/jp/ - Otaku Culture

But I can't put a vibrator in the freezer and pretend its Cirno.

nope, just you

Any recommendations?

Always wanted one, too pussy to order one.

I just use something like a cucumber when I'm in the mood.

Vibrators are fancy shit, use cucumbers.

>>4318375
You can.

Vibrators are smalltime.

>>4318375
You can pretend it's her frozen strap on penis.

I've been wanting to buy one but I don't know anything about them

Electric back massager thread?

This thread is dildos.

What would a guy do with that?

>>4318416
anal stimulation. Feels good, makes you jizz real hard and really tired afterwards.

>>4318401
whats there to know about, you stick em in your pussy when youre a girl, and stick it in your butt when youre a guy

>>4318421
What? how lewd

I become gayer with every passing day I spend on /jp/.

Not that I mind.

I recently lost mine (roommate found it and I had to pretend it was someone else's). Thinking about getting one of those big jelly ones.

>>4318435
Don't kid yourself; your roomate knows. Just fuck him already.

>>4318414

Where is this from?

>>4318423
What are good brands, what size/shape should I get, ect.

>>4318442
depends on what kind of material and size/shape you want in your butt, its a matter of personal preferences

Oh god, why are you all so gay!

>>4318456
how can it be gay? vibrators dont have balls

>>4318375

Futa Cirno.

>>4318456
its a matter of stimulation, not sexuality

unlike fapping to traps, which makes you pretty much gay

>>4318456
Sticking things up your ass is only gay if it's a (real) dick. Even then there are exceptions (if balls aren't touching, if you're wearing a skirt, if you beat them up afterwards, etc.).

>>4318429
It's ok.
You don't have to worry about what other people think of you anyways.
And you'll feel good. Can't say it won't make you worse off since shoving stuff up your rectum can't be argued for, but...it's ok.

I ain't playin' with no deel-do.

I have an adjustable egg style one on order, I intend to use it anally by inserting it into a pre lubed condom for easy cleanup

>>4318482

But you poop from there...

Sure is denial in here.

I don't think that's healthy...

>>4318496
it's about as unhealthy as masturbation

which is to say not at all apart from negligible nutrient loss

Too lewd.

Enjoy your haemorrhoids.

>>4318491
Oh god, I lol'd so hard at this.

>>4318482
Clever, although all the lubed condoms I've tried used some oil based crap that's hard to wipe off.

>>4318491
NOT TODAY YOU DON'T

>>4318391
...after reading this post, I thought "ah what the hell" and tried this.

Oh man.

So good. Just when I was starting to find normal fapping boring.

What's a good place to buy these online?

I'm sure most places are about the same, but hey maybe there's some awesome dildo superstore I don't know of that comes highly recomended

Oh how right that person was when he said we are all gay babies.

Not that that's bad or anything

Careful, these might have lead in them

http://www.dealextreme.com/products.dx/category.1106

You'll end up ripping your colon and getting an infection.

>>4318551
I was just going to check amazon. They sell everything else, I don't know why they would stop with dildos.

Just use your finger

>>4318577
Ehh I'd prefer to keep dildos out of my amazon history/recommended products/etc.

>>4318567
That's what lube is for, silly!

>>4318583

Somehow Amazon knows not to put adult items on your front page with it's recommendations. It's kind of creepy in a way...

Could use some info

IT'S NOT GAY

I DID IT ONCE AND FELT FINE

NOT GAY AT ALL

>>4318806
maybe you should just ask what you want to know

http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.19540

Hey guys why was this in the adult category?

If you just put them on your thighs, it isn't gay, is it?

>>4318956
its not gay either way... wait what?

>>4319006
Everything is gay.

I have taken shits that were so hard they made my asshole bleed

how would shoving a dildo up my ass not hurt?

>>4319052
Your shits weren't covered in lube. Lube makes surprisingly large things fit up there.

this thead is still dildos

Im surprised nobody posted one of those furry vibrators yet

>>4318814
...only once?

uh no

uh yes

>>4318381
>>4318388
Get out of here, Nitori.

How expensive is a vibrator anyway

sechs euro fuffzig

who needs a vibrator when you have a spare wiimote ;_;

dildo bump

>>4318477
Gay stimulation

>>4319991
the dpad is sharp and hurts the anus. do not try.

best thread on /jp/

I'm using my vibrator more than my onahole; it feels that great. I especially like lying down on my stomache and pretend someone is gently doing me in the butt.

>>4321363
How lewd.

>>4319314
Furry as in furfag?
They don't vibrate, though some of them do come with cumtubes.