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>>43100282
>THE strongest character
That's Hecatia, old man

>>43100332
Who?
I stopped at th12.

>>43100282
Yukari is stronger and has been around almost as long.
>>43100332
Not Okina?

>>43100500
>the power to control all borders (to some degree)
That's too vague for my shonen-addled brain to wrap around.
That's the same type of conceptial fuckery that Bleach did, I don't like it.
Flannie is strongest, unless you say so otherwise and explain it to me in a way that makes me conseed to you, that is.

>>43100282
Filthy secondary

>>43100604
Am actually a tertiary.

>>43100365
>>43100500
The freaky t-shirt weirdo that's also the goddess of Hell. ZUN himself said that "She's completely past the level of anyone in Gensokyo or the Lunar Capital"
Also how did you know Okina but not Hecatia lmao

>>43100627
I DO NOT know who OKINA is.
And also, WHAT is the power of BOTH of these?

>>43100627
>Also how did you know Okina but not Hecatia lmao
I don't remember shit about LoLK because I just didn't like the game.

>>43100332
>>43100500
sorry guys, touhou past UFO is irrelevant

>>43100783
100% speaking pure FACTores right here.
>th06-12
6, 7 and 8 were ment to be a trilogy and end the series, they are the CORE of this franchice. 9 gave us Shiki and more lore and characterization, 10 was the fuller realization of everything that came before it, 11 was outhere adding some atompunk elements, expanding the worldbuilding. 12 was the end of the shinto-themed (and therefore japancentric) story elements.
These ones I grew up with, and so they are CLASSIC-hou.
>post-th13
More and more oriental occultist elements SNEAKLY added as the series went along.
Final bosses get more preferential treatment from the fandom than before.
This ones launched after I fell out touhoudom, and so therefor they are NU-hou.

With all this in mind, Flannie is STILL the GOAT.

>>43100282
Fuck I miss Ao..

>>43100580
hecatia is the strongest because ZUN said so
no word can override that
flan lost

>>43101656
What if Flan destroys her shirt and plays with her tits until she submits then hmmm? How about that? Yeah, didn't account for Flan being able to win easily just like that did you huh.
Flan won.

>>43101671
what if heca uses her three bodies to hold flan down and kiss and touch her until SHE submits, huh? How's she gonna fight back then?
Heca won

>>43101758
Taboo: 4 of a kind
3 + 1
Heca lost, Flan outdoes her in every way

>>43101656
>no word can overr-
Flan WON.
>b-b-b-but the alcoholic occultist said that-
FLAN. WON.
>B-B-b-B-b-b-BUT ZUNARINO SAID-
FLANNIE FLANNIE ROO, WON A WIN A ROOOOOOOSEL.
>y-y-y-YOU A-ARE n-N-Not EVEN m-m-m-MAKING S-sENS-
Touhou? Ends at UFO. Your punk-ass, bitch-ass, crying non-canon BITCH is OUT.
>T-t-t-t-t-t-that is just c-c-c-c-childish!
THE FLANNSTER
THE FLANBOYANT
THE FLABBERGASTER
THE FLANNEL FLANNIANCE OF FLANNERY
ENTER: FLANDLE THE MOTHERFUCKING SCARLET
>T-T-T--T-T-THOSE ARE JUST MADE UP WORDS YOU ARE NOT M-M-M-MAKING SENSE TAKE YOUR MEDS!
KWABBING. KEKKING, AND GEEING.
>W-W-W-W-WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS.
Because FLANNIE WON. GET IT through your THICK ASS skull.

>>43101784
image for ants

im not into touhou lore and powerlevels, but what stops reimu from defeating them again?

>>43101784
Not so fast.
Heca's three bodies summon Clownpiece to help, and Junko too. That's now 5 bodies able to hold down Flan's 4 bodies and kiss and finger them until they submit.
Heca wins.

>>43102137
>goddess that is older than the moon
>abusing a 5 century old brat
Hmm Hecaters, are we paedos???!?

>>43102137
Meiling, Sakuya and Remilila (Patchy's too anaemic to follow) rush to preserver Flan's superiority.
You can't get out of this one, not to mention Flan is a pure and innocent you maiden
Unless you count the people she's killed

>>43102189
Meiling would fall asleep at the start, Remilia wouldn't care and Sakuya would be more concerned getting Flan locked up again.
Flan loses, she gets Ara Ara'd.

>>43102211
Junko would only care about chang'e, Clownpiece is a dumbass retarded fairy and would wander off to expose herself to someone passing by
Two can play that game.

>>43102246
Wrong, Heca could just order Clownpi to "play" with Flan and tell Junko that Flan is helping Chang'e. Ergo Flan gets ara ara'd.
Flan instant loss 2koma's.

>>43102189
Clownpiece will ask her fellow fairies to join the fight
Checkmate

So here I was sitting in Flanerie, just WITNESSING this exchange...
And what I am gathering is that you Heckaters seem to be mildly deranged schizos normalizing quite clearly satanic behaviours (abusing a minor is wrong, you RETARDS).
Not surprised since the inspiration for your lame waifu (LAMEfu) is a pagan goddess of witchcraft, necromancy, sorcery....
*nags with with dissappointment*
Go get Flanneled, you crybaby.

>>43102275
Flan grabs Hecka by that choker coller and HAKAIs her.
Get fucked schizo.

Flan loses you wannabe dbsfags. Deal with it.

>>43102137
>>43102365
>>43102297
>>43102211
>>43102275
>Flannie on the loose, she ended on the moon.
>Pretty shill up here, might come visit more.
>Suddenly some pantsy ass fairy shitter comes knocking on Flannie's peace and quiet.
>It's clownpiss.
>"It seems the circus has arrived" Flan thinks to herself.
>Our Flangal in a femto-second desintegrates claw'n'piss' calves.
>"HEY! Gimme back my legbone!"
>Smacking noises are heard all the way back to the moon capital.
>"Hey! *Smacking noises continue* Hey! Don't hit me with it!"
>After several long minutes of torture, cuckpiss has been WARPED beyond recognition.
>"S-SHE'S A PSYCHO! She's Caligula if he hated fairies!"
>Wacking the retard has left flannie hungry, tummy empty.
>Go to moon capital for foodie.
>Some long-eared colonel-looking brother-fucker DARES to aproach the Flanster uninvited.
>"Earthling, we have GOT you by the short and friskies! Do NOT try anything weird! Do NOT even THINK about doing it! Do NOT even think about NOT doing it!"
>Time for funni. "Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead!" said the Flandoll as she Hakai'd the lunarian's kneecaps.
>"Son you are writing checks your butt will find UNCASHABLE! ARE YOU HEARING ME!? Your backside will be escorted from the bank! You will find this HUMILIATING!"
>Flan's head had only one thought "Umm luna pipo be like 'This kegare too spicy!' HAHA"
>Colonel DOESN'T stop preaching to the Furandoru
>"Don't throw your life away, son. You only get one! Or, depending on your religious affiliation, several! Either way it is a finite number so think it through!"
>Ok, you are dragging the Flanroosel down. Say goodbye to half your blood! ITADAKIMASUU.
>"You call that killing me? I am not dead! I AM GOING TO LIVE FOR EVER"
>Do people on the moon just NEVER just up?
>"You do not frighten me! Pain does not hurt to a TRUE patriot!" a cracking noise is heard, looks like the Flan-a-nana just randomly hakai'd the lunarian's pain inhibitor
>"I stand corrected! ARRRGGHGHGHHGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>Oopsie woopsie, looks like you lost ALL your blood privileges!
>"You CANNOT hurt ME! I do NOT have TIME to BLEED TO DEATH! NOW I am ordering you to KILL me, POST HASTE! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, GOD KILL ME!"
>Too anying, his blood probably has AIDS or someother lunarian sickness. Let's just leave him be for now.
>Proceed to assault the entirety of the dark side of the moon.
>NO foodie, ZILCH, NADA, nothing has been found, it's almost like they don't even need food here!
>the Flannel is positively, absolutely, inmensely, PISSED.
>Some zoomer-looking BITCH with a bowling ball on her head, crying her eyes out is monologing.
>Sorry, but did you forget that FLANDRE the SCARLET is the FINAL BOSS HERE?
>grab that bitch by her choker collar.
>ONE. SINGULAR. HAKAI. FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKKKK SHE IS DOWN JUST LIKE THAT.
>As life scapes hecaweka's grasp she seethes at Flan one last time
>"N-N-N-NOooohHHG Z-z--z-ZUN S-SAID I AM STRO.-"
>Head gets cut, CLEANLY. The Flan don't wanna hear A SINGLE WORD FROM A LUNARIAN MOUTH AGAIN NO MOAR.
>Bye bye HECKatia. Rest in PISS.
get,,,, DECIMATIO'D HECUCΚTIA.

YOU'VE BEEN PWNED BY, THE FLANNSTER
YOU'VE BEEN DABBED BY, THE FLANBOYANT
YOU'VE BEEN SNEED BY, THE FLABBERGASTER
YOU'VE BEEN DESTROYED BY THE FLANNEL FLANNIANCE OF FLANNERY

LAAADIES AND GENTORUMEN!
ENTEEEEEERIIIIIING:

>>FLANDRE, THE MOTHERFUCKING, SCARLET<<

FLANNIE FLANNIE ROO0O0O0O0,
WON A WIN A ROOOOO0OO0O0OO0O0OO0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0

Flan? WON.
H*ckacraka? LOST ALL HER FUCKIN' HEADS SHE DID.
Tally H*ckaputa's score against FlanCHAD the SCHADLET

Here, hold this L for me, Heckters. Only thing you are gonna from me, apart from pity.

SIGNED, The TRUE LUNATIC FANATIC, M.

>>43102720
Calm down. Have some Flan.
https://youtu.be/dnugmfmKR80

>>43102720
Yeah, I am thinking this is keyed.

>>43102011
If everyone went apeshit and broke spell card rules I don't think she could do much but hide with her float ability.

>>43102793
Who the FUCK is that moeblob on the right?
Slipping some NU-HOU on me?

>>43102864
Toutetsu. The new jobber. I recommended watching this playthough.
https://youtu.be/JGMTAYRnWns

>>43102886
i learned of her thanks to a doujinshi on nhentai

>>43100282
Nah, her sister is several times stronger, and easily part of the actual top 3
Power isn't all just about destructive force
Fate manipulation is underrated as shit, even more if you consider the fact that Remilia never fought seriously and never actually used the full extent of it

>>43103446
Except Flan is directly stated to be the stronger sister lol

>>43103446
But Flan said that her sister's fate manipulation is fucking horseshit

>>43100627
>"She's completely past the level of anyone in Gensokyo or the Lunar Capital"
So ZUN only specified that she's stronger than anyone in **Gensokyo**, which leaves the possibility that someone from outside Gensokyo, such as from Makai, is stronger than her.
So in essence, saying "Hecatia is the strongest 2hu" is not a completely accurate as Shinki could be stronger (and i believe she is), however "Hecatia is the strongest 2hu in Gensokyo" is a more accurate statement.

>>43103510
I'm starting to think that Remy just bullshits her way into everyone believing she has fate manipulation, but in reality is just really good at gaslighting people into thinking that.
Charisma is pretty useful, it seems.

>>43100282
Between her and the cock, who would prevail?

>>43103833
that cunny's a dick guillotine, no way cocks can beat her.

I miss retarded autistic 2hu powerlevel discussion. ZUN ruined it when he created Hecatia and said "She's the strongest, that's it."

>>43103803
>bullshits her way into everyone believing she has fate manipulation
In Gensokyo, that gives her fate manipulation power for real.

>>43100500
>Yukari is stronger and has been around almost as long.
Yukari is literally begging for her help after getting BTFO by a ghost because Flan was the only one who didn't job to her

>>43103599
Shinki is Yuuka's little bitch

>>43104263
God I fucking love Yuuka, this dialogue is the funniest shit i've ever seen in my life

>>43102720
Schizokino.

>>43102720
>"Umm luna pipo be like 'This kegare too spicy!' HAHA"

>>43102720
Do all spics act like this?

>>43107276
Only the weeb ones.

>>43100282
I thought the strongest was Yukari or Reimu. Assuming post-PC-98 canon anyways.

>flies away from reality and becomes intangible, therefore invincible

>>43110714
Reimu's power kneels to the spellcard rules.
Flan's a quite literal god of destruction, a GoD if you will.

>>43110802
oh it was a discussion with spellcard rules
nvm ig

>>43100282
>She is basically a walking HAKAI.
Kek, based, CANON.

>>43111053
>Powerlevel argument le bad
Don't care, it's fun.

>>43100282
Tenshi wins

>>43111053
>trio of jobbers

>>43118951
It was fun the first time and then the second time now it's just.... you know... repetitive...

>>43119181
Tenshi lost