/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Big hags with crotch mofu

>>43256543
a good bush is lovely on a older monster

>>43256531
Shota Sabbath when.

Can B shortstakz tiem now plz?

I'm gonna tell Bogie she's not funny and doesn't make me laugh.

Bully your bully

>>43256543
>>43256548
https://files.catbox.moe/yo0m1d.png

flemish giant redhead bunny girl with freckles and tanned skin

>>43256581
I don't want to bully anyone, even Gazer.
>>43256590
>redhead
>freckles
>tanned
Good luck with that, after sunbathing she's gonna look like a Red Oni hybrid.

bnuy

I remember read in a bunch of places that people used to use electricity to make mega vegetables / crops. Now if a Raiju...

>>43256531
Ratatoskrs aren't so tough or smug journalists the moment the human anti-monster politician they're trying to interview or get comments from tells them to get out of the hall room because they're distracting and disturbing the public speech. And then are immediately hauled off/manhandled by security.

>>43256559
You mean the onee-sabbath? Truly no greater evil

>>43256635
bunay

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43256666
Same thing just different names for the group, they do like to give shota potions to their husbands. That they are a reverse of the regular sabbaths, essentially a mocker of what they stand for.

>>43256579
She might not make you laugh but she can make you scream. In pleasure.

>The female rabbit is commonly referred as a Doe, and it is usually larger than a male of the same age in the same breed.
I would watch out for wererabbits if I were you they get bigger than a man.

>>43256688
How do I join
Please let me join

I love the yandere titiana meme so much

>>43256694
Hold on, Bogies are supposed to want to be funny and rape isn't very funny!

>>43256756
No but your futile struggling to resist would be pretty funny to her.

>>43256719
it's yan sea bishop for me

>>43256719
Sniffing Ms.Titiana’s striped panties.

>>43256756
Some nerd being raped by a clown is funny.

>>43256756
You're right, rape isn't funny
It's hilarious

>>43256719
What's yandere about this? She just looks desperately horny.

Dormouse cuddles are non-negotiable

So how do I save myself from getting raped by a Bogie then?

>>43256862
seek bogey

>>43256862
You don't.

>>43256862
You can't.

>>43256862
>>43256875
Bogie bogey or a Bogey bogie?

Cat

>>43256884
bogey bogey

>>43256813
That's how she gets you anon, she lulls you into a false sense of security, until you drink some tea she made and wake up tied to her bed with her panties gagging you

>>43256795
A yan sea creature would be scary as fuck, it's also adds to a kink I have
Imagine being grabbed and dragged underwater and forced to kiss her deeply to breathe, while she pulls you deeper underwater until it's just you and her at the seafloor

>>43256862
By consenting

Nekomata

>>43256926
Condoms are illegal in MGEland

Surrender to yandere slimes

>>43256895
>with her panties gagging you
I could do without that, I have a very strong gag reflex and this would end very poorly.

>>43256960
always been a big turn-off for me too

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/106392852
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/107312278
dragon church seeks parishioners

>>43257021
Log in...

>>43257021
Big bobs

>>43257021
i want my dragon nuns not to be midgets

Become a bloodbag for ancient evil vampires

>>43257028
If you don’t have a pixiv account you don’t belong on /jp/.

>>43256906
>sitting with ms sea bishop on the side of a boat
>notice she's got a chain attached to her slab and ask her about it
>she throws the slab over the side of the boat and you notice the other end of the chain is wrapped around your leg
oh i get it now

i need to take a 10-100

>>43257055
I only worship ancient evil vampires with huge tiddies

Help…

I am once again going to state how well a Tulpa girl would fit MGE man

>>43257114
I am once again going to state how little of a shit I give.

>>43257120
Mean

>>43257107
Help from what? Your loving wife? Give in to her love anon

How do I escape? She won't let me go.

>>43257114
Sure. It can work fine.

>>43257143
keep flipping scales until you hit the right one
you'll know when

>>43256620
but that bun would be sexy as hell to come across

>>43257136
I have things to do! Shopping! Work! Stressful shit! I cant be attached to her all day!

>>43257164
she got you an aquarium to hang out in

>>43257164
No you don't, just be happy and blissful with your wife

>>43257143
They have a scale that's reversed, tickle it. It makes them very sleepy

>>43257092
She's going to be furious when I try to saw my leg off to stop drowning and a giant, scarred, very concerned mershark comes charging from the depths and claims me instead

would you have rather have a mob-faced succ with an amazing body as a wifeor a succ with a normal face iwth an amazing body? The mobfaced one is extra autistic

>>43256531

>>43257256
Fuck off retard.

>>43257256
>Black souls

>>43257233
Gimme autism succ
Our combined powers will destroy the world

>>43257288
smug bakas are irresistible

>look at Cockatrice through binoculars some 30 meters away
>she looks back
>slowly starts into a walk at me before taking off full blast
>lower the binoculars just in time to see her panties heading straight for my face
Sh-She's fasmmmphhh-

>>43257310
she would go the other way tho

>>43257310
That's not how they work, dumbass.

43257330
get new pics

>>43257310
Reread the profile except slower this time fucking retard.

>>43257323
>>43257334
it's okay she's evil

>>43257339
That's not how Extremists work either you double retard.

>>43257313
>>43257323
>>43257334
You sound like the kind of people who write about a quirky Hellhound doing everything except what Hellhounds would do but a Cockatrice that doesn't run away is unacceptable. Pathetico.

Lilim appreciation post, trust in the lilim, she won't bite much

>>43257310
>Let's take one of the very few non femdom oriented profile and make it femdom
>I'm really smart
Put a ks-23 in your mouth and pull the trigger.

>>43257310
>look at Cockatrice through binoculars some 30 meters away
>she looks back
>Somehow my legs start moving towards her, i cant stop
>I break out in a sprint and she runs off
> I keep up and she slows down
>I grab her and rape her as hard as i can
>>43257345
Nah, i need hellhounds to act like hellhounds.

>>43257343
Yeah, they'd never approach a man

>>43257345
Kill yourself.

>>43257355
how they work is they tempt the man by coming near then bolt after the man tries to get them. The man chases after them and then he fucks the running chicken

>>43257359
I meant extremists but ok

>>43257364
Still not work like that, fuck off
>>43257345
This.

>>43257364
it would work the same way just now the chicken is now a quite bit more cocky heh with her tempting instead of being shy while tempting

Why does this kind of rage never prop up at femdom Kiki prompts? People seem a bit biased over which monsters being OOC they'll get mad about desu.

>>43257381
can't go against the one-note of a one-note profile i guess

>>43257381
im one of the people who responded but what that greentext said fits more an ocelechm than a cocaktrice since they are rather shy

>>43257392
>>43257381
Also, same anon, But im not really angry, just think that writer of that greentext needs to read up on the cockatirce

>>43257381
Hypocrisy.

>>43257381
you could probably get away with it if it was established better
a hulking, 3m four fiends battle cockatrice might be fun

>>43257406
thats makes a little more sense

>>43257381
I do too. I hate it. You fucking niggers can't be happy with what You already have, You have to steal all the toys from our hands too and change them into a hideous version of themselves.

>>43257381
usually cause its coupled with her being a slav and in their profile they are said to be able to shape up their mastahs

>>43257432
ah, upon rereading the profile, there is no mention of the latter half

>>43257445
it's definitely alluded to if they get a lazy master.

>>43257445
Because It's a fucking lie. They try to steal everything through blatant lie

>>43257425
You do know monsters are individuals as well right? A dominant kiki probably does exist along with a submissive hound

What would you do if Cheshire told you that you look "sussy"

>>43257470
Fuck them in their cheshussy

>>43257465
So you're saying all the asshurt over a bold Cockatrice was uncalled for then because monsters are not a fucking hive mind that must all absolutely be 100% exactly like their profiles? Finally we can all move on with our lives.

>>43257465
Expect that You will be shit on here if you mention a submissive hellhound. Double standard. Only one group can steal and lie. The others get robbed and can't say anything about it.

>>43257481
Correct, like I genuinely don't understand why people get so ass mad about all this stuff. I was insecure about hellhounds being subby too but I never really got ass blasted over it

>>43256531

>>43257497
the nerdhound arc probably left a lot of bad taste around it.
personally i just hate megane

>>43257493
I would say it is a little bit of a double standard but I do kind of get it but I will not defend it, A lot of guys are deeply deeply insecure about being submissive especially due to the pervasiveness of real man culture and how submissive women are in general. To be frank most submissive men are going to probably die alone

>>43257504
I'm not submissive and I will die alone. That's not a reason to be a dick, everyone is on the same boat. It's either free for all or not. Rule are made to be respect, a profile is not just a design/nice pic

Can we talk about something nice?
Like hags?

Enough shit flinging, enjoy succ boobies

>>43257513
Oh I agree, but I don't think profiles that go against the grain are being a dick. Example, smart wurm, Bimbo haku, stuff like that. It's not like they're saying your waifu is secretly a Dom or something

nun

>>43257516
Those are Lilim boobies, as punishment you will be forced to marry the neet Lilim

>>43257532
Expect that most of the time it end up like this. But enough, It's a also a me problem, I think that I reach a no return point. I can't even read the last magus story without going mad about femdom after 100-200 words and need to pause the read for a few hours. Let's get back on Mamono and why We want to hug them.

It's so dark and yet I'm pissing myself laughing.

>>43257515
Hags are evil, they tempt men into becoming dependent on them! Save yourselves from their soft embrace and dark temptations!

>>43257542
>implying that's a punishment

>>43257516
How do I beat my lim nemesis? I pray to the gods for guidance but the chief never answers, Ares says to hit harder, Eros describes date ideas, and Mara just laughs while saying something about a meat sword

>>43257557
Wut?

>>43257565
leave the insane aone, just think about nuntits

>>43257559
soft embrace you say...

>>43257550
Look man, MGs are not meant to be clones of the profiles. Some will be like the profiles, some will deviate a bit. Others will be nothing like the profiles. It doesn't mean that those who deviate are secretly Dom's trying to trick you. They are people basically. Stop being retarded.

>Guys! The monsters are good people because the REAL monsters are... US HUMANS!

Nah, no thank you horny heretics. I will continue being a faithful religious man fighting and praying for the Chief God. And sorry monster ladies, but I am already to be arranged and engaged to be with Sororita Angela by my family and friends. I have a proud culture of faith, family, duty, love between one woman and friendship. Do you demons and lustful heretics have that, no? Pity...

>>43257581
Anon there is something you should know about your fiancé...

>>43257581
>Angela
you are gonna marry an angel, not a human
also i married a wurm and go to the church of our milky lady

>>43257564
You do all three ideas! Use the date to distract her then hit her really hard with the penis, since she is a monster she cannot retaliate against dick! Also the chief god didn't answer cause she is a stinky neet virgin!

>>43257581
Wait a minute...

>>43257570
Yes, so soft and warm you'll sink into her, you won't be able to resist whatever that vile temptress wants to do to you, then she'll pamper you with delicious food, making you fully dependent and addicted to her. Do you understand why you must flee from them on site now?

>>43257550
Oof anon I get it, I have similar issues with maledom back in the day. I've gotten better though, I hope you get better too because I understand how annoying and shitty it is.

>>43257574
I'm trying to be less retarded
>>43257614
It's getting worse for now.

>>43257620
Always darkest before the dawn anon, seriously though I wish you luck it's a fucking pain in the ass to get over but you can do it

>>43257610
I must submit to hags...

big lady

>>43257620
Good to hear. It's fine to be only maledom. I have no issue with that. Just don't be so ridiculous about profiles. That's all I'm saying.

>>43257630
They just want what's best for you.

>>43257625
Thanks, I will try. Going here and leaving angry is pointless and stupid
>>43257645
Maledom or equal run my boat. You're right, won't happen again.

Never smile at a crocodile.

>>43257687
Why? They look friendly and have a big tail to molest

>>43257664
If I was hugged and squeezed by a big hag I would shatter into a million pieces mentally

>>43257630
>>43257664
No you fools! You'll lose all your rights! The only rights you'll have left are the rights to be owned by a hag! Fight my brothers!

>>43257682
Agreed, if you feel the need to take a break from these threads that might be wise, I had to do that for a while.

>>43257687
She seems nice, I'll take a dip with her. I'm sure it'll go over well

>anon has a guardian angel
>A literal one, she transferred to the same school as him, same classes and same schedule
>protects him from all bullies, helps him with school work
>even moved with him to improve his life and does house chores!

>>43257597
>>43257600
>>43257608
>Anon starts a public video call with the doubters and nay-sayers
>appears anon and his Order Sister of Battle fiancé who appears to look very humble and is her eyes nearly closed with an odd soft smile the whole time

See this anons!? This is my fiancé. I am engaged with such a beautiful and angelic woman! And no, she is NOT a literal angel because to imply a woman being a literal servant of The Chief God is borderline heresy and plain blasphemous. None the less, my fiancé and soon-to-be-wife is loving religious and faithful person such as myself! You cannot gaslight or guilt trip me into being a monster lover! Like I said, I come from a proud culture and tradition of faith, family, duty, love between one woman and friendship. Just as the heavens and Chief God intended!!!

> be out getting groceries
> spot a mindflayer peering at you
> duck into another aisle
> she's at the other end, and approaching
"Can I help you?"
> She doesn't respond. Instead, she reaches out and grabs your forehead
>"There's a lump in your thoughts. Go to the doctor."
> She leaves

> stop by the hospital
> doctor removes a benign tumor, says that it would have become a problem within days.

>>43257727
Her lap is really warm and comfy

>>43257755
>Eyes nearly closed with an odd soft smile the whole time
Anon......my brother did you consummate the marriage already? If so, I will weep for you

>>43257755
>appears anon and his Order Sister of Battle fiancé who appears to look very humble and is her eyes nearly closed with an odd soft smile the whole time
ESL-kun I genuinely can't figure out what this sentence means

>>43257755
>Clearly has a HALO
>has many hidden eyes
lmao tard, missread the bible and watxh what happens

>>43257764
Anon leave her lap immediately! Quickly before she ensnares you! She's a sexual predator, and you're her prey!

>>43257782
Sorry anon but I'm really tired.
I'm just going to take a quick nap.

>>43257727
you don't need 'rights', you *need* a monster to keep you safe and warm.

>>43257755
Woah wtf anon I'm sorry I doubted you, that women is indeed angel like and I'm sure she'll bring you much happiness. Man, i can practically see a halo and wings on her, you sure are lucky!

I will NEVER let go of Bogey.

>>43257819
I would simply have the bogey use her magic to turn into a shortstack and use her tits as my hat

>>43257256
I want to see Shambler MG now

>>43257819
I'm sure you two can get some sort of nininbaori thing going so you don't have to stop cuddling when you move.

>>43256531

>>43257792
Another man stolen by a hag, how many more will they claim before they're stopped?!
>>43257800
Never, I'll never lose to a hag!

>>43257859
Really cute, would allow into my log house and eat some grilled meat with.

>>43257859
Why she bite own tail?

>>43257874
Thinking about biting anon

>>43257844
I forget, are they actually stuffed? If so, she could be worn like a giant cuddly backpack.

>>43257874
Because it's cold outside and She wants to protect her nose.

Clumsy klutz monsters

Swords.

>>43257877
Biters get gagged
>>43257880
Cute

Best way to get rape correction from a group of neet dorks on 4mon?

>>43257170
NO! NOT THE AQUARIUM!

>>43257905
Post a dick pic with timestamp and say it's for human women only

>>43257879
their extremities are stuffed, but the head and a lot of the middle are fleshy.
>>43257861
>t.cute hagbait

I love these silly cats like you wouldn't believe

>>43257905
Already written (not by me):
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33711700

i want to sex older monster nun

If a Yeti and a Bogey both hugged each other who would win?

>>43257350
She looks like she has very fuckable thighs

>>43257929

>>43257310
I giggles, it's a cute greentext. Literally all you have to do is add
>Runs you down and then stops 10 feet away
>Let's put a "beep beep" sound before racing off again
>I'll catch you someday, White Lighting...

>>43257970
there's no 'winning', there's cuddling with a lucky man sandwiched in between

>>43257763
>Keep going back to the same store everyday in the hopes of running into her again
>At first it's just out of gratitude for saving your life
>But lately, it's become...more
>And you've been having The Dreams...

>>43257879
Stuffed full of my cum

>>43257763
guys really dig mamano that save their life

>>43257922
>Come into office
>Dreading morning meetings already
>See cute lil flaya on your desk
>What's this? You ask
>See a sticky note in cutesy handwriting
>Enjoy your new de-stress toy <3
>Squish the squid
>She makes a happy little mew of contentment and continues to stare in abject love
>Feel a pleasant sensation
>Stress is down
>Productivity is up

Take mini-flaya home after work so you can "squish" her in bed

>>43257980
The park owner says Jinkos are nearing extinction and need help repopulation but every corner of that place is covered in big cats. I should ask for proof.

>>43257924
Hey I'm not hagbait! Just because I'm short (5'1) and slightly submissive sometimes doesn't mean anything! Men have rights!

>>43258011
>Top 5 Things Guys LOVE About Mamano (pg 14)
>Potions, Brews, and Elixers: a woman's guide to Alchemy in the Bedroom
>What your Chest says about you: Does Size Matter?

>>43257954
this one makes me sad to read. she's so mean to him...

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because Lich-san is dead doesn't mean she can't be your personal dietician.
Just don't tell her you still take flintstone's vitamins.

>>43258047
Anon deserved it, besides he got lots of loving cuddles and aftercare when the stream ended

>>43258056
Gonna tell miss lich that I never take vitamins or eat healthy

>>43258056
I want a ghoul as my dietician. She'll let me eat all the pineapple I want!

>>43258047
This one made me hate vampire.

>>43242175
that side remark about fairies got me wondering what hosting a table of fairies at the cabana would be like
or pixies (complete with shrinking magic) to make it even odder

Why are demons so smug?

>>43257922
Actually I have changed my mind, I want to go into the aquarium

>>43258136
It's nice. Peaceful. She checks on you pretty often.

>>43258123
Wouldn't you be with a tongue like that?

im going into miss lich and ask her for to make my tongue like 2 ft

>You war machine is ready Anon, please be careful and comeback in one piece

>>43258247
Dollarham-succubus hybrid with taloned feet?

>>43258269
dash of vampire too

Last night I had a dream where I was playing Age of Empires 2 and the match lasted over 2 hours, explain this shit Nightmare-chan!

I'm going to find the goddess of rats and mice.

>>43258306
You played two hours to die like this?

More AI Hellhound Progress, I think I am finally understanding the work flow and figuring out the settings and base models to work from, catbox because I don't feel like censoring it.

https://litter.catbox.moe/jdxfmg.jpg

>>43256531
>Be adventuring and fighting off mamono rapists that want to forcefully take you
>You reach the end stage of a dungeon and see the obligatory end-of-level reward chest and loot it
>You notice one of the loot in the chest is some sort of magical crystal object
>You take it
>Then a voice is heard
>"A new hand touches the beacon. Listen. Hear me and obey. A foul darkness has seeped into my temple. A darkness that you will destroy. Return my beacon to Mount Nevera. And I will make you the instrument of my cleansing light."

Do you accept this quest? Since this is MGE, surely this is a voice you can trust, right? Especially to you undead mamono lovers as you might encounter an undead girl worth romancing, right?

>>43258314
She mocks me...

>>43258326
I'll just jump there real quick, yeah?

Which would be the better life?
>Ecchi harem MC with 5 monsters trying to make him notice them
>Hentai MC who gets repeatedly raped by 10 monsters who will take responsibility
>JPRG MC on an adventure with a party of 3 monsters

>>43258335
im building a raiding party

>>43258335
I'll take 10 Responsible Hellhounds. I don't care for 5 monsters competing for me, nor do I care for adventuring, just drag me off to the Hellhound rape cave. I want to be put in the dirt like Yamcha by agressive wans.

gm sirs

>>43258335
My first ever hentai was Discipline so I prefer the idea of being a herbivore boy getting proactively dated by sexually aggressive, dominant women
It's the life of a hentai protagonist for me

>>43258269
>>43258271
We have to implement laws to prevent liches from doing things like this. One day they'll go to far

>>43258335
>>43258346
4th Option: Be an Orderite/Order Hero with a monogamous relationship with a female pink haired childhood friend. Or you're the aide of a a silver haired older female Paladin-Senpai and are in an arranged relationship and eventual marriage with said silver haired older female Paladin-Senpai

>>43258326
To another adventure

>>43257874
That's just a thing that snow leopards do.

NO!!! PLEASE!!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE A HERETIC!!!!!! IVE BEEN SINGLE FOR DECADES WITH MY PASTY SOFT SKIN!!!! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX TODAY!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!

MY VIRGIN DICK! MY UNKEMPT HAIR!!!! NO!!!! ITS NOT POSSIBLE, I DON'T WANT TO CUM IN A VAGINA! I CAN'T BE A HUSBAND TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I CAN'T FUCK THIS SANDWURM ITS SO LAME AND LIVES IN A DESERT WITH NO PEITY THIS CAN'T HAPPEN TO ME PLEASE PLEASE DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME

Holy shit, holy Goddess, this was so fucking hot. Holy cow. Oh, just the THOUGHT of his virginity being taken from him. Goddes damn, what do you think his final thoughts were? Do you think he came the moment her jaws closed, realizing his celibate, knightly days were coming to an end? I wonder if he came in estacy as he realized his entire life built to this sweet, wholesome moment, and came in pure, unadulterated joy as he ejaculated in her pussy, spasming in overwhelming stimulus until he passed out.

Druella...she GETS me!!!!

Goddess, I haven't been this wet in fucking years, something about watching self-righteous virgins cumming as their virginities are destroyed drives me fucking wild, the redemption of their potential and warm bodies and hard dicks is the hottest fucking shit man i hope the Demon Lord has more vore mamano like this it just makes me SO HORNY FUCK

NGHHH, LOOK AT HIS FACE, HE'S ABOUT TO BUST INSIDE THAT SANDWURM WITH A THOUSAND SUNS

THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER THAN WATCHING THE EXACT MOMENT SOME ORDERFAG REALIZES THEY ARE NO LONGER SINGLE

>>43258360
Made to be tamed with grilled meat and petting

>>43258335
imma go for the typical looking for trouble and getting hurt for money with older healer route

>>43258383
she's a proud beast! not a housecat, you foolish boy!
don't stop the petting though

>>43258227
>Anon never come back
>A direct hit turned him into red mashed meat
>One of the very few casualties in the extremist army
>Lich can't do anything
>They give her his broken dog tag
War is hell

>>43258411
Yeah yeah, keeps that dumb talk and no more fish on Friday. Only veggies

>>43258363
Both of which will always be happier to show their love for you all the more when they eventually get turned into monsters.

>>43258335
>>JPRG MC on an adventure with a party of 3 monsters
God I wish that were me.

My mindflayer has made me into a being I cannot comprehend…

>>43258485
A foreigner?

>>43258491
If you consider a squid god a foreigner then yes

>>43258363
Don't post off-topic images you stupid faggot

>>43258555
>off topic
>when it's on topic for his post
??? Retard-kun are you okay? Are you suffering from brain damage??

>>43258475
Cheese mouse is a huge dork, I'm gonna get some fancy cheese and eat it in front of her without sharing!

>>43258598
>I'm gonna get some fancy cheese and eat it in front of her without sharing!
THAT'S SO EVIL!

>>43258567
no cute monster = off-topic
we're consecutively reaching 1000 posts and more recently, and we have to respect our image limit

>>43258567
>random unrelated human women are now on topic just because Order was mentioned in the shitpost
fuck off

>>43258613
>we have to respect our image limit
Fuck you I’ll hellhound post all day and you can’t stop me

>>43258613
What if some of the prolific MGE posters used catbox even for on-topic images?
https://files.catbox.moe/9zantg.jpg

>>43258630
I mean that is on topic at least as per that anon which is what he wanted.

>>43258613
You can just make a new thread when you hit page 10 retard-kun. And how do you know thats not a cute monster or a soon to be monster?

>>43258624
Yes, its in universe. Cry about it harder.

>>43258650
>just spam threads like vtumors or gachatards on /vg/ so I can spam random shit
Nope, you have to go back

>>43258523
Works in nasuverse.

>>43258363
>>43258624
>>43258650
>>43258679
Leave.

>>43257055
She can't even speak my language

>>43258690
Anon at least try to learn how things operate on /jp/ if you're insistent on posting here. Every single idol, Jav, grav, era, djt, /07/, and even the recent yanhu thread does it.
I'm telling you its fine and no one will give a shit.

>>43258652
Reminder that big fangs are a status symbol in the vampire community. Don't forget to comfort your wife if the other blood suckers call her a fanglet at the gala

>>43258714
Anon at least try to learn how things operate on /mgt/ if you're insistent on posting here. We dont do that shit, and havent since these threads got booted here from /a/
You can try make a new thread yourself, just be prepared to get called a retarded newfag when it slides off the board with no replies or gets deleted.

>>43258731
You're not on /a/, try adapting to the way the board does things. More to the point, don't be a whiny faggot about image limit since its a made up problem that you choose to suffer with instead of just not suffering it.

>>43258726
You know what they say about big fangs

>>43258714
>>43258744
Lurk more zoomerscum.

>>43258754
Back to discord with you, -oomer looser

>>43258752
>come across a vampire thread on 4mon
>vampires all arguing about how guys want inches
>they're talking about how far they can sink their fangs into a neck
>vamps with long fangs talking about how the sensation of biting feels good for a guy
>short fangs argue that it hurts the man and that long fangs are barbaric
>dhampirs taking no prisoners, calling all of them disgusting leeches

>>43258731
these threads have been on jp for far longer than you have, if anything needs to adapt here, it's you. Or cry harder that nobody cares about your radical ideas like the silly newfag you are. Your choice.

>>43258714
and why the fuck would we care, this is /mgt/, not one of the other /jp/ threads. If you don't like it - leave

>>43258781
>vampires eventually get the dhampir to post her fangs after they say that she couldn't bite through a wet napkin
>biggest, thickest, curviest fangs in the thread
>the subtle off white coloring of them
>oh my Eros, they even have a bit of serration
>fifty replies telling the dhampir that her fangs can't be real
>another fifty begging her to turn back to her mother's ways and bite some guy

>>43258792
Refer to my good anon here >>43258788
You are calling /jp/ home, not /a/. Adap to board culture or stop complaining about your made up problems you fucking sperg. Shit like this is probably why /a/ mods didn't want to suffer you autists

>Vampire thread on 4mon
>Gets regularly raided by vampire mosquitoes and vamp mosquito fans

>>43258816
>my ancestors!

>>43258805
>>43258781
>not a male anon in sight
>not a single vamp there has a husband
>when a troll brings this up every single poster spams replies talking about how her husband isn't around at the moment
>some have photos photoshopped images
>some post images from only onlymon accounts they follow
>others just call the poster a troll who needs to post fang or GTFO

>>43258824
>cheshire posts a pic of her with plastic vampire fangs biting her husband's neck
>says she was infected by the vampire virus when some dirty blood sucker coughed on her
>thread hits 1000 replies in an hour

>>43258792
>>43258813
And the ones who need to adapt are you two idiots. Ffs, you're so new you dont even know what you're suggesting was tried dozens of times by more prolific shitposters, only to fail each time for the same reasons. The thread has no reason to change its ways just because you're upset you cant spam offtopic garbage.

>>43258838
You are the only one suffering problems which don't have to be problems

>>43258837
>Cheshire league of shitposters hear the silent call of battle
>they flock to the /vamp/ general
>everytime the thread slows they create more bait about her husband totally hates the feeling of fangs on his neck
>they start arguments about fanglets while posting what is clearly Halloween plastic teeth in their mouths
>insecure vamps fall for it every time
>Chesires harvest many (you)s
>Chesires' mamono energy goes off the charts
>all is well for the Chesires

>Vamp mosquitoes joining in on the shitposting by posting pictures of their proboscis and full blood tanks
Imagine the seething

>>43258851
>which don't have to be problems
That's a (You) problem though. This practice was adopted at least several years ago and was deemed beneficial for more than one reason.
We've had those debates last summer when retarded newfags kept trying to change it, I can already tell you that just like them you will also fail to achieve anything other than momentarily derail the thread, it's just part of the thread culture now.

>>43258871
>vamp mosquito posts probocis full of blood
>that chest jewel full of blood
>abdomen full of blood
>alongside a positive pregnancy test
>"infertile thirsty corpses can seethe lol"
>board becomes unusable until jannykikis rangeban everyone involved

>>43258871
>Completely tone deaf lich wanders in and posts literal buckets of her husband's bloodlettwd blood he can't bleed to death when you control death and have MAMONO MANA she uses for rituals
>Asks if a bit of blood is really that big a deal
>Also, hypodermic needles are more efficient
>A mershark gets absolutely triggered by the sight of all this blood

>>43258882
The only reason you consider it beneficial is because obnoxious tourists like yourself enjoy getting mad at things that aren't problems.

>>43258888
>>43258892
And that is the story of why /fang/ generals were banned for a year off of /4mon/

>>43258899
>obnoxious tourists
>t. clueless retarded newfag
lmao. seethe harder elsewhere.

>>43258916
Its amusing how you can't help but out yourself as a discordfag, tourist-kun

>>43258630
that's okay fully halal, also wannies are cuties

I wonder
could thuderbirds/raijus color their lightning?

>>43258962
Assuming they could alter the frequency of the light independent of amplitude then yes

Shhh... sleepy Mamono time...

MODS ARE ASLEEP! RELEASE ANCIENT EVILS FROM THEIR PRISONS!

>>43259064
So what has she been up to since her escape?

>>43259086
She's become a wage slave unable to make ends meet with evil

>>43259086
Pakistan and India are about to go to war. Russia is at war with Ukraine. USA and Chiner keep butting heads. Israel bombs Iran. Rich peepo are rolling out feudalism 2 Electric Boogaloo. I think she is getting busy alright.

>>43259152
Please, she woke and realized she couldn't make things worse even if she tried

>>43259064
japans fertility rate has gone up to the point its the highest in east aisa (its till dagerously low)

>>43259160
>ancient evil awakens
>"ahaha, I will send all of you humans to hell!"
>"but wait... you are already here"
and then she became a NEET

>>43259170
She's just hanging out some old shrine and passing her days as a neet, or maybe she's still sightseeing. I like to imagine that she's seeing what new nonsense we've come up with and being impressed how things look worse and worse the more dig under the surface

many such cases

>>43259197
its not the same without the sound of him screaming

>>43259197
>>43259217
Okay, what's the original source?

>>43259160
she saw gaijin demons like Moloch are in power now and is devising a plan to replace them

Anon it's past noon, time to read the first volume of William T. Vollmann's Rising Up and Rising Down: Moral Calculus

>>43259338
No, it's sexo time.

>>43259197
>>43259217
>>43259229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBQTntud1as

>Try to summon thick hag demon
>Make the summoning circle out of hot coco powder
>The candles are chocolate scented
>Spread old romcoms around
>Have Real Housewives of Royal Makai constantly playing
>Lay a reduced price cake from the supermarket in the center of the circle
>Most I’ve been able to summon are some demon delinquents
>But they just steal the cake and leave
What should I do?

>>43259363
Write a letter to summoner association, but instead of asking how to, brag how you managed to summon chocomon using your method. A titled wizard will write an angry method correcting you and you will get the working method.

>>43259064
>actual ancient evil hagfoxx
>utter tail-let

>>43259429
Why do you think she’s so angry.

>>43257632
If only all girls were this tall

>>43259197
i actually prefer the Princess
She looks cute and dorky

My new kiki maid is pretty clumsy, she constantly trips, rips her clothing, or spills water on herself. She gets really nervous whenever I touch her, tensing up and her face gets red. The poor girl also wears shorter and shorter skirts every week, she must not be able to afford anything else! How can I help her relax?

>>43259493
Ask her for ratatouille with raging mushrooms. They love to do this dish and It allows them to relax by doing something they know and mastered at the Academy

>Already tired to death
>its only wednesday
JUST

>>43258335
>JPRG MC on an adventure with a party of 3 monsters
I wanna go on an adventure with 3 hag monsters and act as their mana pump/healslut, watching them argue and fight for my affections as we explore the countryside.

>>43259493
Have a friendly talk with her over a cup of tea during a break.

>>43259715
They don't even care. Time wasted.

>>43259758
who are 'they'?

>>43259769
Der Ewige Danuki

Reminder to go to church every day and always eat the Communion bread! its not laced with fertility boosters or anything!

>>43259785
>laced with fertility boosters or anything!
But I'm not an Alp, I can't be "fertile"

>>43259838
You know the word fertile can go for both men and women when talking about sexual reproduction. The opposite would be sterile.

>>43259769
The succubi in the image, duh.

consider this

a crew of pirate cheshires

Sandworms

How would you prank call monsters?

>>43260229
Call the Succubus dating tips line and ask for advice on how to ask out human women.

>>43258652
Why didn't he do the lotus position?

I just thought of something horrifying bogie cheshire hybrids.
BEWARE OF THE CLOWN CATS.

>>43260279
Meh, still weak to fluffy ear molestation and tail pulling

>>43260327
I bet when you pull her tail it makes a honk noise to confuse you.

>>43260182
For me the best pirate crew would be a ship full of zombie pirates

>>43260257
I've tried that, they either hang up or start sending you nude pictures to 'convince' you monster girls are superior. Half the time you call they just start flirting with you...why employ single monsters anyways?

Covered in warm, sticky, sandworm spit

>>43260229
Call a Yeti and say "No hugs for a week"
Call a Gremlin and say "Is your Automaton running?"
Call a Cheshire and say "Bet you can't stick your head through this phone" and when she teleports her head through the line to pop out the phone start spraying her with water.

>>43259884
Fertility = Female
Virility = Male

I would be a male escort post portal

>>43260571
So it should be virility boosters instead. I knew somewhere something didn’t sit right and that I got the words confused together.

You are in a room with 4 bogeys
There is no exit

I want to create a abyssal realm with my abyssal wife.

>>43260701
i use escape rope

>>43260739
You teleport using the escape rope
You end up in the center of the room
The bogeys activate

>>43256531

>>43260701
they watch for weakness but only aggro if you get sad

Kamaitachi, solo edition

Why do they call it the Isuzu Elf?
Because getting hit by it sends you to a world with elves in it.

>>43261017
She keeps insisting I call her big sis

>>43261081
I'd rather big sis than mommyshit.

>>43261017
>>43261081
>>43261292
For me they're just younger ladies. Enjoy your mommy and big sister fantasies while it lasts.

Best girl, best mouse

>>43261284
I don't understand what She meant.

What do i do when a lich insists i call her mama, i know she rezzed me after i had a fall that took my life but that is a bit weird i can call her aunty but she doesn't like that

My wife gets annoyed whenever we get attacked by bandits and I scare them off before she gets a chance to beat any of them up and 'protect me', claiming it's a "boring inversion of romantic tropes" and it "looks bad" if she doesn't get to rescue me once in a while

I HATE VALA AND HER STUPID SLAVE BAR. MEN RISE UP

>>43261329
She's feminist, sad and cringe. Sorry for you.

>>43261299
>monster insists you call her 'big sis' even though she's clearly younger than you
>she's way taller than you but looks like she's a 20 year old

>>43261340
>Slave bar
>Get paid
>Voluntarily sign a work contract
anon that's not how slavery works

Robin Hood human man who sneaks into the mansions of rich Monsters like Queen Wight, the Lilims and Ice Queen and plunders their riches before going and handing it all out to the less fortunate and poorer Monsters. He leaves those rich hags all frustrated because they still can't seem to catch him.

>>43261340
My one and only nitpick with the cabana is the idea only wealthy girls get a husband.
>"There isn't a manitcore on either side of the portal that can afford him"
Does she discount for true love with someone poor?

>>43261422
>rich hags start sleeping naked next to their treasures to catch him
>really they want him to "plunder" them
>every time they wake up covered in blankets with a note saying to not catch a cold
>swear to catch this dashing rogue and make him their slave(husband)

>>43261450
It's just one club in one city, poor monsters can go to an Eros temple. Also is it unreasonable for a matchmaking service to not be free? You gotta earn a living somehow.....

>>43258367
Ngl hot

>>43261478
>It's just one club in one city
Is it? If it's socially acceptable to put a price on love, why wouldn't everyone else be doing it? Why would it be acceptable in the first place? Just seems odd given the base setting. It's not unreasonable in my mind that a little money is made, but the idea that a girl could be priced out of the love of her life bothers me a bit.
And I say this as someone who really loved the story.

>>43258824
I would post my neck in that thread and say ""if you can find me I'll be your personal bloodbag"" while using a VPN

>>43261364
>have a titania wife
>she insists that you refer to her as your older sister despite being younger than you
>also have bapho wife
>she insists that you refer to her as your little sister despite being old enough to remember when Gilgamesh was in office

>>43261521
Hmm, did you leave a review about this to the author? Did he say anything?

>>43261450
>Manticore
>True love
>Sadistic and mean
Kek, they don't deserve anything and can go to hell

>>43261521
Maximum overhugbox engaged. I swear nothing but a communist utopia would make some people happy.

>>43261525
Just imagine all the honeypot VPNs routing your internet traffic directly into matchmaking services

>>43258962
Yes, imagine an ancient evil Raju with black and red lighting

>>43261537
Well if You can sell enslaved men you better let me sell crack and meth. And no I won't use demon silver to defend my business, It would be too hugboxy...

>>43261538
This is why you use VPNs hosted and owned by human companies
Don't tell me you unironically use the mons/tor/ browser?

>>43261530
>when you say the name of ea nasir near your bapho wife
>Cut to the longest rant about copper and bronze

>>43261340
Still waiting for the a "slaver/matchmaker selling mamonos" story

>>43261532
Nah, not my deal. I don't want to be one of the people who makes a comment on this sort of thing. As I said, it's not a huge deal. But discussing it elsewhere is fine.
>>43261533
Yikes. Manticores deserve snuggles.
>>43261537
Stop being a bitch.

>>43261521
We don't really hear about anything else in the setting, so it's kind of hard to gauge what mamono think of it in general. Some of them might share your sentiments, others might not care, there's not much context beyond 'it exists in what used to be Miami'.
Personally I don't think that hard about it and I don't think the author did either, the setting is just one way to introduce conflict, certain characters and relationships.

>>43261450
In one alternative ending she just straight up gives him away for free, so yes. Keep in mind this is more of a matchmaking service for wealthy gals who probably get off on buying a man. Plus it's not like it's the only one available

>>43261561
>Stop being a bitch.
Stop whining.

>>43261567
i want to be under thoseneon lights of monster Miami and have a life of excitement and insane parties

>>43261567
>Miami
That explains why every monsters is an unlikeable cunt in the story.

>>43261579
Expect that You can't because Mamono won't let You leave your house. Such nice gals...

>>43261574
I for one, wanted to be a plinth for that aggressive gargoyle. I would've lost the second she showed up in my room

>>43261591
... What's wrong with them?

>>43261600
They let you leave the house the protagonist was just extremely paranoid and scared. Unless you get a particularly deranged hebi but If you attracted her you probably want it

>>43261579
>Live in some rural area
>Bored on the weekend, decide to head to the city
>First bar you visit happens to be 'single ladies night' (every night)
>Spend the entire time getting hit on and trying not to drink too much

>>43261538
B-but the VPN I bought is owned by a human! Although he does have a gremlin wife...oh shit bros what do I do I don't want to be raped by neet vampires

>>43261604
>Rape you on sight
>Molest you
>See You has a boy toy
>Sell you to the highest bidder with no interest on what You think
>Destroy all your belongings and flat
>Hurt You physically and mentally
>You can't defend yourself
>Use muh love as a pass for everything said above
Yup, They are worse then 3D.

>>43261521
Eros would find a way, retard.

>>43261610
Yeah let's just forget the part where You get rape if You put a toe outside (or make to much noise in your house).

>>43261625
Quickly carve a small stream in front of your house (they can't cross running water) and don't invite them inside no matter how many times they ask. EZ
It's like you've never dealt with vampires before baka

>>43261625
Put claymores everywhere in your house and don't leave it. Try to not kill yourself when moving around tho.

>Sith gf does this
what do you do in this situation?

>>43261649
>anon finally gets hungry and orders pizza
>pizza delivery rings the bell at the gate
>"come in"
and then anon was a blood bag

>>43261635
I just put it down to wanting conflict in the story. It's a fanfic anywau

43261659
Put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger, dumb cunt.

If a Monster tries to rape me I'll fall down and start crying and beg them not to rape me or take my virginity. That should work because Monsters can't tell the difference between genuine fear and kayfabe.

>>43261661
Ah the old delivery trick, classic, gets 'em every time
You'd think humans would have figured this out already lol

>>43261621
>also have to not get drinks from other monsters
>Walk on out to your horse and ride her back
>Get stopped by some P'orc officer and her Partner a wurm officer
>They attempt to arrest you for dui

>>43261567
>>43261574
Fair points. I get that it's needed to drive the story.

>>43261659
The same thing as any monster girl? I don't see the difference.