/jp/ - Otaku Culture

A good Christian hound for a good Christian day

>>43165659
old time pagan beliefs have easter as a symbol of rebirth and spring
(its also a political move by cruaders and the church, conqered lands accepted it more if you didn't wholesale wipe their culture out and just injected a little jesus instead)

Is it can be summertaem nao?

>>43166038
No. I will usher in the eternal winter so there can be maximum comfy snuggles at night with warm monsters.

>>43166063
Heh, I brought eternal summer to 4Chan over a decade ago, and now I'll bring it to you!

>>43166036
How many info slides does miss haku have?
Does she know why kids like the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

>>43166003
>Monstergirl thread
>Monstergirl
rarted OP

>>43166003
I HATE THESE RETARDED BUNNY PANTS!!!!

It is a known fact that the scariest monsters produce the cutest daughters.

>>43166170
Impregnate ancient evils

>>43166139
I bet they get really dirty.

The only condition I have for my evil waifu is that she continues to use black lipstick

>>43166302
I like purple

>>43166302
>>43166317
Black>Purple>Crimson>Dark blue
Anything other than that is not suitable for an evil monster.

>>43166139
they're not pants but big meaty fluffy legs. great for jumping around, keeping you warm in winter and breeding purposes

Any tips on how to evict a dragon squatter?

>>43166437
What do you mean squatter?
All that is under heaven belongs to her.

>>43166038
Monster girls in cute summer dresses.

How do I explain to my succ party members that I'm not gonna be their "part cumpump?"
I just wanna be a good tank

Cu sith is inferior to Kobold, despite being fluffier.
you can't kiss.
i mean seriously how would you do that with the snout?

>>43166610
you registered for tank.
semen tank that is.
go do your required 10 raids before being able to quit.

Are you a bad enough dude to grab her Purple Magna Orbs?

>>43166614
It is by far her biggest downside.

>>43166619
I knew the demon part leader "party contract" looked a little long, but who reads that thing, anyway?

>>43166614
>>43166626
just like this, dinguses.
(this post will self destruct in around 2 minutes.)

>no genki childhood friend succubus that regularly molests you

>>43166437
Stab her tail, non lethal and painful. She will fuck off and all mamonos will stay out of your way after that.

>>43166646
Ew. I don't want my face to be half swallowed.

What if I rape a hellhound?

>>43166638
anon you might wanna look at the contracts you've signed in the past...
your soul might belong to around 50 people by now.

>>43166686
She'll rape you back twice. You'll NEVER win vs a hellhound

>>43166139
>Anon complains she has "silly fluffy bunny-pants"
>Hot-bunny peels out of her white skin-tight gym pants
>Anon gets his head squished between those big muscular bunny-thighs

>>43166689
>Demon sells a part of anons soul to every girl in the guild
>The whole monster girl adventure guild is effectively his harem now
>And he doesn't even know

>>43166708
then i'll rape her back TRICE

my canary harpy gf just passed out, kinda weird but i guess she does that.
anyways, time to light some scented candles!

>>43166761
>Anon dutch-ovens his Canary Harpy waifu

>>43166650
thats not very nice of her

your going to the desert anon

>>43166837
w-why?

>>43166837
Sounds good, I love chocolate.

>>43166852
the president found oil in the deserts
and you're gonna be one of the brave men to take it from the sandworms.

> When you were 7, apparently you got mad at your friend about the teeter-totter you were both using.
> And you nicknamed her "sucky"
> Because she sucks.
> Everyone heard it.
> It eventually became her accepted nickname simply because she got so mad about it.
> "I'm not even a vampire, you assholes!"
> She even vowed revenge.
> What was she gonna do at 7, though?

> Lately, she's been looking at you differently.
> And just looking different in general.
> Her wingspan has more than doubled.
> She's growing her hair out from a childish pixie cut.
> Started wearing makeup to school.
> And of course, hips-n-boobs.
> And she's always.
> ALWAYS.
> Watching you.

> It started so simply.
> Just a few brushes here and there.
> You honestly didn't even notice until it became obvious in hindsight.
> Whenever you're not paying attention, she sneaks up to you.
> Places lips on some part of your anatomy.
> And sucks.
> It's disconcerting and weird.
> But when you tell her to stop she just smirks and tells you
> "But you told me I suck."

> Yesterday, she started grabbing you.
> She still sneaks up on you.
> But she's got a grip like a goddamn hellhound.
> And she finds a body part and sucks.
> You've got a hickey somewhere at all times, and she likes to make them impossible to hide them.
> Forehead.
> Back of your hand.
> Three along one arm, two along the other.
> That one happened when she snuck into the bathroom and could take her time.
> Always plays it off as "revenge."
> Talks about how you're never gonna date in high school thanks to her.
> "Now who sucks?"
> "It's you, Anon."
> "You suck."

TL; DR--Anon is eventually going to get raped in the middle of the school cafeteria at lunch and then in-school suspended (to the "bridal suite") for 3 days with his new wife to "get it out of their systems."

BUT ONLY ONCE THEY HIT LEGAL AGE OF COURSE.

>>43166852
no clue but I'm sure it will be wholesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej5-CHAGr34

>>43166852
'nubis built a hovel so now you've got to live in it and work it the clay pits to make bricks for her

>>43165659
Eggs are a symbol of new life, and rabbits are associated with fertility. You don't need an excuse for chocolate.

>>43166756
Anon you're welcome to try but hellhounds will always win that game. The trick is to act all scared and run away. That gets them off your back I promise

You have been adopted human. Congratulations

Happy Easter.

>>43167279
>>>/trash/

How can an mg be so happy and sad at the same time?

>>43167279
Lop is cute but doesn't belong here.

>>43166868
So another Middle east invasion for oil. Oh well at least we can fuck Sandworms. Thats something nice this time.

>”anon-san! I’m so glad you’ve come to the Monste- I mean uh, monastery to celebrate the resurrection of our lord and savior today! Today we… what was that you say? I look a little different? Ehehehe, this outfit was tailor made just for you my good little church boy.”
>something tells me this isn’t right, i think i need to go
>turn around and not even two steps later she blocks your exit at inconceivable speed
>”won’t you stay for the worship anon?”
>her hand, with nails as sharp as razors grabs your neck firmly as if to symbolize your life is now in her hands, but she’s the one who starts breathing and sweating even heavier
>the lights all go out and all you can hear is the sound of lewd plapping and sister’s soft, wet, long tongue crawling up your neck
>she grabs your and puts it on her hip, already downright drenched in lewd liquids like the rest of her body
>”a church candle lit worship ceremony, eheheh, just me and anon, for hours and hours and hours, and nothing’s gonna stop us”
>a long, heart-shaped tail makes its way down your pants and drops them
>”welcome home honey~”
>by now you surely realize the monastery is no longer safe either and accept your fate as a newly converted demon cultist succubus’ cumpump

>>43167642
Real talk, wouldn't sandworms lowkey HATE oil and want it gone? Actual oil direct from the ground is sticky and gross and would just get everywhere if they accidentally plowed into it.

>>43166868
>>43167642
President bathing in the stolen blood of the desert because he's still traumatized from the time as a younger man when a Pharaoh made him into her pet dog.

Monster girl image?

>>43167671
>>43167694
the sandworms want the oil gone.
and they've hired the best logistics company on the world to do it.
the US military.

>>43167694
>>43167706
Nice monster girl pictures

>>43167694
>>43167706
XD LE UNRELATED IMAGE

>>43166038
It's summertime in Winterstown

>>43167725
>>43167711
which monster girls would enjoy burger king?

Happy Easter friends, hope you continue being the comfiest place in the interwebz!
And to the shitposters - please use this occasion to reflect on your behavior and join us in the fun, rather than try to upset others for attention.
>>43167764
All monsters love the 'burg, but I don't know about burger king - it's pretty bad even for a fast food restaurant.

>>43167775
it's better than mcdonalds

>>43167796
Even regular Arc counts since she's a vampire

>>43167846
im pretty sure everyone in tsuki counts.
the girl with no route counts as well, depending on how far along the story she's depicted in.

>>43167764
All cat-type mamono loev cheezburger.

>>43167755
I see this Yeti is keeping cool.
>>43167764
Dunno, do they have stretchy meat for Wendigos?

>>43167764
>Tomato and lettuce on a burg
Disgustan'

Monstergirls doing high fashion

So alps are just guys who want to get fucked?
so if an elf women can turn into a succubus does that mean an elf man can turn into an alp? and if so would he turn into a "regual" alp or an succubus elf?

>>43167927
Oh, pish-tosh. They're reasonable burger toppings. You just gotta get the ratios right.
TOP BUN
> Tomato slice
> Lettuce
> Fried onions
> AMERICAN cheese
> Burger patty
> AMERICAN cheese
> Burger patty
BOTTOM BUN

Pic related--she's the top bun!

>>43167976
Somebody's got an unprocessed desire for Legolas they need to work through.

And it's you, Anon.

>>43167976
lotta tops with no bottom in mge land

Do we have any art of Space Outlaw Anon's crew, the Dragon Commander who pursues him or any other space opera stuff?

>>43167921
Poor, unsuspecting deliveryman getting accosted for his stretchy meat!

>>43167977
>They're reasonable toppings
Get out I'm fucking tired of people like you putting all that mess and then American mayo on it as insult added to injury.

>>43167986
>Space Outlaw Anon
?

>>43168061
You must be new here. Don't worry about it. It's just something people sometimes talk about, a man captaining his ship in space, living life by his own rules and evading the law.

>>43167976
This is due to a thread canon issue but we can solve this by diving into lore not often talked about.
You see, you often think elves are monster girls but this is not the case! Elves and dwarves, and possibly others not specified, are actually normal races!
So when the DL created the spell to turn monsters into succubi this was not actually relevant to them. Elves and dwarves are both races that have been absorbed into monsters and now suffer a male shortage. An example would be this girl, a half elf.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Primera_Concerto

The profile dwarves and elves are corrupted variants but non monster versions exist. And when the male problem is fixed they will be exceptions to the usual rule and actually birth male dwarves and elves(and humans too sometimes I suppose).

It's a double-blessing of Sunday Bunday and Easter, so here's a bunny.

Bunny!

The beeg bunny is friends with a smol bunny and makes her feel safe.

>>43168080
>Elves and dwarves are both races that have been absorbed into monsters and now suffer a male shortage.
This only really applies to dwarves because they were fully on board with their women becoming monsters. Uncorrupted elves are highly isolationist.

bunny in armor

>>43168199
She's no lop.

>>43168248
still cute tho

>>43168199
That bunny might not be very happy. In fact, she looks agreaved.

>>43168293
You are cheshire bait

>>43167912
is borgar an effective alternative to CAT scanner? would manticores be ashamed to admit they love burgs?

>>43168310
Maybe not. I think this one's just a bunny, and of course the only part of a borger a bunny might like is the lettuce and tomato.

>>43168073
are you making this up? cause it sounds like you are making this up.

>>43168341
It's just a set of greentexts that really hasn't been expanded on much.
Because we are all creatively dead here.

>>43168341
I am not. It's really old greentext material. Occasionally the adventures of Space Outlaw Anon are depicted as a TV-series

well I guess we're going down this rabbit hole

>>43168339
>a batcat picture I do not have
thank you, I love you
and yes, that's obviously just a cute bunner, nothing more to see here

>>43168372
i want to go down her rabbit hole

>>43168357
>We're all creatively dead here
We still have a few dedicated writefags go cry about it.

>>43168387
don't bother, concern trolling like this is becoming the staple of shitposting vermin here

>>43168387
They're all incompetent.

>>43166003

>>43168357
theres a saying that the most creative people in Hollywood are the accountants.

>>43166003
Bunny hebi

bunny in blue

>>43168431
catbox?

>>43168431
Nice hands, AI shitter

>>43168420
I'm sorry

daily reminder that THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNZtHW_VnuE
could be you serenading your future holstaur wife after portals open
so why don't you pick up the accordion and start practicing RIGHT NOW?
>>43168387
he is trying to rile you up on purpose brother

>>43168470
not you, you are extra competent and I love you

>>43166302
>>43166412

>>43168475
The stories this thread produces are some of the most boring you can get. That's just fact.

>>43168485
Thanks, I knew I could count on you.

>>43168510
well what do you want?

>>43168543
>not porn
>not fluff
>not meandering

>>43168510
Then literally fuck off to /monster/ or some other community you mouth breathing retard. Or write your own stories.

>>43168543
> Ushi-Oni walking down the aisle at her wedding.
> Husband-to-be gets KIDNAPPED by an insanely jealous human mage who wants him all to herself.
> RIGHT AT THE WEDDING.
> Disappears in a puff of smoke.
> ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH USHI TO RESCUE YOUR HUSBAND?
I want that. Someone make me that.
Please and thank you.

>>43168543
>>43168556
stop taking the bait
or stop samefagging

>>43168562
does anyone ever samefag good discussion?

Knight Anon, the monster princesses of MGland have been stolen, what should be your first move

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43168571
No, and i was being harsh.
I meant all the greentexts written here are shit, not the writers. they just suffer from trying to adhere to the thread canon of no conflict ever too much,
Except the lilim writing contest story. That one was unironically just shit on all fronts and I'm disgusted such a lame wish fulfillment story is considered good writing by anyone here.

>>43168577
"So you're telling me that someone stole a hellhound princess, a shirohebi princess, 2 dragon princesses, and a dark elf princess?"
> "Yes."
"And they need ME to rescue THEM?"
> "Yeah."
"And I'm supposed to just believe that?"
> "Of course! It's what happened!"
"I'm going to get to some wizard's tower and there's gonna be a hired dark mage with a glued-on beard."
> "Wha-no."
> "That's ridiculous."
"Every generation you damn monsters try this. It's not going to work this time. The human kingdoms demand our princely knights be courted directly--no more of this."
"I'm going home!"

>>43166003

>>43168372
Procreate with 2hus.

Date a Glacies

>>43168685
>2X years old cat

>>43168620
im going to be the knight for these monsters in distress but i dont know how to read

>>43168714

>>43166003

>>43168766
This looks like a cute cat to adventure with.

>>43168620
Im going to save the wurm princess

>>43168797
>stub your toe outside the castle
>some wurm with a burger king crown bursts through the wall and carries you off
it's fine i guess

>>43168620
>the princesses really have been stolen by a powerful wizard lord
>except they don't want to be rescued

>>43168896
>>except they don't want to be rescued
even if i have Tales of the Electric Romeo playing?

>>43168935
what's wrong with her tail?

>>43166949
A monster marking their hubby with hickies or lipstick marks is fucking god tier

please respond

>>43167649
GIWTWM
I love dark priests for the corrupted nun aspect

>>43168980
here you go dude, happy easter!

>>43167976
No. An alp is basically a trans person, although I think being gay can make you alp.
If you want to get pegged or fucked by a futa you won't alp

>>43168997
>No. An alp is basically a trans person
i mean yes, but don't put it that way

>>43169017
I feel like it's the best way of putting it to avoid confusion, you will not alp just cause you like getting fucked by dick or whatever.

>>43169032
>I feel like it's the best way of putting it to avoid confusion,
its the best way if you're trying to start drama.

Harpy easter eggs

>>43169032
I've never thought about it that way because I don't want to get fucked in the ass. The most I'd take is a kinky finger although with paws that might not be wise.

>>43169017
Trans
>YWNBAW
Alp
>YAAW (You are a woman)

>>43169034
Not my intention to start drama but it is without a doubt the best way of describing it. It causes so much confusion otherwise because then people who are futafags are wondering if they'll alp.

Bro they will, they want cock

>>43169062
>Not my intention to start drama
well theres no way you cant be unaware how much culture war baggage the term has.

>>43169052
Then you're good

I want to be a stream husband for Gazer-chan. I want to cuddle with her tail and get disapproving looks from her stalks when I laugh at her getting wrecked by an unfair boss fight. All the better if it's because of text-to-speech chat calling us cute.

>>43169139
>"mmmmmmuu, why is my bulter looking at the ghouls and not me?"
>"Its not the chest is it? Surely even he recognizes the beauty found in a petite bosom?"

>>43169176
few can compete against the condensed cuteness of a zombie kiki

>>43169176
Meanwhile, in Butler Anon's head
>"those ghouls...TOO BIG!"

>>43168614
>Complaining about wish fulfillment in a wish fulfillment porn setting
Jesus Christ fuck off bollocks

>>43169139
Wide hip

>>43169139
>those Vampires are staring at Anon's neck again

>>43169176
I headcanon that lichens are able to work as plastic surgeons for the undead, but everything they do is manipulating flesh, no fillers or implants required.

>>43169220
That do be the nav specialty

>>43167279
who the hell has giant floppy ears and also thinks
>you know what i should use for a weapon? a fucking lightsaber. yeah. that'll be awesome.
a bit silly, innit

>>43169180
>Zombie kiki
>Still has good maid skills but she's noticeably slower.
>"Sweeeeep, sweeeeep, sweeeeep" is what she moans as she shuffles around the mansion.

>>43169246
I mean, a lot of monsters probably can but it also raises the image of a headstrong loli-wight asking her Lich friend to give her a massive rack.
Which results in her sporting a heavy, comically oversized chest.

>>43169199
If you're happy reading isekai power fantasy stories reconsider life.

>>43169255
Wide bottomed Lolis are the best Lolis

>>43169148
>She props me up on the couch with her legs
>"Your back makes a good foot rest...hehehe"
>I can feel her goo-coated soles sliding around on my bare back
>I can imagine the markings developing as she scrunches and flexes her toes
>She slides a foot upwards so it's resting on the back of my head, and my mind goes blank
>Chat goes crazy over my "adorable", "blissful" expression.

>>43169274
Fuck off

i just spent 3 hours racking my brain over a Shenzhen IO puzzle
and finally finished it to find out i did it over twice the average budget, 3 times the average power usage, and twice the lines of code used.
what mamono is right for my brainlet ass?

>>43169274
Kill yourself subhuman and go back to tg or discord.

>>43169332
NERD BIRD FOR A NERD

On the day of the rape, I'm going through those portals and becoming part of a trade caravan.
I want to travel the world either as a guard or as hired help.

>>43169352
ms tanuki puts on you the list of merchandise

>>43169318
Amphibious assault thwarted by the smell of wet dog

>>43169385
>"Oh Anon? Well, he knows nothing about our world, his knowledge doesn't apply to many things, and while he's in decent shape he lacks any sort of martial training."
>'Then why is he priced so highly?'
>"Because he was willing to travel with us for very little pay and doesn't seem to need all that much to remain happy. If he keeps it up I may just have to take him off the market."

>>43169415
>some sort of reverse haggling occurs when ms nuki keeps raising the price when someone tries to buy you

>>43169332
>Shenzhen IO puzzle
?

I know you guys hate A.I. but if were to train a model that can transform other models (character/style) into mgs versions should i try this with harpies or with centaurs

>>43169385
>Anon
>Virigin
>Artist of the lewd variety
>Aged 21
>is weird

>>43169352
Too much world building, back to discord. You will get sex and think of nothing else.

>>43169431
Harpies. I love birds.

>>43169437
>you will have ze sex

>>43169431
There is already a pretty good kenkou cross model floating around. It's probably even better by now.

>>43169437
Lmao you are so angry
Fuck off

>>43169437
Fuck off, /tg/ refugee.

>>43169445
yeah its pretty good, but the issue is that using it can override a loaded artstyle lora or a loaded character lora , my goal is being to to train something that can add features but only those features without affecting anything else.

>>43169437
i also want after sex cuddling

>>43169406
I bet magic hair dryers would be hugely important in the flufflands.

>>43169489
And this is how anon got rich

>>43169426
https://store.steampowered.com/app/504210/SHENZHEN_IO/
this dumb game

>>43169385
Imma be in the bargain bin lmao

>>43169489
either that or conditioner infused with bunyip mana. got to keep that mofu looking prime

>>43169352
Do you plan to pick up the secrets of the trade to become a shop owner in a small town once settled with your family?
You could give adventurers fine, cheap goods to start with and a nice story to get their enthusiasm flared up. And you would make sure that high level adventurers still visit your quiet shop from time to time, by getting extra grade magical goods using your vast contacts from all over the world and granting them sound advice from your traveling days.

>>43169440
You will have ze sex. You vill have a wife who love you for who you are, and you vill be happy.

>>43169431
Harpies definitely

>>43167983
>>43167984
>>43168080
>>43168997
i worded it wrongly i wanted to ask if: would a gay male elf actually turn into an alp or a "succubus" elf?

>Anubis livestream
>It's just 8 hours of her staring at a computer while playing a strategy game in a dark room
>The most action is muttering "good" or "nice" when she gets a slight advantage in rng

>>43169517
>adventurer hears old shopkeeper anon's stories from back when he was traveling with the merchant caravan
>dismisses them as bollocks told by a crazy old coot
>gets to the high level zone
>mentionshe came from the starting town
>king of the realm asks how's shopkeeper anon and his little shop

>>43169437
I'll never understand why you newfags and permanewfags spend so much effort crying about gatekeeping, instead of making your own place where you could talk about all the stupid shit you want here so much.

>>43169608
i'm getting banned several times when i keep asking her to show ! !

>>43169620
You don't even like talking about nothing and writing nothing.

>>43169620
he's not gatekeeping, he's trying to parody what he resents. poorly.

>>43169608
Her town center is idle too much, surely she's got it hotkeyed instead of clicking back each time?

>>43169625
I don't even think she checks her chat, she's too focused on the game.

https://imgbox.com/g/bV4yeLtGrh
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 50. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/VtdNQ24s

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

I would give kikimoras adderall. I bet they could clean a lot of countertops.

>>43169626
She looks like a kid but so many tails though

>>43168578
Why?

>>43169668
It's because it's likely just somebody falseflagging as Breathfag since the real one hasn't been here for a while.

>>43169652
bountiful ms apophis

>>43169139
SEX! SEX WITH WIGHT! HANDHOLDING DURING SEX WITH WIGHT!

>>43169139
she looks like she could safely bear my children

>>43169668
The idea of breathing my waif in is very appealing to me, sharing the same air, the same breath. Very intimate. Knowing the air I'm taking in was in her lungs.

>>43169652
damn that apophis is hot, can someond say who is the artist?

>>43169671
Do you have any evidence of that?

>>43169652
>>43169673
Amazing grapesnek indeed, cute demon too.

>>43169603
If a human would have in that specific situation then yes

What are you guys going to do when monsters find your search history and porn stash?

>>43169688
Given there's enough hyper autists in here who can tell who's who based on typing style I'd give them a little bit of lee way when they say it isn't actually Breathfag.

>>43169724
Oh well

Why wouldn't I throw my used car batteries into the ocean? It's right there. You want me to go all the way to the dump? That's an extra ten minute drive. Gas is expensive and I'm not made of money. Now that I've explained myself please move aside Ms Undine so I can safely dispose of these car batteries

>>43169740
Undine is probably a fresh water girl

>>43169740
>Anon was later followed home by the battery acid slime

>>43169730
I wanna close that zipper on her

>>43169638
I kind of get him. Every time someone tries to make a more than puddle deep story or fluff they tend to attract a lot of ire. Hell, even KCs own fluff tends to get shat on for this very reason. Especially since he doesn't have the backbone to actually stick to any of it when someone asks him.
Still, emulating idiots for a joke still makes you sound like an idiot.

Ordering an adamantine penis protector to prevent even the strongest girls from raping me! I just need to avoid rust monsters.

>>43169680
you are quite literally 3 steps removed from brapfaggotry
0 steps removed if garlic breath, etc. are involved.

>>43169811
I'm not an ass man. If anything, I guess you could say I have more of a mouth fetish.

>>43169784
>Every time someone tries to make a more than puddle deep story or fluff they tend to attract a lot of ire
Fuck off and quit this blatant concern trolling already, if you post something in good faith at worst the story gets ignored.

>>43169747
go on dude. take a sip

>>43169840
Aqua la vida...

>>43169834
>Fuck off and quit this blatant concern trolling already
What the fuck do you even mean by that? I'm just pointing out a pattern of behavior. Is concern trolling just the buzzword of the week or what?
> if you post something in good faith at worst the story gets ignored.
We both know that's a fucking lie so why even bother?

>>43169851
>What the fuck do you even mean by that? I'm just pointing out a pattern of behavior. Is concern trolling just the buzzword of the week or what?
It means you're being disingenuous in expressing concern and are trying to rile people up on purpose like a two faced shitposter.

>We both know that's a fucking lie so why even bother?
It's funny how people like Beast, Magus, and whomever else is left don't get a goddamned thing of ire because they don't act like fucking faggots or thread celebrities. They pop in, drop their content and typically peace out rather than lashing out at anonymous posters because they said something mean about their writing.

Fuck off and cry to your Discord circlejerk already.

>>43169868
>Beast, Magus
>don't get a goddamned thing of ire
Lol
Lmao even

Maybe I should write something about a man fucking a frog and discovering just how deep a puddle can be

>>43169730
Rip anon

>>43169851
>We both know that's a fucking lie so why even bother?
Give some examples, I'm fucking dying to see what kind of content you want to see more of here.

>>43169868
>It means you're being disingenuous in expressing concern and are trying to rile people up on purpose like a two faced shitposter.
Problem is that I'm not "concerned". I'm annoyed. I'm annoyed that when someone tries to make some fluffy content people get weirdly upset about it.
I'm just venting my frustrations, nothing more. If anything, I'm annoyed at people like you who take it as a personal insult for some fucking reason. So good job at proving me fucking right.

>>43169891
Based do it
Fuck frogs

Why was she forgotten? She’s the queen of rimjobs
Don’t you guys want your foreskins cleaned?

>>43169911
Fluffy content gets worshipped here. Just make sure to use a hellhound. And by worshipped I mean you'll get like four replies before you're forgotten .

>>43169932
I don't even remember who she is after you reminded me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBx5fDY6h8U
>The orthodox horror puzzle game, at the same time, you can also experience the passionate race with the female ghost and the cool bursting magic in this game!

>>43169938
>Just make sure to use a hellhound
I mean, you say that as a joke, but I'm like 90% certain that you can get away with a lot more shit if you just make it about hellhounds or foxes.
>And by worshipped I mean you'll get like four replies before you're forgotten .
That's like 98% of all posts anyhow so I guess it checks out.

>>43169938
were you expecting some kind of enduring legacy?

>>43169911
I got your fluffy content right here, pal. An Easter Bunny!
She's REAL interested in making sure you FIND HER EGGS.

>>43169944
I feel like MGE ghost lewds are severely under utilized.

>>43169966
I don't know why Ms Bicorn insist I get help from so many easter bunnies to find their eggs. I haven't found a single one so far.

>>43169944
Gonna turn the tv off and rail Sadako from the other side

>>43169926
Okay I'll do it. Tomorrow.

>>43170004
>I'll do it. Tomorrow.
Ah, see you in 4 years then. "Tomorrow" will always be just one day away after all.

>>43169911
>Personal insult
Then stop being a fucking prima donna and fuck off. If niggers didn't push Warhammer shit, Grimdark shit, off-site drama and other shit and then wonder why they're getting yelled at we wouldn't be in this situation now would we?

>>43169784
Oh boo hoo. Fuck off. tgtards, sbtards and discordtards are subhumans that should kill themselves

>>43169911
Kill yourself trash.

>>43170028
Dude you know I'm good for it. The story will be called "The Frog with the Dragon Tattoo".

Were never going to be free of this drama, are we?

>>43170072
Now if people just stopped arguing with trolls...

>>43170071
I want you to do it. I just have a very healthy level of skepticism to anyone saying "I'm gonna write things thing". I trust it when I can read it.

>>43170079
This place has always had a problem of feeding the trolls. Hell, that's why we still have the breathfag guy. He's looking for a reaction and by god are they gonna give him every reaction he wants.
Sometimes I wonder if it's the same giantess guy who just found a easier way to get reactions.

>>43170083
If I give you my name, you can use your foul magics to bind me to my promise.
Alpanon

>>43170083
talking about doing things is pretty easy after all

>>43170101
Ayyy orc cliffs is one of my fav smut stories

>>43170113
Now that I've made an AO3 account it'll be possible to write smut again, right?

>>43170101
Impossible, you're suppose to be dead

>>43170122
Yeee, AO3 is good with that. Can't wait to see what you write

>>43170099
I personally avoid feeding those tards (You)s they want, but it's a lose/lose situation.
If nobody reacts, then whatever idiocy they push effectively becomes a norm and newcomers will adapt it. Afterwards good luck throwing something out once it's "accepted"

I honestly don't know what we can do about this, it's like for whatever reason this thread started attracting tourist trash from other boards stronger than it used to, has been like that since last summer.

>>43170144
So they keep saying

I wonder if DE could change the shape of legs, y'know how succs have goat legs like a satyros in some media? Imagine being a normal succ in MGE and getting a hubby and your legs turn into goat legs

>>43170079
I try not to argue with Miss Troll. Look at that bountiful harvest! She knows what she's doing, that's for sure.

>>43170170
And besides, you need that energy to haul her cart.

>>43170154
the average age of this board's posters must have dropped by about a decade after a certain malignancy festered

>>43168496
Cute drawing, thank you anon.
Angels truly are getting desperate.
>She's flat
Hopeless.

>>43170154
>newcomers
Kind of makes me wonder how many actual new people we got. Our posting numbers and IPs are staying kind of about the same, so either we got no new people and it's just that the people here just refuse to leave or weI personally avoid feeding those tards (You)s they want, but it's a lose/lose situation. are gaining as many people as we are losing.
Most likely the second option.
>I personally avoid feeding those tards (You)s they want, but it's a lose/lose situation.
I kind of feel like that this thread has become kind of infamous for having a very strong reaction to anyone even breathing wrong and so people are just exploiting that for trolling.

>>43170233
>weI personally avoid feeding those tards (You)s they want, but it's a lose/lose situation.
Ah fuck
we are gaining as many people as we are losing.*

>>43169724
I'd have to keep it hidden so I don't end up with ass in my face too often

>>43170233
I've seen the IP count rise to over 140 recently I remember it being just around 100 a year or so ago. Even accounting for people posting from different addreses that still means we must have gained at least some.

>>43170154
if you want a reaction just post a furry or something
why must people make it so complicated

>>43170269
BUTT

>>43170300
It's possible. Kind of wild how we are still growing despite KC slowing down to a crawl in content.

>>43170302
This. Keep it simple, people! Trolling is a art more than a science. Lotta people don't know that.

>>43170302
It's rather simple. There are some people who are good-faith frustrated with KCs lack of content and the threads handling of new content creators. Trolls jump off that to troll. People running defense attack them both, discontent grows from the first group, trolls get activated even more, defense grow even more fierce, ad infinitum.

>>43170302
>>43170372
And before someone even say it, no I'm not saying people calling those people out is bad, I'm just explaining why we are where we are.

>>43170233
>I kind of feel like that this thread has become kind of infamous for having a very strong reaction to anyone even breathing wrong and so people are just exploiting that for trolling.
It's been like that for a long time now, I remember seeing futafag copypasta about "/jp/fags" in my previous main thread 3 or 4 years ago. The alternative would be to give in and loosen up the standards, but anyone with more than one working brain cell knows how this would end.

>>43170400
Oh sure, It's always been the case but I feel with the recent drama, everything has been dialed up to 11 from both sides.

>>43170233
>>43170300
I think it has less to do with gaining people, and more with people who dropped off coming back.
Once you're in this deep it's impossible to fully give up on monster girls, you merely take extended breaks.

magic bun

>>43170492
>144
That's an onahole in a fancy costume.

My friend keeps showing me her wedding dress. I wonder when is the wedding and whom she is marrying.

>>43169868
Eh I often got ignored, even when I was more active.

>>43170372
Not a new content creator by any means but it's easier to just accept that I've dug my grave and do whatever while trying to stay under the radar.

>>43170536
She's a kind friend, she must be with such a puffy vulva.

>>43170567
Yeah, that's more or less what happens to every content creator we have/had.
They all either don't really interact with anyone except to post their stuff or leave this thread for a place that doesn't seem to have a hateboner for them. Be that /monster/, some discord, twitter or wherever.

>>43170536
i want to see the absolute bedlam from old, desperate monster maidens at a bouquet toss

>>43170606
>bouquet toss turns into DBZ fights when hags are involved

>nitter doesn't show nsfw posts or retweets directly anymore
>have to be lucky and search all posts on someone that retweeted
Dogefucker has upped his game and I am calling on the Gremlins to respond accordingly.

>>43170634
Need to pair that image up with a !!-wan.

I want to kiss an Anubis on the !

This is what happens when you masturbate next to an open window.

>>43170722
so much monster punctuation to kiss

>>43170743
hope they didnt see my succ porn

>>43167764
foxes of course
>holy shit, this place is run by the KING of burgers?
>surely this will be the best burger ive ever had!

>>43170743
>Succubi sextuplets
Your virginity's odds of survival are 0.0069%

>>43170753
false alarm ladies, it's only lesser succ porn

>>43170587
Don't try to pretend the ones that became hated didn't actively cause it through their own actions.

>>43170757
I heard that whoppers taste like sadness and cheap beef though.
Going to a mino steakhouse with demon realm burgers is the way to go.

>>43170745
She is very slimy and icky

>>43170788
I was pretty selective when I said "Dug my own grave" for good reason, Anon.

>>43170794
so is ms raiju's hand but that doesn't stop anybody

I think I am going to go outside wearing only underwear.

>>43170808
Moving to this neighborhood was a mistake

>>43170831
>UNF

>>43170587
I'm going to be real with you Anon if it were a choice between here or /monster/ I'd choose fucking oblivion.

>>43170857
Then why the fuck are you here?

>>43170831
UAC Command i repeat we lost another Marine.

We need more monsters from wherever ocelomehs live.

>>43170880
i could go for a quetzalcoatl

>>43170868
I've lost control of my life and this is about the only community that discusses monster girls without going full cringe, even after nearly 13 years?

>>43170949
That's... oddly relatable.

Gonna write this dumb succ a letter saying she's lazy and not extreme enough

>>43170949
you phrased it strangely because you could also choose here instead of oblivion

>>43170949
>this is about the only community that discusses monster girls without going full cringe
Then the previous post makes no sense, since it implies that oblivion is better than here.

>>43170962
She's too busy fucking her husband to read it, but go for it.

>>43169332
>simple flavors are fine too

>>43170970
>>43170982
No I meant it as if the choice was between here or /monster/, I choose Option C: Oblivion.

>>43171062
all those errant dark matter drops must make it hazardous to walk around in heels.
lim not so intimidating after she faceplants

>>43170948
Quetzacoatl should not have arms, only wings.
I don't care if its impractical, it's what looks right.

>>43171062
Starting with Ice Queen, KC improved his shoes/feet game.
Before that they were always too short.

>>43171072
i'm feeling blue

>>43170989
Such a sneaky squid, what is she up to in such a small fishing town?

Breed battle hardened centaurs

>>43171137
Ready to protect the young Shogun from those lewd Kunoichi.

In Zipangu, it's considered rude to cum before your boss does

>>43171137
>Proud centaur warrior who is very horny but rejects her desire for flesh
She'll snap eventually, just gotta keep teasing her.

>>43171137
I don't trust centaurs. I hear a big group of them on the steppe is trying to conquer the world

>>43171148
So that's where Tamamo went after breaking out of that boulder.

>>43170326
now imagine that but with a MUCH stronger tail

>>43171175
>Ancient evil gets unsealed after a thousand years
>Sees the current state of society
>Decides that becoming a manager at some corporate office is the most evil course of action
>She's actually more kind that most other managers in the office

>>43166949
nah, eve after we're married, she's still sucking
SUCKING MAH DIIIIICK
OOOOOOOOOH

>>43171087
Blue demon girls are such a sexy design

>>43171148
Reminder not to trust foxes. They lie as easily and frequently as they breath.

>>43168681
I would hug a Glacies but she looks pointy

>>43171245
Brave words coming from schizo cat.

>>43171260
Schzio Cat never lies. She's just incredibly evasive, and the truth itself is difficult to comprehend for the sane.

>Spend hours fishing at a river
>Fishes are barely biting today
>Only catch half a dozen sunnies
>Feral werecat steals them from you
>You manage to pin her down before she escapes
What's the appropriate punishment?

Can Gazer see the future? I like to imagine she can at least see alternate realities like the one where I forgot my pants

>>43171330
You know what to do, Anon.

>>43171335
But I don't want to become a Tom though...

>>43171363
Yeah, well, why'd you pin her down instead of slapping the fish out of her grasp?

>>43171229
Dangerous...

>>43171376
Damn fish-stealing feline whore... Needs correction !

>>43171417
Oh no!

>>43171439
I'm gonna press it

>>43171408
Don't flip your lid, square. Ask that dolly to the sock hop. Sure, there's some fast girls around these parts, but I'm sure she won't be playing backseat bingo with you first chance she gets--you got it made in the shade!

>>43170300
The only time that happened was during the severe trolling period where anyone with two brain cells could tell a bunch of outside groups had shown up to spam in some dickwaving contest

>>43171445
>He's gonna press it

>>43171473
Screw the consequences, I'm gonna mash that button and see what happens

>>43166003

>>43171473
>the smug aura of even low level smugsters is unbearable to those unsmugged
>everyone goes insane in wonderland at first soley because of cheshires and their beyond eldritch levels of smug

>>43171493
I love Regura. Especially after he stopped drawing bugs

I want to be stuck inside shog.

>>43171523
help me step-shog

>>43171486
Mofu smug never stops reminding me of a Chuck Jones character.

>>43168510
do better, then.
i like the stories from this thread and i've yet to see you post a better story

is this still relevant?

>>43171627
Do you prefer the siths, the lilims, or the bandits?

>>43171627
Oh wait you meant the greentexts again.
Most of them are literally four lines.

>>43171294
>>43171335
oh nyo...

>>43171700
what are these cheeky tricksters up to?

>>43171637
I don't even remember what that is referring to in MGQ.

>>43171716
Trying to get some poor anon to post dick pics on 4mon so they can use the EXIF data from his camera phone to stalk him.
> Also, dick pics!

>>43171736
>letting anyone other than your wife see your dick

>>43171738
> Thinks married men go to 4mon