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Double Arisu

>>43115125
I AM GOING TO

Arisu and her mom

Arisu and her onee-sama

>>43115151
No, Yuuka belongs to me and me alone
I will NOT accept this timeline!

>>43115339
But Anon!!!

>>43115399
NO
I WANT TO BE THE ONE SUFFOCATED BETWEEN YUUKARIN'S TITTIES!
ME, IT SHOULD BE ME!

>>43115418
This ones?

>>43115418
imagine...

Arisu family!

Arisu Usagitroid

>>43115980
I wouldn't let Medicine get that close to my food.

>>43116084
Understandable, Shanghai is perfection

>>43116505
Why did Shanghai do it?

>>43116681
it's a random fairy

>>43116706
Shanghai putting on a different color dress and some prop wings isn't enough to hide her identity.

best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fHf4LwxDL4

My cute daughter Alice

>>43117227
for me it's youtu.be/Ucebn2QK4mQ
>>43115980
INTENSE BABYMAKING with SUNFLOWER GIRL, TOTAL HUMIE DEATH GIRL, and DOLL GIRL

>>43116718
Maybe she got tired of her

>>43117277
Alice has fucking schitzophrenia???
Is there a translation of *any* of this?

>>43117304
Enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcaRM5EX5a4&list=PLSdqmUpMLRRVyBUPUbZu4wscnPAB7xq3u&index=29

>>43117350
>>43117277

Feels like Black Souls.

>>43117420
Gee, I wonder why...

>>43117610
I already know it was made by him, you didn't have to post a twitter screenshot. I simply pointed out that it had the same eerie feeling to the game.

This is the best thead of the board.
Change my mind

>>43117727
lol

>>43115131

ALICE's mom

>>43118278
HAS GOT IT GOING ON

>>43118278
Come over it

>>43115395
Powerful image

down to down to down to down to down to down to down to down to

Hello, Eirin! I was wondering if you could prescribe me some of those pills again!

>>43120101
No no, not the sleeping pills again, my "insomnia" has uhhh... went away!

>>43120451
Fuck off Alice

Arisu loves cats

>>43123757
Arisu is a cat!
Arisunyan!!!

Alice no longer needs magic! she's now a goddess just like her mother!

>>43125101
The Goddess of bedwetting.
I kneel.

>>43125130
Do not underestimate winged Arisu.

>>43125168
But does she
know how to make a grilled cheese?

Gunisu gonna kill everyoney who say Gunisu is a bedwetting

>>43128326
So what the hell are we gonna do with this Arisu chick
Top side for questioning
What the hell for we got her let's kill her now
And if they find the body?
Body? What body?
- Her dolls, probably

>>43128326
Playing Sven co-op with Alice could be nice. Maybe you're not so bad after all, fucking dweeb.

>>43116482
Agreed

>>43129097
Marisa please don't steal Alice's friend...

>>43129401
>>43129097
Marisa stole the precious thing...

>>43129983
W-why does Alice have a life-sized sex doll of herself???

>>43130023
I have way too much mental energy invested into answering that question.

>>43130023
She uses it to provide "services"

>>43130657
>Doll Alice's tits are bigger than real Alice's, and more exposed
>Doll Alice's skirt is much shorter than real Alice's
>Doll Alice is slightly taller than real Alice

I don't even know what to make of this information, but I felt the need to point it out.

>>43130657
Hot. But can the doll get pregnant?

>>43130657
COWS!

>>43130023
She have one. But is Marisa life-sized sex doll:
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4112440

>>43130657
sooo she made a sexier ver of herself and wants you to have sex with it, while she watches?

>>43131501
She also has one of all her other friends. She likes to watch you bang them in her bed while she sits on the side and micro manages them

Arisu!

>>43123757
she loves dogs much more, by virtue of being white
>>43131517
never took her to be a cuckqueen
appearances don't mean anything these days do they

Arisu is taaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeaaaallllllllll!!!!!
Marisa is chibi

>>43131534
Alice is the dog

>>43115395
"You know kids you are REALLY going to need to learn how to fly without this freakin turtle!"

-Mima.

>>43136845
Alice taking adventage of clueless human

>>43137032
Alice...

>>43137032
Alice becoming an abuser

>>43137754
No

>>43131529
R O K I
O
K
I

>>43136855
wtf, I want to be alice now?

>>43140973
おじゃまします!

>>43140973
No, Alice, I'm not going there.

>>43140973
you first, alice-chan. puppeteers are quite rich in those invisible strings, i hear.
>>43142666
this

>>43142666
I still find it funny that the moral of that entire story is that even immortal witches need to take a nap every now and then

Arisu is so silly that she doesn't even know breast pads exist, she puts apples in there instead.

>>43151877
I wanna eat those apples

>>43152796
N-n-n-na-na-na-na-naniiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!?????

>>43159059
You heard me, Alice, cough up those apples!

>>43137784
Arisuuu~

>>43162629

>>43140973
FAIRY RAPE DUNGEON

How did this end up on page 10 so quickly? anyway have more Gunisu

>>43166775
too many hololive threads and other shit. touhou in /jp/ is dying. We need our own board or we will have to leave 4chan.

>>43168391
No, the holoniggers just need to go to their own board, from whence they came
>>>/vt/

>>43163351
Well, when you put it like that. Maybe being locked in Alice's dungeon doesn't sound so bad after all...

>>43169866
I know another weirdo who likes to lock people in dungeons to try to rape them

>>43169866
The only one getting raped here is Alice, I'm afraid.
She might think just because she's a youkai magician, that she's got shit on me, but by the time i've pinned her to the wall and have started forcefucking her virgin hole, it'll be too late for her to realize her mistake.

>>43170362
Teaching that you aren't locked in there with her, she's locked in there with you!

I'm going to have so many kids with my wife

>>43174540
Wrong Arisu and she's a kid, bro.

>>43174540
Baka baka

Can you let Arisu enter your house today.

>>43166775
/jp/ bleeds residents. Can't say I'm innocent, this was my first and only board for 5 years then I became a crossie and only came back now. It's been 8 years.

>>43182701
I want to live a happy and fulfilling life with Alice only to die like a pathetic human and leave her alone for the millennia to come!

>>43182545
No lmao.

Alice? oh you mean Mima's maid!

>>43187959
Unexpected Mimapost!

>>43182732
She won't miss you!

>>43193156
Alice has been around long enough to be able to get over tragedy pretty easily, although it was a tough road getting there.
That doesn't mean she won't remember you forever though. You'll live forever in her heart!

>>43193208
She is so nice...

>>43187959
I hate her! The maid, I mean.

>>43128326
Alice with my favorite gun!

>>43116084
A classic

>>43115125
Who?

Fuck Alice. I repeat, fuck Alice!

>>43219174
You can't.

>>43219174
Fuck! Alice! Fuck! Alice!

>>43220798
If you say so!

>>43219174
But I don't want to! She is not my type.

Wife + loli wife = happiness

>>43236158
me on the left
my wife on the right

strange when Alice was on the same level as Reimu and Marisa.
nowadays Alice is at the level of Hina or the prismrivers.
while the level that Alice occupied is now occupied by characters like Aya, Mamizou or Suika.

I miss when Alice was on the same level as Reimu and Marisa.
Nowadays Alice is at the level of Hina or the prismrivers.
while the level that Alice occupied is now occupied by characters like Aya, Mamizou or Suika

>>43236254
Alice lost relevance after th9, as did Remilia. It's just that thanks to Sakuya, Remilia has become a major character again. While Alice is in a limbo of being a background character without an excuse to bring her to the stage.

>>43236254
>>43236287
Dear Mr. ZUN,
There are too many Touhous nowadays. Please eliminate three.

>>43238959
And then he gets rid of Alice three times.

>>43239049
>Alice (pc-98)
>Alice (windows)
>Alice manga
Yeah. He do it.

>>43238959
It's true.

Alice fucks dogs

>>43245790
No she doens't, she can't bring herself to have nonpenetrative fake lesbian sex, nevermind with an animal.
She might be autistic, but not trailer trash.

>>43245857
Alice is clueless and just plays with herself and her dolls. She might put her tights or undies on her doll and try to pleasure herself imagining her knight in shining armor, whoever that is.

>>43245857
Besides, Alice is afraid of dogs and will pee herself a little whenever she hears one bark loudly.

Alice is not afraid of dogs nor is she fucking them.
Polite and clever girls like her are just wait for the right man, aren't they?

I heard Alice makes unique, custom-print panties for every doll. Is this true?

>>43250990
Yes, you didn't hear it from me but as a form of foreplay she sometimes dresses them up in lingerie and goes into elaborate fantasies

>>43251024
Where can I get my hands on some Goliath Doll lingerie?

>>43251209
Sadly Alice would have to make them order, likely from former hell. Or at least ask suika where she gets her plus sized lingerie

>>43251209
How in the holy hell did someone like Alice make that?
For christ's sake her thighs are actually tree trunks.
Maybe Alice is the reason that the Amazon is getting deforested?

>>43245790
I wish she actually do it so the chance of her appearing in the new game from being animal related will be higher.

What happened here?

Alice made this just for you!

>>43262967
nah, I bet it has a camera and microphone inside.

>>43258075
Alice simply had yogurt spilled on her during a picnic and changed into her extra clothes... nothing else happened!

>>43265741
Yeah, but they're really high tech cameras & microphone! The cream of the crop!
Isn't that cool? 4K 24/7 camera with a feed that Alice can receive and only her, and voice isolating camera!

>>43265741
Yeah, haha, just a camera.

>>43115125

>>43266107
Alice is such a silly girl, teddies are horribly inefficient and people would be able to tell there's a clear weight increase in the bear!

>>43269014
She read about the teddy bear trick in a spy novel, please understand.

>>43271819
I am suspicious of that Shanghai doll.

Alisu

>>43265862
What's with the vibrator?

>>43273257
That is a large pen. Alice is a pure and virtuous girl.

Cute Alice peace forever 2401 omg loveeeeee~

>>43266107
Wtf I love Alice now?

>>43273298
What about the other vibrator?

>>43277688
That is a device used in making cheese, it's very important to make Alice's favourite kind.
Alice would NEVER EVER use it for ANY other purpose, since she is far too PURE and INNOCENT.

Alice needs to take a bath.

>>43278473
Alice is a TRUE and HONEST 2hu.

>>43278555
Alice is not very good at taking baths. She just thinks you sort of chill in the water for about an hour and get out, no scrubbing needed.

>>43279283
What if i were to heat up the water for her?

>>43284137
She will heat it up with her own piss.

>>43115125
She looks like she would bite me if I approached her.

Why Alice is so weird?

>>43294243
Why is your FACE so weird, huh!?!

>>43294056
Alice would do no such thing!
Who goes around just biting people, huh?
Not Alice, not nobody!
Quit spreading rumours like that!

>>43301979
Alice might not bite, but give her an inch and she'll take a mile. Don't ever play along or even look fine with the weird stuff she tries to do on you...

>>43302208
There is a 0% chance that Alice is weirder than I am.
I'm one fucked up dude, and Alice is about to be one fucked up gal.

Alice wants (you)

Please sex my daughter.

>>43302228
She isn't taking no for an answer it seems.
Luckily, Alice is pretty enough for me and I don't care about the doll obsession if she's willing to overlook a weapon obsession.
It's like we were made for each other! In the most toxic and mutually destructive way possible!

>>43302228
Please put your tights back up Alice you're supposed to be grown up and know how to dress properly

>>43302253
Which one? The bedwetting loser? No way fag, give me another one instead.

>>43302362
Now whoever could you be talking about?
Alice here is a lovely girl, I'm sure she'll treat you well!
And by that I mean you now have to live in her house. Goodbye!

>>43302421
I was tricked by Shinki! I will not be held captive by Alice like one of her dolls!

>>43302481
I'm sure you'll make a fine boyfriend Anon, just ignore the times Alice clings to you at night and the bed suddenly gets warmer.

>>43302521
Nooo!
I wanted one of the better Shinki's daughters like Louise or Yumeko! I'll even settle for Sara.

>>43302534
>Sociopath
>Sociopath
>Sociopath
Anon, Shinki's really doing you a favour here.
Most Makaites are pretty unstable and dysfunctional people, and it's a miracle Alice turned out as good as she has, bless her heart.
Do you really want to deal with a Mai/Yuki situation here?
Think about it, Mama knows that she can't keep pushing those lost causes, Alice is your best shot at not going insane here.

>>43302586
I'll take her eldest daughter then. Sure, she can be a little unstable and go on drunken rampages with her Oni friend from time to time and trash shrines, but at least she isn't super weird and creepy like Alice or pee the bed.

>>43302618
Saachan isn't really a makai person...
She just kinda lives there y'know?
Most places don't take too kindly to having Angels of Death on their doorstep, but regardless of that, her and Elis are a pair of special cases for some reason.
I don't make the rules, man, but Shinki is giving you to Alice.
Just try and make the best of what you've got, okay?
And try to not hurt her feelings, she's not the most confident in herself...

>>43302653
I'm not buying it, Shinki. Sacchan and Elis are 100% your doing and therefore valid wife candidates. Besides, Alice isn't mature enough to get married anyway. She still plays with dolls at her age.

>>43302726
Alice has a few eccentricities, sure.
But do you really want to live with Saachan?
She's not even really a "she" you know.
And Elis can get a little... Rough, even for a vampire, demon... Thing.
Just go and have a happily-ever-after story with Alice, she needs that kind of thing in your life, she's the only one who is both stable enough to actually HAVE a relationship and would want one in the first place.
I'm sure she'll grow out of her obsessions when she gets a husband, namely you.
And if not, tough luck, she needs to do something else in her life than make those freaky dolls.
D-don't tell her I called her dolls freaky though...

>>43302804
There's no use arguing with Alice's mom, is there? At least she has those ample Makai genes going for her.

>>43302804
well i don't mind, but there is a catch, she doesn't look like she will be good at bed. As a man i have needs. could i pay my sweet mother in law a visit when those needs arise? maybe we could have an oyakodon once we get comfortable

Sexorisu

>>43305130
No, Shinki wants grandkids.
The less time you spend with your lovely foreverwife, the less time you have that you could be spending making babies.
She will expect you to take care of that end of things, so long as you do not molest her too much. Alice is a delicate young girl, and too much roughness will make her cry.
That being said, she has to learn eventually, so don't listen if it goes on for too long.
Shinki has given you permission to ignore Alice's consent once per day, but only if you do not use protection.

>>43307434
huh? were you saying something?

>>43307434
>>43308353
Alice wife < Mai and Yuki doublewife < Sara bestfriendwife < Elis daughterwife < Yumeko sisterwife < Sacchan angelwife < Louise mistresswife < Sacchan biblicallyaccurateangelwife < Shinki motherwife

Poor Alice, even her own thread gets hijacked by her much cuter sisters and mom.

My Arisu is better than yours.

>>43309317
>>43309133
>>43308861
Oh look, now you've done it.
Arisu heard you talking about how much better you thought her sisters were, and is now heartbroken.
At least *try* and cheer her up a little, would you?

>>43309345
Maybe Arisu should try to be more like her little sister.

>>43309345
I'm just indulging in her humiliation and NTR fetishes. Alice WANTS to be spanked and told that she's a bad girl and inferior to her sisters in every way.

>>43310490
And that's a slightly concerning boner...

PLAYABLE ALICE IN TOUHOU 19!

>>43311754
Well it's nice to see Marisa taking her friend out to meet new people, Arisu's known to be very shy, and Marisa is good at breaking the ice.

>>43311791
I don't think Alice is shy. She just doesn't care if it doesn't involve puppets, clothing, explosives, or magic.

>>43271819
>>43310490
I thought these were just regular small-sized BJD dolls and was going to remark on how cute they are, but looking at the guy's twitter it turns out these are actually life-sized sex dolls. They're still pretty cute though.

I've always liked the "pretty" look of dolls but I can't imagine the lengths these guys go to to make them custom clothes/faces/makeup, on top of all the maintenance. Let alone the actual price of the materials and the dolls themselves.

>>43318007
Oh anon, they were always sex dolls.
They are the easiest way to get a life-size model, complete with latex skin and poseable joints in any height or body shape you want.
Hard to explain to people, but tagging along with an existing market is the most practical choice.

>>43311754
I really hope this. I mean ZUN has left her out for a long time, so maybe Alice will get the same luck as Flandre. touhou 9 had Yuuka back, it would make sense if ZUN decides that Alice is the returning character in touhou 19

>>43319282
But yuukarin hasn't been mentioned in so long...

Im alice irl

Aliceandmari

>>43319345
Can i fuck you?

>>43310284
Its true, Alice told her boyfriend that they can't have sex before marriage. She even went so far to tell him that he can't masurbate!
Even though they sleep under they same roof they only do so in different bedrooms. She tells her boyfriend that he can only pleasure himself if he wants to fuck bimbofied dolls of herself, her friends, or other women on Alice's own bed! All because she has to make sure that he isn't unfaithful so she watches and microsmanages the dolls movements!

Alice is a real weird girl!

Arrisuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu












s

I want to rape Arisu.
Rape her pregnant.
Confess my love to her as I rape her, and tell her I love her over and over as I cum inside her.
Then escape, only to come back the next day and do the same thing. Day after day.
Do you think I can make her fall in love with me with this tactic?

>>43328364
So long as you never told her you loved her she would be too horny at getting raped to care, much less tell anyone.
As far as Arisu can love, """raping""" her will do the trick, but only as long as she can believe it's real.

Alice is capable of loving you, no matter what some people might say!
Just because she's a Makai person at heart doesn't mean she's incapable of emotion like Yumeko is, or will steal your bank account like Mai would!
Arisu is a normal, well balanced girl, she just hasn't been given the right chance since she moved from home!

>>43336623
Its true, just because Alice had some growing pains here and there and may or may not have stalked, cursed, dolled, and maimed some bystanders at one point or another while trying to express her earnest affections doesn't mean she's a bad person!
She's well past that now and is a normal girl ready to fall in love and act like an obnoxious couple! A good man just needs to take a chance and brave the forest of magic to open up her walled heart! Alice would love to have tea with him while getting to know him like an insect under a microscope!

>>43311754
Look at Marisa's clenched fists, she's barely tolerating Alice's creepy behaviour and in a moment she'll lose her cool and slug her right in her face. Little does Marisa know, this is what Alice wants.

>>43311754
no.

>>43340094
Let them fuck!

>>43359264
Spoiler that carnage.

>>43360592
Shanghai

>>43302307
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92580618#4
babyplay with Alice!

>>43359264
Delete this

>>43368197
But why is the baby bottle filled with piss?!?

>>43374070
that's my semen

>>43376182
Is it weird I find hypersexualised women infinitely less attractive than if they just wore traditional revealing clothing?

I really don't care for bunnysuits, or even really schoolgirl uniforms. Maybe I'm just not old enough to be a creepy old man...

>>43376182
The only thing better than one fertile Alice is 2 fertile Arisus!

>>43368197
Looks like Shinki paid Alice a visit

>>43376247
In my case it’s because there is just so much of it and is not special anymore

>>43302253

>>43386319
This poor man has no idea that Shinki is using all of her strength to stop Alice from doing something embarrassing. God help him if he falls for it.

Alice's huge tits...

>>43390218
Alice's huge warm and loving heart

*alices*

>>43393464
In chains

Alice?!

>>43397556
*keeps going*

>>43397501
who the FUCK is alison chains and why did they make a band about her?

>>43393398
behind her huge tits.

>>43400750
my hero...
and her idiot loser daughter that pisses herself, i guess.

>>43404064
PC-98 Alice was confident, successful, potty trained and an all round badass. She managed to learn some of Shinki's ultimate magic and created her own wonderland even.
Then she left Makai, lost everything from her fearsome magical ability to her bladder control and can't even get out of bed these days without a cocktail of mood enhancing medication. She went from creating entire realms with living inhabitants to making barely functioning non-autonomous imitations of living things, that she has to control manually herself anyway. What a massive fall from grace indeed.

>>43407033
>can't even get out of bed these days without a cocktail of mood enhancing medication.
literally me

>>43407043
>>43407033
At least Alice TRIES to fix herself, unlike her sisters who just continue to tear into each other.
It's not her fault Shinki didn't really know what she was doing once she made them all.

>>43407057
Mai and Yuki are the worst offenders, but can you really blame Yumeko (emotional capacity of a rock) or Sara (dum dum) for not being able to get help for their issues? And while Louise, Sacchan and Elis are by no means perfect, they are all still far from hopeless like Alice.

>>43407081
Alice puts herself out there and risks being made fun of, the others just hide their massive faults.
Saachan spends a lot of money spinning gacha wheels all day, Louise likes to prowl around dingy bars at night, and Elis is a shitter that just can't help causing people to embarrass themselves publicly, most impressively Mai.

Arisu has done pretty well for herself even getting this far, so maybe we should be more supportive of her, and help her with her faults if she asks us to.

She even managed to get a date with a boy from the village once, but due to Shinki's meddling trying to make sure everything went well, he ended up running into the forest and getting lost, leading her to a massive heartbreak she has only just gotten over recently.

>>43407081
>picrel
this is why alice got kicked out of school and had to resort to starting an "inn" (more like "can i cum inside" lmao) and a sex doll workshop in the magic forest. Illiterate weirdo.

>>43407279
Alice was well past school when she was coerced into taking that picture.
She deeply regrets having agreed to it, but that doesn't change the fact that she's a quick witted and intelligent girl who just has a few issues, is all.

>>43407279
Why is she holding her crotch like that? Is she trying to hide the fact that she wants to pee while scolding you?

>>43407427
girls do that when they feel nervous. she was trying on a new pair of glasses and was nervous about how (You) would like them.

>>43410525
So Arisu starts masturbating when she's nervous?
What a strange girl

puppeteer paizuri

Would Alice be cool if I offered her like 50 bucks if she could control Shanghai and get me off with her?
Or would I have to pay more to get her to make a custom onahole Shanghai?
Should I gaslight her first by befriending her and making her thing this normal enough between friends?

>>43414667
alice will strangle you to death with her invisible puppet wires.

Alice just doesn't understand why she doesn't have any friends.She's cool, she's and she's pretty! Alice should have lots of friends!

But the truth is Alice is just weird. She lives all alone in a dangerous place with nothing but dolls. She doesn't like to talk to people and comes off as cold and rude when does she. All she cares about are dolls and magic, hardly something that allows you to connect with others. Alice says she's happy like this, but she still needs to understand how she comes off to others.

>>43420240
How many friends do you have, anon?

>>43420240
Alice has no reason to associate with others that don't share her passions in the slightest.
If she were to drop her standards, she might end up with a man who DOESN'T want to become a youkai like her, and that would just lead to inevitable heartbreak, combined with being unmarryable after.
Alice is a smart girl who's weighed her choices well!

>>43420279
i like it better when shinki is desperately trying to get her daughter laid so she can have grandkids

>>43420254
Not relevant, you bully!

>>43420294
Whaaaat? That's not shinki, that's just some old grandmother voicing her opinion!
I mean, her advice is pretty solid, the other attempts haven't gone well -Or so I've heard-, but Shinki wouldn't helicopter parent her darling Alice even after she moved away, that'd be insane! To think!

>>43407081
Those panties seem too mature for Alice. Did she steal Yumeko's underwear?

>>43420327
Yumeko doesn't wear any.
Panties are for people who might get embarrassed if someone saw their slit, and emotions are unknown to Yumeko.

>>43420336
I see, could those be Sacchan's then? Or Mai's?

>>43420383
Probably Saachan's, Mai is still a little devil at heart.
And since Saachan tends to leave them on display most of the year round, it would only take a quick visit to her on the grouns of making sure she has enough makaipockets to eat, and boom new panties.

-O-or Arisu could have bought them herself!
She's a grown woman she can buy her own things!
It's not like she would get too embarrassed buying underwear thinking it would mean the vendor would know what she was wearing all the time!

>>43419953
So 100 dollars...?
That puppet job better be good!

>>43420254
J-just because I only have three friends despite being an adult doesn't mean anything!
Stupid Alice!
Stupid!

I think its funny whenever I see these threads Its always something around Alice trying to live her life then everyone would basically Gaslight her into her weird behaviors.

Since we're here I need to ask. Why is there so many pictures about Alice getting hit by a shovel? Am I missing something because I cant remember this happening in the games and I just see so many pictures of them I cant stop laughing and I want more of them.

>>43420440
You raise an excellent point, Notshinki. Although, perhaps we should ask Sacchan if any of her underwear has gone missing, just to be sure!

>>43414667
Alice is not a whore.

>>43431153
You're right . You have to have sex to be a whore, and Alice has never even had her first kiss!

I wrote a poem for Alice, here it goes.
Alice,

Rainbow puppeteer, a haunting dearie
Shadow living, creak veneering
For the witch out trick and treating

Under full moon, blushing nearing
Head arearing, rush retreating
Dolls aback in shadow mist sight-seeing

Loving human form unlike the strings are pulled apart
A witches’ parting torn a nook and cranny, wreck afloat and drift afar
Love is to a doll but what a flower dreams upon a star

I want Alice to give me a puppet show and maybe have a nice tea party with her.

>>43420440
>>43424190
But Sacchan is like 8' tall. Her panties wouldn't fit Alice at all. They're probably Louise's or Mai's. Louise is tall too, but not too tall to share panties with Alice, usually without her permission.

>>43434528
I must be Louise's. I doubt Mai wears panties, she's probably still wearing bloomers just so she could stand out from the rest of her sisters (or maybe Shinki still chooses her clothes for her).

>>43434528
It must be Louise's. I doubt Mai wears panties, she probably still wears bloomers just so she could stand out from the rest of her sisters (or maybe Shinki still chooses her clothes for her).

>>43437461
Shinki still picks out Elis' clothes for her every morning, despite Elis loudly protesting!
The clothes always include the most embarrassing and childish underwear imaginable which physically fit her tiny frame perfectly, but are completely age inappropriate for an adult like her!
Elis still wears the clothes every time in the end!

>>43437517
I wonder if Shinki makes Elis wear Alice's old panties. Now I wonder what they look like! Talking to Elis like she's a 5-year-old after seeing the kind of undies she wears!

>>43438010
>Talking to Elis like she's a 5-year-old after seeing the kind of undies she wears!
That would make her so mad! Elis hates it when her mom treats her like she's the youngest because of her being the smallest of her sisters! She is old! The oldest after Sacchan! And she demands to be taken seriously! Or else!

>>43431153
yeah duh, Alice isn't the whore here, she's the pimp!
And boy do I want to rent some doll puss

>>43438121
I'm gonna make Alice take me to Makai and convince Shinki to show me her family album. I want her to tell me all of Elis's embarrassing stories and watch her face turn beet red!

>>43442254
Just don't tell Alice what you're intending to do first. There's a lot more that sort of material of her.

>>43444767
>>43442254
Alice doing everything she can to avoid taking you to Makai because she knows her mom and her sisters will do everything in their power to show you her old photos!

Alice stole a pair of Louise's panties again!!

>>43451090
God damn it, she stole some of Patchy's too! Where are her morals?!?

>>43451186
>>43451090
Anon please, Arisu is NOT Marisa and would never steal panties! she'd just masturbate with them right then and there

Alice is the George Costanza of Gensokyo.

>>43455025
Imagine Alice's entire family catching her in the Makai laundry room while she's wearing a pair of Louise's panties as a hat and sniffing a pair of Elis' panties!
Shinki would never let her leave after that and also punish her severly!

>>43458944
On the flipside she could also kick her out to protect the rest of her daughter's chastity. She would probably do it sweetly as well, telling her that she thinks she's mature enough to make it out in the world.

It would explain her habits of stealing her friend's pantsu and lack of shame in getting caught masturbating with them

It's been a while since I generated some arisu

>>43458944
I don't know, it seems like panty raids run in the family.

>>43458962
I'll take one of each

>>43458961
Shinki is too sweet to kick her out. And besides, the amount of magical power at her disposal makes it possible for her to apply an extremely wide range of methods to correct Alice.

>>43458976

With Alice, it's either you get raped or you do the raping. No in-between allowed with this lecherous piss-magician.

>>43465222
Why is Alice like this? She could get a good man easily if she just wasn't such a rapey creep!

>>43470701
Well, don't blame Shinks!
No sir-ee, she had nothing to do with this!
She definitely didn't tell Alice to kidnap the first man she liked so as to get grandkids as soon as possible! Nuh-uh!

>>43465222
What's this from?

Alice in th19 please.
I want her to be a major character again

>>43465222
where does alice gets these silly "rape" ideas?
is she still meeting with that weirdo, youmu?
alice can barely get out of bed, she couldn't kidnap even baby.

>>43471327
t. Alice.

>>43471451
Alice and Youmu sure are similar. No wonder they get along so well.

>>43471313
Cute doll

>>43473910
They're both MASSIVE dorks.

>>43473910
I didn't know there was a bedwetters club, aside from Youmu and Alice who else are members?
My bet is on Koishi, Aunn, Kyouko, Parsee, and Kaguya

>>43487573
What do you even do in a bedwetter club? Discuss ways to no longer wet the bed? Gather around on a big bed and all piss on it before going to bed?

Why is it that just a few shitposters can ruin every character thread?

>>43487648
Alice threads have always been as deranged and pathetic as she is herself.

>>43488039
I don't just mean Alice threads. It's like every single girl has something disgusting that people just have to spam every 3 posts. The only exception I've seen are the pc98hus.

>>43488362
Like Ran and MMD?
or Patchouli and pigs/obesity?

>>43488412
Yes. Looking at the board, there's also the smell obsession for vampires, lesbianism for Mokou/Kaguya and others, a cbt fag getting a post off in every thread, Kaguya and Yuuka cbt, Nitori ntr, Sanae slut, Eirin has these circumcision weirdos, Koishi has diaperfags, and propably a dozen other instances currently up on the board and more that pops up from time to time. It's really tiresome.

>>43488362
>>43488457
The reason why those gross memes stick is not because of the few shitposters who start them, but because of the community surrounding the Windows era characters. The oldest Windowshus have had hundreads of threads here over the course of a decade and a half. When you've ran out of topics to discuss and have grown bored, absurd and gross shitposts can turn into memes if they have enough novelty. The reclining popularity of 2hu as a whole also means that there are less newfags coming to the threads and starting discussions on topics that are new to them, which would help the threads to stay on topic.

The PC-98 characters have noticably grown in popularity here on /jp/ only during the recent years so their threads are still relatively fresh.

>>43488651
even then there are still memes that stick with them
Like Mai relentlessly bullying Yuki in increasingly absurd ways

>>43490544
I like Mai being a genuine sociopath, given how little she cares for Yuki in MS.
Given how little content there is for pc98hus in general, this is pretty tame compared to what it could be.

Here's a rare hot af booty Alice pic i found on pixiv

>>43494681
Go away, nigger

>>43494690
Why?

>>43494714
You are disgusting to any sane poster.
Your keyboard is covered in the grease of friend meats and you are overweight and decrepit
Your baboon lips take up the vital energy it takes to run your brain and causes you to speak utter nonsense that your shit colored fingers type out and pollute this place with.
Your tastes make it clear that you think of nothing "gettin' sum" and as a result your grease addled monkey brain looks for nothing but disgusting art for monkeys drawn by savages with the tastes of a retarded trombone.
Your crusted eyes look upon the beauty of God's handmade human form and you see nothing but a canvas to alter it to some fetish on par with what ancient savages with brain damage would idolize in their dung made huts.
You have no sense of beauty, no sense of wonder, no appreciation for anything not twisted into a mockery of the human form all in order to fulfill your chimp-tier 'desire'.
You disgust everyone that isn't a filthy jigaboo with your perversion of the natural world and twisting of all that is good around you.
It makes me happy that your clogged arteries will fail you and that your only options in life for companionship will either be your unwashed hand or an equally fattened, miserable, and spiteful women with the value of hot trash.

>>43494777
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is clearly male.

>>43488457
>smell obsession for vampires
Thankfully this doesn't happen with my favorite vampire!

>>43494854
I would smell Kurumi!
I bet she has a nice perfume!
Classy like her overalls, but not haughty!

>>43494869
>>43494854
I am glad to announce that the Yuuka/LLS thread is mostly fetish-free.
Mostly.

Posting an actually good Alice pic before the bump limit.

>>43494903
Alice afraid to make eye contact with you after seeing what /jp/ thinks of her!
Alice crying her eyes out at being socially rejected yet again!
Alice knowing that the cycle just won't end!

Post 311 for happy Alice!

Well this thread went to shit.

>>43494811
Fart

>>43494777
Lmao bro it's just a pic of Alice's big fat ass

>>43496592
What

Bump

alice goes out with a wimp

>>43499253
Don't call me a wimp my gf won't take lightly to it

We can't let this thread reach page 10

>>43497812
Fart

>>43500036
Anon we hit the bump limit, what are you trying here.

Goodbye guys

>>43500588
Nigga tf is a bump limit, and how was i supposed to know about it?

I just married alice

>>43501564
Congrats anon!

>>43501564
Fuck you she was supposed to marry me!

>>43501564
Well at least Marisa is free.
Silver linings folks.

>>43501502
Newfag.

>>43501502
First time on 4chan?

>>43494777
Great trips of truth.

>>43501502
When a thread on /jp/ reaches 310 posts, further replies in it will no longer bump it.

Also, you on the left, oldfags on the right.

Sayonara arisu :(

So new Alice thread when.

>>43503737
When i get a new shovel

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