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sage

>>4324555
Okay, so I think I understand what's going on. You're curious that your "boyfriend" (read: fuck-of-the-week) spends a lot of time every day going F5 F5 F5 on 4chan's /b/, which is the only part of the fucking site he probably goes to. So you decided "Hey, I think I'll post a thread here and see what these CRAZY HILARIOUS INTERNET PEOPLE have to say!" I bet you like going to sites like Fark and collegehumor and Ebaumsworld when you're not posting glitter comments in people's myspaces and listening to the streaming mp3s they have linked on their profiles.

Also, you are a ridiculous waste of a human being with nothing better to do with your time than to sit here and say "Hey guys I'm a girl teehee I giggle and I'm soft and I get to wear cute clothes when I go out on Friday nights! Hey you know what'd be fun I have a good idea I'll sit here and press F5 F5 F5 on a thread I made and watch people from the internet talk to me!"

You're just trying to validate your vapid existence by proving your gender to you, yourself.

Femininity doesn't travel over Ethernet and DOCSIS, honey. When you're standing there at the bus stop in the morning on the way to your $8/hr part-time job, and people start talking to you, they're not "being nice people" - they're trying to find an opening to get a chance to fuck you. And you're so wrapped up in yourself that you don't even realize it, you just think that people are talking to you because you look cute and it brings a smile to their morning to see a pretty young thing like you.

But nobody would have known you were a girl if you hadn't fucking posted this abortion of a post. Therefore any and all conversation you're having here is completely initiated by you, for the sole purpose of garnering internal merit for yourself.

>>4324567
Hilarious!!! voted 5!!!!!!

>>4324567
wait wrong nigger

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>>4324608

Stop fighting Suigin

>>4324570
Moot, honestly i have to say that you are very stupid. Not only are you asking for 20,000 dollars 'all of a sudden' to pay for a year of 4chan and a few extra servers (which you dont need, and dont deserve). I personally hope 4chan dies and a propper site like IIchan or 5chan is once again reborn. This piece of crap you call a site has nothing to do with an imageboard anymore. It is the craphole of the internet, with the worst mods ever pushed out of your asshole. You've done nothing for your 4chan fans but allow the 12 year old newbs to over-run the place.

I like to think of 4chan as a giant room, filled with thousands and thousands of bottom feeding rats, shitting and pissing all over themselves untill finally being caught in the giant mousetrap that is W.T. Snacks. You may live for a little while, but your gonna be pissing and shitting all over yourself, and then you'll get banned and you'll cry and wonder why you gave 10dollars to someone who hasnt even left his teens yet.

Just between you and me, what are you really doing with the money? I wont tell the rest of them, i promise.

>>4324567
>Suigin !fKazami5bE

>Not only are you asking for 20,000 dollars 'all of a sudden' to pay for a year of 4chan and a few extra servers (which you dont need, and dont deserve).
LOL WHERE IS THE REST OF THIS SENTENCE????

It's not the Fleshlight's fault, really. Just the fact trying to use the one I ordered for my 34th birthday has rammed home the basic fact that I am a loser and that I am never going to get laid in my life.

I am apparently both too small and too big to use the Fleshlight. Small in the penis and big in the grossly overweight stomach. The result is that I apparently can't get very deep into the thing and experience the ribbing and other textures.

I ordered four inserts at once, three supertights with three sorts of textures -- wave, ribbed, bumped -- and one ultra tight. With all of them I have been having an incredible struggle to find a comfortable position to get in with my enormous stomach to allow using the thing long enough to get off. I apparently developed a way to masturbate by hand that deluded myself into thinking I was normal. I am obviously not. I can only seem to go about an inch and a half into this Fleshlight before my fat gets in the way and the smallness of my penis defeats the purpose. The incredible depression of the experience makes it hard for me to stay erect as the whole time I am thinking about what a deformed, out-of-shape loser I am, so I end up only half hard to less.

Today is my 34th birthday. I have never had a girlfriend in my life, due to being a shy fatass with an ugly skin condition that I was afraid of having anyone see by taking my clothes off. I am so incredibly fucking lonely and depressed. I just want to be able to hug a woman, to hold her in my arms. Sex is frankly secondary to me, which is lucky given that I haven't had any except with my own hand.

I bought this thing thinking I would treat myself and make myself happier, but it has just driven home how fucked I am. I guess my only hope is at this point is to find a woman who doesn't mind me only using oral sex on her because my penis obviously doesn't work very well.

>>4324569

Go hog wild!

>>4324676
hehe, jesus I haven't seen this pasta in a long time