/jp/ - Otaku Culture

if i had a goat demon things would be different around here

>>43180484
kute gyaru goat

>>43180484

>>43180484
That's a gote

>>43180497
Yes it is.

>>43180497
>>43180553
>Goat tries her hardest to make you look at her breasts
>Your gaze remains fixed on her beautiful rectangles

>mg mgs

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

My headcanon about baphs is they can swap around different forms like from their favorite loli form to a super fertile looking gigahag
Do you have any such headcanons?

>>43180700
They canonically have a spell that they can use to have adult bodies and I believe it was implied that the Sabbath members have used that spell.

>>43180700
I do that with BIG MEAT CLAWS/PAWS. They're normally a smaller size with more manageable proportions, but kind of like dragons do, any monster that has them can transform them into the giant man grabbers we all love when desired.

Procreation with Wisp-chan

>>43180563
It's hard not to look at the rectangles.
>>43180700
It's already canon that megamorphosis spell exists and it's implied every experienced Baphomet tried it at least once.

>>43180700
Just because they can switch forms doesn't mean they do. Only degenerate baphs would make use of this power.

I want to manhandle a Baphomet and make her cry at how powerless she is compared to me physically!

>>43180747
Baphos are STRONG.
You could only do that with the sleepy one, she's weak.

>>43180747
Good luck.

>>43180747
You could probably grab her head so she can't touch you, but if she gets serious...

>>43180763
>Baphos are STRONG
No way. There's no way a wimpy little lady like her could overpower a big, burly human like me. I could pin her down easily. What's she going to do? I have muscles, she has none.

>>43180747
Baphos are one of the strongest monsters in the setting. Think only lilims have them beat but only because of their potential.

>>43180772
That picture is photoshoped.
I refuse to believe Runya Runya is capable of this. Must have been some other goat.

>>43180779
strengh doesnt mean she isn't immovable, just means her grip will trump yours, just gotta slip her and then quick thrust into her, pound till bred

>>43180818
There's an ogre behind her actually holding it up. They just use a greenscreen to hide her

>>43180779
This would be true but I've already headcanoned that my wife and I went to pandemonium and had loads of sex for a million years and now she is the strongest monster who could even best druella.

>>43180832
Would she care to beat her though?

If Baphomets are too strong then what Mamono CAN you manhandle?

>>43180844
No, but now my autism is satisfied.

>>43180850
P'orcs are excellent if you're into this.

>>43180850
Bugs are pretty light.

>>43180862
Better go the gym then. P'Orcs pack a lot of meat.

>>43180850
You can't manhandle any against their will. Being able to overpower a man one way or anther is a basic monster trait. Most wouldn't mind being manhandled in the right situation, though.

>>43180850
I want a baphomet to manhandle me

>>43180868
>Better go the gym then. P'Orcs pack a lot of meat.
I mean yeah, it's not effortless, but absolutely worth it if you can pull it off.

>>43180870
Hobgoblins

>>43180878
You know you made it when she goes bui bui

>>43180881
>Once they catch a human man, they use brute strength to knock him down, intent on having sex with him. With their arms embracing a man, it's impossible for them to shake free with mere human strength.
Profile says the exact opposite. You'd better hope you can outmaneuver her (holds included, but then you're stuck next to her) and she doesn't have friends.

>>43180919
You can squeeze her over sensitive breasts. Getting away after that is up to you.

>>43180919
>>43180932
Hobgoblins are the type of enemies who are very easy to dodge and run away from, but if you do get hit it's an instant game over.

If a Monster tries to menace you just kiss them on the cheek, they'lp melt and be defeated instantly.

>>43180932
I doubt the setting would allow escape after you intentionallyntouch her breasts. That's just asking to get clever girled.

>>43180940
Sounds like a good idea, I'll try it on my bully.

>>43180940
Wow, if a kiss on the cheek is so effective, imagine what happens if you kiss her on the lips!

Lilim appreciation post, while they're not rabbits, lilims can still fuck like em! Especially the cakes! Get to fuckin'!

>>43180700
>>43180713
>>43180725
>Hello operator? I'd like a Baphomet with Megamorphosis and tits that could make a Holstaur blush with envy

>>43180977
Fact: the weight of one lilim titty is enough to pin a human man to the ground

>>43180919
The Magnificent Steiner will save me

>>43180484
Little brats get corrected
Big brats get EXTRA corrected

>>43180977
>Lilim appreciation post
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>43180977
>DL had 100 daughters in 1000 years
>About 1 daughter every 10 years
>This means the average age of a Lilim is 500 years old
>Only 10 Lilims under 100
They're all hags and cakes.

Where lolim

>>43180946
The will to only marry my soulmate will protect me.

>>43181024
Queen of Hearts is in the Wonderland.

>>43181024
Do lilims give birth to lilims? If yes then there would be plenty of young lilims out there.
Though, I vaguely recall KC stating that only the DL's children are lilims.

Sabbath appreciation post. Remove hags, remove titty, I denounce onee-sans.

>>43181047

>>43181039
Doesn't she have a husband

>>43181047
You can have whichever one you want and a free dog.

>>43181059
Big tip here that nobody gets but you should really just ignore the lore if it doesn't suit you. Make up some shit about time travel making you her husband if you want.

>>43181047
This is my wife! Say something nice about her!

>>43181028
She wouldn't have tried to rape you if she wasn't your soulmate. Checkmate, atheists.

>>43181079
Then I am canonically her husband

>>43181104
The argument was which girl you could manhandle without their consent. Maybe I was just trying to steal her doughnuts? No rape involved.

>>43181126
Even then, could squeezing a titty and running away really count as manhandling?

Yeti moms are good moms

Every high-level group of monster adventurers needs a low-level human brat to annoy the hell out of them

>>43181081
Well, she's uhh... very healthy

>>43181156
If the party of cc dark braves didn't want a paladin tank, why did they even hire me for their party?

What if I tell Baphomet that I hate pedophilia?

>>43181237

>>43181156
>The party is saving up potions throughout the entire adventure
>They want to preserve every consumable for the final boss
>Anon keeps drinking them because he likes the taste.

>>43181249
And yet she has the body of a 12 year old. Not falling for it, not going to fucking jail sorry.

>>43181261
>Party is saving up gold for end-game gear upgrades
>anon spends it all on over priced cosmetics
They'll hit their limit eventually

>>43181264
Congrats! Miss Baph stole her mom's ID for attention from a boy she likes.

Potion seller, I am going into battle, and I require your strongest potions.

Funny-looking cow.

>>43181347
Elf girls are furry.
That was the left most one though.

>>43181357
I'm Satan's onion

>>43180779
>walk up to the 'strongest' Bapho
>use bowling-ball grip
>pick her up and carry her home

>>43181264
You do know that following anime logic, they're just condensing their power into a smaller, more compact frame for the lulz, right? You say that shit now and you're going to end up with a giga booba Baphomet using your head as a boob rest as she calls herself a genius.

>>43181347
Elf girls are
>you
>a
>also
Uh?

>>43181314
Why do I get the feeling that this comes from some horrible transformation fetish comic?

>>43181411
You are now the elf, anon.
Congratz on being an alp.

>>43181314
>Anon walks into local Sabbath
>walks straight up to the most big-titty Baph in the room
>grab her, throw her on the altar, fuck her until ahegao and coom
>every other Baph stops and stares
>"Uh, Anon, she's only 9 and 11 months."
>Sabbath leader calls MGCPD:SVU
>"You sick bastard!"
>Sabbath cancels all future 'Take your kids to work' and school field-trip days.
>Anon is sentenced to hard-labor until her 10th birthday next week.
>Paroled two days early to go get a wedding suit.

>>43181314
That frog is going to need a lot of training before it can squeeze a watermelon.

>>43181414
It's not, at least as far as I know. Here, I tracked down the other couple of pics from the MGE archive.

>>43181357
I'm going to have my Lich friend sell her Love Potion no. 9, but it's really just Strawberry Milk

>>43181464
Last frog pic! Also, there's a Baph in it.

>>43181470
>tfw no children
heh

What made you think giving catnip a cheshire was a good idea?

>>43181479
She said that mamono are immune to catnip.
I was wrong.

>>43181427
>I couldn't even alp into something interesting
Gay.

>>43181433
>MGCPD:SVU collects a hundred witness statements
>all are just IWTWM
>hag Baphs seething at Anon

>>43181479
She told me it would be funny
she was right

I'm gonna take a Mermaid in a wheelchair and push her towards a downward sloped road and then let go and watch because it's funny.

>>43181551
I'm gonna wheel her to the end of a dock and push her off.

>>43181553
I'm gonna flip her off the wheelchair onto the sand far away from the water near the shore and then point and laugh.

>>43181489
I want a alp bicorn or alp Pyrow

>it's the same retard that posts a reddit screenshot
>now he's posting tvtropes shit
Fucking christ this thread sucks ass now.

>>43181563
Sometimes you gotta suck ass to eat it.
No matter the consequences.

>>43181563
Well it's not gonna get any better so you can either stay here out of spite or leave.

>>43181569
Don't ever reply to me again, you're probably the same breed of cancer since you always show up around the same time as these other retards.

>>43181563
We haven't had a major spergout for ages so things are pretty good.

>>43181563
>thread sucks ass because a tourist posted two screenshots from shitty sites
First day on 4chan or what? That's the price for having constant activity, it's either that or dealing altchans and their slow pace or other issues

>>43181588
>We haven't had a major spergout for ages
I can't tell if you're joking or not since we've had like a near constantly sperging going on the last few threads.

>>43181588
I dunno, some days I wish we had more spergouts. Right now these threads are like back when we had that monster boy faggot from 2013/14 but people just let it happen now.

>>43181586
OK, I promise to never, ever, ever reply to you again.
Except for here and now.
And whenever else I happen to do it because we're all anonymous here.
...
Unless...
...
Are you the illustrious BREATHFAG?

>>43181612
>Are you the illustrious BREATHFAG?
Everyone is breathfag

>>43181620
Breathfag is a lovecraftian abomination beyond our understanding that probably has a abyssal harem.

>>43181648
>He wanted to know what shoggoths breath smelled like
>It smelled like the color of madness
>And grapefruit
He knows too much, he cannot be stopped.

Stop talking about that retarded discordfaggot. He really just needs to hang himself already.

>>43181612
>>43181620
>>43181648
>>43181655
Would you please stop samefagging over your shitty forced meme because you physically cannot be bothered to stay in whatever shithole you came from?

>>43181664
So we're no longer even allowed to make fun of fag? Go off then lmao

>>43181664
Oh, I am sorry to inform you that I am not samefagging.
https://files.catbox.moe/s6ok8o.png
Please accept a humble honeypot ant as a consolation prize.

>>43181433
>Anon and Bapho wedding
>all the Bridesmaids are her schoolfriends running around
>set up house
>all her possessions are toys, dolls and videogames
>Anon has to do all the cooking shopping cleaning, she only does a few minor chores and her homework for pocketmoney
>Anon goes to the first Parent-Teacher meeting - all her unmarried teachers are seething at Anon because she keeps flaunting 'my Husbando' and rubbing her pregnant belly at them
>Haku science teacher sobbing because Bapho made her science project out of empty egg cartons

>>43181664
Three of those I’m not sure could be samefagging, but the third one is mine I was just making a joke of how weird he is.

>>43181655
Lilim sniffs Danuki breath
>its coming from the attic

>>43181675
Sure, anon. >>43181655 and >>43181695
are totally making fun of the retard instead of just writing retarded fanfiction about some shitposting scatnigger.

>>43181604
I only count it as major if it lasts most of a thread or even longer. I also don't count anons responding to really lazy bait,
>>43181611
I see nothing being let happen except one dedicated shitposter who just cannot be stopped. Not that you can ever stop shitposters, just ignore them.

>>43181697
I feel like people have joked about shoggoths tasting "like madness and grapes" for so long it's just a baseline joke here now.

>>43181698
>one
I don't feel like that's it anymore. Now it's starting to feel like a coordinated effort.

>>43181697
Breathfag fanfiction when?

>>43181698
>Not that you can ever stop shitposters, just ignore them.
Gotta say that one discourse I always find funny is the "ignore trolls, they only want attention" vs the "we must harass about everyone who is who might be a troll to not let them fester".
It's like half the thread just pretend they aren't there and the other half can't do anything but post about them and so neither of them win.

>>43181716
if it's the same low effort shit there's no reason to split hairs

>>43181716
You might have noticed when nothing big is happening he stops posting as breathfag to focus on regular shitposting.
>>43181721
It doesn't help that after such a long time of no content any thread will devolve into fighting just out of boredom. 3 pictures a year is... not exactly amazing.

>>43181716
>Now it's starting to feel like a coordinated effort.
That's some real shizo posting right there.
I think it's way simpler with trolls just realizing how easy it is to bait here, go off each others post to get even more bait.

>>43181721
YES. Pay attention to her. She has produce to sell!

>>43181695
Anon sniffs Danuki breath
>turns 360 and walks out of the bank to put his gold under his mattress instead

>>43181736
>It doesn't help that after such a long time of no content any thread will devolve into fighting just out of boredom.
Ah, concern trolling then, are we?
I'm just joking but yeah. I feel one of the big reasons we have so many trolls is just because we don't have a lot of new content to talk about and so some people make "content" out of the thread itself.

>>43181738
>That's some real shizo posting right there.
Not really. Ever since Wightfag's fuckup we've been having more and more posters bringing up literal who discord shit and odd posts using language not seen here previously, not to mention posters like >43181739 using filenames that haven't been seen until said recent drama with Wightfag started make me think it's far more than just one shitposter.

>>43181739
Nah, I'm gonna go and buy fruit from the dryad next door instead.

what monsters will let you tank? way too many are either too protective or too dominant

>>43181760
>using filenames that haven't been seen until said recent drama
Do you think he just might be new? It's a little bullshit to consistently post with filenames that unique though.

>>43181760
>me think it's far more than just one shitposter.
I mean, yeah? Of course there are, I just don't think they are coordinated. I just think there are a few people who have realized it's easy to make this thread go into fit over the slightest thing and are just going off that for fun.
Doesn't matter if they are new, from some discord or where ever else, they are here and I'm not sure when or if they are going to leave.
Or it's like >>43181736 said and that this thread is just taking to fighting itself out of boredom.

>>43181768
men can't be tanks, don't be stupid. Now put on your healer speedo of +12 intelligence.

>>43181347
Elf girls are
All
Lovey
Dovey
So true

>>43181788
>men can't be tanks
They can serve as mana tanks

>>43181526
The hell?

>>43181777
I'm mostly just new. I post with unique filenames because...
1 - I like organizing things, even my mamono folder
2 - I think it's fun to have quirky image names

I DO occasionally sith post, but honestly y'all just make me feel sad for you with how hyper-reactive you are to trolling so I mostly stopped.

>>43181753
Anon sniffs Danuki breath
>cancels the media interview with the Rata underling

>>43181777
Normally it would be best to just assume it's just a newfag that refused to lurk but the passive aggressiveness I get from the guy every time he gets the slightest pushback or the fact he only seems to show up around the same time as the other shitposters on a pretty consistent basis make me think he's acting in bad faith. Not to mention he's a literal furfag so I highly doubt he's some innocent poster.

>>43181783
>Or it's like >>43181736 said and that this thread is just taking to fighting itself out of boredom.
The outsiders that came here to start shit after the drama are blatantly obvious.

>>43181800
seems like too much work to break them in, just like vampires

>>43181813
Being against siths is mostly a meme. They are barely even used by the trolls anymore.

>>43181347
Perverted Yanderes.

Oh sweet, now he's replying to himself to justify his sith posting again. Totally not some outsider raider though.

>>43180763
>>43180779
for all her strength she's still LIGHTWEIGHT
Unstoppable Force yes, but not an Immovable Object

>>43181839
Honestly I like the idea of a mamono who's also a soft, cuddly cat. Jinkos would work for that, too, but that's more of a BEEG vs. smol thing and I do go both ways on that.

>>43181850
I like never ever redesign werewolf.

>>43181820
Anon sniffs Danuki breath
>and takes his daughterfus away from the Alp Sith Story Time immediately

>>43181870
>she's a baka
hot

>>43181832
I like vamps more than elves, although when I think of vampires I do think of them thinking of themselves as superiors but still obviously caring and loving humans, kinda like demons except they won't let you fuck their pussy until you turn

>>43181753
>>43181820
>>43181874
Anon sniffs Tanuki breath everywhere
>and seethes about it on /mon-pol/ while fapping to big Tanuki milkers

Instead of seething, you could at least try something productive.
https://www.4chan.org/feedback

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
need fox

>>43181841
wtf I love elves now

Give yourself to a hebi
Love a hebi

>>43181677
>unmarried teachers have to listen to slutty js brat monsters talking about sex all day

>>43181937
I will out yan the hebi

>>43181937
I want montube to take the "I CALLED A HEBI AT 3AM" videos out of my recommended feed.

>>43181945
Class rep anon should really lecture them about not being lewd in class

>>43181937
i accidently stabbed myself with a manticore spine
maybe my platonic hebi friend knows some purification ritual to help me out of this pickle

>>43181937
>Accidentally cancel call from Hebi wife
I’m in trouble an’t I.

>>43181663
Literally who?

>>43181984
>phone runs out of power
>after charging it back up you have 111 missed texts and 57 missed calls
maybe it's fine

>>43181999
>implying she wouldn't have let herself into your house using the spare key you gave her

>>43182014
That's funny, I don't remember giving Miss Hebi a spare key.

>>43182028
Geeze Anon, you're so forgetful. You gave it to her after your second date at that nice restaurant. This is why you need your hebi around! You should thank her for everything she does for you.

>>43181931
I didn't get a damn thing done at work because I had big tiddy foxes running through my head all day.

Warning: BIG Senko
https://litter.catbox.moe/3sqter.png

Think fast!

>>43182036
I don't remember even having a date with miss hebi, wow I really am forgetful. Maybe I should ask her to help with my forgetfulness

>>43181983
>In the background you see miss hebi paying off a manticore for ""accidentally"" putting a spine in your pocket

It's too bad lizard girls don't produce milk since they aren't mammals and have no mammary glands.

>>43182072
Every hebi has natural points in hypnosis

>>43182092
Every somewhat controlling girl should.
It's a good thing that hypnosis abilities only seem to develop in older individuals, can you imagine the chaos if a kid had that kind of power?
Good thing we don't ever have to worry about that happening haha

>>43182092
lamia enchanted voice + bellydance combo too OP

>>43181464
>>43181470
I would have been pleased if my kid showed me a big cool frog

>>43182108
> Be you, totally normal Anon.
> Eating a tasty frozen treat from a nearby ice cream vendor.
> See an owlet ahead.
> Baby mamono are *adorable*.
> Suddenly feel compelled to walk up to her.
> It's like a goddamn tractor beam.
> She grabs your ice cream once you get close, then absconds with it.
> Where are the parents?

>>43182166
> Totally adult owl mage
> Lolified via magic
> Can steal all the ice cream she wants.
> It's the perfect crime.

>>43182175
Damn Sabbath

>>43182158
They also make deals with nurarihyon for their smoke. When you're too entranced to run, they blow it into your face to make you more open to the suggestion that they've always been your wife. Not my hebi, though. We met in the park like a normal couple and it was love at first sight.

>>43182043
>I had big tiddy foxes running through my head all day.
its hard not to, fluff in the back and pillows in the front. truly perfect beings.

>>43182166
>go to get another ice cream
>see flock of smol birbs watching you intensely
>end up buying a bunch of ice cream that each get snatched by the birbs
such power

Consider Gremlins

>>43182092
A hebi with hypnosis is my soulmate, I would be naught but putty in her hands and coils
Imagine a hebi with hypnosis and level drain, you'd never leave the house again

>>43182175
>and all that ice cream gotta fo somewhere

>>43182282
They're cute but their lack of any tail whatsoever is kinda a sticking point.

>>43182304
robo-prosthetics might be cool

>>43182282
I do. I consider raping them.

>>43182282
Really more of a cat man, myself.

Demon pussy is made for eating

>>43182294
>coiled by a hebi in a dark room
>staring into her glowing red eyes while she slowly drains your levels and whispers about how you'll be happier with her and that you should just relax

I wish to hug a monster

>>43182355
You fool.
Now THEY're coming.

>>43182355
You sick freak.

>>43182282
gremlins should consider not being so easy to pick up

>>43181070
ropu's familiars are fucking top tier

>>43182382
I mean, they considered it, and collectively went in the exact opposite direction.

I wish to worship druella...

>>43182474
I would engage in foot worship with this creature.

>>43182481
Anon sniffs Danuki breath... as usual.

>>43182455
sex with hoppers are amazing

>>43182474
See, I don't really get 'lims. They're basically gods, and like, setting aside the power differential, it just sounds like a terrible situation to be in.
> Be you, househusband Anon.
> Lilim wife is crazy busy.
> Sure, it's a nepotism job, but she's still working crazy hours.
> Healing the sick.
> Creating infrastructure with magic.
> Blunting attacks by The Order.
> Controlling the weather to ensure crops succeed.
> It's just a constant stream of hard work.
> You appreciate that she's doing something important.
> And you know she loves you.
> But, like, you wish she made time for you.
> Just a little more.
> And you feel bad about wanting that, since you know that her job is legit very important.
> Even if you end up falling asleep in the sexy outfit you wanted to surprise her with before she got home.
> Twice.

>>43182496
I'll say!

>>43182474
I can defeat the lim in bed

>>43182505
>ass with almost no thighs
damn this tastes like silicone

>>43182351
Truly an unstoppable force, I don't think any man could resist them

>>43180484

>>43182499
Anon, they can create spirit realms where time flows different. Not to mention Doppler spells
You'd be able to spend a million years with your wife over the course of an hour in real time

>>43182282
I wasn't too keen on grems, but engineering goggles are a weird kink that I blame the mechanic girl from Jak and Daxter for.

>stop bogie in single seat electric car for running a red light
>ask for her license
>she comes out the car
>and another
>and another
>and another
>and another
>and another

>>43182533
>Shes from !south america
>Its everyone from her great grandma to her nieces and cousins 2nd removed

>>43182530
Kiera was one of my first video game crushs, based anon.

>>43182533
Congrats on your circus harem!

Me smudging my home with sage, carving protective conjoined circles on the walls, putting up dreamcatchers, annointing the rooms with holy water, salting the entry ways, stringing up talismans and planting tulsis outside to ward off all manner of undead, spirits and ghosts and demons to keep my home pure and protected by my faith in the Chief God and made into a fortress impossible for any zombie or lich or wisp or succubus to step inside of without immediately getting burned like they just got thrown into the sun.
OUT OF THIS HOUSE. BAD SPIRITS ARE NOT ALLOWED. IN THE NAME OF THE CHIEF GOD, AMEN.

https://youtu.be/YSWKtuaV2fY
>POV: You are being attacked by a Cu Sith

>"Whats wrong Anon? I thought you always wanted a High Tech Android Girl? Oh, is it because you were expecting the "Profile" Automanton? The OLD OUTDATED and OBSOLETE models that look like fragile porcelain dolls that would break from a soft breeze and underpowered blasters? You ungrateful meatbag should be thankful that a more modern and high end model such as myself has decided to take you in as a boyfriend. Besides you did suckled on my breasts for seven hours straight the other day, so show me some love like a good little boyfriend that you are! Besides, as a more modern, advanced and high end model. I am made from more durable ballistic and blast proof materials yet just as soft and fleshy thanks to more modern MagiTek means. And I am also modular making me be able to outfitted with different armaments and defensive measures. Now quit your ungrateful whining, be a good little boyfriend and start washing me. I can tell despite your ungratefulness you want to have sex with me all day, so start giving me a wash first."

>>43180484

>>43182631
I ask her to go buy a better language processing module, as I could barely understand what the fuck she's saying.

>>43182606
Very good of you to proof your house against the supernatural anon! Oh but not everyone can protect themselves from ghosts as good as you can, like this nice girl in the fanciful dark cape that just showed up at your doorstep. Won't you be a dear and.... invite her in? So she can get away from those nasty spooks?

>>43182631
She needs correction

>>43182651
Of course I will, poor girl should-
WAIT A SECOND! What's that streaming down her lips?!

Does anyone have the link to the story of a squad of headpat specialists that would pacify monstergirls by being comfy? I think the title was WARSPEC-HEADPAT but I can't seem to find the story.

>>43182651
Only if she can eat a tablespoon of minced garlic and then recite the alphabet backw--
>flat
Actually, just no.

>>43182647
>>43182664
>not wanting a wish.com automaton Model QB5028X
>featuring feature High capacitance ammunition storages
>Life real feel designs
>翻译失败
>High Accuracy dongfeng
>Happy guarantee good life time

>>43182670
Relax anon, it's just a bit of red wine she was having earlier, she's just a bit clumsy is all. Now invite her in your house already.

>>43182631
That's it, time to install the FOSS distro. Reformatting correction is needed...

>>43182606
>tfw the next homeless Kiki maido sweeps the salt mess off the back doorstep and lets herself in with her Academy key
>the smell of burnt sage gets replaced by cinnamon as she starts baking buns for afternoon tea
>assorted Demons, Wights, Vamps and their followers start queueing at the back door for some buns...

>>43182682
Rude! Flatpires deserve love too.

>>43182686
Hmmmm okay, what's the worst that could happen?

>>43182683
I can spend that money on games instead

>>43182651
I love how undead are so sporting about this.
> Miss Lich decides she likes how well Anon plans.
> "He'd make a good assistant!" she thinks.
> Hires a swarm of devil bugs to bring him to her.
> Devil bugs also eat all his salt and sage.
> And most of his clothes.
> And some of his furniture.
> Eventually bring him to Miss Lich, virginity intact.
> Demand a ransom before letting him go.
> Literally just want her to teleport them to a sugar refinery.

>>43182651
>Vamp shows up at Anon's door
>scary blood dripping from her mouth and down her shirt
>asks if she can please come in?
>Vamp had tried to enter Anon's house next door
>next door Anon's Kiki had slapped her face with her iron fryingpan as soon as she answered the door
>chipped a tooth, split her lip, bit her own tongue
>she really needs to come inside and phone for a Unicorn Doctor....

>>43182705
>Flatpires deserve love
Elsewhere. She can suck my blood, but I won't suck mosquito bites.

>>43182606
Here anon have a loyal bodyguard to add to your defenses

>>43182747
Hmmph. In the words of Master Yoda, "Size matters not. Do. Or do not. There is no try."

>>43182651
Too small.

>>43182682
hey dude, i need to check your hot water heater.
let me in

>>43182747
You just have to massage them every night and they get bigger

>>43182749
Why are her pants so small?

>>43182768
reduced fabric optimizes her backdash

>>43182768
Faster back-dashing.

>>43182768
It let's her maneuver easier

>>43182772
>>43182774
>>43182775
So will she be fine with me pressing my face into her erotic exposed abdomen and midrifd then because I can't possibly resist

LOVE LOVE MONSTER LOVE

>>43182781
i don't know if that's something best buds do together. maybe at the save point coffin

>>43182781
She's a swashbuckling gothic hero, Anon. You can't just dive at her. You gotta swoon into her arms and call her your hero first.
THEN you can get away with that.
> But don't blow raspberries on her tummy
> It is not the funny joke you think it'll be
> It's a mood killer, Anon.
> Do not do it.
> No matter how much you want to.

>>43182759
Still gotta pass the garlic challenge, sweetheart.
>TFW you will never take advantage of an allium drunk vampire

>>43182856
it's a leading cause of surprise dhampirs

>put on a wedding ring I bought from the market for a pretty penny
>rub my body with werewolf scented cologne extract I ordered online to make me smell like I'm claimed so I can fool Monsters senses before going out
There, now when I go out and monsters encounter me I'll be able to convince them while pretending to be married to avoid getting raped. It's not like they can smell my virginity past this werewolf cologne and rat me out for this facade. None of them will be smart enough to be any the wiser!

>>43182964
Bicorn bait. Too bad she'll be disappointed.

>>43183006
I can already imagine a Bicorn going "Ara~ara" upon finding a claimed anon who STILL hasn't done it.
Looks like Bicorn onee-chan will have some teaching to do.

Wight pussy is cold as ice.

>>43182677
Anything about this please?

>>43183057
Room temperature undead pussy is pretty good.
She can also warm it up by spending some time in her hot-tub prior to sex.

What do you do if a Baphomet bites you with her big old fangs?

>>43183098
become her thrall i guess

>>43183098
Biters get the gag

>>43183098
PENIS HARD
BULLY ME MORE BAPHO-SAMA!

>>43182964
>It's not like they can smell my virginity
They can and will

Apparently a mindflayer wanted to turn me into an eldritch god…

>>43183233
it'd be neat to visit kuro's tattoo parlor and chat up the nice ladies that work there

>>43183098
I dunno, bleed I guess?

>>43183241
Sounds like a normal Monday with a abyssal wife.

>>43183245
It really would be something experiencing the MGE world for the first time. Just wandering around a city full of friendly women. Checking out all the shops.

>>43183404
Getting pulled into an alley- I mean getting asked out by a beautiful lady!

>>43183431
Pfft, I'm gonna go visit the brothel! I'm not gonna end up tied down to a monster girl, it's not like the brothel is a ploy to entrap men or anything ahaha

Reminder not to be improper around the help

>>43183431
why are these albino succubi always showing me their giant heaving mounds? aren't they cold with all that exposed skin?

>>43183521
Pin-up kiki is made for improper things tho

>>43183079
You know you're going to have fun in an hour when your dead wife gets in the hot tub.

>>43183521
I thought leaving my genitalia visible and molesting the maids was proper?

A single chesh is too much for most to handle
I'm sure (you) will be fine though

>>43182749
>You will never have your merchant caravan ambushed in the haunted woods by Ghouls, only to be rescued by a brave, dashing Dhampir.

Ladies, we have obtained CURRENCY. We will invest this in an INDEX FUND and over time our hoard will grow significantly!

>>43181046
>DL's children are lilims
So who lilims have? Just succubi?

Looks like we've got a miscreant here.

>>43183844
Hot, but this isn’t the thread for that kind of stuff.

How meaty you like them?

>>43183865
Very meaty

>>43183841
>>43183844
NO ANON! THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS!

>>43183804
Stupidly powerful arch-succubi probably. I also think some lilims are progenitors of some of the monster species. I think baphomets and alice are some of them but I could be wrong

>>43183885
I refuse.

>>43183865
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

You know, at just 100 thalers a month in an index fund, you could have earned over 200 000 by the time you retire 37 years from now.

good morning sirs
>>43183799
no miss dragon sir, invest in this wonderful token and get much money, just please do not redeem

>>43183980
Good morning sir, I want a Jinko wife.

>>43183980
Good morning sir

I suddenly appreciate slime girls

Progress on the AI Hellwans, Did some testing with Loras and this is the result, I think it's starting to turn out pretty good. Cute wan flicking her bean.

>>43181314
I'd be very pleased
>>43181464
>>43181470
What kind of a father would not be pleased if her daughter showed them a cool frog?

>>43183974
Would I have earned it if the money was saved in my wife's account and name?
>>43183980
I will redeem

>>43184085
Anon, don't save money. Inflation will eat it up. Except gold. Hoard only Creeping Coins.

>>43184085
oh you will redeem
the marriage certificate

>>43184068
Nice.
AI seem to be really good at making tits and this one seem to have less of a fuckup with fingers and teeth. Well, there are no teeth so I suppose that helps.

>>43184068
AI friend, do you know where I can get a model that'll make art like KC? I don't know anything about these Loras or stuff but some of the stuff produced is really nice.

>>43184068
Link to uncensored please?

>>43184068
please use catbox for these instead

would a horde of porcs help me eat all the Easter leftovers?

>>43184098
I thought about adding teeth but it's hit or miss sometimes on the generations, I need to pick a style of teeth and train it specifically.
>>43184101
I have no idea of such a resource, I haven't tried training a style yet but apparently it is doable but I don't want to specifically recreate KC's art style so I won't attempt it myself but it is doable.
>>43184106
I think her vag is a little too pink but I haven't figured out how to reliable generate it darker. Sometimes it does, but then something else will be off like her tail, still not bad and I could easily inpaint it to be purple but I haven't yet.

https://litter.catbox.moe/ze91qr.png

>>43184139
I am sure I can figure it out but I still don't even know where to start with what the main thing people are using is these days.

>>43184119
not even hungry porcers would eat this much, I am sorry Anon...

>>43184119
What kind of leftovers? Lamb and mämmi?

>>43184139
Thank you kind anon. What a lovely heckpooch.

>>43184167
it's over...
>>43184176
bout 2 kilos of dried up kiełbasa, 3 jars of żurek (rye soup), half a plate of honey sandcake, third a plate of cheesecake (times two), third a plate of poppy seed cake

>>43184190
dude, forget the porcers, I can help you out with that

>porc horde roaming the countryside
>"pillaging" the leftovers from poor anons
>sometimes even taking the anons as well

>>43184190
Find a Jabberwock and ask her what she thinks of your makowiec.

>>43184204
They're doing a public service! Waste not, want not!

>>43184162
Currently just use Auto1111 and D8hazard dreambooth, after that get ready to do a lot of reading and math and trial and error. Because what some says works doesn't now just start at the default settings and beat it until it starts looking cute.

>>43184212
no no no! they are "pillaging", right? "pillaging"
please don't put it that way, you are upsetting them, they really do try to fit their traiditional customs to the modern society
>>43184210
>jabber eats it all
>"h'was some good grub m8, I'll come back tomorrow for another serving"
what do now?

>>43184229
Good luck little pillagers

>>43184229
Another Easter breakfast in Wonderland tomorrow.

Test

>>43184254
piggylagers

>>43184310
Is this the tits girl

>>43184318
Nope, just the kind cat who repairs your mech after every battle and pray for your safety everytime (She can't get the strength to ask you out).

What should be done about the growing bunny brat epidemic?

How many lilims are there? Are there enough for there to be mob face lilims?

>>43184419
"around 100" is the cannon answer but we only know of around 5

>>43184428
>100 lilim daughters
How does the DL’s husband keep tract of all of his kids for that’s got to be a headache to remember all of their names, that I bet when he got into the 30s range of daughters he probably started naming them by colors or something, where one lilim out there is just called blue.

>>43184139
does catbox not last long? aleady gettin a 404.

>>43184419
as many as there are compatible human men

>>43184479
He remembers them all by name like how Gru remembers all of his minions.

>>43184497
Litter catbox default to an hour. It's short term. Regular catbox is pretty much forever.

>>43184349
You know the solution to brats? Correction.

>>43184614
>Regular catbox is pretty much forever.
it's 2 weeks since last visit
afterwards Lain is displayed saying they are "bringing the file back" but it rarely works

>>43184614
damn i missed out

>>43183098
bite back

>>43184934
Bapho-chan makes my heart go doki doki being cute like that

familiars are for stomach bulging

>>43184973
Nah, that's what Baphs are for.

>>43184973
literally dwarves selling point beside their handjobs

>>43185004
Nobody ever brings up those turbo chibi lolis.

>>43185004
KCs dwarves are trash. His goblins are trash too.

>>43185020
she's kinda cute but not a goblin and made completely redundant by marune sabbath.

alright anon, (You)'ve been hired to write an episode of Space Capitan Anon, the grounded space trucker spin-off of the hit TV series Space Outlaw Anon, the execs want the script on their desk by the end of the month

>>43185013
>>43185004
Pocket Pussy.

Lilims are depraved.

>>43185020
Goblins are great, and redcap is a goblin species too
Hobgoblins kinda ruin it though

>>43185020
i like them, they're very underrated. they're more like gnomes than the classic western war-like dwarves though.

>>43185053
hobs fit the oppai loli placehold. i wish there were another oppyloli mg.

>>43185074
I wish there was less

>>43184349
Get mesugaki'd

>>43185032
Whats the best "twist" that a monstergirl story could have?

>>43185108
stop treating it like the goal is getting laid and just write a story with monster girls. It's like none of you ever watched moeshit.

>>43185108
All monster girls have TFs is that the twist you want.

>>43185108
1.Your faithful compainion was a monster all along!
2.Your monster gives you a well earned promotion!
3. scooby doo on zombie island, only you can fuck the zombies

>>43185108
The butler did it AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT

>>43185139
>scooby doo on zombie island
whasnt the plot of that "Voodoo furries drain the life force from innocents to prolong their cursed lifespan?"

>>43185150
yes

>>43185139
Scooby Doo was probably my first introduction to monster girls with ghoul school.
Also thinking about it enough Scooby actually works quite well with MGE since there is mentionings of talking animals in the fairy kingdom.
So Scooby pretty much would be the same, but what about Velma and Daphne what monster girls would they be.

>>43185032
she knows how to properly polish a bigsword

>>43184503
I was wondering, should I add more lims to this picture? These are the ones I know.

I wonder if card games in Wonderland end up turning into something more resembling Pokemon battles but with Trumparts.

>>43185215
add Nevereverina the MGERPG lim, it's not her actual name
unless I'm blind and she's there already

>>43185150
Yeah the zombies were actually trying to warn them of the voodoo furries
It's also the first SC movie I know where the villains activly try to kill the gang

>>43185147
i wont call a twist a kiki/shog acting like a dangerous yandere

>>43185189
Daphne - Youko/Kitsune or classic Harpy
Velma - Owlmage or Haku-taku
Scooby - Cu Sith

>>43185215
Queen of Hearts never got an official illustration, but you should be able to imagine what she looks like. The second-born Lilim would be harder with how little we know of her.

>>43185398
Scoopy will be a werewolf/kobold os so helpbe god I'll steal your kneecaps

>>43185455
>offering a werewolf or kobold scooby snacks
That's racist. Shaggy is a real down to earth hippie anyway, no complaints from him.

>>43185455
werewolf are strong and ferocious, so big nope. kobold are top cute and scooby is one ugly ass bitchfucker. so another nope.

>>43185403
>Queen of Hearts never got an official illustration
I thought she did, the blonde loli one.

>>43185398
Fred an Alp - he likes Traps too much.

>>43185549
No not the dreaded blonde bimbo alp.

>>43185537
If you mean this one, it's not her, it's just some smug Alice.

>>43185549
fred is one of the biggest closet homo in history, so yeah, alp indeed. Now, wonderworm looks like the obvious shaggy choice but in my opinion weresheep is actually the correct one.

>>43185599
she can be the queen of my heart, if she wants.

>>43185603
>wonderworm looks like the obvious shaggy choice
No way, Wonderworms have very poor appetite.

>>43185603
Didn’t shaggy almost get with a alien girl one time so seeing shaggy go for a weresheep I can see rather than him being a monster girl himself, for he is made to be monster girl bait.
Which thinking about it I believe Shaggy has had more girlfriends in the entire Scooby Doo franchise than any other character.

>>43185032
>"High Queen of the Dwarves, now is not the time for Short-sightedness."
>"Short!?"
t.Diplomatic exchange between an elf and dwarf leader

>>43182499
>Lim comes home extremely late from a busy day
>goes to the bedroom, finds her anon asleep in a sexy outfit
>flower petals on the bed, room is candle-lit and there's incense in the air
>hfw
Anon you're going to wake up to some serious Lilim loving, she's putting you in a hyperbolic time chamber

>>43181696
Nice

I will bet lesbian/Yuri love stories written and made by monstergirls will play out the same lesbians loving each other. But in the later chapters, they both find or meet a boy who is lonely and in need of loving or they end up loving and sharing their male best friend. And in the end, the lesbians monsterize and thus a three way relationship has been established.

Whatever you do, don't ever let a Satyros talk you into entering her wine cellar to "show you her wines". It's a lark. She intends to do.... bad things to you down there.

>>43185793
>the sigh and look of exhaustion on the human leaders faces
That scene always makes me laugh, I'd love a Mamono rendition of it