/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43079137
What is her plan?

>>43079137

>>43079144
oh my god fuck off already holy shit you're so fucking annoying

>>43079143
Miss Baph is an inscrutable genius / leader. I'm sure that this is just part of a cunning plan.

>>43079143
Tap dancing on your roof until you want to fuck her

>>43079163
>"I just like to cloud watch on roofs, they get nice and toasty in the sun."

>>43079177
A. I have a two story house and basically live in the basement so I ain't hearing shit.
B: she can just come in. Its not that hard.

>>43079137
>"Get off!"
>"Is that a request?"

>>43079137
Pat the cat.

>>43079137
I want to start a family with a busty Bapho

Gambling Queen

so i was handling business thinking about tails and i shot but it felt like nothing so i kept going and it built up shortly then it actually happened which had me shoot twice and i don't understand how monsters did this to me

do baphs make good tutors in magic? (also is getting a familiar a trap option for male mages?)

Getting pressured to gamble more and more until you gamble away your human rights

evil executive off-hours

>>43079212
1. Depends on the bapho as some use their physical aspects more than their magical ones.
2. No, Familiars are worth it, male or not.

>>43079217
I'm not going anywhere near some dogfuckers.

>>43079199
I don't think that's a cat

>>43079221
man this dude does perfect juicy thighs

>>43079221
I'm gonna ask for her autograph

>>43079217
Baphomets are so fucking boring.

Reminder that monsters only give a shit about you if you're interesting. They would rather go for some giganigger bandit who gutted people for fun over you if you're not interesting enough.

>>43079217
I would gamble my hand in marriage

>>43079264

>>43079264
What monster girls are you into.

>>43079282
>"Sir, such an item is priceless....so we can't have you betting it as it cannot have a value placed on it."
>"That being said, we do have some lovely ladies that would love to try and get it."

>>43079292
>>"Sir, such an item is priceless
Yeah, so is a half-eaten apple I could probably dig out of my garbage.

>>43079294

>>43079294
You did read the second half of that sentence right?

>>43079294
sounds like someone needs some saving

>>43079301
Still doesn't change my point. I could be running a pawn shop and I'd say the same line if someone tried giving me a half-rusted bike. Just because it doesn't have a value I can put to it doesn't mean it's valuable.

Owls are cool birds

>>43079229
bapho gym bros?

I am approaching the point where the cowland tunnels and the hagville tunnels intersect.

>>43079287
Top five would be Demon, Selkie, Dragon, Shoggoth, Satyros.

>>43079337

>>43079311
>watch extremist porn to see what the fuss is all about
>first 10 minutes are just the guy drinking alone in his apartment and putting himself down
>next half hour is a demon busting into his room to make him dinner and snuggle with him while he cries into her chest
>hundreds of comments from mamono with demon profiles talking about how bad they would save him and how they'd be the best wife ever

>tfw ywn wake up to a lich fixing you up after you fell from some high place and nearly died
>Ywn hit her with "Am i in heaven cause i see an angel in front of me

>>43079337
I remember I made a top five awhile back which had Wendigo, Anubis, Hellhound, Wererabbit and Sphinx on it, but my number five has now become the Wisp instead of the Sphinx.

>"Report Anon. You just went in and came back from an area heavily irradiated with Demon Energy. Did the experimental Rad-X based suppressants work? Do you, feel any 'arousal'. Any unusual body heat? The experimental Rad-X based suppressants were reported to work well with the female operatives assigned alongside your group. But what about you and your male group members? Be honest with me, how are you feeling now?"

>>43079368
That's just a human woman.

>>43079384
Sorry anon but that post clearly has references to monster girl related things so it's on-topic.

>>43079351
Essentially, half of Monstergirl-made porn is practically just therapy coddling sessions of troubled, depressed, lonely and even borderline suicidal men venting out and crying their problems to the monstergirl and camera. And many of which there is no sex or any sexual activity, just the man crying out, being comforted, hugged and assured by the monstergirl everything is fine, all his problems (especially financial ones) will be solved and the most sexual contact made is just passionate kissing.

>>43079365
>Am i in heaven cause i see an angel in front of me
>"No anon, I'm a lich."
>anon gets sad at his deadpan lich friend

Tsu-chan's got you!

>>43079394
>When anon closes his eyes after she didn't show a reaction and then cringes a bit, She blushes as shes sews back on a bit of his face

>>43079392
>skip to most replayed part of a video
>it's a nervous guy explaining to the actress that he's never had a girlfriend before
>timestamp appears all over the comments with monsters boasting about how they would fix that if they ever found a guy like him

>>43079367
Mine have stayed fairly consistent throughout the years.

>>43079341
Nice.

>>43079234
She's a Scottish Fold cat.

>>43079392
Well it's good to know I'll never have to suffer the humiliation of something like that in my life.

Riddle me this: If Kitsune weren't the gods' chosen creatures, then why is there such a disproportionate number of them serving the gods compared to other mamanos? All of man's problems would be instantly solved by entrusting themselves to divine tails and resting their heads on their welcoming breasts.

Consider:

Gyaru Orderites... Because Landsknechts are basically medeival gyarus.

43079444
this is not a monster girl, fuck off

why does this nigger keep posting this yurifaggot's art?

>>43079447
>>43079448
Because it's trolling and you're falling for it

>>43079453
>>43079448
Let me also add to this:

Monstergirls doing a "Gyaru" phase are also trash. Because way too much makeup, cheap peach or coconut bodyspray and horrid tan jobs. Pyrows are fine since they are just fire demons wearing anachronistic modern day clothing and hoodies. But do not REEK of cheap make up and fruity-tuty flavored bodyspray.

MODEST MONSTERGIRL ALL THEY WAY.

>>43079398
Oh no?

>>43079460
Fuck you, I will have my gyaru harem and I will enjoy it.

>>43079460
Gayer than the monsterboy poster

>>43079398
I always forget about tsuraras even though I love them as a concept and monster

>>43079537
I’ve always hated this snake, she’s a horrible waifu from a terrible game for miseryfags and I hate feeling miserable.

A hebis true power comes from begging and sadness not spirit fire
How can anyone resist comforting her

>>43079557
I like her design but That's about it

>>43079557
the only good thing i can think about her is that she may have contributed to the popularity of tail bows

>>43079562
Everyone knows that if you push through tears, her mood darkens and you get to see the true depths of her obsession

>>43079562
>comfort hebi with a hug
>don't see her devious smile as Seducing Anon Trick #11 worked
hebis are too cunning

>>43079567
I got a perfect substitute if you want unusual colored snakes.

>>43079579
>monsters making evil yandere smiles whenever their husbands look away
>entire twitter account dedicated to capturing these moments in public
>hebis seething about being exposed so publicly when they're leering at their husband's back and licking their lips while he decides which brand of pasta to buy

post fox courtship displays

>>43079620
Abyssal fox butt.

>>43079541
Oh yeah today is Friday, you know what that means, Anon

>>43079600
Speaking of, I wonder if there would be twitter accounts dedicated to posting candid pictures of edgy loner guys going about their days like those Shibuya Meltdown accounts but with lots more doxing and monsters posting about what they'd do to the guys.

>>43079651
I wish there was a tanuki that made it mandatory that my face was forcibly shoved into her tits every friday

>>43079647

Queen Anubis.

I would say it's Foxposting Friday but every day is a day to post foxes and it would be foolish to think foxposting could be contained to a single 24 hour period.

>>43079651
I wish I had an auntster waiting for me every Friday night, I need the healing and the stress drain
https://files.catbox.moe/8yfc2o.jpg

>>43079651
auntsters are for loving dates

>>43079654
>browsing the web aimlessly one night
>get a ping
>someone followed you on twitter
>weird, looks like a mamono you've never met before
>another ping, another girl
>notifications start to explode
>hundreds of dm requests
>tagged in at least a dozen tweets demanding to know your type
>delete your twitter
>monsters just get more determined to find and fix you

>>43079584
Best snek

>>43079572
Nonsense! Hebis are very sweet girls with no underlying darkness, trust me you should date a hebi

>>43079584
I do love grape snakes

>>43079391
i mean yes
if this is trolling it is pleasantly lukewarm

>>43079695
>put your hands on your hebi's cheeks
>stare into her eyes
>ask her if she would ever lie to you
>emphatically says no
>ask if she'll tell you the truth
>she swears it
>ask her if she ever makes evil faces when your back is turned and laughs manically when you fall into one of her "plots"
>hebi looks like she's going to explode, foaming at the mouth and forcing all the blood into her face

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware, the bunyip lurks!
Her fluffy coils seek to snag you and she has the most dreaded toxin of all.
Vegimite.

>>43079727
>struth!
>a bit bland ain't ya, love?
>bunyip puts a jar of vegemite over your dick like an onahole
>that's a right propa' dick, innit?
>continues to blow you
>regret ever coming to this continent

What would happen if I walked outside, looked up at the sky and shouted with all my might so that the whole world around will hear me.
"I HATE FOXES!"

>>43079738
tanuki get a little wet

What did I just find.

>>43079436
But what about flat foxes?

>>43079665
Pharaoh, something's wrong actually right with my anubis!

>>43079755
what about them?

Funny I found this when my birthday is coming up soon.

>>43079760
How can I rest my head on breasts that aren't there?! Make with the illusion magic!

>>43079687
>eventually start getting stalked by monsters live streaming your movements
>go viral after a clip of you slapping the phone out of some dumb pyrow kid's hand after following you around spreads around various extremist youtube channels
>demons explaining the legality for if rape in self-defense would count in this instance
>devils making meme videos about how to "tame" you
>dragons explaining why men need to have a strong and wealthy woman controlling them
>various mamomo podcasts reacting to your clip, discussing various methods on how to "break" men like you and how to be a high-value woman

>>43079760
Child fox errotic.

>>43079765
tail pillow's pretty good too
plus you're closer to her heart

Divine Cow.

>>43079784
>that paddle
is she going to challenge anon to table tennis?
cows have unfair advantage

>>43079784
evil cow

>>43079724
How could you abuse your hebi like this anon???? You're gonna get blasted with spirit fire and be locked up in the ""love nest"" for days

>>43079770
Anon I have a trick that will get monsters off your back, post a YouTube video talking about how you don't like monsters and that you only date human women. Trust me

>>43079837
Even better idea. Post a video about that while you find women attractive you would rather not have anything to do with a monster girl romantically after your awful breakup with your very human ex-girlfriend and instead spend the rest of your days by yourself. Surely if you explain yourself eloquently enough they should understand!

Dating a wagie Monster who you work at the same job with!

>>43079770
>Jamie, pull up that clip of the guy
>yeah, this one
>"Get the fuck away from me, you blue freak! Just leave me alone!"
>wow
>listen to how angry he sounds
>I know right? I can't even imagine how bitter he must be.
>what do you think he looks like when he smiles?
>that's going to be something to see. Like a before and after shot of him now and once he has a wife
>I would spend so much time cuddling with him
>you know which species is really good at hugging? Kakuens.
>Jamie, pull up the clip of the kakuen hugging her husband

>>43079651
Going on a weekend trip with my auntster!

Flat wolf is best wolf

>>43079857
>video of a silverback Kakuen dragging off a tourist on a nature walk only to just start cuddling with him as onlookers coo and aww at the sight of them together

>>43079853
Oh yes that will work perfectly, monsters respect the wishs of hurt and scared men after all

>>43079880
A sliverback kakuen would be so fucking massive holy shit

>>43079880
>GUYS WHAT DO I DO?!
>just don't look at her eyes, bro
>silverback starts to groom Anon while he sits in her lap

Why do so many ushis live in caves? Don't they know of Plato's allegory?

Wanna know a trick to get hellhounds off your back? Just act weak, submissive, and scared. They hate it

>>43079904
it's more of a burrow, really. they have good digging hands

>>43079904
>ushi's eyes glaze over at the first mention of the word "allegory"
>starts fucking you because she's bored
>she will never attain enlightenment
>mourn for your benighted wife as she gives you the best fuck of your life

>>43079784
>>43079821
Can I still touch it?

>>43079893
>built like a linebacker
>nicest woman you've ever met
>great with kids
God help anyone that tried to fuck with you though.

>>43079898
So would looking into a silverback kakuen's eyes count as a sex challenge or is it like touching a Succubi's tail and be a marriage proposal?

>>43079889
Don't forget half-smiles. I heard monsters really make sure to give guys that look like they're forcing a smile some distance.

>>43079932
You were already married the moment she took you. Looking her in the eyes is a challenge that you want to be on top tonight.

>>43079837
>hoverhand hug a yeti
>observe her reaction

>>43079949
>hoverhanding any monstergirl

>>43079837
>human women spread the video like wildfire
>claim that there are plenty of men like him who don't want monstrous skanks
>Anon gets unicorn'd after being charmed by her gentle personality
>monsters clap back by posting the two thumbnails side by side

>>43079837
I'd just teach anons how to dress to get the renaissance aged monsters's panties dropping like tax writeoffs for te rich

>>43079137
>When anon gives the hebi slightest attention

>>43079943
>can never look my kakuen wife in the eyes because I'm too weak
huh, that's depressing.

If you don't want to get accosted by a Monster looking to date/rape/violate/marry you then just say no. It's that simple.
Here, a few tips even on how to dodge a horny monster like say.... a big Griffon who just swooped down and declared her intentions to take you back to her nest and mating press you.
First, stand tall and puff up, make yourself appear as big as you can, take a deep breath and ensure your voice will be up to par to get your point across. Assert yourself and look her in the eye without a hint of fear and go "NO!"
This may surprise her at first and she will freeze in disbelief. Take a step closer to her and press the advantage, being fearless is key as she will know you mean business. Point your finger up and put it in her personal space while maintaining eye contact and go "NO! YOU ARE NOT RAPING ME, I DON'T WANT THAT. I'M GOING HOME AND I'M GOING TO RELAX. YOU WILL LEAVE ME ALONE. PERIOD!"
At this point she will realize it's futile as she cannot hope to tame the steel balls you possess and she may start crying like a scolded child. At this point, look away from her dismissively and continue in home. She will leave, disheartened and defeated.
And that's how you do it, it's just that easy.

>>43079994
You just have to look sad enough. She knows when you want to wrassle and when you just want some loving.

>>43079999
Quads confirm, used this method on an Ogre I met on the roads and she started smirking and chuckling and left, so she must know not to mess with me! I just wonder what she meant when she said "Tonight, you."

>>43079991
>be customs agent
>get a bunch of snakes through your area
>endless snake puns have made your life a living hell
>start to hate your job
>lose sleep
>moving a hebi through customs one day
>she drops her passport beside your desk
>so tired you forget your hebi training and move to pick it up for her
>she reaches for it too and you brush her hand
>she gasps
>fuck
>two days later you're served with a termination notice
>you're being extradited to Zipangu to avoid causing a "diplomatic incident"
>handed your "summons"
>it's a piece of shed snake skin in the shape of a heart with Zipangunese writing and a tress of white hair

>>43079991
>when anon talks to the female cashier

>>43080027
>forget your hebi training
kek

>>43080032
>cashier didn't activate her one way mirror Hebi-Guard (tm)
NGMI

Don't get fooled by sabbath propaganda.
Wife pussy is true best pussy.

>>43079999
>"N-"
And that's how far you'd actually get in your speech before the Griffon has mating pressed you.

>Hello Kenko_Cross.

>With some friends, we were discussing what would happen if two women, who were deadly foes, became monsters and eventually fall in love with the same man.
As in the past, they kept trying to murder each other and their family in a revenge cycle. And they already lost some people dear to them in the conflict and resent the other party.

>What would be the most common relationship between them in such a situation?
>Would their new selves forgive the bloodshed of the past so easily?

I dont know if to consider this an interesting question or one of those just looking for a bad end scenario.

>>43079999
You could, alternatively, wear a suicide vest and set it off the second she has a go at you.

>>43080050
I think griffins would intentionally drop things in cute dudes laps and claim that they're stealing so they have a reason to fuck them into the dirt

>>43080027
I feel like a Zipangu tourist guide would be fucking encyclopedia sized detailing entire chapters to proper behaviors with the natives so you don't get raped while a Mist Continent one would be a two page pamphlet listing all the popular locations and a little "have fun!" at the bottom

>>43080081
Going to walk into the dark gloomy forest and kiss the first centipede I see

>>43080081
Gonna ignore the travel guide, gonna walk up to the first group of Zipangu school girls I see and ask them where a single guy can have some fun around there.

>>43080081
>while a Mist Continent one would be a two page pamphlet listing all the popular locations and a little "have fun!" at the bottom

You're going to have to be way more specific which part of the Mist Continent. I hope you are not including or talking about the commie and HFY authoritarian People's Republic of Cathay... Why haven't the monsters invaded and liberated that literal 1984 place?

>>43080081
>eating a bowl of ramen and reading the guide on how to not get raped in Zipangu
>"Rule 343: Do NOT get caught reading by an oni."
>hulking red woman brushes through the curtains into the ramen shop
>a few more oni enter after her
>first one sees you with your guide
>"Hey! It's a nerd! Get 'em!"
>thankfully guide has a list of traditionally Zipangu temples that do marriage ceremonies

Pictured: Raid Boss/Bosses for an Order-centric Multiplayer game.

Monstergirls with Elden Goop. Yes or no?

>>43080126
How is Elden Goop different from Estus?

>>43080114
>think you're going to get raped by a bunch of drunkards
>they just drag you off to the arcade because they can't beat one of the games and needed a nerd's help

>>43079999
Didn't work, got attacked from behind by a Hellhound, didn't even see it coming. On a positive note, she says I am now protected from all other monsters.

>>43080111
Imagine the rape correction you'd get from them

>>43079137
>POV: You've casted a "Binding Chains" spell that should paralyze or hold your target in place... But it failed and shattered. Monster too power/high leveled.

>>43080165
I can fix--AIEEEEEE!

>Your monster girlfriend/wife/momster finds all your Takarada Rikka porn, hentai and doujins

Well how do you explain this anon(s)?

>>43080165
I call my sensei to help

>>43080176
I'm a man with broad tastes that appreciates thick thighs as well as large breasts. I apologize for nothing.

https://files.catbox.moe/ro3pp7.png

>>43079137
>"Tolkien Elves don’t sleep around. In fact, when an Elf falls in love, they will NEVER fall out of love. If such a relationship is formed with a human, the Elf is destined to commit suicide or fade away not long after the human dies. I believe they get a "reset" after their stay in the Halls of Mandos and being re-bodied, though. The "Elves" most dumbass Philistines are talking about are of the Zipangese pop culture otaku kind: human women with unusually large breasts and pointy ears. Being an Elf is just a charm-point label and has no meaning beyond that. In "reality", a High Elf who wants to hook up with a human is looking for royalty and nothing less. Certainly not your scrub adventurer ass, and DEFINITELY not murderhobos. But, in the context of TTRPGs it’s only natural to give Players an Elf partner as a reward. If they can’t have High Elves outside of fantasy when and where can they?"

>>43080176
She would probably make me reenact all of them with her, help me

>>43080165
Say sorry, surely that'll make them leave me alone.

>>43080157
I try to imagine it regularly.

>>43080126
Or how about drinking the bloodmoon goddess’s milk/essence for some kinky bedroom time sex with your monster wife.

>>43080276
While It would be nice I will just "hunt" and tame one of those werecat roaming the streets of yharnam

GHOST BLOWJOB WOO

>>43080178
Are Marshmallow Cats 100% immune against Monstergirl Hater Attacks and Western RPG-type Characters and metaphysics?

Don't be fooled, if you have barricaded yourself inside your home to keep yourself safe, it doesn't matter that there is a 17/10 girl with fluffy tails and cute fox ears knocking on your door, do NOT open it. She is a fed and wants to make you pay taxes.

>>43080331
Marshmallow are little angels send by the Christ, blessing You with cuteness and fluff. They're immortals and divine.

>>43080338
A KS-23 will make sure that one can enter my house uninvited, I will also to see the doc for my destroyed shoulder

>First day working on the holst ranch
>Try to take initiative
>Go into the farm to milk the holsts
>Hour in and I can’t get milk from any of them
>Lilim owner finds me and laughs her ass off
>I’ve been trying to milk minotaurs
>But for showing a good work ethic I’m being promoted
>To mino breeder

>>43080354
I wish I had that image of a wurm kid teething on a marshmallow cat. It really puts into perspective how indestructible the little guys are.

>>43080399
Good companions to Wurms.

I wanna sniff danuki breath morning, noon, and night!

>>43080411
Shame I don't have the one where a Wurm is squeezing the hell out of one either, could have sworn I had those two. But yeah they're amazing pets for a Wurm family due to how indestructible they are.

>>43080439
Got you covered.

>>43080445
Thanks. Just for that have this baby wyvern.

>>43080445
>>43080411
You shouldn't do that tho, If I want to squeeze a cat, I will do it on a chesh's ass. This young Wurms should learn and do the same

>>43080457
Oh no, she's freshly hatched! She'll imprint on the first person she sees!

>>43080463
>This young Wurms should learn and do the same
If you really want the Cheshire to be unable to sit down, there are more preferable ways.

>>43080492
The pranker get pranked, They should have a taste of their own medicines

>>43080471
Anon, Wyverns don't reproduce asexually. She has parents...

>>43080510
Childhood friend imprint is no joke

>>43080514
>being hurriedly told by your neighbor to bring your son over because their daughter's egg is about to hatch
>instead of proudly cracking open the egg like you'd expect the little whelp to do she just awkwardly trips out of it before stumbling over to your son and wrapping him up in her tiny little wings.

>>43080514
>be human living with your human wife and son in a now monster annexed city
>not much you could do when a bunch of dragons showed up and said that they were now in charge
>actually changed the place for the better
>one day you hear shouting from the house next door
>peek your head out to see what's going on
>your neighbor and his dragoon wife sprint out of their house
>run to your door and demand to know if your son is home
>say he is
>they shove past you into your home
>your neighbors beeline to your son's crib
>open the towel to reveal their newly hatched daughter
>dump her into the crib with your son
>she instantly rolls over and drapes a wing over him
>neighbors are hugging each other and crying with joy
>tell you that you're now one big family
>wut
>call the cops
>they congratulate you and hang up
>this is apparently acceptable dragon behavior

>>43080553
>Tamed by a human when you hatch
Spawn camping

What possible use could this skill have?

>>43080553
>being hurriedly told by your neighbor to bring your son over because their daughter's egg is about to hatch
Poor boy got set up
>come son, the neighbors bought two consoles on accident and want to gift us one of them
>no we can't go there tomorrow, because uh... they'll return it if we don't pick it up now!

>>43080563
Eating bananas very fast

>>43080514
>be some 3 year old
>hobbies include Duplo blocks and eating rocks
>get dragged away from your blocks by your parents to go lock at a funny looking rock
>wonder how it tastes
>suddenly a strange looking girl bursts from it
>she gazes at you
>stares into your very soul
>wonder what your blocks are up to

MGD got an update 7 hours ago

>>43080573
My sides, the end got me real good

>>43080573
>turns out her parents bought some wyvern friendly blocks
>spend the rest of your time there stacking blocks with your best friend
>go home
>blocks are still there
>go back to playing with your blocks

>>43080575
>it's literally nothing

>>43080586
I hope that both parents took photo, It will be an important part of the wedding

>>43080601
):

>>43080575
Perpetua will be my wife.

>>43079557
I actually liked her as a character and her true ending was top notch

>>43080611
Well don't blame me, blame the fact that it's been like three months since the last update and the Labyrinth is still barren as fuck and the only "new" content for a whole new version is an "intro" to the Capital, more tsun slime and a couple sex scenes.

>>43080621
Threshold is the most incompetent game dev.

>>43080609
>one of the photos is the baby wyvern sucking on your thumb while you try and figure out how to make things works with one hand
>turns out she still likes doing that well past infanthood

how do centaurs wear burkas

>>43080631
That's nowhere near close to being true.

>>43080633
Based, I hope that this young anon is now an architect in dragonia

>>43080631
That title belongs to KC and no I'm not trying to shit on him, it's just an objective fact.

>>43080650
I raise you Blizzard Entertainment

>>43080712
Tarkov devs beat them all. Fuck this game

>>43080712
>2024
>MGE RPG finally updates
>tons of content
>BUT you need a fancy jap-only internet-connected onahole to play it
>"Don't you gaijins have onaholes?!"

>>43080642
>years later the wivern is helping her husband to decorate their first home that he designed
>she carefuly picks up the last decorative tile and flies up to place it on the roof
>he claps while holding their small baby
>the last part of moving in is unpacking all the bags of old Duplo blocks for the junior to play with
>>43080732
I bet some nerd emulates is, so that I can use good ole sponge bucket with an USB cable

>>43080631
Threshold spends most of his time in his community discord

>>43080712
I see your Blizzard and raise you Chris Roberts.

>>43080650
I don't think KC has made a game related post except to say he's still working on it for about a year now. I'm pretty sure at the start there was an expectation of semi regular production diaries too.
The last post I remember actually talking about development was something about rewriting how the game reads dialogue I think?

>>43080760
The game hasn't been updated for over two years, that's really all that needs to be said

>>43080742
I smiled, I don't know but this morning, the thread is nice.

>>43080732
>fully automated onahole that activates during the MGERPG scenes
We are not even close to ready, anons would be dying of dehydration left and right.

>>43080774
>Impy-chan's tight tiny cunny squeezes your dick like a vice
Now THAT would make the wait worth it

>>43080774
that's why they need a fully automated pair of tidders to suck on

>>43080774
>anons would be dying of dehydration left and right.
That's how you get isekaied to the MGE universe. It'd be worth it.

>>43080774
Soon
https://nitter.cutelab.space/nekomataaran/status/1529341730910523392#m

>>43080755
Anon the actual games he made (Wing Commander, Freelancer) were great. Star Citizen isn't a game, it's ascam that turned into a cult.

>>43080821
oh shit, japanese birthrates about to plummet to 0

>>43080832
>play the free flies ever now and then
>can actually see the vision they're going for VERY slowly take shape
it hurts

Thread is comfy, I like it. I will build something with Legos tonight

>>43080867
Problem is hentai devs have to specifically integrate it. Unless that shit takes off to the moon then I don’t imagine many working contextual onahole reactivity into the game

>>43080732
>>43080742
>Gaijin weebs will unironically defend it to their deaths just own cringe Western Game Devs and Western Game players because said Weebs are "cultured" and intelligent people who learn to speak and read Japanese so they don't need to turn on English subtitles
>But will never ever go to or travel to Japan or speak to Japanese people despite spending alot of time effort and money in learning a new language

>>43081013
Since language models are all the rage now, you could use ML to train a program to convert the scene dialogue into cyberonahole movement, then read text from the screen or hook into the game directly like translation software does.
Would work best with text-only games since they are most descriptive about the scenes.

>>43079460
Good morning! Don't forget to take a baph before heading out today!

>>43080995
man I wish I still had my lego

Nooooo the cringe memories of me larping are attacking, which monster would have larped to make me feel better about cringe?

>>43081414
phantom

I will submit to snakes but not shirohebi because she's nuts

>>43081414
Miss Lich, but she doesn't like to talk about it, and she swore all her undead minions to secrecy.

>gathered together for an official event
>It's the annual dormouse hunt into wonderland
>Each cait sith has her little retinues of loyal cats
>The sith that brings the most mice back gets Bastet's favor for the year
>Cheshires are wildcards on which side they help
>afterwards everyone gets to lick the dormice because they taste good
>some of the mice are covered in cat tongue for days at a time
>then they are squeezed so the kingdom has good tea for the year.

>>43081471
Well, now I hate cait sith forever. Thanks for ruining them, ya big weirdo.

>>43081477
Don't reply to the shitposter

>>43081481
You mean you, Mr. Not-Making-Content?

>43081485
Oh wait never mind I'm retarded, you're just the other cretin that always shitposts along, now I recognize the file naming scheme.

>>43081525
's OK, happens to the best of us.

>>43081414
I want to do larp as "evil villain vs hero" with a lizard girl.
I also want to be the "villain" and defeat the hero and turn her into my sex slave. I suppose a mindflayer could make that even more realistic

>>43081554
I would like too but if possible with an another mamono

>>43081414
>join a LARP
>roughly half of the people there are mamono
>it devolves into LARP of a hentai RPG
>read: orgy with a bunch of nerds

Did you know that in Grimoire, you can ride a turtle?

>>43081717
What monster girl is best for "defeated heroine" hentai trope?

>>43081827
I was just thinking about something with fluff and not scales but dragon, dhampir and hellhound would work well

>>43081827
>Yosh, he beat me! Time to get ravished!

>>43081878
>Task failed successfully

>>43081878
>Become a tyrant that tries to take over that land
>none of the monster heroines that are sent to stop you can win
>They all fail and become you concubines
>Too busy fucking them to do anything more
>And the land you did conquer turns out pretty well and none of them really complain

>>43081525
Don't be such a hater.

>>43081878
how can we beat the lizz, bros?

>>43079137
https://youtu.be/1sFyrfqTdcg

>>43082167
first you tie her up, then you walk away

>>43082194
that will only make her come after you even harder, once she inevtiably free herself
the thirst will give her godlike strength

>>43082167
>lose or give up
>lay down your weapon and start walking away
>she goes full mere female lizard mode and pretends that she has just succumbed to the damage you've dealt to her in the fight, even if you didn't manage to even touch her

>>43082167
just literally tank everything she has until she falls over exhausted

>>43082265
you think they do not know these tactics? halfway through you doing that, she will switch to sexual attack and how you do tank a 10/10 woman flashing her jaw dropping bust and telling you how much she wants to milk your cock?

>>43082296
by ignoring or saying i've seen better or those look like a good boob job

>>43082310
>those look like a good boob job
oh she'll give you a very good boob job indeed

>>43082142
I think Anon's justified being a hater.

>>43082326
Dont respond to them

>>43082325
id ask if those were silicone or silly putty

>>43082348
oh you'll be fucked silly an putty in her hands after she finishes, don't worry about that

>>43082369
all she gonna get is a spanking after she lunges toward me

>>43082296
>tankchad anon picked "tits fetish" negative trait to get even more points to put into DEF
>seemed like a great idea for grinding in the volcano area, as lizards are known to be flatties and focused on physical damage
>too bad for anon, this one was hiding a pair of truly massive and shapely milkers under her very tightly wrapped armor
>as she pulls on a single strap holding her chest piece together, they quite literally explode out of her cleavage

>>43082390
don't promise her a good spanking if you can't deliver it

>>43082419
but that all she gonna get, she has to grovel and beg for more
>And that's how kids i met your mother
>Cut to lizard gal, bound in some bdsm gear

The only lizards for me are the mere female kind

>>43082419
Salamander breath is definitely worth inhaling.

im going to mere a dragon

>>43082537
They will mere you instead.

>>43082470
There are other kinds?

>>43082563
You sure, even if i went to one of those creepy ones that want you to step on them?

Someone needs to explain to Queen of Hearts that she can't just order a Trumpart to rape her opponent and then declare she has won at cards.

I'm going to mere a malef

>>43082729
She's a child, she needs some gentle correction since she sees so many happy couples yet she has no king

>>43082563
Kek, maybe in the middle age but we have AA tanks now. Just rent one to your local Mamono extremist by explaining that You need it for marrying a dragon.

>>43082737
the best you're going to get is convincing one to become your maid
who will then force absolute reliance on her dragon capabilities and take full control of your life anyway.

>>43082785
Full control of the kitchen.

>>43082440
Anon be like:
>oooo my tanking strat is superior
it took less than 5 back and forths for you to break and fug the lizzard

>>43082985
but what if my goal was have her submit with me not doing much other than spanking her

Hmm to avoid any Mamono claiming me I will drink the war criminal's poison. I'm really smart...

>>43083010
just be careful not to drink the bone hurting juice

I'm going to get mere'd by a Kiki

what mamono would be best to squad with on war thunder?
harpies and dragons would be great at aircraft gameplay, but who would be good at tank combat?

>>43083050
orge, she can be tank
bogies would roll up in the tonk

>>43083050
Unironically, mens. Mamono lack discipline.

>>43083069
an alp gamer bro?

I'm going to walk around Dragonia wearing nothing but underpants made of gold foil

>>43083098
No thanks, gay are not much better. You need some good strong mens from the gym to handle big canon on tracks

>>43079137

>>43083135
>Le Reddit même
>Gacha
Stop anon

>>43083046
What would that even look like?

>>43083183
>animals are now reddit
What did I miss?

>>43082729
It's a valid strategy anon

should i watch

>>43083193
Complete and utter dependence on her service, and will fuck her whenever she asks

>>43083194
he's changed tactic today into gatekeep mode.

How do I get uninvited guests out of my bath?

I want to be an adventurer who loses to a dark mage and becomes her familiar, I have no idea why that idea is so nice
Would love to practice and learn magic as her familiar

>>43082785
She'll take full control of being mere'd maybe

>>43083222
Dragons are haughty and think humans are below them, so snuggle up to her and call her really pretty and ask her out. Should upset her enough that she runs out of the bath
Trust me I'm a dragon expert, it works even better if they're a malef

>>43083183
i dont keep up with the latest trends but i will never stop liking capubararas.

>>43083227
>monster girl
>actually a regular human girl
What was KC even thinking there, they were an even worse idea than the two token furshits

>>43083252
Yes anon, the average human girl retains their beauty, has insane magical powers, will turn you into their mere familiar and mana pump for life, and has the disposition of a monster. Monsters that pass as humans have been a thing for awhile, I also do headcanon that Dark mages end up getting demonic traits, think of yen from MGD.

>>43083273
dark mages are the alps of women

>>43083227
I want to lose to a /fit/ mage.

>need to stay in mamono-run hotel
>old creaky room but it smells pretty nice and is clean
>no pillows in bed so call to ask for one
>the maid shows up ten minutes later
>barges her way into the room as of it’s her own without you saying anything and just sits on the bed
>”Your pillow sir. Have a good night.”

>>43083252
If he's turned on by something then chances are he's adding it to his setting down the line.

Spidermouse, Spidermouse, does whatever a spidermouse does.

>>43083193
Act like a useless piece of shit for too long and kiki starts channelling R. Lee Ermey
>I WILL MOTIVATE YOU

>>43083294
You ought to just stay in the capsule hotels. There's no room for monsters to pull that trick off in them

>>43083333
>no room
That’s what you think

>>43083358
Surely a shog wouldn't trick a man into using her and claiming him, I thought they were submissive!

>>43083356
Goats do be like that

>>43083358
I can't believe Miss Shog has been running a well-established capsule hotel chain for decades while waiting on anon. Maybe he should just pay for all night stays at a love hotel since only couples are near those

The cows are up to something...
Changing tactics...

>>43083333
>>43083358
Hell, other slimes besides Shog could go for that.

>>43083418
Cows are not to be trusted, they're very moolicious and devious

>>43083418

Was this actually a doujin somebody made at some point? And what would this kiki even do all day?

>>43083501
It seems to be a light novel.
https://exhentai.org/g/2079604/f9978dcf4a/

>>43083501
dude is that sethouchi?

>>43083425
If you’re not too claustrophobic a slime lined pod skins pretty comfy. It’s like an MRI except it sucks your dick

>>43083522
Yep, the lord of sameface himself

>>43083522
Yes. He's a very active artist these days.

>>43083543
>sameface
i guess but I really like the way he drew textures in monmusu quest

>>43083543
just kind of weird to see a kiki drawn by him

https://discord.gg/CyQKHb6c
j

>>43083634
I'm more surprised that she came out perfectly. Usually this guy completely fails at details and either draws curvy human women or goes full retard with monster parts and it ends up looking like human torso on a bowl of spaghetti.

>>43083668
maybey your comparing his art from 10 years ago, the guy has improved since.

>>43083222
I'm just gonna ignore her. That way she'll surely lose interest and leave.

>>43083687
that piece is fairly old itself, no? not quite as old as mgq of course.

>>43083689
>she's determined and decides to stay until anon has to finally take a bath
>this goes on for days
>anon starts to stink
>house gets invaded by Beelzebubs and Devil Bugs and anon gets raped by nasty bugs
Should have went for bathroom molestation by an elegant dragon lady

>>43083706
>that piece is fairly old itself,
really?

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/106724391
suction cup hickies

>>43083222
Grab the tip of her tail and squeeze. Dragon tails are very sensitive so she'll quickly get the message.

>>43083735
2016 or 2017

>>43083728
>Anon now has a harem of several bug girls and one dragon
>Nobody really wants to ask how that happened

>>43083222
wrestle her for three days and three nights and you'll get a dragons blesing

>>43083222
dragons are notorious squatters

>>43083772
>"We do not squat human, we conquer

>>43083819
I'd love to hear the story of how she "conquered" anon's fridge. I'm sure that was an epic battle for the ages and not her breaking in and eating left over pizza

>>43083839
This sounds like a neat story.
>anon is at home
>hears a crash from the balcony
>goes to investigate
>dumb dragon has made an emergency crash landing on his balcony
>takes him opening the door as an invitation to enter

>>43083819
>>43083839
>NEET dragon one day just breaks in and squats on your couch and refuses to leave
>says she has conquered this land and takes you as her manservant
>try to kick her out
>her FAT tail alone weights almost as much as you do

>>43083839
The squatting I could tolerate, but nobody steals my left over pizza!
I'm just gonna get a suit of magic armor+sword and defeat her

>>43083900
Go ahead. Your pizza is still gone though and nothing will bring it back

>>43083901
Im going to ask for milk and eggs as payment for squating, lest i call my wurm momster

>>43083888
the dangers of drinking and flying

>>43083839
Anon's defenses failed to hold her back.
Simple as.

>>43083901
She has claimed this domocile as her own.

>>43083933
She wasn't drunk! It's just that through an uncanny coincidence, your windchimes played the tune to the syllables of Dragonrend

>>43083922
I'm gonna make her work as a maid until it's paid back.
Her salary starts at 1 cent per day

Post FAT tails

>>43083888
>dragon mom tries to teach her daughter to fly by carrying her up into the sky and dropping her
>fat dragon barely manages a glide
>eh whatever, she landed on some guy's house house so she's his problem now

>>43083968
Hey once she leaves the lair, she leaves the lair

Gonna go on 4/mon/ and make a post about how dragon tails are the worst tails around and how they can't change my mind.
Easiest way to get a bunch of tail pics sent to me.

>>43084116
It's an easy way to get your house plowed by an angry malef
At least she'll be nice enough to take you to her home

>>43083960
is it rude to touch and squeeze a malef's fat tail?

im going to make a fat bitch thread on /4mon/

>>43084145
i don't know how fat it is but it do be very long

chimera milk?

>>43084163
so it is skinny then, she needs to eat till it has rolls

>>43083356
Freaking goats.

>>43084145
It's a capital offense if you aren't her mate. If you ARE her mate, then you should be cling to her tail, chest, side, or any other part of her body at all hours.

I don't care for dragons unless their tails are very fat

>>43084302
Ryu is nothing but tail.

>>43084308
But is the tail fat?

>>43084313
yes

>>43083922
Sauce/artist?

>>43084351
Why is she looking at me like that?

>>43084365
you're the first one to make it past the hebi squad

>>43084379
Ryus are the princesses of yanderes.

>tfw ywn be the knight of a monster princess much older and larger than you
>But she still relys on your strenght and wit
>Ywn defend from threats and reassure her when she doubts herself
>Ywn be the one that allows her jaded old heart feel warmth again

>>43084399
anyone raised around a gaggle of hebis is bound to pick up some behaviors

>>43084358
https://twitter.com/scribblesquab/status/1639049109880569861

>>43084379
The hebis must have been taillets then.

I've become obsessed with monster parts. I want to brush big fluffy tails, be hugged by jubjub wings, I want a hebi to squeeze me as hard as she can.

>>43084466
or they all got married first

>>43084474
Bet you like big meaty paws too huh?

>>43079460
Gyaru MGs need love too and it's so fun teasing them in front of the kids when they become mothers and have to stop their gyaru ways.

>>43084474
i recognize this as sluttish behavior but i also agree with you

Anon, it's time to read John Barth!

>>43084505
Reading is for alps!

>>43079821
How can a cow be evil? She looks like a sweetheart.

>>43081744
yeah you just have to teach her the HM 02 SURF

>>43084475
Ah, the noble's approach to conquering a dungeon. Just throw low level adventurers in front of yourself until all the other monsters are married, then walk right into the boss fight without getting your boots dirty.

>>43084523
as any demonic dairy rancher would tell you, hellcows are often unfairly judged on first appearance but when you work with them you find out they're as gentle, even-tempered and docile as any other breeds

>>43084639
Oh man, that one on the right.