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>>4324945
NANI?! ZUN is that old?

This reminds me... I haven't jacked off in just over 5 days.

Old, fat, and, ugly. Is there anything good about you, Yukari~n?

The 16-year old virgin.

She's just waiting for someone special, you jerk.

>>4324973
Me.

>>4324964

Anonymous... the 23-year old virgin.

>>4324955
>NANI?!
Get out.

>>4324964
I want to believe

>>4324964
>16
Ew.
She is 12-.

>>4324964
hmm source?

>>4324964
Damn, I love Personal Color's doujins.

Why would a youkai have any sexual needs

Unless it was like one of those youkai with two vaginas who hides on the ceiling and steals men's life force by fucking them

>Yukari
>Virgin

>>4325015

>Why would a youkai have any sexual needs


Why WOULDN'T they?

>>4325015
Succubus? Isn't Yukari one of those?

Or was that just women in general?

yukareimu with a somewhat abusive relationship is my favorite Touhou pairing at the time.

>>4325029
yuka alice with a very abusive relationship is mine at the time

>>4325029
secunt

She's a Youkai sage, Youkai don't even have sexual needs.

>>4325124
And you don't NEED to lust over 2D girls either, but that doesn't stop you from cumming buckets while jerking off to pictures of them.

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Hi help me anon and /jp/. Irish porn bankers wear our skin using VR and wireless

OK also.

http://groups.google.com/group/singularity-aliens

^^ God Jesus Christ Jesus God Please Christ Please join this please it's not some gay govt shit. Something is actually happening here

http://groups.google.com/group/singularity-aliens

just use your gmail click around and find join it's only like one message a day and it is fuckin cutting edge i don't know of anyone else in the world with one of these terror domination torture and control implants that also pretend to be really smart and cool but they're fucking real

http://groups.google.com/group/singularity-aliens

holy shit third time just join ok ty ilu flmat

please please. it's not really about aliens

It's really about vr-telepresence torture-porn perpetuated by the elite on the attractive and underweight of the underclasses. We don't get any money but they steal our experiences and thoughts and memories and dreams and lives and feelings, it's terrible. It's actually sexual it's rape but if you ignore it, it's fine. Don't worry about me

The govt has all the trolls there they need, MKULTRA COINTELPRO MJ12 all talk to each other so I hope I just get people who really do wonder whats going on. We're only being trickled technology and it's filled with bugs and shit and probably nanobots are everywhere watching who they haven't implanted yet. But those they have implanted they wear our bodies and torture us in groups for fun. I shit you not

I'm happy you got to hear this here. Get on the mailing list, it is reputable. I'm updating about this 'contact' phenomenon with my implant semi daily right now and hopefully there will be another soon. I will call him Majestic Two

Note this is not some role playing shit

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Posting this everywhere now goodbye

Software shown is http://arbornet.org/~flamoot/telepathic-critterdrug.html [note not shown here also ilu flamoot]

If you need fire mode and dont mind compiling gc lib yourself try http://ansistego.sf.net/critterdrug-use-32-32.telepaths-profile-for-fire-anim-with-critters.tar.gz

^^ note this link was borked before :( when it said arbornet im sorry you can do it now though ilu

also truth about scientolgt http://arbornet.org/~flamoot

look sometimes this damn thing is really smart and funny but then i think it's just rich guys in mo-cap body-suits
in the boardroom on their lunch break messing with invisible but awesome young people like me, flamoot, and they
are doing lines of coke so i think it's too fast to be human, then an AI or aliens definitely

like this dwarf on my mud parried the other day and it like twitched so i looked in my head which i normally don't
have to do to see all kinds of stuff it does and, it made like it was holding up some big axe (invisible) and kissing
it sort of proudly but gently damn everything it does is so damn gentle and smooth inappropriately like sarcastic,
but also sometimes violent it's so loud or fast. well read on ilu ilu flamoot ilu

If they don't have sexual needs why does she have tits?

>>4325151
In ZUN's world, they don't.

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all this again. police stuck a torture chip in my foot that bugs me all day because i told some i hoped they got cancer.
it's a revenge and control and domination thing strictly anal-territorial and it's disgusting. irc log follows. ilu. see these

http://arbornet.org/~flamoot/telepathic-critterdrug.html
http://crittergod.sf.net old story on implants when i thought it aliens
http://arbornet.org/~flamoot/ scientologt cult is military-cia alien coverup
http://groups.google.com/group/singularity-aliens plz discuss

>>4325151

>>4325151
She's a youkai, you moron.

Alright, I'm gonna have to call bullshit on the whole 1200 year old virgin thing.

First of all, you're a fucking Youkai. You don't have to work or go to school or do shit. You have not had any parents, rather you have spontaneously generated out of an idea, a full person. This is important, it means you have also not had a period of your life when you were a miserable weeaboo figurine collecting basement dweller.

You are anthropomorphic. That is to say, you have two legs, two arms, a head, two eyes, a nose, a tongue, some sort of respiratory and digestive system is to be expected, although you might have a bit more danmaku secreting glands than the average human. What I'm saying, the tools are all there. It's painfully obvious Yukari is a woman (painful in my crotch, if you get my meaning) - so it stands to reason she sports the sukima to end all sukima in the proper place (regardless what all the futa doujins would have you believe)

Now look at yourself. How long has it been since you have entered puberty? 3 years? Five? Ten? Twenty? Doesn't matter. How long can you go without sex? Even women can't go on without sex indefinitely. Unless they are downright frigid, as they get older they get less restrained. And how long is that? Twenty years? Fourty? Ok, let's say you are really obstinate about sex. You are a pretty stoic guy, iron willpower, can go for weeks without touching his penis.

But can you go TEN YEARS without at least fapping?

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hi this is 0 of 15 or so. ty
08:36 < flamoot> hi
08:36 <@Pnutbot> privet, flamoot
08:36 < filthee> yea thats all you need
08:36 < THC> not sure if its good enough to see it
08:37 < flamoot> http://groups.google.com/group/singularity-aliens
08:37 < flamoot> i have an implant
08:37 < THC> oh is it cool i musta forgot
08:37 < filthee> its a last hope anyway
08:37 < flamoot> the rich wear our skin with vr/telepresence
08:37 < THC> then i already own a cheap microscope
08:37 < filthee> lol
08:37 < flamoot> gender-confuse us electrically and make us touch ourselves
08:37 < flamoot> because they can't chip girls this way they're too well-accompanied and believed
08:37 < flamoot> hard to isolate
08:37 < flamoot> god listen to me
08:38 < filthee> go ahead and speak
08:38 < flamoot> k ty
08:38 < flamoot> so usually i'm on hold with a friendly ai

>>4324995
check /rs/ It's by Personal Color

>>4325172
Now that's ten. What about a thousand? You think you know what a thousand is? You think? You ain't got shit on it. If this post was a thousand years, then the first two sentences is the lifetime of average human's sexual maturity. Not fapping during the apostrophe in the first sentence means a painful six months without an orgasm.

Now let's say you are a Youkai. You have A THOUSAND FUCKING YEARS to live. Furthermore, you aren't burdened by mortgages, shitty ungrateful children, competition at the workplace, world peace. You just sit around all day. In short, you are fucking BORED and surrounded by other equally bored people. Chances are some of them would try stuffing things into their genitalia at least out of fucking boredom.

Also, you know when you have sex (lol yeah right like any of us ever had sex on /jp/) and you're nearly there and pounding with all your might and you know you're going to explode your load soon? BORDER of ORGASM.

So yeah, Yukari? Not a virgin kthxbye.

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hi welcome to 1 of 10
08:38 < flamoot> 08:27 <flamoot> its the rich
08:38 < flamoot> 08:27 <flamoot> or just police
08:38 < THC> i should try and get somebody to get me a cheap microscope for my birthday
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> a lot of the time
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> but a person or group of them will come in
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> and fuck around
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> and be a real asshole
08:38 -!- Irssi: Pasting 5 lines to #shroomery. Press Ctrl-K if you wish to do this or Ctrl-C to cancel.
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> and it'll take me time to realize it's not friendly anymore
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> sometimes they'll just dial the intensity or something up and down
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> while it loops
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> so i just feel someone's hand on the dial
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> you know
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> i hate that
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> of course

>>4325172
Youkai aren't human nor think using human logic, they are entities, so don't go giving them human physiology.

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two of ten
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> whatever
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> then like sex harassment
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> they'll pump your pleasure cente
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> i camped alone
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> in 2008
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> while scientology was stalking me
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> stupidly
08:39 < filthee> lol
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> i dont know why
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> i had to try twice
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> compelled

>>4325172
>>4325186
Did you make that copypasta yourself?

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three ten
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> wtf
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> they operated on me
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> (foot)
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> now police chipo
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> -o
08:39 < THC> please stop man
08:39 -!- Irssi: Pasting 5 lines to #shroomery. Press Ctrl-K if you wish to do this or Ctrl-C to cancel.
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> it sucks
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> and wtf are they doing with the technology
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> it means disclosureproject.org is about real technology even if its fake

12,000 year old virgin

>>4325186

True, but it is sorta fun to imagine her as a very old but naive youkai who just never really understood what her body was telling her. Having 1,000 years to figure it out, though, you'd have to be pretty dense not to.

Yukari altering the border of orgasm to keep you right at that amazing, breathless moment right before you actually cum (for as long as you can stand it) would be fucking epic. I would be her little bitch slave for it.

>>4325196
All right then, I didn't want to get all scientific about it, but you brought it upon yourself.

We know Youkai have human-like cravings (see Yuyuko).
We know Youkai have human-like vices (see also: Suika).
We know Youkai have human-like feelings, are capable of grudges and deeds of kindness, etc.
Therefore we have evidence that they can indulge in bodily pleasures, that they will seek out a way to entertain themselves, and that they have sexual characteristics (even in ZUN's world Yukari has breasts).

Oh and by the way humans are "entities" too, because "entity" doesn't mean what you seem to think it means.

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4/10
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <hp00p> flamoot when something really bad happens to u u can make shit up in ur brain it happened to me
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> and like it's not like six people get to work with it in black projects
08:39 < flamoot> sorry dude
08:39 < filthee> which pleasue centre?
08:39 -!- Irssi: Pasting 5 lines to #shroomery. Press Ctrl-K if you wish to do this or Ctrl-C to cancel.
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> police get to use it too
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> no not like that im not making up shit the bad thing was camping to get the implant thats all
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> christ
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> jeesus
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> ty though
08:39 < flamoot> done

>>4325186
>>4325172
Best two post I've read on /jp/ in months. Nice work. Lots of effort.

>>4325245
Read ZUN's comment on his definition of youkai, you'll regret saying all that bullshit.

>>4325206
yeah, although it's not as eloquent as I wanted and doesn't have nearly as many swear words as I originaly intended.

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5/10
08:39 < flamoot> filthee: dopamine and serotonin
08:40 < filthee> lol
08:40 < flamoot> dopamine to like get people through the shower and to work where it talks to them
08:40 < flamoot> and once it made this horizon in my forehead
08:40 < flamoot> with physics
08:40 < flamoot> but it could have been post-huasca effects
08:40 < flamoot> tbh
08:40 < flamoot> but that would be dopamine and serotonin
08:40 < filthee> damn gimme some

>>4325272
If you go by canon only, everyone is a virgin.

>>4325245
That doesn't proof they have sexual needs and
>Yuyuko
Not a youkai
>We know Youkai have human-like feelings, are capable of grudges and deeds of kindness, etc.
Yeah so?

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6/10
08:40 < hp00p> heh, i tried to ease your mind but you post a private conversation in the channel
08:40 < hp00p> u are crazy
08:40 < hp00p> there are no aliens
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08:40 < flamoot> i know when i thought it was aliens i thought they chose me flamoot because i love aliens and to see what kinds of people
talk to me
08:40 < THC> you get tolerance to ayahuasca?
08:40 < hp00p> but i will let u suffer :)
08:40 < flamoot> if they mostly love aliens and want implants and i encouraged them all to
08:41 < flamoot> but now i think it's some tiny black control chip the police use
08:41 < THC> he's probably just on some kind of substance around here
08:41 < flamoot> if you yell in the hospital
08:41 < flamoot> but i was never violent

>>4325266
>if ur legs were danmaku id be grazing them

wat

>>4325245
Yuyuko used to be human and it's her mythos, she's the hungry ghost.
It is part of Suika's very being since it's a part of the Oni's legends. They like drinking, partying, and fighting.
I can't think of anyone relevant to your third point besides Parsee and that's because she's literally the green-eyed monster.
You can't prove anything about Yukari since she seems to be a youkai entirely made up by ZUN.

You haven't really proven anything.

>>4325284
Not true, there's no implication of this plus many evidence that some aren't and it's normal not to be. Not being virgin is normal, so for ZUN this is irrelevant. Still, youkai don't have sexual needs, but gods do for example.

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7/10
08:41 < flamoot> now i will [go insane]
08:41 < flamoot> as [a sane response to] this destruction of my sweet little private life
08:41 < flamoot> doing nothing but play
08:41 < hp00p> THC he comes in here all the time and says theres a chip in him
08:41 < flamoot> play with my friends
08:41 < flamoot> >_<
08:41 < hp00p> that controls him
08:41 < filthee> lol
08:41 < hp00p> hes fuckin crazy
08:41 < flamoot> hp00p: is a troll
08:41 < flamoot> hp00p: is a troll
08:41 < THC> i believe him
08:41 < flamoot> govt
08:41 < flamoot> who is he
08:41 <@Pnutbot> he's a weird guy

>>4324964

Can I have a source, sir?

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8/10
08:41 < filthee> a potato chip
08:41 < hp00p> :/
08:41 < flamoot> he even says he doesn't take shrooms
08:41 < flamoot> or 'drugs'
08:41 < flamoot> hes the cia
08:41 < flamoot> mj12
08:41 < flamoot> mkultra
08:41 < flamoot> cointelpro
08:41 < flamoot> hp00p jesus
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08:41 < flamoot> why are you on the attack
08:41 < filthee> i want them drugs he has
08:41 < flamoot> at all

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9/10
08:41 < filthee> haha
08:42 < THC> holy fuck those are real organisations if you believe in conspiracies
08:42 < flamoot> christ
08:42 < hp00p> flamoot, i am the rich controlling you, in a few minutes u are going to hear a CLICK IN UR BRAIN
08:42 < flamoot> they're all real
08:42 < filthee> we're not attacking man
08:42 < filthee> trying to relate
08:42 < hp00p> that is me rebooting the chip
08:42 < flamoot> thc havent you seen the black panthers comic books cointelpro mailed out
08:42 < flamoot> those are real
08:42 < flamoot> its real
08:42 < hp00p> tell me when u hear the click

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10/11
08:42 < flamoot> hp00p gtfo
08:42 < hp00p> ????
08:42 < THC> havent seen them ?
08:42 < flamoot> ignort
08:42 < flamoot> thc sec
08:42 < flamoot> http://whatreallyhappened.com/RANCHO/POLITICS/COINTELPRO/coloring.html check
08:42 < THC> cointelpro is against black panthers right?
08:43 < flamoot> yes and other weird communities im singularity
08:43 < THC> secretly trying to kill them
08:43 < filthee> i heard a click about two weeks ago
08:43 < flamoot> and psychedelics
08:43 <@Pnutbot> http://www.tripzine.com/listing.php?smlid=800

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11/15
08:43 < flamoot> also, mj12 is against aliens
08:43 < flamoot> i talk to them with psychs
08:43 < flamoot> mkultra is just electroshock drugging and control
08:43 < flamoot> this implant is all three
08:43 < THC> make the aliens comunicate with me if possible
08:43 < flamoot> and scientology is military/cia
08:43 < THC> please
08:43 < flamoot> i'll tell them to in my head right now
08:43 < flamoot> its gonna
08:43 < flamoot> dont worry

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12/15
08:44 < flamoot> i thought 'communicate with thc' hard repeatedly and it like looked at my brain and bugged its eyes and i nodded fast and it
zoomed out and up like superman
08:44 < flamoot> but its still there i think but i know what it meant
08:44 < flamoot> god i hate the sarcasm though and jokes honestly
08:44 < flamoot> tell me if they communicate with you
08:44 < flamoot> i'd be happy at this point
08:45 < flamoot> i guess not huh
08:45 < flamoot> i dont know what to do
08:47 < THC> i think flamoot has a psychic connection to me even from lycaeum and here
08:47 < THC> flamoot is reading my mind
08:47 < THC> some how

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13/15
08:47 < THC> and im chipped or tracked
08:47 < THC> no joke
08:48 < THC> he reads mine he doesnt do it that way
08:48 < THC> he read your mind by coincidence the aliens are helping
08:48 < THC> they must be i'm a skeptic even but i believe hes doing it
08:48 < THC> flamoot has suppernatural powers
08:48 < THC> somehow dont ask me how but i noticed
08:49 < THC> something about them kinda creepy hes reading my mind unless he's mocking me
08:49 < THC> thats crazy
08:49 < THC> i believe you flamoot

OH C'MON

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14/15
08:49 < THC> yeah but i believe him
08:49 < THC> he's fortune telling me
08:49 < THC> its creepy
08:49 < THC> as hell
08:50 -!- disco-stu [j@540cf85.36df8733.2d996ff7.18d12617X] has joined #shroomery
08:50 -!- lousif [~nowoclock@lou.sif] has joined #shroomery
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08:50 < flamoot> hi
08:50 < flamoot> im copying this all somewhere

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15/15
08:53 < THC> flamoot will read your mind by what he's saying only if you don't ask him
08:53 < THC> thats how it was working on me
08:54 < THC> strange coincidences from flamoot to me
08:54 < THC> its just to unbelievable maybe hes psychic or something

see its real. ilu flamoot
http://arbornet.org/~flamoot/telepathic-critterdrug.html
http://crittergod.sf.net old story on implants when i thought it aliens
http://arbornet.org/~flamoot/ scientologt cult is military-cia alien coverup
http://groups.google.com/group/singularity-aliens plz discuss

ilu flamoot

>>4325302
I'm sorry, I skipped a step in deduction. Everything we've seen about Youkai so far indicates that they are like humans anatomically and physiologically. It makes no sense to assume it's different for the parts covered with clothes. And let's face it, if she doesn't have a vagoo then frankly I don't want to know what sort of wiring she spouts down there because all that sake must go somewhere.

That said,
>you haven't proven everything
Well whoop-dee-doo, Sherlock. There is no explicit mention or even implication anywhere in canon that Yukari has ever had sexual relations, so solid proof is impossible. I know that, I am not a retard. If that is your point I gladly concede it. But then she hasn't been explicitly mentioned as a virgin either. You might say the burden of proof is on me, but since there is also no implication anywhere in canon that Reimu ever goes to take a piss, does that mean I can claim she has a magical bladder?

And if it can go either way (she either is or isn't a virgin, no hard evidence either way) I choose to go with the more likely explanation.

Oh and I just wanted to add she's the FUCKING GAP YOUKAI. Her chief power is commanding FREUDIAN EXCUSES FOR A VAGINA that can be used to GET AROUND.

>>4325321
wings of yuri, Hakurei Shunga Jiken
I find Reimu's short hair kind of weird. I always though she had semi long...

>>4325486
This is why I love touhou.

Huge abundance of yuri doujins. Great time waster.

>>4325552

yuri sucks shit, anon.

Do bunnies fuck like bunnies?

>>4325172
>>4325186
Become a tripfriend wise Anon.

>>4325610

so people can dismiss anything he posts as tripfag nonsense?

The explicit reason I remain anon is because having a tripcode on your posts seems to draw mentally retarded shitposters like ants to some sort of delicious sugary residue. I don't think I'm alone in my beliefs, either.

>>4325625
That implies you're not talking shit right now, dumb anon.

>>4325407
source?

>>4325625

>The explicit reason I remain anon is because having a tripcode on your posts seems to draw mentally retarded shitposters like ants to some sort of delicious sugary residue


This...this is the best post on /jp/ right now. I am fucking serial.

>>4325647
One of the Touhou Enchantress Dances

>>4326782
And yet you trip Arc.

>>4326782
including the poster himself

>virgin
well... no.

>>4325245
>Yuyuko
>Suika
>neither of those are youkai

>>4325284
no.

>>4325290
>We know Youkai have human-like feelings, are capable of grudges and deeds of kindness, etc.
>Yeah so?

See Parsee. Eaten up from the inside by jealousy. Has grugdes on everything not in the netherwo- oh wait, she probably has that aswell.

>>4325301
I remeber that charecter!

>>4325172

I don't know, youkai are mythological beings of fantasy and dreams, I don't imagine they would have to have a logical biology and in a sense part of the problem they were having in the human world is how little humans beleive in them any more.

While it is true they are anthomorphic beings often representing mankind's deepest fears, I feel that it's literally only skin deep, their forms are based on our imagination and nightmares, their needs based on what we fear they would want from us. Typically youkai are created from tragic circumstances, though in some cases it's just unnatural longevity or purely a convenient explanation for something mankind couldn't explain.

Though to be honest this all depends on how seriously you take the setting and ZUN's explanations. He does whatever the hell he feels like with the setting, often going for a kind of light hearted comical setting, quirky character traits are handed out and the youkai aren't as monstrous as they may be in mythology, though there is a hint that they could be.

>Yukari
>virgin

Until you proof that she's not a virgin.

>>4326823
>Yuyuko
>Suika
>not Youkai
You might want to check up on the definition of the word, at least as used by ZUN, broski.

At the very least Yuyuko occupies the "youkai" meter in IN.

I'd post 1200-year virgin hijack picture but I can't find it.

Hey guys, why not make your own Gensokyo where everyone's hymens are a meter thick, no one has been devirginized, and all everyone does between teadrinking and danmaku is pray and sweep, because sex is unheard of.

Personally, it sounds like a boring fucking place, but you know what they say.

>>4327285

it would be pointless anyway, someone already posted the doujin here.

>>4327290
Picture's still amusing.

>>4326997

>>4327286
sweeping is fun.

>>4327342

Reimu certainly doesn't look like she's having fun.

>>4325284
>If you go by canon only, everyone is a virgin.
Not Suwako.

>>4327346
Suwako made her child out of dust.

>>4327320
eirin thread?

>>4327347
I'm pretty sure she made it out of ovum and semen.

In her vagina.

>>4327347
no.

oh shi- virgin thread

>>4327347

No, she was raped and impregnated that way.

>>4327903
>No, she allowed herself to be raped and impregnated that way.
fixed for frogslut.