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I will be forced to give her a real bountiful 'harvest'

I rolled Reisen in the last thread as well! What does it mean?

>>43159118
It's destiny that you are with Reisen. That's what it means. Her love transcends these arbitrary threads.

>>43159025
Would her sister or maybe Reimu help me if I asked, or is it over for me?

I don't think i have any way out of this one.

>>43159184
You asked, but both of them demanded you pay them an amount you can't afford for their assistance! If only you never lost your wallet... How unfortunate.

Well, there goes any hope whatsoever of escape. Just the thought of a diligent Komachi is frightening.

>>43159084
There are worse fates. She's probably a good cook.
>>43159200
Sagume is one of the worst girls who could get attached to you. She can easily make it so that you can never escape, and life in the Lunar Capital would be terrible for a human, even in a palace.

>>43159184
Shion was once on the side of one of the roads of the Human Village!
She was there to beg once again due to her self-sustaining poverty!
People about her continue to pass by her as she calls to them in her meek, yet low voice...
Then, Anon comes along the way!
She calls to him as she has like the other people, expecting him to go by.
Surprisingly, he stops, and turns to her!
She jumped at this sudden break of the norm, yet was happy nonetheless!
Shion begs to Anon for some money, which to her surprise even more, he happily gives!
With a smile on his face and a wave, he goes about business as usual.
Shion's heart skipped a beat at Anon's selflessness, a blush slowly forming on her face!
She wants to see him again...

>>43159250
There is no option but to concede defeat and let her wrap her wing around me then. I'm sure there is some relief in her being a Goddess, don't have to commute with the bunnies.

>>43159025
fuck

>>43159167
That's actually comforting to hear. I could've been claimed by someone a lot worse, but Reisen is a good girl. I'll do my best to make her happy!

I'm fine with this. I'd love to sex Alice

>>43159440
Wait until you are dragged into her basement and tied up to be used as a meatdildo for a few days before making your judgement final

I think its over for me.

>>43159025
Gross I don't want Youmu.

>>43159879
Good. Mine

>>43159935
You can have her.
I'm not interested.

>>43159025
Could have been any girl in Gensokyo and I get a regular Japanese girl.
Lame

>>43160263
You need to re-roll bro. This thread doesn't have it but
>Yandere Youkai discussion.
Lucky you

>>43160462
I feel like re-rolling is cheating and goes against the point of the thread.
That said I got Ran.
So I guess technically she counts since she really is from Gensokyo while Renko is from the outside world and not Gensokyo or even been to Gensokyo.

>>43160781
Ran has nine tails so she expects nine children from you

>>43159025
How did she become obsessed with me? She doesn't go out that much and wouldn't be able to keep tabs on me unless I worked at the mansion.

>>43161375
You patted her head when Remilia took her to the village as a reward for good behavior, and Flandre thinks that was basically a proposal and that the two of you are married now.

>>43161409
That's an innocent reason. Maybe yanFlan isn't so bad after all.

She is admittedly one of the newer hus that I am not all that familiar with. What's her deal?

>>43161830
She is very racist against humans.

I can handle cats, mice, dogs and foxes but a wolf is too fucking much. Fuck it's also 12:00 AM, looks like it's over.

>>43161859
Well that certainly doesn't bode well for me. Is this going to be one of those situations where she thinks less of humans but is also into it for that reason?

>>43161891
Hope you like hairy arms, legs, butt, back and chest.

>>43161905
Just ran away, i can hear her howling in the distance, hopefully i'm out of her smelling range. This 2hu is not for me.

>>43161946
Start a fire. If she gets close, threaten to ignite her bush.

>>43161946
Stock up on silver accessories.

>>43161830
she's aya's boss, so she's got a lot of power at her disposal, and she's friends with an oomukade
that tripod she's holding is not used for taking pictures, but for beating her subordinates with when they misbehave (you will be at risk for beatings too)
she also has a pipe fox assistant who will whisper lewd things in your ears

>>43159025
can i reroll to have someone ACTUALLY INTERESTING instead?

>>43162223
the koish will be plenty interesting for you, don't you worry

>>43162223
I don't remember who that hu is.

FINALLY SOMEONE I WANT.

>>43159200
How would she act like? Would she come up to you and have her way with you, stalk you silently, or simply will you into coming to her?

>>43162339
You want a lazy bum?

>>43162371
Yes.

>>43162388
I crave ruining Reimu's figure with pregnancy

Just so you know, everytime you reroll for a character, you just add another one to the list of yanderes coming for you, you don't delete the previous one. And don't think it'll be as easy as to let them fight over you.

>>43162402
Re-rolled a Takane for a Kutaka.
Not quite sure what'll happen there.

>>43162402
What happens if you never stop rerolling?

>>43162402
Rolling ALL the girls! Now Gensokyo is my harem.

>>43162469
>No Man's Land

>>43162459
>>43162469
Every Touhou you rolled for gets a piece of your corpse.

>>43162487
Oh, so I just have to roll Seiga so that I don't stay dead, got it.

>>43162076
Being taken as a "pet" by Megumu! She knows it can't be presented as anything else or she will lose face with the other tengu for falling for a human. Even so, the other tengu notice that she is very touchy about anyone else interacting with her pet. Soon the other tengu figure out that it is best to simply ignore him when they see him if they want to avoid her wrath.

Megumu was very affectionate with her pet. She was often consumed by her work but when she wasn't, she was seen heaping attention onto her pet human and spending her time with him. She even felt a bit sorry about having him cooped up in her house when she wasn't able to pay attention to him so she decided to let him wander around outside if he wanted to. Not by himself, of course. The only condition was that he had to be accompanied by her loyal assistant Tsukasa when he did. She is the only person that Megumu trusted to keep her pet from running away or interacting with the other tengu.

Tsukasa was also affectionate towards the human. She always seemed to know just what to say to make him smile and quickly endeared herself to him. The kitsune was even a bit handsy with him at times. The other tengu saw what their interactions were like but they did not think it to be a particularly important detail. They didn't know the real reason why their boss took this human as a pet, after all. To them, Tsukasa was just as much Megumu's pet as this human was. What they do together was of no importance to them.

Tsukasa kept a respectable distance from him when they were under Megumu's roof. This didn't stop her from giving the human the occasional smile or wink when her master's back was turned. Was Tsukasa genuine in her affection towards the human or was she just bored and wanted to see if she could get this human to fall for her?

>>43162619
Tsukasa isn't a kitsune, she's just a regular fox

>>43162634
i thought she was a tube fox thing

>>43162634

>>43162619
Tsukasa will 100% manipulate anon for personal gain.
Want the dishes done? "Hey anon, where's megumu? oh, you did the dishes for me? never mind then, heeheeheehee"
Sex fox is a lying sociopath

>>43162735
Continually sexxing the fox until the lying sociopathy disappears!

>>43159879
You don't get to decide.
Youmu has made her choice.

First Remilia, now Yuyuko?

What will I have to deal with next?

No!
Nooooooooooo!
Help me, i don't want a fox!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

>>43164014
Would you prefer the other fox?

I got this dumb bird

>>43162402
I have gotten this cat two separate times. I think she is inviting me...

>>43164014
you will be submerged in the fluff and like it

>>43162388
I just realized Reimu might have the lewdest non-lewd character design ever

>>43162402
>tokiko (literally hu)
>reroll
>kanako
>reroll
>clownpiss
>reroll
>yuuka
*Sigh* that’s what I get for being greedy I guess

I'll have to get sturdier doors before the full moon hits.

>>43163874
Either Suika and then Kaguya or Kaguya and then Eiki. You're one lucky man anon

>>43159025
i got proto-Sakuya

>>43162388

>>43166080
>>yuuka
>yuuka
Sign me the FUCK up.
Insane flower wife here I come!

>>43169119
But Reimu-chan is a cute girl…

>>43162388
Reimu at least would be very straightforward as a yandere. She's not the type for mind games or subterfuge, and wouldn't really want to jump to something drastic like kidnapping right away. She'd just show up, say you're together now and force her way into your life. Nobody would really want to see how she'd react if they got between you two, so they'd wouldn't interfere. Better get used to her.

>>43159025
YES!
>>43162402
No rerolls, just me and Miko!

I got Kanako

Green nitori won’t do shit

>>43170221
We'll see if you're still holding that opinion when you get ambushed in the woods.

>>43170317
"Your pee pee. Pull it out"

>>43170899
What would happen if I started pissing on her out of fear?
would she try and drink it?
Would she get so disgusted as to leave me alone?

>>43169728
I hope you aren't already a religious man. You are going to need that faith for your new religion after you are forcibly converted.

>>43170899
Why does she have a knife then? A circumcision?

>>43171224
She might give you one if you don't follow orders.

>>43171248
I’m not letting my human seed go inside a yamawaro womb

>>43171450
Don't worry, there are ways of extracting what she wants out of you. Even if you resist.

>>43168871
Oh my I wonder how jealous a cartain someone will be once she hears of the wedding

>>43171450
do the yamabiko instead. she's an endangered species and all

>>43171608
Wedding? Wait a minute Anon. I really don't want to marry some Makai resident, they are demons, satanic black magic sick shit!

>>43171776
I don't think you realize how bad your position is anon!
Yumeko will be the first woman of Makai to get a husband, and she's not giving that up!

wow!
this is the worst-case scenario!
she can probably purify me into never dying!
hopefully i like it there!

>>43162388
Perfect pose.
>>43166045
I would so far as to say even lingerie is a downgrade, I don't know why artists do it.

Sorry for the off-topic.

>>43169376
Man, I really like artillery

>>43173710
She also has a husband and her son is married to her sister

>>43173776
It's weird, she somehow looks more clothed there.

I got Yuyuko. She is the kind of person that would kill you, then rape both your corpse and your ghost.

>>43175002
that sounds like something Seiga would do instead of Yuyuko

>>43175002
Yuyuko would just trap you in hakugyukoro forever, and feed you until you got as fat as her.

But I don't want to put my peenos inside a crazyhu!

>>43177280
You are going to stick you're dick in crazy, you are going to like!

Would a yandere be put off if I wasn't the most mentally sound person when it came to love myself?

>>43173915
She abandoned her husband when he saw her true form and her son is dead (he was the first emperor of Japan in Shinto)

>>43179769
No? If they didn't know then maybe it could take them out of their delusion, for a moment at least. Yet, they could easily just delude themselves into believing that you need them since you're not all there in the self-care department. Which would honestly happen more often than not depending on who you get.

>>43179958
I will show her what obsessive infatuation looks like, then she'll be sorry!

Come on anon, come closer! Heca-chan doesn't bite... What do you have to fear?

>>43180038
>tfw it turns her on even more and it becomes a toxic fight to one up each other

>>43180191
Hot.

hmm

>>43180250
Does that make us the yandere?

>>43180260
She'll try to force you to date other girls.

>>43180080
>What do you have to fear?
Clowns, mostly.

Dammit, I better run now! Worst hu to get to yan for you. I'll never be able to leave the village without worrying about her finding me soon after.

>>43180191
Truly the ideal. I wouldn't have to hold back or be subtle if I knew she was just as bad as I was if not worse.

>>43180427
This will slowly degrade until the two of you are unhinged schitzos, fit for /vt/.
So, when's the wedding?

>>43180518
Immediately.

>>43162388

No idea who this is but I'll try to be good to her (for my own sake at the very least...)

>>43180518
It occurred to me that I didn't even roll for who would be the subject of this hypothetical toxic relationship.

I got Nue. I wonder if she can use her power only on inanimate objects or people too? Either way, she seems like somewhat of a dastardly person with some good potential for this kind of thing.

>>43181861
Reimu's big mikos

>>43182765
Nue would be amazingly unstable like any other ancient youkai

>>43184054
Twice as tricky if she manages to rope Mamizou into helping her with her nefarious tricks.

Banki is fun to imagine as a yandere. She would literally have eyes in the sky following you, not to mention a dozen different schemes to hide her heads inside your home to spy on you. And imagine getting kissed by 9 heads at once.

>>43184902
Imagine kidnapping a banki head only for that to a part of her plan the entire time

>>43164023
Maybe...
>>43165976
Nooooooooooo! I'm a lolicon at heart!

>>43184054
Nue would have grey hair koishi levels of mental issues.
I can only image how violent she would get while horny

Reimu looks like that?

>>43184902
The previous thread had the idea of Banki's head slowing closing in on Anon each time he went to sleep, to the point of them cuddling him. Like, they started with them watching him outside his window, and then he would wake up and they're all there inside.

I never addressed one Anon of where or when the main body comes in, though I imagine they'd be outside, like in front of the home or bedroom door, or in front of a window, and a head comes over and allows them entry. Then Anon would find them cuddling him along with the heads.

>>43187367
Why does Aunn looks so disappointed in Reimu?

>>43188795
You tell me you wouldn't be dissapointed in Reimu.

>>43188845
I wouldn’t…

>>43159084
Remember always fertile

>>43188745
Imagine waking up after a comfy night of sleep and finding that you are hugging something. You look at what it is and it appears to be a very happy looking disembodied head.

>>43189505
Better than a headless body, imo. Though chances are it's gonna be both.

>>43189514
Screaming and dropping the head! Scrambling out of bed in a panic and seeing that there is also a headless body in your bed! Freak out because you're worried someone is trying to frame you for murder! Suddenly, both the head and the body come to life and wish you a good morning! On one hand, you're relieved that you aren't being framed for murder but on the other, there was a strange headless person in your bed with you!

What to do?

>>43189583
>What to do?
honestly, I'd just roll with the punches and just accept it. Its Gensokyo after all
probably ask her if she wants breakfast or something

>>43189514
Just had a weird thought seeing this. What kind of reaction would Banki's body have if you started kissing her head? Would it get really jealous that you're giving more attention to the head, or would she feel you up like crazy thanks to the sensation? Does Banki prefer if you make out when she's whole? Being close and snug together is a highly critical component of making out, I feel, but maybe she's into spreading out that feeling between all her heads and body. Perhaps each head is a different kind of kisser too.

>>43190131
I think they're always just connected, you know? Thanks to being a youkai, there is no separation between the main head and the rest of her body so she'd be pretty happy about feeling everything, in my opinion. I dunno about the other heads, but I presume there's no dissonance? It's still her, and she controls everything about those heads, including feeling any extra pleasure from kissing. That's my headcanon.
Though exploring the idea that a yandere is jealous about different parts of her body does sound interesting. Like heads would be uh, butting heads trying to claim the "main" spot, all the while her body is planning out ways to keep all her heads busy while she's claiming the prize.

>>43162402
Does that mean I'm yandere free since I never rolled?

>>43190742
>she'd be pretty happy about feeling everything,
*regardless if she has her head on her shoulders or not.

>>43190742
I like that interpretation as well, each head is her for sure. However, each head is a bit different personalitywise and the body is less of its own being and more like autopilot.

>>43190762
Don't worry brah, I'll roll for you.
Aaand you got Cirno! Congratulations, hope you like the cold.

>>43190789
But you rolled, so she's obsessed with you.

>>43190789
he told cirno that you are him, and she believed it

>>43190867
>>43190905
>>43190789
In essence, you played yourself brother.

Hope (You) like the cold with a dumb and strong fairy, and a third wheel fairy.

Come on, at least give me a chance!

>>43190867
No, I actually used a separete rng site with my own list of 2hus to determine who's got the hots for that anon. I already have a secret admirer, don't need her to fight anyone by adding rolled yanderes.

>>43191304
Good on you anon. Your bloodline will create a new Sanae a few centuries down the line

>>43193420
And who might this admirer be, Anon?

>>43194855
Wouldn't you like to know.

>>43191304
Congrats, your children will be demigods and Sanae will be your granddaughter.
I hope you like Kanako's old lady jokes and schemes. You're getting all of that and then more!

>>43194882
I guess I shouldn't have asked.

>>43194967
Sorry, I'm a little riled up.

>>43195012
7 heads. Maybe more. Imagine.

>>43195029
7 heads
7 times the jealousy

>>43195012
You're fine, Anon. I imagine it gets a little too hectic when you have so many heads helicoptering you everyday.

>>43195029
Okay, tha..
OkaythanksGrimsby....

I want to see serious danmaku fights over who gets to keep me. And perhaps a serious non-danmaku fight as an all-or-nothing type of deal later.

>>43198778
I can't wait to come out of my house, and in the middle of my front yard I see Remilia and Yuyuko throwing out some serious danmaku.

>>43198778
I don't. Fighting is bad!

oh no

>>43200361
Forgot image

got rin. isn't she unofficially dead? how does that work?

Well I'm fucked

>>43201558
Marry blue cheat with green.

>>43200654
Wait what?

>>43200654
No, she's a cat youkai. She just carts dead people off to the old hell, it's a physical place in Gensokyo. She's very much alive, same as Okuu, Satori, or any of the Oni.

>>43159288
>女苑
what did she mean by this?

>>43202401
She promoted you to the position of "older sister". Congrats, anon. I hope you enjoy your new name.

>>43202103
not orin, rin. as in rin satsuki, the shrine maiden.

>>43207093
Orin is the nickname, her real name is Rin.

>>43207102
i am >>43200654 and >>43207093. if i was going to refer to orin, i would have called her orin. i was referring to rin. i know orin's actual name is rin, and i know okuu's actual name is utsuho. why would anyone ask whether or not orin was unofficially dead when rin was never officially alive in the first place, and can therefore be designated as unofficially dead? sounds more like you and >>43202103 just didn't know about rin.

what does seiran do

all i can think of is her putting that mallet to good use, but that's quite boring to imagine

>>43207119
Sounds like you got a ghost in your PC anon.
Rin is a name, and nothing else. No profile, no actual art, nothing. She doesn't exist beyond as a footnote.

>>43207131
i used the settings the op set up for it, if you didn't want unofficial characters to count, op shouldn't have set it up to allow unofficial characters. desu, though, being chased by a yandere that shouldn't exist, and that everyone thinks is just a figment of your mind does seem pretty creepy.

>>43207184
Kana moment.

>>43207184
Honestly, sounds interesting to have happened Anon. You have this girl that only you know and can see or interact with. If you ever tried to explain it, then you'd be called crazy, labeled as a schizophrenic, and people will talk about it for days to come. At first, you dismissed her, you didn't want to acknowledge that this strange phenomena and would chalk it up to the wind, or sounds from other sources. Then, she starts to use her appearance to try to make you acknowledge her. She starts with you seeing small glimpses, a glance from the corner from your eye here, a distant figure behind something there, and when you point it out to someone else, they check and no one's there. Then she starts to make herself more apparent, slowly inching closer into your line of sight and every time you try to deny her existence, she's there, standing there with a smile on her face with eyes that only have you in them. She would then start to try to insert herself into your life, trying to speak to you and doing things for you, even trying to convince you on she should be with you. Everyday gets harder and harder to exclude her from your life, it's to the point of her sleeping with you and doing things around the house while you're out. Though, even while you're, you might feel her eyes continuing glare at you, piercing daggers into your heart as you try to live your life. If you start to try to get close to someone, then she'll interfere by psychologically damaging you by threatening them. While you know she can interact things pertaining to you, but what about things that aren't, like another person? So, when she tries to attack them, she allows you enough time to stop her, but it makes it seem you're crazy. Trying to juggle this slowly eats away at your mental state, and the relationships around you, to the point that the only you have left is her. You have become so isolated from other people that you've started to accept this girl as someone you can afford to have a relationship with.

I'll probably set it up differently if I OP this thing again.

>>43207641
>Rin gaslights the universe and you into existing
No wonder she was cut, that's one hell of a power!

>>43207641
its kinda like that movie it follows. it has this really retarded plot of a ghost that haunts through std but the actual movie is pretty good.

momma loves you

>>43208309
Thanks mom.

>>43208309
I already have a mom.

>>43159025
I just want a regular romance, not this psycho bitch stuff.

>>43209812
Then you best hope you have a way to counter your yanhu

>>43209860
I will say NO. That should be enough to stop her.

>>43209812
you can have that regular loving romance after the wedding
they will schedule it as soon as possible

>>43209812
They want it too, if only you'd stop resisting.

>>43209881
Don't forget your anti-rape bracelet and whistle!

>>43209769
you sure do

>>43159025
this is a shitty concept because every single one of us here would throw themselfs on these character's arms if the chance came.

>>43209812
>yanhu thread
>”wtf do you mean they are insane???”

>>43215538
I agree. If anything many of us would be able to overwhelm them with our own obsessive behaviors if one makes the mistake of showing us a shred of attention.

>>43215538
This is why you should imagine your least favourite 2hu is hunting for you. A Yuukafag shouldn't imagine Yuuka going yandere, he should get a yan Sumireko or something. Part of the reason for the rolling.

>>43215881
a woman is a woman anon, do you think most of us would care that its not your favorite?

>>43216120
I would roundhouse kick Wriggle in the head so fast.

>>43216120
Yes? Do you have no standards? Or is your favourite 2hu not your waifu?
I like a lot of them but some 2hus are literally the worst.

>>43216120
Uhh… yeah, i would. i wouldn’t want Tewi to be obsessed over me

>>43207641
At that point anon has a stand.

>>43216300
and that's why this thread is entertaining
you don't want the ancient rabbit, but the rabbit wants you, and will be collecting you one way or another
she may not be physically stronger than you like most youkai are, but she has plenty of loyal rabbits to assist her in repossession of her new husband

>>43216412
>You can come with me wilingly or we can do this the hard way.

>>43216412
Also the fact her ability is designed to help herself as well just adds to the inevitability of your capture. Why, to you it might be coincidence that Tewi just happens to find you wherever you may be, but in reality it's her incredible luck that allows her to find you.

>>43216175
>Do you have no standards?
They're very low, I prefer lolis but if even one of them gave me some basic kindness and time of day I'd be scrambling to please them and hitting on them relentlessly

>>43216725
that desperation is why nobody does

>>43216725
You need to get some self esteem… maybe do some exercise and develop a skill

>>43216471
That's quite intimitewiting.

>>43216742
>>43216872
This only applies to hus. I've had actual women give me the time of day and even flirted around and gotten numbers for sport, but I just couldn't be assed to put in the effort to pursue them. This isn't going into missed chances with chicks that wanted to get to know me more but I just misread things or decided I was busy. 3d women are just not worth the effort.

>>43215881
>This is why you should imagine your least favourite 2hu is hunting for you
No. I would rather spend the rest of my days eating my own shit than live with that whore.

>>43217867
Whom?

>>43217902
Why? So you can make a post with an image of her ugly mug with text saying "ooo she's gonna rape you and make you her husband!" in order to ruin my night? No.

>>43218035
anon I think you have the autism

>>43218035
Then what's the point of being here?

>>43218035
Someone else might do that but not me, I'm just curious.

>>43218061
So I can roll a girl I can tolerate having an obsession over me and imagining how it would go.

>>43218092
roll it faggot, and post it here

>>43218035
ooo she's gonna rape you and make you her husband!

>>43218112
Fine. It was a tolerable result.
>>43218189
Fuck off. Don't even try.

>>43218242
she will obliterate your kneecaps worse than an afghan vet if she ever thinks you're trying to run away

>>43217112
to think, the next generation of those rabbits are all going to look like (You)

>>43216471
>>43218780
>>43216507
she is going to have to take my cum out of my dead body. fuck this bunny, i will never lose to pussy

>>43218860
Why do you think she brought Reisen?
she's a field medic in addition to being able to blow away any thoughts of non-compliance

>>43159025
so do I have to reroll or am I still stuck with junko after my 5'1 ass.

>>43219049
See >>43162402

>>43219076
oh, oooh boy.
now I have junko and okina after me then. please for the love of god help me

>>43219097
you already have the love of a god, and she's going to help you plenty

>>43159025
Goodnight yanhu. I am thankful I did not roll
Doremy, at least I will be safe in my dreams.

>>43219603
do not worry Anon, I have rolled for you
Enjoy your new wife

>>43219626
You should have used a different way of determining anon's waifu, as per >>43162402 Doremy is now your new yanhu, in addition to whoever was there before. Hey, at least you can enjoy one of them during the day and the other at night... As long as you can keep a secret.

>>43219651
I was worried for a moment, but now I can sleep easy. Good luck >>43219626.

Rolling for Futo!

>>43219773
It's not what I wanted but I guess she's not too bad.

>>43219722
Don't think you're off the hook tho. I used my patented way of rolling without rolling to determine you're gonna be haunted by this soft ghost sometime soon.

>>43219784
The vore hu

>>43162402
What does this mean? I'm rerolling but she won't leave!

>>43219881

>>43219923
>>43219881
I for one welcome my new Flan overmotou

>>43159025
I think I lucked out, would be totally fine with this

Would a yanhu neglect her work to stalk you? I think girls like Sakuya and Reisen would be easy mode, since they're usually too occupied with other responsibilities to make any big moves on me.

>>43223634
Sakuya would just *make* the time to stalk you.
She is not easy modo.

>>43223634
>Implying they wouldn't look for you on their breaks
However short it may be you're gonna learn their schedules pretty quick for the dreaded "happy hour" (lunch).

>>43223634
>>43223679
This, Anon. They will somehow make time out of their day to have an inkling of you per day. That, or they will have outside forces to courier you over to their place of business, having you work for their employers.

Could also go down like Youmu. Don't test what the Yanhu's lengths they will go to have you.

>>43223634
Sakuya is absolutely not an easy mode. Her time stop isn't limited in any way that we know of, so she can spend as much time with you as she wants. Realistically only doing things like sleeping, cooking, and bathing the sisters outside of that time stop. And even then she'd be free to just carry you off to a cozy little prison opposite of her own room just so she's always nearby to take care of anything Remilia wants.
>Would a yanhu neglect her work to stalk you?
Depends on the yanhu. Komachi might, Meiling might, Reimu might(outside of incidents, but she'd be even more hard pressed to finish business asap so that she can go back to you). Sakuya, Reisen, Sanae propably won't. Still, it typically just means that they'd be much more likely to kidnap you and either keep you under a lock and key or force you to do her job with her than the others. A surprise job offer can also be pretty scary, you know?

>>43223819
you misunderstand me anon.
Sakuya will *MAKE* the time.
As in, she will add in more hours into her day to stalk you.
You quite literally cannot stop her.

>>43223881
Speaking of Reimu, she'd probably be the easiest at first, considering her ability and luck are heavily implied to work best when she's not really giving it her all.

Unfortunately, this also means the other consequences could quickly become disastrous, especially if she's the only one available to resolve an incident, in which case her actually putting effort in to get it done more quickly makes the possibility of her failing much, much greater.

>>43223679
>>43223819
I suppose Sakuya isn't an easy mode yanhu. If her ability to split herself with Time Paradox is possible it would allow at least one of her split bodies to stalk me at all times and ensure I'm not able to start a romance with anyone but her. I guess I'm in more danger than I previously imagined.
>>43223680
For Reisen at least you have some protection from lunch hour stalking by Tewi pulling pranks on her. Though I am unsure how long those pranks would continue if Reisen gets murderous because her free time is getting interrupted.

>>43223929
>Unfortunately, this also means the other consequences could quickly become disastrous, especially if she's the only one available to resolve an incident, in which case her actually putting effort in to get it done more quickly makes the possibility of her failing much, much greater.
Once her obsession becomes more than just a personal problem, I would imagine there would be other people trying to hunt you down and bring you to her just so they can have safety.

>>43224231
Of course, then they'd have to deal with a pissed and very angry reimu.
Luck or no, having the shrine maiden be interested in your life ending isn't good, so it would take a sage to stop her, and even then it would be close.
Much more likely everyone just goes along with it, or gets Marisa to do it in her stead.
Or they could just wait until a new Hakurei Miko is made. Shouldn't be too long in that department anyway.

>>43224290
>tfw the next Miko is just like her mother, both in power and in obsessive tendencies

>>43219881
Sorry, but you only get Flandre. She is also really angry with you for trying to get rid of her.

>>43224290
Well it's not like she's gonna be ready 9 months from now, right? Still gonna take a few years.

>>43224316
Mother and daughter yanobsession

>>43225579
Oh no!?

>>43225651
OH YES!!!

>>43225579
>>43225651
>>43225685
Do you think this happened with Reimu's mom in another timeline, so it's a long run tradition in the family?

>>43223881
I like the idea of Meiling disappearing from her post without warning only to return a month or so later with a somewhat battered looking man that she proclaims to be her husband. Remilia is annoyed and docks her pay for that month but Meiling doesn't mind, it was worth it to her. She tells the mistress not to worry because he's going to help her guard the gate and he's going to do it for free! Remilia is okay with this but tells her to keep an eye on him because she doesn't trust him yet. Meiling cheerfully agrees! She volunteered him for this job so she could do just that!

>>43226916
The idea of Meiling being a yanhu is somehow too absurd for me to seriously consider.
Sakuya? totally, very much the obsessive type.
Remy? Yep, she's a brat that is prone to whims and fancies.
Meiling? Somehow she's too laid back and relaxed for me to believe that she's secretly obsessed over some random.
Of course, it wouldn't be fun if you could see it coming now. would it?

>>43226962
It's always the quiet ones. Besides, with someone to keep her company she'd have a reason to actually stay awake throughout the day. Both to entertain herself and to make sure you don't try to abandon your post.

>>43227076
>>43226962
Queue some writefag giving us a reason as to why big sis meiling would become obsessed over someone's affection.
In the most loving terms possible, I like reading those one-shots.

>>43159025
To what extent could Suwako use curses to control people? Could it be as simple as cursing her obsession with "Any path you take will lead you back to me." or do the curses only cover general concepts like misfortune?

>>43233545
Translation?

>>43238389
Well she's handed you a beretta M92, and is loading a round into the chamber for you, so I guess she wants you to kill someone.

>>43238389
She wants you to play Russian Roulette with that gun and assures you that she removed all the bullets from the magazine and even tells you that you can check to confirm.

Then she refuses to let you take the bullet that is already in the chamber after you presumably checked to confirm that too. I wonder what the original context for this comic was?

>>43238534
Aww she went through the trouble of learning everything you like and don't like.

>>43238534
Lies, Yachie doesn't have breasts.

>>43238763
Yachie has whatever she wants
go ahead and say she can't, your kneecaps will learn a valuable lesson

>>43238773
Yachie is flatter than a cutting board.

>>43239269
So she's useful.

>>43227076
2hu pressed against glass pics hit different
its probably the knowledge that nearly all of them could shatter the glass effortlessly and collect you if they wanted
The sunflower wants to play, as she knows you're going to be hers in the end regardless

>>43241789
Yeah, I agree.

>>43241789
I prefer the "literally tearing through a wall to get to you" youkai yandere.

>>43242633
Oh god YES

Yuugi is coming for you.
Nothing can stop her.
You cannot escape.

>>43242655

>>43242672
The joke is on her, I don't plan on going anywhere!

>>43242728
But anon, you ARE going to hell with her. That's not something you have any control over.

>>43223929
Reimu is the kind of girl that nerfs herself, if she were to actually apply herself she'd be entirely unstoppable. This is why I like to believe Kasen and Yukari seem to keep her content and ignorant. Which isn't entirely head canon as a Reimu that properly did her job and trained herself to be better would see the Hakurei revive in full and truly endanger even the sages.
That's also what makes a yanmu so dangerous, you're not just dealing with her supernatural powers of luck and intuition along with her extreme sense of detection but you'd be dealing some of the biggest powers in Gensokyo that would be intent on keeping her dumb and happy.

>>43229898
I could see the suwacky playing the passive game, if you spurn her advances at first then she'll probably say something like, "I understand, but you'll come around eventually. When things get to hard come back and I'll embrace you with all my love!".
Then things will just start going wrong over weeks, months, even years. Eventually you'll have nothing and either you go to Suwako or she'll come to you and make another offer. Suwako would be patient, another year or so means nothing to her.

>>43243451
She absolutely could be if she applied herself, the primary issue I was pointing out is she'd have to completely switch gears compared to how she usually does stuff, and would essentially be in "unfamiliar territory" in that regard. You'd end up with a sort of head-start compared to most other yanhus where they'd be in their element.

Your theory also is fairly sensible, though I don't necessarily think Kasen deliberately keeps Reimu uninformed, given that she genuinely tries to get Reimu to apply herself, and she's secretive with just about everyone.

>>43243581
In Kasens case she did obfuscate the true nature of the yin yang orbs and is very relieved to see reimu is entirely apathetic to the mysteries of the shrine. She does have a personal stake in keep the Hakurei God in its chastity cage and will play cloak and dagger to keep it that way.
At least according the fairy manga, or maybe it was Wahh. I don't exactly remember.

Lily White is coming for you.
Nothing can stop Spring.
You cannot esca- wait, that doesn't right, she's just a puny fairy.

>>43243635
She'll be very loud though, and when she becomes riry blacku she'll do the same but also try being edgier

>>43243635
>she's just a puny fairy
They all say this at first.........

I think it's over bros.

>>43243642
>>43243647
Pfft, Lily won't do anything. She'll probably just drone on about spring and eventually forget about you once she gets distracted by some flowers growing.

I always think its funny that the best yan stories are always made in the character threads instead of here

>>43244316
Here is too low effort, plus the randomisation means you'd have to potentially write for a character you don't care about / don't know all that well.
Wheras on the character threads you know who is the yanhu, you'll attract people who understand and care about that character. and therefore the quality and effort goes there instead of here.

Aya thread is kino.

Honestly? Even if these yandere threads are kinda slow, I still like them. It's always nice to see stories here, small or not.

>>43244521
I like them too, but we honestly could either use a few days of rest after this thread archives, or remove the rolling element. >>43244390 is right. Almost nobody posts any yandere writefagging here, a large chunk of the thread is just images of who anons got. A more 'natural' yan discussion is nicer, and easier to imagine.

You have been caught by Sakuya.
https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/57/1a/571a3421ed66f312428ac212bd4d1af0.gif

>>43244635
Whats even the point of she has big tits?

>>43244628
I went through the archive and apparently some threads were actually made monthly, I think this is good time. And even if I like the rolls, just like you said, it makes the entire thing about images and less about the stories. Should this be removed from the future threads? I don't make them, but maybe this discussion can actually change something in the future.

>>43244721
At least to me it doesn't matter, any writefags can make stories if they want, like the youmu ones earlier

>>43244659
She doesn't pad her chest after all.

>>43244831
My interest in sakuya has hit 0%

>>43244635
You know, time stop rape doujins always are centered around a guy with powers raping a girl. I wonder how would it look with a yandere female rapist like Sakuya.
Like, imagine, every morning wood would cause you to wake up with an orgasm. She'd unstop time to let your cum flow into her, propably holding a knife to your neck, then suddenly dissapear once you finish, with the remaining semen already licked off and sucked out of your uretha.
You will never know when she's watching, or when she's hiding right behind you. You're never safe, no matter what locks or walls you set up. Every time you get even a half chub for any reason you're running the risk of getting ensnared and raped. Almost always ready to start riding you any time you get hard, since she propably can't force you to get erect during stopped time. She can always just disarm and threaten you when she wants, though. Nothing would prevent her from just undressing you and tying you up, even if it's a little boring. Could also tease you in various ways in hopes of getting what she wants, like you'd suddenly find her used panties right in front of you, a suspicious glistening stain in your meal or on your glass, a sudden warm sensation on your fingers, or getting your face covered with pussy juice. Or just getting a faceful of pussy for a split second. Your underwear is always missing, especially when you want to wash it. Can't go into a shower without getting molested and groped all over.
And worst of all, the pleasure from a time stop rape would be utterly overwhelming. You always go from 1 to a 100 in an instant, whatever she ends up doing to you would inevitably cause you to cum your goddamn brains out. Even if you were to start swinging as you cum, she could literally steal your semen by stopping time for a little after every spurt. Catch it out of the air.
Not to mention the other time manipulation shenanigans Sakuya is capable of...

>>43243652
Wont take long til you learn the taste of liver

>>43246947
Do you think she'd tear it out and force it down your throat?
Mokou's the sorta gal that doesn't fuck around, and it's not like you could stop her.

>>43247013
I mean you probably could physically bit her flame ability is a problem
Personally I'd ask her to cook it first and I'd avoid chewing it too much before it gets all grainy

>>43242815
You misunderstand, what I meant was that I don't plan to try to get away from her at all. I'm ready for her to drag me straight to (former) hell!

>>43247038
She might refuse on the basis that cooking it will reduce or even eliminate its potency.

>>43226962
I have this theory that Meiling is secretly kind of depressed mainly because she's the only nice person in a mansion full of negative people, now thid could be a key trait that sends her down the yanhu hole, just imagine Meiling being unable to tell anyone about what troubles her, the stress continously building up while still trying her best to be pleasant until one day you show up and hear her out, and then after finally getting those emotions out of her system she feels tremendous relief, she feels a way she hasn't in centuries, and it's all thanks to you, because of this it's easy to see her growing a bit dependent on you, after all you are the only other person that cares about being amicable with others and she's terrified she may loose you.

>>43250242
It was nice enough until one day Anon confided in her that he had an eye on a pretty girl in the village and asked her for advice on what he could do to get her attention. Meiling didn't like that but threw out some general advice for his sake. Later that night Meiling meditated on what exactly it was that she felt towards Anon. It wasn't simple friendship anymore. If it were then she would have been happy for him and offered him more meaningful advice. Meiling thought about how dreary her days would become if he no longer came by because he found someone else to spend his time with. She didn't want to return to those days when all she had to look forward to was an afternoon nap. After ruminating on that thought for a while, she decided that she was overthinking it. These kinds of things rarely work out anyways. Meiling was sure that next time she saw him, he'd probably be disappointed by the rejection and require some comforting that she would be more than happy to provide.

Unfortunately, that was not the case. The next time that she saw him, he gave her the news that her advice worked and that he was going to have dinner with that village girl later in the week. Meiling was barely able to feign some happiness towards the news before telling him that she had some business to attend to in the garden today and that he should probably go. Of course, she didn't actually have anything to do on the other side of the gate. All she did was wallow in sadness, thinking that he was lost to her now. That sorrow soon turned into anger. Why should she give up the happiness she found to some village whore? Meiling decided that if this girl wanted Anon so badly then she would have to take him from her by force.

The next day, Anon returned with some terrible news. As he approached the mansion gates, he noticed that Meiling seemed to be in a much better mood than the previous day. He was glad that at least someone seemed to be having a good day, given the nature of his visit. The gatekeeper cheerfully wished Anon a good afternoon before taking note of his glum expression. He told her about how his date had been cancelled indefinitely on account of the date having been savagely beaten the night prior. According to what little information the girl was able to give, the perpetrator was a hooded figure wearing a mask depicting a dragon. The figure challenged her to a duel, which she declined on account of not being a fighter, but the mysterious figure refused to take no for an answer and attacked her anyways. The assault did not last long but it left her bloodied, battered, and broken. Before the figure left, it left a warning to her to stay away from Anon. He expressed his worry to Meiling. Why would anyone do something this terrible, citing him as the reason? She gave him a pat on the back and told him not to worry. There is no need for him to fear any mysterious masked figures because she'll protect him from anyone who would try to do him harm. He thanked her but he still seemed a bit worried. In this she saw a golden opportunity. She pulled him into a side hug and offered to let him stay with her for a while. The groundskeeper's quarters that she lived in on the mansion grounds wasn't the largest but it had plenty of room for a second person. It certainly sounded safer to Anon than returning to his one person home with who knows what watching him, so he took her up on that offer. Meiling was overjoyed to hear it and announced that she would cook him some of her famous Chinese cuisine on that very night. Anon was glad to have a friend like her and felt better about the situation already.

As did Meiling. Now she had plenty of time to show Anon why she was the only woman that he needed in his life. If she needed more time then all she would have to do is bring the "mysterious masked figure" out of hiding to remind him that there was still danger abound.

>>43250673
Meiling is gonna do her best to keep her new friend and turn him into her boyfriend!
I wonder if Meiling is gonna take it slow or try to force things along, she's certainly attractive enough to try to get her way but maybe she'd rather capture anon's heart first?

>>43252324
Proving to Anon that she can take very good care of him! He eventually sees in her what she saw in him and they have a loving relationship that eventually becomes a marriage! Even though the danger of this masked stranger is long gone and the girl from the village recovered, though with a permanent limp, Anon never returned to his home in the village and stayed with Meiling on the mansion grounds where he now works as a secondary gatekeeper alongside his wife. He is oblivious to the fact that his marriage was built on a foundation of aggravated assault and Meiling intends to keep it that way!

>>43254995
There'll be conflict with the mansion once Meiling has to go on maternity leave and there's nobody fit to replace her

>>43255583
It's okay, Meiling taught her husband as much as she could about hand to hand combat while she could and the mistress was kind enough to let Anon borrow a weapon from her collection. As a matter of fact, she had an entire uniform for him. The mistress was glad things turned out this way, she always wanted to have a guard who wore such a uniform but the one she had on hand didn't really fit anyone until he came along!

>>43159025
i dont mind tewi much

>>43257675
I do, sneaky damn rabbit, she is going to trick you into walking into the bambu forest and that’s the last thing anyone is going to know about you.

>>43257675
Your tabs are lacking
Not even any "gay porn with fancy hats"
I am ashamed

>>43257675
I want her to give me good luck...

>>43257783
Same

bump

I got Yuuka.
Is she someone that should be locked up in a funny farm for a while or can I fix her?

>>43270287
there is not a cell on earth or paper that could hold her
if the sunflower wants you, she will have you

>>43270287
You ain't going to fix her, or even deny her.

>>43270287
God i'm so ready.

>cirno
too dumb to go from a lovestruck tomboy to a lovesick tomboy!

>>43274066
Don't worry! Cirno will protect you!

>>43245166
Jesus fucking christ that is hot