/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43119322
I didn't refresh before posting, I hope mods delete the other one.

>>43119347
Don't worry, it happens sometimes.

It is time for cheshposting.
You will not escape.

>>43119355
>at least no one will fuck with me when I rope

Well?

>>43119355
She looks like she makes parodies of anything the phantoms come up with, and they are somehow even more lewd.
And the regular phantoms can't even escape her since she is undead and can follow them anywhere they go

Trade offer

>>43119355
>Finally I'm dead. No more Cheshire butts every time I open something
>

>>43119357
Miss Hebi is so nice to a jerk like me. I really should bake some cake for her.

>>43119364
I'll ask Trumpart-chan to keep all cheshires away from me.

>>43119392
I swear if I see one more of these fucking hebis I'm going to smooch her on the mouth and maker her my wife.

nice of Meido to delete the duplicate
>>43119404
>go ahead human, I am ready to wife

>>43119409
THAT'S IT. COME HERE YOU FUCKING NOODLE.

>>43119403
>Try to escape into the Trumpart barracks
>Joker Card Chesh opens the door for you

>>43119385
>Mice trying to impress men with random bits of appenzeller they found somewhere

>>43119409
But is she ready to mother?

I need a strong and beautiful MG that will watch over and take care of me as needed, but also treat me with dignity and respect.

>>43119370
Is this a trick?

>>43119435
That might work with me, I like a good cheese.

>>43119457
No

Get in

Fox is hard to measure

>>43119440
I feel like griffons would be good about this. Do whatever you want but they'll watch you like a hawk the whole time (pun intended).

chesh.

>>43119385
It is pretty cool. Cheese is delicious.

>>43119469
The wing hugs would be nice. She keeps a respectful distance most of the time, but then she notices me shivering in my sleep and decides to help out.

>>43119475
punch her right in the eye.

>>43119505
>implying she doesn't sleep on top of you like a chicken

>>43119467
>Anon offers AncientFoxx a symbol of 12inches
>no escape
>only 6 inches
>she breaks Anon's pelvis twice to make 12.

>>43119475
kissu her right in the cheek

What sort of monsters will I meet at the gym at 2am?

>>43119510
>anon before meeting a cheshire
>>43119542
>anon after meeting a cheshire

>>43119553
Swole vampires

>>43119553
You see >tfw no bf monsters there to lift away their loneliness, a vamp struggling to curl the 10 pound dumbbells in the squat rack, and chubby neets who are taking their first steps towards becoming swole (the eventually turn into the first ones)

>>43119553
Gargoyles with rock hard biceps

Eat up, anon!

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43119601
oh boy i love grapes

>>43119601
Grapes and pears as the main course? Also she should be careful, she might squish the grapes or bruise the pears.

>>43119565
I want to get swole along with a monster girl friend from the gym, helping each other on the way to great body.

>>43119601
Winegoat parties are pretty wild.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZcqaolcjUI

>>43119625
>neet falls in love with Anon
>he's into fit women
>mamono mana works better than steroids ever could
>goes from squatting the bar with no weight to bending the bar in a few months
>Anon falls in love with her as he sees her smashing her goals and improving herself
>she still can't look him in the eyes or talk to him without stuttering even though she could break him in half

>Hey, nerd. I heard you like girls with multiple pairs of arms.

>>43119735
Yes, this is true. And?

>>43119735
Yes, can you help carry my heavy textbooks to my physics class?

>>43119364
Big sister moth will keep me safe from all cheshires and devil bugs

>>43119795
What if I distract her with glow sticks?

>>43119735
No, multiple arms is gay. What she gonna do with them? Hug me? Very gay.

>>43119885
One beats you off
One forces your face into her tits
One holds your hands above your head
One strokes your cheek and hair

>>43119735
Double armpit headlock.

>>43119795
I'm curious. Why is it that Juniper tends to get a pass when people in this thread immediately bitch at seeing other Vtubers? Is she "monster" enough? Or is it that she's close enough to the Mashiro design that people can't tell or don't care?

>>43119978
I honestly don't know who Juniper is.

>>43119978
It’s probably like >>43119982 put it. Most anons don’t watch or care about vtubers and see a cool moth lady ignorant the source material, this doesn’t stop anti-vtuber schizos crying about image when the post itself has nothing to do with the source of the image

>>43120032
I think it's because no one knows or cares about some westoids vtuber with 4 subscribers. Everyone would recognize hololive vtubers even if they didn't watch it.

>>43119978
a little from column A, and a little from column B I guess. She doesn't stand out from usual monster girls posted here, unlike the variety of ultra bland kemomimi avatars other vtumors use and look like they were made to look like cosplayers on purpose.

>>43120038
>I think it's because no one knows or cares about some westoids vtuber with 4 subscribers.
There was some anon couple threads back that threw a fit over someone posting art of living doll that happened to be some vtuber’s avatar.

>>43120069
>that pic
STANDING HERE I REALIZE, YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

>>43120032
The reason people get so pissed about seeing them is partially because, like with some other famdoms, vtuberfags are absolutely insufferable, all you need to do is check the /jp/ archives from the year before /vt/ became a thing to see why probably a lot of people on /jp/ hate them, especially even now since they have their own containment board but are still making threads here.

>>43120069
There's always going to be someone throwing a fit about something here and that's just how it is around here and in the monster girl fandom in general. You need some time to be able to tell when it's really just one autist or a false-flagger and when it's really not welcome ITT

Do not trust magic casters

>>43120109
>spacejin
One of those cases where you should listen to the warning

>>43120069
That's silly. We're supposed to love all of the genre, not just mge and crabman's stuff. If there's a monmusu vtuber then hell yeah, a treat for the eye. It's not like It enables talking about vtubing as a whole, so hating on anything vtuber is an excessive reaction. It's not like the case of Siths where It theoretically enables any other furry dog/cat character in the wide internet.
What's next, shitfits about Elesh Norn because >MtG goes to /tg/ ?

>>43120109
What about fist casters?

>>43120069
God I want a really powerful demon to aggressively love me.
And I don't mean rape I mean like
>"You're degusting for eating stuff like that. I will make you food and you will eat it and you will thank me for it"
>"Oh? You got a boner? And you think I would just let you walk around with it? Don't humans know better than to try and hide for a monster, now take off your pants and let me suck you off, I will not stand for this kind of behavior."
>"I've caught you looking at my tits three times now. Get over here and put your face between my tits. No, you do not have a choice in the matter"

Black Harpies are such comfy girls. It's so nice relaxing with one at home after she makes you some cawcaw.

>>43120139
At its core vtubers are simping for 3d except the 3d is disguising itself. The window dressing of monster girl designs to hide how they're 3d changes nothing.
The siths are just the siths and enable wider furry as much as a succubus enables snuff. You do not want to get into vtubers acceptance because that leads straight to talking about personas.

>>43120195
Dumb smart birb

>>43120191
Why not both. Rape is one of the best ways to express love, according to mamono

>>43120219
I mean at this point it's borderline rape already
>You either have sex with me willingly or I will pleasure you until you consent

>>43120322
I unironically love how with mamono, rape=sex=love

How do you stop your catgirl from trying to barge in and sliding her paws under the door while you’re on the toilet

>>43120338
Is this some cat reference I'm too much a dog enjoyer to understand?

>>43120345
They just don't like closed doors, okay?

>>43120338
>babe, don't do that, heard some cat got bit by the doorsnake
>>43120330
>but I love you, so why can't I just make love to you, it's not fair
something along this line is what I fantasize she'd say

>>43120371
>heard some cat got bit by the doorsnake
Extra effective against Jinkos, tell her about the toilet witch and she'll leave you alone to do your thing.

>>43120191
>Come here and lay with me in bed. It does a human no good to be alone for so long, I order you to sleep in my bed from now on, no matter what.

>>43120195
They're the smartest of all the harpies. Very sociable. Good if you lack in that department. Will have a very big extended family, that once you're married to one, all think you're a pretty cool guy they like to have around, even if all you do is play vidya or are quiet. Your daughterus will have lots of cousins and friends from the clan. Very good girls if you want a big support network. Everyone helps each other out.

Only downside is gift giving. They like to steal shiny things they see while flying. So it's a dice roll of what you're gonna get: a diamond ring, candy rapper, someone's cellphone, or a doorknob.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43119322
Hey lizard girl & potion appreciator anon, I left some more info for you in the forbidden thread and have even more waiting for you in a wip post. Hope you see it!

>>43120409
Gross
I won't say I'm above appreciating smells but breath ain't it chief

>>43120453
Wait till you hear what other smells he likes.

>>43120453
Don't reply to the namefag

>>43120453
Basically just the scent of Shrimp tempura, tea, and fried rice and for some reason a hint of money.

Breathing your lovers breath in is very intimate.

>>43119436
Hebis are always ready to be mothers. Of course she's ready.

>>43120491
As soon as she laid eyes on you she already had 17 baby names picked out

>>43120497
Oh come on, isn't she going to listen to any of my picks?

>>43120491
I dunno, Miss Hebi looks pretty delinquent to me.

>>43119385
I work in a warehouse, maus cannot impress me with just cheese.

>>43119403
Playing card games with the entire Trumpart company (52 cards)!
They all have a thing for cosplay that they try to hide from each other at first but reveal when trying to impress you!
Ending up with a deck-harem of cosplayer card wives who can proxy for any card game you ever want to play, and you'll still count as "playing with your Trumpart wives"!

>>43119553
Lich practicing the forbidden arts of swoleomancy. She could do that at any time but prefers the dead hours because less people will see her in uncharacteristic clothes (spats and a tank top under the cape)

>Perhaps owing to their origins as tentacle plants, tentacles sometimes get carried away in their meddling. Here, a tentacle offers a man a woman fully prepared for his entry.

>>43119735
What does she do with so many arms? Play four boardgames at once?

>>43120491
>>43120559
I'd love to hug a hebi tail like I do a body pillow

>>43120603
dont cards number upgrade the stronger they get
youre gonna end up with 52 aces

>>43120069
that man forgot the most important part of any punch against magical beings
a coin

>>43120654
>tentacle monster molests a random girl until she's addicted to pleasure and then offers her to a man
Imagine how creepy that would be outside of context of MGE

>>43120654
This is just one of those translation issues we don't think about.

>>43120654
One of KC’s mistakes.

>>43120671
>translation issues
Lol

>>43120654
I love tentacles a lot

>>43120661
Does it matter when both Aces and Deuces are equally good at cosplaying?
In fact it would be cuter if the lower number rank girls were better, less embarrassed by how much time and effort she put into her Dark Magician Girl costume with all the frills and pieces, while the Ace or Queen ranks all got dollar-store wings and a blanket and call themselves "Serra Angel" like the ancient bachelorettes they are.

I like tentacles and humpty

>>43120671
Look man, just because you don't like it doesn't mean it is a translation issue.
Sometimes KC just puts in stuff in MGE that's meant for other people than you.

>>43120727
It's a joke, anon. The crazies don't get on for a few hours yet.

>>43120736
I've heard it so many times now it's getting really annoying
You might joke about it but I have seen to many people say that unironically to ever feel it's funny.
Something, something, people to get their laughs from pretending to be stupid will soon find that actual stupid people take it for good company, something, something

I enjoy slice-of-life mamono moments. Not everything has to be Miss Chesh's exposed asshole or Anon getting his back blown out by a minotaur.
Sometimes I just wanna see mamono getting up to mamono hijinks.

>>43120765
I hear ya.

>>43120654
I just see threesome play. This series does have harem after all. And harem can include threesomes or more.

>>43120765
Accepting quests from Monsters, with nothing lewd or suggestive involved.

>>43120765
For a setting about your ideal wife a lot of anons don't think much past the sex.

>>43121020
I always found that strange about MGE.
It's about getting a prefect waifu but all the stories is like 90% just sex. There are only a handful of profiles that talk about what life is like with them.

>>43121042
That's because the perfect life varies on an indvidual basis.

>>43121020
i just would live in a farmstead, hunting and fishing and the occasional bout of exploring

>>43121020
>>43121042
i'm critical about most choices like that and my waifu was chosen for both my fetish and an extreme yet healthy lifestyle/location change that i sorely need

>>43121020
It's become the opposite for me, when going through my day without thinking about how much better it would be with a hellhound. I can't even listen to hard rock or heavy metal without thinking about how much my waifu would like it.

>>43120765
Personally the ideal ratio is some slice-of-life mamono moments first, and then exposed pear loli butthole.

>>43120957
>We've locked eyes!
>That means you have to accept my challenge to battle!

>>43120765
>Wurms just appearing in your home as derpy little vistors

>>43120957
Accepting quests from the nice old lady down the street!

>>43121102
Not gonna lie, that just sounds like you went a bit to hard on the coping mechanism there.

>>43120195
My wife is part black harpy!

>>43121348
Does she caw?

>>43121020
Nah, Me and Meiya have a bakery set up in wonderland where we sell all sorts of yummy sweets (and candies because i once told meiya i can make caramel chocolates and she got addicted to them.) some may have strange effects but that's part of the wonderland charm!

>>43121365
No but she does squeak when i squeeze her thighs from behind.

>>43121348
what a twist

>>43121393
Basically her grandmother immigrated to wonderland and became a Jub Jub, but kept some black harpy traits and Meiya is continuing the family blood. and she has some personality features from both jub jub and black harpy.

>>43121515
who ordered the flying cow?

Hug Shog
Kiss Shog
Pet Shog
Cuddle Shog
Sleep on Shog
Love Shog every day
Eat using Shog
Hold Shog close
Sex Shog every day
Impregnate Shog
Raise Shog children with Shog
Send your Shog children to go out and make more Shogs too
Shog collective worldwide
Absolute world Shogination
Back to hugging Shog
Kissing Shog again
Sex with Shog again
Sleeping on Shog again
Loving Shog every day
Every day giving Shog love
Shog deserves love
Becoming one with Shog
The whole planet turns from green and blue
To grey and purplish
Shog will expand
Shog will consume
The universe will be nothing but Shog
The Mamono Lord and Chief God
Also absorbed
Shog achieves apotheosis
Shognipotence
Infinishog
Shog Sothoth formed from just one man (me) and his (my) Shog
Shog is love
Shog is life
Shog is all
Shog is everything
Ever will be
And can be
Darkseid i- I mean Shog is
Shog IS

now that is too far, What i wish to live in is Monster Miami with all the retrowave music and colors, filled with so many harpies singing 80s tunes, jinkos with colorful patterns of fur, Hellhounds dressed all fancy like, and gators on the beach

>>43121565
>flying
Come on now

>>43121648
she has wings anon. she should be able to fly

I'm going to pay Dr. Hakutaku to sterilize me via vasectomy, so then any monster trying to rape me will be turned off and give up when I tell them I'm snipped.

>>43121662
Penguins don't fly either.

that tentacle helmet from salvarision got an evolution

>>43121681
If you even mention that word the MG police will come for you at mach 9

>>43119322

>>43121681
Yes, you should ask Dr. Hakutaku specifically for this. You must not consider any other doctor for this procedure. Dr. Hakutaku is the only medical specialist qualified to handle your case.

Become a collector of rare and exotic Ittan-momens.

>>43121681
>takes this dumbasses money
>Fix his nuts to make more than 90 times more sperm than a normal man on cumming
>Bid him farewell and give him a wurm home attendant

>>43121696
I'll just keep it up under wraps until miss Dr. Hakutaku is done with my operation. I've already scheduled it. I just wonder why her operating table is actually a bed... and why there's scented candles and rose petals scattered around it too...

>>43121681
>Dr. Hakutaku making Anon more virile in response
>Monsters can smell this

>>43121708
some sort of magic carpet ride

>>43121717
>tackled the moment he steps out of the hospital door

>>43121762
>is caught by a ookumade, banshee, and a cockatrice all at once

Justice is the best thing to come out of helltaker

>>43121762
>>43121717
Little did anon know this also made him into a waling advertisement
After getting accosted many times word quickly spread about this new procedure and soon MGs were dragging their husbands in for the procedure.
On an unrelated note the stocks of various child care companies rose dramatically, which Dr Hakutaku's owned many shares of...

>>43121798
Hmm... That does seem quite suspicous... I wonder who Dr. Hakutaku reports t-
>Danuki
Ah.

Mamono wouldn't be so heartless they rape an unmarried blind man using a white guiding cane would they?

>>43121822
Depends on if they're in heat or not

>>43121782
i like the one in the suit

>>43121822
A blind man would be prime bait for Kikis or another loyal canid type of monster girl.
A service monster if you will.

Post your favorite black harpy pics please!

>>43121782
Blind girls are for loving teasing

>>43121822
Basilisks will

>>43121874
classic

>>43121852
By process of elimination thats 8 girls (azreal has a military outfit and not sure what to call judgement's outfit)

>>43121822
hell no. They would have a romance arc with that blind man

>>43121874
I love that one image of a blind lizard girl

>>43121874
greenland mershark gf

>>43121822
gentle, loving rape

I fell off a steep snowy cliff and into a random Yeti's hands when she noticed last second and moved to catch me. I said "Thanks" and she said "You're welcome, new husband!"
She... she can't really just decide to marry me then and there just because I fell into her hands can she? Can I tell her no...?

>>43121822
Some. Most would go into protection mode the moment they notice he's blind.

>>43121931
No.

>>43121939
doting, protective mamono are the best...

>>43121880
I'd love to shove my nose in that mouth of hers to sniff her breath and mouth.

>>43121880
So beautiful, I just want to hug and kiss her

>>43121968
>pic
This but with holst instead, and with less clothes

>>43121968
yup, i wanna have a wurm doting on me for both beign smaller than her and weaker than her

i will wander in tallbourgh as if i am lost

I want to turn the tables on a Bogey sad about her stuffing spilling out and sew hee tears shut so she'll cheer up.

Parasite slimes are too narrow-minded, only attaching to human women. If they were watery enough, they could store mersharks in them consume all the mana a guy bleeds out during shark sex. Even something less dependent on water like a mucus toad would work out better than just some normal broad.

>>43121968
I like the to be doted on mamono

>>43121931
If you return a Yeti hug that’s a marriage proposal, enjoy your new life in Winterstown

>>43121573
this but also with Kikimora

>>43121968
>I need mommy gf to comfort me after I get a tummy ache from drinking all my zoylent!
Grow up.

nice bait
Also would you teach an automaton how to game? how to dominate games, and how to shittalk while playing?

>>43122280
>Catch lolimander maid judgement cutting in the main hall after she's done.
Adorable but she needs to work on focus.

>>43121685
But penguins also don't have wings, anon.

>>43122320
>teach Automaton how to play
>she starts winning halfway into the introductory teaching match
>after game 2 tells you that you only made 53 blunders and 4 major blunders, that's a personal best for you compared to game 1 (70 blunders+m.blunders total), keep it up.
They learn so fast it's almost scary. But at least now i have a perfect partner for team games.

>>43122383
>Let her lose against sweaty monster girl gamers as well
>Many angry rants about this player being a fucking bot
>if they only knew...

MGC has really comfortable benches in its parks. Why pay for rent when I can sleep there for free

I'm currently fighting an angel and I forgot to level my resistance to holy damage. What should I do?

>>43122528
throw porn mags at her, it will make her become a fallen angel

>>43122544
I don't have any on hand so I tried throwing a condom at her and it disintegrated before it could even touch her.

>>43119978
Honestly, Juniper just ripped off Mashiro's design and she's unpopular enough for people not to notice she's a vtuber. I just like moth girls and Juniper takes a large portion of moth girl art. If people started bitching I wouldn't post her but that hasn't happened to me yet.

>>43122577
start yelling about her holy milkers

>>43122577
>I tried throwing a condom at her and it disintegrated before it could even touch her
The idea that a god hate sex toys, condoms, or other fetish material so much that they added a disintegration field for it in every angel sounds like a funny concept.

I showed a Jabberwock a marathon of martial arts films like Ip Man and bruce lee's works and let her read the Baki manga series and now she's going around practicing actual martial arts and beating up whoever she comes across and declaring herself the 'worlds strongest creature'. Oh god what do I do she's leaving everyone she sees hospitalized how do I stop her please god somebody help she's out of control.

>>43122688
>Poor angels are extremely sexually pent up and horny, many of them ending up being holy peeping toms
>Also end up being even more degernate than even wonderlanders, just seeing a mans uncovered hand is enoguh to arouse them past rational thought
>>43122724
>Miss Jabberwock then woke up from her food coma, seeing that she also broke the chair she was sitting on

>>43119427

>>43119978
I don't think most anons here watch vutubers, The only one I know of is the shark one, and that blonde one who left recently

>>43122724
Have you tried calling her a big, fat... you know what kind of monster to emotionally reboot her? The embarrassment over being insulted like that should override her current fighting instincts.

>>43122724
start making some food and make sure its enough to feed a 1000 people

>>43120345
My dog does that, my god If you forget to lock the door he will come in there with you and just stare
It's fucking freaky

>>43122794
Some smarmy Cheshire tried doing that and she literally became kibbles and bits before she could even get "fat" out so like hell I'm trying that.
Annnnnd now Jabberwock is beating up the Minotaur riot police without breaking a sweat. Dear god she's too strong... she really is the world's strongest monster...

>>43122823
just call her a man

>>43121042
A perfect life is different for different people, A lot of people would never want to be a house hubby to an Amazon, some anons might actually want to be stuck in an Ushi rape cave spending the rest of their days fucking, raising children and stuff like that

>>43122831
You do it, I'm not going anywhere around her in this state.

Whatcha guys think of this girl here?

>>43122849
i feel sorry for her leporsy

fried tofu, the great tempter of foxes

>>43121822
Hellhounds will enter protection mode
Do not resist

>>43120765
Winterstown residents teaching Snownubis how to ice skate! Yeti and Tsurara get into an argument over hockey skating style and more delicate figure skating style, while White Horn-san is left to teach Snownubis how to skate with 4 legs instead of 2

>>43121931
Yes anon, here's how you refuse a marriage proposal. You hug them frimly, and thank them for saving you

>>43122849
Dumb vampire that needs to get fixed.

>>43122911
Would yeti hockey games break out into hugs the refs just can't bring themselves to break up rather than fights that can't be broken up?

>>43122849
Based vampire that should rule humans

>>43119364

>>43119364
out of all the cheshires ive seen, i have yet to see a nun cheshire

>>43122996
Because they're unholy

>>43123024
they can be holy, just you watch, you just need to cover their eyes

>>43122985
Cursed chesh

>>43123040
>Reverse Clark Kenting
Without her hat, no one will realize she's a monster.

>>43121198
I wouldn't go so far as the call it a fetish but women getting their pants/panties pulled down accidentally is hot in a cute way. Especially if they're commando underneath

>>43123040
Getting real tired of all the human girl posting in these threads.

>>43122320
Yes, at first it would take her a while to get used to it, then she's downloading every stat of the game and figuring out the physics in the game engine via the assembly language, telling me the most meta builds while she curbstomps pubs with whatever odd loadout is fun.

>>43122231
Going into a tallsborough bar and trying to order a drink, but I can't see over the counter, so a nice succubus has me sit in her lap.

>>43122305
>I need mommy gf to comfort me after I get a tummy ache
giwtwm

>>43122919
Even the refs get hugged, they bribe them with hugs to get away with fouls!

>>43123054
Ms. Dark Mage is pretty!

>>43122794
calling an actionwock fat will just make her quote Heavy Weapons Guy, and she won't listen to other insults because she'll be too busy telling you about her "weapons"

>>43123090
lapsitting with tall monsters is kino

Beware of fox trickery!

>>43123226
kabedon with tall, drunk monsters

Remember anon, Order girls are all you need. They are pure and will be perfect adventuring partners for any man adventuring out into monster infested ruins.

>>43123268
if she has me sit on the ground and walks over me so i can see up her skirt i just might

>>43123268
>ok, you owe me $30 if you get wet tho
>*also drop pants*
all foxes lose to their own tricks

>>43123368
Anon you fell for it, this was a trick to get you to take your pants off, doing that is a sign of consent!

>>43120654
wait

so they orgasm denial women for however long it takes for a man to come by

>>43123383
she still owes me $30 so that's a win in my books

>>43123268
I didn't agree to this deal, my lawyer's a tanuki!

>>43123325
Gonna put succubus nostrum in her healing potion

>>43119355
>forces you into acting out virgin vs chad memes on a daily basis for all eternity (she's the female chad of course)

>>43123397
RUDE!

>>43123385
Probably not, they probably just fuck them till they ""mind break""

Chapter 2 of Second Chances is up! I'm sorry for the delay, life has been busy. As I mentioned a week or so ago, there's going to be at least one more chapter.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44674816/chapters/116405992#workskin

I'm going to need to commission my own sword lilim at some point

>>43123427
ehh
i think i like my interpretation better

i still love this girl from last thread

>>43123385
They wouldn't necessarily need to deny orgasms, tentacles can move (horny bitch delivery, anyone?), and the way fate works in-universe the wait might not be that long anyway.

>>43123464
FINALLY

>>43123487
It's tax season =(
Help me.

>>43123464
Explain your tw*tter posting habits

>>43123474
Girls cuddling and playing with their own tails is very cute.

>>43123509
Are you referring to something specific? I hardly use it. It's not a good place to contact me if that's what you're asking.

>>43123535
You know what it is, no need to play dumb.

Set reels to 1 and roll.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

Your mission is to successfully rape the Monster you roll. If you fail, she becomes your wife until death do you part. Win and you get to choose whatever Monster you want as your wife and gain immortality.
You have three days of prep time to plan your attempted rape out. How successful are you?

>>43123464
Nice! T'is a good day.
>I'm going to need to commission my own sword lilim at some point
Hear that? That's the sound of excited lilim appreciators

>>43123568
Stop hassling people over things they do outside of the thread and go back to your asylum at /monster/ with that kind of shit.

>>43123571
Wait... but if I successfully rape a monstergirl... that is now my wife.

I’d instal loss to the first mamono who calls me a good boy

>>43123585
HE SAW THROUGH THE PLOT, GET HIM

>>43123571
>Jubjub
>approach and tell her I'm going to rape and steal her virginity
>her panties are already around her ankles and legs spread before I finish saying virginity

>>43123585
You have to be silenced now that you've seen around this elaborate matchmaker scheme. I'm sorry.

>>43123595
>"Good boy"
>Wing hug
>Tail around your legs
>Scalp massage
I guess I'm her husband.

>>43123575
That doesn't sound like an explanation to me.

>>43123613
>>Scalp massage
I would be asleep within sixty seconds.

https://litter.catbox.moe/hgk578.mp4
>Anon 5 minutes after stepping off a plane in Zipangu

>>43123620
>minutes
Try seconds.

>>43123469
Would probably depend on the tentacle in question, some might edge, some might overstimulate

>>43123628
>some might edge, some might overstimulate
Fun for men too!

>>43123571
>Mothman
Honestly forgot that they were even a thing.
Seeing now they are described as meek, gentle and simple I would say hide in a bush until she walks by, push her to the ground and fuck her.

>>43123620
But I wanted to get assassinated by the ninja succs...

>>43123571
>Titania
Pfft, easy. All I have to do is jump out from the bushes, tie her up and take her back to my bed and have my way with her. What's she gonna do? Cry? Anyway I'll be taking her as my wife anyway once I win, but you already knew that because this game is rigged from the start by succubi isn't it?

I will never lose to hags!

>>43123613
Gentle but dominant monsters are too strong

>>43123620
because 5 minutes is how long it takes for the random fox spawner to start working

>>43123646
It's the natural order, anon. They put good boys where they belong.

>>43123655
In good hands?

>>43119322
Now that's a proper life with your auntster

>>43123641
I hope you brushed up your zipanguese skills and can explain that to the nice fox lady.
the only english words she knows are beddo and sexo

>>43123620
He turned into a catgirl? That's not really my thing but if he's happy then I'm happy for him.

>>43123712
I think you switched to the wrong tab in your browser, Anon.

>>43123633
>A sinister tentacle villain known only as "The alp-maker"

>>43123620
How terrifying.

>>43123766
>Alp maker
>Girl breaker
>Heart taker

>>43123613
Demons are too OP, if one did any of those things I'd sign her contract on the spot

>>43123803
>"Femdom is shit, men are the superior sex. Watch, I'll prove it. She can't break me
>Demon does all of them at once
>"I submit to the demon new world order"

For how long will we stand by while our men are subjected to such horrors?

>>43123826
Forever. Hell, I'll help, just give me my loving demon in advance. I already welcome our monster overlords.

>>43123834
Right there with you buddy. Just be sure to put on a good show of it. They enjoy the "breaking".

>>43123826
See I just claim all those things and never allow a monster to get too close. I can't get proven wrong if I never get caught

>>43123854
>if I never get caught
Little does he know he's been under surveillance by Eros' special forces for weeks.

>He's so depraved that even demons are reviled

>>43123870
I assume you meant "revolted"?

>>43123851
Not my angle, I'm just going to play "hardball" negotiating the contract.
>I know what I've got.

>>43123571
>Living armor
ez, give her a good polish and make sure she is well oiled before sexing the armor

>>43123880
Bold strategy. Let's see how it plays out.

This Alp comes up to you after class and kabedons you against the locker and looks down at you (she's flying to appear taller) and says
>"Yo, bruh! Membah' what I said last time you dared to show your face around here! Gimme your lunch money or I'll shove you in your locker and lock it up, punk! For real, for real, no cap. I'll make ya' regret ever bein' born, twerp!"

What do

>>43123896
Why is this Alp black? Was he raised by hellhounds?

>>43123571
I'm going to win easily, but at the same time I'm going to lose(?)
There is literally no way to lose. I simply exist around an unclaimed bi and push her down telling her I'm going to fill her with essence.
Boom instant win and I get to keep the kitsune bi too

>>43123885
Well, on our mandatory titfuck Tuesdays I'm required to cum directly in her mouth rather than her face or cleavage, and for the first 15 minutes of cuddling only light tail touching is allowed. It was a hard negotiation but we're both satisfied.

>>43123896
Tell her I've got band practice

>>43123896
I engage in total alp destruction and proceed to slamdunk them against the concrete

>ufufufu

Alps are gay.

Marry the centaurs instead.

>>43119735
multiple arms are good for many reasons:
>extra hugging capabilities
>extra massage capabilities
>extra handy in the bedroom
>more arms means she can grab more of our rambunctious daughterus
>can make really good food in half the time

>>43119735
Ah, no, I you know how wings are basically arms? I meant that. Arm hugs with simultaneous wing hugs sound great. Are you friends with any cupids?

>>43121198
>come home from work one day
>your door is smashed wide open
>and there is a Wurm cooking pasta in your kitchen
>you ask what she's doing in your apartment but before you can finish she hits you with your frying pan knocking you out
>turns out she's your new neighbor who got turned around and thought your apartment was hers
>"That explains why I had to break the door!" she exclaims when she realizes her mistake
>everything's taken care of that night when your landlord comes over with a new door for you
>you then hand your Wurm neighbor your spare key and tell her that she's free to come and go as she pleases
>the next day you're relaxing on the couch watching some documentary
>when your Wurm neighbor barrels through your wall connecting your apartments asking if she can make dinner again tonight

>>43123951
My strangest but still technically mge vanilla kink might is probably centaurs with actual horse parts

Bonuses of having a centaur wife
>Access to multiple vagoos while still remaining monogamous
>Can ride her around, save money on gas
Downside
>Limited cuddle positions

There is nothing wrong with having sex with Alps.

>>43121900
>blind lizard girl
I need this.

>>43124024
I like the idea that their rear vagoo is horse-like, but their front one is human

>>43124033
>>43121900

>>43124019
>connect the two rooms
>No broken walls
>Free wurm milk
>Able to have sex with wurm, fall asleep on wurm
>Also she can make breakfast

>>43124030
Correct.
Shame shitposters, faggots and trannies try to push their agendas through them

>>43124019
>>you then hand your Wurm neighbor your spare key and tell her that she's free to come and go as she pleases
I think I'd be a little too pissed to do that after she smashed my face in with a frying pan.

>>43121822
Usually they rape using their genitals, not a guiding cane

>>43124062
She'd be on my shit list after breaking the door. Still, some Anons are so easygoing they're meant for wurms.

>>43124061
Exactly. Now let's have sex.

>>43124044
I haven't seen this image in many a year.

>>43124079
Are you an alp?

>>43124030
>you will never be claimed by an 'Alpha Bitch' Alp after trying to pull her spadetail

>>43123946
>it's a second floor window

>>43123896
I take her lunch money

>>43123571
>krampus
Uh oh

>>43124086
I could be...
O_o

>>43124092
>cheshire bully teases you everyday
>pic related happens
>greet her everyday with "Hello Kitty!" after that
The tides have turned, now the bullied will bully.

This is why everyone who isn't a fag hates alpshit

>>43123896
I give her the Elf treatment:
>slap her ass
>molest her ears
>whisper sweet nothings to her

>>43124095
>Alp's personality didn't change much after alping
Uh-oh

>tfw Gazer waifu commands me to strike down my enemies without mercy

>>43124103
>you're gay for liking women


okay faggot

>>43124109
>The goo bomb turns humans into incubi and mamono instantly.

>>43124062
>>43124076
try staying mad at a Wurm after she gives you 'the look' it's impossible

>>43124118
when you could pick any woman and that's the one you go for, it does say something about you.

>>43124130
>Goes for a woman
>Is gay
Are you one of those faggots who unironically think liking tomboys or assertive women is gay?

Ogre, Dark Mage and a Mucus Toad want you to decide who is the true ruler of the swamp.

>>43124145
I pick the Gator girl who can cook a mean gumbo, and play jazz trumpet.

>>43124130
>>43124140
Just give it a rest, you two.

>>43124145
I make myself ruler of the swamp

>>43124152
that's the life I'd have in the bajou
playing banjo in my rocking chair on the porch, while my geitah wife makes some gumbo

>>43124145
it's vamp mosquito

>>43119370

>>43121178
>This after she's walked up to you, trying to stand directly in your field of view.

>>43124183
This absolutely massive boat was made for extreme snuggling

>>43123464
Cute. Chapter 3 when?

>>43124200
Why do I hear boss music?

Our relationship is simple
>I put my trust in her
>She vows not to betray that trust
Only lowly vermin would break such a vow. Her pride as a Gazer won't allow it.

>>43124200
I wish for her to reverse mating press me

>>43124200
>"I need my headpats Onii-chan..."

>>43124192
>boat
That's a harbor. This is a boat.

>>43124298
Oh she will be a harbor alright.
I just know her as seaport

>>43124034
>>43124025
>Front pussy
>Multipussy
I HATE it, to an extent that might border on autism. Just feels so wrong.

>>43124230
>You trade her your kadabra for her haunter
>She gave it an everstone
How do you trust correct her?

>>43123896
>you're not gonna lock me in a locker, I'll lock myself up!
and then i used my locker shog to get out without the bully fag noticing

>>43124145
If I kiss the mucus toad and she turns into a princess, then she's the ruler of the swamp.
If I take off the dark mage's hat and there is a crown underneath, then she's the ruler of the swamp.
If ogre is the ruler if neither of the previous conditions are met.

Smithers, release the hounds

>>43124328
she can't be a boat if she's an entire port, now can she?

>>43122688
>>43122750
Angels can only have sex as God intended, but not by choice!

>>43124381
I generalize, because its still gacha which isn't looked upon favorably around here.
That doesn't mean I don't think she is the absolute cutest and big, shy monsters with zero confidence are the absolute best.

>>43124369
Hellbold is the only one into taking the lead, the others prefer assertive men.

>>43124216
that's your theme
now go, do what you're meant to do

>>43124363
>If I take off the dark mage's hat
That's abuse and Tue ASPCM is now after you. Great job.

>>43124393
oh shit, I need to do painfully slow easily dodgeable attacks now

>>43124393
I am Anon
Blade of my waifu
And I have never known defeat

>>43124416
you're not the tutorial boss, anon. you're allowed to be difficult
take her signature attack and copy it like a chad

do not wish to be an alpha male to a genie
fucker decided i meant alp ha male

>>43124529
oh cool! what's my second phase? is it correction?

I'm gonna be the forgettable side quest boss that no mamono in their right mind would work to get to. That way I can just goof off all day without having to worry about being harassed by monster girls!

>>43124388
>its still gacha
Kantai Collection isn't a gacha.
That's practically the only thing it has going for it these days.

>>43124591
I would probably be the secret ending boss that is hard to unlock and is also not very well known by many Mamonos so they give up trying to find me and just stick to the regular boss battles and leave me in peace.

>>43124608
I know very little about games like azur lane or kancolle
All I know is that I want to live in seaport's sweater

>>43124591
you'll be one of these bosses who's unreasonably popular on r34, because monsters think your outfit is sexy, (like Whitemane)

>>43124646
Isn't that the nun snake in MGQ who worships their monster-hating goddess?

>>43124692
nope, that Jashin-chan from Jashin-chan Dropkick

Italian fox.

>>43124591
You get the absent-minded wandering about aimlessly and the completionists.

Cats.

>>43124200
The smaller the girl, the more revealing her armor should be.

>>43124701
Mio mofu e molto molto. Tu e bueno ragazzo, Anon mi amore.

>>43124710
Part of me doesn't want to deal with the awkwardness of having a catgirl perch on my head; another part misses the sensation dearly.

Massive kot who still wants to sit in your lap

summer is coming, what cute outfits are you buying for (You)r wife?

>>43124750
Sportswear

>>43124750
daisy dukes and a comfy, soft t-shirt

>>43124750
got to be a summer dress paired with a comically big straw hat

>>43124776
Monsters should be forced to wear bras and shorts that cover their asses. I'm sick of seeing their obscene breasts and plush butts flopping around whenever I go out.

>>43124805
>outside
she's lying on her bed my man, chillout
but I agree, women look best in cute clothes

Being a boss battle must suck. Monsters can lose to you as much as they want, but you lose once and it's over. Thankfully I get to live my life in peace as a wandering mob in a world zone no monsters travel to.

I want Miss Wight to mindbreak me to make me a drooling coomer, completely dependent her. I want to be given a hug as she strokes my hair, calls me a "Good Boy" while I look at her with heart-pupils.

>>43124868
cuck corpse

>>43124843
nah, you wait a week and you reset, worst part is that you constantly need to buy new clothes/home appliances, because they steal it as "loot"
seriously, there are Salamander there running aorund with my pots on their head and swinging my broomstick around, claiming it's "legendary staff of cleansing" that "drops" from Anon

>>43124892
Kill yourself and back to >>>>/twitter/, filth

>>43124894
>being looted
Another reason why it would suck to be a boss. Do you really want to see your dirty underwear being sold at an auction house for absurdly high amounts of currency?

>>43124892
An accurate assessment of your future.

>>43124843
That's why you find an equally strong boss monster and become a single boss fight. Now you no longer qualify as part of the loot when you're defeated.
You still have to reclaim your gear if it drops.

>>43124843
>data mining lich casts appraisal on you during her autistic quest to document every mob for her wiki
>turns out your magical profile is perfect for a specific build
>get abducted for a raid so that their cleric can optimize her loadout
You're never truly safe.

>>43124909
>monsters listing your underwear for prices only wealthy hags can afford

You want some too, Anon?

>>43124981
Lose some weight, tubby!