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Slut thread

>> No.4322635

That's not the diaper pic.

>> No.4322647

Suwako is the only canon non-virgin.

>> No.4322653

Oh no you didn't.

>> No.4322659

>>4322647
who the fuck cares about canon its a shooting game

>> No.4322666

>>4322647
Please point me to somewhere where any touhou is shown not being a virgin that is canon.

>> No.4322672

I want to fuck her hat so bad.

>> No.4322680

>>4322666
Sanae is Suwako's descendant. It's in their profiles.

For Sanae to be Suwako's descendant, she would have had to have been knocked up, and to do that, she would need to have had sex.

>> No.4322685

>>4322672
How would you accomplish that?

>> No.4322701

>>4322680
According to the Bible canon, Jesus was born even though Mary didn't have sex with anyone.

>> No.4322704

>>4322685
With my dick.

>> No.4322717

>>4322701
BIBLE LIES

>> No.4322720

>>4322704
Impossible.

>> No.4322725

>>4322680
Ever hear of "immaculate conception"?

>> No.4322726

>>4322701
Mary was a whore.

>> No.4322733

>>4322701
good thing bible isn't touhou.

>> No.4322737
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4322737

Hey guys, what are we talking about? Perhaps I could fetch little Athena to help.

>> No.4322734

She took a rib from Reimu while she was sleeping and formed Sanae with it.

>> No.4322769

>>4322701
I bet the dumb slut had no idea her retarded excuse for suddenly becoming pregnant out of wedlock would not only be believed but become the world's largest religion.

>> No.4322784

ITT: people find excuses to make his touhou a virgin.

Here is a news flash, no Touhou is a virgin. Not a single one.

>> No.4322812

Hey guys, just this.
Suwako must have loved her husband not only until he died, but up to this very moment.He was the only guy she ever loved and had any type of relationship with.
Not being a virgin does not mean you are a whore. It's your past that counts.

>> No.4322966

asexual reproduction?

>> No.4322981

>>4322966
Zeus can do it.
Are you saying Suwako is less impressive than Zeus?

Not that Zeus didn't have sex. A lot.

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>>4322812
>Not being a virgin does not mean you are a whore

>> No.4323018
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>>4322784

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>>4322812
Pic of Suwako's immortal husband.

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4323249

>this whole thread

>> No.4323278

>>4323026
I FUCKIN'D LOL!

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>>4323004

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