/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43159047
bunny

>>43159047
Be fruitful and multiply.

>>43159080
When the portals to hagville open I will.

All yan, all the time

>freak weather conditions have forced your plane down on a remote island

I want me one of them chili Alraunes

>>43159047
Zipangese Fox Wives be like...

Best loli monster for mesugaki?

The day of the Bun comes

>>43159270
You just scared my penis, Anon.

I have a lot of lust for rabbit girls. I want to make them mothers!

Anon, why not spend the Easter holiday with your auntster? She has chocolate eggs for you, tasty meals and will do anything to keep you comfy and entertained.

>>43159336
My auntster is not that slim!
She is an impostor!

>>43159304
it depends what you want. Probably wight.

>>43159304
haku

>>43159336
Antster?

>>43159304
Demon

I wanna sniff danuki breath first thing in the morning, when she's working her merchant stall, after dinner, and under the covers at night

>>43159047

>>43159336
Made for breath sniffing! A beautiful hot steamy blend of green tea, shrimp tempura, and fried rice on her breath!va

>>43159426
it's ant arachne's time to shine

>>43159336
I want to but I fear the consequences

>>43159439
Devils are just kid demons.

>>43159335
Please reconsider. Rabbit girls are far too fertile for this economy, you'll go broke just from making sure your daughters have enough to eat!

>>43159479
>Price of carrots skyrocket

>>43159336
She's old and tired, I bet she prefers to be left alone to rest the whole weekend instead of having to take care of another mouth to feed

>>43159469
The ideal state of monsters.

>>43159468
Kid demons are much better than devils

Small fluff.

>>43159504
Old and tired auntsters are the best

>>43159596
Those are really cute socks, and old lady shouldn't be dressing like that

>>43159596
>>43159680
That one isn't aunt age, don't be mean to her.

>>43159304
Imps are dedicated mesugaki race. Also, loli pyrow

>>43159426
>that sea barnacle is so unloved she can't even win the most unloved award
She is basically worse matango, at least with them, you will be stuck in a forest instead of the bottom of the sea

Worship lamias.

>>43159709
>mesugaki
I think you mean Meswugwaki

>>43159304
Atlach-nacha
Redcap
Malef

I have a long list of potential MGE mesugaki but these are the top. Nachos particularly are entirely about wakarase.

>>43159709
You know, I'd love an amazonian figured pyrow, the sort with massive breasts and thick, muscled thighs that spends most of her day around me in a 'casual form' that is just a loli version.

>>43159736
she's not that bad, she's got a whole apartment/house in there. the vastness of the sea is a little more comfortable with some walls around me.
freeloading scylla hanging around for some bigamy wouldn't be an awful prospect either

>>43159304
Isnt that the gyaru sabbath's entire gimmick?
On another note, Im sure they're the ones most likely to have a barcade in their establishments

I ended up getting the flu, post some comfy/nurse monsters

>>43159744
>'casual form' that is just a loli version.
Pyrows can change forms?

>>43159814
strawberry milk time

>>43159788
There is much comfort inside the sphere

>>43159821
many monsters can utilize a powersaving mode

>>43159821
Considering they can know magic? Yes, I would say its within the realm of possibility.

>>43159821
If the pyrow starts doing that, it means she's a spy.

>she wants me to groom her
>has a set of fancy brushes for it
>but then she wants to return the favor
>with her tongue

>>43159814
>Messed with the bull
>Got the horny
Nice. Stupid cow.

would monsters raise holsts and give them a man so they can breed?

>>43159891
Go back to /trash/, retard

>>43159067
bnuuy

>>43159930
this bunny most likely has autism, i can see it in her eyes

>>43159891
hello sithposter
if you're brave you'll post the bunny from that star wars anime since it is easter

I wonder what summoning a succ would be like in MGE, I feel like they'd be jumping with joy after getting summoned

>>43159944
That's a good bunny desu

>>43159788
Hope you feel better soon

>>43159944
It's not Sunday yet and I didn't even know star wars had an anime.

>>43159987
i'd put lots of fatty meat in the circle to see if i can get a chubby succ or chubby p'orc since they are both the easiest ones to hide the fact they aren't all that human

>>43160016
it is in my timezone

>>43159944
Happy easter Anon.

>>43160018
>Chubby succ
Imagine a chubby neet succ, I would wanna do nothing but cuddle her and play vidya most of the time.
I would drag her ass out of the house sometimes though to an aquarium or zoo.
Also dark mages would pass as humans the most, they just gotta take off the stupid hat

>>43159771
>Isnt that the gyaru sabbath's entire gimmick?
That and they have a second gimmic (no lolibabas). Truly the best sabbath.

>>43160068
i can only imagine the heckling they throw when an old lady tries to larp being young near them

>>43160046
aren't dark mages just the alps of women

>>43160087
>Hey granny, I can still see your wrinkles!
And they'd be strong enough to actually get away with it since they're sabbath witches

>>43160087
But anon most of the Sabbath are old ladies

>>43160046
The hat stays on.

>>43160090
They have an extremely weak claim to being called monster girls. At least you wouldn't accidentally call the star wars bunny human.
>>43160046
I mean look at this. If it wasn't for the filename you wouldn't assume it's a monster girl at all.

>>43160046
dont talk to the other dude but dark mage is more a gal i'd like as a hybrid or just a straight up creeply looking one

>>43160113
the hat's right there

>>43160113
from a glance you'd think it was a grown up megumin or something

>>43160046
https://twitter.com/minamiaomori/status/1644327616726581248?s=20
old woman (old)

>>43160129
Now that’s a gal I’d bang withiut question, now if she had a big bush….

What are petting zoos like in a monster girl world?

Stop arguing and just accept that Gazer is better than both humans and other MGs.

>>43160163
they get subdivided into petting and heavy petting zones

>>43160045
she cute

>>43160171
>jinko whispers something in keepers ear
>keep grabs you and throws you over the rails
Should've read the fine print

>>43160198
they did ask if you wanted to make a donation to the endangered species breeding program

/trash/ this, normalfag that.
to that I say, why not both?

>>43160225
because i don't like furries

Looks tough but can't even swear.

>>43160225
I already do like both. Cute women are cute women.

>>43160240
i like those too tiny jackets. ms krampus has the right idea

>the idiot actually crossposted the same image to here and the hmofa thread on /trash/
for what purpose

>>43160257
they're only here to antagonize. but why are you there?

>>43160257
furfags escaping their containment again
he's probably salty the mods removed his earlier furshit and doubling down

>>43160166
What happened with the OG gazerfag? Is he still alive or died from hunger?

>>43160257
what, you thought we were just bullshitting about those subhumans being /trash/ crossposters?

>>43160265
Why not? Furry girls and monstergirls, both are good.

>>43160113
sometimes all you need is a hat, some size and a speech impediment

hmm, interesting results.
>>43160270
i barely go there.
mostly because of the other generals there instantly burning my eyes out from the brain damage emanating from the threads on the catalog.
seriously scrolling across the front page gives you as much schizo-radiation as 3 weeks of reading /mggg/

>>43160319
I just ctrl f hmofa lmao
It has cute and cozy pics

>>43160266
I'm not the Anon who crossposted from /trash/ but I did post Lop and set it to auto-delete because furshit doesn't belong in here and I just wanted to wish that one anon a happy Easter.

Guys help a mindflayer found my hypnosis and mind control porn
She's banging on my door telling me to let her inside please send help

Consider this. Sniffing Runya Runya's breath

>>43160330
And a hell of a lot of western art.

>>43160409
Let her in, would you kindly?

The bigger the oni the bigger a cuddleslut she is

>>43160432
there's the /c/ kemono thread

>>43160450
I forgot /c/ existed. I also forgot how incredibly slow it is.

>>43160448
I love seaport so goddamn much.

You find a elf taking a bath, what's your next move?

>>43160494
Throw a small rock at her, and when she turns around yell "orcs rule!"

>>43160494
Find a different monster taking a bath

>>43160494
go to sleep. wait for gator

>>43160494
continue fishing

>>43160494
Quietly leave and hope not to disturb her. I didn't mean to peep.

Bogie or Bogey?

>>43160450
I think I prefer it here.

>>43160409
tell her you're into hypnotizing, not being hypnotized.
she'll understand

>>43160534
Bogie if it wasn't for the fact that I don't think I can keep up with their high energy

>>43160494
Slap her ass

>>43160548
dont respond to hte tard

>>43160548
You don't have to keep up. Just enjoy the shows she preforms for you

>>43160494
take a bath since shes lonely

>>43160494
Throw a car battery in the water.

found these automatons, they are cute

>>43160574
the nun isn't too bright

>>43160603
cont

>>43160608
almost done

>>43160557
Worst part is that I actually find him less annoying than the hag spammers since at least he's actually trying to be annoying rather than the hag posters who just do it unironically.

>>43160612
done

>>43160615
I hate anyone on principle who tries to be annoying but simultaneously puts too much effort into it but also not enough. Although hagposting seems to devolve into posting women with freakishly huge breasts and thighs a lot.

What class would you wanna be if you got portaled/isekaid/summoned to mgland and had the option to bring something from here that would be unique over there? If you tried to be a Jedi then you would have the disappointment of never being able to have a Saber duel but you could cut everything down. Would your monster be able to handle you without relying on seduction techniques or ambush rape?

>>43160617
Exposed, as expected

>Disposition: Lustful, selfish

>>43160689
I just view this as a witch.

>>43160068
Funny, that puts them dead last for me.
Children are retards.

>>43160700
it couldn't be, no striped stockings

>>43160664
most likely a class like jester knight or something like that, something with high evasion and high attack but yeah she wouldn't even need to seduce since id have to flirt with her instead, she is a nun after all
>>43160670
Maybe thats why grandma Gremlin gave her to you for christmas

>>43160708
Cute robonun

>>43160730
honestly the cutest part of her is the plug ear she got, makes look like a robo bunny girl

>>43160705
Can witches take off the socks?

Witches and Dark Mages have the power, morals, and mindsets of monsters without necessarily showing external monstrous features.
Witches achieved this through direct covenant with the Sabbath and its Baphomet leaders.
Dark Mages achieved this through their own research and experimentation. They are free to associate with the Sabbath at a later date, long after monsterizing.

Unrelated to either are cute girls wearing witchy clothes and hats.

>>43160796
striped stockings though

i just want to sex a german automaton of nobiltiy and her creator gremlin

>>43160796
Its all fun and games until the wife casts gigaflare.

>Hello, Tom

>>43160796
>Be a human woman mage
>Monsterize Into a succubus who is good at magic
>Be a human woman mage
>Monsterize into a DARK mage

Genki Red or Kuudere blue?

neither, they both look like men with tits slapped on desu

>>43159047
Chocolate rabbits.

>>43160853
I want to pet her big ears.

>>43160810
The difference between natural ancient automatons and one a gremlin made is quality material and features. Naturals can attract men with their cool arsenal, wargrade construction and being kuudere while modern ones are sexbots with sex toy modules.

i found this rabbit

>>43160842
I wouldn't either of them

>>43160842
I like em both for different reasons.

>>43160886
i would this blue gal, she looks like a woman

weasels

>>43160905
>tfw you have to install industrial-grade faraday cages on all your electronics just so they can exist near her

>>43160700
>I just view this as a witch.
Denial is no good anon. Accept a horny Dark Mage brat into your heart and big magical child ass in your bed.

>>43160506
>anon arrives at his favorite fishing hole
>some elf chick is off to the side bathing or something
>whatever, there's enough room. anon sits down and casts his reel off to the other side
>meanwhile, the elf takes keen interest. after decades of outdoor bathing a human finally stumbled across her mid-act
>any moment now he will become enraptured by her beauty and- wait. motherfucker, he's just fishing.
>she clears her throat loudly a couple times to try and catch his attention, to no avail
>she starts stamping through the water towards him finally getting a reaction
>"hey, you're scaring the fish"
>she grits her teeth. this guy...
>the naked elf grabs him by the shirt collar. what's her problem? anon ponders to himself. oh right, probably protecting the forest or some shit
>"listen, i'm not going vegetarian no matter how much you insist"
>the fuck is he on about now?
>"no you listen! look at me!
>"you got a rash or something? i'm not a doctor"
>"gaze upon my beauty" she spits between clenched teeth
>"we're different species, that kind of weird."
>she covers up her ears with her hands becoming visually indistinct from a human
>"look at me!"
>she shivers as his neutral gaze passes slowly over her
>she beams, awaiting anon's appraisal
>"yeah, it's alright i guess. seen better."
>"like what?" she spoke, words laced with vitriol
>"well there's this tavern wench i saw, big stonkin' honkers and-"
>she snaps and tosses anon to the ground
>"it seems i will have to personally teach you how superior elves are"
>"superior?" anon gestures to the water "you don't even have indoor plumbing"
>"we have- you fuckin-" she exhales, taking a moment to calm herself. her tone loses its harshness "you moron. you imbecile. you oaf."
>she drops down and straddles him. "you buffoon, you lovely man." she breaks out into a manic laugh
>anon joins in the laugh half-heartedly not really understanding what's going on
>he starts to say something but she puts a finger to his mouth. "no. no more words."
and that's how anon didn't catch any fish and got brutally raped by an elf

>>43160842
>Hey! Little guy! My friend over there thinks you're cute!
>blue oni in the corner of the bar is now almost as red as her buddy
>trying to hide her giant face behind a cocktail menu

I just want to adventure in mglsnd but elves keep bothering me

>>43161018
maybe you should travel with a party

>>43160922
>Lock yourself in a faraday cage to keep yourself safe from the zapweasels
>Wait where is the key?
>Where did she get that key?
>Oh god she's inside the cage
She at least had the decency to move all the valuable electronics out of the cage before cutting loose with the sparks

>>43161031
Imma go with holst healer, gator tank and jabber mage

Someone help that poor child!

Which canonically named bapho do you think has the best breath to sniff?

>>43161031
I'm gonna get a full succ party because I heard succs get a buff if you have multiple of them together.

>>43161095
they have good synergy but it also consumes a lot of MP

>>43161059
A Raiju's idea of "safe sex."

>>43160978
>he doesnt catch and pull a kuufish out while completely ignoring the elf
>he doesnt proceed to carry his catch off while she seethes impotently and alone

>>43161115
Well Good thing I'm all stocked up on mana potions!
Sure hope nothing bad happens to them

why is all my orange juice grey and goopy now?

>>43159304
velociraptor packs

Elf hags with wiggly ears.

>go to 4mon
>post ‘ick
>a thousand (You)s
every time

>>43161206

>43161091
None of them because Baphomets are for faggots and sailors so long as Krampus exists.

>>43161215
>start reading the replies
>see post with a lot of (you)s also
>>23rd street, mamono lane, Human city, USA
>>IP: 29572.52995.62003.50358
>>Name: Anon von handholdenberg
what do you do?

>>43161265
>handholdenberg
With a name like that he was doomed to marry the most degenerate monster from the start.

>>43161276
That face on her right is what foxes look like when they're about to commit mischief.

>>43161276
>the letter is illegible because it's all chickenscratch (or in this case, crowscratch)
Now what

>>43161300
still better handwriting than mine

>>43161307
>Anon writes a letter to his mamono neighbor
>Just a formal message to announce that he's moving out
>She can't read his terrible handwriting and assumes it's a love letter
>Rapes him for two days straight

>>43161300
Can AI translate it for me? It'd be a shame if I had to ask her to read it to me.

my harpy neighbor keeps giving me homemade mayonnaise, meringue, custards, and flans.
what's up with that?

>>43161353
Choose your AI translator carefully.
You wouldn't want one of those lusty automatons to intentionally mess up the translation so that she can keep you to herself.

>>43161300
>>43161307
>the best way to find your fated one is to see if she can read your horrible cursive
And if she is willing to put in the hours needed to read it just so she can seethe at your prank letter calling her fat, maybe you should apologize and ask her out

>>43161362
Bird brain seduction tactics are weird.
At least she's not one of those singer types who thinks serenading a man every day at 6AM is the way to his heart.

>>43161436
Is that why some songbirds are an endangered species?

mummies are dangerous

best sabbath

>>43161584
i think you got the wrong picture
dont worry this happens to the best of us

>>43161584
they have good hat tech

>>43161593
>>43161594

>>43161593
That squirrel is more tail than she is girl.

>>43161608
peak performance

>>43161496
>Dedicated to the last of the Kauai 'O'o Harpies
>She never scored

>>43161584
Need loli dog wife witch and familiar

>>43161496
>Songbird harpy
>Gorgeous and vivid colored feathers
>Super fluffy
>Amazing singing voice
>Voice generally sounds like pure sex
I'm going to singlehandedly make sure they don't die out

>>43161664
I HAVE A NEED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjSEOOxsEHs&t=2m39s

A Goblin blocks your path!

>>43161727
flip loincloth

>>43161603
You just can't beat that hat. Striped stockings have nothing on it.

Mating season is not over until she says it's over.

>>43161741
Well yeah, you gotta keep going until you KNOW she's pregnant through her baby bump.

>>43161768
And then you keep going all throughout her pregnancy because continuing to have sex is good for her mood and hormones.

>>43161499
Miss Angel looks annoyed. What can I do to improve her mood?

>>43161776
I'd be terrified of hurting her

>>43161727
Walk around.

>>43161788
On her back in the missionary position would be perfectly safe, Anon. She's not THAT fragile.

>>43161798
But you have high gob affinity, you can't just walk around.

>>43161788
Nutting in monsters makes them stronger, there is no downside.

>>43161807
sorry anon but I can't bring myself to, she'll get nothing but rest and pampering whilst I have a quite panic over the idea of being a dad

>ywn get to eat Deonora's eggs cooked in butter made from Druella's milk.

>>43161741
I'm most of the way thru the manga and i hate how the mc refuses to have sex
>i know where married but it would feel inappropriate
Jesus dude, you get a hot fox wife and you won't even fuck her?

>>43161840
Oh no, the foxes have learned of my weakness to spats and are now using it against me

>>43161812
I can. Watch me.

>>43161840
>Inappropriate
>To fuck your wife
Abe is spinning in his grave.

Monster girls would make sigmabale edits about them going to rape the guy who looked them in the eye by accident at the store.

>>43161848
>Going behind the Gob for a rear attack
A daring move!

Easter crossover profile?

>>43161861
She'll be on the receiving end of my strongest attack against monsters: [Combat Maneuver: Ignore and Leave]

>>43161875
That candy is going to get stuck to her fur. Also isn't that considered furry instead of a monster girl?

>>43161883
That just leaves you vulnerable to her ultimate move: Smack you in the head with a rock, tie you up, and drag you home.

>>43161918
She couldn't hit me with a rock, she's too short.

don't make pacts with sword spirits, they're all weirdos

>>43161970
What about alcohol spirits?

>>43161608
That's how you know they're not true loli. Rather, an adult that's taken on a loli form

>>43161982
your liver is begging you to stop seeing that goat anon

use magic to yank a hellhounds tail stealthfully when shes in the middle of a crowded public square.

>>43161970
You should accept a weirdo sword spirit if she can make you a badass samurai.

>>43161840
it's up to monsters to avert the declining birth rate

>>43162047
I wouldn't use magic, I would just walk up behind her and grab the base gently. I might not survive this encounter unraped but by god I will make her melt before it's over.

prostitution is the highest paying job a anon can get in mgc's economy.

>>43162093
yeah 1 hour of work and you're set for life

>>43162093
I heard you get paid in wives and not cash though.

>>43161840
>we're husband and wife but we can't have sex! that's inappropriate!
Man I hate these hacks.

i will attack and mate fat tailed scaled things

Of the two, which would be the better cuddle corpse: Wight or Vampire?

>>43162195
wight can hug your body and your soul

>>43162195
Depends on what you want.

If you're looking for close, hot cuddles in a confined space, vampire is your girl. That coffin will get quite steamy.
But if you want a girl that can hug your spirit as well with her magic, wight is the girl to go with.

>>43162153
do it coward

>>43162109
that indirectly will make you wealthy probably

>>43162195
vampires are bigots no i guess wights. a vampire would refuse to cuddle until you fully turn.

>>43162224
Don't reply to the mentally ill spammer, retard

>>43162219
I will rub my face all over her scalie nethers

>>43162195
Jiangshi!

>>43162238
vampires front that attitude but there sure are a lot of dhampirs
must be a coincidence

>>43162224
Depends on who hires you. If it's a troll out for a night stroll, maybe not to much. Or if you get swarmed on by street rats, probably not either. But if it's a demon or danuki on the way home from the office, looking for a stress reliever in you, then yeah, you're gonna end up pretty wealthy. Keep this in mind when you're deciding on which street corner to work.

>>43162247
Writing "Yeti" on a Jiangshi's seal

>>43162047
hellhounds have innate anti-magic abilities. They can smell mages.

>>43162244
Have you ever noticed if you reply to him he always replies back?

I want to lift heavy milkers.

>>43162153
>men only want two things
>to beat up dragons
>to conquer cute girls
Lets go on a non Order-approved crusade to Dragonia

>>43162195
Wights probably react to body heat more

Other than Amazons, what cultural conditions do you think a husband is put in depending on the monster he gets? Like a Manticore's husband having to cover himself completely in public like a Hijab, Danuki's giving her husband an allowance, Dark Priest husband having to preform religious rituals other than sex everyday? I'm curious to know your ideas about this, less about sex, and more about what culture you must partake in after you're claimed.

>>43162278
>hhhori

>>43162278
sure picked some awful examples

>>43162284
I just chose a random image from my folder, from what I've seen they don't seem too bad other than a few odd commissions.

Mimic won't be so smug after I cum in her box then chain the lid shut.

>the hellhound protestors are back
>walking around with their signs saying "DATING IS DEGENERATE" and "TRUE LOVE = RAPE"
i'm tempted to call my inari friend and ask if she wants to get dinner with me tonight, just to spite them

>>43162278
The only hints we have of this is a few references in the Sabbath book talking about what the men do. like the actual loli Sabbath lets their husbands run everything and marune is being a farmer. Half the problem is most girls profiles don't give much characteristics beyond sex but I guess if you get stuck with that smithing girl you're going to learn how to carry piles of coal.

>>43162322
Just give them a sad look and ask if they really think you're not worth a fun night on the town and they'll fold out of those silly ideas. In fact, most extremists protestors are easy to deal with if you bring a sign to their protests demanding a debate

>>43162322
lay on the ground and yell "i consent"
they hate that

>>43162343
>How to stop a hellhound from raping you
Or
>How to get her to rape you even harder until it turns into a real rape

I do not trust girls with knife ears.

>>43159047
Foxes only want one thing and it's disgusting.

>>43162379
I don't understand.

>>43162328
men are in charge?

>>43162261
>Hellhound comes from a long line of prison wardens for a now-defunct prison for mages who skimped on deals from the old days
>Nowadays most deals end in the monster demanding sex as payment and despite the existence of a certain group of deranged humans, most spellcasters jump at the opportunity to get the deal and a 13/10 wife, and those that don't for whatever reason end up getting raped anyways
>So specifically anti-mage hellhounds aren't exactly in higher demand than your regular hounds for guards, mercs, or cops
>All these musings about her lot in life comes to a screeching halt when she feels that familiar cold tingle of magic go up her spine at the same time something yanks on her tail
I sure hope mageanon has some sort of plan for dealing with a now alerted antimagic hound who was given an opportunity for a mage hunt

>>43162284
The fuck is wrong with HHHori

>>43162375
You can trust girls with mouse ears though. They'll be perfectly honest with you. They'll tell you straight-up, when they break into your house, that they're there to rob you of all your cheese and cereal. And probably your virginity too.

Except the sleeping mice. They're not trustworthy. They're cute, adorable, and lovable. But they're not trustworthy whatsoever.

>>43162395
Yes, the witches are too busy playing on their big playground.
All of the Sabbaths are submissive as fuck in one way or another.

>>43162406
Don't make me link it.

>>43162322
All that protesting wont get them a man at all. In fact would make men want to leave them alone and stay far away since they would resemble the old feminist creatures of yore is what i tell them after walking away with my wives in tow

>>43162400
>hellhound whips around
>instantly locks on to the source
>some scrawny nerd
>the smug grin on his face evaporates when she locks eyes with him
>she can see the magic hanging around him like a cloud
>powers through the crowd to reach him in a matter of seconds
>he's screaming, pinned to the ground and sandwiched between her legs
>hellhound is drenched at the thought of correcting him and then providing him with the protection he needs
Remember, magic and monsters don't mix.

>>43162389

>>43162471
>Didn't use magic in incognito mode to make himself untraceable
Rookie mistake.

>>43162432
Outside of them doing that dogass "adaption" thing and being a general faggot, I don't even remeber why we hate them.

>>43162479
Why is she pink?

>>43162479
Parasitical species that uses men only as a way to create more of its own kind

>>43162427
i imagine one low on men to be absolute chaos then

>>43162278
>Dark Priest husband having to preform religious rituals other than sex everyday
I wanna go full ashiest and and debate a dark priestess. Just completely deny that their god exist despite the very clear proof that they are. I feel like a dark priestess would get way to upset about that.
Or you could go the agnostic rout where you don't even deny that their god is real, simply that we cannot prove anything about them and as such we should act like they are not real.
Yes, my plan is to get raped by said dark priestess, thank you for asking.

How often should I walk my kiki?

>>43162542
Ugly face.

>>43162542
Why is the maid I hired looking at me like that?

>>43162498
Isn't that all monster girls?

>>43162400
it was just a prank bro!

>>43162500
It's only momonika sabbath where the men handle so much of the internal affairs, since the girls are actual lolis.

>>43162486
should have gone to MGE/Hellhound/Spell.scroll

>>43162488
>"We"
I don't know about you Anon but I don't particularly hate people unless they do something to actually piss me off enough to burn that bridge. Don't really care what people do so long as it doesn't fucking bleed into here.

>>43162574
In theory in mge male children will bear a great resemblance to their fathers while happening at an equal rate to create the single master race. We don't actually know how much of the father shines through in females though.

>>43159304
Malef if KC ever remembers to release her.

>>43162671
Reminder that she's leaked on kemono.party

I'd feel extremely hurt if my monster wife thought of me as a pet or lesser being.

>>43162704
then just act like a pet until she apologizes

>>43162486
>monsters getting frustrated because Anon is using seven proxies to cast his spells
Lol

>>43162784
Smelly feet!

>>43162704
I want to cuddle on her lap

>>43162825
Grow up.

You should study anthropology so you can go out and learn about uncontacted monster tribes in the jungle

>>43162857
I prefer getting greasy with gremlins while we work on reactivating the bulky combat model automaton.

>>43162671
Maybe if faggots could leave him alone for like 10 seconds and he wouldn't have to DMCA them constantly he would.

>>43162870
Nothing wrong with being a grease monkey either I suppose

>>43162857
I'm more of an architecture kind of guy.

What happens if I put dark mage's hat on my head?

>>43162881
Oh you!

Demons are underrated.

>>43162379
Then wash it.

>>43162882
You die horribly.

>>43162892
>blue skin
>knife ears
>black sclera
COMPLETELY UNTRUSTWORTHY

*holds another anon's hand*
Sorry monsters, but we're a happy gay couple wink wink so therefor by law you cannot rape us. Isn't that right fellow anon wink wink? Anyway! Since we can't be legally raped we'll be on our way now.

>>43162874
He doesn't have to DMCA anyway. He chooses to waste money on lawyers to give him shit advice.

>>43162906
I can fix her. I don't actually want to fix her, bit I need my dick in her.

>>43162892
demons are cute

Going undercover

>>43162913
Point still stands. People continue to antagonize him, he refuses to ignore them for whatever reason, cycle repeats itself ad infinitum despite the fact that they're an even more niche splinter of the monster girl space than the hyper autists on the other place.

>>43162942
a righteous crusade, no doubt.

>>43162882
>What happens if I put dark mage's hat on my head?
That's very rude if she's not your wife or lover, like walking up to her and grabbing her ass.

Going to bring my thunderbird friend to Wonderland. What's the worst that could happen?

>>43162940
But is she cheesed to meet me?

>>43159047

>>43162972
walk up to her grab her ass with one hand grab and put on her hat with the other.

why are most centaurs posted in these thread so disturbingly thin on their horse body usually

Look at this cat

>>43162961
It's a bunch of NTR fetishists trying to force their bullshit into MGE because they can't accept that most porn is NTR to them since they'll never get fucking laid IRL.

>monsters on the land
>in the sea
>in air
>even volcanos are not safe
>even SPACE is not safe
The solution is simple then, in order to escape monsters for good I will teleport myself to the Void outside the universe where nothing exists and live agelessly in isolation forever.

>>43162195
Vampires, the coffin is smol and cozy. Not to mention her tsun attitude will melt away as you nuzzle into each other

>>43163127
that cat looks very soft

>>43162940
I see this gremlin with rats in all her art. What are the odds the waifaggot who comms them has one of her getting fucked by rats?

>>43163143
Chaos monsters and Wonderland monsters will find you anyway.

>>43163136
>spoiler
Epic.

>>43163143
You fool
The void monsters live there

>>43162942
Guy who writes fantasy universe for autists gets offended by autists and reacts autistically...
In other news, Undines are moist.
>I'm here for monster-titty not tism drama

>>43162857
What's the return rate on those expeditions Anon?

>>43163143
the real solution is to hide in a pocket dimension of your own making

>>43163196
that reminds me, wasnt an explorer kiki posted in these threads in the past?

>>43163143
>Anon gets mindfucked by a chaos god
Silly

>>43163202
>a pocket dimension of your own making
fancy way to say 'your room', now clean it

>>43163207
I think so, I remember the Chesh explorer more

>>43163127
I love hags

>>43163196
Almost all of the local guides make it back. Don't worry about the fact the scientists who hired them decide to stay with the tribe they're studying

>>43159047

>>43163215
This actually will work but have fun maintaining it

>>43163186
Your mom.

>>43163057
Sex

>>43163223
>>43163151
Yes
https://files.catbox.moe/4qcytm.jpg

>>43163143
Enjoy your new Eldritch horror wife in the void, anon.

>>43163227
Huh, can I talk to one of the hired interns who visited anon? Just wanted to ask a few questions this seems a bit fishy

How do you stop your monster friends from fighting? Especially if they're bigger and stronger than you.

>>43163422
Pull out your penis

>>43163422
Cry.
It may have unfortunate side effects though, particularly on any teachers within range

>>43163422
Ask them to stop

>>43163427
Won't they then fight over who gets to fuck you?

>>43163422
Let it happen and enjoy the cool gang war

>>43163422
Thank you for dealing with those hell delinquents, fox! I feel safe going to school with you around.

>>43163430
This may be the best answer, but it would likely backfire.
>>43163454
What are they fighting over? I would hate to be caught in the middle of a fight.

AAAA SHE'S GOT ME HELP ME HELP MEEEE!!
I DON'T WANNA GET FINDOMMED HELP!!!

>>43162857
>Anon watching the amazons poke holes in the dirt and draw arrows, circles, and lines
>thinks he's witnessing some sort of primitive mathmatics
>they're arguing over how to split up the expedition team between themselves

>>43163432
Then you put it away and walk away since they didn't behave

>>43163498
Creeping Coins are more like sugar mommies, retard.

>>43163227
>ocelomeh society becomes one of the most well documented civilizations in the world from the hundreds of multi-generation studies that take place in their villages

Foxes are the majority of MG animations but I could really use a lot of animated butts from various girls.

>>43163519
>forced to go on dates with her to prevent default
>forced to endure hundreds of financial puns like how she "loves your interest" and how she "can't wait for your principal deposit"
>desperately want to buy her "act like a normal girlfriend" pass, but know that you'll default to her if you do

>>43163487
>What are they fighting over
Hellhound believes she has the right to rape anon whenever and wherever she pleases.
Fox believes she needs to at least drag him into one of the many designated raping zones first.
The classic order vs chaos conflcit.

>>43162524
>Just completely deny that their god exist despite the very clear proof that they are.
>Pussy so good you have a religious experience and meet god
>And then she literally takes you to meet god

>>43163505
God help anon if he accidentally messes up the writing or starts trying to draw circles of his own. He might accidentally propose to all of them

Gonna wake her up by dumping a bucket of icewater on her.

>>43163650
Hellhounds are dolice so she'll take it in stride

>>43163650
>anon was revengefucked and became a proud father of 8 in one encounter

>>43163650
Better have a big bedroom, otherwise the room will be a sauna when she's done raping you.

>>43163607
>Anon tries to articulate war to them to learn their word for it
>draws a person standing over a body on the ground, holding a sword
>the amazons point at it and then him
>Anon nods, trying to get them to say the word
>amazons agree that he must like it rough, assign him to the biggest girls
>Anon mistakenly records the phrase for "yes, we can do that to you" as their word for war

>>43163650
That's not nice, Anon. Always reward your hound with sex if she never wants to bathe or go anywhere near water.

>>43163767
Meaty paws typed this

>>43163422
Three-way.

>>43163584
What about the designated anon relief area under their skirt where you sit under them and pull down their panties

What if I went into the wilderness and just sat inside a big metal and glass framed perspex box like pic related, assuming it was built to at least be able to resist getting torn into by a Hellhound? How long would I last inside if I was filming for a nature documentary?
>inb4 reee off topic image!!111!

>>43163498
>Findommed
Literally fucking a money-machine to make more moneymachines.
Theyre fake-gold but still have sale value.
>how to escape your Tanuki debts before she gas to foreclose on your D.

I love evil girls and and to save the world by impregnating them