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Remember eating too much cucumbers make you bald

>> No.43190345

>>43190323
Nitori the monk!

>> No.43190375
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43190375

>>43190323
kappa little squadron!

>> No.43190525

>>43190323
I-is this true?

>> No.43190539
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43190539

Kappa kappa Nitorare

>> No.43190710

>>43190323
I want to pour sake on her bald spot!

>> No.43190761

>>43190710
I want to kiss her bald spot!

>> No.43190772

>>43190761
You'll get good luck from that.

>> No.43192277

>>43190375
Mob kappas are the best thing to come out of the official works

>> No.43192328

poor cute kappa.

>>43190772
does it work for every kappa? not that i mind nitori-chan, but you gotta get the chance when you can.

>> No.43193371

>>43190539
>nitori with silicon bags
goddammit with the coomoid

>> No.43193464

>>43190525
Cucumbers are my favorite veggie, I started going bald at 16.

>> No.43193481

>>43193464
i'm positive there's no correlation

>> No.43194955
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43194955

her backpack is huge for a little one like her!

>> No.43195096

>>43193371
Kill yourself discordfag
The proper term is cumbrain, you absolute fucking child

>> No.43195111

>>43190323
Rub the bald spot for good luck

>> No.43195159

>>43193371
How fucking new are you?

>> No.43195584

>>43195096
>discordfag
nice slander
>>43195159
the last time i remember she was flat, real newfag

>> No.43195612

>>43195584
Gensokyo operates on belief, ergo she is as stacked as I want her to be.

>> No.43195625

>>43195612
she is flat and it's a fact

>> No.43195627

>>43193371
Why are you jumping thread to thread just to seethe at people not liking pedophilia

>> No.43195632

>>43195584
>nice slander
Libel in fact.
However, despite it being libel its also true. Nobody but discordfags and their raiders talks like you. Kill yourself.

>> No.43195638

>>43195627
flat is flat and it's justice. seethe
>>43195632
i don't have a discord stop tageting me, cumbrainer

>> No.43195641

>>43190323
Kappappa, kappappa,
taking a big bite out of Kyuuchan cucumber

>> No.43195660

i hate nitori ntr booba shit
i hate nitori booba shit
simple as
death to rapists and cucks
even 2d lolifags have some dignity attached to them still. fuck cumbrains/coomoids/slanderfags/croosboarders.

>> No.43195663

>>43195638
>seethe
I'll give you a hint, discord-kun
All that cool lingo you see on /pol/, /v/, /a/ and so on all came from you retarded discordjigaboos and should stay there.
Lurk for 2 years before posting

>> No.43195671

>>43195663
don't fucking care it makes you seethe so i did something good. now cumbrain/coomoid whatever, squeal

>> No.43195676

>>43195612
I believe she is flat. Does that make her medium size?

>> No.43195688

>>43195676
I'll just have to believe harder than you then.

>> No.43195704

flatacoom is better than booba coom

>> No.43195714

>>43190539
goddammit with the newfag art

>> No.43195724

>>43195671
Discord-kun, your impotent rage is showing

>> No.43195769

>>43195724
you're discordfag btw, stop blame shifting. boobniggers are the discordniggers, fuck you

>> No.43195795
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43195795

>>43195769
>n-no u
I'm a proud dfc lover, baka discord-kun

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43195812

>>43195795
Hey, I made that edit!
Cool!

>> No.43195825

>>43195795
>I'm a proud dfc
thats what you always say to yourself but at the end you're posting in a loli with boob threads. kill yourself

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43195873

>>43195825
Nitori does not have big boobs, you absolutely tertiary discord dweller
>>43195812
Thanks for the edit, I've gotten a lot of milage out of it

>> No.43195891

>>43195873
she is flat, you fucking actual discordtranny
i was fapping to flatnori yesterday

>> No.43195904

>>43195688
you can't do that

>> No.43195905

>>43195891
>i was fapping to flatnori yesterday

based

>> No.43195922

>>43195660
So true

>> No.43195925
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43195925

>>43195891
Oh no you really are having a stroke, I hope you have someone that loves you nearby to call an ambulance!
Oh wait of course you don't.
>>43195905
Based on what?

>> No.43195937

>>43195925
stop defending boobrains! stop gobbling on their cocks! stop!

>> No.43195938

>>43195904
I believe I can.

>> No.43196018
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>>43195937
I see the schizo discord-kun also has nothing but cocks on his mind, such is the horror of mental illness i suppose

>> No.43196025

>>43196018
The flan and nitori threads are united through one man's obsession with breast size.

>> No.43196054

>>43196018
>>43196025
keep on the good spirit of fighting against flatfellows

>> No.43196074
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43196074

>>43196054
I actually don't care personally, but it's funny to watch him meltdown.
I wonder if this is the same guy that is autistically triggered by koishi?

>> No.43196080

>>43196074
you replied to me, boobanigger. keep on fighting against justice

>> No.43196090

>>43195938
the belief of one man cannot chance the world, give up now. Flatties won

>> No.43196221

>>43196074
Nah this is the yukarifag that would post his schizophrenic dream threads in between bouts of shitting up every single popular thread on the board

>> No.43196344

>>43190539
This NTR post got people arguing about boobs instead. Guess the bait doesn't matter as long as you catch something, right?

>> No.43196374

>>43196090
It's too late. Nitori has already grown 7 cup sizes.

>> No.43196620

>>43195638
>seethe
18+ site

>> No.43198712
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43198712

Tank top Nitori is best Nitori

>> No.43200166

>>43198712
Pregnant Nitori is best Nitori

>> No.43200186
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>> No.43200205
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43200205

Look at this kappa!

>> No.43200308

>>43200205
is your kappa sick? She looks very red..

>> No.43200689

>>43200308
She's perfectly fine
She's just really excited to meet you, and wants to get to know you better
She has this nice secluded place for your amazing cultural exchange with her

>> No.43200704

>>43200689
No I will not let her ram her first up my ass. Capiche?

>> No.43200715

>>43200704
She wont ram you, but she does want you to ram her

>> No.43200741

>>43200715
Look at her! She is giving (you) the "this hand is going to rip your soul out through your ass right fucking now" look!

>> No.43200754

>>43200741
what with kappas and ramming their arms up my ass

>> No.43200795

>>43200754
It is their way of greeting you.

>> No.43200865

>>43200754
It is terrible slander about the bad old days which are long over
Kappa are friends now, and could be more

>> No.43200922
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>> No.43201287
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43201287

Taking Nitori to a technology showroom! She has been very excited for this event for weeks! But when the both of you arrive, she begins to get nervous with the crowds of people. She looks up at you, like in pic, for comfort. You look back at the kappa with a smile of reassurance on your face. She feels more comfortable now and the both of you enjoy the rest of the day looking at all of the cool technology!

>> No.43204763
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43204763

>>43201287
oh no! A mountain kappa appears! They are now glaring at each other!

>> No.43204791

>>43204763
>They are now glaring at each other!
then they must fight, that's the rule among kappas.

>> No.43207054
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43207054

Wait a minute.. those clothes..

>> No.43208759
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43208759

>>43204763
I prefer mountain kappa. They smell way better.

>> No.43214414

>>43208759
Would Takane be a good mom?

>> No.43216879

>>43214414
No she beats her kids and starves them along with beating her husband

>> No.43216898

>>43214414
Yes she loves her kids and feeds them well along with loving her husband

>> No.43216907

>>43216879
Wet hands typed this

>> No.43216911
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>>43207054
Imagine Taking a closer look at that cute Kappa's workout clothes that you just met at the river and reading "Humaned.Kap"

>> No.43218086

the mutt shat on the floor, got no attention, then replied to himself to cope with that fact

>> No.43218317

>>43216911
I dont get it

>> No.43228124
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43228124

Shortstack kappa.

>> No.43239687

>>43228124
And a big bumper

>> No.43239700

>>43239687
4U

>> No.43241089

>>43228124
There's something in those cucumbers...

>> No.43242336

>>43200865
Should humans and kappa really hybridize?

>> No.43242399

>>43242336
this would only make baldness spread more and more.

>> No.43246286
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43246286

Kappa racing!

>> No.43246793

>>43242336
That would only shrink the baldness more and more

>> No.43250904

>>43242336
Humanity needs more engineers
Baldness is a recessive gene anyhow

>> No.43251063
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43251063

>>43242336
do you really want to be related to an overgrown soft-shelled turtle? think about it rationally

>> No.43255570

>>43251063
They don't look like that anymore

>> No.43255609
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43255609

>>43251063
Rationally, I want to hunt kappa with a PTRS

>> No.43256616

>>43251063
There's an entire board dedicated to men who want to put their kids in ponies
A human looking supernatural creature isn't a stretch

>> No.43257073
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Sewers in Human Village would be infested with Kappas if Human Village had sewers. Once again, human ingenuity defeats their ancient sworn friends by being one step behind.

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43258571

>>43190323

>> No.43259922

>>43258571
this wont help the kappa, unless she just wanted to get drunk fast.

>> No.43266040
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43266040

>>43259922
being drunk is fun part

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43266242

>>43190323
Is that the reason why she keeps wearing her hat?

>> No.43269401

>>43266242
yes. you cant be a kappa and lack a bald spot.

>> No.43269435

Full Nelson.

>> No.43273408
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43273408

>>43251063
Its a little too late for that, Anon
Should have thought about that before going drinking with her

>> No.43273419

What is Nitori like after sex? Is she the kind that falls asleep immediately after the deed is done?

>> No.43273435

>>43273419
She cries like a bitch realizing that her lover he die before her and will be left with a kid

>> No.43273495

>>43273435
Rude and probably not old enough to post on this site.

>> No.43273510

>>43273419
She catches her breath, lays there for a minute or two, then asks if you're ready to go again. The sex drive of kappas is legendary.

>> No.43274332

I love short girls with big sweaty melons.

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