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she's just good at lying

she just held back because she's kind at heart.

>>43144418
Is she the weakest sage?

>>43144469
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it turns out Kasen is stronger than Yukari. Yes.

>>43144469
Okina literally can barely stand up.

>>43144469
probably
Kasen at least called her a coward when you encounter her dream version in AoCF
>>43144530
Definitely the muscle of the sages, since she's an oni

Please understand she needed attention since she's a very lonely girl

>>43144469
Kasen calls her a coward
Doremy calls her a coward
Okina calls her a coward
Cowardice doesn't exactly translate into weakness but god damn she's pathetic
>>43144550
She can strut her stuff, she just chooses not to

>>43144418
She had her time in the main event, now her job is to help get new talent over.

>>43144418
Huh?

>>43145344
It's monkey slang you wouldn't understand

>>43145344
It's wrestling slang. It means someone that "does the job" aka someone considered strong that loses a match to establish someone else as a thread. Like Vegeta from DBZ who always loses to the big bad before Goku beats him.

Yukari could be considered a jobber because despite being the boss of Gensokyo, she often loses or is incapable of acting, to make the big bad look more threatening before the heroines beat her up.

>>43144863
When was she ever the main event? The moment she got put in something that had nothing to do with danmaku, she kneeled to a moonie and her rabbit .

>>43145808

>>43144418
She pissed on ZUN's drink and this is his revenge.

Yukari is just sack of really really really old sacks

>>43146292
i wish yukarin would piss in my drinks

>>43144418
Severe sleep deprivation. She needs a lot of sleep and she's not getting nearly enough.
The moment she actually gets a proper rest, she'll be unstoppable.

lmao retards actually think she's weak
she's just holding back to make things interesting, that's all

>>43147217
I wish yukarin would piss in my mouth

>>43150881
Yukari fans actually believe this.

>>43150881
thats even more pathetic
imagine being powerful but you hold back "just because lol" rather than just abusing it. thats fucking sad. stupid granny

She's copying Okina now by getting Flan to deal with her problem

>>43144756
That sounds like they're coping hard.
>Nooooo you have to 1vs1, fox only, final destination or d-doesn't count!!!
Meanwhile everything Yukari has set herself to accomplish has happened without issue.

>>43154165
She literally can't even win against a dead person, anon.

>>43144451
>>43150881
>>43154165
Oh hey Yukari, how's Ran?

>>43144418
KWAB

I know who made this thread.

>>43158138
one of the only 2hus with a fucking JOB
This is why Eirin would be one of the best waifus, if only she wasn't such a bitch.

>>43158138
who? Because everyone hates this lame hag

>>43159405
Goofy old lady. I feel bad for Ran and Chen for having to put up with this antisocial dork.

>>43159405
>>43160081
Yuyuko is her friend, and only friend it seems.
At least until her human self is born in the future and meets Renko.

>>43160145
Yukari is actually friends with Suika
It's just Suika doesn't like her scheming

>>43158157
>if only she wasn't such a bitch.
But that's what make her great

>>43144418
Yukari is the most evil character. Therefore, she's also weak as shit.

Try to remember ZUN is a huge Jojo fan. Power of friendship means you are stronger.

>>43144418
It's sexy.

I'm a Yukarifag and I don't have absolute knowledge of the game's lore, so I don't feel entitled to express my opinion with much conviction here.

I just think that Yukari's idea was to be TOO strong, so she went through waves of "nerfs", which translated into less action on her part at important events and key characters not taking her too seriously.

Overall I think she's cool :)

>>43162631
My personal theory:

Yukari was never actually that powerful. She didn't get nerfed so much as she got contextualized. The biggest detail about that is that "Gap Youkai" isn't an actual type of youkai in any myth I can find. More likely, Yukari is supposed to be based on the Theology concept of the "God of The Gaps," wherein people naturally attributed phenomena they couldn't explain with their current understanding of science to supernatural causes. This is also supported by the way the Boundaries she manipulates, and Maribel sees, are very similar in nature to the distinctions of the gods in Touhou, which exist without names, but can't affect much until they take a name, and the limitations and definition imposed by it. Furthermore, it's mentioned that gods, if feared too much, can end up as de facto youkai.

The end result would be that Yukari ends up fairly strong because her nature is tied to uncertainty, the root of all fear, but can't do too much because of the catch-22 that such an origin presents.

>>43162631
>I'm a Yukarifag and I don't have absolute knowledge of the game[...]
The absolute state of yukarisissies

>>43159405
>>43160081
Imagine creating a paradise for your fellow youkai and still have trouble finding friends

>>43164453
>You need to be friends with the Warden.

fat chance

>>43158157
lol, look at that wageslave hag. yukarin wins again.

>>43163272
Yeah, I know the lore basics... I had been interested a few years ago, but I realized that things don't fit right and there are a lot of holes. I'm definitely not creative enough to make a good headcanon, so I gave up. I still greatly appreciate ZUN's work tho!

>>43162713
nta, but still a yukarifag, there is a folktale about something that exists between the gaps of walls, doors, etc. that some of her lore is based off of. basically, when you're afraid of turning a corner, or think there might be something hiding under the doorway, watching you, it's yukari. it's true though that the "god of the gaps" is a convenient bit of side-lore. it definitely would fit her personality, but idk if zun based her around that.
as for what her powers are, "yokai of boundaries" could literally imply anything. all character powers involve some kind of boundary, the boundary between slave and master, or weak and strong, might be something you'd attribute to seija, yet in 15.5 yukari was able to manipulate it. it might not be so much that "the more defined her powers are, the weaker she is."
my headcanon is that her powers are over the undefined. she is incredibly powerful against anyone who doesn't have an absolute understanding of everything they are interacting with. the slave/master system wasn't defined in a way that left no room for uncertainty, which was why she could manipulate it. if people just had a better idea of what was happening, she might have had less ability to manipulate it, but the nature of that problem was uncertain, even doremi explained it in a poor and unhelpful way. that's why zun says she would get her ass kicked by eiki. it's not necessarily that she is stronger than her (though that might be the case) or even that her moral compass is truly objective, but she holds true to it with such vigor that yukari can't convince her to second guess anything she does.
many of her spellcards are based around quantum mechanics. wave functions are inherently uncertain. i'm arguing that she has the power to decide the undecided, or to ascertain the uncertain. if schrodinger's cat were to live or die based on the uncertain principles of quantum mechanics, she would have power over the boundary between life and death, that is the nature of her power, according to my headcanon, at least.

>>43166413
That's definitely a fair interpretation. I was unaware of the quantum mechanics references in her spell-cards but that definitely does lend further credence to the idea of her power having to do with definition and certainty or the lack thereof.

>>43164630
Yukari is a lazy piece of shit that only live comfortably because she's brainwashed a poor kitsune

>>43171496
Slander
She sandblasted that kitsune's mind to nothing and replaced it with a construct with her own creation
Gappy is a craftswoman of the highest order

>>43160685
And what a great friend Suika is to her >>43159405
>>43144682

>>43175373
I mean she is telling the truth, Yukari literally trapped whaletits in a bottle because she saw other people having fun without her, and ruined an entire banquet because no one invited her

>>43150881
"I-I was just holding back" is Alice-tier cope.
Okina really was holding back, while also empowering her opponents, and when she ultimately lost, she just encouraged the protagonists to proudly celebrate their victory, because Okina is very secure in herself, and doesn't feel the need to make excuses after her defeats. She has enough social grace to make new friends, and she's succeeded at everything she set out to do since HSiFS, while Yukari is now best known as the village clown.

>>43162317
Tits too small

>>43183012
Yukari pads her chest

>>43183016
wrong, she manipulates the border between flat and stacked for her chest, it is totally different

stop bumping this shitty ass thread full of lies and slander

>>43187436

where's the good yukarin thread? did chen eat it?

>>43145932
Hot

>>43187767
This is the only good yukarin thread

>>43194250
b-but the other anon said mean bad things about it...

>>43166413
As much as I like the idea, the method she uses for moon travel puts a bit of a damper on the interpretation.
Certainly it's a strong theme, but to say that's her power is a bit of a stretch. It's more like she's limited to the methods to use her power in the way she ascertains and omits that limitation. Hence why she took her sweet ass time dealing with the Perfect Possession incident.

>>43187733
Dumb granny

>>43198550
Quiet you little shit.

>>43144418
She just joshing...

>>43200003
Reiminds me of this.

>>43144469
She never lost a battle so no.

lonely hag

>>43202874

>>43210674
She does though in PCB's phantasm stage. Also mizuchi absolutely dominating yukari in detective satori but that's not exactly a battle.

The laziest in all of Gensokyo, outmatching even Kaguya and Patchouli.

>>43144653
>Definitely the muscle of the sages, since she's an oni
Too bad she sealed away all of her oni malice. This probably isn't true anymore.

>>43215071
notice how these three are all beautiful youkai, clearly being able to take a proper rest helps a lot.

Even if we ignore her "boundary powers" whatever they are her teleportation power is busted. She could just gap you into the center of the sun. Anybody without teleportation powers would be screwed.

Clearly all of this is Renko's fault for not taking merryberri's virginity

>>43215071

>>43224757
Yukari perving on similar in some kind of compensation for lost time with Renko is an interesting idea at least. I'd read that doujin

>>43231383
Gappy looks soft

>>43237353
she is soft, not as soft as her shikigami, but soft nonetheless

>>43238032
Words cannot describe how much I want to rest my head on her chest.

>>43238032
Yukari is very surprised at who you want as the mother of your kids

Why did she do it?

>>43240625
she needed to eat

bump

>>43240661
She talked too much to her rightful mate
Gappy is just teaching a homewrecker their place to better protect (You)

Despite her recent canon portrayals I like to believe gappy is still a very classy lady thats super intellectual and likes scheming.

>>43244367
Lonely and insecure Yukari might actually take a mate while arrogant and imperious Yukari would not

>>43244336
Why is she looking at me like that?

>>43245822
She's feeling horny and is thinking about raping you

>>43215075
>This probably isn't true anymore.
Not with (canonical) tits that can crush mountains

>>43245772
She can be both actually, one is her public face and the other is her when alone with her thoughts
I like the gappy moe of her rejecting the man that keeps trying to court her since he's a human while she keeps insulting him over being "dim-witted food" while she beats herself up over it while drinking sake alone on her veranda and hopes that not only will he try again tomorrow but that she won't chicken out again this time.

>>43247212
Souds a little like a more desperate and insecure Yuuka.
Yukarins think alike i guess.

>>43247230
All youkai can get rather desperate at times, its a side effect of belonging to a non-socially motivated race that is highly independent. Their only real option at happiness is taking a human lover and they know it but desperately don't want to admit it.
Sadly all youkai are also autistic so the rates of hybridization is extremely low.

>>43247230
yuuka is heartless, yukarin is just a prideful lady.

>>43247361
Yuuka is just a troll
Yukari is a deep and thoughtful gal

>>43247361
>>43247452
Two words;
Youkai Moe

>>43214211

>>43248706
So to get to Gensokyo I only need to draw an unflattering picture of Yukari? Wow, didn't know it was that ea

>>43248936
Damn, he didn't finish.
Oh well, at least i'm safe from the gap gra

>>43249169
It is nice for her to press the post button. I'm just surprised an old hag like her knows how to use a compu

>>43249182
While these jokes are funny, they aren't exactly the believable sort, you know. It's not like an obaa-san like Yukari could ever actua

>>43160081
The Koish is merciless

>>43249191
>>43249182
>>43249169
>>43248936
God, it's like 2010 all over again.
Not that ten years ago would feel like much to an old ha

>>43249182
i also surprised that the old hag can even complete the captc

insulting her is not the right way to do it
the only thing that gets to Gensokyo is your lifeless body, so what's the point?

>>43249535
Just have your corpse get discovered by Seiga or return as a ghost, it's not that complicated.

>>43249535
your body is dead but your souls isnt.

>>43249745
what if Orin makes off with it first and it gets turned into reactor fuel?

>>43248936
>unflattering
It's an accurate portrait in contemporary style (to he

>>43249747
Then you just become a Vengeful Spirit and work from there. It's all good, man.

What will she's gonna do in Touhou 19? Sleeping like usual

>>43144469
IIRC in Yukari's very first appearance she brags about how it's her cunning that makes her dangerous, not her raw power

So yeah, probably. Still stronger than most of Gensokyo though.

>>43179211
Yukari isn't strong enough to secure victory in a fight. The only times she actually fights is when losing won't affect her plans; the rest of the time she sticks to the shadows.
Exception being that one time she fought the Three Fairies of Light because there was a risk of them screwing with the GHB and she wanted to make sure they were just random weaklings.

>>43194807
Yukari's gaps seem to have basically the same limitations as the Nevernever portals in The Dresden Files.

Opening a way requires the two locations to have some kind of sympathetic link. For most mundane places their connections shift constantly like currents. Often you can't go directly from one place to another - you have to make multiple trips, pausing or walking short distances in-between.

In one book Harry needs to break into the vault of Hades, so he first breaks into the most secure vault in Chicago and opens the portal from there. Turns out the vault's owner actually knew Harry would be breaking in, and was willing to just leave the door unlocked, but didn't because that would weaken its similarity to Hades and prevent Harry from opening the portal.

Harry is only able to tell where to place portals correctly because of an amulet he receives partway through the series; before that (and for other wizards in the series) the portals lead to random potentially-dangerous places so they're used only as a last resort.

>>43259323
I've never seen any such limitation

>>43262037
?

>Bougetushou (Yukari can't gap directly to the Lunar Capital except under specific conditions involving the reflection of the full moon)
>Magical Astronomy (Maribel is unable to travel to the moon until she spots its reflection and realises that she could use it for that)
>Scarlet Weather Rhapsody (Yukari can't gap directly to the top of Youkai Mountain and has to make multiple stops)
>Trojan Green Asteroid (When Renko learns that the space station has an Ame-no-Torifune shrine gate, she says that there's another Ame-no-Torifune shrine gate nearby and that they'll be able to travel to the space station from there)
>Neo-traditionalism of Japan ("Merry, I know that you have some kind of mysterious power,
but I also know that that power is somehow related to shrines and temples.")

>>43262037
?

>Bougetushou (Yukari can't gap directly to the Lunar Capital except under specific conditions involving the reflection of the full moon)
>Magical Astronomy (Maribel is unable to travel to the moon until she spots its reflection and realises that she could use it for that)
>Scarlet Weather Rhapsody (Yukari can't gap directly to the top of Youkai Mountain and has to make multiple stops)
>Trojan Green Asteroid (When Renko learns that the space station has an Ame-no-Torifune shrine gate, she says that there's another Ame-no-Torifune shrine gate nearby and that they'll be able to travel to the space station from there)
>Neo-traditionalism of Japan ("Merry, I know that you have some kind of mysterious power, but I also know that that power is somehow related to shrines and temples.")

>>43144418
because all the sages have a disability nerfing them:
kasen lacks an arm
okina is a cripple
yukari is excessively sexy

>>43262761
>yukari is blonde
FTFY

>>43247452
yukari is a deep and thoughtful troll.

>>43248936
actually, yukari is incredibly cute, as a youkai, she can decide what she looks like, so she doesn't need to look like a sack of old sa

>>43262761
Yukari's disability is that she's tailor made for domination loss, both sexually and casually. She can and usually should win all over the place, but will then job in some crucial, unbelievable way and pay for it.

Yukari just lazy

Yukari is a hard worker

>>43264835
May I please have the source for this?

>>43224757
Wait, so this means that Sumireko canonically have sex in the future?

>>43276421
Renko has to exist to blueclit Maribel and make Yukari somehow

>>43274988
Not gonna go looking for a link, but it's by Tiramisu Tart. First half's pretty good, second's pretty bad, iirc.

>>43267721
A very hard worker indeed

>>43280900
She got me hard, that's for sure.

>>43199365
This really feels nostalgic to how Hao and Yoh are in Shaman King.

Yukari is the haggiest hag in all of Gensokyo.

>>43248936
saggy ha

She's the scariest youkai to ever inhabit Gensokyo.

good night

>>43294914
where is her nose

>>43301684
Teleported to Reimu's armpit

>>43306332
the artist's style is pleasing to look at

Where did the years go..........

>>43314097
through his liver and kidneys

The one boundary she can't erase is the boundary between her virginity and non-virginity lol.

yukari smells like old people. her traditional chinese whitening powder cant fool anyone from noticing that aging skin tone.

>>43288919
Where is her other part? Is it safe?

she is rapeable

>>43311928
i like it too

>>43320582

>>43314119
I will erase it for her

>>43336026
Can't erase a blank sheet of paper

>>43267721
I am weak against exposed vulnerable tummies

>>43339055
Why is Yukari a child in this one?

>>43342963
That's your daughter, she's just dressing up like mommy

>>43342963
why not?

>>43348606
she told me she was 17 and she's actually 12. lucky me, i guess.

small yukari

>>43355355
would marry

>>43349749
17 centuries or 12 centuries?

little brat

>>43355722
washing teeth before eat?

>>43355722
Make me wonder how Ran would deal with her master being age regressed.

>>43355737
You don't brush your teeth first thing after you wake up?

>>43355885
I brush after I shower

i want to brush yukarin's teeth

>>43355737
Some people do that so you dont swallow all the bacteria when eating or something like that.

>>43359802
but it ruins the enamel.

>>43154165
Yeah I never undestood the whole "Yukari" is a coward. I like the whole "setting up all the pieces on the board, before making a final and decisive strike."

>>43359822
the gap hag only looks like a mastermind to powerless mortals
against genuine competition she drops the ball and her spaghetti fairly quickly

>>43359821
To preserve the enamal i dont brush my teeth at all. If i get a cavity or bacteria i just eat them too.

>>43247361
Yukari is a literal child serial killer.

>>43144418
She doesn’t job.

>>43379385
oohh, a cute fairy

>>43289036
NOOOOO FLASHBAGSSS AHHHHH

>>43289036
Why is koishi with Yukari?

>>43389249
one is a lonely hag, the other is a big-hearted schizo, you can tell they could be great friends.

>>43397608
loli yukarin is the perfect daughterwaifu

>>43398011
Imagine having her in a stupor all winter and going in every now and then when she's awake to read her a story and pat her till she falls asleep after a light supper

>>43398046
sounds awesome, yukaloli looks so fluffy warm and polite, i can get the charm of flanny and rumimi as daughterwives, but sometimes you just want a proper little lady! i guess remimi also fit the criteria but you can tell she have a tsun-tsun side.

Is Yukari REALLY an old lady? She acts like a teenage girl.

yukarin got a young heart. young heart in a 17 years old body.

how do I respond when she's looking at me like this?

>>43403534
do this

>>43403534
however she likes because that's the "take you home" smile

>>43403534
show her the D

>>43403534
You shouldn't have complemented her
Now she thinks youre into her

>>43404036
So that's why she's sweating. Granny Gappy really has even less experience with men than Kanako, huh?

>>43404036
>>43404126
Its true, Gappy is the kind of women that once you compliment her a bit and treat her with kindness she'll fall for you easily since no one ever gives her the time of day normally

>>43404152
How do I explain to her nicely that I'm just being polite and actually wanted to get with her Oni friend?

>>43245846
Again?

>>43404168
You don't unless you wanna find yourself meeting a horrible end
Also, she doesn't have friends

>>43404168
you don't anon
you dug your own grave
unless you can somehow bribe someone to help you out but most of Gensokyo would probably see Yukari getting a man as a positive as it would keep her out of their hair

>>43408131
>>43412329
Could I strike a deal with the Tengu at least? This granny is already yammering on about introducing me to her family (apparently a kitsune and a nekomata... What?) And marriage and everything.

>>43412438
It's too late anon
she already asked the tengu to run a story about the marriage and delivered invitations

uwu

based on silent sinners in blue, Yukari is either more sly than the most sly fox or a masochist

>>43144418
pussy withdrawal
https://youtu.be/AKOOFEQFEZQ?t=744

>>43164453
she just misses renko.

>>43403968
men confirmed for emotional iqlet
stop thinking with your dick, shes irritated at someone making a fool out of themselves.

>>43421898
That's more than a bit hypocritical coming from Yukari of all people.

>>43421898
never said it was a good thing
the gap hag found dinner

>>43428030
pocket yukarin can sneak everywhere, anytime

>>43164630
>wageslave
I think eirin is the boss of her clinic with kaguya being the boss in name

>>43428100
eirincope at full speed here. i'm gonna link this post to kaguya so she can cut her salary.

>>43428192
You cut the wagies, I cut the sleepies.
Not like it matters, since Eirin is the one in charge of the treasury as well.

>>43428030
I want it.

>>43144418
Nothing gives Yukari more satisfaction than losing to an opponent in an extremely humiliating fashion for the sole purpose of making her opponent look good.
She has dedicated herself completely to this task, dreaming of the day that she might surpass her idol, the legend known as the STRONGEST jobber.
This is all that she lives for.

>>43435159
I-imagine yukari giving you this look after coming up to her as she strolls in the village and hitting with your best pickup line

>>43441383
if you give up after the first cold stare you're not a true man.

>>43441425
Its why you have to keep hitting on her until she either gaps you into her kitchen or bedroom
There is no other outcome

>>43449629
imagine: you go to sleep in your warm bed and you feel something tickling your feet...could it be a lonely lady?

>>43449663
I dont know what it is, what i know it is getting a kick in the face.

>>43449663
Why is Yukari going for my feet...?
Also I'd be violently terrified if something started tickling my feet as I live alone in a small shack

>>43455904
#stopshikigamiabuse

how did she get in there?

>>43461191
she's hiding from ran.

>>43463378
And why is she hiding from her?

>>43463794
she tried to make a coffee but she forgot you have to put some water in the moka.

gap youkai

>>43470678
i want to help this nice dumb young lady.

>>43470700
>>43470678
Well, if her chair ever breaks, i'm the man to call!
I know woodworking AND metalwork, that chair will be good as new

>>43470725
wait, are you implying yukarin is fat?

>>43479027
yukarin mama, let me hide under the warm blanket preaaasee---

why do early 2hus have doorknob hats?

>>43421884
Anon why you gotta remind me like that :(

>>43144418
I don't understand this. Yukari was never implied to be mega powerful on a magical muscle level. Plus it was established early on that at least three other characters (Eiki, Eirin, and the Watatsukis) were much stronger than her. She's dangerous because she's intelligent and crafty, not because she's a perfect superbeing who never loses fights.

>>43483107
Yukari is one of the sages and made gensokyo
Its implied plenty

>>43483107
I blame fanon

>>43483107
Because Yukari is the one character that get talked about the most in powerlevel dumb talk

>>43483107
>Yukari was never implied to be mega powerful on a magical muscle level.
The amount of chuuniwank she got in PCB alone is unparalleled in the entirety of Touhou.

She's so powerful her shikigami has her own shikigami!
Lemniscate on the cap!
She wouldn't fit in "Extra", so "Phantasm" had to be added!
Necrofantasia is ridiculously bombastic even by PCB standards!
11 spell cards including 2 survival cards!
The shortest wavelength in the visible spectrum!
The youkai of boundaries!
etc.

Also, >>43484147

>>43491893
hags these days get young so fast...

>>43470678
aren't girls cutest when they're dorks?

>>43144418
Yukari is like this thing, so strong and powerful she lets others beat her up as a joke.

>>43494732
danmaku isn't actual fighting, its competition, and nobody likes shitty onesided competitions
even The Heck can and has lost, despite being explicitly stated the strongest character by ZUN himself

>>43483097
because

>>43502777
Who is dead in that doujin? Sauce? Looks like an interesting read

>>43503476
Osana and reireimu is literally part of your fucking board banner secondary.

>>43504511
Getting called a secondary for not knowing a fanwork? well that's a new one.

>>43505087
small :<

>>43505087
small :>

>>43505105
We can correct that for you.

>>43505554
yukarinnies ^.^

>>43505335
We can correct that for you.

>>43505868
>we

Useless hag!

>>43516796
me under the kotatsu

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SKrUw_gL054

>>43525469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU

Fuck Yukari

>>43528588
y-yukari-sama...wait a sec...

I think I am going to choose Yukari to be the mother of our children!

>>43528588
Canon?

43530036
stop that

goofy old hag

what would happen if i took a shit in a gap?

>>43536902
it would come out the other side, which if she noticed you were shitting in one of her gaps, would be in your mouth

>>43529248
The best gappy is more gappy

>>43483107
Her ability is the kind that can be easily abused by an intelligent and crafty person though.
Always viewed it as akin to a nuclear bomb: in theory, Yukari could break all kinds of boundaries in order to ensure her preservation (e.g. the boundary between life and death, weakness and strength, and so forth) but to do so would risk losing herself as she tampers with the variables that define her relative to reality.

>>43144418
She sucks at using her powers.

>>43553934

>>43553934
more like the writers

>>43145808
>she kneeled to a moonie and her rabbit
And yet she achieved her goal. Her goal was not to fight them. Her goal was to distract them. She basically walked into a trap deliberately and said
>Aww, rats, you got me. Guess I'll give up now. Please pay no attention to my ghost friend sneaking into the capital while you're holding me captive.

>>43248936
>>43249169
Just like Candleja-

Plenty of Yukaris to save here.

>>43560186

>>43404036

Yukari can't give other people headaches if you turn her into a mother of 12 children.

I like Yukari with a dress more

>>43563538
With each new gappy you make the headaches worse exponentially.
So basically keep pumping out gappys till you expire, you should be able to get at least 70 out before get too old not counting twins.

>>43564850
You are saying that Yukari would teach our children to be headaches?

>>43565085
Not only that but it'd also be genetic

>>43565102
Would it be stronger in our daughters?

Does Yukari like to gap in shotas or is /ss/ more of a Ran specialty?

>>43565085
Of course, she'd teach them to be just like mommy

>>43566746
>have 12 kids with Yukari
>half are girls
>six mini-Yukaris
Well fug I became the most hated man in Gensokyo for bringing about this future.

>>43545384
There's at least some things which Yukari can theoretically do, but doesn't because it would make her too many enemies.

E.g. she can't meddle in the Dream World too often or Doremy would give her perma-nightmares or summon Dream Yukari to attack her or something.

>>43565110
The strongest, after 7 daughters they'd be able to teach each other and the oldest can finally use their powers to get around on their own.

>>43566306
All youkai are into /ss/ but out of the two Ran is clearly the more lewd around shotas

>>43570827
What’s the worst that can happen with mini-Yukaris running around.
>>43570848
Understood.

>>43571945
You step.of them.

Look at her go!

>>43576756
where to?

>>43576766
the retirement home!

>>43576882
damn, i hoped it was my house. :(

nap time

>>43576922
What is sleeping with Yukari like?

>>43576929
very warm, soft and comfy.

>>43576963
Nice.

>>43576963
it's true

>>43577092
why she sleep with her dress on? did ran forgot to wash her pajamas?

>>43577133
to let you know its her of course. you take her hat and dress off she becomes a generic blonde :)

>>43577269
but she always have her gap sign with her, see, it's in the pic too. what kind of generic blonde can show a "yukari yakumo" panel?

>>43577133
I am not a woman or a faggot so i never tried a dress, but i am sure it must be comfortable enough to sleep with it on. Specially a old lady's dress like that.

>>43577269
Gappy still has her pretty purple eyes and her evil smile

>>43577269
she might get asked out more if she got rid of that stupid goofy hat

>>43577728
her hat is cute!

>>43578131
i want to pat her hat!

>>43578131
All of gappy is cute

See all you Yukaribros later.

Time for the hag to hibernate