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i wish reimu was real and also loved me :(
i wanna hug reimu and bury my face in her armpit as she whispers sweet nothings in my ear....

why arent our touhou waifus real bros? whats even the point in trying if they dont exist....

>> No.43266222
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>>43266215
>why arent our touhou waifus real bros?
because you save samples of pictures instead of their originals
you've doomed us all

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>>43266215

>> No.43266301

>>43266215
Rapemu.

>> No.43266302

>>43266301
i fucking WISH she'd rape me

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>>43266215
>i wanna hug reimu and bury my face in her armpit as she whispers sweet nothings in my ear....
me too...

>> No.43270134

>>43266326
Reimu smokes like a chimney!

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I wish Reimu was real and fucking hated my guts. Few things on this gay Earth make me harder than Reimu's glare.

>> No.43270275

>>43270257
What would she hate you for?
It can't be bad enough she wouldn't sleep with you. For $10

>> No.43270309

>>43270275
What if I give her $10,000? I'd rather pay her upfront for daily sex than have to bring $10 every time I go to the shrine.

>> No.43270408

>>43270275
>What would she hate you for?
I'd give her $5 and not a cent more. That's what for.

>> No.43270420

>>43270408
You evil monster.

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>>43270275
>What would she hate you for?
Existing.

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>>43270420
Can't help it. Reimu's anger is food for the soul.

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>>43266215
I feel you, we are the same.

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>>43270275
>>43270408
Oh she will be pissed, all right. She will stay silent for a few moments, staring at you with disgusted eyes and then she will shoo you away.

>> No.43272911

>>43272893
$20?

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>>43272911
Are you serious? She's not a cheap prostitute.

>> No.43272957

>>43272922
$25 and a sandwich, final offer.

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>>43272957
Laughable at best, make it $50 or $70 with a place to stay for three days at your expense and then you have a deal.
do not try asking for sex or anything related, those will cost way too much for a cheap bastard like you.

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>>43272998
That's it.
I'm going to sex the rissa.

>> No.43273059

>>43270309
If you have that much money to waste on sex why not go for someone more classy than some used up shrine maiden?

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>>43272922
She is literally the second cheapest whore in Gensokyo.

>> No.43273311

>>43266215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0EZobdiJ4M

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Could Reimu adapt to modern society?

>> No.43273349

>>43273306
How is there a 2ho that does it for cheaper than Reimu? Are they doing it for free?

>> No.43273363

>>43273059
Sanae is more expensive but her only value is her virginity. So while she'd be worth a few hundred the primary thrill you'd get is ruining her and taking the one thing of value she has going for

>> No.43273387

>>43273349
Shion, obviously.

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>>43273349
The shrine maiden does it for dollars, the beggar does it for pennies. Just be sure to wear protection, who knows what misfortune would befall you if you go in raw.

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>>43272998
Ok so outright how much for sex with Reimu, no condom, oral, anal, can cum inside and go for seconds?

>> No.43274043

>>43274022
$20 and that's her final offer.

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>>43274043
Welp, it's a deal then
*unzips dick*

>> No.43274614

>>43274541
OUCH!

>> No.43275874

>>43273363
What sort of virginity does Sanae have left to speak of? Ear hole virginity? Eye socket virginity? Nostril virginity?

>> No.43277731

Would you rather see Jo'on once or Reimu 1000 times?

>> No.43277741

>>43277731
Reimu of course. Joon is still a hobo after all.

>> No.43285321

>>43274541
Go away, Bruno.

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>>43277731
Reimu
Even if she push me away, no matter how many times, I will always be there to watch see her smile.When she's not around I will throw a few coins in the donations box and hide myself, just to watch her from afar.

>> No.43285560

>>43285427
The fuck does Reimu even do with the few donations she get, anyway? Buy herself food? A new broom to sweep the floors of the shrine?

>> No.43287529

>>43285560
Buys condoms.

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>>43287529
And then she does pic related to them. Her master plan is to get pregnant, get child support and spend half of it for herself.

>> No.43290457

>>43290441
And that's why you always bring your own, kids!

>> No.43293253

>>43290457
Where do I get condoms in gensokyo?

>> No.43293274

>>43293253
Same place Reimu gets them, duh.

Yes, that means probably the intestinal tract of some dead goat. Gensokyo isn't exactly the world leader of technological progress.

>> No.43294393

>>43293274
I'm suddenly reminded of that Reimu x goat boy femdom doujin.

>> No.43294629

>>43290457
Why would I want to bring my own when I could get Reimu's, and practically guarantee impregnating her?

>> No.43294645

>>43293253
Ask local Tengu, those eggs weren't fertilized by itself you know

>> No.43302187
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It's a trap!

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lazy

>> No.43311037

>>43306495
How many satsumas has she had>

>> No.43311043

>>43311037
3-4, by my count

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