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Baphomet sex!

i crave monster butt

>>43105764
jinkos

Foxes, the loveliest girls. None can beat their fluff.

>>43105827
do the needful sir

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

I love big monsters

>>43105878
they love you too

>>43105861

>>43105889
The struggle of the manlet.

>>43105889
I want to sleep on top of one, and then have her turn over!

Imagine your pregnant Kiki wife goes to shop for groceries and runs into an Alp who's shot up on tons of anabolic steroids and not in the right mind, basically going on a berserk drug rampage. The Alp proceeds to shank your Kiki wife with a knife and goes around smashing up things until the Automatom police can apprehend her. But it's too late for your Kiki and she succumbs to the stab wounds and bleeds out, dying along with her unborn child and you've just lost them both.

Kiki problems. Shog's don't have to deal with this, a pregnant Shog would survive as the knife would simply phase through both her and her child and they would be unharmed.
Shog is better like that, Kikis suck HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

>>43105889
I love big meaty muscule monsters dressed up all girly with bows and skirts.

>>43105889
maybe i need a big gargoyle

>>43105827
Jink OS

>>43105774
I want to butt fuck a hellhound.

nerd dragon hoards knowledge

I followed a guide online that told me to put all my points in DEX and now I can't get past the first boss.
Which monster could fix this?

>>43105764

>>43106004
mindflayers are pretty good at reallocating stats and perks

>>43106004
A cow as you are clearly a viglet
Now drink up

>>43105878
big girls with big hearts

>43105956
I maybe into the chaos girls but please stop. Also you already did this in the last thread come up with something new.

>>43105878
big dogs with big assets

>>43106040
you needn't bother

>>43106040
he literally started talking about Rotshields mindcontrolling him, bro. I doubt attentnion is what he needs.

>>43106061
What? I must’ve missed that or those replies got deleted before I saw them since I did went to sleep.

Being tall, pale, and spindly, I am naturally able to scare monsters shorter than me. I like stalking the
local Sabbath branch as they LARP in the woods when the moon is full, I find how quickly their smug aura breaks when they catch a glimpse of me in the distance to be hilarious.

>>43106080
is that a Heaven Hound?

>>43106119
All dogs go to heaven.

It is my goal in life to turn a sadistic and evil succubus into my mild-mannered wife.

>>43106125
That's a good movie.

Would you?

>>43106040
I just want everyone to know Shog is better than Kiki.
Kiki? Vulnerable to dying. Shog? Immortal.

>>43106199
if they're doing it right you don't get a choice

Fox.

>>43106199
i love oni, i want to be afraid

>>43106199
Not in front of the kids.

>>43106214
Why do dummies always wait around on stumps? Didn't they learn from Charmander?

>>43106214
I think that's a demon, not a fox. She has horns.

>>43106024
How does one escape from this situation?

>>43106282
Take a deep breath, then blow your rape whistle and dog whistle simultaneously.

>>43106303
>Blow the rape whistle and the dog whistle
Great, now he's going to get raped by dogs

>>43106134
I want a mischievous and evil succ to level drain me until she becomes the perfect motherwife

>>43106214
so romantic

How long would a raiju need to shlick to have enough charge to zap the gay out of an alp?

>>43105764
Love the demon
Snuggle the demon
Eskimo kiss the demon

>>43106397
Hold the demon's hands!
Giving the demon flowers!
Signing the demon's contract!

>>43105832
>Ratatoskr is typing

>>43106397
I'd love to, where do sign u--oh, right here? Perfect!

>>43106397
This seems like less of a suggestion and more of a threat...

I'm going to the fairy kingdom and stuffing the most genki fairy into my pants to see what happens.

>>43106397
Demons are just blue succubi who like paperwork!

>>43106420
you will start levitating

>>43106397
I do not like girls with blue skin. They are not to be trusted.

>>43106214
Does she really think she can gain a man's heart by gifting him a medium rare steak?
Dummy fox.

>>43106272
It's a fox. It's just very sharp looking fluff.

>>43106397
Oh, is this new? Who did it?

I can't stop thinking about dominant kikis. I feel like this is femdom fag equivalent of wanting to tame a hellhound.

>>43106436
hips don't lie

>>43106448
it's a bit contrarian but is also addressed in the profile itself concerning lazy masters.

>>43106411
Meet the demon on the altar!
Honeymoon with the demon!
Start a family with the demon!

>>43106448
I would love a big, dominant kiki to easily overpower me, manhandle me, and then rape me until I'm a 'good master'

>>43106448
they'll motivate you by any means necessary

>>43106424
I want a lazy blue demon that doesn't like paperwork. Imagine a demon that deals in pinky swears.

>>43105764
>Be a lowly prole living on Mofuceania
>See the smiling face of Big Sister looking down on you everywhere you go

>>43105997
Imagine bullying a nerd dragon by taking out a stack of large gold coins and just playing with them in front of her. She might tell herself that books are as good as gold but deep down she knows she wouldn't be saying that if she had some gold like a real dragon.

>>43106488
sloth demons laying around in pajamas and refuse to stop cuddling

>>43106438
Of course not! Humans are so weak shed never risk your health with such a thing! It's well done.

>>43106396
I think it isn't about charge but timing. If she zaps alp bait early enough the homo thoughts will leave and he will become her husband, otherwise it is hopeless.

>>43105956
Imagine eternal Undead Kiki waifu.

>go Alp elsewhere

>>43106397
>>43106411
Do not listen to these post they are obviously
demons.

>>43106501
Well that's just insulting. I come out into the middle of the forest on a whim, and THIS is the welcoming I receive?

>>43106529
I dunno, I'm pretty sure demons are required to tell us they're demons, otherwise it'd be entrapment.

>>43106529
Too late. I'm now obligated to spend several hours everyday is slow, passionate handholding cuddle sex.
It may be too late for me but you can still save yourselves.

>>43106536
what'd you expect from a random forest jaunt? you a d*sney princess or something?

>>43106448
>>43106485
>Dom kiki walks in on mastah procrastinating
>She corrects him until he's motivated to work towards his dream
Wholesome.

>>43106459
I'm not really that lazy, I was thinking something more like a maid obeys any command that doesn't contradict her rape tendencies. Or being the son of a rich family who's hired a new onee-chan type maid/nanny.

>>43106446
Skai

>>43106574
I would expect a peaceful walk through the woods, not to be insulted. That fox better apologize for such an act.

>>43106574
I would expect a peaceful walk through the woods, not to be insulted in such a manner.
Damn fox better apologize.

>>43106436
Fat blue loli Demon ass can be trusted

>>43106768
Desert kingdom hebi?

>>43106768
Wide snek is wiiiiiide

>>43106817
>Desert hebi joins forces with apophis to bring down the pharaoh and the kingdom
>all be cause that WHORE took her anon to be her aide
very dangerous but still cute hebi

>>43106893
damn, she needs a fat tail to support a cake like that

>>43106925
I like how some of the heads look like they’re saying bitch you lying.

>>43106949
hitting on the snake lady teacher during class!

I love slimes

How do I attract a chubby dark skinned kot

>>43105774
I crave monster butts that are accentuated by a fat fucking tail

>>43106999
Watermelon and Kool-Aid.

>>43106999
That's a chimera of the best kind.

>>43106199
Nah I need momma to be somewhat smaller and less muscle mass, I'm fine with muscle but she got tree trunks.

>>43107014
i dunno, it's missing wings and could use more fluff. further experimentation is required

>husband got a parking ticket

>>43107036
An Anon has failed to keep his ancient evil under control.

>>43107036
I'm not going to let my wife fly me everywhere, it's embarassing. We will drive like a normal couple would.

>>43107036
I just write the tickets. It's not my job to worry about angry monsters

>>43106949
>Class over, snake teacher says students can stay for an extra credit opportunity
>Already have good enough grades, get up to leave
>Look down to see legs are petrified, leaving you to be the only one left and the other students slowly filter out of the class
>Teacher giving you a very unprofessional gaze the whole time, you swear you see her wiping drool from the corner of her mouth

>>43107071
>parking inspector anon doesn't even look up over his notepad as the ancient evil starts radiating apocalyptic, dark energies
>this is the fourth time this week he has caused such tantrum

>>43107071
Hey! You flip that cross upright before the paladins get angry and the wurm patrol has to deal with two out of control situations!

>>43107122
it's well established that bitches can't resist st peter

You shouldn't get involved with foxes, they are extremely dangerous.

I will anally cumflate a Sabbath Cheshire and no force in existence can stop me.

Damn luscious elves

>>43107011
>Claims I'm oppressing her by not giving her a family
>Only way I can pay reparations is by depositing semen into her womb
>>43107014
While I like vanilla succs, I think chimera succs can be done very well even with simplistic designs like this. It's safe to say that cute horns and a tail can look good on almost any monster.

The fuck is with all those digits in the previous posts. Is this a portal omen or something? Also hebi.

>>43107146
Monsters with sharp teeth really get me going for some reason. Really flares up my urge to breed.

>>43107099
>"Listen here puny mortal, your arrogance will be the end of your..."
>mrs. evil please, the law is the law and I only enforce it
>"B-but..."
>go back home to your husband ma'am, he already paid the ticket anyway
>ancient evil slinks away to a happy looking man at the entrance

be wary of vile fox tricks

>>43107146
noted, i will marry a human instead

>>43107146
but the evil makes the pp harder

>>43107146
>Fox warns you not to pursue her
>Later that night she breaks into your home and rapes you
I am getting mixed messages here.

>>43107189
Every time I get a human woman into the bedroom, her illusion magic breaks and she's revealed to be the same fox I rejected previously.

>>43107122
>anon doesnt know st peter
heretic, you are sentenced to theology with Sister Haku

>>43107207
never listen to a fox, what should have happened was you break into her home and rape her instead

>>43105889
The bows are cute. I like monstergirls with bows and frills.

>>43107212
how do you know the fox isnt casting a illusion on the completely human woman youve just met?
you just keep going with the next one. imagine the look on the foxes face when you see through her tricks!

>>43107187
Christ that's an infuriating amount of smug

>>43107207
clearly you didnt listen to her since she was able to track your smell for 20 miles and find you being vulnerable, pretty much asking to be raped

>>43107233
Amazing how she can dress like an absolute skank but the frills still give an air of girlishness.

>>43107268
It's okay, she flew you both to a deserted island for a day and night of fun. Her body is for your eyes only.

Be wary when considering putting your peen into a gloryhole. Wall mimic hunting stategies are improving now that they have access to the internet.

>>43107212
>human woman interested in you
you should've known better, that's one of the biggest red flags. one of few ways to spot a dark mage without a hat

>>43107277
Imagine even touching a gloryhole. Disgusting.

What would your two human parents think if you ended up marrying a filthy m*nster and ruining the pure human blood of your lineage, anon?

>>43107169
Based and chewtoy pilled. Give me a monster with some absolute chompers who has to restrain herself lest she cover me in so many bitemarks that I have to call off work tomorrow

>>43107207
>pursue fox
>she loses the thrill of hunting you down

>>43107298
As long as she's a good Christian girl with children in mind.

>>43107064
>dragon before getting a husband
>"I would never let a human ride on my back"
>dragon when her husband says he'd rather drive like a normal person
>"Get on my back dammit"

>>43107279
I thought if they their hats they'd die.

>>43107317
Is that her mom?

>>43107317
>dragon forces you to ride in a specific spot
>claims that it's the safest space for you to be, and that if you sit somewhere else it chafes
>spot just so happens to be on her reverse scale
>constantly twists and turns in the air to slide you back and forth over it
>absolutely drenched by the time she lands
Dumb lizards

>>43107312
But you've spoiled the line of descent! You tarnished the bloodline by introducing mutts into the mix! You should feel ashamed of yourself! Your parents should write you out their wills, erase you from the family tree and ensure nothing will be left to you, not even a dime! You should have kept it pure and human only!

>>43107344
at least it's not a seatbelt

>>43107332
I think I'm having a stroke, someone call Nurse Haku...

>>43107361
if anyone was having a stroke it would be the Haku.

>>43107235
fox hands typed this.

>>43107298
I feel like that entirely depends on what TVman tells them. Boomers are fucking retarded and if mamono take control of the media quickly I'm sure they'd be fine with it.

>>43105764
Jinkos are love

do slimes have the ability to appreciate good cooking or would they just shove something in and dissolve it without caring about effort?

>>43107356
Okay "inquisitor."

>>43107554
how much love is 2 jinkos?

>>43107572
That's too much love for a man

is stuff like this allowed?

>>43107592
I don't see why not?

>>43107298
They would probably be scared and skeptical at first. But I'd like to believe they'd come to accept her when they see me happy about life for once.

>>43107592
No, she needs both thighhighs.

>>43107592
The only questionable part I can see after checking SauceNAO is that it's a vtuber.

>>43107298
dad is dead but mom might just be happy that i found somebody

>>43107626
>Miss demon, you seem like quite a sweetheart, and anon here is absolutely smitten with you. I admit the horns had me worried at first, but you're very lovely dear. Anon wouldn't want me to tell you this, but before you showed up, I was beginning to think he'd never find a girl! I'm just glad he found somebody....

>>43105764
Accidental kabedon is the best kind of kabedon.

As a proud Inquisitor, I wouldn't let my son date a goddamn dirty monster bitch. I'd send him to the Order reeducation summer camp right away, the Order would sort him out and fix it. He'd be healthy and ready to date human women when he comes out.
I'd commit suicide out of pure shame if I found out my grandkids were inbred inhuman monster filth MUTTS.

>>43107664
Relax buddy

>>43106199
It doesn't really look like I'm getting a choice

>>43106436
How about girls with red skin?

>>43107744
Indians?

>>43106448
I meant they will get rapey if you're a lazy neet, I wouldn't really say they're comparable

Big monsters, huge ones even!
Paws that engulf you entire head!
Boobs the size of your entire torso!
Tails so fat it needs its own trailer car!

>>43107664
RIP inquisitor, died by an heroing

>>43107664
The order's autism cannot prevail over my absolutely dogged heart

>>43107765
Nah, he got jumped on by his gf's mom's lonely sister.

>>43107664
>order summer camp
>the counselors are all mamono in disguise infiltrating it
Now what?!

>>43107781
*his son's gf's mom's lonely sister
Excuse me

>>43107789
something seems off about this Kiki...

>>43107802
she has a little more wolf blood in her

What would you do with a smol birb?

>>43107831
clearly a borb

>>43107611
>after checking SauceNAO is that it's a vtuber.
ah bugger

>>43107831
Hug it.

>>43107831
pat

>>43107809
I hope that doesn't cause too much trouble

>>43107851
she just howls a little more often and likes to lick her master

she also doubles as a guard AND maid

>>43103428
>Local Pharaoh is upset that mere dumbass Low IQ Wurm has beaten her in a strategy game
>Despite the Pharaoh having good quality and higher-tier units and power level to boot
>The Legendary Lords and Faction Leaders that the Pharaoh is playing even are fully upgraded with their unique equipment and skills
>Turns out the Wurm beaten the Pharaoh in the game using Doomstacks and plain ol'd Cheesing game mechanics
>Pharaoh cannot comprehend this strategy

Kikis should not have large breasts.

>>43107867
Kikis should only have large breasts

>>43107867
Says you.

>>43106397
Arueshalae please stop...i don't want jelly queen to give me more trouble and this time i don't the light of heaven isn't going to help me out

>>43107867
Yeah, and mermaids shouldn't be wet.

>>43107867
But where will her mastah get his milk?

>>43107842
>>43107845
You have been imprinted, you will make more birbs in the future

>>43107872
>>43107876
>>43107894
Only ugly hags and whores have excessive breasts. Kikis are neither and thus should be flat.

Monster wetnurses?

I like the idea of apophis-led desert kingdoms speak Arabic while pharaoh-led desert kingdoms speak Coptic.

>>43107897
Kiki's are maids. This includes the job of nurse maid and milk maid.

>>43107897
Shouldn't Sabbath be in bed right now?

>>43107897
You sound like someone who drank too much Sabbath kool aid, embrace the kiki boobs

What yandere monsters do you think would have the most interesting dynamic? Yandere kiki is a given, but I quite also like the idea of a yandere bicorn.

>>43107896
but i'll be making slimes or fish instead

>>43107906
also meter maid

>>43107910
Not big enough

>>43107831
Let her perch on my shoulder.

>>43107907
When you're a kid, staying up late is the epitome of being bad

>>43107915
Chaos girls besides the Nacha, that they already give me yandere vibes especially when you consider the whole attaching to them part when you marry them adds to the whole clinginess yanderes have.

>>43107906
>>43107910
Get these poor girls a breast reduction please.
The Sabbath is right. Busty monstergirls are fucking E W
Hideous ugly hags.

>>43107915
yandere holst

>>43107915
Yan shogs are top tier, a yan devil would be very scary

>>43107966
Needs hag correction

>>43107966
get off the internet bapho

>>43107831
Small birds are for pets. Big birds are also for pets.

>>43107863
I love a simple payroll.

>>43107993
Never.

>>43107993
Isn't she a little too young to be drinking?

>>43107967
>She catches you drinking regular milk
>She uses the power of her mino ancestors to pin you down and force her tit in your mouth
>She makes you drink so much milk you nearly drown

I WANT TO PUT MY TONGUE. INSIDE OF HER.

>>43107915
Cheshires could make good yanderes, they would make their stalkings very lively and surreal. Yandere banshees if you're into crazy women that scream and cry a lot. Also yandere jubjubs, enough said.

>>43105764
>https://twitter.com/YinYonYun/status/1642661664452657153

Pretty sure even in the world of MGE, The Grim Reaper or Hel would enter the scene and just solemnly say:

>It's time... Their time to pass has come."

>>43107966
Submit to monster tits now

It is hag hours.

>>43108078
What are the sticky pads she has taped over her nipples

> 43105956
Shoggs only shape their goo to look like Maidos because they acknowledge Kikimoras are the ultimate maidos.

>>43108097
Seals, she's too strong anon. She has an aura like a Lilim

>>43108069
Hel would then resurrect them though, her whole thing is that death isn't the end but a beginning, a better beginning

>>43105764
Is there any way to write a non heretical story involving crossdressing and feminization?

I was looking at pictures of my kiki wife recently, and I was struck by her beauty and my love for her. She's always so devoted, dedicated, neat and professional. I wanted to "repay" her by becoming her maid for a day. Or maybe longer. I feel like it would be a real statement of love and affection to learn her craft, as well as I could. Make her "proud", you know? Show how much I acknowledge and appreciate her by embodying all the little details that would fly over other people's heads.

>those anons with a foxwife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BaM1mVum9I

theyre screamers and annoyingly talkative
she will never shut up

>>43108115
Write it anon, It's not murder faggery or evil or anything. Crossdressing is fine, especially since it's just a maid outfit

>>43108115
Faggot.

>>43108137
Imagine them not talking and they just decide to make that noise randomly

>>43108137
Sounds like she's deepthroating

>>43108137
Easy solution.

>>43108115
It's certainly not the worst thing written.

>>43108137
>A Kitsune reverts to her fox form to throw a tantrum.
cute

>>43108115
Kill yourself.

>>43108055
>Yandere Cheshire
Interesting thought. I can see her being a bit of a sadist and liking to tease you in some self made reality prison.
>Yandere Banshee
That's a great idea. I imagine she'd stalk you and get extremely upset when any minor inconvenience happened to you. Waiting for you to die so she can resurrect you. Other than stalking you for decades waiting for your death I don't have many other ideas for this one.

>>43108257
dont their cries attract men to them?

>>43108137
>>43108148
>>43108157
>>43108184
I'd also like to add: Farmers and or any people living in the rural countrysides in their ranches/acreages and have chickens as a food source of meat and eggs would absolutely hate and despise Foxes. A fox girl is in a North American-style or European-style countryside setting would get hate and discrimination from locals and farmers due to stigma of them slaughtering their chickens. A fox girl hears shotgun sounds the moment she ponders into waltzing to a countryside anon's acreage/ranch.

>>43108263

>Cheshire's face when she's getting her Cheshussy ate.

>>43108257
I think it only attracts them if they're dead. They choose a man to reanimate and due to the power of her voice he comes back to life and fucks her. She could wait for you to die, or put you directly in harms way for her power to work but I feel like intentionally getting you killed may be against the rules of the setting.

>>43108315
Fuck >>43108315 was meant for >>43108263

>>43108294
If a chesh calls it that I'm leaving

>>43108328
I mean you can leave, but the cat will follow.

>>43108315
I've fucked it up twice. Forgive me I'm drunk

>>43108344
IKTF been asleep for 15 of the last 20 hours.

>>43108344
It's okay, don't cry.

She's coming for your booty

>>43108403
Cap'n Tailpussy

>>43108403
Good thing I have a fat ass

Gonna troll a succ by summoning her but keeping a circle of salt around me so she can't touch me!

>>43108403
i wanna live with my fish on a boat like in waterworld

>>43108139
Thanks for the encouragement anon, I really appreciate it! got any ideas you wanna share

>>43108507
I have a suggestion, stop being a fag

>>43108507
Like story ideas or ideas for that specific story?

>>43108517
Sending a gazer to hypnotize you into liking crossdressing

>>43108507
>Kikimora gooses Anon
"I'm a guy, you know."
"EVEN BETTER."

>>43108527
more like GAY-NERD
take your ivermectin

>>43108519
Yeah, that's right. I like to spitball ideas with other people. Though, maybe we should take any discussion to d or discord

Well, I don't know about you nerds but I'm already at 136 words.

>>43108565
wtf is goosing

Happiness is a warm hag cuddling you to sleep.

>>43108612
>it's a discord faggot that wants to erp
Who could have seen that coming

Teasing extremist monsters by texting them pictures of your lavish home-cooked meals

>>43108638
All hags are warm and cute

>>43108697
Anon that sounds like a plan that will backfire with you being forced to cook for them

>>43108719
Just you wait until he is forced to handfeed them

>>43108719
I just have to outrun them or hide from them but I have plenty of time to eat my food first. It's not like a whole tribe of amazons is going to come running to my house the moment I send it

>>43108403
Ahah, the blood runs cold
We take our loot but don't get old

>>43108633
Grabbing of the ass.

>>43108777
with tattered sails and incredible tales we're caught in endless seas.

>>43108699

>>43108822
>anon is the hero of his adventure party
>tries to be sneaky in his forbidden love affair with his hag member
>except everyone knows he is banging the hag and won't say out of respect
which party member hag will you love?

>>43108822
>Oh sorry I thought my keys were here

>>43108846
>which party member hag will you love?
Are there warrior class hags? I'd definitely go for a hag who's spent too long as a knight instead of finding love

>>43108697
>all this food and no one to eat it with :(
>hundreds of (you)s within minutes
>three hundred ips in the thread
>pictures of monsters seductively holding bowls and empty plates start to flood in

>>43108843
I love Alternate_Breast_Size

>>43108870
Milk bags

>>43108860
they have muscle underneath their hag flab

would mgs like video games?

>>43108846
healer, i would get hurt on purpose to suck on those massive tits

>>43108883
I don't see why not. Especially Gremlins would like them.

>>43108876
Hags are too powerful. How can I resist growing up to marry the monster that trained me as a squire

am i able to be rance in MGE?

>>43108902
>hag trained anon
>she was expecting him to be an obedient husband
>meanwhile he grew his love and asked her to marry him

>>43108876
Imagine the hugs

>>43108691
>Person talks in the thread
>Whine that it's d "d content"
>Person offers to move to a different board/discord
>Whine that they're an "erper"
Anon, you're being an idiot.

>>43107848
>Elf crosses over through the Portals, gets settled in
>Sees you being cornered by Mamono
>Winds up "Saving" you, and by saving that means she used her Realm Silver Axe on nearby Mamono and taking you back to her place, locking you in her room as she stays with you, the windows completely covered, only leaving for essentials.
>Insists on you staying to keep you safe from those filthy harlots
>You do not know how much time has passed
>She keeps going on about you and her together, that she dreamt of falling in love with a human due to all the novels she read back in her world
>Every day she rides you for hours while cuddling with you afterwards, giving you food to keep you healthy, talking about starting a big family and how you should only look of and think of her at all times

>>43108936
I don't know why she's going to all these lengths, I would've done all of this of my own volition.

>>43108115
Do it. I'd wear a maid outfit for my waifu in a heartbeat even if it wasn't in the contract.

>>43108975
>dark elf starts screaming and crying in confusion as Anon tries to rip her boot off after she told him to kiss her foot

Sign the contract anon

>>43108995
I'M NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU, YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME

>>43108883
i wonder what game a simple fish would like, i doubt slimes care about any though.

>>43109016
>delfs cackling as they watch their sister drag Anon off to the dungeon
>hear screaming for hours
>delf bursts out of the door in tears
>begs for help before being dragged back in
>Anon spent so much time worshiping her feet that they've pruned
>it takes three more dark elves to restrain him so that the first can escape
>Anon threatens to cum if they don't stop beating him up and restraining him

>>43108846
>Anon rides up to the Hag Party on his 2-horned black 'mount'
>joins Party
>...
>loves all of them
>problem solved

what type of monsters can you land if you play a mean trumpet and really make it cry and wail in the royal court

>>43105956
free my nigga, she dindu nuffin

>>43108936
>Elf sneaks out of the apartment to pay all her gold to the mamonos who "attacked" Anon

>>43109058
Corn for ants

>>43109083
I bet goons hired to larp like this would be a huge industry in the mamono world. I bet monsters like hellhound moms would pay a fortune to have some "thugs" accost her daughter's man.

>>43108994
I bet she'd be so blushy and excited, gushing about how cute and pure you looked, how she swore you looked better in her uniform than she did. Later, she'd eagerly press you to do a photoshoot-you looking all cute and frilly in your "uniform," and her, well she'd also change things up, maybe with a dapper and formal butler's uniform.

>>43109103
its time to stop

>>43108115
It should be ok if you write it in a humorous way, using the incogruity of an Anon in maido-dress instead of it being Alp wish-fulfillment.
E.g
>dress as a Kikimaido and are a 'cute twink' = disgusting Alp-shit, and your Angry Kiki will peg your Alp arse with a barbedwire baseball bat
Vs
>dress as a Kikimaido while a 6'2" hairy muscular Anon = funny, and a bizarro-day fun gift to your Kiki

>>43108912
To a point, though I would expect a much strong opponent to defeat a Rance type character before he got too far.

>>43109121
KC's recent freakout has made his own canon difficult to follow. Wheres the cutoff between gay/monsterboy and Alp? When does a bicorn threesome turn into Yuri? Very annoying.

>>43109138
did he have another freakout?

>>43109121
I agree with this post, that it should be comedic where the costume looks silly on him. Which I’ve thought about making a green text about a protagonist trying to disguise as a monster girl to escape MGC but his costume looks ridiculous at best and he gets caught right away by the mamono patrol.

>>43109138
How has it made it difficult? The freakout was related to NTR not the things you mention.
For me, monsterboys means men that are just like monstergirls and are the Monstergirl equivalent like how humans have men and women. For MGE, there are no monsterboys. Just Incubus some of whom can do transformations either via potions or magic or cause of the MG wife in question

>>43109095
It's a risky move.
The client needs some kind of guarantees that the hired-goon isn't going to just take the downpayment and disappear with the Anon as the bigger prize.
>sobbing DElf at Tanuki&Tanuki lawyers paying the rest of her gold to sue for the return of 'her' Anon.
>pregnant Heckhound turning up in MGC Court to declare it's too late to hand Anon over

>>43109138
Though why not ask him on his Patreon as he is having another QnA session last I heard.

>>43109138
qrd on the freakout?

>>43109167
>paying money for a question

>>43109138
KC should've never even allowed alps to begin with.

>>43109166
Just use married women.
>manticore wife gets home from work
>deflates
>takes out her fang extensions
>removes the translucent sheaths around her spines to prevent accidental stabbing
>whines to you about how she had to pretend to be interested in some slob so that a kiki of all things could save her new "masta"
>let her lie on your chest while you play with her ears as she tells you how undignified it is and that she would quit if it didn't pay so well

>>43109174
I'm not paying him either but was just saying that if in case you were paying him, might as well ask the question.
>>43109183
Considering how people use it to make shitposts about monsterboys or whatever, agreed.

>meanwhile somewhere in Zipangu

>>43109141
Him or somebody claiming to be him/represent him. It's making me leery to even acknowledge a bunch of shit that's within his own canon- bicorns, alps, potions, siths etc
>>43109159
There's a lot of things in mge canon that people find "disagreeable." There's also other things that aren't canon but KC doesn't care about that people claiming to represent him find disagreeable.
And you're missing the point- lines are blurred. KC acknowledges things like harems with potions and bicorns etc, but if a guy comes his wives having anthreesom or snuggling in the afterglow, is that Yuri and therefore verboten?

You might think it's no big deal- but that's because you don't have to deal with the dmca claims like I do. Where does "harem" stop and Yuri start? Is that a dopel potion or dirty heresy? Who knows. Is it even KC sending out these takedowns? Who knows. But people get dmca'd all the same.

>>43106949
>Medusa-sensei has to fight with her hair snakes over the cherries on her banana split

>>43109141
>>43109168
http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/v1_Eng.htm

>>43109244
it's pretty easy to tiptoe around reprehensible shit

>>43109244
>>43109254
>Him or somebody claiming to be him/represent him.
This was months ago, stop bringing up old shit.

>>43109217
kek
that sounds cute

>>43109244
I would see it as the wives playing around with each other but that they don't exclude the husband from it and still love him and lust for him above all.
As for the below:
>Him or somebody claiming to be him/represent him. It's making me leery to even acknowledge a bunch of shit that's within his own canon- bicorns, alps, potions, siths etc
Unless KC himself says something, I would assume it to be someone who just doesn't like these things trying to claim that they are speaking on his behalf to hammer on people.

>>43109151
>>43109121
I don't like it as comedic... The vibe I love is from this one pochi doujin. Here's a link: https://nhentai.net/g/260622/
I love how just utterly delighted she is.
>nhentai is gay
Look it's not on ex alright/not tagged properly

>>43109325
I absolutely despise "feminization" faggotry.

>>43109296
This happened again literally yesterday. And I'll bet if you tried to post threesome/doppel potion/alp content in d or trash or even here, you'd get dmca'd. If you're mad about this discussion, get mad at KC, not me. He's the one that started this autism festival by simultaneously endorsing and decrying weird shit.
>>43109284
It's also easy for whoever is launching dmcas on this site to carpet bomb every picture that annoys them.
>>43109322
I would see it as that too, but in order to fight false claims you have to doxx yourself yet critically the claimee doesn't.

>>43109005
I dunno, I keep signing things and now I have a dragon moving me into her house.
A tanuki who has me registered for mating rights and a marriage union.
And a jinko that....Ok, I don't know what I signed for her but she refuses to leave.

>>43109358
>This happened again literally yesterday.
could you link it? I was mostly happy the thread was normal for once.

>>43109333
nobody asked

>>43109333
Okay, and I like it. Even if it's faggotry anon it's not making you gay by contagion. Just like what you like

>>43107831
Hug it, and cuddle it, and love it. And teach it cuss words so she calls people "dickhead" while she sits on my shoulder.

>>43109369
This is the one thing I agree with the rabid gatekeeper on, once you start letting garbage like feminization in, it starts slipping down the slope.

>>43109366
It's all deleted anyway, and I honestly don't really want too. The frustration I have is honestly with the dual standards. Do you want to have this be a vanilla love fest? Or do you want weird kinky shit? Cause like, once you make a "beast potion", the door's kinda open.

fuck off with all that feminaztion, and other bullshit like crossdressing, this is mostly about monster girls

Now thats over with, how would you seduce your monster wife, what song would you sing to do so?

>>43109394
I agree, KC needs to cleanup his setting and make it more coherent.

>>43107915
Yandere pixies/fairies

>>43109378
Anon, if it's not prohibited by kc or by 4chan it's time to shut up. Like seriously, has the whole discussion on DMCAs slipped you by? Whoever is sending them is *quite* happy to takedown "garbage" and the 4chan mods are quite eager to help.

>>43108046
we get it; you wanna tongue punch her fart box

>>43109394
Mara and Eros bumping heads again.

>>43109421
I'm just going to tell you to eat shit and leave it there, I'm opposing it when it's posted.

>>43109402
>how would you seduce your monster wife
By dressing up in girl clothes
>what song would you sing to do so?
"I feel like a woman". Nice and raunchy.

>>43108115
there are male version of maids called "butlers" you can become her butler for a day

>>43109421
Nah, on this one he's correct.
People allowed breathfag to linger and look how that turned out.
No, feminization is not a fetish you want to allow in.

>>43109443
i fucking report him every fucking thread

>>43109402
Get bent. I want to live my best life with my waifi and some monkey on 4chan isn't going to tell me otherwise.

>>43108115
Not in this thread, go elsewhere.
Or don't jump through hoops and put the guy in a butler uniform, as guys look great in suits and similar outfits.

>>43109449
kek
I admire the dedication

>>43109451
then go elsewhere, you are not wanted here

>>43109442
Butler uniforms are definitely cute too, but that's a different vibe. Fits well for the "regal" mgs like dragons and wights. Maybe pharohs too. But a different situation. I think there was a dragon butler story a while ago actually.

>>43109449
Has reporting anyone actually worked? I'm not even sure ritual posting is against the rules even if the name popping up ten times a thread makes it insanely annoying. i would rather he use a trip.

>>43109449
Anon it legit sounds like you have autism

>>43109443
Fags, troons and cucks have ruined nearly every fandom by being allowed/tolerated by people who wanted everyone to just get along, and eventually those conflict avoidant people ended up being pushed out of the fandoms they love once it was overran with fags, troons and cuckshit because those creatures do not tolerate anyone who doesn't like their fetish, the gatekeeping fags are most certainly correct on those 3 issues.

>>43109460
I think it's more "you don't want me here" and I could care less. I've likely been here far longer than you and I'll be here long after.
It's pretty sad that being cute for your waifu triggers a couple of autists. I don't give a shit how you live your lifes in wish-fulfillment land as long as you don't do the big shit like hurt people or NTR.

>>43109475
This can be applied to society at large even, look at the absolute state of it all

>>43109475
>These people are awful cause they gatekeep!
He says, while gatekeeping

>>43109451
This. It's strange to me to see KC and 4chan both clearly and plainly state, and enforce their rules, but the autism monkeys still want their word to be law.

>>43109361
Monsters wouldn't try to trick you like that anon, I think you're just mistaken

>>43109481
Right? Seems like projecting to me. What horror, someone wants to dress up for their wife

Clowns the lot of you
>>43109469
he is avatarfagging tho. namefagging then saying the same shit in every fucking thread
43109473
k?
>>43109478
i dislike that shit and that has no fucking place here. next thing i know it its gonna be all fucking monsterboy up in that shit. so get bent and go dress like a woman elsewhere

>"Filthy no-good Monster-loving Heretic!"

>>43109481
>>43109499
Anon... he didn't call gatekeepers awful in his post.

>>43109469
The way he does it counts as avatarposting, but dunno if the rule is even enforced site-wide or it's just local jannies being lazy.

>>43109481
When do you get your surgery?

All this autism talk makes me want a tismdog.

>>43109498
Ok but I better not end up with a fourth wife.
If I do....then I guess I'll need to find her a ring with a rather unique design.

>>43109461
Now I want to see a tomboy kiki in a butler outfit.
>>43109469
I doubt it considering the mountains of off topic garbage that get left sitting around in some threads despite the fact that a janny was clearly around because one picture that you could maybe kind of see a tiny bit of nipple in got deleted.
>>43109481
>gatekeeping
More like a bunch of squatters getting belligerent when the guy who actually owns the garage they broke into and set up camp tell them to get the fuck off his property.

>>43109303
>manticore wife starts purring when you tell her that she's the biggest and scariest monster around

like clockwork, the moment the shitheads come out it aint one

So what is favorite food from MGE lore, I like the dragon burger

>>43109509
No, he implied that if feminization is "allowed" then suddenly everything he likes will be gatekeeped out. It's right there.

>>43109524
Order Lentin Food

>>43108846
>which party member hag will you love?
All of them!
>the Dark Priest healer who never stops talking about her scripture
>the Orc Barbarian who's secretly next in line to the Orc Kingdoms throne
>the Cyclops Armorer/Blacksmith who doubles as our tent maid
>the Lizardman warrior in full armor and quiet as hell
>her weird cousin a Salamander ranger who really likes bows
>the stuck up High Elf mage who is MAX leveled tsundere

>>43109475
Its not even that, its that its opening a fetish gateway.
You get some 'tame' ones (pregnancy, expansion, etc) but the instant someone steps out of line and pushes a bit to far (chubby into fat for example) they get bonked for brining something a tad to extreme into the thread.
This is just another flavor of that extreme, hence why it needs to be stopped because it WILL slippery slope.

>>43109530
No, he called it a slippery slope you retard. You open the door with your feminine men fetish for other faggots.

>>43108115
This is going to be one of those topics that bothers a few autists while the rest of us quietly don't give a fuck. Write what you want, but expect to get a lot of samefagging morons to shit the threads up, ala the writefag contest a few months ago. I have nothing against it, and I think it's cute to want to make your kiki happy.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the return to work means you get to see some monster girls that enjoyed Sunday a bit too much.
Or in the case of Onis, like they enjoy every day unless they're downing a keg on their own.

>>43108115
nope, and you best go elsewhere

>>43109499
This.
>>43109522
>Now I want to see a tomboy kiki in a butler outfit
I mean I'm very very much down with that idea. Kind of tomboyish vibes, but not obnoxious. Reminds me of that one girl from ks, Akira, I think?
Suits are good too. A hellhound in a suit would be nice.
Not sure I follow with that last reply though

>>43109552
He would have been far better off just writing it and defending it after when it's obvious if it's a joke or an excuse to get into pegging feminization stuff. It's almost like it was posted to start a fight.

>>43109552
Thanks anon, I really appreciate you being chill. What's your waifu, and favorite outfit for her? Do you think she'd have a favorite outfit for you?

>>43109540
I hate to tell you this, but you do understand that role-reversal and femdom are already huge aspects of the setting, right? If anon wearing a maid outfit is the slippery slope you're worried about, there are much bigger problems.
>>43109562
While I agree with the first half, I don't go through life assuming everyone is out to get me. More likely he was naive and didn't consider the level of autism some people are capable of.

>>43109532
>tfw the whole forest you are camping in heard what you were doing in the tend and snickering as you walk through it, especially all the kakuens were massive peeping toms

>>43109569
Listen, if I'm not making my wives scream my name when we make sweet, sweet, love, then I'm doing something wrong.

>>43109567
I'm a big fan of yetis. I typically wear tight clothes since I have a slim frame, but I don't go much further than androgynous. I'm about 10 years too late to even consider trying to be cute, ha.

>>43109568
>I don't go through life assuming everyone is out to get me.
This, not just for mge but in general. It's a bizarre combination of paranoia and narcissism that makes people think everything is like, craft produced to proke them.
And even if somebody is trying to rile you up, report and ignore.

>>43109578
but that gets me thinking, just how many monsters would end up peeping toms

>>43109581
I'm sure your yeti finds you very cute regardless!

>>43109507
>t. future living weapon

Thanks anon! Hopefully you and everyone else here not a irredeemable asshole will eventually live happily with their waifus (however that may be).