complex than a snowman.

>>43269649
Scylla needs more art

What's a potential future species that could control time?
We have monsters that control fire, water, electricity, light, dark, animals, etc. but not time.

>>43269664
This isn't a big milky zombie dragon obsessed with keeping you wrapped between her tits or legs

>>43269664
it is not ghouls, its jiangshis. better jiggle physics

>>43269738
Not a specific monster's gimmick, but there's Pandemonium.

>>43269743
>Get life energy taken by jiangshi during sex
>Wake up an hour later to see all of it went to her assets, which are now even bigger and jigglier than before

>>43269738
The ultimate stand user

>>43266559
Who's going to win WoLBowl.

>>43269661
>shit up the thread
oh, like you're doing right now?

>harness ancient and powerful magic I learned in old tomes I dug up and stole from a Lich's crypt to create my own pocket realm where I'm in full control and invincible
>hide it away inside a snowglobe, the last place anyone would ever suspect it being at
>live there forever using ancient magics to provide my every need including internet connection
Try getting my virginity now you fucking Monsters, I'm behind several thousand spells.

i wonder, would i be able to ride my bicycle in MGE? My recumbent trike as well?

>>43269922
>some horny mamono uses the snowglobe to masturbate

>>43269936
how the fuck do you masturbate with a snowglobe

>>43269942
stretchy

>>43269922
>The lich realizes what you've done
>You don't realize she knows the counterspell to that spell
>She barges into your realm and takes control of it
>You get mana raped by her for making her waste so much mana
I hope you like being a guinea pig

>>43269922
you're not getting a reality marble as a modern human, anon.

Tremors in the desert but its just wurms

>>43269545
i would say deny her sex, but even that isn't enough. cu-sith is a good girl.

>>43266514

>>43269975
Wurms need to learn to stay in their own zone.

I trusted a Chesh it was the best mistake of my life

>>43269979
Which face is the horny one?

>>43269985
Pleasee don't use such difficult words, they don't understand them

>>43269968
He has a reality globe. It's much less compact so it's easier to pull off. I hear reality box forts are even simpler.

>>43269985
Boys need to realize that they're monster property, that includes wurms

All of these idiots with their magic realms are going to fail as soon as a monster casts spellbreak on their work. Nothing can beat the classic and impenetrable pillow fort. Treehouses are a close second.

>>43270030
Catbox that shit or fuck off to /g/

>>43269950
feels kinda mean... he's just chilling out in there

>>43269985
they are out there just incase a man collapses from thirst and will lactate so the man can recover from dehydration

>>43270068
It's not mean, deep down he wants a loving wife but it too scared to get one

How do I stay safe from wurms?

>>43270037
Not even pillow forts are safe. However, monsters are sensible enough not to break into men's restrooms, so you have some safety when you're on the can.

>sunny day in the cat kingdom
>go to the beach
>she lazily lounges around in the sun
>playfully splash water at her
>gets angry
>she does her freaky cat magic to make you sensitive
>get raped a bunch
I'm running out of sith greentext material.

>>43270195
hug a simpled face wurm

>>43270210
Consider taking a break from sithposting then.

>>43270232
When I picture mob faces I either get a mii or a genki looking robot, makes me think mob faced automatons would be incredibly bubbly and clingy

>>43270232
How does this benefit me?
I want to be safe from wurms?

>>43270253
those would be very cute
>>43270289
the more detailed her face is, the more dnagerous she is.

>>43270303
Anon that's not...
You would be perfect for a wurm huh.

>>43270250
Yes, I think it's over.

>>43270339
Sithposting is over, the age of humptyposting begins now!

>>43270041
Fuck off faggot

>>43270030
>AI art will finally give me all the pregnant monster girl pics I could ever want
I for one welcome out new automaton overlords.
Also the idea of a automaton painter in MGC sounds cute.

>>43270374
Literally just eat her and she gets defeated. Free walking protein shake.

dumb boys should marry smart monsters (and vice versa)

>>43270474
I am not remotely intelligent enough to get a wurm (she's very dumb)

>go to the monster movie theaters
>all the movies are romance flicks
Aw what the hell man, what happened to all the cool action movies? Why are monster movies so tasteless? I'm going back to the human movie theaters where the good movies are.

>>43270488
You could always watch an action romance movie like True Lies

>>43270474
I wanna see a super smart wurm

>>43270488
Why does the succubus keep offering me a "2-for-1" discount to a borderline porn romance movie I don't wanna see? I keep telling her that I don't have anyone to go with and she keeps saying that's the point.

>>43270488
>Mg jaws
>Recut as a tragedy about how a sharkgirl isn't able to break down the language barrier between her and her true love
>Mg pulp fiction
>Basically the same until the dungeon rape scene, where the kidnappers are changed to a manticore and hellhound
>And none of their victims escape
>Ends with an extended reverse anal rape scene
>This is all portrayed as a good thing
>Mg 101 dalmatians
>Recut as a harem comedy between one hapless doofus and, you guessed it, 101 dalmatians

>>43270533
Oh it's just a deal they have for single anons, I wouldn't worry about it. Bring lots of water though

>>43270537
What the hell is a reverse anal rape

>>43270553
You fuck her in the ass whether you want to or not

>>43270553

>>43270553
She's raping you anally instead of you raping her anally, which is considered vanilla in mgland

I love my Gandharva wife so much! She's so pretty! She's the most beautiful bird of all, her golden feathers are so bright and shiny! She's like a goddess in the flesh! I love playing duets with my Gandharva wife! I love getting hugged by her big, soft wings! I love giving her talons a massage to help her loosen up! I love teasing her by caressing her pointy ears! I love everything about Gandharva!
I LOVE GANDHARVA!
GANDHARVA LOVE!
LOVE GANDHARVA!

>>43268008
>At a glance, they seem cheerful and amicable, but their true nature is wily. Using the spell of anthropomorphosis and their financial prowess, they live amongst humans while secretly maneuvering to seize human men as well as control over society itself. Many gyoubu danuki are among the pillars of human society.
Mamonojewesses

>>43270653
But can she play Smoke on the Water?

>>43270208
>Lost wurms
>Ushi oni in general
>Gremlins installing cameras
>Alps
>Akaname
NOWHERE is safe. Just be glad that lamia are too big to crawl up the pipes.

>>43270537
> Saving Private Ryan's landing scene.
>Actors falling over and putting a mask with X_X on.

>>43270653
GOOD MORNING SAR
PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL AND REDEEM YOUR SPERMS INTO YOUR LOVING WIFE IN THE DESIGNATED RAPING STREET

>>43270734

>>43270653
imagine being serenaded by Gandharva...

>>43270801
oh thats adoravle

I need hag correction

>>43270875
why do you need correction? what did you do?

>>43270875
Much like rape, it's not correction if you want it. Just go tell that pretty older lady that she's beautiful, there's no shame.

>>43270804
It's not rape if I consent.

>>43270953
DO NOT CONSENT!

>>43270030
>People are now reposting the stuff I made
Feels good but that isn't representative of my current model ie it's ok but not the best, still cooking them.

Spilled my spaghetti trying to ask out a pretty older mamono... It was so embarrassing, I just ran off... I don't know how I'm going to get over this...

>>43271020
You'd best lock your door and close all the curtain tonight anon.

>>43270893
I made the critical mistake of being single

>>43271063
You can just ask her, anon...

>>43271043
Too late for that; opening a box of wine, preparing some dark chocolate, lighting a few candles and playing some smooth jazz is the best play now.

>>43271020
>"I'm sorry for being so embarrassed, I just keep spilling my spaghetti"
>I'll eat your spaghetti
>"What"
>What

>>43271074
I could never muster the courage

>venture into dragon's lair while she's out hunting
>see big chest among the valuables in her horde
>open it up and find a creeping coin inside
>creeping coin just gives me a little wave while smiling like this is all completely normal
Huh....?

>>43271100
It's alright, anon. You don't have to be embarrassed. Older ladies think boys who spill their spaghetti are cute. See:
>>43271020
>t. anon about to be (lovingly) raped

>>43271020
Don't worry. If she hasn't already offered to handle your spilled spaghetti, she's already on her way over for a hand delivery.

>>43271122
I just can't anon, I'm already riddled with anxiety, I doubt I could even walk outside if there were powerful monsters out there

>>43271119
How would you call loli coin?

My gazer coworker saw the hypno porn I had on my phone and she won't stop staring at me
How do I get out of this situation please bros

>>43271239
Penny

>>43271214
Oh... I see... We have a special case here.
Someone will be at your door shortly.

>>43271214
Rapebait
A malef dragon has been dispatched, do not resist.

>>43271240
>looking at porn at work
you were asking for it

receiving goukan from a gazer!

>>43271261
What have you done?

Writing my submission of guilt of lusting over fat dragon ass to my malef overlords

>>43269892
In the actual game? Nobody, man is always looking for the next adventure. In a righteous world where FF14 had a liberal amount of mamano mana dumped into it? Well we can just say that the WoL likely wouldn't be settling down with just the old cat

No rape. Rape is banned.

>>43271442

>>43271427
Fair, fair.

>>43271442
>Move to a specific mamono-controlled territory because of its very robust anti-rape laws
>Only find out after moving that the laws are so 'robust' because it defines rape as an action that can only happen between two humans
>A mamono raping a man in public could at most get charged with 'public nuisance'.

>>43271485
It's unavoidable, really. Once any of the scions get a taste of the WoL it's just inevitable that the rest of the girls would join in and after that it's just a matter of time until word starts spreading...

>>43271454
Hellhound is getting bbq sanctions until she can behave properly

>>43271507
I’m gonna start calling dark elves jigga boo elves and see what happens.

>>43271297
I wasn't! I was just browsing my gallery I forgot it was there! Please anon she's following me around too

>>43266514

>>43271669
Why is she holding a pole with windchimes on it? Is she inspecting the palace's terrace decorations?

>>43271709
What's with that filename?

>>43271709
Good fishing?

Hungry in MGC, where ya eating?

>Rival udon shops run by tanuki and kitsune. Their next door to each other and their customers tend to be very loyal, loud, and opinionated. Rumor has it the owners are actually very good friends and play up the rivalry to drum up sales. The tanuki special is udon topped with tempura flakes and fried urchin, the kitsune special has fried tofu and crispy salted chicken skin.
>Orc-run pizza place. Their policy is 'overwhelming service and aggressive hospitality', a strategy adapted from ancient Orc war techniques. When one doesn't work? Send more! Their delivery girls work in groups of three. You don't get a waitress for your table, you get a warband. Known for huge portion sizes and decadent toppings. Their best-seller is an oxtail pizza with a sauce made out of beef drippings.
>Scylla-run food carts. There's a chain that's everywhere in MGC. A single scylla or kraken can cook, serve, take orders, and count out change all at the same time. Mostly Japanese/Japanese fusion street food. The Scylla Special is fresh takoyaki with spicy mayo and a cocktail of your choice, guaranteed ready in three minutes.
>Numerous Succubus cafes. They often advertise themselves in a way that downplays the 'Succubus' part, but you'll know as soon as you sit down and your order arrives before you've even thought about what you wanted. Always impeccable atmosphere except for the red eyes staring from the kitchen, glowing faintly even in the cheery lighting. These places pop up and disappear frequently for some reason.

>>43271726
The rival shops sound interesting

>>43271726
Where do I go for chicken wings?

>>43271726
The tanuki and Kitsune one. Sounds fun

>>43271726
The succ cafe sounds nice

>>43271726
What happens to the men who eat at the cafe???

>>43271744
Orc pizza would have killer wings in a variety of sauces but you couldn't order less than twelve. They load you down with too much food specifically so your waitresses can join you at the table.

Udon shops would do karaage?

>>43271726
I'm going to the succ cafe and asking to give my compliments to the chef.

>>43271810
They have a wonderful time and get everything they want. Even the things they didn't order.

Dessert Cat

>>43271827
Oh I get extra food for free nice! Sign me up

>>43271842
Thats an odd looking cow

>>43271726
Is there a normal place just for humans?

>>43271947
Yeah, normal cows obviously look like this.

>>43271952
Yes, theres a human only restaurant in a dark alley, near the red light district. I promise it's not a honeypot

>>43271726
I'm going to buy takoyaki just to watch the scylla do everything with her tentacles. It's mesmerizing...

>>43271842
>Cat
:/
>Cat, Desert Kingdom
:O

>>43271993
>turns out it's "human only" in terms of customers
>staff are very obvious monster girls like dragons trying and horribly failing at pretending to be humans
>reviews say you can instantly make them break character by asking if they ever cheated on a guy if you don't mind your pelvis being smashed into the floor by a crying monster girl
I'd sue for false advertising.

The MGC sewers are a scary place.

>>43272016
>You try to sue but their tankui lawyers crush you
>You are forced to a member of the staff as compensation
Monsters are evil tricksters!

>>43270208
Pillow forts are PEAK safety, as long as you put up the "no gurls allowed!" sign.
Once that's up you can enjoy quality bro time with your friends without monster pussy clouding your judgements

>>43272051
Who knows what you can find down there

the lizardwomen control the world i tell you!
they've partnered up with the bug girls to give every man a bug!
so that they will live in pods with the bugs!
and they will be happy!

>>43272020
Dominate and mating press brown elves

>>43272072
>TFW me and my bros get taken away by monster girls and given rape correction by them after we tried to keep them out of our fort
Damn these Mamonos I just wanted to have some normal fun with my friends.

>>43271952
There's a lot of MGC themed cafes run by humans. They're usually 'butler cafes' or 'adventurer cafes' staffed with single guys that cater to mamono, but they'll serve guys too. You might get some stares from the other clientele though.

>>43272125
>fat bastard cafe
>mostly witch customer
>all men are balding and refer to themselves as cafe defender

>>43271994
That's how they get you. It starts with that. Then you're a regular. Then she's making you fresh takoyaki even when there's some already made because she knows you like to see it. Then you're making conversation with your daily order.

Then you're married, ten kids, all help out with the family food cart business. Bam, just happens. Don't even know what happened in the middle there, just a fucking blur.

>>43272125
I wonder if there are fujo monsters...

>>43272154
Kill yourself.

>>43272154
You know there are.

>>43272125
>employee turnover is high because monstergirls just snag the butler they like after the meal is over

>>43272150
My life just flashed before my eyes.

>>43272115
>you and your bros are some of the last single men in town after the portals open
>during the confusion you found yourself locked up in a warehouse... a bedding supply warehouse
>you guys build a pillow fort "reinforced" with mattresses and cardboard
>its actually surprisingly sturdy
>you can hear the monsters outside, one of them must have spotted you all going in
>the noises outside are growing, until a voice calls out to you
>they sound genuinely worried and asking you all to come out and that they don't want to hurt you
>none of you fall for their lies, Jeremy was taken on the way in by a swooping harpy after all!
>after yelling at them to go away the seige begins properly
>the monsters charge the fort... strangely they're dressed police uniforms, but you don't pay that any mind
>either way you and friends use what you can to fend them off, throwing cardboard tubes filled with packing material to bonk their heads
>the near endless waves of mamono are repelled... for now
>one of your buds makes a "no girls allowed" sign and you boldly put it up on the walls of the fort, it will be your battle cry
>fast forward to day 4 of the seige, food had long run out and the restroom nearby was getting too dangerous to run too as they surrounded the fort entirely, so you all stopped eating.
>you've run out of ranged projectiles and were forced to resort to using pillows to batter the monsters away from your walls
>the damn monsters think this is sport, it seems a camera crew has taken to documenting your desperate struggle.
>it seems they've gotten even more motivated, since they can see that you're weakened! The savages!
>and non-police monsters joined the seige as well, dastardly...
>you spend precious few moments writing in your war diary
"The walls are buckling under their continued assault... I fear my pillow case is on its last legs as the seems are soon to give out. Morale is low as we know we won't last another assault. Still we soldier on, those damn monsters will pay in fluff for each one of us that falls tenfold!"
>the next wave approaches...
>anon and his friends ready their pillows...

I miss se

>>43272310
I-imagine rattler-chan bitting you in reflex after you got too close then dying a painful death as she bit you on the neck haha... wouldn't that be grea- I mean terrible haha?
Like wow that would suuuuuck haha... I'd be so mad in my final moments... yup, mad...

Did these threads use to have name/tripfags?

>>43269738
Source?

>>43269738
Doesn't the lewd nun control time?

>>43272330
It has breathfag I guess but all the cool kids are on discord.

>>43272154
>Implying mamono wouldn't think that gay men would be happier as alps.

>>43272345
Link to discord?

Questions since I've been out of the monster girl loop for ages. What's MGC refer to, and what's all this talk of "portals" about?

>>43272252
What happens when they just start to shoot demonic energy into the pillows and cause them to monsterize into extra fluffy Ittan-momen? Those poor anons will be cuddled to near death

>>43272154
I remember that one hcomic where the sucubus convices 2 boys to suck each other off for her amusement
I mean yeah that's gay
But the fact that's she was masturbating to it was pretty hot.

>>43272438
MGC = monster girl city
The portals are, well portals from their world opening up here.

>>43272398
How to get gf like this?

>>43271442
Worry not if you are like ugly, uninteresting and autistic like me no one will ever want to rape you.

>>43272439
It wouldn't be sporting so they didn't. The monsters were having a blast trying to take the anons and even went along with the "get bonked and you die" rule

>>43272455
Unity through being unrapeable. Not even a bogey would have us

>>43267398

A shameless seductress.

>>43272455
>>43272465
Posting this is unwise anons, the monsters are watching

>>43272467
>In the name of the hell
what a garbage dub

>>43272467
Gonna give her noogies

>>43272438
Thread can created concept. MGS is Monster girl City. A place most anons on here use as the setting for their greentext stories.. And Portals is when MGE MGs come to Real Life Earth so that they can save it and we can finally have our waifus.

>>43272469
oh no, immediate and foreseeable consequences

>>43272469
This is why I like fiction. Its good because its not real. Real things are bad.

>>43272467
>>43272471
>watching a mamono magi dub
into the trash she goes

>>43272502
what villain will the magi be facing this week?

>>43272502
>Dubbing/editing an older, obscure mahou shoujo anime for mamono audiences
>Badly edited animal ears and succ wings on the heroines
>But only in some scenes. They have throwaway dub lines about their 'magical disguises' so they only really have to edit the transformed scenes

>>43272469
Its fine, even if one tracks me down they'll see me and once they try to stalk me for a bit I'll get to see that classic look of disappointment mingled with disgust again before I go about my day.

>>43272511
it's the mysterious reoccurring villain Black Knight! Despite being clad in a towering power suit and bristling with enough weapons to make a gremlin blush he rarely engages the magi and says even less, a stark contrast to his talkative and bratty evil peers

>>43272467
>>43272502
>>43272511
who are the magi?

>>43272529
>>43272500
You both are going to get the most feral boogys

If an Incubus becomes one before getting a wife do they get that soulmate sensor shit monsters get?

>>43272551
>we want the mecha gremlin audience

>>43272579
I don't think the soulmate sensor shit has ever actually been confirmed. KC made up soulmate shit to handwave bad ends but I don't remember if he went the extra mile and said all monster girls had it.

>Knife weasel encounter
>Impossible to escape because you are surrounded, applying a massive penalty to escape chances
Zipangu random encounters are bullshit.

>>43272579
it's not a sensor - it just happens naturally, you find a girl and think she's cute and you date and she's the one - just like irl, except in MGE she really is the one

>>43272597
I guess compatibility sensor would be a better word for it.
I know that one lady was able to see who her soulmate was but she's a powerful divination gal.

>>43272551
I wonder what wish the evil mascot offered him for his services

>>43272568
The bogey would show up, examine the situation, then leave for greener pastures

>Anon can't find a wife post-portal opening
>All the monsters turn him down (politely) when he asks them out
>Gets giga depressed because he seems to be the only male who just can't get a monster wife
>Won't alp because he's not into dudes
>Decides it's better to end it all
>Downs a bottle of pills and goes to bed
>"Wakes up" next to a wisp who looks very annoyed
>"Took you long enough"
Even the tragedies have good endings

>>43272618
No, they can just sense lust I think. But at this stage the girls you have to prove your worth to actually auto solect you as husband and just wait around until you get stronger... Or just fuck you on the spot.
I don't know why people obsess over this niche stuff. It's boring and irrelevant.

>>43272623
gotta be something tragic for the extra heartthrob and "I can fix him" attitude monsters have

>>43272635
How enviable, shame he woke up after

>>43272636
I obsess a lil over it mostly because I just wanna be sure I'm making the right choice y'know?

>>43272635
That's just really fucking depressing. I don't like it.

>>43272551
>>43272586
>Be Anon, actor for the Black Knight and absolutely despise your job
>every week it's the same shit with you summoning a new familiar to wreak havoc by doing some childish nonsense that makes people feel "miserable" until it's shown the error if it's ways by the Magi and you impotently stomp off as your minions say some retarded pun related to the episode's gimmick
>last time you had to do a fight scene one of the Magi cracked your fucking rib thanks to a botched stunt
>worst part is you're contractually obligated to be cheery behind the scenes to all the staff and actors for "moral support"
>doesn't even pay well, get maybe a fourth of what the Magi actors make since you're barely in it anymore since your toys are basically dead in the water and episodes focused on you have awful ratings
>at least you can stay in your trailer most of the day

>>43272675
>doesn't even pay well, get maybe a fourth of what the Magi actors make since you're barely in it anymore since your toys are basically dead in the water and episodes focused on you have awful ratings

Bullshit. I know how this shit works. Mamono shoujo shows would work like harem comedies in terms of character popularity. The heroines would be the least popular characters in the show and all of the love interests/male villains would do numbers.

No one watches it for Tenchi.

What mgs would make good/interesting bimbos?

>>43272671
The biggest parts i hated about was that he killed himself over something so trifling and that he was denied his rest. What a terrible person and fate.

>>43272659
Anon... He "woke up". The wisp took his soul.
>>43272671
Even the depressing misery stories have good ends

>>43272704
>Anon... He "woke up". The wisp took his soul
I know, what a shit fate, denied his eternal rest after his suffering.

>>43272675
>doesn't even pay well, get maybe a fourth of what the Magi actors make since you're barely in it anymore since your toys are basically dead in the water and episodes focused on you have awful ratings
They should really do an unmasking episode to drive up sales. That's a big missed opportunity right there

Considering that Mamono like sports such as Wrestling, fighting and Darts. It's entirely possible that action movie shows are still a thing despite the thread idea that they would get banned.
Maybe there would be battle couple movies or tv shows.

>>43272709
that's saved for one of the big finale fights and the revaluation of his tragic back story

>>43272712
I don't get the idea they'd be banned aside from the "no conflict" autism. Mamono naturally enjoy conflict like any other being with many living battle or like you said, sport.
They'd just probably have a more pronounced romance subplot and when the mandatory sex scene happens it'd be entirely pornographic.

>>43272722
They could at least have part of the mask break just enough to hint at his real identity. Viewership would be through the roof if they did that. Otherwise the actor might retire for better work

>>43272712
There's a massive variety in terms of mamono perosnalities and interests so media would be pretty diverse, there'd just almost always be a human/mamono slant to things.

Salamanders want to watch medieval war films and hong kong-style kung fu films, they just also want there to at least be a human/mamono romance subplot. Same concept as the hero 'getting the girl' as the cherry on top of the plot. The heroine's gotta get the guy. She can't just beat up bad guys, she's gotta beat up the bad guys to save her boyfriend or whatever.

>>43272709
>>43272722
>>43272743
Just have it be revealed during the duel episode between him and the main Magi that it's actually her childhood friend turned to darkness. Easiest way to drum up viewership, especially if you have him say he doesn't want to be redeemed.

>>43272708
His suffering is over though

>>43272708
Anon he got what he wanted, a wife.

>>43272712
Violence wouldn't be banned. It would just be considered silly and nonsensical
>lol why don't they just fuck?
>someone really needs to just jump this guy and cheer him up
And you'd have thousands of
>I can fix him
comments on every social media platform

Would you help your waifu/daughteru with her molt?

Anal sex with a Vampire or a Wight?

>>43272790
>Wights
No thanks.

>>43272675
>show producers just constantly dropping the ball since the show is aimed at mamono children and they never unmask black knight
>Anon got excited since it'd be his time to shine when the studio was mulling over some character developments arcs
>stupid tanukis in charge put a lid on that in favor of making it a long running show with little plot development
>he still tries to make his few parts engaging but being treated as replaceable at best is wearing on him
>the occasional botched stunt hasn't given him any lasting damage, so it's not that bad
>at least the signing event and live show you'll be making overtime money during promises to be less dull
>you don't expect any real fans to want to interact with you above the main heroines but you'll try making the most of it at least
>eh, things could be worse

>>43272774
Sure. But there would also be those who like the violence as talked about here:
>>43272745

>>43272638
>>43272722
>series finale
>evil mascot has enacted his evil plan
>magi are split up and have to make their way to the epicenter individually
>the knight stands in the way of one
>no more disinterest
>no more misdirections
>no more hit and runs
>she will have to go through him
>an epic battle ensues
>eventually she's able to deal a crippling blow to his armour, only for him to eject in a much leaner exo-suit
>fight continues in a high speed duel
>but it is not enough
>as he lays there defeated and helmet shattered his face and the truth is revealed to the audience
>his mother is very sick and he agreed to be the knight for a cure
>even now as he lays there broken and beaten he still tries to stand to waylay the magi

>>43272793
>He doesn't want a wight

>>43272838
Most unfaithful monster

>>43272790
I gotta ask, whats appealing about anal

>>43272838
After recent developments? Not really.